COME DA FACK ON AND SCRAN THE SCRAN edish

Just became gay just now

dis irish nigga really do be making da worst dishes

doing a poo to the tune of early 2010’s trap

https://youtu.be/6o6VOBZRWPc?feature=shared

Said I was going to be sober this month but drank like a sailor pretty much every single day

>>212199521
She'd have a chance of a lad if she didnt' get her chebs out all the time like a common slapper

I don't cope well with rejection

soyfacing at the big black sweaty disgusting nigger's cock

>>212199554
*rejects you*

fucking he’ll Glastonbury looks shit just a bunch of old hippies

Fucking pakistani fucking cunt
>yes, please toast the roll
>it's not even warm

Next time I'll ask the japanese girl to do ti like normal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16i6i8cr4pc

do nonce hunters ever catch women?

>>212199594
Biological women pedos don’t exist

>>212199521
yeah the boobs are nice but she isn't even jewish

She's the world's #10 ranked tennis player. Say something nice about her.

>>212199521
Who's this slag

>>212199594
Nonce hunters or 'retards' only ever go after men who are usually retarded on some level
The idea being that when they are wrong and it's revealed they made up around 90% of the shite, they just bash the lad
can't really do that with women now, can you?

>>212199619
Has the strong features of a walled 40 year old woman

named my ogryn bazza haha

would someone like to get me the fish an chip?
I will eat it right now

nan telling me Sean Batty off STV weather is gay

seems like any other man to me, dunno how she has inferred that he's gay. Clearly he has an unfortunate surname but that doesn't mean he's gay

>>212199669
easily done with a trip to mcd's

>>212199521
if I want a sandwich I want it 5 minutes later not sit and wait for 2 hours while you piss about in front of a camera making haute cuisine you stupid tart

Men aren't even allowed to feel
They get destroyed

>>212199521
I am far better cook than she is

>>212199633
That's not very nice to say

>>212199708
You said say something nice, lad
So Idid

>>212199690
hmmm
no tartar sauce?

Had a nice big yummy sleep last night :3

israel is rorke's ultimate fantasy state, an ethno nationalist country that is militaristic and oppresses people for being different.

>>212199744
didn't ask

>>212199701
sounds like your parents mistreatment of you at a young age has caused your ego to go all wonky

>>212199744
didn't ask either

>>212199749
Well duh, it's because jews know what makes a country successful while pushing Christianity, liberalism, Bolshevism and internationalism on the goyim.

The jew is an agent of decomposition.

>>212199744
didn’t ask but I’m glad you told us

>>212199770
Nah my parents are fine its just being an adult dealing with rejection and expectations that is ruining me, on top of that it's other men pressuring you to have sex or you're a fucking loser, it's fucked up

sometimes I'm trying to watch the internet which means I'm trying to read something on the internet but I keep falling asleep because I took the drug to make the pain in my body stop but the drugs aren't making the pain stop so I take more and it just makes me feel ill and can't stay awake and I just want my body to stop hurting :(

Trying to build up my collection of Indian women but it's getting a little hard to find new content

if you were a policeman and you found a big bag of drug money would you not just keep the money yourself?

do any of you have sayings that you use often?

for me:
> "thats not going to work for me, brother"
> "it's been done before" (from sopranos)

>>212199809
you probably don't remember what they did or how it made you feel
many such cases
an epidemic even

Mousey ^.^ xx

>>212199764
>>212199787
>>212199808
Thanks lads it was LUSH :3 just lying in bed now pondering when to get a coffee and a nice shower

>>212199837
yeh

Just remembered that Claudia Webbe was an MP
Jesus christ

>>212199848
> "thats not going to work for me, brother"
I also use that lol

>>212198902
yeah i watched some wet leg i liked that wet dream song of theirs (i imagine i wouldn't if i had tik tok etc)
that bird is already cringe at like 31 or whatever dressed like that dancing like the only one on mandy, gonna be grim as that progresses on and they stop making good songs

yanks be like
>YIPPEEETAAAYOOOO AAH LURVE ME SUM NIGGERSH YESSIREEE YEEEHAAAA
and so on

>>212199749
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLI-sPyxq18

>starve palestinians
>they go to get food aid
>israelis shoot them 'demonstrate they are in control'

literally a country ran by psychos

>>212199857
instead of coffee can you get me a fish an chip?

212199873

This must have sounded hilarious in your head

>>212199848
Do you also say "oh you got me brother" when someone tombstone-piledrives you onto a steel chair

This part of the day is really boring I just sit around waiting till 5 so I can smoke and order a takeaway

>>212199669
Just visit your local chippy lad

>>212199690
That's fish and crisps

>>212199737
*Tartare sauce

>>212199866
who????

