princess anne edition

in metaphysics divine things are considered not as the subject of the science, but as the principle of the subject
i think atheists would do well to reflect on this

>>212177653
ok

>>212177653
blog on snorelord

>>212177627
how'd she manage that?

when did Glastonbury festival become a normie pop show?

>>212177653
remember when you had a 3 day melty because I said your short stature makes you manufactured for carry fucking?

>>212177653
*yawns really loudly*
yeah? nice one m8
*walks off*

First nic pouch of the day is so lovely

>>212177653
I think you'd do well to reflect on how much of a moron you are

Go on lad, prove your intelligence by proving the existence of God once and for all

Oh wait, you can't? You mean you believe in something that's actually fictional? Lol

>>212177677
always was

fucking hell what a fucking week

>>212177677
1970

>>212177701
mg?

i can't imagine the dread brits feel when they realize lola young is their biggest popstar rn

stop swearing

>>212177561
>>212177632
roar

>>212177701
you've just reminded me of my vape which I haven't hit in a good 6 minutes
thanks

waiting for my dildo and chastity cage order was one of the most nerve wracking times of my life. it arrived a day late so I was terrified it had been delivered somewhere else

What the FUCK is that Glastonbury lineup then

>>212177690
no? lol
>>212177704
pretty much every philosopher of religion agrees god is unfalsifiable so your barrier of proof is nonsensical for both alternates. nevertheless i have regularly provided arguments for the existence of god.

quite low on serotonin today feels like

>>212177744
pls tell me they dont actually see all that

>>212177744
Little brown fella giggling away in a warehouse while he packs my rubber fanny for another little brown fella to deliver to my door

>>212177805
emma

real talk: how much slag slaying could a stud american like myself expect in the UK?

>>212177763
awful init

>>212177805
timmy's crush

The Mouse Man Cometh

Converted Muslim Punk

I'm a 34 year old virgin

>>212177828

>>212177789
Diego. Explain the bears to me.

>>212177789
how tights your bussy i know that shit be tight af

>>212177805
timmy's crush

>Teenagers are still retarded and can't consent either just like pre-pubescent children. And Sabrina does have teenage fans kek.
what's this thing recently where kids are being taught that teenagers are exactly the same as children mentally? what's this all about?

Regret remorse isolation and pain

>>212177845
u'll catch up soon lad
>>212177852
bears?

>>212177822
Corr thighs on the middle lass

I feel threatened

>>212177726
8 for me

>>212177850
timmy's crush

>>212177797
get a little cough syrup in you

>>212177845
not for much longer

>>212177858
Millennial women trying to get the age of consent raised to 30

>>212177876
brag on

imagine getting raped via forced sounding

*imagines it*

fucking hell lads

wimby next week

>>212177845
34 years and not a single shag is crazy

>>212177862
KTIM and my father and his father and his father and his father

4 years ago a woman gave me a handjob then stuck her fingers up her fanny and got pregnant

>>212177908
yeah that's a very interesting theory but I have my doubts
anyone know the real reason?

>>212177868
>2 Kings 2:23-24
>23 And he went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
>24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the Lord. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
Why did God summon 2 magic bears to kill 42 children for calling a man bald?

>when my dad gave birth to me

>>212177805
they don't

>>212177959
What do you reckon the circumstances were around Bradley losing his virginity?

it pie night

>>212177726
10,9 for me

>>212177805
of course they do
they have to pack the order

>>212177958
hey mate this is quite a famous passage cos atheists love to misinterpret (as you seem to be doing) you will find the translation you reference is heavily disputed and it is far more likely that it is a gang of youths (like chavs or roadmen in today's terminology) who surround and start threatening an old prophet, the prophet called on god for help and god answered

>>212177990
probably at 16 to his school sweetheart like a normal well-adjusted man

Couple 'forced' to sit next to dead body for hours on Qatar Airways flight

https://youtu.be/h-cZt61Giz8

dad in absolute meltdown mode because he reckons I’ve thrown out the kitchen sink plug strainer. probably did I can’t remember but he can’t prove it.
so now I’m hiding in my incel cave NEED someone to come and evacuate me im only 26 and shouldn’t have to deal with things like this

Not overly fussed but 16 is a weird age to draw the line, could see it being either older or younger

I've got spurs that gringle grangle gringle

Feeling incelleous whilst watching Glastonbury on iPlayer

im gooooooning omg im gooooooning

>>212177959
adore this brad

might watch Florida rapper Denzel Curry bring his brash charismatic hip-hop to Worthy Farm

>>212177706
I think he's referring to the Supreme Court ruling today that judges can't block his executive orders anymore

