Thread 212183193

amelia edish

in metaphysics divine things are considered not as the subject of the science, but as the principle of the subject
i think atheists would do well to reflect on this

brother got a vasectomy, mental init

Keir just legalise da ting you stupid mong
Do you want to improve the economy or not mate it's so fucking simple

stop getting junk food delivered

need a smelly BO gf with sweating problems

can see my scalp in certain lighting

>four more days of too fackin hot
Not a fan

>>212183193 (OP)
Amelia is unironcially more attractive than Addison. I don't understand the appeal of Addison

>>212183243
no chance any pm would be tied to that PR disaster in waiting

love a katee owen wank

>>212183260
Same

>>212183291
than addison rae? are you joking

>peter rabbit and friends
>the snowman
Why did British animation die a death?

concerned and awkward looking cat image

>>212183293
The boomers will mostly be dead next election cycle

>>212183276
older
balder
fatter

>>212183307
you must be replying to a blind man deegs

trapped a fly in the fridge so it can buzz all over my housemate's food and poison him to death

Sir NatSoc

>>212182684
Not much choice in my work van. Only one van has digital radio and I rarely get to use it. Basically its radio 1 or 2 (3, 4, and Lancashire if your lucky), Pendle radio (known locally as paki radio), Capital, and Smooth in certain parts of the delivery area.
Smooth is alright but has adverts and cuts out the most. Capital, 1, and Pendle are unlistenable. Lancashire is ok but half the vans won't get it. 3 and 4 are ok but you need to be able to actually listen which doesn't happen on busy days when your jumping in and out of a van in the time it takes for a pop song.
Basically i'm stuck to Radio 2. My favourite is Sunday afternoons, which I work. I get the end of Elaine Page showtunes, which is fine for up to half an hour. Then the 70s show, Bob Harris is alright although I preferred Jonnie. Then Pick of the Pops which tends to be decent enough. Then Paul Gambaccini which is alri.
Mondays and Tuesdays its Sara Cox who I dont mind. Jo Whiley who is ok. The Blues show on Monday is tolerable but that time of night its usually quiet enough im parked up and pop on some telly. Jamie Cullum on Tuesdays with his queer black jazz is terrible.
I rarely work Wednesday, Thursday, or Saturday. II cover some Fridays but its a busy day for deliveries so I prefer not to work and Michelle Visage on Fridays evenings is fucking awful.

>>212183291
>Amelia is unironcially more attractive than Addison
She's a deeply ugly woman without comparing her to anyone else. Would see better on any council estate.

There should be scores of butchered soldiers strewn on the fields before a conflict should be allowed to be called a war.
A bunch of gimps shit-flinging missiles is not a war.

Hard image

>>212183350
what a wildly cruel thing to do

Thatcher: did not partake
Major: did not partake (but drank a lot)
Blair: smoked weed, snorted coke
Brown: smoked weed in uni
Cameron: smoked weed, snorted coke
May: did not partake
Johnson: snorted coke
Truss: smoked weed, snorted coke off of a penis
Sunak: smoked weed
Starmer: did not partake (drinks a lot)

>>212183276
I have a full thick head of hair with a strong hairline. I'm 34.

>>212183339
corr get a zipwire set up so you can get your maccies without getting off your arse

>>212183376
they should legalise drinking a lot

>>212183374
some of us are evil, get over it.

>>212183376
how can stamrer drink a lot andw e not have videos of him psised
are you joking

Biffy Clyro have somehow swindled people into thinking they were EVER a band of note

turns out
lil brown fella on a bike

just sneezed 3 times

>>212183415
you're not evil you sad act you're just a cunt

>>212183376
Churchill: Drank all day
interesting

So hot

>>212183418
He's stumbling through most of his speeches and looks ruddy and bloated in almost every public appearance
Man is a lover of Belgian beers you can tell

>>212183339
Vgh ingerlund

>>212183276
fin now

>>212183436
attention seeker

>>212183420
they're probably the best british band of the last 30 years

>>212183453
absoklute state of this
he's just incompetent

>>212183339
there's some flats in my town looking over a primary school, everyone calls them pedo towers

kino incoming

Watching the telly is for mongs

LIV
ERP
OOL

To the Lord above, we at /brit/ are sorry for the actions of one poster earlier who repeatedly used your gender in vain.

