Thread 212192660

Minnesota's largest candy store edition

>>212192660 (OP)
>world's largest soda collection
I highly doubt that

>>212192660 (OP)
doesnt look very big
>>212192673
its selection not collection you stupid bitch

>>212192660 (OP)
SUGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>212192679
>its selection not collection you stupid bitch
My point still stands

>>212192682
looks more soulful than i expected

SOVL
Anon did not disappoint

Got high and jorked it

>>212192660 (OP)
What type of candy is applewood smoked meat

I'm going to jerk off to some lesbian pornography

penis

God I love alcohol

a lot of literal neonazis support "Israel"

I support goshpedo being executed gangland style

So if he can control time and reality and shit why does he have to fight the avengers why can't he just pause everything and get the stones

FUCKING RETARDED WRITING there are no stakes at play it's just one thing after another so they can have bing bing wahoo epic punch fest between two guys in tights

>>212192693
>>212192673
Also the biggest puzzle store

i'm not gonna cap

What exactly is the point of having one country with two sets of federal law depending on political affiliation. Why not just split already.

need to pee

I drinking alcohoo

>>212192813
But then who will prop up states like Louisiana and Mississippi with gibs from federal taxes? Retardic diabetics don't pay for themselves

>>212192685
Sometimes my girlfriend you know she lashes out at me sometimes and I just FUCKING KICK HER

>>212192734
“Neonazis” basically aren’t real, but I can’t think of a single dissident right figure who’s pro-Israel. Who are you talking about, Lindsey Graham the granny tranny?

BALL SO HARD MUHFUCKA'S WANNA FINE ME
BUT FIRST THEY GOITTA FIND ME

>>212192813
America won't be around for much longer, so there's nothing to worry about.

Dr Doom is cooler than Thanos

>>212192871
yet richards always beats him

curious...

So Bud Light went from creepy anorexic tranny nobody to Shane Gillis and Post Malone? Bizarre

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=QOR0RilgO2w&si=zjzM_Z0VN3nUxDSx

>>212192838
Louisiana and Mississippi are far from the worst offenders

With Reeds Richards looking at The Thing's naked pictures

I never found drinking alchohol to be cool because I cant help but associate it with my mom drinking herself to mental retardation

>>212192883
With the help from Silver Surfer and the rest of the Fantastic 4

Gotta admit letting the bad guy win at the end was a bold move

>>212192907
that's what stopped me from drinking till 23. I drink once a week or once every other weekend. Everything is good in moderation

>>212192907
im already retarded thoever

>>212192916
>Moderate fent enjoyment advocate

>>212192734
Far-Right politics is filled with a lot of clown show retards, edge lord sociopaths, and stupid people generally.
Anybody who calls themselves a Nazi who supports Jews or Zionism in any way shape or form, is a functionally illiterate moron.
The number of actual National Socialists, who genuinely understand the worldview and ideology, and subscribe to it is actually very small.
Though they like all political radicals have an outsized influence on politics as a whole. Because the number of people who are actually deeply involved in politics is also very small portion of the total population. Of deeply involved political agents, radicals represent a greater portion of that population than they do the general population as a whole.

>>212192813
this will allow trump to implement unconstitutional policies until the court decides to hear the case, which means they can let him do this stuff for a while and then stop it. plausible deniable.

I have a lot to look forward to

Saw my reflection in the window didn’t know my own face

>>212192907
I like drinking but after I turned like 25 I started getting hangovers every single time I would drink no matter how much water I drank beforehand so I stopped completely (i now do DUDE instead)

Outdoor Jerking Off: Naked Body Grounding with Small Cock in Hand (Snake on the Loose) - MAN SQUIRT!

>>212192927
Everyone's favourite what now?

Canadian garbage on the rise

>>212192947
bitch nigga

>>212192907
I've seen two people drink themselves into liver failure and end up months in this hospital barely getting out with their lives thanks to getting lucky with surgery and transplants. One of them was my Dad. I watched him drinking my whole life and never wanted any part of it or other substance abuse.
I only drink 1-2 beers once a week when I go out to eat, and that's mostly just for taste to go along with the food.

Remember when OJ Simpson murdered those two people in a jealous rampage and got his DNA all over their corpses and the DNA of the deceased all over his car and in his house, and the prosecution still lost the case because the defense successfully argued that one of the cops was a lot more racist than he previously let on?

>212192941
omg.... it's a real video.......

