WHEN YOU THINK OF JIMMY SAVILE BABYSITTING edish

poo

poo smells lmao

saturday afternoon mania

bashing my bollocks to bits with a rolling pin and doing a tom and jerry scream

wwe fell off

JUNGLE BBC
U
N
G
L
E

B
B
C

>>212203480
...in greggs?

Might get a beer cracked, hair of the dog n all that

whatever happened to him?

hello, i like pillows.
pillows are good, pillows are great.
pillows are yum, once i ate one.

>>212203497
yeah it was in greggs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbWf9UNxuXk

Need the 4channel split back to save /brit/

so like what if instead of water coming out of the faucet it was breast milk haha that’d be sooo weird wouldn’t it haha but could you imagine

>>212202624
I want more housing so houses and rents get cheaper you fucking moron

got my knob out watching beabadoobee

>>212203503
for me its the rod of the dog and having several dodgy wanks to muck to get through the hangover fog

Records suggest I have used the N word precisely once in the lads whatsapp chat, four years ago
I have two counts of 'paki' and two of 'chinky'

>>212203496
the choco cocko, as it were

bbq in 45 mins

>>212203541
You're fucked mate

>>212203541
dont use racist terms but my emojis defaulted to brown skin as i was using them in racist ways

*inhales*

RUUNESCAAAAPE!!!!!!!!!!!

*everyone in wilkinsons turns round and stares at me*

gay porn wizard just flew past my window

Nothing better than to drink a Madri shotly after my lunch.

>>212203535
nothing is ever going to get cheaper mate

women always assume i'm gay
sick of it

>>212203541
did you say "nigga" or "nigger"?
the former is slightly more socially acceptable

>>212203504
rorkes da

>>212203480
YEEEOOOOWWWWWOWWWWWW!!!!!!!

>>212203480
playing five finger fillet but its actually 2 bollock fillet and ive already lost and skewered both my testicles on my equinox

was chatting with a mate and he says paki when referring to someone he'd seen in a meme

i'm a racist but it felt juvenile
just no need innit

*approaches /brit/ at high speed*

>>212203615
That's what the rich want you to think

>>212203618
it could be worse. they assume i'm a woman too. am i really that cute?

is it feasible to pirate microsoft office?

starving lads

quick give me ideas of what to get for lunch x

>>212203715
vegemite sarnie

>>212203715
cheesy beanos

>>212203682
yeah nefarious undercover thoughtful racism mogs flagrantly calling someone a golliwog in the street and making us look bad

>>212203733
if you dared call a sandwich a "sarnie" in my presence id roundhouse kick your fucking head off

>>212203713
yeah i've done it

>>212203746
imagine chopping her tits off and frying them like gammon steaks

>>212203776
sorry i was trying to speak to the poms on their level

any of you lot have any tattoos?

gen alphas be doing their spreadsheets on minecraft office lmaoooooo

BBC presenter getting friendly with Pete Doherty

need a fertile black gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX5pLwHbllg

>>212203782
which version?

>>212203801
none

>>212203798
i see, forgive me

>>212203801
no sorry

>>212203828
why do benders and trannies like to think that straight men secretly watch tranny porn? we don't. or at least i don't

>>212203814
fuck off back to /britfeel/

getting blacked in greggs

virgins don't have tattoos

>>212201969
Yeah it's a bit concerning
Presumably the jews are nervous they've lost control of the media and narrative.
Any ideas how to fight back?

getting blacked in greggs

their god wont hear, the cops wont care, as their guts turn inside out

>>212203810
If you hold a Madrí they will have 2 reasons to talk to you.
1. to talk about the glorious country of Spain
2. to talk about the excepcional taste of a Madrí

>>212203503
Im one down already

might get a greggs

Read someone calling an angry person pissed. That made me cross

>>212203801
no we're all white 20-40yo male socially awkward freaks here we don't have tattoos and we don't like darkies

>>212203869
love the gay porn personally (i'm gay, you see)

>>212203806
20 years ago this slag would have sold her granny to suck on that smackheads cock

