King edition

riding the tiger of modernity rn sheesh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3NDVUnmUlI

>>212188207 (OP)
Is this the official portrait?

4chan to be banned soon :(

A pergola is most commonly used as an outdoor garden feature forming a shaded walkway, passageway, or sitting area of vertical posts or pillars that usually support crossbeams and a sturdy open lattice, often upon which woody vines are trained.

Remember when beats headphones were the thing now no one wears them

>>212188245
https://youtu.be/yia6Y_ST7IY

new incelcore just dropped

Dr Chase had a threesome where one of the girls was 17

>>212188274
Nah

>>212188274
time for /brit/ to march on downing street

>>212188309
yh.. :(

what are we supposed to do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjOeWiPZeZw

>>212188289
has conservatism unironically become the new punk rock?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxlEbGAMbvI

>>212188277
Love em

>>212188289
State of that barnet

listening to arcade fire. what do you think about that?

Shameful how that wasn't a proper /brit/ and some of us went in pooposting and such

>>212188289
What happened to catboy cami?

>>212188207 (OP)
Why do people from southern england often call people from northern england monkeys? I`m asking this because I just heard Ricky Gervais (southern) calling Karl Pilkington (mancunian) a monkey, but I`ve seen this stuff in other places too.

what year did the jews take over?

>>212188359
Is it Funeral or something else?

>>212188381
1650

>>212188359
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T703EHtdPwo

>>212188398
it's funeral

playing 'blivion

And?

>>212188381
1066

>>212188403
wrong. the british aristocracy was only ascendant then. only got better from then on till like 1900

>>212188381
1932 fully

>>212188408
hell yeah

>>212188427
Open.

>funeral
overrated TRASH

>>212188359
https://youtu.be/xzwicesJQ7E
Didnt the lead singer do a bad think?

>>212188410
Got all the achievements for that (again)

>>212188425
Never been wrong in my life pal

ordered a pizza. well it friday

>>212188289
face like a bulldog chewing a wasp

Any sinkpisser man in?

>>212188498
Harry Enfield enjoyer

>>212188493
Fact hunt

25 alcohol units in and feeling fine de lads

>>212188547
im only 90kg

Get in lads

haven't had a pizza in months and really want one. the problem is the PENG homemade independent and cheap pizza shop round the corner closed months ago, and the only other alternative around here is a pizza hut with a 2 star rating

>>212188551

>>212188577
Move on.

genuinely love dogs

>>212188577
sad how your life turned out

>>212188551
4 shots of gin
6 shots of whisky
On singular beer
Whats that then?

>>212188435
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLmJTbWiPRA
HOOOO-OOOOO-OOOOOOOO
>>212188456
>Didnt the lead singer do a bad think?
woke nonsense

>>212188428
Yank education at its finest

I reckon /brit/ and indeed 4chan in general is about 40% 30+ year old men who think everyone else is their age talking to about 60% 20+ kids who think everyone here is about 15-25 years old

>>212188580

a snitch nigga, that's that shit i don't like

>>212188627
im nearly 35

>>212188577
do you have to pay one (1) dollar to enter the chat?

>>212188631
frozen or ready meal pizza is incomparable to even the worst take away pizza

>>212188640
Hit the gym.

>>212188618
she wouldn’t give you a sniff

>>212188627
younger than you think for /brit/ at least

Hideously depressed. Wish l had someone in real life to talk to

>>212188627
45 me

>>212188627
I’m 19 and basically everyone here seems atleast 35

>>212188678

>>212188678
get into the occult
lots of demons and that

>>212188577
the proverbial daily dose

>>212188678
aha count on me, call me 'big bollock' aha, what's on your mind mate? x

>>212188686
>I'm 19
get out while you can I mean it lil' bro

rorke reaching into his fat black woman folder

>>212188714
no need to cosplay as the Starbucks you're going to

wish i was 19 agiin
would be screaming loudly into my ear to get off 4chan

made an actual international themed thread and i got one reply by an australian lol
what a fucking shit board

>>212188691
What the FUCK was his problem

>>212188715
I like this place though it’s how I socialise

>>212188686
please dont waste your youth here

>>212188627
I'm 41, you can tell by how slow I replied to this post.