>>212192927
must be getting old
this font is too small for me

>>212192960
shouldnt have hired racist cops i guess

>>212192960
No I didn't exist yet

>>212192960
Guy I was talking to yesterday said all the evidence was bullshit and it sounded very convincing to me

>>212192960
no nigga. I wasnt even born yet

>>212192941
do NOT look that up

>>212192972
literally me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmeMdEZPcpg

post BOPS, niggas

DEVOURING edibles all day

>>212193019
my guy your brain is more fried then a 3 layer lasagna

>>212193002
https://youtu.be/-DSVDcw6iW8?si=RMHs3QTUM6clXJKb

Hi I know this is weird but you’re really beautiful

>>212193031
Raj, this isn't appropriate. We are colleagues.

>>212193031
I really am not unfortunately

>>212192971
If every police department in the country refused to hire racist cops this country would have like a total of 15 cops.

>>212193023
sometimes you have to fry the material to achieve ideal cohesion

>>212193002
https://youtu.be/1IoRZZXWiNk

I fucking love science

>>212193044
That's cool

>>212193042
t. Charlie gordon

>>212193041
based

You wanna go to the Central Park zoo and eat a hotdog

Goodnight cumbums
Last night sleeping on this hotel mattress that's fucking up my back

>>212193061
I've been to Central park. Other than being really, really big I dont see the big hoopla about it

>>212193061
I once returned an orangutan back to the wild there. The park I mean.

>>212193061
I'm 2793 miles away from there

>>212193064
night bud

>>212193043
what the FUCK is this shite

youre scaring the hoes, man

What are your names? I am Max from Toronto

Dr Coom

>>212193061
>>212193068
I've never been to New York City and I don't think I want to. It sounds like hell on earth. Schizophrenic nigger pushing you in front of a train for a spic migrant to then rape your corpse. No thanks.

ayo this nigga living in toronto

>>212193097
its not nearly as bad as people always portray it. Somehow their homeless problem is a lot better then SF and seattle. The problem with NYC is that the bronx is a shithole, people in brooklyn are all retarded minorities, summer is humid as fuck, and its just boring skyscrapers after you get over the initial 2 days youre there

>>212193094
I’m Earl from Bayonne

she got grool on my tool

business idea: free semen and creampies

>>212193002
https://youtu.be/AdWkXWwHrl0?si=fG26Yu5rKQ-yx8nI

>>212193119
that's a pretty cool name, you must get a lot of bitches

>>212193088
why are you talking like that
no one says "shite" here and there are no hoes here

>>212193134
Oh for sure

>>212193142
THERES NO HOES BECAUSE OF YOUR FUCKIN AL GREEN SHIT SCARIN EM AWAY, NIGGA

I'm watching Sinners and getting pissed off because the aspect ratio keeps changing. I've heard the movie will piss you off if you're racist but I haven't experienced that part yet.

>>212193142
>>212193088
reddit zoomer

LOCAL BOYS WILL SPEND A QUATAH
JUST TO SHINE THE SILVER BOWL

slop is here frens

>>212193173
post pic

Salesmen be like I like your shirt bossman

>>212193154
have you ever had sex girls love al green
>>212193159
what

I like your penis bossman

>>212193186
>girls love al green
56 year old cougars maybe

>>212193186
he has not because >>212193159

it's friday fuggers
are you fuggin doin sometin TONITE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

>>212193198
I am drinking and contemplating sepuku

>>212193191
>avoids question
that's a yes
>>212193192
so it seems

>>212193198
I got some bait threads up

I honestly don't understand weebs or fans of any East Asian culture in general. I find East Asian culture impossible to breach. I find their behaviors, reactions to things, and beliefs to be a black box. They're just too alien to me, I can't empathize with them and see their perspective on things. Their minds are too alien and opaque.
Other cultures I can penetrate, but not them.

>>212193198
playing euro truck simulator and watching true crime and drinkin beer

>>212193213
giant robot anime and kaiju movies are something you need an IQ of 176 to comprehend

>>212193219
>playing euro truck simulator
king shit

>>212193213
you can appreciate their culture without worshipping it embarrassingly like weebs

Show me how to lie, you're getting better all the time
And turning all against the one is an art that's hard to teach
Another clever word sets off an unsuspecting herd
And as you step back into line, a mob jumps to their feet
NOW DANCE, FUCKER, DANCE, MAN, HE NEVER HAD A CHANCE
AND NO ONE EVEN KNEW IT WAS REALLY ONLY YOU
AND NOW YOU STEAL AWAY
TAKE HIM OUT TODAY
NICE WORK YOU DID
YOU'RE GONNA GO FAR, KID
WITH A THOUSAND LIES AND A GOOD DISGUISE
HIT 'EM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES
HIT 'EM RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES
WHEN YOU WALK AWAY, NOTHING MORE TO SAY
SEE THE LIGHTNING IN YOUR EYES
SEE 'EM RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES

>>212193242
That's the thing, the things I do find cool it's only from my own perspective and background, removed from the context of the people who created it.
I can't penetrate the inner workings of the minds who created it, and the motivations and intricacies of why they do what they do.