>>212203869
it's one of many self-soothing copes
>homophobic men are just closeted gays
>racists are just sexually intimidated by blacks
>bullies are just jealous of you

>>212203713
yeah but obviously you won't get the 365 features that microsoft wants to sell you l

toxic waste I'm glitching

>>212203898
>>212203903
>>212203906
ALERT

PAUL FROM S CLUB 7

IS DEAD

https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-65215283

sat on my bum

nth for the baddiedem

I prefer 190 over 365

>>212203870
peaked in 2019

>>212203504
Online safety bill got him, Ofcom raided his house Seal Team Six style

*sniff sniif*
you stink
*sniff sniff*
you poo?

>>212203983
ikuy did it better

>>212203979
S club 7 was the last good thing about uk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hWCbtIXBrA

mental bealth no good today

sucking a pepsi, me

>>212203538
how...dodgy...are we talking?

>>212203746
hamas plapmeat

>>212203903
If you want to say racist shite then go to Stormfront

Or if you want to be a normal person then use websites that normal people use

I dont drink sugary drinks I am helathy

>>212203628
Hard R
There are ten instances of Nigga

I dont drink sugary drinks I am helathy

>>212204011
>>212204017
>>212204020
BRITISH ACTRESS

KYLIE PAGE DIED AT 28

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/35600692/adult-star-kylie-page-dead-brazzers-tribute/

>>212203814
leave it on /r9k/ next time Sean you disgusting nonce

>>212203869
I am very transphobic and have fucked a handful of femboy twinks off grindr and tinder

>>212203979
>>212204037
Mad how he killed himself to get back at Hannah and destroy their comeback tour

my cock needs to make friends... anyone else or just me?

https://x.com/I__HATE_SOCCER/status/1938796652833218609

Would sell out my country, race, soul for an ounce a crumb of pussy

>New Lola Morango, 22y Brazilian #blonde with big breast, gets 3 huge dicks in the ass ( #DAP, #Anal, #TAP, Triple Ana, romain, rimming F2M, monster cock, BBC) OB509 #bigass #bigtits #black #blowjob #doublepenetration #gangbang #hardcore #interracial #latina #puke
the wank

>>212203682
My dad blabs openly in public paki this paki that quite loudly at bars in pubs etc
surprised no one has ever given him what for
He is a northern working class man with the money to be in higher social circles, if he were a povvo he would be such a runt it's so funny

>>212204038
she looks like she'd be good at pegging

>>212204048
>>212204055
>>212204088
[Chorus: All]
I've been looking here
Looking there
Can you tell me who, tell me where
Cause wherever I am, wherever you are
I will find you girl
Near or far

[Verse 1: Bradley]
I fell in love
With this girl I saw
And I'm pretty sure that me and her have met before
So why did I act so shy
And didn't say a thing
'Cause now I'm wonderin'

well that’s a bloke exposing his penis isn’t it

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14842611/PIP-Britain-mapped-shock-worst-affected.html

great british poo-ound

>>212203812
We need to get back to this sort of stuff

*Ave Maria starts playing*

>>212204062
mostly just crank the hog to bbw stuff when hungover
not sure why

>no sun 6 months of the year with miserable grey shit weather that's not even cold
>Spring is mostly a continuation of this, but towards the end there's an idyllic period of blue sky and sun, everything is green and happy, temperature is a comfortable 19C
>two weeks ends and then it's too fucking hot for a few months, chances of blue skies and sun are still low
The weather in this country is a fucking disaster

>>212204105
um

the porn industry is utterly disgusting. need it unironically banned.

i wouldn't mind a nice cold can of coke

>>212204033
corrrrr bunda but where are the chebs?

>>212204109
Anna was the slut of the group.
Teanna the trad wife.

Thinking about the poos female food challengers must do after their challenges

>>212203816
2021

No thank you I'll have water.

>>212203812
Nice bum

>>212204105
how do you find them
all the ones in my area are greasy old blokes or ugly ones who do not pass at all

I dreamed about searching for porn yesterday.
Is that OK?