>>212188656
don't care it's tastier healthier and cheaper than pizza hut which is your only other alternative you should be wise and economise

>>212188733
wish i were*
hypothetical, subjunctive mood
i also started at 19 as well, but i dont regret it that much. only in my early-mid 20s did it start being detrimental

>>212188764
i dont care dont correct me and then proceed to blog on yank off

>>212188751
Got nothing else to do

Bottle of Wild Turkey 101 only 24 squids from Waitrose absolutely LUSH my lads LUSH

*hits a series of switches, one with blog turned on and yank turned off*

>>212188764
feel like this is the longest running gimmick on /brit/ its a real treasure

Yea I’ve eaten poo what of it

>>212188789
Nasty

I showed you my agony pain and siluffering yet you acted like the worst Jew imaginable. Not you.

>>212188790
impossible, yanks cant post without blogging on boring bastards

She was his
She would take his children
Black and white
Right to her own breast
There were times
When he could mix
With ordinary white company
Though the subject never came up
No one would notice
He had what they call passing complexion
He had what they call passing complexion
He had what they call passing complexion
He had what they call passing complexion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKsw6xaw9n0

off out to the bollock shop anyone want owt

I have always had the Polish seat. Not German. I must fight back!!!

>>212188789
Mad how for 24 quid I can get 300 litres of water while will make me much happier for longer than you indulging your vice

>>212188825
pick us up some fanny would you mate

>>212188783
Read books

starting to entertain the theory that the egyptian is toby on a vpn to "boost his post count"

Stop the war!

>>212188825
a mild busting if you don't mind i'll pay you back x

>>212188835
they are out of stock of fanny at the bollock shop but I will be sure to pick up some fanny at your ma's

>>212188795
might try it irl for a laugh

I should be away from it.

>>212188840
Never enjoyed reading

>>212188830
Yeah OK Abdul
*sips whiskey*

I’ve followed through haven’t I

>>212188830
who buys 300 litres of water at once hahaha

What is this genre of video called?

Nothing.

>>212188893
I've dialled emergency services for you lad they're on their way

just got bradley'd in public

going to put my otherwise spent on alcohol money into one of these bad boys as a sound investment

i have probably make 20 accounts on shitty company websites so i can just get rejected

https://voca.ro/1e3waLZxr24F
All jokes on me.

could absolutely murder a battered haddock with some tartare sauce right now

>>212188536
nh i cant reach it.....

Hitler, sir.

>>212188909
Didn’t know black people got fish and chips

Why is there a second /brit/ on the go

https://voca.ro/1eiiEh97w3Vp

>>212188953
Are you 5 feet tall

>>212188969
Black bird working in my local chippy recommended I try the huss (little shark fella) and it was peng ngl

>>212188825
you're getting the messages o algo

Pigeon.

>>212189001
She got told to say that by her boss mate jfc

>>212188999
143cm
2inch

listening to the Nirvana aren't I

desding
all images disappeared for some reason

Refute.

>>212189035
how would i know?

>>212189035
SOMETHING IN THE WAY

>we need a 60 yr old Brad Pitt to drive our F1 car

>>212189051

>>212189032
Fr?

>How a camel herder from Qatar who can't speak a word of English ended up living in London's smartest street - then tried to rape a woman in a private heart clinic where HE was being treated

https://voca.ro/17NJLF4yRNoD
End

>>212189051
And a black guy despite there not being any black f1 drivers

>>212189067
nh im joking haha

Seaton, Seaton Carew, Seaton Sluice, Seaton Ross, or Seaton Delaval.

If you lads had to live in one which do you choose?

>>212189077
THINGS

>>212189105
Never got this one!