>>212199848
quite often when I get home from work and I'm in the kitchen making a meal I'll say out loud "I'm completely insane", replaying weird interactions that I had with my coworkers earlier in the day

also, if I am taking it further and imagining my own suicide as a result of my weirdness I'll pretend that I'm the clergyman giving the eulogy at my own funeral and I'll say out loud "I'm afraid he just went mental and died"

>>212199849
i do know because it was recent and "they" are good are deciphering even the smallest emotional things and i just struggle
i am not allowed to feel while "they" are micromanaged and seen to the nth degree

>>212199672
Get her reported for hate speech

*enters /bert/*

Why are zoomer band names so shit
>Wet Leg
>Fat Dog
>Black Country New Road
Get some better names you stupid cunts

>>212199955
kek, what was he even attempting to do there?

>>212199917
you did this yesterday, maybe change the record?

Bit early for a melty isn't it mate

What's the matter, mummy warmed up your curry wrong or something?

>>212199971
all the good names have already been taken

Why does no one like birmingham

I hate OAPs, old age parasites

>>212199932
but if he is actually gay then presumably that would have to come out during disclosure and maybe he doesn't want that (if he is indeed gay and closeted) so I doubt they'd get a conviction

Keir Starmer: reduces and cuts benefits

Rorke: IT'S DEM FO KING MOSLEMS AND PAKIS

>>212199943
can't stress enough how much these people need to feel violence

>>212199989
It's full of pakis

>>212199989
it doesnt have any redeeming factors apart from maybe its train station

>>212199989
It's a bandwagon thing

>>212200002
Yeah, benefits cut to pay for immigrants

>>212199928
Based. That's human imagination. Fuck the state.

>>212199976
I’ll do it tomorrow aswell

>>212199744
steamingtoil did a number on my sleep

>>212200001
Take justice into your own hands and snuff her out

Protect our democratic values of tolerance

>>212199919
it's 4 am and I don't have a local chippy and I have to walk miles to get to the nearest shop or restaurant and it's only mcdonald's or jack in the box :'(

On reflection I drank too much last night

Heathermong posting tranny's now is he

>>212200013
Heavy metal was born there you racist fucking retard. Also I drove through it once, looked like a normal city.

>>212200025
Ah yes, and who is having their benefits reduced then?

chippoids

there are lots of berries on the trees in my garden and pigeonbergs love to eat them

im a big resident evil fan but fucking hell resident evil 0 is by far the worst mainline game, utter dog shit.

Do I detect spamming of a fetishist nature?

>>212200113
how come birds can eat them and not get sick yet we can't

what's going on there

>>212200086
Get a Filet-O-Fish with chips. Fish and chips.

>>212200102
the birmingham of the sabbath era is a far cry from its current state
you wont be finding any bands coming from there these days

>>212200133
They don't digest the seeds, which is the poisonous part.

>>212200095
Spotted the autistic lad

on my sofa
got my feet up

Do men ever get a rich wife or do they always marry up

>>212200139
mcdonald's doesn't open for another 40 minutes and last time I ordered the food tasted very cold and stale like they gave me something which had been sitting there for hours and then I felt very ill and I threw up :(
also it will be breakfast until noon and they won't sell me a filet o fish until then the bastards

>>212200180
women marry up men marry down

>I enjoy getting a rise out of people
>it's pure satire

>>212200180
Asking the REALLY important questions

>>212200180
presumably it does happen but I think it's mainly within the remit of predatorial men who go out their way to worm themselves into the life of some lonely old widow, change her will then push her down the stairs

that sort of thing

she doesn't want to talk with me

If you're not familiar with this sound then you're not British

you're running out of time to have sex while you're young

>>212200232
i'm deaf

ᛋᛋ

cometh the hour, cometh the mouse

>>212200232
why do they do it

>>212200247
Already did plenty of times

>>212200284
there is always more to be had with fitter women

>>212200232
hoo

*walks around aimlessly*

hoo HOOOOOO hooo, hoo-hoo
hoo HOOOOOO hooo, hoo-hoo

Get em raped

>>212200250
Sorry for my inconsiderate post

>>212200283
To chat with other pigeons maybe

>>212200321

I'm confused, lads. I just scranned the fucking still cold but sort of warm roll (stupid cunt made it like that)

What's Spaino melting down over now and why is his fetish now gay men in nappies

>>212200232
wondering what goes on in pigeons' brains
they could all be einsteins for all we know

Get the takeaways bought

>>212200232
i love them <3

My last weekend before gfberg moves in with me lads
She's at her parents this weekend, not here, it so really is the final ride
Tonight is the final /brit/ and steamingtoil

>KATY PERRY DIDN'T ACTUALLY GO TO SPACE

What else would she be doing up there. Badger watching..

