Thread 212205559

WHEN THEY RUN OUT OF THE BEST CANS AT THE CANS SHOP edish

weezer playing at 15:30

shall be putting that on in the background on iPlayer

>>212205559 (OP)
Mean Girls is funny how the 2 main characters are the least hot of the cast.

TINA FROM S CLUB 7 IS PREGNANT

Behold: the shittest thread on 4chan

i don't 'do' anything but depressively shitpost on this website and listen to music

Much rather use the Australian’s edition

>>212205559 (OP)
that is NOT winona ryder you smelly bitch

To believe the brain and reality itself (your experience of it) is just all physical matter is mental

If two brains in two different people share the exact same configuration of atoms and neurons, is it the same mental conscious state? Why not? How do you explain dreams, fully vivid, believable and emotionally intense without any sensory input?

any good video games on the steam sale

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>>212205597
>>212205597
we're all in here

>>212205657
yeah

>>212205641
wouldnt have made it if i knew there was one before but i have this flag filtered reminder to all annoying flags do NOT make threads because you are FILTERED!!!!!!!!

The scene in top gun maverick where they are playing American football on the beach makes me depressed as fuck.

>>212205657
crash bandicoot

>>212205680
y

Generating a spurt of serotonin

The Italians have piccolisimo, the Hungarians have kurva anyatok, the asians have sexy women, and our editions… we have songs from the big chair and canslad…

>>212205716
We?

>>212205691
cause he naively believes that if he lived in america he’d be a muscular chad shagger with lots of mates and not a contemptible virgin runt just like he is here

>>212205716
>that flag
>we

>>212205732
Why is that naive

>>212205731
>>212205739
My brothers :)

if i lived in japan everything would be different

>>212205716
I like the new Mean Girls webms gimmick

I don't know that the US Navy's Top Gun program candidates are necessarily representative of the population at large.

How to save the s club 7 female from that shithole of uk.
I'm afraid for them.

>>212205753
x

>>212205765
post the one with his spermy knob

>>212205267
Yes
Those are the natural religions of Europe that grew out of the culture of out Aryan ancestors

Hail Zeus
Hail our people

fuming

>Kneecap’s Glastonbury set will not be broadcast live, BBC confirms

>>212205587
they're a failed band from the 90s with like 3 songs people might have heard of
s club 7 is shit and i don't know why you're obsessed with them

>>212205765
Hate seeing this fucking freak

christfreaks had 2000 years to think about it and still cant explain how a bush talked

dubai chocolate steaming out my arse

>>212205770
I mean look the state of manchester.

love a greggs sausage roll

>>212205791
poor show by the beeb there. glasto coverage was a bit shit yesterday i thought, could have done with a bit of kneecap excitement.

>>212205593
>We’ve done all hard science we really can in the breakdown of matter and the origin of the universe really.
Why do you think that? Scientists are doing more and more work all the time. NASA is building new instruments all the time, like the JWST, to try and understand more about the universe, and potentially its origins.

>What is the difference between a brain and an equally complex machine brain?
There probably wouldn't be much difference if the machine brain emulated the function of a human brain very accurately. Although a big difference would be the materials they're made from.

>Why is one “alive” and one not?
I dunno exactly how biologists would define "alive" but I guess it means something which has processes of life - respiration, digestion, stuff like that - and it can propagate itself through reproduction.

>Why can we conceive of such things such as logic and mathematical equations, things that can be empirically proven to be correct that don’t require a physical materialist form?
Evolution has resulted in humans who are able to form abstract ideas about physical things in the world. Our abstract ideas of circles, and related mathematical concepts like pi, are derived from physical things in the world that we observe with our physical senses.

>>212205821
you;re in dire need of rape correction

week off starts today

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>>212205817
https://x.com/TimmyUk/status/1937261419151384630/photo/1

>>212205660
?

>>212205716
>we

yt wammin b like: oh yeah how dare you want sex
yt wammin also be like: oh you must be a fucking loser if you can't even get any sex with anyone

>>212205841
ar charli is on later paddy get her watched

Are you gonna tell me how it’s naive or not

>>212205815
roar

ToT

>>212205862
truke

>>212205591
Good choice lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoPHItnUFkw

>>212205862
ok incele
>>212205875
ok incel freak die ok

>>212205765
wonder what his actual illness is

Over half the people in this country are barely sentient biomass

>>212205911
soidfnl

>>212205817
you're from sainsburys aren't you

>>212205591
background of what

>>212205863
not a mick i just like kneecap but yeh will be watching charli and her tits

>>212205888
Drove down this very road a few years ago and I hate to say I recognised it as timmy's spot in Wycombe, it's quite a main route into town

>>212205915
escaped the matrix

Rorke going cashless now

do you ever google your name and get results that are actually you

Rorke flabbergasted

>>212205911
Just what I thought

Its called the 50p Initiative(the cost of a 7.62 round) shoot everyone on PIP, the unemployed and every who claims at state pension.

