Thread 212184780

Hank williams was 29 when he died edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUHQ_lLD0n0

I built a sleep pod suitcase!

>>212184330
me when i'm dismissed and told to be quiet in /brit/

Really enjoyed the pornography posted late in the last thread.

never put a single hour of my life to good use

What the fuck is "neoliberal teeth"

wilbertstein is on holiday

mental how

>>212184872
No it isn't
Be quiet

>>212184883
Didn't see it in time
Furious

you have exactly 60 seconds to save this one of one um poster x pony crossover image (very rare)

>>212184892
Paypal me $100 or send me some rye whiskEy

last ever texts i got from the gf

[15:35, 21/06/2025] Mia: you know what
[15:35, 21/06/2025] Mia: you can go fuck yourself
[15:35, 21/06/2025] Mia: I deserve better

Genuinely think my suicide is inevitable at this point. It's not a matter of if I'll do it, it's a matter of when. I may throw myself under a train tomorrow, or I may jump off a bridge next week. It's just a foregone conclusion that it will happen.

>>212184911
It was two rather attractive women, topless, and kissing.
Very tasteful.

>>212184933
Couldn't give a toss

posting a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0

>>212184933
have you considered therapy?

>>212184780 (OP)
Literally who?

Jolteon is the best eeveloution (base 3)
pic related its my Jolteon

'ri lards

Zoomers won't believe this but British people used to be cool

>>212184956
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE1xD5dqBcg

>>212184968
she looks so bewildered here
cute! cute!!!

Anyone fancy a bit of two niggas kissing posting?

don't like how the bronies have appropriated um posting

so why has the carlybender now diverted to MLP posts? any reason?

pic related its my Jolteon (not really) (haha)

>>212184973
that's a torchic

>>212185002
no thanks

On the auchentoshan

Just read about Lee Murray. Crazy story

>>212184933
Why not do something crazy first go live in an Anatolian cave

umposter milking stations

>>212185014
its heatherfreak

>>212185029
this happens

Liz Gillies has officially wished Ariana Grande a happy pride month.

>>212185040
ummm
where is that

>>212185014
You're shocked that the gay retard attention whore is begging for attention are you?

>>212184960
Yes, but it sounds like a total scam.

>>212185011
>>212185014
why are you bullying anonymously?
leave me alone

>>212184933
Don't like this post.

Big fan of a certain post that got a run out in the thread before last.
Going to start dropping it in occasionally but you won't know which one I'm referring to. A nice surprise for you.

>>212185002
I once went to a brockhampton concert and showed Kevin Abstract that picture of two niggas kissing on my phone

>>212185029
mooing

>>212185029
it really do be like that doe

fake carlyposter

roar

>>212184894
still not as bad as English teeth wahey

hob goblin

>>212185052
my house

>>212184476
Coke is only as enjoyable as the company you're with

>>212184933
dont do that :(

>>212185026
Okay love

I'm about to head to the pub for happy hour and a bite then I'll be back and see if you have changed your mind x

>>212185063
LOL how did he react?

>>212185101
He speaks Ru

>>212185079
I thought blood libels were an antisemitic trope that had nothing to do with real judaism

>>212185086
cow thigh highs and its coming out like milk
not sure what to make of all this

>>212185086
UM

"Katz" is a badass terrorist group name

Who's this lass with the Sheff Wed jacket

squeezing my bum and imagining it's someone elses

erm thats a spaffing trannois you can't post that

1975 or Four Tet
You decide for me

right that's a woman putting a dildo up her arse and wanking her penis until her penis spurts cum

>>212185137
someone else's hands? aha

>>212185138
Fish. How to find my post?

>>212185101
I held up my phone between songs. He just smiled and pointed at me

It's gay retard hour is it

>>212185138
actually he identifies as male

...and the very latest from Tilde?

>>212185135
Self Esteem and my opinion is she's rubbish

bloke on the other end of a childline call was probably just wanking the entire time

ah, right
the classic carlybender pony post into meltdown into tranny porn classic
and we think heathermong is the worst poster...??

