Thread 212197152

WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU DID MORE LOVELY FUCKING EXERCISETOIL THAN BEFORE edish

might get on pip
sick of working my arse off

>>212197152 (OP)
stop posting this pure angel on this cursed board

>>212197171
what is ur occupation

Sir Bradley Fisher

>>212197152 (OP)
Any Sciencelad in?
What's the thing called where her upper lip is completely flat in the middle of it?
I think I need to specify that I want a Canslass with one

canslad hauling his fat carcass out of bed sober for once ready to head into portlaoise centra for a chicken fillet roll

>>212197195
code monkey

Germany? A vassal of the USA that is being deliberately destroyed by mass immigration instigated by the world enemy? Sounds exactly like the plot of Veit Harlan's dystopic classic "Death of Tyr". Anon, don't you know that America was hit by a barrage of A9/A10 rockets carrying Zippermayr's vacuum bombs? That Ho 229 stealth bombers dropped Diebner's nukes over London? That Maus tanks and Sarin gas triumphed over the human waves on the eastern front? Seems like you somehow hit your head while fencing! Were you perhaps practicing for the upcoming Olympic games at Theodorichshafen, haha? Now hurry or we'll miss the live broadcast of Sigmund Jähn landing on Mars which is shown here on the big Germanium-Thorium-pentoxide screen inside Germania's Volkshalle! Let's go, the Sänger Raumshuttle Type IV "Conrad Haas" will start at any moment from Bismarckfeste!

>>212197197
any relation to big john bosh fisher

>>212197171
I get 1200 a month and live with parents

>>212197198
wow.wowwe.ew wow.w. wow. wwoe wow wowowowowowowowo

WOW!

>>212197212
lol, pretty sure I've just failed comp sci at uni - oops!

little boys

>code monkey
a/k/a soon to be longterm unemployed
paying jeets a few dollars on fiverr to vibe code your replacement

>>212197204
Too fucking close to Dub*in, lad
Don't like the chicken filet rolls
Would rather get the 5 sausage rolls for 2 euro

>>212197223
my mum has heart failure and probably only has a few years to live and she only gets £120 a month in pip

Pony content outside /mlp/.

get the sexy black men wanked

>>212197233
yeah okay mate

>>212197218
Nigga you gay

>>212197243
>>212197197

>>212197237
you know what you're alright

neoliberal bull logging in

>>212197237
>Would rather get the 5 sausage rolls for 2 euro
Lad, thats a great deal

>>212197243
Lmfao

>>212197244
kill yourself neek

Justifying my pitiful salary by cleaning up after AI wankers

>>212197266
It's the small ones so more like 1.5 the size of a big one
Still lovely
Might pop out for something in a bit from the deli actually

>Anonymous - The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion
>Aurelius, Marcus - Meditations
>Burke, Edmund - Reflections on the Revolution in France
>Carlyle, Thomas - On Heroes, Hero-Worship, and the Heroic in History
>Codreanu, Corneliu Zelea - For My Legionaries
>Davis, Jefferson - The Rise and Fall of the Confederate Government
>de Benoist, Alain - Manifesto for a European Renaissance
>Devi, Savitri - The Lightning and the Sun
>Evola, Julius - Revolt Against the Modern World
>Faye, Guillaume - Why We Fight
>Filmer, Robert - Patriarcha
>Ford, Henry - The International Jew
>Grant, Madison - The Passing of the Great Race
>Guenon, Rene - The Reign of Quantity and the Signs of the Times
>Heidegger, Martin - Being and Time
>Herrnstein, Richard J and Murray, Charles - The Bell Curve
>HITLER, ADOLF - MEIN KAMPF
>Hobbes, Thomas - Leviathan
>Junger, Ernst - Storm of Steel
>Kaczynski, Ted - Industrial Society and its Future
>Luther, Martin - The Jews and their Lies
>MacDonald, Kevin B. - The Culture of Critique
>Machiavelli, Niccolo - The Prince
>Mosley, Oswald - The Alternative
>Nietzsche, Friedrich - Beyond Good and Evil
>Pierce, William Luther - The Turner Diaries and Who We Are
>Plato - The Republic
>Pound, Ezra - The Cantos
>Raido - A Handbook of Traditional Living
>Raspail, Jean - The Camp of the Saints
>Redbeard, Ragnar - Might is Right
>Riis-Knudsen, Povl Heinrich - National Socialism: The Biological World View
>Rockwell, George Lincoln - This Time the World
>Rosenberg, Alfred - The Myth of the 20th Century
>Schmitt, Carl - Political Theology
>Sorel, Georges - Reflections on Violence
>Spengler, Oswald - The Decline of the West
>Strasser, Otto - Germany Tomorrow
>Taylor, Jared - White Identity
>Tilak, Bal Gangadhar - The Arctic Home in the Vedas
>Tort, César - The Fair Race's Darkest Hour
>Tzu, Sun - The Art of War
>Venner, Dominique - The Shock of History
>von Clausewitz, Carl - On War
>Yockey, Francis Parker - Imperium