>>212204202
cronem bait

>>212204207
always assume they do a cheeky forced vom after eating

Mental how earlier today I saw a video of a man cutting his own cock off with an angle grinder

had a dream i was solving captchas

>>212204254
That was confirmed fake

>>212204254
Now why would he do that

>>212204270
due to woke

>>212204254
mad how there's easily enough time to click off it yet you chose to continue watching

>>212204254
saw that too and was wanking at the time

>>212204290
You can't look away from stuff like that I feel, you know it's coming and it will be pretty disgusting, but you feel compelled to see it happen

qanking my qenis

should be illegal for the weather to go above 26c, if i were in charge i'd engineer a big fan to push away all the warm air coming over

listening to yank talk radio on radiogarden
interesting how they talk about trannards as much as brit

>>212204315
not me. I click away

mad how those eastern european male models burning starmer's house got memoryholed
what was that about

>>212204308

just going to go to sleep for an hour or maybe 2

Weather safety act

block of euro shopper £1.75 "mild white" cheese is all I'll be eating today

*Don Giovanni - Commendatore starts to play*

>>212204315
Things that never happened with a normal lad (like me).

currently being raped

>>212204363
https://youtu.be/TMR8a8nCM4c?si=EkKBS-M9idf2bSUF

>>212204322
*slams into you from above at 200mph like a peregrine falcon*

women be like: im a strong independant wammin who dont need no man!!!
also women: can u do literally everything in life and in relationships ta x

watching the new JRE and Bernie is talking about how Israel controls the US senate

I often wonder if all the gore I've seen on the internet means if war happens I'll be pretty well accustomed to seeing people getting blown in half and dragging themselves along with no bottom half etc

>>212204400
you should do stand-up

>>212204346
rentboys inni

Very hard to argue against hook-up culture and it's moral pitfalls without also sounding incredibly bitter about the fact I am too ugly and autistic to be involved in hook-up culture.

>>212204402
Post link with timestamp

>>212204444
screaming

fuck norweigans snivelly little snide cunts cunts id throw them all in a cement mixer and make steps out of them

Currently driving 150mph on the M1 southbound junction 20

>>212203541
wont be getting a US visa now

>>212204398
*my bloody mangled remains promptly morph back together like the T1000 and rape your arse at 100000000000000mph*

>>212204451
good post

>>212204457
Delete tgat shit it is not even serious.

>>212204438
https://youtu.be/mYVzme2fybU?t=1186

>>212204346
Probably the Kremlin behind it, unironically

>>212204308
Hate it when I'm on /gif/ having a wank and a comment makes me laugh and it kills the moment.

They turned the frogs gay

that webm from the other thread has given me ptsd

turkish girl feet

emily lynne tonight, i think

>>212204513
Any?

Who shall inherit the roman empire?

>>212204522
the webm

>>212204493
thanks. Good lad Bernie shame he was never a good enough political operator to get shit down or in power.

He was the ONLY us politician supporting Amazon workers unionising

>>212204540
Someone gotta die.

>>212204548
cor

>>212204548
looks feminine enough desu dont see how this is gay

business idea: I find a girl who loves me and whom I love back and we get married and have 3-4 children and we grow old together and die in each others arms in our 80s after living a full, happy life together.

>>212204548
bit unfair for that blonde boy to mislead me like that

pic related; me and the boys

>>212204566
Many shall die but that is a sacrifice I am willing to take.

I still have hope in this life, senpai. Lol. Add. Apply. Nice nice.

>>212204548
um

>>212204574
Won't happen due to woke

>>212204586
They seen Katy

>>212204590
I am not going to blame you yet.

girthmaster doesn't look like a pornstar, he looks like a bloke who comes round to do the tiling in your bathroom

I need to leave the house at 14;50, so naturally I'm sat on the toilet emptying my guts. Wish my body didn't hate me so much.