>>212185141
Obviously Four Tet, 1975 are shite

Home.

>>212185147
*man
*his
but otherwise correct, yes

Do you remember david ames?

>>212185150
great song

>>212185141
Obviously Four Tet, 1975 are shite

Got a bit of a stiffy at that ngl

gigantamax Cinderace looks like that fit femboy I saw one time and kept talking about for ages hes so fit I want to fuck the bunny

I might not ever see her agian

is it time to call bears what they are: big fat softies

>>212185210
Inclined to agree watching this while waiting for four tet

Vape has run out lads

This is it. The start of my vape-free life. I shan't be puffing on the chinky chemicals no more.

>>212185240
toby

Why do zoomers look so fucking old

>>212185248
wtf is this animal farm or something

think my hair's thinning

>>212185216
Verboten incident

just googled gigantamax cinderace to compare
something not right with that boy

half the people replying to that post just posted sexy ponies soo

>>212185248
Black bears are like big dogs
Grizzlies and polar bears will rip you apart

>>212185248
i thought bears could mess you up with a swipe

>>212185150
Do you like peter green?

>>212184933
How come no suicidal person tries to become a superhero (or action hero or whatever someone like Daredevil is considered as)? If you are successful you help people, if you fuck up and get killed then you get your wish.

The people at toil asked me how old I was. I asked them how old they thought I was and they said somewhere between 16-25. When I told them I was 23 the eyes of the fit girl looked like they were about to budge out of her head. What does this mean?

>>212185240
looks like a cartoon and not a femboy at all. very disappointed.

>>212185307
who is your favourite pony

>>212185283
stressful lives because they're always on social media

aff tae bed
beach tomorrow xx

>>212185270
Rorke's brother

>>212185248
based husband pig coming to defend wife pig

tendies

if he was my bf rn I would be working on a way to get him to do it

>>212185346
bournemouth? x

mad how pussy was thrown at me on an almost weekly basis when I was in Uni and I miraculously managed to avoid it all by being a humongous autist

>>212185364
to do what???

who you trying to get crazy with ese?
don't you know i'm loco?

Don't think Dadberg will like Four Tet but I got him into LCD Soundsystem last year so who knows

>>212185370
no :c

>>212185319
Not particularly

>>212185372
ktim but at school as well.

Might go for a 5am run tomorrow

>>212185372
If you were a real humongous autist then you wouldn't have given women a chance to throw pussy at you to begin with

>>212185403
when?

bruh

>>212185403
My alarm is set for 5. I have an appointment at the post office at 8.

thinking about the toilfu yet again

wah! ponyuigi

Would you wank a cock for 20 quid

>>212185389
https://youtu.be/U_Llz6n8Aj4
Reckon its impossible to hate this album. But give it a go if you want

>>212185383
how old is your dad
must be grim having a dad with a millennial music taste

>>212185436
God bless.

>>212185435
Why for 20 quid?

>>212185435
yeah where do i send the money

>>212185430
what sort of appointment

listening to red scare

>the "alone by yourself in your meggy bedroom" pster was NOT watching it over the internet, he is infact there with his dad
WOW
hAhAhAhAHAHA

x dot com account "nazi horse molestor @ponyrapist" once again providing the goods

my toenails are massive
needed a trim for like three months but i simply can't be arsed

>>212185459
All the cash i have

>>212185464
umposters visualised

>>212185426
tomorrow, 5am

think I might have been instrumental in making um posting a thing
I'm sorry

>>212185445
53

yeah just in case someone was about to jerk off to that cartoon pony... ITS A CHILD YOU SICK FUCK
i dont like pedophiles; please clap

>>212185501
Refute???