>>212189097
I would’ve believed you

cant wait for the middle class to completely collapse so mongs like me can be at the front of a communist revolution

Wondering what Egyptschizo's sexual fetish is x

Just done a piss in the sink

where did denmark jenna poster go? :(

At least make it right.

we need a dads army show but it’s about fighting the kikes not the germans

odds i go to sleep evens i roll a spliff

there's no way the holocaust actually happened, right? seems like a publicity stunt

Fares is Tak Tak.

>>212189144
half the thread still think he's a bot cos his schizoposting isn't lolcow enough kek

>>212189158
What’s the point of smoking this late

piss smells like marmite lately

>>212189158
wahey 420 blaze it aha get in

>>212189184
I cry.

>>212189160
the holocaust wasn’t in the script, but the director liked it so much he just kept it in!

bravo vince!

>>212189160
were you there?

>>212189036
had bloody werk tyme activated didn't i what a bell end

>>212189180
Wonder who will track down the other one first, regular lads or the Egyptschizo

Resize.

>>212189160

>>212189181
ok ur right im going to sleep
digits and i disregard this and smoke 2 spliffs instead

>>212189242
Good boy

Store.

odds i have another drink
evens i do what i want (drink)

You lads get anything in the steam sale?

>>212189284
a clue

>>212189284
Live.

>>212189284
a third bollock

>>212189284
I always get random shit and never play it

>>212189284
I learned that the only videogame I ever loved is wow 1 2 and 3 (i.e., vanilla, tbc, wrath)
it's no use

Past.

going to sleep bros :3 be decent while I'm away
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJLcbj80Ka8

Lol.

playing one of those hentai games where you nonce kids

hoeflation

>>212189348

>>212189348
Please.

doing a read

>>212189402
Trash.

>>212189402
maybe because women love it so fucking much

>>212188289
never got the hate for gen z boss

>mfw i get 1000 likes on my tiktok comment

>>212189441
me when i get a load of (you)s

Let's see.

Fat acceptance has simply gone too far

https://voca.ro/192NI2AElXsK

>>212189488
is that chapel roan

“An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.” (c) Aldous Huxley.

talking to /soc/ twinks

>>212189554
I promise you.

>>212189351
As a man i'd be embarrassed not to pay in most circumstances, but he should ditch that cow asap and I dont care how good of a shag she is. If it were me i'd steal any drugs she has and he jewellery, then just leave and never go back, ignore all texts and calls for a month then block her.

>>212189550
Its a wobbly cow who can't sing called CMAT

cant wait for this one

>>212189596
More.

aff tae bed

need a cuckquean gf

>>212189550
it's cmat

>>212189596
reddit the movie

Prepare for it.

>>212189596

>>212189695
Kys.

>>212189236
nobody on earth has ever claimed that all 6 million bodies were incinerated in the 5 furnaces at auschwitz. literally nobody ever has said that

>>212188618
perfect tits tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qojH4OPFZdM

>>212189729
!!

the Normans are responsible for all the bad things in English culture

>>212189729
Fuck you.

completely despondent and depressed, days from ending my life

Absolutely MENTAL how we spawned into this world just at the time when the USSR collapsed and we entered into a unipolar global yank empire with relative peace and global trade and wealth creation

>>212189837
why lad?

Dr House and everybody else was acting needlessly dark and edgy. Throw in a bloody joke guys, come on.
My goat Dr Wilson was not in this episode

left or right?

the egyptian bot used to be random now he's just constantly pissed off
what the hell happened to it

Columbo is pretending to be seduced by Faye Dunaway to make her too comfortable and slip up so he can catch her for murder

>>212189695
:)

>>212189874
this is an easy whiteness test
white lads will say right
jeets, blacks and asians will say left

had a great run in spelunky but fell into lava and died

>>212189874
left

Tomorrow you could meet the love of your life

>>212189874
left

>>212189874
cant decide

Remember when that British cop said he was going to extradite Americans for saying shit he disagreed with?

>>212189954
alri inuit lad

>>212189963
no

>>212189895
About the same.

>>212189874
BOTH
at the same time!

