Thread 212201430

SINCE WE'RE FUCKING GOING THIS FUCKING WAY AFTER FUCKNIG ALL edish

poo smells lmao

Sir Jimmy Saville

nth for the gyaldem

U lads ever notice you've never seen a big fat obese person with a big nose?

>>212201533
They have small willards

Sir Canspaedo

really need to cut down the drink, sat around like a fucking big mong today can't do anything

had but 4 cans of woke craft beer all 7%+ last night and it’s absolutely destroyed me just fucking spewed all over myself in the bath

>>212201533
need to impregnate canada

>>212201572
at the end of the booze aisle, they usually sell clues you can get

curling out a stinky niggerlog from my arsetube

>>212201572
i don't drink but that's how i am every day

>>212201558
Lad, if we're going to be known as the general on /int/ that's okay with child rape, we need to have a mascot

Personally, I am against child rape.

>>212201585
>4 cans of 7%
>rumbly tummy wummy ache

lad...

>>212201572
Problem with that is you have no idea what to do with oyurself

>what are you gonna tell your mates?

I fucked Bambi black :)

>>212201599
one was 9.5% 2 were 8% and one was 6.7% that’s quite a lot of alcohol

>>212201557
yh clits

>>212201586
ktf

>>212201603
wonder what that lad is up to now
always find it hilarious the first thing he does when presented with her was to eat out her minced out arsehole

And to go with the official mascot, we need an official national anthem of brit
I propose this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OWylc1HmMM

>>212201572
>>212201585
Had 10 Lidl stubbies and 350ml of JD and I feel fine.
I find if I eat properly I rarely get a hangover.
Pickled stuff is particularly effective, gherkins, onions, chillis, sauerkraut, you name it.

>>212201633
Never had it the day after, tho lad

>>212201637
Are the gayldem not trannies with penises, lad?

>>212201364
It was the same for me but if noone else bids or expresses interest in a property you will get it. Ultimately they want people in paying rent at the end of the day lad
Get yourself sorted out mate

Just weird behaviour honestly

Saw a little zoomer fella trying to use a cash machine. Don't think he realised it wasn't a touch screen and he just walked off after a bit without withdrawing anything.

Sisters birthdaytoil looms, currently calories consumed: 350, shan't be eating a thing until her party and will have the smallest slice
I VILL stick to my diet and I VILL stop being a fat bastard

>>212201722
she fit?

homo erectus

>>212201695
Yanks are odd creatures.
what goes through someones head to document something and post it on reddit of all places?

I was shattered by your eyes

>>212201676
they're as feminine as your insta tings if not moreso

>>212201738
Eh... no, at this point I'm 90% certain she weighs more than me

The art that has come to us from European antiquity is perhaps only two percent of what existed and, to top it off, probably the least interesting and sublime: primitive Christians destroyed almost every legacy Greco-Roman civilisation. No one can know how many philosophers and authors suffered total destruction of their works, without anyone knowing again who they were or what they thought; and many other classic writings were censored, adulterated, corrected or mutilated.

However, we have at least some spoils of the pre-Christian era. Although ninety-eight percent of classical art was destroyed by the early Christians, what survived speaks for itself as a tribute to the selection, balance, health and excellence of all human qualities.

>>212201633
Ngmi as a professional alcoholic lad.
Had just over half a litre of whisky last night and I've had a couple more sips already.

>>212201695
America is the only country in the world where marketing actually works, the rest of us just have to pretend it does

think the most yous i ever got was a time i posted a photo of my poo here and a lad pointed out there were worms in it

>>212201790
Shut the fuck up

>>212201722
you can have an image i posted in /fph/

Any ofcom man in?

>>212201747
I guess it's similar to what compels people to post on 4chan. 4chan and Reddit are relatively similar except that Reddit is populated by normal people who have jobs, girlfriends, and enjoyable lives. While 4chan is mostly populated by bitter incels.