>>212178024
>The Hebrew adjective, qatan, means small, little, or young. The question is: how young? This same Hebrew combination, na‘ar qatan, is used to describe a mature rebel named Hadad the Edomite (1 Kings 11:17). Likewise, when Solomon takes the throne at about the age of twenty, he describes himself as a na‘ar qaton (1 Kings 3:7). Obviously, he and Hadad were not elementary-aged, little boys!
>Thus, at a bare minimum, we can say it’s highly unlikely the people who mocked Elisha were “little children” or “small boys.” It’s much more probable that [a] these were young men and [b] they were called na’ar not in reference to their sex (male) but their office (servants).
Alright, why did God summon 2 magic bears to maul 42 "young men"?

buying a new keyboard with pre-lubed switches

>>212178015
over then
they probably search your name up on facebook and that

watching house s02e17 guest starring michelle trachtenberg god rest her soul

>>212178075
if she's got hair on her muff she's old enough

Environmentalism is not liberal. It is ancestral, and it belongs to the Right.

>>212177789
>i have regularly provided arguments for the existence of god.
You've never proven God because you're thick

>>212178132
this is why you should only buy sex toys at your local sex shop
its basic stuff this mate

>>212178132
they're worked like dogs and have 500 other packages before and after yours
doubt they care

>>212178112
his contribution to jpegmafia's 'BALD!' single is outstanding and surpasses the original.

Mr Bezos deserves every penny he has and l hope he has a very happy wedding and marriage

>>212178124
i've already told you...
>>212178168
most literate atheist

>>212178015
the packer does not put the sticker with the name and address on

>>212178166
yeah the problem with that is that capitalists will happily destroy everything and everything in the pursuit of capital

feel a turd brewing

wonder if the amazon warehouse lads think I'm a shagger regularly ordering condoms and lube. no way for them to know I'm just shagging my hand

i'm fairly savvy about privacy stuff but amazon still manages to figure out what you want, reckon they just directly buy your internet history off isps

off the beers tonite

>>212178045
what the hell is ops

>>212178092
me this morning at 1:30

>>212178175
and for the better quality home grown organic dildos

>>212178226
the people they employ are barely sentient lad

just did a green fart

>>212178254
will wait for her to come out in paperback

>Y-you're nothing but a Champagne Socialist!
Yeah, I come from a wealthy family, don't work and party hard. On top of that, I address inequality when I see it, have good praxis and don't bury my head in the sand on tough issues. I want everyone on Earth to have a life as good as mine.

Cheeky 8pm bedtime on the cards I reckon lads. Corrr I'm going to be so well rested

I hate the CIA -- they operate by blackmail. They are scum. They got the Saudi King by short hairs.

>>212178254
she looks fun to talk to

>pasta takeaway

>>212178045

I'm having a beer as I play Squad.

>>212178112
we're not worthy

bottle of wine down

>Miss Switzerland finalist is 'strangled and pureed in a blender by her husband': 'Killer used a jigsaw and garden shears to dismember victim'

stop you might start giving him ideas

>>212178252
l think it means 'opponents' just street talk for another gang

>>212178294
you're just asking for a blackmailing

>>212177959
>>212178100
I think it's my favourite bradley too
pure derision and confusion

>>212178326
dutch wine?

>>212178320
few cans with nightreign for me

>>212178198
Unironically the thickest cunt in /brit/

just did a red fart

oh yeah
ofcom blocking 4chan
pity

Genuinely don't know any of these acts
Last year was good, I can't have got ancient in 12 months

>>212178381
ktim the morning after a gay club night

>>212178368
australian shiraz

GOATED
GOATED
GOATED

hannah fry is so sexy she could be a porn star

>>212178404
Nah

>>212178441
fraid so

>>212178374
hs?

>>212178254
So peng

Wouldn't ever catch me drinking new world wines.

>>212178437
this but ruby granger

>>212178421
TYFSTAWI

>>212178450
Shan't happen

australia anon needs to get checked... starting to feel worried for him...

>>212178437
another victim of ginger propaganda

>>212178437
My hairdresser looks like her

I can't listen to The 1975. Too many memories of Summer 2014. The greatest summer of my life. Now I'm just a blob person office drone. Pale biomass. Meek worthless shrew.

>>212178488
shall unfortunately

>>212178481
no ruby couldnt be a porn star
ruby could be a niche slut on onlyfans
but not a mainstream porn star like hannah fry

props to denzel for actually rapping and not relying on playback

>>212178517
Nothing ever fucking happens mate

Jews be like
>"The creator of the universe requires that I wear a tiny hat"

just a young black mexican woman trying to make it in the law game

Got the Impromptu in C-sharp minor, op. 66 on think a 2nd cuppa is in order then some tidying up

>>212178505
have you shagged her?

>>212178521
need to see her on atkingdom

>>212178540
well this will
and its not really a happening is it? only a happening to a handful of lonely spackers on a niche internet forum

sucking a chablis myself, loveli on a warm summer evening

>>212178515
blog on snorelord
and get some taste!