>humidity 90%

>>212200370
space isn't real, ergo, she didn't go to space

Moustache has reached the awkward "no longer stubble but not long enough to be a proper moustache" stage. Not looking forward to the next fortnight.

>>212200352
They seem to be thick as pigshit from observation

forgot what i was going to post lads

>>212200318
I’m married and settled down now so I only have sex with my wife these days lol

>>212200370
well baby she's a firework

(gonna let her colours burst)

>>212200352
Unironically basically fuck all
They know enough to be good pets, that's it.

>>212200387
me as a postman

Mental how loud car crashes are

>>212200387
A tranny in a nappy?

any owls in?

leftypol
>open borders no one is illegal we're a country of immigrants blablabla
meanwhile, at glastonbury

Mental how much of the internet is third world core now
Hasbulla, football, phonk edits, AI video, tiktok, 'motivational' videos
All just slop for 85 iq nonwhites in developing countries

need orange cat gf

Rorke gleefully rubbing his mitts together

>>212200437
rorke on a mad one

Kosovo believe it?

>>212200449
get the air cleaned, rorke

>>212200449
they should all be killed

>>212200449
'clean air' campaigns are actually all about demobilising people

>>212200440
we need a new network only for Whites
or alternatively just TN-WD

Get 'em housed

you're not even allowed to be depressed
you're banned from showing emotion

>>212200385
>>212200397
fuck you

Vote labour.

>>212200483

>>212200452
olivia sexrigo

https://i.4cdn.org/mu/1751062900200191.jpg
https://i.4cdn.org/mu/1751065690874446.jpg
https://i.4cdn.org/mu/1751063407502483.jpg
https://i.4cdn.org/mu/1751063759926496.jpg
https://i.4cdn.org/mu/1751065973373127.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/mu/1751060358493896.mp4

>>212200501
Tajikistan does this because they want to be a secular society without islamic nutters everywhere
It is more progressive than the UK in this regard

>>212200535
urm...sex

any hate they life and they self in

>>212200511
Alri pigeon man

>>212200535
the rate attractive zoomerette

farts today smell like actual shit rather than the typical eggy fart smell

>>212200352
they are intelligent

Do ya thinks it's dead?

love looking people up on companies house

Me? A virile, millennial National Socialist.
You? A negrified zoomer with American vocal fry.

>>212200559
Corrrrrr

Investigation going well, Ofcom?

sometimes I spend time with an owl named ghost

Sucking a windrush can

>>212200559
you sure you're not doing a shit every time lad

>>212200576
God I remember this (channel 4 devvo specifically)
It was shown on that show called 'Whatever' which was one of the worst TV shows ever made

>>212200589
Also you? 40s, smelly childhood bedroom, never had sex.

>>212200576
ahhhh ya fookinn dickeeeeddd

>>212200603
well all farts have little shit particles don't they?

>>212200618
>40s
born in the 90s zoomlet

One time I was with my dad and we were in this like tourist beach town that is really small just driving around and you could see the towns cemetery from the road and some who're in lingerie with her titties out was getting professionally photographed in the cemetery and when they saw us she like tried to hide behind a big headstone

when I was in london I covered myself in pigeons

Wonder what she's doing right now

>>212200658
fudding herself quietly* so her dad doesnt hear and beat her
*to bwc wmaf

>>212200658
Imagine her tight pink purfumed snatch

>>212200658
>lazy eye
>works at specsavers
>doesn't wear glasses
u wot m8

just realised I've never masturbated to a paki or black girl and don't think I ever will either

I knew a girl in school named aisha she was pretty fit didn't realise aisha was a muzzie name

>>212200684
it's brown

>>212200658
Fucking hell

>>212200688
don't think she has a lazy eye she just looks cross eyed because she's looking at the phone screen which is very close to her face

Do you ever stop thinking about your school years I'm 23 and they were the best years of my life but think it's a bit weird I think about them a lot I even have dreams about them

nth for the holodem

>>212200704
same
wanked to one or two half caste girls before but never black or south asian

sick to bastard death of constant police and ambulance sirens everywhere all the time

>>212200704
Paki girls are fine. I've never been attracted to a black woman, though I lost my virginity to one, but I was the mire passive role in that situation

>>212200745
kill yerself

>>212200631
Thats not the part unc should be most concerned with correcting me on :skull:

>>212200743
>I even have dreams about them
noooooooooooooonce

>>212200379
What are all those stars and galaxies we can see then?

