Prev >>212194470
I don’t know what this is but FK requested it edition

Least robotic looking asian.

>>212198206 (OP)
Second for the noble Iroquois Confederacy

doing a poo

>>212198296
poo smells

>you will never be keanu reeves getting raped by ana de armas
why even live

I'm such an ugly chinlet it's unreal
The rearmost point of my eye lines up with the tip of my jaw
It's joever

anybody watched the latest squid game

>>212198309
poo funny

>>212198423
it really is

>>212198366
Anglo-Teutonic here

I have been using avgn videos as a sleep aid for the past week and it's been working good.

>>212198497
I generally don’t do it on purpose, but sometimes I do find myself absentmindedly turning on extremely boring videos, getting sleepy, and then going to bed at times when I really ought to get to bed anyway. The sort of shit where you’re one minute into a ten minute video, and it already feels like it’s been on for an hour

high af at 5am

Thinking about impersonating a schizo and see if anybody notices.

>>212198661
Slippery slope from ironic schizophrenia to actual schizophrenia

>>212198735
True

>>212198206 (OP)
BASED
it’s the CEO of Temu


https://files.catbox.moe/c0q9hl.mp4

>>212198894
I fucking hate those stupid ads.

I stepped on an used hypodermic needle at the beach.
Who do i sue?

>>212198955
whoever’s responsible for maintaining the beach for negligence

latinas owe me sex

I need to make a sunburn peeling asmr video. It sounds so weird

>>212199054
>mexican rogue
sexoooooo

>>212199221

>>212198206 (OP)
Why do chinese pipo try so hard to look korean

>>212199900
>roguelike
>deck builder
>survival and crafting
Cant' stand how every other game is one of those.

good morning

>>212199450
Exceptionally grim OP pic right here.

BRING THAT SHIT IN NIGGA COCK THAT BACK

I remember my second year of college, I would buy a red dragon reign energy drink at the store and then come home and watch one episode of dragon ball. That was the only thing I enjoyed every day

>>212200477
hope you're happier now fren

>>212200508
Thanks, I am.
I later discovered that each can of that drink contained 300mg of caffeine, and I was basically giving myself a caffeine-induced anxiety disorder

*casts protection spell for duration of thread*

>>212198894
Why are Europeans so obsessed with the cheapest chinese garbage they can find?

https://youtu.be/mfqKjFhN6QI

>>212200338
how new r u

GM, doing my gacha dailies

>>212200873
Surely that’s a European phenomenon

>find a niche, delightful blog written by an 88 year old professor who is something of a legend in his field
>the few comments on the blog posts are dominated by hateful and disrespectful indians
>he is bewildered by these comments and feels the need to respond to them in subsequent blog posts
I fucking hate the modern internet

going to wash the dishes and then read high school history books

*mogs fk*

>>212201879
Only Sydney is of interest here

>>212201905
Um wow rayciss

Sydney’s Weenie

I got five on it

This bike FUCKS. Tempted to scrounge up 6k in cash but I'm not really a sport bike guy

He real for that?

>>212201879
who is the one on the left?

>>212202240
Isn’t that Shartdashian

Just had to solve one of those never ending disappearing captchas that takes 5 seconds per tile to fade away for some website
Forgot how awful that shit was when 4chan still used it :—D

>>212202468
So true. Can’t believe I put up with tbqh. 4chan must be pretty addictive.

hello

Today I am going to take a shower
maybe

penis

i'm reading about the end of the roman empire

drinking covfefe

>>212203636
yo también

>>212203696
wat now?

>>212203539
I'm reading about the conflict between christianity and paganism in the 4th century roman empire

>>212203729
Uh me as well. I am also drinking covfefe that I made with my french press

>>212203539
I’m trying to figure out why the Dubai royal family makes their nanny Mama Noora wear a fake moustache

>>212203802
Found the answer. It’s the Gulf Arab equivalent of a burka worn by married women, and it’s made to look like a moustache on purpose to make it seem like their tribes have more men to distant observers, presumably to scare off potential rivals from engaging them in battle.

i got this giant hair sticking out of my nose. i sware it grows back every single morning

parents are taking me to the mall. shall appear inconspicuous

>>212203539
What book?

Do not copy me.

>>212204510
01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01101111 01100110 01100110

I’m no Buffalo Bill Cody that’s for sure

>>212204007
that's stupid

every day I look for a specific person here and every day I am disappointed to only be met with 1 or 2 of this person's posts. post more cunt.

>>212204479
a high school textbook

Just started a minecraft world. Added the "create" mod so I can build a train.

