Thread 212190628

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>>212190628 (OP)
id ladron her cerebro if you know what I mean

americans are so lucky they can get credit on paypal. i could use that right now.

>thief of my head
What did she mean by this?

>>212190628 (OP)
what does thief of the brain mean

what should i do with the chicken breast in the fridge. i kinda wanna use the air fryer.

>>212190719
I don't know how to cook

I don't understand the point of air fryers it just makes the outside crispy but the inside is still cold

>19 yo sister is vacationing in California for 1 month

American bros, no one's gonna do anything to my sis, right?

>>212188784
24

>>212190747
She's going to have sex with a man here.
Sorry it's just how women are

>>212190747
Central American men are filling her bussy with virle amerindian seed

>>212190719
i cant even make a peanut butter sandwich
i'm scared i will fuck it up
idk how u can use fryers ands tuff

Vgh I love British nightlife

The absolute state of Russia

>>212190731
>>212190775
i can't tell if these are jokes i am autistic

>>212190780
fookin ell

>>212190768
I really don't want to think about this bro. My sister is really pretty and a little bit naive.

>>212190787
What happened this time?

Female United State girl will drink the beverage

>>212190780
grim

>>212190799
Then don't think about it lol
She has a private life, you probably have one too.
It is what it is

>>212190780
fancy a shag

>>212190747
>>212190799
Send her my way. 909 area code. I'll look after her real good

>>212190832
I don't care about this man's private affairs

>>212190780
most streetwalkers here are more modest

I'm 25. I still don't know what kegels are, and at this point I'm afraid to ask.

>>212190788
acoustic

torpedo

>>212190780
these are all hookers, right?

>>212190832
I kinda respect him for being tacky and gaudy like how I would expect new money billionaires

Gonna go to the a&w restaurant for the first time in about 3 months
Hopefully they aren't staffed by Indians who can't understand English anymore

>>212190869
sexo con mejican cummy bummy

>>212190832
The GOAT

>>212190880
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment

>>212190885
You deserve to be reported by anons other than me for this horrendous post

>>212190780
woman on the right at :07 looks so bad. the way her breasts are clearly trying to hit the floor. defeats the whole point of cleavage.

>>212190832
basedos shitting on venetian "locals" who act like venice isn't just an italian disneyland for tourists

>>212190696
>>212190704
MTY is the only thing she4td thinks about.

>>212190885
i dont have the gay

>>212190780
White girls trying to look dark and dark girls trying to look white
Weird

>>212190901
you made my cry

>>212190903
i love sloppy saggy tits though

>>212190925
Good

>>212190879
Jared and Ivanka were there.

>>212190952
you like making innocent anons cry?

>>212190959
Gosh you're so obsessed with e-celebs

>>212190925
"my cry"? not anymore, give me that

>>212190960
You're not innocent and you're not cute

>>212190925
>>212190960
>this is the modern american "man"

Homosayswhat

>>212190969
Still don't know who this titlet Carly Rae Jepsen lookalike is.

i'm gonna make chicken katsu in the air fryer with crushed up cracker instead of breadcrumbs

i’m going real life insane. i need to sort myself out

>>212190986
i am innocent, cute and sexy

>>212191041
You're a neet, shut up

I eat at least 6 meals a day
Yes I’m over 350 maybe even 375

>>212191019
Clairo also /ourgirl/ was there

>>212191019
How you doing, Emperor?

>>212191054
Grim post

>>212191050
and?

>>212190628 (OP)
today america has ended birthright citizenship

>>212191055
>some jewish hand is stealing her purse

kekkerino

WOMEN! :triumph:

>>212191023
no i'm not because i ate all the crackers... fuck my life

Obamna

>>212191023
wat the fuck is katsu
cats??

>>212191102
now we just need to revoke citizenship from every anchor baby that has illegal parents

am horn

>>212191102
the only politics i care about is access to pussy, how does this affect the current pussy drought crisis?

>>212191055
Heard she was getting rizzed up by The GOAT

>>212190949
Based, same

>>212191102
No we didn't

>>212191102
based

>>212191102
Too late
Tens of millions of us are already legal citizens

Yo *steps up to you* fight me

>issue challenge
>Everyone stops talking
Pussys. Knew it.

>>212191195
*slaps the beer out of your hand*
what's gonna happen if i dont?

>>212191195
W-what’s that gonna prove

>>212191238
Joking aside, I would literally kill you if you did that.