Done a massive poo that smells like the kind of poo you have when you're on coke but I've not had any

>>212185435
Didn't specify it couldn't be mine so yes

really want to post gay porn

>>212185466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yty_66X9Us

Wet Leg sex tummeh

Get the gay porn posted

>>212185532
Bare witness.

new
>>212183419

really want to shag that chicken shop girl

playing death stranding
going to finish it and then get ds2

>>212185532
What was the name of the filipino lad in that

>>212185557
Youngest looking zoomer

post the mike tyson cat webm

music is wank

2 bottles of wine down /brit/ what we saying

Anyone here ever bought anything from Eyesore Merch? Can you vouch for the quality?

>>212185631
not had two bottles of wine in eons

>>212185631
i can't keep up slow down!!

>>212185624
My dad just caught me looking at this webm ffs

need a beautiful AK

1.75 bottle of Buckfast is the limit before you go to jail

>>212185624
Would desu

>>212185631
you gonna be feeling that tomorrow

>>212185631
had half a bottle of red last night and almost vommed when i went to bed

watching liverpool suarez clips and crying

>>212185686
ugly bloke pretending to be a bird is it

just seen a lynx advert that has a BMAF couple in it
mental

>>212185702
passes better than you do

keep spending too much money at the pub
probs spent over 50 quid at the pub just this week

>>212185686
Would love to suck her cock!

Never see them in the same place do you

Got no friends :(

All well and good being a gigaspacker in your 20s thinking things will turn around at some point but then you hit your 30s and realise it's actually over

oh yeah that reminds me about the thing I forgot to post after remembring it mid-post. it isnt about my last post tho

don't like it when the malbec starts tasting a bit bananary

>>212185724
blud replied to himself loool

>Neighbourbergs wifes got alzheimer's and has been locked up in a mental home
>Want to make sure hes ok but simultaneously dont want him to be in my life or have to look out for him much other than basic neighbour stuff
What do

>>212185719
sir pub harmer will have his dues

>just moved to an area
>fancied a CHEEKY 11pm Chinese
>give it a google
>closed at 10.30pm

oh my christ

>>212185741
age is just a number

instead of a £30 takeaway, you could buy 6 tins (200G ea) of shortbreads, which you would enjoy mch more
(get some orange juice or LIDL energy drinks)

Dadberg likes Lorde

>>212185794
have you been living off shortbread pokemonposter?

>>212185775
on a FRIDAY?
what shithole have you moved to?

>>212185734
Alright then?

>>212185794
you could buy £25 of cheese and £5 of biscuits and live in cheesy heaven for a week

>>212185771
poo screm

weird how sperm smells of swimming pools

>>212185738
same. had them once. i could make friends online but it would just be even more sad. i miss it very much

>>212185838
you could clear out the lidl cheese aisle for 25 quid

I legit dont leave the house anymore except for toil and sainsburys

>>212185765
Pretty sure the black lass is a porn star

>>212185838
oh yeah thats good actually
so long as you take a very long time to eat 10x 200g blocks of cheese)
>>212185825
no but have been eating it. I ate all of the potato salad yesterday

>>212185794
You could buy a bottle of Laphroaig for that instead

>>212185741
Exactly you turn 30, realise things and suddenly you're like "oh, it's been over since my 15th birthday" LMAO

might get some chinky

>>212185771
Lmao good book that

>>212185895
racist

imagine being so fucking middle-class (you faggot. upper-middle faggot cunt) that you look down your nose at people sitting on a chair outside when you are going in to the shitty fucking shopping mall sit-in wanna-be tarq restaurant you absolute disgusting povvo

>>212185921
I hate this one fuck off and kys
nasty

mad how zoomers have never listened to tanita tikaram

>>212185869
They all are
The dad and daughter uploading videos of themselves together is what lead to the great purge on pornhub

>>212185848
don't know if this happened with you, but when I was a horrid little shit I had plenty of people in my life, but since becoming more pleasant I've seemed to have removed all my "edge" and "intrigue" and struggle to make anything more than polite conversation.

Would like to see this at a festival

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0DcAAFsGHU

>watching some YANK cop vid
>some junkie couple with a little girl in the back seat
>you'll never guess what drug they were doing
>they were SMOKING VIAGRA

I genuinely didn't know you could do that
That's fucking extraordinary
Doing it with a kid in the car is even crazier.