>>212178579
It won't happen. You are obsessed with bad things.

chebbaroos spotted at glasto

https://i.4cdn.org/mu/1751038777974167.jpg

i'm 999,999,999,999,999,999,999 years old

are girls with a small bum and small boobs still gf material? i think so

>>212178570
he goes to woman for a haircut mate, he's obviously bent

>>212178606
gross

>>212178606
her thighs were looking tasty

>>212178601
it will happen
i am obsessed with things that are going to happen regardless of whether they are good or bad

wish I were born australian

>>212178623
yes of course, if she is white and has a pretty face

might wander the desert for 40 years

>>212178626
hiya mate if you could please just go ahead and delete this pic of me ta x

christfreaks actually believe some lad got swallowed by a giant fish and was in there for 3 days and talked to magic angels then got spat out, they think that actually happened in real life lmao

>>212178614

>>212178650
Trust me u dont

pooing piss out me cock

Jeffery Bezos dragging himself up by his bootstraps

>>212178676
delightful image

>>212178690
richest man in the world and he marries a bogged divorced hag with children

>>212178651
bingo bango bongo
just less to play with in bed desu but atleast a less chance of saggage

>>212178672
It's an allegory to guide you in your God-given life.

>>212178672
and that's where my vore fetish came from

>>212178685
don't tell me what I think cunt

might kill myself

They want sex too

They won't block 4chan, I wont let them

>>212178729

plotting a gigawank

>>212178729
its not an allegory they think it literally happened

/brit/, are you afraid of god

>>212178763
they will and you wont

>>212178709

you get out what you put in

>>212178672

>>212178722
crazy how not everybody wants the same things

doing the most appropriate thing and being on my best behaviour

found a weird lump on my scrotum but it doesn't feel like cancer so i'll just keep on trucking unless i start spaffing blood

https://youtu.be/NwdUBrvvu-I?si=3kFGxx4avHkrLkiM

>>212178351
CWLTSHC

>>212178748

>>212178787
Nope, I will not allow it

frick off richard

The wealth divide is growing in Britain. The Haves are at Glastonbury, enjoying the musical delights of Noah Kahan. The Have Nots? Well they're on /brit/. Posting.

got a pepsi in the fridge

Not a fan of "my babydaddy" used as interchangeably as "my landlord" or "my boss" being the replacement for "the father of my child"

>>212178844
unfortunately ofcom wields more power than you

my bossdaddy trump

imagine paying for glastonbury and just doing ket in your tent for 3 days instead of listening to some gay pop stars
because that's what i'd be doing

Liz Gillies has wished Ariana Grande a happy pride and a happy birthday.

>>212178798
woke bullshit

>>212178869
You'll see

>>212178860
bepis?

Ariana Grande has officially accepted to become a member of The Academy.

>>212178798
amazing that someone else here has an idea about medieval exegesis of scripture
congratulations

Some beards are exquisite but most bearded men look greasy and horrible, like kebab shop workers

If you don't pass the George V/Nicholas II test, keep it clean shaven

raping myself and wailing with glee

>>212178920
Academy of what?

>If you don't pass the George V/Nicholas II test, keep it clean shaven
incel babble

>>212178939
jokes on you I'm incapable of growing facial hair

>>212178939
3 days unshaven is the goat

mental how hateful and truly evil Islam is

>>212178939
was george the one with the poofter lisp

>>212178975
Motion Picture Arts and Sciences x

pinkpantheress is on
sexo

>>212179001
George VI that was

>>212179001
VI

>>212178946
The lads as it were

hilarious the last Mission lmpossible movie flopped

just wanna go to bed really
qreem qrackered

>>212178877
Love him

I walked like 3 miles today (didnt check to see because I am just going off a signpost) and sort of just wanted to come home and take a shit
after lots of shortbread and the potato salads as you know
very happy they were just filling my belly and I didnt get fat after like 5 days of no food

just bloody well love driving legally me, sticking to the speed limit (even overtaking at it, if needed), merging lanes correctly, knowing when it’s my time to go and all of it

>incel babble

got to reply to:
bumble gf
blonde bae
sigh it aint easy being a playa

plans for the rest of the evening lads?
going to get stoned and watch some funny videos on the magic rectangle

>>212179036
me I woke up late so theres 9 hours left in the day for me today

>>212179079
got some weed then?

think i've got a brain tumour

Erm what the deuce

>>212179036
how can you be knackered at quarter to 8
are you fat?
what have you done all day?

any screaming man in

Don't know any Lewis Capaldi songs sorry
Is he related to the angry Doctor Who fella

>>212179101
bizarre post

>>212179115
i have worked a physical job all week thanks

>>212178939
>George V/Nicholas II test
what is the test?