My new schedule at work sucks. My days off are Wed and thurs, but I get off on Wed at 6am and have to go back Fri at 6am

thoughts on bringing home a twink for sex?

>>212205727
depends if living with parents

Maya is playing rn

>>212205947
Not with my dick sadly

do christians, muslims and jews all worship the same god?

iJustine

>>212206029
No
Christians believe in the real god

im getting a pimple on my

>>212206100
Left ear canal

>>212205149
One of the churches I work for replaced me with an intern for like a month and a half without notifying either the intern or me

Who's alls going to the Hukilau? I need to know how many BBQ pigs to order

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iVAd5EBR8Us

>>212206029
Yes but that doesn't really mean anything

>I've been in this town so long that back in the city
>I've been taken for lost and gone
>And unknown for a long long time

Based

Ma’am are you a prostitute

You ever drive past a place that rejected your job application and seethe a little

>>212205727
Did it once since I live alone usually

reading about life in the early medievals

>>212206531
they were on some fuck shit fr fr

What if we were carp

>>212206556
I would be a koi

Up until the 1960s, this is how women would find a mate until feminists gaslit men into raping women

>>212206556
Sht would be wild asl

>>212206556
What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger in the bus
Tryna make his way home

twice the cup was passed. there cant be a third.

What if God was one of us
Just a slob like one of us
Just a coomer jacking off
Tryna bust on Asian soles

>>212206767
It's going to be alright?

>fk finds this unnattractive

>>212206913
She has such an ugly face

>>212206844
We is all in the matrix

Nice one.

life is very shit and boring

slept like 9 hours and now i have a headache

Rate my minecraft spawn and starting loot.

>>212204007
That entire region of the world is retarded

>>212206650
I used to grapple with girls a lot in high school. I was in a coed martial arts class you could take instead of the normal PE, it was pretty dope. Never knew why they wanted to grapple with me, they'd lose instantly

2 cheeseburgers and a pound of macaroni salad along with half a bottle of liquor

I have never felt so much poo building up in my body before

educated black dudes who got out of the hood are very funny cause you’ll meet them and they act like any other black person like “ayo wassup brotha” but then say “yeah i’m the Director of Operations and Security at x place” and actually be knowledgeable on the subject

>>212207288
>and actually be knowledgeable on the subject
this part's kind of a crapshoot
depends on if they benefitted from dei

>>212207194
nice skin samantha. what modpack

>>212207353
I use my own custom modpack.

Got way too drunk again award

>>212207194
>>212207441
>>212207353
Why does this sexually arouse you

Maya won btw

I am unemployed

>>212207732
You should get a job

>>212207732
Me too dude

>>212207732
Momberg already bitched to me about this :/

>>212207345
yeah i meant like legitimately educated guys
i had this dude at my high school who grew up in the hood, lost his brother to gang violence, didnt know his dad, but ended up getting a 4.2 GPA, played varsity on the football, basketball, and rugby teams, and went to Columbia to study business. guy got a perfect ACT score and is now like a high ranking chemist at a huge nuclear energy facility

they baked a baby in an oven...

>>212207468
I'm nearly 8 weeks sober

>>212208006
study business and chemistry* dude got a dual degree but did the business degree for fun

fed catberg award

Livvy Dunne is good follow on snapchat
She's not afraid to show her ass and give glimpses of Paul Skenes

>>212207687
She cute

>>212208031
Nice man keep it going!

might go for a hike desu.

Copious amounts of vaginal discharge

rather have
>a virgin wife who looks, acts, and talks like a stupid bimbo (but is pretty) and has a total IQ of 80, OR
>a very funny, best friend-tier cute girl who is genuinely smart and shares lots of your interests but has 5 bodies?
neither of them will ever cheat on or lie to you btw

i rather have my catberg live forever

it's a 12 minute drive, or an hour and a half bus ride. but there's very little parking, so the lot might be full.

>>212208676
obviously the second

Ohwhoa boys, I’m hanging on by a thread! Here I go! Watch me fly!

my minecraft account was made in 2011

>>212208676
I can't tell if people are genuinely concerned about virginity or if it's just a funny schtick

>>212208676
first, but Ik that's not real, but a man can dream...

holy mackel da police am heah

>>212208859
that was part of the reason i asked, i’ve dated virgins and non-virgins and it’s never been any different.

would you still love me if i was brown

you jits finna get slimed

I think I’m having an “adult breakdown” hahaha. You know when they die. When they die and there’s nothing? It’s nothing. I’m stuffing my gob with corn and I’m pawing at my own face. My hair is long cascading down my body. I have no identity. I have no image. Hello, clay puppet, become me. Death is mine. I do not exist. Infinity is hollow.