There hasn't been a good British tv show in at least 10 years. The last good one was peep show and the last season of that was pure dogshit

>>212193273
so what?
can you really do that with western artists?
think about it

Women are very afraid of getting kidnapped

ok im slightly drunk

I want to crawl into my bed and never ever leave

>>212193285
Yeah, I'm a westerner and I have the same brain that they have. The same continuity of material, cultural, and spiritual development.

Back from my jog and it’s time to play some Warhammer III

I’m a driver I’m a winner

>>212193313
ummm
based?

im cummer
im a coomer

Test

>>212193175
slop's gone

>>212193361
pendejo

>>212193341
i'm a mid-night spunker
I shoot my wad before the screeeeen

>>212192972
its a healthier alternative
>muh smoke
I just do edibles on the weekend

>>212192761
I was not expecting to see Batman

You could be my Morenschildt and I could be your Lee Harvey Oswald
tee hee (jk .... unless)

>>212192864
Happens to me all the time. I only have theories for why it happens

Never been in a situation TGI Fridays or a Cheesecake Factory

Help me help you

>>212193406
this guy sounded like a parody of Eddie Vedder, but Christian
And then he became a homeless crackhead despite being a rock star, I think

>>212193418
>And then he became a homeless crackhead despite being a rock star
he released a great album last year, STUPIDASS

>>212193398
Grew up in a middle class area that gentrified up into more and more upper middle class and those chains aren't here anymore. The only thing that's left is Chile's.

man i want to play little big planet on the ps3 so badly i suffer

>>212193443
RPSC3, young nigga

>>212193398
i went to a cheesecake factory for my birthday last year it was comfy im going again this year

>>212193443
What's the point, the servers shut down years ago.

>insurance
>registration
>title fee
>tax
>etc
First time buying a car and didn’t know about all these little jewish tricks they add onto the price of the damn thing

>>212193444
I want to play on real hardware

>14 day ban for doxxing
What the fuck tv Jannie’s are sick

>>212193460
theres a fan restoration of the servers and you can play with other people you just need to jailbreak your ps3

>>212193472
What did you post

>>212193470
so plug your PS3 controller into your USB port, dummy

>>212192813
Modern uniparty scam. You think you're voting for change but it winds up being all the same party with one side able to push a certain kind of legislation, they switch, then other side can push through a different kind of legislation. Both sides quietly want all the legislation.

the hot stepmom from home alone 4

I jailbroke your sisters hymen

>>212193483
its not the same

>>212193489
never seen past the first one

I can hear the fireworks from Disneyland again

>>212193494
it is, youre just being a bitch

>>212193506
oh trust me its not

>>212193482
Some guy took down the fish tank show by calling the police and then did a drive by gloating about it. So I pulled the license place records, address, name and phone numbers and posted them. I think it was fair.

>>212193516
you are. I played LBP back in the day with my neighborhood chums

>>212193523
no you didnt

>>212193537
how dare you
how fucking dare you

Dumb gringos

https://youtu.be/eeY7x2Zltfo?si=YGMUQ8Ub93mY5aqI&t=68

>>212193549
prove it

Is the Ethiopian nigga in the chat

>>212193568
I lost my copy and my PS3 is back home at my moms. lemme try to find the stage

Idg constitutionalism why exactly do we need to strictly follow what this old piece of paper says?
Ehrm how about we just decide for ourselves what we want to do?

People I talk to in real life think I'm way smarter than I actually am just because I regurgitate shit I read or watched from users of wasting my life on the internet.