>>212191102
i wanted my kid to be a dual citizen :(

>>212191251
i'm unkillable

internet keeps cutting out fuck comcast

When Chuck Norris does pushups he pushes the earth down

>>212191314
Chuck Norris clogged the toilet by pissing

>>212191102
is it retroactive? unless its retroactive this only delays total mexicanization

>>212191286
my grandfather forced all of his male grandkids to learn to sew HOWEVER this is because he was in a prison camp in the Korean war and had to fix his own clothes and he was paranoid that in WW3 if we got captured we'd have to do the same, apparently getting friendly with one of the guards and offering to sew a hole in his coat was how he managed to escape as well

fuckin sunscreen cost me 13 bucks
and it was on sale 5 bucks off

>>212191324
what a disturbing picture. look at her eyes. what the fuck? is she a lizardperson?

>>212191314
Did I stutter?

Is 17 centimeters a good dick size

>>212191343
She just looks like a hot woman to me

>>212191353
She looks like an XCOM thin man to me

>>212191343
Yes also my future wife and we will have reptilian subhumanoid children

Is it true that in Latin American schools a dog will just walk into the classroom

>>212191373
There are random ass dogs all over Greece too

>>212191369
i would throw my mother in a volcano to kiss those ankles

>>212191369
Why wasn't Hunter invited?

if there were wild dogs just wandering around outside my house i'd have to put them down

ive had a very serious face my whole life i think its held me back

>>212191415
same but with filipinos

>people actually believe any strong men are natty
are people in 2025 just insane?

>>212191373
That's really cool 2bh

I went 2school w/a cloak since1st days;it was uncomfortable 2wear it in front f other kids,but I tried 2make up 4it by being naughty&playful

>>212191405
Better question: where was Sabrina Carpenter?

>>212191483
She was too busy riding my face

>>212191483
her gimmick would work better if she was a shortstack with huge tits and ass

>>212191524
She does have a big ass just no tiddies

>youtube video
>Part 1 of 2
sigh...

>>212191483
What kind of bleaching treatment do celebs and IG folx do to get such sparkly teeth? It adds easily 1 pt to looks

>>212191524
those don't exist in real life much to my chagrin

i've realized that most people on this site are only slightly deviated from normal and hinge their whole identity around this. the truly bizzare people are actually pretty rare here and in the world in general.

Any women here who wanna French kiss haha

>>212191541
catberg

i can't believe the dude who does the nyt mini crossword is named joel fagliano like come on

>>212191556
im a man and i wanna french kiss your penis

>>212191556
do you really believe even a single woman posts here unironically?

>>212191575
Fag

Evil resides in the very gaze which perceives Evil all around itself.

Justdoit.

>>212191585
4YOU

fuuuuuuck this thunderstorm better not take the power out i don't wanna be drunk in the dark

you're not invited to my birthday party

>>212191616
>i don't wanna be drunk in the dark
why not

>>212191616
LED popup camping lanterns are like 15 bucks off amazon. Battery powered.

>>212191632
because that's scary

>>212191639
Disgrace.

>>212191653
why

making goofy faces while i feverishly tug my goonstick

love this clickbaiting retard so much it's unreal
I rarely watch his videos though

>>212191639
awawa ahh name

>>212191184
>*happy mask crying wojak*

>>212191718
why would i be upset mr nword

still drinking but not drunk

>>212191587
Facts

whomst /druk/ here

Everybody hates chris was a good show

>>212191754
I'm high

Just watched Lawrence of Arabia

>>212191760
Kino of the highest order

>>212191587
dumb peanutposter

>>212191754
going to start walking to the bar shortly

dude i'm le DRINKING by myself
thats right.. drinking ALCOHOL
anyone else DRINKING... ALCOHOL???

>>212191755
Yeah there were some good episodes

>>212191754
still waiting for it to hit

>>212191756

>>212191774
I say this and do this

reading about actual retards like this makes me hate chuds unironically (despite being one myself)

>>212191754
I'm coming down off the weed

>>212191774
but THIS is COOL

My body would be amazing if I didn't drink alcohol

this pen ink smells sus

ayo this nigga ahhhhh
readin a book

>>212191784
That's a really good portrait, I thought that was a photo at first

Why didn't Thanos just enact TND?

might make a cheeky kesailluh in the microwave

ate a pizza but im still hungry

>>212191802
I used to chew on pens like pencils, I would chew the ends off and suck on them. The teachers were afraid I would get led poisoning or something but I never did

>>212191766
How to say apple???

>>212191838
an ENTIRE pizza?

>>212191765
It was very good
The 4k remaster is absolutely great

does anyone else have semi-homo fantasies? not a joke either btw i’m seriously a straight man but sometimes i just Think of shit

>>212191824
why not on the stove?

>>212191852
it's small

>>212191868
microwave is faster

any enbies here

>>212191883
formerly

>>212191883
tf is that

>>212191883
>having to call yourselves enby because nb is for non-blacks
Grim

>>212191883
Are you the fag that spams /brit/?