>>212183376
NEED a heroin using PM

>>212183441
yeah? post your address and list 3 things that mildly to reasonably upset you and we'll see what happens in the following weeks

>>212183420
thought they were one of the fake band names which secret acts use

>>212183415
based

>>212183472
Is this the famous satire ive heard so much about

Starmer: daily speedballs

Go on get on the fruity. Chuck a tenner in.

we're so fucking back

>>212183443
weed makes you into a liberal retard

how do british girls always look so old and wrinkly when there isn't even any sunlight there

>>212183291
addison was incredibly hot when she was chubby

>>212183489
fantastic post but think there were more than one who thought god was essentially gendered

>>212183523
bananas

Just made a typo in outer/int/ shan't be setting foot out there again

>>212183376
>Sunak: smoked weed
Bullshit

>>212183523
that fucking fraud kojima's going to rob the goty award from kcd2

Get it tarmacked

>>212183193 (OP)
There's a bird at my work who looks like the 2nd girl in this webm except weirder. My willard is somewhat confused.

tiresome aren't they

>>212183523
That means fuck all

>>212183495
post a single interesting i double dare you

>>212183470
Need this in my life

>>212183481
what is the kanji before 光

>>212183523
I'LL KEEP COMING

>>212183484
Nothing wrong with watching telly on work time. I watch an episode or two of Inside Number 9 most shifts at my part time job. Already watched Peep Show.

fucking frezing here

>>212183523
I really tried with the first game but there was no challenge. I was building highways only a few hours in and you literally just have to press R2+L2 and you can sprint with full gear

>>212183588
post a what? I'm sorry have you had a stroke mid post? is my evilness that powerful it affects you through the internet?

opened the window because /brit/ kept telling me to and the biggest female false widow I've ever seen crawled out so I slammed it shut, crushing her in the process

>>212183554
Didnt inhale x

>>212183376
Who was it who "smoked weed but did not inhale"?

>>212183563
TNE

esoteric sunakology

>>212183554
Asians love pot more than anyone

>>212183620
just had your christmas dinner mate?

>>212183550
Has he ever actually taken heroin?
Because he doesn't seem the type and I don't want him for PM.

>>212183600
learn how to search by radical

have to do a family barbecue tomorrow
can guarantee the vegetarian options will be bare bone

>>212183640
Get sick of those bastards, they nest around my flat and regularly come in. I left my trousers on the floor once, when to put them on the next day and a huge false widow fell out. They're fine though, they'd probably only bite you if you pissed them off.

watching king of the hill

>>212183670
Ye cannae go Afghanistan e nae take horse ya ken?

>>212183670
https://news.sky.com/story/smoking-opium-in-iran-was-stupid-mistake-pm-hopeful-rory-stewart-admits-11731525

>>212183532
Lots of alcohol

>>212183682
dont think bone is vegeterian lad

>>212183523
don’t know what this virgin nerd shite is

>>212183713
Weird bloke

addison really needs to gain some weight back, even in a leaner shape she's still got some nice thighs and probably ass

>>212183679
i know how to i just could be bothered

>>212183704
The 'berg

>>212183648
Bill Clinton

>>212183470
>>212183704
>>212183550
*grabs them by the neck and throttles them until the last gleam vanishes from their eyes *

>>212183704
das ist der bergen

>>212183733
They're called video game grandad

>>212183742
who tf asked stfu already

No idea who most of the fuckers at Glastonbury are

>>212183765
der bergenstein

>>212183710
shes turned the weeans against us

>>212183713
Fuck him. I want a proud opiate user not that gimp.

Can hear my wife upstairs getting ready for me to fuck her

>>212183771
im sure you have encyclopaedic knowledge of the virgins there though lmao

>>212183772
ditto

>>212183788
Lol

>>212183782
No leering pakis watching them eat. Huh weird

>>212183812
howling

>>212183772
when u drop ur ice cream

>>212183782
She is disgusting.

>>212183782
Yeah, Amelia wins this one

>>212183794
gets a bit boring after a while though right
the thoughts are there, someone younger, more eager, not the same old same old with the aging missus am I right?

>>212183834
epic

most tragic rdr2 character?