any more?

>>212197233
Everyone who got into coding was retarded that they didn't see the mass replacement of their skills for cheaper jeets coming
Not so smart now eh
Sales and Marketing chads will never be replaced by smelly little indian fellas

>>212197233
probably yeah but i've got 100 grand in the bank will be alri

>>212197199
Lack of mark in upper lip is like some sort of foetal alcohol syndrome defect or summit lad haha.
You matching with lots of birds in Ireland who don't have one?

>>212197292
Thanks for reminder to get the new Jared Taylor racist podcast on.

just assuming that when I start toiling the routine will snap me out of whatever freak state I'm in

Have a week off toil at the end of July. Should I do this roadtrip? Feel like I haven't seen enough of these islands.

Still 'aven't been done for the 'ony content

>>212197349
you cant do a uk roadtrip and just not go to wales

>>212197314
I looked it up, it's apparently where the face features all mix together and is more prounounced with girls who have foetal alcohol syndrome

So basically, Canslad is attracted to girls who were the daughters of alcoholics
That makes sesne

>>212197349
looks good lad
let me know when you're in Wales for a drink x

some of you are alright, don't come to /brit/ tomorrow

>>212197349
All that in a week isnt seeing anything

>>212197349
Don't fucking do a road trip in Ireland as well as the UK, lad.
Ireland as in both north and south. Do it seperately. It's like 6 hours at least from Belfast to Cork driving

>>212197349
No... that route is fucking terrible. Is that m40 into m6? Do NC500 or a Scottish trip to start. You can spend a week there very easily and not run out of kino. It's peak British kino up there.

That route is shite and goes on boring busy roads through shitty urban areas.

>>212197293
just 2 more months

>>212197349
Come to Derry home of the hit TV sitcom "Derry Girls"

>>212197349
thats quite a nice little route except the london-edingburgh, but you cant avoid it. If you're not just gonna send that drive in a day but want to take your time you'd be better off going up the East Coast/A1 imo

>>212197425
*Londonderry

>>212197400
Piss off

car insurance was £1980 last year, renewal quote is 770 this year

uswitch offering 470 with another insurer so I shall be going with them

>>212197436
Derry/Londonderry is the more 'PC' way to refer to it
For Cansland, I say Derry to piss of the British people and Londonderry to piss of the Irish

>>212197425
its actually spelled Londonderry
just so you know for next time

>uganda mong is back
Haven't seen him in years

>>212197436
>>212197436
>>212197448
my nan's 1/16th irish and she says nobody calls it that

all the shops are named after the owner in ireland

>>212197439
English have colonised scotland

>>212197432
uganda be fucking my arse

>>212197463
Your nan's a filthy taig

Gets the bbw lesbian porn on

>>212197468
Raheeds cash and carry

>>212197468
protestants go to tesco and catholics go to supervalu over there or so ive been led to believe

>>212197480
you are irish diaspora

>>212197370
Haha it's all totally logical.
I think it's time for whiskylad to get out of bed and make a cup of tea

>>212197425
https://youtu.be/xfMPexvi9CQ?si=9FTMJfLMZ8lOmxoX

>>212197484
This is a Derry Girls reference isn't it

>>212197484
imagine the reek of tuna melts

>>212197509
that chubby lesbian one could get it

>>212197492
*jams a dolma down your throat*

betting a fiver on the special interests starting up soon

Might try to play that Skyrim game

>>212197442
mine is a grand with 6 points
going to 3 points this year

>>212197546
the fuckable dragons mod is an essential

>>212197543
what?