Gay porn on the /v/ 'log

>>212200704
i like all the world's offerings, despite being a grand rorke
chinese, indian, yeah we'll have that
wouldnt mind mass migration of fit single asian women

>>212200766
I'm not attracted to children only post pubescent women

>>212200743
School was like prison for me
Horrible and boring
Only thing I reminisce about is being a class clown, playing runescape after school, and still having my entire life ahead of me

>>212200483
Why?

>>212200484
Maybe they just want clean air so they don't die early from air pollution

>>212200704
I love brown women
>>212200658
Just made a thread thanks la

>>212200535
would love to see a jungle bbc unload its african aids cream over her pert little tits

>>212200743
I think about it randomly but more in the sense of what a fuck up I've become, I wasn't particularly happy then either but at least hopeful

The only time I can remember a sex dream it was a straight up black pussy-cat but not human colour black like straight up a demonic depiction of a pussy the other time it was a double blue moon but I cannot remember the dream these two events have convinced me of the immaterial spiritual world

>>212200745
Jarvis cross reference the current participant list with those that have 25xp with users that are subscribed to the channel and have liked the video.

>>212200743
loved my time at uni but everything before that, no
dont have anything pre-uni on my linkedin just so those rats dont try adding me

Business idea: porn company with a theme of BWC + k-pop women

biomass on public transport will blare their tiktok reels at full volume but you never see them on Duolingo trying to improve their English since none of them speak a word of it
hmmm

and so, after an evening of gorging on slop, the inevitable pooing begins

love it when you're browsing one of the established porntubes and you come across some of it

>>212200858
innit

>>212200855
:(
poor birb

Toasties ready to go boys! Just bloody burnt me hand on the bastard toastie machine. A sip of whisky may be in order

>>212200888
screaming

>>212200858
Was next to a girl on the tube doing this the other day
Probs watched each reel for three seconds top before moving on
She had headphones on at least but yeah just a fruit machine of slop on her screen

>>212200868
:/

>>212200868
some of uh... what?
*finger hovers over the janny emergency button*

One time this auld fella told off some Chinese woman for throwing her rubbish on the bus knew the old fart wanted to call her a chink

the scrandemic

>>212200855
horrible thing to save on your device

Scranning a fart

A brown was blaring out their tiktoks on the train the other day and I stood up and asked if he could stop or put headphones on. And you know what he did? He said sorry, and then put some headphones on.

need a poo and also starving but my housemates are downstairs and I don't want to be seen by a single soul so I'll just suffer

>>212200926
You just know this vile freak couldn't stop chuckling as he was waiting for a reply

the pandemic years were mental

>>212200916
Once had an old bloke tell me off for littering when I was a little kid, avoided littering ever since, hope the rude bitch learnt her place

>>212200939
Just didn't happen did it

>>212200958
wagwan 190

if you put your hand into a bowl of cold water and keep it there and change the water when it warms up for fresh cold water then the burn will heal much more quickly and will not cause so much pain
that is my advice

>>212200858

mad how we already have people born in the 20s roaming around

>>212200962
You are correct, I made it up

Don't know how they do it. Could never play stuff out loud on my phone in public. Not the stuff I watch anyway.

>>212200977
alri aha x

>>212200658
my local specsavers hires fitties, the mid lasses are easier to talk to. cause it's easier not to perve or rather not exposing femoids to my natural disposition which may be misinterpreted as flirting

it happened at an earlier last visit, I was accused of starring at a lasses chebs but I just didn't want to come on too strong starring. ask a lass legit question and she thinks I'm coming on to her. smile at a lass, "I've got a boyfriend!". sit next o a feloow sperg(of the female vareity) and make small talk "don't flirt it's a bad look"

sick of 3D women

>>212200989
Right, yeah

>>212200958
i miss the pandemic so much, i got paid to stay home all day playing video games for nearly a year and i had no social sigma for being a shut in weirdo

um

>>212200989
I don't understand why someone would do this
why would you ever do this, even if you're mentally ill you wouldn't do this

>>212200989
fucking UM

definitely not clicking that shit my nigga

Get the brown biomass ground up for fuel

some very silly posts being made

>>212200999
not reading all this

>>212201025
>>212200989
ahahhah great stuff 190

*soft effeminate voice*
um

I need an ofcom agent in the thread NOW

Nota nonce but I am impressed that I have never seen cp on the internet it is really well censored

um

was watching a youtube video of this song i like (from a british band) and the comments are full of russians, i hate foreigners so much

>>212200989
Could you try that yourself spaino?