Just saved £160 billion per year.

Do you think this is a vote winner?

>>212205936
kneecap are a fucking racket i thought rap was bad but irish rap is criminal they should be locked up in a barn somewhere and burned to death

>>212205967
scroi

>>212205974
?

>>212205805
>3 songs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S_Club_7_discography#Singles

No

got the paramore on

>>212205965
no i just found a pic of my spread arsehole that i dont remember being taken

>>212205875
Not him but nothing would be different in his life and it would probably be even worse

>>212205978
can barely get a pint for 7.62 anymore never mind a round woke bastard island

>>212205978
so all graduates will be shot in the head upon graduation huh

there’s wee coming from my knob atm lads, should i be worried?

>>212206032
um

>>212205855
Im sure you will use this time productively

>>212206021
more like paraSNORE

>>212206032
goatse?

>>212206071
um they BOP

Course of doxycycline fucked up my skin and even my fucking earlobes are bone dry, if I don’t recover from this I WILL be adding it to my suicide note

pooing some cum out of my dick

>>212205993
nah this is a banger:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1J_DVutL-w

>>212206051
Yes

>>212206039
How can you say that you literally live in America the land of the free you have no idea how good you have it

the sex arse

>>212205863
got two fleshlights at the ready and will be milking my balls for charli
might get my nipples in clamps too

>>212206104
no it isn't
be quiet

>>212205853
Yeah but we’ve reached a point where we can hardly even probe any further. We understand the mechanical workings of the universe but not the metaphysical implications of its existence. We’re already veering into shit like string theory, multiverse theory, plank scale bollocks. All inherently theoretical and unfalsifiable. Until you can explain how science can possibly find the explanation for things transcendent of its own framework of space and time we’re back at square one and are just guessing.

You’re missing my point with the machine brain. Say something is fully biologically simulated and has a defined artificial brain, at what point does that machine become conscious? Can it ever? If not, what is the minimal requirement for conscious experience? How could a mosquito be a sign of conscious life but an abstracted machine like ChatGPT cannot? Saying also we evolved to figure out abstract truths dodges the question btw. Where are abstract truths and mathematical proofs and equations located? Where are they formed in the real world? Not just applied. Where is their physical form. If they are entirely subjective but mathematically true and can explain reality, doesn’t that presuppose the existence of things outside the physical materialist 3D realm?

>>212206041
:)

>leave window open
>heron flies in and messes up my pots and pans

>>212206133
>>212206133
might want to try this mate

https://www.reddit.com/r/BallStretching/

parliament of owls just flew up my arse

>>212206164
Goal.

>>212206128
My life would genuinely be improved within a month if I lived in a midsized town or larger in the UK

Dogberg harassing me

just saw durban is on the coast
always thought it was inland ngl

>>212206199
Thank you for your service.

>>212206198
You’re such an idiot it’s not even funny

my poor little ringpiece cries out in agony

rorke about to act unwise

>>212206199
get him walked

>>212206143
have already proven that it is a certified banger and there's nothing you can do about it

>>212206230
*starts groping you* yeah?

Just been incredibly bvsed and redpilled and gone to the butchers
>8 sausages
>4 chicken thighs
>4 burgers
£12 for about 2kg of meat not too shabby
Just checked deliveroo and it's £19.95 on there
Deliveroo users are such MUGS

/brit/ boypussy

watching vtuber clips

>>212206270
Ungrateful little cunt

>>212206265
>1344688452226.jpg

watching uk's strongest man on channel 5. they're bending steel bars in a race. sort of like gladiators but dumber.

>>212206279
do love a good chickoid thigh, particularly nice when fried in air and they get super crispy

>>212206313
>let me tell you about your country

anyone seething about anything ?