nobody cares more about cars than bradford pakistanis

>>212197442
270 for me, down from 500
No idea what insuranceberg is playing at

>>212197569
for me it's the horse pussy mod

went back to tears of the kingdom after 2 years and can't remember any of the controls

>>212197600
press space to jump

>>212197569
>>212197594
I tried it a few times and never got into it
For me, from what I've seen I'd want the rapable Lydia mod as in she has the option to rape other female NPCs with her sword with realistic gore physics to the vagina

I'm that kinda lad, you see

imagine having to write these documents
https://armypubs.army.mil/ProductMaps/PubForm/FM.aspx
must be the most tedious, time consuming task around

>>212197629
Literal GCHQ IP logger.

burst a tyre yesterday. lorry forced me into the ditch. havent put a spare on in 6 years took me 45 minutes to put on. 60 for a new one.

It's almost July, halfway through the year. These were Ruby's goals:

As far as I can remember, she's:
>curated a mouse house
>is (re?)writing her novel
>visited Jade in Brighton
>saw Anna (is that the Swiss girl?)

So still lots to look forward to this year:
>her short film
>her article
>her audiobook
>getting her license
>her miniature attic!
>her review of Pericles! ("probably mah favorite Jacobean play")

Wow, ambitious goals. Her 2025 bleeping bingo card is my weekend to-do list... grow up, Rubbish.

>>212197585
cared enough to blog about it

upon inspection of the uswitch insurance offers the ones that are several hundred pounds cheaper are all black box policies. Fuck that man I want to continue my speeding (when safe to do so) and harsh acceleration and breaking when required.

the ones that are normal policies are all in the £700 range so it looks like I'll just be staying with my current insurer and paying them the £770 they've asked for. I was a fool to have doubted them.

>>212197554
nice lad. Managed to narrowly avoid several accidents this year myself, dread to think what it would be otherwise.

>>212197591
corr that's low. Proper middle-aged man, responsible driver tier pricing that. Hope to achieve it one day myself.

omds blud is still going on about that balding youtube girl

>>212197442
was 700 for me last year, 500 this year

what's your insurance if you're a brand new driver and get into an obscene crash instantly

NOOOOOO
DON'T SUCK MY COOOOOOOCK

I heard that your penis is the same length as your ass crack, is this true?

>>212197695
license gets revoked and you have to pass your test again. thats why some people like to fuck with green-P plate drivers

>>212197695
well for perspective last year when I passed and got insured on my 1.2 litter hatchback the lowest I could get was £2,000 and that was with both parents added on. Some insurers were quoting like £8,000 lmao

so I wanna say if you have an accident first year you're looking at somewhere between £5,000 - £10,000 for a year's insurance

>>212197728
go back to /tv/ retard

>>212197734
er I think you only lose your licence if you get done using the phone or drink driving in your first year

>>212197695
Some twerp I knew drove like a cunt and crashed 3 cars before 20. 6500 was what he paid. Absolute fool.

>>212197754
>brits cant use their phone in the car
lmao, you can't be serious

pulling the legs off live dogs

>>212197736
if you quit driving for a few years since you couldn't pay the insurance does it naturally go down despite not driving?

>have the toil off for early september, first week or two, not sure if I'll do a full two weeks
>no idea where the fuck to go

Lads, I don't do holidays but I want one for some reason

>>212197781
you're allowed to use handsfree but that's it

personally I have never used my phone in the car but I see people doing it all the time

>>212197794
yes and once you're over 25 it should go down a lot

>>212197734
>license
FOY

i am a pathetic little goy and exist to serve israeli queens '

>>212197794
Probably not.

Generally speaking it's worth assuming that the actuaries that come up with the mathematics behind the calculations are able to factor in whether something makes you more or less likely to claim. Most people would probably agree that takinga 10 year break from driving is going to make an accident in the 11th year more likely for that person than for someone who has been on the roads those last 10 years. And so they'll find a way to reflect that in the quotes you get.