>>212185928
strange post

where is he

loving yourself but apparently still eating lots you fat cow. get a husband. fucking onlyfans

drivelgang

>>212185741
for me it was
>autistic freak until I was 20
>feverishly got my shit together
>became a chadlite shagger for a few years
>let myself go after lockdowns
>back to being a hermit with no energy or drive to become a shagger again

started playing video games again in recent weeks for the first time since a teenager

>>212185952
Feel like hotubs are great for like 5days a year and other than that completely pointless

>>212185966
>before going out
where would you take him?

Baffling how Zoomers don't wanna rock out and party no more. When I was their age we stayed out until the sun came up.

stopped opening webms that have been posted for less than 10 mins

Diego was well funny today but it came at the expense of him going to hell. 10/10 performance

>>212185963
Would pay her $5 to do vile things to me

Once the King of America sorts out this whole middle east business I might venture out to Turkiye get a new hairline and some deano teeth

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING SLAGS

>>212185991
why's she got a massive dent in her forehead

this 1975 nonce better start doing some good music soon

I opened it and its just her ass and fat pussy for 25 seconds and 5 seconds of her outfit
was going to say somethign about it but it was getting a bit incelly in my smeggy caravan punching the cupboards and that

going to go to bed
sick of it

>>212186021
By "Diego" you mean Spaino's Friday Routine?

>>212185771
>>212185900
thought it sounded familiar
I definitely remember reading this book in primary school. mad that

>>212185994
OMG bristol

>>212185945
gets harder as you get older to affect any change in another person i suppose. two people alone in a cell wouldn't need intrigue to become friends

am looking to incorporate cheats into my pytool by scanning all of the Pokemons on the screen without going into the screen to make tierlist out of that if the user wants...

>>212186057
man arms with red fingernails... interesting

>>212185921
she's like 3 months of gym and diet away from being decently fit the lazy cunt

>>212186115
love bergposts

>>212186117
just doesn't look appealing does it

um

>>212186115
Didn't put up much of a fight

what we watching on the morrow lads
got to choose one init

and you can get loafs of "bread" at LIDL for 45p pence each, if they havent raised the prices on ME again. its definitely not real bread though. still has addd niacin

>>212186117
red, like it's been freshly used

>>212186039
Ive heard of rhe band but never their music are they good?

fanois

>>212186117
hot

how to make 4chanX stop counting down to 0 then getting stuck on ... instead of updating the thread/

>>212186162
we're not watching the bleeding club world cup
it's a made up tournament

>>212186117
red pussy standing by

>>212186139
Americans be like what if hamlet in africa with frickin lions dude!

>>212186153
*enters /br- oh nevermind*

>>212186199
shut up next time ffs fucking snitch

This is his official portrait what a madman

>>212186280
Love my country and my people
>>212186284
Love my president

on the grog

>>212186284
doesn't he smell of poo because his arse doesn't work any more?

Reddit

>>212186284
President Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of America.

*squares up to you*
what you gonna do then eh
what you gonna fuckin do

>>212186336
Sir U Turner

Eating 6 weetabix

>>212186284
looks good. sharp and determined
>>212186336
looks gay. embarassed and confused