>>212204563
It's been said before, but his major flaw was that he was a decent man with a solid backbone. It's a shame, really.
Wonder how different the US would look today had BLM not stormed his stage and made him look like a complete chump in his 2016 campaign.

got out of bed this morning due to woke

>>212204639
ASMR. Not me. Yo.

hurling myself off Beachy Head bollocks-first and doing a Goofy yell

>>212204240
>>212204653
>>212204661
Why people hated Anna from s club 7

>>212204668
Pleass stop the hallucinations!

>>212204586
wonder who has the biggest william

lifted before eating today and I had more energy than unusual. Can't explain that

>>212204681
18 - 14?

toil tomorrow. yes. you heard that right. toil on a Sunday.

What a sad story...

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/inside-club-7-hannah-spearritt-31170240

>>212204736
dangerous and downright stupid

>>212204736
same. it not right

Running up the stairs bollocks first

>>212204753
Please.

>>212204736
it not right x

im sad

>>212204753
used to rub my knobule raw to rachel from s club 7 but on reflection tina might have been the pick as my coom target

got stoned last night and had 2 wanks, lost a 6 day no wank streak
that’s my masculine vigour gone for tonight’s night out

starmer must intervene

have they returned the sausages yet?

>>212204647
Yeah definitely a whatcouldhave been moment. Genuinely believe any politician of either side of the spectrum will storm to power if all they did was campaign for higher wages to get living standards what they were pre 08 crash

>>212204586
only people on earth free of jewish banking

>>212204819
Lol

>>212204681
You mean Tina and they didnt

>>212204563
>>212204647
Nice honest men don’t get the Presidency. You need to be ruthless. And more importantly you need to get the interest of the donors for ticket nomination.

>>212204819

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLp_Hh6DKWc

Nice.

>>212204814
Teanna was pick fertility.

>>212204819
scromjongteong

Toil? On a Sunday?

What fucking peasant has toil on a fucking Sunday, lads?

>>212204871
Tina was cute.
Explain the lore to me i'm not british.

>>212204916
Erm plenty of people mate. Country doesn't stop because it's Sudnay

>>212204937
Oh no, lad. i knowthis. I just wonder what the peasant does on the Sunday toil, you see

>>212204900
was about 9 at the time and only starting wanking after being shown how to so very much a novice in my self pleasure journey

>>212204906
that's where my korean mate was born

Nice..

>>212204926
>Explain the lore
I dont know where you got the idea people didnt like her

Hannah>Rachel>Tina>Jo

>>212204946
I work in Poundland

>>212204955
hahaha

The amount of niggers in formerly White areas is absolutely insane.

Cool.

wonder how many of the s club 7 girls had a go on bradleys bbc
he might have even bbc piped one of the twinks in the band he was rooming with

having some cadbury chocolate and some strawberry milk ^_^

>>212204997
Good thing or bad thing?

>>212204955
scremjong

Wish Robin Hood was here. He'd sort this mess out

>>212205013
Land Turk.

>>212204988
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Actually lad, can you get me a discount on the marla please?

>>212203689
>>212203822

>>212205028
>stealing from the rich to give to the poor
woke nonsense

>>212204979
Jo was based if you want my onions.

>>212205028
ive been robbin your mums clitoral hood

I am FUCKED mate. FUCKED

>>212204997
Problem?

>>212205059
I chuckled

>>212205070
jo was the only one with leaked nudes of her tits
had a few wankeroos to them

Lost so much fucking hair in my last shower that it might be over

>>212204997
such as your mum's arse

>>212204819
Did they think he was Gaza

>>212205110
That's what happens when you don't wash your hair for weeks

>>212205055
I suffer with mental health and it's my first job. I turn up everyday and try my best. I know it's shit but it gets me out and I'm contributing something

>>212205136
It’s on account of the trt

>>212205070
Jo looks/is a chavy slag

>>212205111
oh behave

>>212205152
Trans rights Rorke

>>212205141
Everybody has mental health stop writing it like that

>>212205132
Yes that's the joke.

>>212205104
This shit can't be real. My childhood is ruined...

>>212205132
Gaza? I hardly know her!