>>212201820
...yh

>>212201790
>ninety-eight percent of classical art was destroyed
Source? Your arse

>>212201722
taking a day off for something like this can be beneficial psychologically

>>212201821
upvoted

want to have a wank and cum but can't get hard because I'm hungover and dehydrated

>>212201790
What's your favourite piece of art then

Fined for speeding, don't want to waste my time at a fucking course

>>212201820
w-what? no way lad

>>212201695
what’s weirder is the whole Wrexham thing with yanks, they worship it, buy all the merch, pay extra to watch the games online but it’s literally only because of the 2 owners if they sold tomorrow and bought a different club they’d follow that one instead

>>212201722
Good luck, lad
If y ou're a fiend for the cake be careful but otherwise glutton a bit, it'll be okay
Everyone gets a cheat day some times

>>212201776
still have no idea if they're trannies or not

>>212201708
Love the overlap between zoomers and OAPs when it comes to technology. Really tickles me it does.

The UK if it was shifted across on the same latitude to North America

>>212201821
Oh look he’s rattled lol

>>212201802
useless graphic since there could well be 335 million overlapping dots on the British Isles in the data set used to create this, rendering the 30 or so dots placed elsewhere meaningless statistical noise

>>212201892
Shut up you stupid cunt

>>212201785
Get her shagged lad

>>212201876
Speeding is runtish

>>212201919
Wow, fascinating...

>>212201895
the piss has fucked your eyes

>>212201430 (OP)
does bbc 4 still air old TOTP with jimmy's part cut out?

>>212201802
These are always nonsense because they could just be sticking it at random as joke

>>212201919
Why don't we put all the immigrants up there

>>212201926
what did I say that upset you?

They are absolutely desperate to get complete control of the internet aren't they

must have been grim being a caveman

>>212201969
Who, schizos?

>>212201941
It was a dual carriageway at a 20 (TWENTY) mph limit in a massive straight line, not like I was blitzing it on the motorway
Won't be messing up there again desu

>>212201969
Your 4chan chatzone WILL be blocked
Your right-wing video platform WILL be banned
You WILL give your ID to watch porn

>>212202011
why did a dual carriageway have a 20 limit?

>>212202040
Use your brain

Fuck yanks

>>212202011
meanwhile thousands of wogs every day get away with riding their illegal electric fatbikes delivering poisonous sloppa to rorkes doorstep

Day 1 of no vape lads
Mental how tempting it is to just buy one lol

>>212202040
Hospital down the road, but the actual speed camera is much further up and nowhere near the bloody hospital

>>212202049
Why is his garage bigger than his house?

>>212201969
protect womens inni, andrew tate euphoria

>>212202049
Mad how homes would be more affordable in the UK if we built on the green belt, but Rorke is opposed to this because Gammon Boomer news told him it would be bad

>>212202049
7%
fuuuucking hell, thought i was getting robbed with 2.2%

Only hallucinations, sir.

>>212202088
fuck are you on about rasheed

>>212202049
Uh where's the walkable shops? This looks like a s*burb

>>212202074
So you were speeding in a hospital zone? Gigarunt

>>212202093
Homes would be more affordable if we had less wogs

>>212202093
homes would be more affordable if you brown incel bastards were sent home

>post Jimmy Savile
>nonceposting stops

Makes you think innit

>>212202093
Mad how homes would be more affordable if leftypops didn't insist on importing the population of greater manchester every year

>>212202116
>>212202118
>>212202124
sent that darkie flying

>>212202067
why are these always deleted you weirdo

Haha.

>>212202049
Duuuude my doggy daughter needs her frickin dog house ok

>>212202124
>>212202118
>>212202116
Baited for this exact response :)

>>212202148
raped my arse

>>212202148
you got done anyway

>>212202136
https://voca.ro/1cAVnl25tnqi

they know the scope of the demands laid out in the online safety bill are impossible for all websites to meet and many foreign-based sites will simply geo-block the UK or accept being blocked by ISPs because the UK traffic isn't worth the hassle
They will simply let the more interesting parts of the internet shut themselves down from being available in the UK and instead we'll all be forced to take part in the normie internet
And you won't be able to take part in the normie internet anonymously because of digital ID
gonna be pure dogshit

>>212202148
Don't think you understand what bait is mate

It’s not even that big

>>212202148
mate, dont try to get up, do you know what happened?
you were done? do you remember that?
we've got assistance on the way

*cums*

>>212202176
you sound brown

what shall I have for lunch lads
any ideas x

>>212202180
vpns are a fiver

I LOVE YOU

>>212202199
https://voca.ro/1iU4BFIu2I7L

>>212202198
bated for this exact response :)

>>212202193
leftypops salivating at the thought of importing millions of biomass to these areas

any constantly project your own insecurities onto others man in

>>212202180
>They will simply let the more interesting parts of the internet shut themselves down from being available in the UK
Which sites are you thinking of, exactly?