>>212183840
no one is this gay

>>212183812
Virgins don't go to Glastonbury

>>212183772
she looks like a pink poo emoji

>>212183842
Not really

>>212183860
the cunt Arthur beat to death and gave him AIDS

dunno how anyone can voluntarily lock themselves in to shag the same fannois for like 50 years
marriage is such a bizarre concept to me

sir safe

>>212183860
never played it
no interest in video games

>>212183860
pearson

>>212183900
don't think he was that tragic
he was a good man and he did good

>>212183373
All gone now unfortunately

>>212183907
Ktim

>>212183907
lol i identify with this

>>212183860
Kieran

Fuck you all

>>212183905
yet you're going to be shagging the same air for 50 years

>>212183905
id marry for a woman to look after me and have my kids
but id probably have sex on the side
prostitutes an that

>>212183894
don't have to lie to us matey
nothing wrong with download a dating app just to see what's out there right?
right?

>>212183860
Can't remember, I was fond of (good) Arthur though

I can say that ordering that kebab MAYYY have not been worth the best part of 20 quid i spent on it
but i was hungry and lazy so there you go

>>212183907
Sir ktim

>>212183420
Not even top 20 landfill indie, just mental

>>212183907
I'm about 90% sure I have this. I do have friends but the relationship is pretty one-sided

>>212183860
She was a Huwer

what's that death stranding game about everyone said it was a walking simulator but I saw monsters and shit in a stream

^.^

SeasideMark at glasto going unnoticed amongst the other smelly runts

>>212183907
KEK THIS IS LITERALLY ME

thanks starmer

>>212183980
it's a walking simulator with monsters

>>212183772
Ho ho ho ho Han mi boogi

>>212183940
You haven't shagged anyone Diego so shut up

>>212183968
that 20 will be going straight on some booze for the bossman's teenage kuffar whore

Get the slags posted
Get the cocks wanked
Get the pints sank
Get the bags sniffed
IN THAT FUCKING ORDER!

you wish you were schizoid but you're actually avoidant

>>212183963
>insert transpositive arthur copy pasta

got the new james hoffmann on

who the fuck is this brazillian vpn loser
every single time i come back here there's some new cretin
>>212184015
snap

>>212183968
>20 quid for a single kebab
what the fuck mate, was it coated in gold leaf?

What you're doing Louis, is rollicking around in your smelly bedroom playing computer games in your pajamas. What a life. Is that your life, is that your life choice? Is it?

>>212183994
FUCK is this real?! Shit what are we going to do?

>>212184044
large one was 13 quid
rest was fees and deliv.

psychologists are such losers

>>212184002
mad

>>212183994
its so over bros holy shit its never been more over than this

Actually ordering a kebab to your smelly bedroom rather than getting one on a drunken stumble home is genuinely baffling. To me that is, someone who does leave the house - won't be to you.

what an ugly fucking couple

>>212184069
Thank you for supporting the undocumented migrant economy x

the 1975 is the one where the lad's mum is off loose women isn't it

The owner of the store has treated me to one six pack of beer

medieval stone-wrought buildings are just wow, way better than any crumbling roman ruins

>someone likes attention and is popular? well I dont like them
>someone is emotionally detached and distant from everyone? I dont like them
DIAGNOSED
DIAGNOSED BECAUSE I DONT LIKE YOU (I AM EXTREMELY JEALOUS OF YOU)

>>212183772
Rorke's auld wan

>>212184028
>chronic feelings of inadequacy and a strong fear of rejection
nope

>>212184107
best he cud do

>>212184024
Not discovered a way to enjoy a bag without company
Do you sniff alone?