>>212200999
Didn't happen did it?

>>212201072
probably cos the person posting the cp would get ratted on, so there are few people willing to take that risk

>>212201072
just lurk a /sp/ match thread

Remember when I was little and I'd wrap string or an elastic band around my finger and it would go red or white. My mum told me not to do it because it would fall off. Still don't know if that's true or not.

>>212201072
used to be a bloke with a jersey flag who posted cp here all the time

>>212201072
it's actually surprisingly easy
there's a million non tor websites that show it

>>212200920
Mad how snus is illegal but this stuff is legal. Anti-Swedish discrimination.

EW on a madone

>>212201072
Heatherpaedo posts borderline 'p here all the time

haven't had breakfast yet in my smelly incel one-bed flat

Thinking about buying an Aston Martin Vantage, 2006ish.

>auld

>anti-grooming protest
>no pakis in sight
interesting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEUu_dDq22w

wish i could afford to live alone, even a shitty little bedsit would be fine by me but no i'm priced out of ever moving out of home, i hate this world

>>212201158
I wish we could move on from right-wing demonstrations being football lad coded

>>212200762
suicide is a sin


>>212200849
I'm mogged, there have been 4 to 5k people in that chant since yesterday. I was a bit miffed desu. people would rather sit in saba's pre-chat spamming "fish emojis and hyping" then watch her best streamer friend(dooby)'s birthday and kareokee streams

>>212201166
how does a continent-sized country with INFINITE land have housing problems?
how is that even remotely possible?

>>212201166
do you not have the equivalent of council properties down your way?

here if you're poor you can apply to live in a council flat

remember in the early 2000s when you could easily find websites with tasteful nudes of young teens on a simple web search

never see pakis in the pub
bit weird that

>>212201199
um

>>212201199
erm..no mate

love their tight bald slots

>>212201199
didn't early met art have some questionably young teens?

>>212201199
worlds gone woke innit

This thread is exposing is why we need Digital ID and legislation to protect young people from seeing harmful content online pronto

>>212201199
Most of them weren't underage, retard. Look up porn stars like Kitty Jung
Unless you meant ones of selfes in which case, yes but that's fucked up on so many levels even if you were a teen yourself

>>212201194
chinks

what's the chances that despite not showering in a week and having multiple wanks I don't actually smell?

>>212201196
they only give those to trannies, abos, or bogans with 6 kids

>>212201194
Global elite depopulation innit

some serious sexual deviancy going on itt

>>212201234
need the state to step in before anon tries to troll me again

>>212201096
it's all true, I've got extraverted energy. I got a nice smile from the mid specsavers lass, she got caught up in my gaze and bumped into something was well cute x

but I'm traumatised by sperginess towards the big cheb hag

Thread has turned very noncey all of a sudden

>>212201166
My first house was a 1 bed council house. It was actually rapid apart from paying rent obviously so I've bought a house now.
Is there a council housing system in aus? If there is, get on the list asap, it'll be the cheapest housing available that's maintained probably

>>212201192
better get a move on then she's not going to shag you unless you're in the top 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0w8iDFVMVk

>>212201235
no they definitely were i remember the boy models had undeveloped cock and balls

>>212201284
that was a i need to smile at this freak so he doesnt rape me type smile

>>212201293
Lad, trust me, it's only starting

problem with council housing is that even if you're "on the list", as a single man your number is never going to get called

there is never going to be a period where your time served on that list outweighs the need of a single mother or family of brown people who submitted their application after yours

>>212201303
yeah it's housing commission, but as i said i'd probably be on the list of years because i'm a straight white single male with no obvious disabilities

>>212201305
she already remembered my chat comment from an odd stream and repeated it in the following stream, I don't need nothing more

Brown biomass? Yeah, convert them into fuel.

Remember when you were a kid and it seemed that everyone wanted to send loads of money to Africa to help them
Wish we still did that instead of inviting them to come live here

>>212201399

>>212201358
>if you're "on the list"
yeah haha...you could say I'm on the 'list'

>>212201397
as energy minister, i will personally shove the first jeets into drax

Put my phone on the big charger that does 'super fast charging' just now

>>212201399

>>212201430
>>212201430
>>212201430

not a great edition but it's already up so we might as well

>>212201430
>>212201430
>>212201430

>>212201483
memory unlocked