>>212209162
cool deal man

>>212209210
i am become cum

why’d the rick and morty guy get in trouble again? i was happy when he got cancelled but i remember it was something retarded

Hard to imagine a lifetime more of living like this
No one ever warned me life would be so long

>>212209244
he was harassing women at work

>>212209210
thank you brother I love you

I know a thing or two about a thing or two

I love day drinking

Real chuds listen to the estonian composer Arvo Part
https://youtu.be/-GT-5rLBlyk

Bathing suit from last year finally fits

>>212209375
Let’s see that swimsuit! Post your cutie little booty, anon.

>>212209375
>>212209413

fag

>>212209274
yeah but how?

if any of you are women i just want to let you know that i'm single

my tummy is fat and toned but still soft

>>212209329
which i could fucking do that right now
173 days sober
fuck the police

I was just following orders

>>212209546
Hope on deliverance

>>212209521
he would fart in their faces

>>212209546
welcome back

>>212209274
thats been debunked

I look like this

>>212209537
Post your cute tummy anon.

i'm diabolical

love that fresh clean feeling immediately after brushing/flossing/mouthwash

>>212209638
me

Funniest gag I saw in Duck Tales, they were in a tropical island with natives and a native threw a net over them and Launchpad goes, "A net! And I don't mean Funicello"

Mommy please make my fingernails go away. Please bite off my fingernails Mommy. Chew my fingers until they’re bleeding Mommy.

really enjoy the op for this general >>212209647 and I want to tell them but not be an interloper so I'll just say it here

>>212209546
day drinking in the France

Watching Border Patrol Australia again
Why the FUCK do these Chinese motherfuckers always have the most bizarre fucking shit in their luggage

Debussy was pretty dope

>>212209375
I had a really nice pair of trunks years ago that my ex wife got me, but I couldn't wear them anywhere because they outlined my large dong and it didn't seem appropriate for public places

>>212210182
having a big dick sounds like a pain. I totally get you
t. small pecker haver

>>212209638
I don't look like that but I say that

>>212209800
same but i dont use mouthwash

you have to laugh at yourself

>>212210287
Well, she got them for me for a reason. Pretty sure that's why I lost them in fact, the gf I got later probably threw them out

>>212210357
It's good advice

>>212209800
it's more like a chemical feeling. i hate it

>>212210291

>>212210475
Nice. Where'd you take that one

hiking.

going to eat some pasta and then play vidya while i listen to some podcast

I bullied terrone so hard by calling him a boring faggot with no personality i think I made him stop posting

>>212210502
india

that preppy cheerleader? whore
that quiet girl in the back of the class? giant whore
that random girl who sat next to you on the bus? total whore
the lunch lady? whore with whore daughters
the cute cashier? you guessed it, whore

I voted for Obama because I wanted to be apart of history

I voted neither for Trump nor for Kamala because I did not want blood on my hands

>>212210562

>>212210615
Drumpf would almost certainly kill less people than the Hindu lady
Trump's been disappointing but it would take a lot for me to say I regret my vote for him

>>212210617

>>212210357
Nothing funny about my life

I didn't vote for either Trump or Kamala bc I was living outside the US, and I couldn't be fucked to do the mail-in registration. I just lied to my acquaintances about voting bc they're all redditors obsessed with American politics

>>212210357
it's pretty funny how much of a gigantic loser i am

>>212210714
Spineless weenie

The breakfast.

>>212210755
man I used to eat frozen nuggets all the time. they are not good for you tho

>>212210755
imagine eating this good

>>212210778
>not good for you
Why?

>>212210891
Surprisingly few preservatives in that ingredient list

>>212210755
tranny

>>212210891
The reason I stopped eating nuggets altogether is because its just slop. They blend all the leftovers including grinding up bones. That's why nuggets are so cheap. Look into Mcd's nuggets. Literaly fucking kikeslop

>>212210927
Its not even about preservatives, its not even fucking proper chicken

a party is being hosted at my house, and I don't think I can excuse myself from it

If I like all of her posts maybe she’ll let me hit

>>212210978
I know it's processed slop, but usually it has even worse ingredients

the dinner

>>212210927
I think they're a jewish company so they keep it healthy for the ruling class.
>>212210978
It says "breast and rib meat" right there. There's nothing wrong with eating the rest of the animal though.

all that yet Kansas is still a blueGOD state

>>212211108
I live in one of those blue spots :o

Phil Hendrie was telling a story on his podcast when he was at a racetrack back when $880 was a huge daily double, and he heard the announcer say over the PA, "Eight hunnid eighty dolla daily double, folk, that's right, eght hunnid eighty dolla daily double" and it was so alliterative he never forgot it

i LOVE teenage girls

how come pizza joints are called pizza joints?
are there any other businesses that are joints