Even if they didn't actively penalise you for not having driven, you would still in effect be penalised in the sense that your quote would be much higher than what it would be if you could provide X years NCB, from X years of driving without claiming.

you're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak

>>212197909
This was what we were saying to Diego 24 hours ago after his bizarre attack on God

Fancy something from the deli, lads
What to go

>>212197958
some sort of sliced, cured meats perhaps

keeping myself out of the way

drinking drano like its faygo

quiet thread

all the normal posters doubtless still in bed or waking up in their tents at music festivals after a night of revelry and shagging and enjoying their youth under the summer sun

watching ABC news to see whats up with the kangaroos and koalas

>>212198000
Got a cup of tea myself lad.
Was rather partial to brasso as a young lad tho

you should only stroke your willy twice a week maximum

>>212198040
if only I had such self control

>>212198040
Stroked mine 4 times yesterday. Definitely not gonna make it lad.

my dead dad is still on my insurance (he makes it cheaper)

Nothing better to start the day than desperately sucking the burnt tasting remnants of a candy floss cream sugar cloud ice vape and downing a room temperature half empty flat can of energy drink that's been on the side all night.
Yes sir, rise and grind.

reading about the assassination of julius caesar this brutus fellow gets a bad rap but he wasnt really that much of a bad guy

>>212198088
might inform the local constabulary about this insurance fraud

>>212198088
Good dad that. Looking out for you even after death

>>212198088
Makes sense. He's probably never going to crash it

>>212198014
timmy waking up in his own vomit
cronem pushing two katies away, looking for his lighter to chief clickum

>>212198088
sorry to hear about your dad's passing

yeah my parents are named on mine too despite them living miles away and having no prospect of ever driving this car, yet it brings the price down by several hundred pounds. Doesn't make sense.

chatgpt needs to hurry tf up with my abstract painting rapelad image

Now that I think about it, a bit of a naptoil instead of the deli visit might be a bit better but concerned I might sleep all day, you see and I dislike alarm clocks

elite niggas

>>212198102
Woke up to my dad texting me after a night of boozing, asking if I'd help build a concrete pillar to hang a gate. I've got a cold too so I told him I'm still ill.
Drank the last of a stale tin of orange Fanta. Then grabbed an irn bru, now on the tea

used to work for an insurance company handling motor claims and sometimes you'd get a call related to an accident where someone died. Not always the policyholder but sometimes a passenger or a third party. It was grim speaking to some lad's parents in relation to an accident in which their son died or some such

also I remember another call speaking to a nice middle aged woman and I was reading through her file and saw that she had both her dogs in her car at the time of the accident and one of her dogs was in the boot and died when another car rear ended her. Horrible.

leftypol and rorke unite to enjoy this

yer ferther wud be proud

>>212198233
evil big boobed bitch

genuinely so bless when mumberg goes on holiday cos man can bun bare zoots

Simpsons on channel 4 lads. Get in.

>>212198233
i will fight for khazar milkers

>>212198233
big fat wet chebs

>>212198270
you're not wrong

dont like sinister bradley gimmick its evil

>>212198233
Latvian's are bigger, White and she's not a fat fucking pig like this thing

We already know from her home wrecking that she has a strange dependency on male validation and will cross any boundary for it.

I thought this picture was especially weird. She’s a woman holding hands in what’s meant to be so ~ uwu cutesy ~ with a male coworker, who is much older than her and probably married.

Also, the whole concept of grabbing this man’s hand, taking her phone out and angling it to make sure she gets a nice shot, then posting it, is so performative

She acts like this with the director of Wicked, Jon M Chu too. I mean, in what world is it acceptable to state on social media “I love you” numerous times towards your married male boss? Weird

>>212198177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVw6lk172CM

>>212198262
please post more abby webms

why do people act like lobster is some classy meal, literally tastes like shit

catberg has been an absolute git all morning

erm what about large breasted women who aren't jewish did you ever consider that once in your miserable little life huh rorke

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750912626237013.mp4

>>212198228
Ever get any pure chancers trying to make coin?
I'm assuming you can see the people's record and past claims etc.

>>212198324
i'd mold her clay if you know what i mean

>>212198313
lobster is very easy to overcook, you've probably never had it done properly

>>212198324
fucking retarded clay noncing bitch

hello lovely darlings

posted it again gay award

>>212198349
yes i have
be quiet

u
,m

>>212198298
Ariana Grande gets a pass from me for being mentally insane / anorexic / whatever else is wrong with her

after manchester it makes sense. If anything it would be weird if she wasn't completely insane now.

