Thread 212193973

Why are Germans like this

Somebody spent time making this

>>212193986
>Somebody spent time making this
Yeah, because krautniggers bitch that much

>>212193986
This is a 3D adaptation of a meme that's been around for years KEK it's a gem

>>212193973 (OP)
Do germans really look like this?

Hallo, I am a Krautnigger :D.
That means I am from Germany. xD

>>212194060
no, it's just some fat american projecting

why are they so chauvinistic? I thought Germans were all ashamed of their existence after lib education and shit, but no they are still extremely proud of themselves in a strange inverse way.

>>212194060
I have a german friend and he looks like that but without the exaggerated facial features shown in vidrelated

>>212193986
Probably some outsourced Pajeet Ivanovich. The FSB are absolutely shit at judging what'll be cool with the internet kidos, and I'm fucking old. You can tell every Russian agency is packed with retarded farmers.

>>212193973 (OP)
trdblt

imagine the bricshitter seethe of who made this

>>212194309
I want his panty and stocking poster

I'm going to save this webm and forget about it for 20 years, then I'm going to randomly open my 4chan webm folder from nostalgia, open this webm and laugh my bald ass off

>>212193986
Every good thing in life requires effort

>>212193973 (OP)
this looks like too high quality for a shitpost

>>212194365
What is that, 5.56? Kinda jelly desu, I only have around 2k rounds at home

>>212194350
anon you gonna be dead af in 20 years

>>212194381
I actually have no idea but the ammo looks a bit too beefy for 5.56. It looks like 7.62 NATO rounds, and there's a mix of other rounds in there too, with some occasional clips of what look like 8mm mauser rounds.

I did a reverse image search and most results are in Cyrillic, so I thought East Europe/RUssia, but most of those countries use steel case, not brass. Only Brass soviet era ammo maker is Yugoslavia, so maybe it's from the Yugoslav balkan wars.

But wait, the background nature doesn't look Balkan at all. It's more southern and tropical. Huh?

>>212194415
I'll try my best to avoid that fate

>>212193986
and it was worth every second kek

>>212193973 (OP)
coal

>>212194060
No, blond germans are a thing of the past, the whitest looking ones have brown hair and grey eyes, the rest are completely mutted.

>>212193973 (OP)
answer his questions

>>212193973 (OP)
These are all valid points but because it's a balding fat soyjak we just have to accept that he is actually wrong

>>212194507
I honestly though a German would answer OP's question, so you disappoint me

>>212194555
we don't do that in Germany

>>212194555
He's asking the questions and giving his answers, it's the person he's asking to that should answer, namely an American

>>212193973 (OP)
>no punch in the face at the end
1 job

>>212194124
This has to be the most retarded take I ever seen all day, and it's only morning.

>>212193986
>complaining about OC
you are the cancer

>>212195084
yeah I was expecting the punch

>>212195093
Do you think they seem competent? I've actually worked with a guy who was vaguely associated with them, and he was a complete retard, so that doesn't help my prejudices.

>>212195123
FSB glowniggers won't be wasting time making fucking soyjaks. They rather shit up goybook and twatter.

>>212195274
I think they outsource to India like incompetents everywhere. I'm sorry if you're Indian and competent, but in that case you know what I mean.

>>212195348
Shut up retard. If your soyboys weren't so stupid you'd still have finland, eesti, and latvia. Shut up and let real Balts talk.

>>212195374
I don't really give a shit about politics. The FSB are fucking retarded to any decently competent person though. I'm an autist who occasionally comments on the obvious outside the stuff I care about.

>>212193986
a greek incel who lives in germany this afaik

>>212193973 (OP)
they don't make memes like that in GERMANY

>>212193986
worth it

>>212193973 (OP)
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>I zont like zis soyjak
>it must be ze ruskies or pajeets

>>212193973 (OP)
where is the version with ai voice over ?

>>212195817
It just had a Russian flavor. I think it's usually kinda stupid and shit as a meme, but that's besides the point. Feels like someone people zoned in on that it annoys some people, and then went all in on maximizing that aspect. It's kinda dumb if it doesn't tick you off.

>>212193973 (OP)
Why don't you have healthcare? Also, funnily enough germany has private health insurance, its just really regulated to be cheap

>>212194101
Western Europeans are still the most chauvinistic people on planet. Europeans only have normal opinions in the east and balkans. Even then because those people are slavic, they have some other issues.

>>212196210
it's like a self-hate olympic where rigorously condemning yourself makes you woke and thus morally superior. batshit insane

>>212193973 (OP)
Gem

>>212193973 (OP)
This is olligarch propaganda equating not having public transport or healthcare to religion and patriotism. It is manipulation of the underclasses at play.

>>212195817
KEK

>>212193986
Why did you waste time making this meme? We don't have free time like that in America!

>>212193973 (OP)
where is the version with Minecraft gameplay in the background

Japs are the same but everyone thinks it's based instead of cringe

>>212193973 (OP)
I have a professor who is exactly like that.

>>212193973 (OP)
Kek touché

>>212193973 (OP)
I love you too

>>212195817
Why mask when we were the only ones who didnt give a shit about covid

>>212193973 (OP)
election tourist cannot create meme, only destroy

>>212193973 (OP)
I mean... I get most of them, but why are you defending not having state healthcare?

>>212194060
Every culture & race has its mutts.

>>212193986
time well spent

>>212193986
We are in a post scarcity economy

>>212194082
You should hook up with the German twink who frequently posts his twink tummy. You would be the perfect top for him.

americans think they are so funny... they are usually the least funny

>soyjaks are unfunny because i'm actually exactly the type of a person they make fun of

Nobody says this but you know it's true

>>212193973 (OP)
Well, why don't you have healthcare like in Germany?

>>212205358
I think soyjaks are funny because I am the type of person they make fun of.

>>212193986
lmao