>>212193581
if you never got a sackboy plushie you were never a real fan

>>212193585
years*

>>212193560
>little big planet
The wasted potential of this game pisses me off so much

>>212193585
I hate when people ask "how do you know that?" Like I remember the exact time and context that I learned about a specific piece of information or as if the answer isn't just gonna be "the news"

Shit ain’t always in the toilet

>>212193604
the franchise was killed because sumo digital outsourced the series production to india

Should I go to jack in the box
I'm not fat

>>212193654
the franchsie was killed because Sony are fucking dipshits and left all their franchises to die because they werent selling 15m copies

>>212193618
when did you first play the game and if you got it for free after the psn outage you are a fake fan

>>212193658
no go somewhere better

>>212193612
Normies are easily impressed because they lack long term memory
they live blissfully unaware in the present

>>212193672
It's nearby
I could also go to a&w restaurant but it's quite a bit farther and it's staffed by jeets

>>212193654
>
You know it smells crazy in there

Playstation owners are always weird

>>212193658
jack in the box and carls jr constitute "bottom of the barrel" tier for fast food burger joints

>>212193668
the game didnt sell becuase lbp 3 was a broken mess thanks to baljeets coding

>>212193669
how the fuck would I remember that

>>212193443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Hs7HVl7P-k

Always funny when some woman or nonwhite tries to cite the constitution for some bullshit. Nigga you wouldn’t be in power if we followed the founding fathers that wrote that constitution

>>212193692
based
>>212193686
fake fan spotted i remember when i first played

>>212193692
I loved this song when I was 14 years old

>>212193683
Carls jr is pretty good here. Much better quality than McDonald’s or A&W. Wendy’s is probably the best trad burger fast food.

Zimbabwe

>>212193713
Same here, Carls is goated compared to Mcdonalds

>>212193681
Wii owners were weirder

>>212193701
my favorite game in the world is SMW and I have no recollection whatsoever of the date when I first played it, STFU

Redditleaf redditleaf does whatever a redditleaf can

>>212193730
t. kept getting smoked in wii sports bowling

>>212193731
thats because you are ancient unc

>>212193612
>>212193678
They don’t know anything. All they do is watch Holocaust movies, eat hot chip, and lie

>>212193743
of the 2 owners of wii's ive know one became gay and the other became an insane leftoid

The most chud thing you can do is get mad when someone says Istanbul instead of Constantinople

>>212193759
t. cant even bowl 100

drinking milk

>>212193683
I don't have either where I live. The only reason I've even heard of Jack in the box is because people got e coli and died from their food

Looking for apartments just to be a rentcuck is so tiring

>>212193767
Enjoy your milk t hanks
We are dating now btw

I'm an Irish vampire and I want to steal blackpipo music

>>212193779
thanks bud

>We are dating now btw
not sure what you mean there

>>212193799
I mean you + me are dating t Hanks. Gosh you're such a dumbass sometimes.

Tech CEOs talking about AI super intelligence around the corner, when robots still can't even clear off a table or wash dishes.

really just hate summer so much, tbqh

>>212193810
we are not

https://youtu.be/YvjVDBfmJZc?si=_rT7sf_um4gxW-Ka&t=102

>>212193816
same i love fall and spring the most

>>212193824
I'm just joshing you t Hanks

>>212193848
also that would imply im gay. im not gay

I want to kill myself and in my last moments I want to relive playing Little Big Planet with my brothers

>>212193857
Yeah man I feel that. Except I was an Xbox kid, so I’m thinking Halo 3.

>>212193857
Why do you want to kill yourself

>>212193762
A friend of mine made some kind of low effort Istanbul/Constantinople passing joke in a uni class and triggered a big meltdown from the libtard professor, who then hated him for the rest of the term and gave him a crappy grade

>>212193857
i can pretend to be your brother if you promise to livestream your suicide

>>212193891
Shut the hell up

>>212193857
The best memories I have was of playing Crash Bandicoot games with my brother and sister during winter breaks when I was very little.

>those comments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8eEz_oVNhak

>>212193857
don't do it i'll miss you

>>212193890
Is it a libtard thing? i thought the name change just had something to do with the fall of the ottoman empire

>The best memories I have
>the best

>>212193903
why are euroshits talking about happenings in the US in their parliament? lol

>>212193934
THE BEST THE BEST OF YOU

And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything feels like the movies
YEAH, YOU BLEED JUST TO KNOW YOU'RE ALIVE
AND I DON'T WANT THE WORLD TO SEE ME
'CAUSE I DON'T THINK THAT THEY'D UNDERSTAND
WHEN EVERYTHING'S MADE TO BE BROKEN
I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW WHO I AM

>>212193966
you can get arrested for possessing this image

where do you live what city

>>212193999
flavortown

>>212193999
china

>>212193999
cumtown

>>212193857
my brother doesnt even pick up my calls

>>212193998
No I can't. This isn't Saudi Arabia

>>212194006
>>212194008
>>212194015
serious answers only

>>212193999
with no friends or family
I wanna look out the window at my color tv...

>>212193926
I'm assuming he meant the joke was some kind of "retake constantinople" cringe. Honestly if the professor was that assblasted at that cringe shit he'd probably be greatly disturbed at some genuinely radical shit. Wonder what that professor would do if you started quoting Carl Schmitt at him.