>>212179101
i have some
a balkan looking guy in a van actually drove up beside me today and asked if i know where to get weed
he looked in suffering
clearly in withdrawal

>>212179114
playing with some 0dte spy options?

>>212179114
Invest in Rolls Royce

becoming a doubter on the AI taking over question

just became a boss nigga just now

the 3x potato salad shit
also
>wake up
>go outside
>come home
>poo
>shower (except yesterday because I forgot, and the day before because I was cleaning and cleaned yesterday too because of the shower)
>bed

also I remembered the thing, I forgot what because there was something else after and it probably isnt on my life

>>212179040
Wasn't really fussed about him until last year but he's really grown on me, top lad

>>212179058
Can I add you on Pokemon go?

>>212179145
Your beard should look as good or better as theirs. Thickness/grooming is needed

>>212179146
t'was me

>>212179137
ktim

Air fryer sauages for din dins. Burnt black on one side raw on the other, just how I like em

isnt on my list*
thank you Pokemon
but thats really all. or was all but the post was so rushed

on my lappy laptop tip tap typing away

Do they have standup at Glastonbury? Would love a Stewart Lee live performance right about now.

>>212179202
i like mine cooked a little bit longer

>>212179215
jokes on you im about to go on my phone to tip tap away

Me and the hypothetical missus

>>212179205
mousey... i thought you was dead

qrd on poo?

>>212179205
hi

Did some research into trading this week
Fucking hell it's complicated
Might give the old demo account a go thoughbeit

>Hentry VIII

can hereby announce /brit/ is ending trade negotiations with /cum/

>>212179255
um hi
>>212179242
what did your picture have to do with any of this

tired of playing games, virtually and in real life
load of fucking shite if you think about it

was that thing that happened true then or

>>212179269
shut the fuck up bot

https://youtu.be/ujQcBoTq_A8?si=g57gdUcOY1YlcLQX

people joke about vaporeon but in reality glaceon is the sexiest eeveelution - by a lot

BONERS

>>212179314
Nothing ever happens sorry

any hairless twink in?

>>212179333
Umm it's spelled Napoleon mate.

brb, off "on my phone"
if by "phone" I mean toilet and "on" I was on the toilet and by "off" it actually meant shit instead. that would be the decoded message

fizzy peach pineapple mango coconut raspberry limeade

Catch a boat to England baby, maybe to Spain
Wherever I have gone
Wherever I've been and gone
Wherever I have gone the blues are all the same
Send out for whiskey baby, send out for gin
Me and room service honey
Me and room service babe
Me and room service, well, we're living a life of sin
When I'm not drinkin' baby you are on my mind
When I'm not sleepin' honey
When I ain't sleepin' mama
When I'm not sleepin', you know you'll find me crying

bonaires

built for swc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vLZjyKuWEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vLZjyKuWEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vLZjyKuWEY

forcibly wanking mousey off until he pisses all over himself

Fucking hate driving my mum I brake a tiny bit hard once and she’ll start screaming like we’re gonna crash

you all watching pinkpantheress or wunderhorse

wunderhorse are pretty solid

>>212179361
A pitcher of this on a Key West weekend >>>

Birthday girl!!!

>>212179275
>>212179361
just dont want to take the risk of these being you and telling you to go kill yourself. as if a social reject fuckup tard should be the one trying to bridge the two generals, liek they should be bridged at all. FOY (not to you or at your post American but to FOY. FOY)

giving women easy access to video recording equipment was a mistake
giving women the ability to share said video recordings to the world was a disaster
giving women the right to vote was cataclysmic

>>212179397
imagine having a 10/10 body then putting shit on your arm that costs money and pain

>>212179409
both shite so shan't

>>212179397
What’s her @

the glasgow grangler is NOT pleased.

>>212179191
oh right. yeah my beard as thick as theirs. not as groomed but i dont want to look like a toff or a poof

elf ebb rpm cap
or
camp fly pry

Capmala aint talm bout nun

2bh would love to marry outside my culture aussie women are insufferable

>>212179486
*slaps your arse*
Wake up white man

>>212179422
she looks sickly

>>212179437
i'm looking at her arse everything else is irrelevant

>>212179486
no bigger gimp indicator than thinking this

>>212179486
>to marry outside my culture
same.

bumble gf giving it all this and that
fucked her right off

>>212179486
ktim

busta nutt is on at 8:30

>>212179462
@kysincel

>>212179486
aussie women are actually pretty fit lad

>>212179583
kwac

got the kitchen nightmares australia on

glarsegow

capmala aint talm bout nun

>>212179677
>>212179677
>>212179677

>>212178798
That's a nice crock of horse shit you've posted there

Spiritual senses, lmao. What's next, unicorns exist?