>>212184116
howling
thsi si me
>Oh you like me
h eh what a loser i dont like you
>what you dont like me
wtf why wont u like me
>they start liking me
heh what a lsoer fucker off

meta reads and scans every message you send
sort it out

>>212184100
>ordering a kebab
mad isn't it

still not bothered to go get food and i think kfc is closed now. will have to be mcdonalds.

one million is the new £500k when it comes to houses

sir jooish wife

didnt ask

>>212184177
Just get it done
Doctors orders

Tired of globohomocorps but also simply refuse to believe they pay literally zero tax, just not having it

do you lot know my bf pls reply

>>212184183
niggas chat like this then go shag each other afterwards, thrill work

>>212184183
cutting would make you look more ripped though which the layman would consider "big"

>>212184176
i dont know who the skinny one is but i wouldn't go out with her, she has a weird face.
obviously i wouldnt go near the fat one with a barge pole

>>212184100
Those types are obese, friendless incels

>>212184107
Only workers pay tax x the ones that cant unionise snd are mostly foreign born migrant workers. But hey next day delivery and a punch in the face to British culture with the rings of power

Everyone is just so badly dressed these days

hes texting himself again
definitely confirms what he does with Tinder as well (catfishing)

>>212184183
>"um..."
Do gays really

>>212184272
only scousers dress well

>>212184217
why is your woman spying on your search history?

>>212184107
>coalburner
>divorcee
>has children already
>bogged
>Bezos: yes this is the bride for me

>>212184284
kebrad

>>212184183
both are men aren't they

khebinble

this halal pack finna hit like crack

I find obviously fake text conversations where you're clearly just texting yourself to be hilarious I hope people post more of them

Only had one gf but she had no problem with porn, we even watched it together sometimes
How the fuck are lads ending up with girls who won't let them look at some Only Fans slag

thats 140K XP gained on Pokemon Go today then
today I finally found another (wild) Pokemon of the buddy Pokemon, so I used a pinap berry and got those
2/1600 apparently (or so it seems!)

>>212184298
I feel like theres a bell curve for this. Billionaires don't shag 10/10 models

been saying um loads in real life no wonder bears keep trying to chat me up

getting blacked

>>212184224
onlyfans links arent allowed on 4cnahn
*Jeremy Kyle voice*
Your boyfriend is a dirty little LIAR

sometimes i start slowly massaging my cock over my shorts out of habit but i always end up getting hard because of it, gotta stop this nonsense

>>212184330
bet you could have some outrageous goon sessions in that caravan

>>212184295
They're the worst ones!

>>212184330
why does he live in a caravan

>>212184352
Go do some research into it and don't return until it's all done.
Should take you about a decade (3 years of which you muster up the strength to leave your house). Get on with it.

it would be very shameful if a gf saw my search history...

Oh I'm a miserable miserable bastard, don't know what it is about fridays, it's just like monday where I get the full on feels

wonder which tranny spamming whiney gossiping bitchy poster the brazil and kosovo vpn is
immediate death would be justice

Are there any countries in the world which are actually National Socialist?

Capitalist economies with a traditionalist culture, whilst having a government that keeps Jewish corporations in check and doesn't allow neoliberals to engulf the society and economy to turn it into a globalised yankified hellhole

Another Friday night not out shagging for heathermong

glastonbury is for wankers

Unironically reckon there are more black performers at Glasto than audience members

>>212184224
unless they're willing to offer free access to their fanny at any time without question I don't think girls can justify being angry about porn use

>>212184255
that is supermodel bella hadid

Absolutely baffled as to how Self Esteem has a career in music

not being allowed to say that the Sandy Hook shooting was fake is an episode of Black Mirror IRL

caveman rorke inventing the wheel before everyone else

>>212184440
no shit. is this your first Glasto?

>>212184404
Im outside rn. Insane you cant imagine anyone leaving their virgin cave like you. Its ok though at least you have 4chan ey?

what's wrong with fourth from the right in the first row?

bought one just like it recently as a single buyer and I'm very pleased, only cost me 180k for a 750 square foot two bed in decent condition. all my neighbours are pleasant white pensioners.

>>212184430
>national socialist
>capitalist

Is it better to spend £20 (£10 entry, £10 for the dance) for a lapdance at the local strip club (great satisfaction of a nice arse grinding on your cock, tits in your face, nice flash of her fanny, but it lasts like 10 mins maybe less) or to spend £50 on a bag of coke (great nice white lines of sniff and will last hours but you'll be down £50)

What's higher on the hierarchy of needs

>>212184430
Hungary

>>212184430
China
Except it's also a highly authoritarian bugoid surveillance state and they go too far with the autistic government centralisation

>>212184183
why you on grindr for lad

I agree with the lawyers in that it wasnt a first amendment issue

>>212184430
Israel unironically

>>212184438
At least he didn't order in a kebab though, that would be truly shameful

put your phone in a drawer you fuck

>>212184502
eeee you can't do that

>>212184476
what are those prices
are you a time traveller from 2009?