I fall.

>>212189963
For me it's when Chris Bryant demanded that UK police arrest Donald Trump as soon as he steps off Air Force One
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsQC2nT9K2c

>>212190102
not sure what's grimmer, having a small penis or being called 'austin'

Test

mad how gay i am

Taking a sloppy greasy hot slimy poo

explained to mumberg that I'm a sigma

I wanted to say that I hate you

TOTAL FOID DESTRUCTION.

>>212189844
True
>>212189898
He's such a master of the craft are columbo

Here we are, all the lads.

>>212188618
>>212189874
Same girl?

https://youtu.be/SkAKcgU0pT8?si=y1zDBkwUZuYNkOIT
Captcha: GDAYM

Tonight's kino

>>212190295
It's quarter to three
There's no-one in the place
'Cept You and me.
So set 'em up Joe,
I've got a little story
I think you should know

>>212190295
me on the left

In the jungle the mighty jungle
The nigger sleeps tonight

I'm a pathetic incel freak

Off out to the gay bar anybody want anything

I'm a stone cold incel, nigga.

>>212190311
yh

>>212190380
2 negronis

why do we have to share a language family with INDIANS

>>212190380
Nice bag of greasy arse pubes from the toilet seat ta lad

nth fir the holodem

cool 15 degrees in Sydney, Australia

>>212190152
Nice nice.

>>212190421
If I ever set foot in Aussieland I will be sure to do it during their winter

I saw it.

>>212190421
mental how it's christmas there now

>>212190409
because my scythivn ancestors raped them
sorry :(

Puking.

australians celebrate christmas in the summer time
it's so weird

Imagine working and paying taxes for this shit lmao
could NOT be me

>>212190488
Based daddy Trump

>>212190488
94 million?

That's it.

>>212190485
same time we're celebrating pride as well so weird

>>212190511
>we're celebrating pride
are we? i'm not

>>212190488
We're 37 trillion in debt that money is fresh off the money printer

>>212190524
>>212190524
>i'm not *white
sorry forgot to finish my post

I did not hit her. It's not true. It's bullshit. I did not hit her. I did not.
Oh, hi Mark.

>>212190488
What can you even do anymore but laugh
this country man, I swear
fucking hell it's unbelievable

>>212190488
Wondering what is the actual real-world meaning of 'combat antisemitism'

>>212190554
zased gay chvd

I reckon we should have let the Nazis gas them all before we liberated Europe

>>212190578
im trans btw

>>212190569
kill pakis

>>212190569
child sex blackmail operation

people still seriously think jews were gassed in record numbers at nazi camps lol

>>212190612
Ok..

/pol/ hours?

>>212190626
aren't we pol light here?

you'd think the islamic world would have had a civilisational boost from not drinking alcohol

poo hours?

>>212190663
Night poo freak! Night poo freak!

>>212190663
boob hours

>>212190585

weird how just drinking a little semi-regularly maintains an alcohol tolerance. hadnt had a drop for about 6 months before drinking a little earlier and literally 3 beers was enough to give me a buzz. felt like i was 15 drinking for the first time again

Sup.

NEETs are the modern aristocrats.

>>212189874
right

>>212190677
breasts are so nice and soft. they really feel as good as they look. part of the reason fake tits are so abominable

>>212190700
simp

>>212190700
good post

>>212190694
Same shit.

>>212190710
get aids you repulsive homo freak

>>212190694
meanwhile literal paedophiles get off with a fine our government is genuinely evil

>>212190488
not a new phenomenon

>>212190726
anarcho tyranny

>>212190732
That's it.

Every news post itt has been fake btw

>>212190488
I thought DOGE was supposed to stop this sort of thing

I am sorry.

War with Iran is back too

>>212190767
Oh?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gdww5lx2vo

>>212190798
Out.

The post count

>>212190826
I get it.

>>212190826
um

Did I die?

I fumbled.

>>212190985

Fr fr.

End game.

Jew in wonderland.

>>212190488
KEKAROO