>>212211188
Burger joint
Taco joint

>>212211188
I hear all sorts of places called joints

>>212211063
>There's nothing wrong with eating the rest of the animal though.
nigger its fucking bones and tendons. they sell the real chicken separately as breasts

>>212211188
Objects can be joints to. Say you're choosing a lolipop at the candy store "lemme get one of those purple joints"

But this is very urban

>>212211261
> bones and tendons
So what? It still has nutritional value. What you SHOULD be worried about isn't the bones and tendon but all the preservatives, fat and sodium in those nuggets

>>212211162
Just say you're an ephebophile and shut the hell up

>>212211261
You're a crazy person.

>>212211328
you are a retarded nigger

>>212211310
you are right anon, but I hate the fact that its bones more than the fact that it has preservatives. At least I expect preservatives, I never expected ground up bones to be there

>>212211328
Why is she bent over like that? Is she about to shit down those stairsm

I wanna ROCK with you
(All niiiiiight)

>>212211386
>never expected ground up bones to be there

You didn't even know it had bones till you read about it, so it's obviously not noticable. Bones are good for you anyway. The marrow is a good source of collagen, glycine, glucosamine, and various vitamins and minerals. People have been eating bones since caveman times, you only think it's weird cuz you're a domesticated city slicker

When an ingredient list says “chicken breast and rib meat,” it refers to the specific parts of the chicken used in the product:
• Chicken breast: the lean, white meat from the front of the chicken. It’s commonly used because it’s mild in flavor and low in fat.
• Rib meat: this is the meat that lies just adjacent to the breast, along the rib bones. It’s still considered white meat, though it can be slightly darker and more tender than the central breast meat.

So when a label says “chicken breast and rib meat,” it typically means the product is made from both the main part of the breast and some of the meat that comes off when the breast is removed from the bone — not that it contains ribs or bone, just the meat near them.

This wording is mostly used for labeling transparency and often appears on things like chicken nuggets, strips, or deli meats.

>>212211499
shut up liver king and take your meds

>>212211568
Liver king is in jail

not to go liverking on you jits, but the exclusive consumption of muscle meat over organ meat is a very recent phenomenon. Organ meats contain many beneficial nutrients that are lacking in the modern diet. Ray Peat speaks about this. One of the benefits of organ meats can be gained by eating gelatin regularly, as organ meats and connective tissue tend to be high in collagen

I'm healthier than most people and have a better physique than most people but still no gf

>>212211718
how old are you?

Ain’t nobody done asked none like dat doe

>>212211810
old enough

Rustled jimmies, black fatigue, and box are all memes that should have had a lot more longevity than they did

>>212211815
I dont like eating organs you silly boomer. I take multivitamins and call it a night

>>212211799
just keep doing that and you'll find one someday

>>212211718
This dude gets it

>>212211873
>Box
Npc*

Would you still fuck this girl, knowing she's 100% a slut?

Forgot to put my snap card back in my wallet so I had to pay $65 worth of groceries out of my own pocket ;_;

>>212211799
>Posts anime
Well there's your first problem. Anime is anathema to normal women

>>212211925
yes at least she's a hot slut

>>212211925
Yes
Sluts are made for sexo

>>212211948
you think he sends anime memes to women? why are boomers like this? they always try to make light of the actual issues

>>212211948
The less w*men poison my hobby the better

Didn’t watch but lol at the title and thumbnail
https://youtu.be/t-Hlipw6TaQ?si=lookatthisdude

>>212211967
Don't you think the time is approaching for you to grow up? Realize there's more to life than being a sexpest?

>>212211948
Plenty of women like anime, retard.

>>212212023
Youre not a woman, gayson

>>212212013
I only answered the question

>>212212037
No but seriously don't you think there's a certain standard for behavior for people in their 40s that you should start practicing at some point

>>212211991
Just liking anime speaks to an infantile mindset and a probable case of arrested development

>>212212064
Idk in 20 years when I hit that age maybe

>>212212081
So you're not fk? Mb

>>212212023
I said normal women

>>212212078
You need an IQ well over 150 to appreciate giant robot political theater

>>212212102
I ain’t never done said that now did I

>>212212120
LMAO
Bien dit

>>212212036
I'm >>212211799, retard
>>212212116
Anime is mainstream. Normalfags like anime.

hamburger steak for lunch (burger patty without a bun)

>>212212151
It's still niche

Normalfags like one piece or whatever not some borderline pedophile shit y’all niggas is watching

>>212212151
You’re a twink Manlet with no muscle mass and borderline mental retardation. Calling yourself healthy in any sense of the word is beyond delusional

>>212212213
Moe is cancer
Manime and giant fighting robots is what it used to be about

I have to go through a security checkpoint to enter my workplace, so it's like going through tsa every day with the same demographics of tsa employees working the place

>>212212201
It isn't.
>>212212229
I'm 5'11 and ottermode.