>>212184379
stealing this one for my stand-up routine

best flag?

>>212184453
dont care, she has a weird face. id rather go out with the cute lass who works at the Italian near me than that plastic face skank even if she is a millionaire superdupermodel

>Im outside rn
we're at the point where being outside is meant to be a flex here
deary, deary me lads.

leftypol closing his eyes

Private & Confidential

No one can deny that the decline of this country coincides with the decline of belief in Jesus

who's the man with busta rhymes

>>212184472
yes it's still capitalist

>>212184430
think it through lad. if the government gets to decide what gets kept in check then you dont get traditional society plus capitalism, you get sycophants pandering to the government

>>212184535
all shithole third world countries full of mentally retarded rapist nonces

>>212184430
Hungary, even though Orban is a MASSIVE Zionist, does fit all the criteria you listed (Soros network companies are literally banned from operating in the country)

you know what's gone woke? water

>>212184535
Latvia obviously

>>212184471
it just looks grim, practically speaking there's nothing wrong with it
why do you keep posting this, who cares what the internet thinks of your house

>>212184476
lapdances haven't been that cheap in 30 years granddad

>>212184548
Rorke popping a stiffy and subsequently spunking his pants and waddling away clutching his crotch like a eunuch

>>212184591
woeful shitpost

>>212184591
alri captain hook

>>212184477
>>212184574
really? yeah I guess
based

>>212184224
Shut the fuck up you glasgow whore. Go KYS.

>>212184471
Mad how urban looks shite until the last row
City freaks are so weird

>>212184535
all grim but ukraine

>>212184548
Tummeh

>>212184535
going with Georgia because of that cool starburst effect around the 'mer & 'cle

Why is Sir Keir making it harder for me to have a wank? Need a vpn or something now do I?

>>212184595
I care

wouldn't want /brit/ to look down on me on account of my domicile and I felt personally offended when I saw that posted

>>212184471
This is me except i dont have a bay window and im poor. It's a quality stone house just in a povvo town.

just off a bad perc rn
flipping tf out

Was doing the ol' language learning and it had me read a story about a married lezzer couple, shit's gone bloody woke

>>212184643
cos he's a massive tory

people on JSA getting their bennies and making the difficult choice of a lapdance of bag of cocaine
kill yourself!

>>212184540
>cant understand how someone stating a simple fact is just that
>to much of a little bitch to (you) them
Oh dear

Might move to Hungary

night
peace
shalom

>>212184667
howling

>>212184506
isn't Israel extremely gay and yankified? I imagine it's almost completely owned by US corporations too. it's basically just a colony of new york jews in the desert

>>212184643
no just type "free porn" into google.com and go to the 2nd result x

he fucks arses?
who fucks arses

Wunderhorse seem quite good but I don't know any of the songs

the government wont dare block transgender porn

me on the far right with the tragic hairline

NOOOOOO theyre fighting my Pokemon! theyre fighting my Pokemon

>>212184643
no just don't use the super mainstream porn sites, in other words the other 99% of porn sites

grasping at straws

>>212184653
>rural
>Arent even rural
This was either made by a jf or a Londoner could be both

>>212184719
how can we help

>>212183860
lil john

>>212184691
YJK

For me it's niche sites anyway

my fighting uruk-hai

>>212184652
/brit/ is a collection of virginous neets whose net worth is the sum of the vouchers they got for their last birthday lad. if you own a house good on you

>>212184805
umm

>>212184805
um

u
,m

the fact is i'd kill everyone ITT to save my cat

i just do not give one iota of a fuck rn
might down a bottle of vodka and drive my car off a bridge just for the craic

>>212184805
Spaff

new
>>212184836

poo wank farting

>>212184107
his last wife looked cuter, even with her neoliberal teeth

>>212184805
at some point you have to stop kissing and stick something in. thats why the willy is so important to society.

>>212184805
Do you reckon girls get jealous of girls with bigger boobs than them

they arent fighting my Pokemon actually
I gave it a berry earlier and it was just asking for another

Taking a shit and it smells like French fries

>>212184871
ok