>>212191891
Erm…

>>212191894
probably one of those tranny things

Yo they just landed in Wakanda

EPIC

>>212191903
i was just a twink with long hair who fucked a lot of art hoes and occasionally sucked a tranny’s dick. nothing special

i remember my parents bought me a venus fly trap as a kid and it was the most underwhelming thing ever

>>212191883
Any BENIS here?!

>>212191938
had one i named pirany (after Piranha Plant)

https://youtu.be/tPwzoZ-e664?si=-HtBPXxmRqsRGCWe

so fucking good

>>212191754
I have a 6 pack of coors light in fridge

>>212191917
This is what /cum/ used to be about…

put every spice and sauce i have on a chicken breast and put it in the air fryer

Fuck.

>>212191990
que pasa

anyone else from the 2015 undertale fandom?

Why do so few people from Texas post here?

>>212191938
I had a “sensitive plant” that curled up when you touched it when I was a kid. Pretty interesting species.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mimosa_pudica

anyone other lonely assholes drinking le beer

>>212192013
Isn't the creator jewish?

>>212191995
Did you get the lesson?

>>212192026
Because I left texas lol

Okay but why didn't thanos just snap TND into existence?

>>212192026
only two things't come from texas

>>212192043
no, toby is not jewish. he is also a former /v/ poster

>>212192042
*raises paw*

>>212192043
kill fuck marry

>>212192043
Kylie is about as beautiful as it gets

So?

>>212192054
>/v/eddit
Cringe

Fell in the toilet award

Talking with this girl soothes my soul anons. I hope I can make her my gf

>>212191754
it's the only time i come to 4channels

>>212192026
They don’t speak English and post in /lat/

>talking to girls
normies >>>/out/

>>212192065
t. literal gay jewish nigger

>>212192090
who's she?

>>212192087
I do not remember.

>>212192090
I'm the creepy Harvey Weinstein pepe in the far left

>>212192043
>>212192054
Wiki says he was raised Episcopalian. He looks like he might be half-Indian or something though. Can’t find anything about his parents’ ethnicities

>>212192065
Not as beautiful as you

I just don't like talking about my feelings
I don't like expressing my feelings
I don't even like having feelings
they get in the way of making money

So blacks really believe wakanda is real?

>>212192110
we went to grad school together. just graduated. she's the girl who's been texting me daily for 2 weeks. She didnt text me today so I sent her one and then she started sending me texts and pics again.

>>212192131
ayo cracKKKa wakanda do be real doe

>>212192142
You're in
Good luck
What does she look like?

>>212192131
would this be as insane as thinking atlantis was real

Why don't the avengers or wakandans have nuclear weapons?

>>212192131
K.O.

>>212192178
Far more insane and pathetic
Like completely incomparable

>>212192180
uhhh....hulk?

>>212192142
is she the one whose mom is living with her till saturday?

Wakanda is based on something historical:
It comes from the name of one of the Plains Indians’ gods
(we wuz…)

>>212192167
i think she looks too good for me. she's a bitch to a lot of people but she's never been mean to me

So they're blowing up the aliens with grenades and shooting them with assault rifles but they go to hidden nigs in wakanda to fight hand to hand combat to save the universe instead of like using mini guns and drones and nukes and shit?

>>212192240
>she's a bitch to a lot of people
red flag
red flag
red flag

>>212192229
ypp you got that right. she was telling me how she'll be lonely after her mom leaves.

Show's still down, guess ill go jog another 5km in the meanwhile

>>212192256
that is very true, but you can never find any good looking girl who isnt crazy

>>212192277
looks are subjective

These movies are so fucking stupid
Why don't they take any hints from wuxia or kung fu or real war films to make it interesting?
It's just CGI bullshit robots punching fake aliens as they run head on into one another
Ridiculous

>>212192290
looks are only subjective after 8. they are objective till 8

>>212192270
I wish I could go jogging at night

still drinking

>>212192305
Why can't you? Weather? Negros?

>>212192300
subjective opinion

>>212192320
scared of the dark

>>212192298
What movies, Pacific Rim?

Let me make the new please I have a good sovlful one

>>212192327
Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDNtBn_1elc&list=RDTDNtBn_1elc&start_radio=1&ab_channel=HeavyMatterCulture

>>212192320
Shitburbs

the cute guy at starbucks called me miss today
i feel like i'm finally starting to pass :3

>>212192367
*calls you bro*

>>212192367
that's cute, hopefully you'll make it

i should’ve been a top gun pilot

>>212192336
Avengers Infinty War
Written by morons made by morons acted by for morons
Everything about them is overproduced dogshit
There was actually a lot of potential with the story but they managed to make every wrong decision possible

You wish you were born in any of these countries

>>212192381
most likely you'd be cleaning toilets and waving the glowsticks around

>>212192389
It was fun to see in theaters with friends
Thanos was entertaining
It's not kino, but it's a solid flick

>>212192367
You will never be a woman

They don't call me the texas chainsaw pig fucker for nothing

>>212192393
Only Norway. I'd take America over the rest.

