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alri lads x

can't stop screaming at the top of my lungs

>>212207403
>spaino had to bump his own /new/

can you just castrate yourself, lad?

just spotted my opps in maplin
gonna go chef em up

Mate is back home for the weekend so I let himself into his house and left a turd in his house lmao

we always called it rock paper niggers

noo pigger

>>212207560
Look at the mirror.

buck flacks

>>212207578
done him

just dont find flowers that beautiful or interesting really

yes its nice but people take it too far

racismlad taking a short break from jabbing his rotting arm with smack to perform some racism

>>212207575
Ignore.

>>212207600
you're brown

>>212207590
Thanks.

spotted my ops in mcdonalds so me and my allies went to burger king instead

chopstick down the japseye

bollocking a golf ball

>>212207621
>liking flowers
Alri gayboy haha

>>212207656
you have no allies

>>212205597 (OP)
corrrrrr

>>>/s/22215277
>>>/s/22215277

100mg of 69-FAG-POO straight up the shitter

Any checks out their thin spot on shop security cameras man in?

>>212207669
my garden is your mum's bedroom, i admire her flower in there, and there's a lot of seed being planted

>>212207513
>>212207594

>>212207685
seen plenty of fit indian women but id never be able to look past the smell

just wanked and camed in my undies

>>212207717
spaino, less of the vpn, please, thanks

it's that time of week when I told myself i'd go to church all week only to get drunk and not bother going again

>>212207710
My mums dead

The answer is here.

Turns out you need fucking a levels as a requirement to join the RAF as a fighter jet pilot what a load of shit people talk about classism but this actually is

>>212207600
its mostly a woman thing

just saw diego in the /mu/ glasto general
hes so whitty lol

>>212207764
more like geeks, loser

>>212207774
Yes mate we don't want thickos behind million pound equipment

theres no bigger sign of an unfucked incel than not liking black women or big arses

>>212207774
Mate, if you can't even pass a fucking A level it's only fair they won't let you near the controls of a hundred million quid plane.

Youtube recommendations are completely fucked. I've ruined them through a week long auditor binge. I now know all of the auditor drama in the UK.

>>212207817
thoughts?

Panic.

>>212205597 (OP)
symmetra?

>>212207811
That makes no sense they fucking teach you how to fly it so why would it matter if I had a levels or not you cannot defend this

>>212207774
>doesn't ga be a levels
:|

Here's the story of Rhodesia
A land both fair and great
On the 11th of November
An Independent State
This was much against the wishes
Of certain governments
Whose leaders tried to break us down
And make us all repent

But we're all Rhodesians and we'll fight through thick and thin
We'll keep our land a free land from the enemy coming in
We'll keep them north of the Zambesi, till that river's running dry
And this mighty land will prosper, for Rhodesians never die

>>212207520
if you said hmv i would've believed you

>>212207774
you don't have a-levels..?

>>212207887
The video below.

kneecap stream, probably wont be shown on iplayer later

>>212207891
>governments
>repent
Doesn't rhyme

>>212207898
I never went to sixth form
>>212207856
It’s not about passing them I didn’t DO THEM

Not my work desu.

>>212207891
fucking gayboys in their booty shorts

remember when telling a woman she had a big arse was a grave insult. now its celebrated. how times change. seen a lot in my time, but this is probably the most jarring thing of all to me. the sexualisation of arse fat.

>>212207774
not really classism is it considering everyone has the opportunity to do a levels

80 years on, it's clear that Adolf Hitler was an absolute prophet who fought to save the European peoples from annihilation.

>I’m not worthy to speak up for Adolf Hitler, and to any sentimental rousing his life and deeds do not invite.

>Hitler was a warrior, a warrior for humankind and a preacher of the gospel of justice for all nations. He was a reforming character of the highest order, and his historical fate was that he functioned in a time of unequaled brutality, which in the end failed him.

>Thus may the ordinary Western European look at Adolf Hitler. And we, his close followers, bow our heads at his death.

-Obituary for Adolf Hitler by Knut Hamsun (1945)

>>212207932
Weren't your GCSEs good enough? No chance with A levels if you can't get decent GCSEs?