>>212198324
needs arresting immediately

>>212198324
jewish women rule the world

>>212198356
ahahaha his ear looks like a bum

>>212198375
Lad, this is making want to get the cans at 11am

aff tae beach

>>212198313
Never been a fan myself and agree the taste isn't great and hassle of actually shelling and eating it.
Literally insects of the sea

>>212198356
Who took this picture?

today I do not toil

LORD have mercy

>>212198356
timmy's hobby

>>212198507
not teh sexy in the slighest

>>212198443
>>212198507
>>212198386
grow the fuck up

>>212198313
they used to serve it daily to prison inmates because it's so dire but big lobster convinced people it's nice

>using chatgpt to compare calories between the healthy roll and my usual unhealthy shite order from the deli
>difference of about 1200 calories

I think I understand how Canslad got to be known as Fatfucklad
Shall be getting the BIG roll, with the BIG fillings and er, I suppose the cans of the BIG energy drinks because I'm a bit tired

Anyone want anything? No, I'm not kidnapping the 4'8 Spanish girl. I tried already

>>212198329
yeah every day. It's exactly the people you expect as well: brown people and gypsies.

3-door 2009 plate hatchback with 5 people in it, all romanian, rear-ended at 3mph and they all have neck pain, as diagnosed by Dr Mohammed Brownoid who specialises in soft tissue injury following motor accidents. Also Dr Brownoid's brother Javinder Brownoid owns the Claims Management Company handling all 5 of the personal injury (and loss of earnings) claims for the occupants. Naturally the driver of the 2009 plate Ford Ka that was written off has been furnished with a '75 plate BMW 5-series for 6 weeks charged at the maximum credit hire rate of £150/day as defined by the GTA, while the Ford Ka sits in a locked yard (owned by Javinder's cousin) with engineers unable to access it to write it off and get it moved on

>>212198517
why is your willy twitching then

new little man photo

>>212198558
>e
whas

well do ya, do ya, do ya wanna?
well do ya, do ya, do ya wanna?
well do ya, do ya, do ya wanna,
wanna go,
where i did a wet poo before?

>>212198557
don't get it

Fellas is it gay to masturbate

>>212198557
>AFS Lip
>Massive chebs
>White
Based as fuck. I would get her drunk and fall asleep on those chebs

>>212198572
Who doesn't need sun block?

>>212198577
shes 12

>>212198582
yeah but why would the company want people stealing it that would hurt their profits

well poo ya, poo ya out me bummer

just done some incest in crusader kings

>>212198602
That's nice, lad
I'm Canslad and I want to do things to her that are not sexual

I tripped in France.
Eiffel over

>>212198630
did this a lot trying to get the inbred achievement

>>212198617
am i tripping or you have a tall ass phone cute cart btw

>>212198548
Haha what a load of shite.
I'm guessing you left that job, it would be soul crushing having to deal with scum like that day in, day out.

Bit mad that you could go out right now and bum a 16 year old lad in his bedroom

>>212198617
still as depressed as ever, like every day is a living hell

>>212198668
curous how rorke wants to shag 16 year olds but freaks out when gays do it

>>212198638
that achievement has been broken for a few updates now

>>212198689
Women develop earlier than men. There are lots of 16 year olds who haven't even grown their first pube yet

>>212198707
Lad, your mum was lying to you
You were and still are a freak

mad how at 25 I have yet to sprout a single chest hair
meanwhile my back is like a vietnamese swamp

>>212198717
Banished that fools soul to the shadow realm

>>212198393
That's a sign
I'm off to get the roll, I suppose and then out in a few more hours to get the BIG cans

>>212198717
Not really though

>>212198758
corr go on lad
just got back from sainsburys with the cans for later myself

>>212198652
Samsung Galaxy S25+

im walking to subway to get three (1,2,3) cookies lads.

horrid outside today, grim, hot, sweaty, cloudy and no wind

any k-pop man in

>>212198783
>first intercourse
>9
erm

>>212198783
So we've clarified, lad
It's not normal to have no pubs past the age of 13 and your mum lied to you and you were and always be a freak

>>212198784
Don't like getting the cans early since I can't get the chips then
Something about getting the cans and the chips at the same time makes it all the better

>>212198812
Wouldn't be as grim if you stayed the fuck inside now, would it, lad?

just remembered i haven't been to a chippy in years, reckon it might be on the cards today

>>212198535
What are you gay or sum?