>>212206288
same https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1750503174047345.webm

>>212206336
so this is rorke's backstory

>>212206363
went out earlier and saw loads of them being noisy and even more of the other them delivering things on e bikes

currently seething

>>212206363
(sweat running down my face, breathing heavily, teeth gritted, forehead vein bulging)
err no x

just had the new maccas mcwings my rating:
they have more meat than kfc wings
less tasty breading than kfc
more consistent than kfc because half the time they give you a shriveled homunculus meat
id say its like a cross breed between a chicken nugget and a wing, probably wont get them again

Arseberg suddenly decided to vent his fury, just shotgun blasted the toilet bowl with liquid shit.

https://c.lovense-api.com/t2/kftb4rhx

horny as hell lads x

>>212205559 (OP)
How much do you drink on average per week canslad

>>212206391
schoolgirls?

>>212206413
virus

>>212206413
uh oh he's at it again

>>212206413
you need a clue

>>212205657
yeah there are a few

>>212206435
need to spaff mate x

No you see America is actually shit

>>212206357
Air fryer mong

she's not quite the stunner we're after boyos

Went for an incel walk, now enjoying an incel coffee

>>212206399
do abos like kfc?

>>212206483
>Those boots
Do they make them for men too?

>>212206483
More of an incel pint man me

>>212206483
Dressed like a nonce

>>212206495
who doesnt

>>212206483
glasgow anon

>>212206413
John McAfee's ghost just started screaming at me

>>212206522
didnt ask what youre wearing

mad how putting whiney autotuned swedish vocals over australian trap beats produces the greatest music on earth

rorke aged 32 playing pokemon with an emulator on his android phone on the bus to his warehouse job

>>212206544
bladee mentioned

>>212206463
That’s the spirit have a good spaff x

>>212206510
you come in enough men for both of us

>>212206573
sscaystfgajg

>>212206544
aussie music peaked that video holly valance got topless

might lose weight and grow my hair out and shave my arse im so lonely i need someone to want me

9am alarm set no more incel schedule
i will be a productive neet

Wow looks so terrible

>>212206446
For me it's this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMpxb-PsEss

too warm to wank to sissy porn

hungover as hell and hate this warm weather grrrrrrrr

If you think about it /brit/ is one of the only truly free places to communicate anonymously really

just saw a hedgehog

>>212206573
pic for illustration purposes only

>>212206616
part timer

>>212206606
choon

>>212206666
poo screaming

sat in my armchair wearing my tweed jacket while i smoke a pipe reading yaoi manga

>>212206604
California is so kino

>>212206618
turn the ac on

>>212206627
Don’t wanna think about it

idiot rape

>>212206627
yes and therefore it will be banned very soon by ofcom

I didn't know about funeral jobs so I didn't know Paul Bearer's name was a pun

>>212206674
it was gay porn last time I see your taste has refined

The lads

Reckon I have diabetes, the warning signs are all there

cant believe its sunday

>>212206704
you dont see anything you blind oaf

>>212206704
im a gay porn renaissance man

im not even going to lament the loss of /gif/ tbqhwy, ever since it became 5 pages its all just boring vanilla shite

>>212206728
just becuaise im bnlind sodesnt mean i cant see

Just worked out how to play Total War video games

odds: shower, drive to asda and do a big shop
evens: wank, walk to tesco and get essentials

>>212206676
It can’t be the yank says it’s terrible and his life is awful

>>212206643
Never seen one :(

>>212206606
more of a this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdzEF5Wyftk man myself

>>212206746
and is your gf impressed?

>>212206743
It's all racebait

might get steaming and listen to redgum while being racist online until it’s time to wank to charli’s glastonbury porn show

I've only ever seen dead hedgehogs
wonder if its an omen

>>212206784
It may surprise you to find out I have no gf but I'm waiting for one to arrive at my smelly incel bedroom door any day now

faberge egg

mad how I'm screaming

everything sounds cooler in latin

>>212206789
yeh, can't even have a decent fight thread anymore without black obsessed cuckoldposting gaylords ruining it (ironically of course)

>>212206824
saved a hedgehog from death once

only really bother with the incest threads on /gif/

hedgehogs are called hedgehogs because they live the hog the hedges loool

>>212206838
*opens mouth wide like Kirby and gobbles it up whole*

>>212206851
There was a TND thread the other day which was pretty good

>>212205815
cackling

>>212206856
a hog is a pig

>>212206861
scemaign

>>212206861
crying

love weezer reminds me of when i was just a loser not an incel

>>212206861
:)

Just cleared out a charity shop, all these books for £5

Absolute bargain lads

the sinking of the rainbow warrior

lied on my CV. wrote straight-up porkies. complete and utter fiction from a demented mind

had a dream my mum was flying around the house on a pedestal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C53QtZkwF8&list=RD2C53QtZkwF8&start_radio=1

Got the 'olling 'tones on

>>212206928
Maybe it means you put her on a pedestal

>>212206931
how is he sucking THREE golf balls then

>>212206914
the only time the frogs were based

>>212206960
fucking ROARING

>>212206855
did you find any real ones?