How are you dressing for the date, Rorke?

saw one yesterday and her backpack had pulled her pleated skirt up so her whole arse was visible, sheer black tights, and a thong would you believe it, i had a great time walking behind her watching it jiggle :)

>>212202193
Looks like a ton of space to me. Imagine if Oxford, Cambridge, Leeds, Newcastle, were allowed to expand properly. They could become as big as London. Then the UK wouldn't be so London-centred anymore.

>>212202259
timmy's crush

>>212202235
No I’m just saying I don’t know why it’s so criminal to put some houses there, doesn’t have to be rows of tower blocks it can be done in a tasteful way which fits in with the area

>>212202103
the fuck have you been lad? this nanny internet euphoria was a reaction to all the zoomers getting on tate and "manosphere" vibe. then hate revenge porn shit combined with incel boogeyman and a couple spree killers aded flames to the fire

we're the country that produced adolescence

>>212202259
id berry my dick in that arse so deep that whoever pulled me out would be crowned king arthur

>>212202276
we dont need more houses

>>212202264
a gammon?

Of the... Her though... :(.

>>212201919
Honestly mad I live to the north of most of Canadas population

>>212202303
she was white yes and very fit at that age you see :)

>>212202208
I shouldn't need to use a VPN to post an image of bradley walsh on a cantonese basket weaving forum, it is a flagrant abuse of power

>>212202290
Are you literally dense? Rents and house prices are through the roof and you think we don't need more houses?

I am.

>>212202194
Just bodied that freak right an proper

>>212202321
>>212202321
just send all the wogs back
prblem solved

>>212202259
these are all AI or at least AI enhanced

>>212202321
correct

>>212202290
But we do though. I know your argument will be no we need to deport millions of people but that’s not realistic and it’s just not going to happen so grow up

Europe.

>>212202279
no its not you spastic they've been trying to censor the internet for ages
the recent impetus is more due to the globohomo seething about covid "misinformation" during that whole era

>>212202321
Correct
We need less wogs

>>212202355
why do we need more houses

>>212202355
If that's not going to happen then this country isn't worth living in anyway

no negative vibes

>>212202382
There is a housing shortage
>>212202387
Ok then leave

did my first workout in 1.5 years and I'm STILL sore 3 days later
fuck this

I've had four sales in work today. Now im off for a maccies on my lunchbreak, after several bong rips

>>212202441
Video.

afternoon lads

>>212202428
>There is a housing shortage
nope this is an artificial issue driven largely by the most radical immigration policy in british history

If you believe in catering for the wogified future of Britain, then I don't understand why you wouldn't move to a much "nicer"/hedonistic economic zone with cheaper housing
>muh family
You'll be happy so long as you have delivered food and porn

>>212202467
>>212202355

>>212202461
That's Deegs

>>212202435
Lad, I did the exercisetoil earlier
I didn't even sleep yet
My legs still fucking hurt from it

Rorke?

>>212202461
Clown!

>>212202355
It's just as stupid as covering all of our farmable land with houses tbf

>>212202484
ok so whats your thought process then
that we should just accept mass migration and accommodate it by building houses, essentially legitimising it

>>212202497
She fucked a negro and has a child with it

>>212202519
Ok.

er when exactly will we have enough immigrants, and enough houses to shove them in

>>212201533
lauren is so fit

uh oh! the special interests are ramping up

>>212202527
No. Bring the numbers down sure but we aren’t going to be deporting millions of people so we need to build more houses

>>212202359
>however, his broader popularity and "blowing up" can be attributed to his social media presence and controversial statements, particularly after 2021

porn has nothing to do with the coof, covid is dead. the current nanny wave is blown by manosphere paranoia. just last week there's an article on the lbc moaning about kids saying dirty words to woman

https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/exclusive/hollie-hardy-harassment-children-shout/

kiwi farms didn't pull out of the UK cause of covid, it was accused of bullying (trans)women***** and left before it got fined

>>212202543
True.

squealing about browns again, is it

>>212202435
You should be working out again, now (ideally days earlier). You do not need to wait for DOMS to go away to get back to it.