Cheese toasties for lunch boys, I'm thinking one regular cheese/ jalapeno and the other can be half and half charcoal cheddar and masala red leister, maybe put some jalapenos in the charcoal

>>212198656
Yeah I'm no longer there. Paid OK, a liveable wage, but soul crushing as you say.

Even the non-fraudulent claims were bad enough. Talking to foaming boomers, foreigners with no manners and absolute cunts all day long, whining about the fallout and inconvenience from motor accidents that they had often caused themselves. Some people had legitimate gripes and I didn't mind helping them but you'd speak to some people who were down right unpleasant and entitled. Same as any job where you interact with the public I suppose.

WATCHing franz ferdinand at glasto yday theyre fucking shit when they arent playing their 5 good songs from their first album

>>212198825
Its so expensive these days you'll probably need it on finance. Large cod on its own will be a tenner easily

>>212198851
this applies to almost every artist

True though init

listening to belgian house and eating quavers

>>212198783
some people have their first intercourse later than that right?
...right?

>>212198855
you what you fucking what
back in my day it was £1 fish £1 fish
*starts doing an indian head dance*

>>212198810
might as well get yourself a sub while there

used to get a footlong hearty italian meatball marinara cheese and toasted with black olives and jalapenos. Not had one in years tho

so come and dance with me mikey

>>212198851
yeah I started watching them but gave up for the reasons outlined

switched to Wet Leg because their lead singer looked hot in the thumbnail. She is very hot but seems like a cunt so I stoppped watching them too. Very nice tummy and arse on her though.

get the WMAF porn beaming to the screens of Korean and Japanese women

>>212198881
subway is grimmers, never understood why anyone pays their extortionate prices would rather eat tesco meal deal slop for a third of the price

>live music
yeah I love to listen to awkward and protracted versions of songs I like with poor sound mixing, so much better

>>212198911
What this lad said, lad
>>212198881

Fucking shite and isn't even considered bread here

>>212198929
>OAP fish and chips

>>212198929
£1.80 for a poo what a rip off

do u think Saudi Arabia put a listening device in that jet they gave trump

l am on 1200 quid pip a month and I live with my parents rent free.

>>212198707
so youre jealous the gays get prime bussy

It's honestly insane how much the British gaylite hate Russia. Completely deranged golems owned by those who fled pogroms (which were Aryan justice against juden).

Signing up

>>212198838
Yeah people are animals, never get into public facing work. I did a year in r NHS as an admin assistant/secretary for the metal health department. Absolutely fucking dire. Worked in Tesco too but luckily I mostly did Nightshift while the shop was shut.
My dad worked in a BT call centre and he said it was the worst job he has ever had

>>212198911
grow up

some of you here are potential sex offenders

>>212198982
Didn't say that directly now did I?

love my A/C unit the planet can get fucked I need to be cool

I just got back from the post office. I was there since 8

>>212198825
>>212198855
Sad to see the chippy losing the high street battle to the chicken shop. I can get a fried chicken sandwich at no less than six places within walking distance of me, but there's only one chippy (and it's hideously expensive). Used to have fish and chips all the time as a kid and I think the concept has been killed off now. Another sign that Great Britain is becoming the YooKay.

>>212199007
bound to be at least one brit poster on the sex offenders register

i just can't even think what i want
constantly fucking things up

Dang Cody crank up the AC I'm sweating my nuts off!

>>212199037
10 years in the post office, some queue

I get £5000 pip a month

>>212198929
Why do fucking boomers get discounts they are rich as fuck
My parents have over a million in the bank and they get to ride the bus for free, it's insanity
meanwhile hardworking 30something blokes get FUCKED left right and centre by the state, fed up of it

>>212199065
so you're paying for the /brit/ cruise this year?

how about chippers stop charging £20 for fish and chips that probably costs them no more than a 5er to buy and fry

creg

portillo, fading fast

>>212199043
'ggers don't eat fish.