>>212206960
greedy bastard

Got my laundry on. Purchased some tumble dryer sheets so my bedsheets are going to smell and feel absolutely lush tonight when I have my nightly constitutional (wank). Going to be a lovely lavender smell as I tug my 5.8 inch willy.

>>212206885
have they played say it ain't so yet?

>>212207009
no

>>212206960
me when there's scotch eggs at the buffet

I don't wank to look at peng women I do it for the five seconds of tranquility I feel after I coom

>>212207028
splendid. got them on the telly now. love that song.

>>212206960
>>212207034
three golf balls, jamal? that's insane.

mad how I'm completely stone cold emotionless when watching the most brutal rape porn videos
think there's something wrong with me

>>212206960
nigga look like wallace

downloading a minecraft movie 2025

>>212206999
not interested in that anything real would probably be grim

>>212207065
lacking empathy isn't something you should be bragging about, mate...

>>212207066
fucking SCROMING

miss my friends i had when i was at school. one of them got married and the other one became a gym autist.

some wog just tried to squeese behind me on the tube at the barrier to dodge the fare and my card didn't work, walked straight into me and then said sorry cuz and stepped back and looked very awkward

>>212207065
probs because youve been watching simulated reality on a 1080p monitor for so long you have become detached from reality

>>212207065
That’s a bad road to be going down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgSJyw8nNhs

cmon lads get f*cking on it yes lads cmon it saturday yes lads lets go get on it cmon i said cmon

the big question is shall i have a stella, a gin and tonic, or a nice glass of cold white wine?

>>212207065
need you put in a cell

>>212207110
you ought to bend over and drop your pants so his bbc goes up your bum next time

>>212207139
yes

>>212207066
wailing like a siren at this

spaffed so much thanks to whichever lad was on me link x

>>212207139
get a spritzer down ya

>>212207164
can i try now o.O

>>212207066
2 pictures.

don't know why they bother sticking that middle pickup on some les pauls. looks shit and doesn't really serve much purpose.

checking the daily news aggregate site

sweating like a dog in a chinese

>>212207181
!!!

>>212207178
might post another one a bit later x

>>212207139
Get the white out the fridge 15 mins before you drink it lad, but this is a beer saturday if I ever saw one

>>212207184
alri ringo starr

Love how each member of Radiohead looks like a sexless incel, except for Ed O'Brein who looks like a model

Would love to take a nice relaxing shite into Ruby's gaping mouth

>>212207184
Sacrilege having a middle pickup on an lp

>>212207213
nice one lad frosty can of stella it is

Don't know where the idea of 17 year olds not being able to consent came from

abishek just grangled my gran but the council dont want to know

>>212207263
america

hitting that with a cheeky report. don't need nonce shit in /brit/.

daddy's flown across the ocean

how come 4chan wont let me post the .exes

>>212207263
Because, where does it end?

>>212207317
um

he looks a bit like carl from the simpsons doesnt he

Weezer phoning it in
Time for Rivers Homo to retire!

>>212207327
anything left from him?

>>212207360
chortling

>>212207360
not more than any other black person

>>212207329
Good.

>>212207362
his voice sounds a bit fucked

>>212207066
screanmg

>>212207360
he looks like a retarded black bastard, mate

wearing a condom in the shower so I can retain my smeg dick

screamnig

forgot to eat food again today

nygger

>>212207399
sensing some racist undertones from this post
sort it out mate yeah?

ate several fibre bars earlier. shall see the ramifications this has on my pooing.

oh yeah all right

>>212207373
just a memory

nat figger

SAY IT AIN'T SOOOOOO

>>212207437
Hans.

>>212205597
>>212205597
>>212205597

if I get just a lil bit more flexible I'll be able to fuck my own toes

just found out that australians call it "scissors paper rock"
I can't believe they've been posting in /brit/ for a decade tricking us into thinking they're people when they do this

REAL NEW
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>>212207505
>>212207505

figment of your imagination

>>212207516
early

cansmong itching to post a shite edition instead

>212206151
still waiting for materialist mongs rebuttal of this

>>212206336
Brat requires correction