>>212202541
Um... never...

>>212202541
leftypops unironically believes mass immigration can continue in perpetuity
i dont know if he thinks the uk has a landmass the size of america or something

any other manically depressed lunatics in?

>>212202541
just once we get rid of the last white man in the country, then it should be done

>>212202562
>but we aren’t going to be deporting millions of people so we need to build more houses
so you are legitimising mass migration

>>212202497
Have you actually ever seen any of them this white?

>>212202584
yeah. alri

>>212201802
what's most interesting about surveys like these is the generational gap
millenials seem to have a higher amount of total mongs and a higher amount of shut-in map-studying virgins compared to pensioners
fascinating stuff really

>>212202270
>>212202276
>wanting yet more yank-style suburban scrawl
genuine retards

>>212202573
I suspect you're lying to me to try and make me injure myself, but I will however be doing some light bodyweight stuff because I'm an exerciselad now and I do exercise

Apply.

just bought a tesco meal deal, big bag of fridge raiders and a box of wine
could feel the person judge me when he approved the self service

i'm picking up a lot of negative vibes here

ummy

shitting myself and crying

>>212202601
haha epic gimmick mate, you're a wacky paedo freak!

>>212202542
FAXXXX

>>212202632
fuck him, he's just jealous

Thoughts on Umposter?

mad how /brit/ hasn't been effectively moderated for like ~3 years now, and now every other post is their some lunatic having a meltdown or just straight up nonce shit

>>212202655
UwU wats dis?

>>212202655
https://voca.ro/1nls7qvqZSdI

>>212202519
well...? what is it

>>212202655
um this is cute

>>212202623
>only half of american adults can point to Greece on a map
That's actually shocking

>>212202694
kill yourself

>>212202672
my thoughts:

>>212202688
Fares ^.^ xx

>>212202681
hang in there tim

>>212202623
if you cant identify every european country on the map you should not be allowed to vote

>>212202710
Just get out and travel, sir dexter.

Never watched South Park growing up

>>212202655
are you playing uma musume fl*tt*rshylad?

>>212202681
>put in the corner AGAIN
that bitch will fucking pay

>>212202720
>if you don't obsessively study maps like me then you don't deserve rights
please never be in charge of anything ever

>>212202673
reminder that catyank is the assigned janny for this board, a position he abuses by his constant avatar use and racist political postings

>>212202732
Well done.

felt like shit all day
one cup of tea and I feel great
magic stuff isn't it

>>212202690
dunno, didn't watch it as it's not relevant to a virgin freak like me

>>212202627
Have you purchased a pullup bar? If not, buy one.

Good luck on your journey lad, I believe in you.

Skal

>>212202736
that's pinkie not fluttershy numb nuts

HELLO
ARE YOU LISTENING
THEY ARE GOING TO FUCKING BAN ACCESS TO 4CHAN IN THE UK
DING DING DING DING
WAKE UP LADS THIS IS HAPPENING AND WE HAVE NOT ORGANISED A SHRED OF OPPOSITION TO IT

>>212202740
we're not talking about knowing all the bodies of water in peru mate
if you live in europe and don't know its geography then you're simply thick

>>212202791
https://voca.ro/1iEILvDCF68a
Hulk hukk

>>212202769
good post

>>212202771
you post fl*tt*rshy the most so I'll call you that, rude fuck

how old were you lads when you had your first wank?

wonder if there's any 4chan posters from 2003 that have been doing the same gimmick for 22 years

Burger.

The face I make when I post 'um'

>>212202563
porn is the justification they're using for requiring ID verification to access parts of the internet

not sure why this is so difficult for you to piece together

>>212202841
Train?