>>212199075
cool it with the anti-semitism

if anything boomers and the elderly need more money. They need to be able to keep their homes at 30C in the winter with the windows open.

>>212198557
I'm so tired

Used to see people queuing out the door at the chipper on a friday evening, alas no more. It's KFC on deliveroo now.

>>212199043
visit my local chipper at least once a week and never seen a non-white in there

sir chipshop harmer

The raped

>>212199114
And domino oh ohs

https://blogs.lse.ac.uk/politicsandpolicy/care-conscription-as-a-progressive-answer-to-the-belonging-question/


>Every citizen between the ages of (say) 18 and 25 would be required to serve as a carer for a period sufficiently long to count as sacrificial (anything between 12 and 24 months should do).
>The service should probably include care not only for the elderly but also the sick, the disabled, children, animals, and the environment

lmao
absolute dystopia
the weak and ill constituted must perish

might get into gold

Japanese Art University

been into gold for 7 minutes me

>>212199153
and everyone who serves gets a badge that says 'I served'
But it's not a badge
It's a facemask

i meant golf

might make AI songs and put them on tiktok with AI generated videos reckon zoomers would love that

I've always dreamed of opening a fish and chip shop

>>212199153
it is mad we just dont allow old people to die, there simply shouldn't be a state pension at all. have children, dont have children? save and invest to prepar for your old age. the insanity the west is doing to pander to pensioners is legit evil.

>>212198933
Some artists are arguably better live. John Maus for example https://youtu.be/u6q2CHFkyI8

Stinging nettleberg done a number on me. All i was trying to do was pull him up by the roots

Want to open a little cafe that sells exclusively tinned fish and crackers. World isn't ready for it I suppose.

Need umposter chained up naked with a dildo going in and out their arse for all eternity

>>212199193
Be sure to add AI narration and also AI subtitles that glitch out

>>212199240
ummyberg

>>212199240
Boomers like them more, just make them about refugees coming over on the boats

was wanking to a tranny there whos cock was so big she was able to give herself a tit job

>>212199235
what would you call it

Love browsing /x/ just to see what the schizos are up to
>>40612589

Little zoomer fella clapping like a seal at his iPad watching AI tiktok shorts

>>212199223
imagine getting btfo by nettles kek

>>212199235
you'd have made a killing 2,000 years ago setting up stall right next to jesus punting his 1/4000th of a piece of bread and fish

>>212199281
McMackerels

>>212199214
My great-auntie is 92 and in a carehome at the moment costing five grand a month. She's completely finished unfortunately, has no livelihood at all to speak of, barely knows you are there, she exists to just be cared for. But (and this sounds a bit weird to say about a relative) she just won't die. It's been a year and a half of this now, almost 100k of care and basically her house is now owned by the carehome owners. Her husband died in 2023 and she's just been waiting to shuffle off too. I'd rather she die at home rather than just sit all day in a smelly deanofort with a load of other people just waiting to conk staffed almost exclusively by boriswavers. Pains me to talk about it this way but it really is the truth.

>>212199284
>le schizos
>implying /brit/ isnt full of inane replies like /x/

omdss

>>212199325
corrr love a mackers me

took a big chance at the highschool dance

>>212199235
went to one of these in lisbon so i did

made a very risky post last night so half-expecting the coppers to knock at my door and arrest me for online bullying

>>212199330
would you look after her for 5k a month?

>>212199332
/brit/ is nothing like /x/

*pozloads your neghole*

>>212199354
GCHQberg

>>212199366
see >>212199375

>>212197198
End your life

>>212199400
yeah thats nothing like /x/ lol
you must be new

Still playing on PS4 me
Is the upgrade any good now the prices have fallen?

>>212199421
nah wait for ps6

>>212199330
60k a year for a care home is not usual.

>>212199438
it's a retirement community

>>212199438
That's actually quite common, the upper end of normal

>>212199450
>>212199450
>>212199450

business idea: padded prison cells for old people instead of care homes

>>212199471
towel as old as time

>>212199430
Been five years since PS5 dropped, bloody hell
Maybe I should wait. I was only gonna get one for GTA 6.

>>212198902
yeah i watched some wet leg i like that one song of theirs
that bird is already cringe at like 31 or whatever dressed like that dancing like the only one on mandy, gonna be grim as that progresses on and they stop making good songs