>>212193999
near Los Angeles

I have never called my brothers. The idea just seems strange to me

>>212194031
toronto canada

>>212193999
nyc

>>212194031
no

>>212194034
grim

Hey julia stiles, save the last dance

>>212193999
hamilton

i would sell my ass for money if it wasnt illegal and if i wouldnt get sent to hell

>>212194057
i cant cha cha real smooth

no zombie virus could actually succeed in real life simply because zombies are not any stronger than regular humans, like you could just lock your door and most people would just stay at home so the virus could not propagate so far as to become an actual problem

>>212194073
can you charlie brown?

>>212194081
Night of the living dead is the most realist zombie movie ever made. One day of confusion and then the army, police, and rednecks kill them all

>>212194033
>stand back.... don't you dare touch that massive Islamic empire that abducted christian children and used them as child soldiers

>>212194110
is your mom the great pumpkin

>>212193926
>>212194033
He didn’t even go as far as to say “retake.” IIRC he simply made a remark that was something like “I prefer to call it Constantinople” when something about Istanbul came up, and it caused the prof to wig out and go on a big tirade. The prof wasn’t even Turkish, Muslim, or any group that would have a direct stake in it.

>>212194120
lol

so we're not gonna goon?

>>212194148
Never

>>212194148
gooning to SPH

Do the boogaloo
Do the hotdog
Do the corkscrew
I wanna dance with you

>>212194122
its part of the song, you fucking twat

>>212194163
you mad about your big fat mama

I prefer my hotdogs boiled

>>212194198
Poop indeed

hello again guys

>>212194156
Schizojeet…

>>212194215
hi

>>212194215
hi did you back out of your suicide

>>212194129
I wonder how he'd react if I told him that Cyrpus belong to Greece

Might eat out of boredom

>>212194129
He's probably just a libtard or leftist who associates it with right wingers.

>>212194198
Poo funny

Might goon out of desire to touch my penis (sexually)

Gonna drive to the store and buy a six pack

Oh boy, it’s finally the weekend! I can’t wait to lay down for a long time. Hopefully my dad calls me on the phone so I can feel bad about myself. Maybe I’ll eat at some point, but we’ll see, maybe not.

>>212194266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWK0kqjPSVI

>>212194192
yuck!

Why is this bitch so fat?

do NOT open the /v/ catalog right now

>>212194298
Okay I won't

>>212194237
cool

>>212194271
You could kill yourself possibly if there's time for it

>>212194301
Vgh I love Europe so much bros

Should I eat the can of pineapple or the can of peaches?

>>212194294
i love trashy slampigs

>>212194313
>canned fruit
Ewww

>>212194302
I’ll squeeze it in somewhere if I can.

>>212194298
looks the same as usual

i have two jobs. tuesday is leaf holiday. on tuesday i am working the opposite job i would normally work on a tuesday because i have paid holiday on the other one and time n a half on this one. so i hope i go to the correct job on tuesday. i will make a sticky note reminder.

Times you acted like Else God-Hater?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751088673196398.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751088673196398.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1751088673196398.mp4

>>212194322
Canned pineapple and peaches are good. Other ones I don't like.

Decided to visit /mex/, it appears meheecanos only ever talk about sexo
I suppose there's nothing else to do in third world-land

niggas be like
"this fruit too spicy"

>>212194375
CANNED fruit is a lot different than fresh fruit

>>212194372
On a related note, this one time i was passing through a small town & decided to stop at this Mexican restaurant.
it was like a convenience store mixed with a restaurant, and it was full of mexican construction workers who kept coming up to the counter and talking loudly in spanish with the cashier girl. There was some food, candy, and party stuff scattered around the dining tables.
Was a bit strange to me. The food itself was just ok, nothing amazing

I'll make you eat my can opener you fresh fruit faggot.

I s’pose I’m gay. I reckon my dick is small.

>>212194402
stupid sexy scully

>>212194372
They’re surrounded by spicy latinas all day

>>212194372
I mean you're kinda right lol

can someone make the new, i have a blogpost i need people to see

>>212194432
no

I'm going to bully any blogposters in the next thread

This thread is over and the new one will be posted soon, so nobody will read this and find out I’m gay.

>>212194452
ur gaay

>>212194452
gay

>>212194470
>>212194470
New

>>212194474
>>212194474
>>212194474

>>212194475
>>212194477

>>212194477
>>212194475
retards

>>212194475
>>212194477
Kind of amazing how frequently this happens