>>212202796
it's a worthless metric when used to gauge anyone's capacity to vote for policies that are in their interest

>>212202791
we're just going to a different website. it's no big deal.

>>212202857
this is mine

>>212202791
just two more weeks yeah?

>>212202891
it's a matter of principle

in North Point anyone want out

>>212202824
i never post fluttershy

I had over 25 units of alcohol last night

How to get divine justice?

>>212202930
eskimoo if it's still there cheers

>>212202497
never seen a pakistani that white before

>>212202930
loads of lube from that boots
buy every bottle they have of the durex stuff then grease yourself up and roll around like a slimy slug

Give it a name.

How will they justify banning 4chan while leaving reddit and twitter unbanned? They host all the same sort of stuff that is posted here

>>212202827
Was 12, lad
Back in 1958

>>212202941
what type were you having

gay pride parade in town today

Better for all.

>>212203015
any cute lads?

>>212202791
Literally nothing we can fucking do. The conservatives and labour have decided to make this ‘problem’ a priority and allocated billions of pounds towards enforcement.
Reform wants to shut down Ofcom and a bunch of other quangos and also repeal the OSA but even a Reform majority isn’t guaranteed

need a second job, not making enough dosh

>>212203005
cansgrandadlad

>>212202991
reddit and twitter probably responded to ofcom's requests whereas the owner of this website doesn't even speak english
hope this helps

>>212202739
whats wrong with the corner

>>212203015
Go.

am gay

>>212202865
and this mantra is pushed by "protect womens inni, andrew tate euphoria"

>>212203062
Actually me?

>>212203062
bottom

>>212202991
they are making an example of 4chan, hence why they trotted out a great big press release about how they were investigating it. There's no chance they won't sanction it and Hiro will be left with no choice but to firewall us.

>>212203034
dunno not at it pretty horny though might get my cock out and run down to it and swing it about a bit

dotgay bastards will still be here don't you worry mr ofcom

protecting kids from seeing a willard or some tits

>>212202623
it's a decline in education

got a vpn
shall be posting here but with a cheeky new flagoid

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

100% Fucks. :(.

>>212203121
You'll be needing a pass too

>>212201722
Good lad.

>>212203121
based
fuck ofcom and fuck janny and fuck niggers

>>212203096
>might get my cock out and run down to it and swing it about a bit
i really wish i could do this

>>212203128
>>212203129
>>212203137
what teh fork?

>>212203153
whats stopping you my little yellow prince

>>212201919
Thank Allah for the jet stream

>>212203140
lmao get a clue

>>212203170
it's small

>>212203177
Excuse me

>>212203065
can't tell if you're an inbred council estate mong or a pakistani uber driver

>>212203121
>>212203150
Yes lads, Ofcom can do one

greta thunberg arse pics xxx

having a mental health flare up

>>212203185
Just switch the VPN off when you post
You'd only need it to access the site

>>212203140
for why?

what the hellyonce

job-berb got me on the ropes

>>212203199
you're obviously the offspring of both

something is coming

i'm a gay bastard and i do as i please

i'm a gay bastard and i do as i please

i'm a gay bastard and i do as i please

gay por,,l;nm

/brit/ should be spared as it is the shining pinnacle of this heap of shit website

If ofcom orders a website blocked does that make it illegal to visit that website? How does that work?

Ban alcohol

>>212203015
was this the one in northern ireland that farmer lad did a cheeky hate crime by spraying slurry over the route?

Ban alcohol

>>212203317
ill fucking smash you up

Ban aIcohol

>>212203311
>How does that work?
it doesn't LOL

>>212203323
...yh

Ban alcohol

Ban aIcohol

>>212203311
No

Ban alcohoI

>>212203014
Stellas and white wine

NlGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

might wank myself off while hanging myself

Ban alcohol

Ban alcohoI

boozecom itt

>>212203355
>>212203374
So visiting a website with a vpn that failed to comply with the osa isn't illegal? That's good

ban marijuana

>>212203400
ill fucking glass you mate

>>212203440
>>212203440
>>212203440

off to get my bollocks crushed lads smell you later

Empire.

Milking.

Allahu Akbar!