Something needs to be done about these motherfuckers and their insanely bright headlights. I'm honestly getting pissed about it lately. I'm so tired of driving at night and having some assholes headlights burning my eyes

>>212192389
infinity war was good thoughbeit
endgame is the one that shit the bed

>>212192426
I'd prefer Sweden over Norway, since it has better public transport

>>212192403
why couldn’t i fly the plane it can’t be that hard. they don’t even do shit how often do fighter jets actually go out and shoot something down these days

>>212192428
not my problem

I really need to start studying for an interview but I've just not been in the mood. Its for an amazing job that'll give me like 30-40% salary bump. What to do?

>>212192427
posted it again award

>>212192406
Yeah but it actually sucks and every character is retarded
Nothing makes sense and the story just goes on to get to the next part where thanos gets another stone
His motivations are also fucking stupid
Everything about it is for literal 70 IQ subhumans

>>212192443
are you an elite athlete? because that's required to fly a fighter bomber
maybe you couldve been a transport heli pilot

>>212192432
I'm watching infinity war right now and it is dogshit of the highest order
I'm shocked at how bad every single scene is
I can only imagine how brown and dysgenic every writer was

>>212192491
gonna watch one or two of hitler's speeches to get me pumped up

>>212192450
Why aren't you motivated?

>>212192452
That’s my only time posting it. Did someone beat me to the punch?

>>212192474
>Nothing makes sense and the story just goes on to the next part where Hitler conquers another country
>His motivations are also fucking stupid

>>212192515
I work full time and work out. I just feel tired all the time. I am really looking forward to this new job. The thing is I'll schedule the interview in 2 weeks and I am like 70-80% prepared. So, I'm just being lazy

>>212192533
>2 weeks
3 weeks**

>>212192450
wat da job?

I saw this painting on the side of the road today that looks like Terrone with long hair

>>212192525
Hitler had realistic motivations
Thanos is about Le Balance
Also his army is a bunch of random aliens that are never explained
And all the battles are just waves of random aliens attacking nigs in Africa who only use spears and AR15s or something
Do fighter jets and subs and nukes and like general military strategy not exist here?

gib airhead latina gf

>>212192533
You sound burnt out
Maybe just take the night off and get to it after some coffee and breakfast tomorrow, king

>>212192524
ive seen that image like 100 times already

>>212192557
Why use fighter jets and subs and nukes if you can conquer a whole planet with a couple hundred aliens?

>>212192566
shes a tiktok clown

ok I'm pumped up now so studying now

>>212192549
code monkey at a better company

>>212192567
nah dude, i'm gonna study. can't keep delaying. I passed the first round on wednesday. took yesterday off. gonna spend 3-4 hrs studying today

goon session completed
time to drink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE

/fr/ is so dead. Can never talk to any frenchies anymore.

>>212192589
mdr

>>212192569
I'm talking about the humans fighting the gorillion aliens
They fight hand to hand with knives and shit when some of them have insanely powerful magic that they only use sometimes
It doesn't make ANY SENSE

how many pints deep should i be when i do my workout?
today is chest/triceps/shoulders

>>212192580
did your gf leave you for some trust fund fag?

>>212192580
Hope you're on the west coast
Good luck

>>212192597
It doesn't need to make sense

>>212192599
Zero

>>212192624
too late for that

dude beer

>>212192601
it happened years ago and yes

>>212192609
no east coast lol

>>212192640
WHAT A LIFE

>>212192611
Well it's made for retards like you so I guess it doesn't

Odds go get food at store
Evens go get food at fast food establishment

>>212192648
You have autism.

>>212192643
was your ex asian?

>>212192643
LOL good luck buddy

im bored nigga

>>212192589
>>212192594
tbk

>>212192657
nah she was white from BC

>>212192665
>new at 304
Too early!

>>212192655
It sucks and you have bad taste and low IQ

>>212192668
are you the anon who wanted to move to his gfs town but was afraid of the lack of opportunities?

>>212192692
nah, I started posting here like two weeks back. I used to post in 2020 but left after I got a gf

Randomly just started seething. It's like I walked into a cloud of anger and im pissed

>>212192864
Happens to me all the time. I only have theories for why it happens