>>212204988
>>212205141
Good for you m8. I hope Poundland doesnt go bust tho but at least you now have experience and will be able to get another job in case they do

>>212205141
I'm laughing because you're working in Poundland, lad
Because as a young lad, I would have loved to work there

just love the drink

>>212205104
Nice

>>212205247
no drink

Should we go back to paganism?

Saw an old picture of myself that I thought looked good at the time and I look like the most hideously disgusting creature in it

the breakfast

>>212205267
No, my ancestors have been Christian for 1500 years.

Mark has a loving, caring gf and you don't

>>212205267
No we should go back to Imperialism

>>212205267
We should embrace atheism. What compelling reasons are there to believe in any gods? There is no evidence of any gods.

>>212205247
My name’s Eddie Durkan. And I love the drink.
There’s nothin’ I like more, than after a long week’s work, when you go into that pub, and the Barman knows exactly what you want.
It comes, you can hear it being planted - the playful splashing of the bubbles - on the top of the glass.
The condensation as it drips coolly, like a shnake, down the side of a mountain.
The curves of the glass like some sort of Belgian model’s hips.
And you grab that pint.
And you can feel that condensation teasing the palm of your hand and your fingers.
And once that flow just flows forth, like some sort of floodgate of love.
As those bubbles come through your teeth…
you know you’ve come to the right place at the right time.

>>212205286
got a bit of the Tim Byrne about her

>>212205294
might make you less of a cunt

>>212205286
fuck off back to /britfeel/

>>212205315

drank too much last night

>>212205294
We don't need evidence. There is no God.

>>212205294
Why is reality existent? How can you explain consciousness? Why are there physical laws to the universe? Are you a hardline materialist?

>>212205315
christ she does doesnt she

>>212205329
Not an argument

>>212205361
My view is that we can't be 100% certain there's no God, but I'm pretty sure God is just made up

>>212205386
the last two coco pops in the bowl

>>212205315

>>212205356
i didn't drink enough, think i'm getting old

Why S club 7 became S club 3 ?

Reckon our pagan ancestors probably had better rites of birth and passage than snipping the most sensitive part of your genitals off

japs are the smartest and they say there's no god

>>212205418
Thank you for your service.

>>212205418
and jap ryhmes with fap mate who cares

>>212205417
Dash em against a tree if they look like a spacker

>>212205372
>Why is reality existent?
Dunno. If we do more science then maybe we will start to answer that question.
>How can you explain consciousness?
It's just electrical and chemical activity in the brain isn't it.
>Why are there physical laws to the universe?
As above, I don't think we know yet. But again, if we do more science, we might start to answer questions like this.
>Are you a hardline materialist?
It seems to me that everything in the universe is physical. Maybe non-physical things exist, but I haven't seen any compelling reasons yet to believe such a thing.

we already concluded god isnt real now stfu

slathering myself with a sticky green sludge most foul

>>212205449
Exactly

Fine point

>>212205462
the 12 hours of larping and fighting and screeching about religion yesterday simply wasn't enough

Now is the time to buy your winter jackets

>>212205408
is this helen

>>212205416
because they're shit
however tina barrett not aging it seems

>>212205512
yes

>>212205408
me and ruby granger in a few years x

fuck having a boner is so good when i jack it off and shoot cum every where

poowan mcsmeggor of star wars fame

>>212205512
melon

>>212205522
She got the asian genetic but she's black.

>>212205559
>>212205559
>>212205559

>>212205522
They are not shit. Yo uare just angry because you missed 90s friendship and love story and now it's over because you are old and a wageslavery.

No troll just fact.

>>212205461
We’ve done all hard science we really can in the breakdown of matter and the origin of the universe really.

To believe consciousness in its own right is purely an illusion produced by a mechanical brain is a deeply flawed position.

What is the difference between a brain and an equally complex machine brain? Why is one “alive” and one not? Why can we conceive of such things such as logic and mathematical equations, things that can be empirically proven to be correct that don’t require a physical materialist form?

>>212205567
Early

>>212205597
>>212205597
>>212205597