Haha.

john fogarty will die during this set

Bit tired, lads.
Might sleep instead of getting the cans

wish i could call in a B-2 airstrike on my enemies

>>212207932
you are too much of a thicko to do a proper job then i'm afraid lad. have you tried fruit picking? right up your street.

>>212207942
No but it’s a legal form of classism they know by requiring a levels they won’t be filtering out some Tory boy faggot but they will filter out someone who went and did an apprenticeship
>>212207961
I got Cs and Bs

>turn on Glastonbury
>It Ain't Me starts playing

>>212207958
GCHQberg

>>212207958
He was the King of Kings

>>212207932
a levels are just a gateway for uni education
I didn't do a levels but managed to get into uni and have a masters
all depends on your subject knowledge

>>212208012
Did you do an apprenticeship in jet piloting?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1720spO4yQ

Aryan spirit.

>>212208026
from an anthropological perspective what is the purpose of waving

>>212208007
Not really I have a proper job I just liked the idea of becoming a pilot

Too many sins. Done by a maid.

>>212208069
fruit picking isn't a proper job m8 sorry

>>212208060
No bricklaying

when are you lads going to start edging in anticipation of are charlis tit show later?

I'm one of the last houses down a dead end street and I'm pretty sure the bin men do up to a certain point then just can't be arsed with the last bins

fucking kill binmen. arrest binmen. torture them for being useless enough to end up as binmen.

>>212208127
she's ugly and annoying

>>212208106
Ask the RAF if they have any walls they need building or repairing. Once you get in you can probably transfer to the fighter pilot department.

>>212208138
My mum tips them a tenner at Christmas the absolute mug

>>212208144
chuckled heartily at this

What are you doing?

>>212208127
Will not be watching that shite, will watch Neil Young on Pyramid.

>>212208182
Think you’re funny but you’re not absolute shit attempt

Brown biomass? Ground up into fuel.

>>212208068
It exposes your palms.

>>212208069
if you really want to you can do a levels as a private candidate, just need to find a school or college which accepts them and study the material yourself

not a fan of female pop stars who dress like prostitutes

>>212208254
Easy, nigger.

anyone planning a spree?

>Numbeo, Deutsche Bank calculations. Note: We have defined a cheap date as follows: 1 bottle of wine, 1 pair of jeans, 1 dress, 2 coffees, a meal for 2 people in mid range restaurant, 2 cinema tickets, 2 transport
tickets one way, a 5km taxi trip.


£350 on a date lul what are they smoking

>>212208222
you're seething hard mate
not sure how you thought a runt like you could became a fighter pilot under an circumstances

clamping a nintendo DS around my dick and fucking it

currently waiting for the latest bunnyayu fansly leak

>>212208328
shouldnt do that mate still a good system

BEERO EXPENSIVO DOWN UNDERO

>>212208361
Brother is slow.

>>212208363
*makes a mii of you on my wii U gamepad and cum tributes it*

The betrayal of Rhodesia was utterly inhuman.

The British elite are absolutely in love with Bantus.

>>212208276
Then I have to go to a college and look like a freak
>>212208317
I’m not seething you’re just mocking me for no reason. There’s zero reason why I can’t become a pilot I don’t think you understand they TEACH you, no one goes into it already knowing how to fly

>>212208365
they pay extra for the poo smell

>>212208365
Still expensive here

>>212208395
never played a wii u go for it lad

>>212208397
Not you.

danny from the script was at my wedding

>>212208400
they probably just do the a-levels thing as an automatic tard filter because theyd get a million fighter pilot applications a year from autists like you and probably just don't want to have to go through it all manually

The moon is currently in a Waxing Crescent
Thought you'd like to know!

>>212208446
So classism like I said thanks for proving my original point

>>212208417
cor

>>212208423
To Eurasians?

>>212208448
ill wax your crescent in a minute you outrageous little twink

Need to do a big shop. Only got carrots, a block of lard, and cheese in the fridge at the moment.