>reiterates being a twink manlet
Ok?

I probably eat too much cheese daily

>>212212306
Wisconsin?

5'11" is tall. I'm taller than most people.

Grow up.

There something about Vera Farmiga, Kristen Wiig, and Elizabeth Olsen, they have this very calm and peaceful look about them that's very nice, I can't describe it, it's just like calm and balanced and it's very pleasing

>>212212135
You're pathetic man

>>212212331
It’s called loving life and loving women

>>212212323
>People
*Mexicans

Fk is like that guy who graduates from high school but still goes back to hang out with his high school friends and was that cool older guy, but then he just kept hanging out with high school kids for years until it started getting weird

showering with socks on lowkey comfy af

>>212208402
Not sure if it'll be permanent but I'm fine for now

>>212212256
Same, maybe we work at the same place

>>212212256
what do you do?

How long is your commute to work?

Fk isnt really 45, he was probably like 16 when he started posting here and is like 28 or something now

>>212212438
work in a warehouse

>>212212362
Now you’re just making shit up

>>212212414

>>212212475
why tf are there security checkpoints at a warehouse? What do you store there? missiles?

>>212212439
25ish mins

Why do we call British people bongs

>>212212439
28min

police told me I'm going to jail but I told them no

>>212212541
Big Ben makes bong sounds

>>212212496
It's just a shipping center, but I think the security is primarily there to prevent disgruntled employes from bringing weapons into the place, which is a real possibility as they hire anyone with a pulse

>>212212588
Makes for a relaxed job atmosphere I’m sure

>>212212588
>which is a real possibility as they hire anyone with a pulse
THEN WHY HASNT FEDEX HIRED ME WHEN IVE SENT LIKE 10 APPLICATIONS

>>212212567
They try to make me go to rehab I say NO NO NO

Use this for the new

>>212212613
Lol this place is fedex actually. How open did you make your availability? I'm working in the early morning hours rn

>>212212496
I used to do security at a Amazon warehouse. We had checkpoints mainly to make sure employees weren't stealing the products
Employees also couldn't bring any kind of enclosed containers onto the warehouse floor. Only a see through backpack

gonna coom and then lie down for some time, then start stuyding

it's better to say something retarded than nothing at all

>>212212678
So fucking true

>>212212607
Lol at my orientation the hr lady said that bullying is a real problem there
They also had a whole video about active shooters

>>212212648
I said I'm available to work mid day or afternoon shifts, and I said I'm available every day. I really want the noon-6pm shift

>>212212662
I used to work at amazon corporate too and we had no security. I was always scared that someone's gonna get pissed off and shoot this place up

>>212212648
Are you doing load or unload? Shitty job i worked there part time during the november-january period and it was exhausting

>>212212710
>I really want the noon-6pm shift
that's like the most popular one. just start anywhere first tbf

>>212212724
unload. It's not too bad. The shifts are mercifully short

>>212212724
Did you work by yourself or a group? I worked unloading for amazon in a group and it sucked because I had to compete with guys who were obviously on drugs and the packages were heavy as shit
>>212212761
Yeah for some of the applications I said mornings are ok. Just don't really want to work nights

>>212212710
>>212212761
Why would you want to work that shift specifically? Sounds awful

>>212212800
Enough time to sleep in
Enough time for errands after and to stay up
Enough hours to pay bills
The 40 work week is hell for me, I hate it.

>>212212797
Sometimes solo but usually one or two other people in the trailer
I'm pretty strong so they hade pulling heavy shit off the belts too which was fun for an hour and then really lame

>>212212832
Early morning to early afternoon is infinitely better imo. You just have to grow up and get out of bed on time. I didn't know how prevelant of an issue this was for adults though

>>212212876
Did it feel competitive? Did the other people expect to have conversations while working? I just want to be in a trailer by myself 2bh

the end of /cum/

>>212212766
Unload is much better
Load really sucks
Smalls was fun too. Just running around all night without anything heavy

NEW
>>212212930

>>212212909
Most people didn't talk and there were a lot of hispanics so i would just tell them i couldn't understand their english until they stopped talking to me if they were chatty

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