>>212186336
Just can't compare can we

The bloody cops are bloody keen
Bloody keep it bloody clean
Bloody chief's a bloody swine
Bloody draws the bloody line
At bloody fun and bloody games
The bloody kids he bloody blames
Are nowhere to be bloody found
Anywhere in Chickentown
The bloody scene is bloody sad
The bloody news is bloody bad
The bloody weed is bloody turf
The bloody speed is bloody Surf
Bloody folks are bloody daft
Don't make me bloody laugh
Bloody hurts to look around
Everywhere in Chickentown
The bloody train is bloody late
You bloody wait, you bloody wait
You're bloody lost and bloody found
Stuck in fucking Chickentown
The bloody view is bloody vile
For bloody miles and bloody miles
Bloody babies bloody cry
Bloody flowers bloody die
Bloody food is bloody muck
Bloody drains are bloody fucked
Colour scheme is bloody brown
Evidently Chickentown
The bloody pubs are bloody dull
The bloody clubs are bloody full
Of bloody girls and bloody guys
With bloody murder in their eyes
A bloody bloke got bloody stabbed
Waiting for a bloody cab
Bloody stay at bloody home
Bloody neighbor bloody moans
Keep the bloody racket down
This is bloody Chickentown
The bloody pies are bloody old
The bloody chips are bloody cold
Bloody beer is bloody flat
The bloody flats have bloody rats
The bloody clocks are bloody wrong
Bloody days are bloody long
Bloody gets you bloody down
It's evidently Chickentown
The bloody train is bloody late
You bloody wait and bloody wait
Bloody lost and bloody found
Stuck in fucking Chickentown

>>212186336
Looks like a pig in glasses

>>212186336
just don't get him as a human being, I have no handle of what kind of person he is or ever was.
some kind of droid i assume, or a stone cold psychopath maybe.

figured out a strategy which is too powerful in Pokemon Go

>>212186369
>>212186371
America is acting like what the 21st century will be known for, we're still stuck in the 1945 paradigm

>>212186383
The "university " is on the right here

just remembered that one fella who self-immolated for palestine. what was his name? adam bushell?

pooing in the dark

At the lights at the roundabout. McDonalds in the bag. Light a cigarette, duty free Lambert and Butler Blue. Walking on Sunshine comes on the radio as the traffic light turns green. Put the car into 1st, speed up onto the dual carriageway. 2nd to 30mph, 3rd to 40mph, 4th to 60mph, push the Corolla into 5th and steady at 65mph. The overhead lights are off, but my high beams are sufficient. My window is cracked, its warm out but the wind feels nice and cool. I eat handfuls of salty chips between drags on my smoke. Life feels good,

>>212186428
Died for nothingberg only guy who will be remembered is the guy on the front of the rage against the machine album

>>212186461
*appears out of fucking nowhere in the middle of the road on the next bend*

Strange little man

>>212186392
Needed a boring centrist after Boris and Jezza didn't we

>>212186476
funny because I don't even remember what he died for. pol pot, was it?

>>212186461
>A manual in anno 2025
Really?

>>212186494
he did it all for the nookie

>>212186417
We're so fucking behind the times it's unreal

>>212186491
this but unironically. we've spend decades putting lunatics in charge, high time we had someone with no back-bone and no clear convictions.

>>212186476
What about the tunisian that started the arab spring
Or that one buddhist monk from that one picture

>>212186494
The minority catholic south Vietnamese president who decided during a civil war to persecute Buddhists as well.

>>212186417
doesn't matter really does it. if you hadn't noticed all the superpowers have massive populations nowadays, that wasn't always the case while tech hegemony could make the difference. can't fit any more cunts on this island so we'll never be a superpower again

>>212186490
>“Call me Keir,” was the first thing he said, dispelling any I thought that I ought to address him as Sir.
>“Do you continually experiment?” That was his first proper comment, eager to find out about the people he was meeting, rather than concentrate the attention on himself. After explaining a bit about my process, I quickly moved onto the upcoming elections: “do you think Sadiq will win?” I asked. “Oh, of course he will,” his reply came.
SCREAMING

>>212186507
>anno 2025
didn't know they'd released a new anno game

Rorke and Leftypol teaming up to chuck Centrestein into the North Sea

new
>>212184836
>>212184836
>>212184836

>>212186542
>the tunisian that started the arab spring
No clue

>that one buddhist monk from that one picturethat one buddhist monk from that one picture
>that one buddhist monk from that one picture
Literally the same guy

>>212186487
Cows can't access that dual carriageway. I didn't encounter any anyway.

>>212186507
Yes. My 2006 Corolla is the pinnacle of Nipponese engineering.