A 3 BED FLAT IN CITY CENTRE? FOR RENT? AHAHAHAHAHA GOOD LUCK

>>212208400
>Then I have to go to a college and look like a freak
only on the exam day. if you find somewhere that accepts private candidates you pay a certain amount (maybe £100 or £200) for each a level and you just show up on exam day, really not too bad

They can send their men to murder
And they can shout their words of hate
But the cost of keeping this land free
Can never be too great
For our men and boys are fighting
For the things that they hold dear
That this land and all its people
Will never disappear

>>212208468
love that you basically just agreed that poor people are retarded lol x

>>212208487
>That this land and all its people
>Will never disappear
Lol

>>212208479
Time for a cheesy carrot traybake x

>>212208487
Good nerves?

Krauts getting raped in energy bills. Everyone really but they're getting it the worst

>>212208316
why are the jeans included

not doing much today, bit bored

>>212208487
this has to be the most virginous gimmick of the year seriously

>>212208511
Were it not for the British government, Rhodesia would exist today.

proper funny that

Kowala.

>>212208508
Or maybe poor people are less likely to a levels which like the other guy said are a gateway to university.
Love that you’re getting involved when you’re not even from here lol x

>>212208549
hellooo newfag

DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

We'll preserve this little nation, for our children's children too!
For once you're a Rhodesian, no other land will do
We will stand forth in the sunshine, with the truth upon our side.
And if we have to go alone, we'll go alone with pride!
But we're all Rhodesians and we'll fight through thick and thin!
We'll keep our land a free land, stop the enemy coming in!
We'll keep them north of the Zambezi till that river's running dry.
This mighty land will prosper for Rhodesians never die!

>>212208592
Open.

Finally some good news, petrol's cheaper in 2025

>>212208587
>i-i've wasted more of my life here than you have!!
idgaf nigga go pay off your mortgage

my dad's rhodesian
would like to visit zimzam some day
will probably not be able to afford it though

>>212208627
Fuck off back there then

>>212208423
They’re shite

>>212208627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmqUNfflw3s

>>212208627
Just isn’t though is he

>>212208400
>I don’t think you understand they TEACH you
that is how every job works. i don't think you understand what qualifications are

>>212208592
me logging into /brit/

>>212208669
ye. but they're on the telly at the moment and that is my only fact about the script.

What's the modern version of Rhodesia?

TIA bru, TIA

>>212208706
wakefield

Every single tiktok you see of a major city in Europe is just filled with brown biomass. Everywhere you look.

Only half the Ukrainian click though so I feel?

>>212208706
hong kong

Rhodesian soldiers fought basically naked. No armour, shorts etc. Pretty much the closest thing to ancient warriors.

Why do they keep building shit high rises

>>212208667
odd response
>>212208681
odd response

>>212208726
Thats a very offensive term

had a customer who was very rude to me when i was delivering pizzas earlier, thinking about getting revenge by going back to their house and spraypainting "pedo" on their garage door

>Anonymous - The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion
>Aurelius, Marcus - Meditations
>Burke, Edmund - Reflections on the Revolution in France
>Carlyle, Thomas - On Heroes, Hero-Worship, and the Heroic in History
>Codreanu, Corneliu Zelea - For My Legionaries
>Davis, Jefferson - The Rise and Fall of the Confederate Government
>de Benoist, Alain - Manifesto for a European Renaissance
>Devi, Savitri - The Lightning and the Sun
>Evola, Julius - Revolt Against the Modern World
>Faye, Guillaume - Why We Fight
>Filmer, Robert - Patriarcha
>Ford, Henry - The International Jew
>Grant, Madison - The Passing of the Great Race
>Guenon, Rene - The Reign of Quantity and the Signs of the Times
>Heidegger, Martin - Being and Time
>Herrnstein, Richard J and Murray, Charles - The Bell Curve
>HITLER, ADOLF - MEIN KAMPF
>Hobbes, Thomas - Leviathan
>Junger, Ernst - Storm of Steel
>Kaczynski, Ted - Industrial Society and its Future
>Luther, Martin - The Jews and their Lies
>MacDonald, Kevin B. - The Culture of Critique
>Machiavelli, Niccolo - The Prince
>Mosley, Oswald - The Alternative
>Nietzsche, Friedrich - Beyond Good and Evil
>Pierce, William Luther - The Turner Diaries and Who We Are
>Plato - The Republic
>Pound, Ezra - The Cantos
>Raido - A Handbook of Traditional Living
>Raspail, Jean - The Camp of the Saints
>Redbeard, Ragnar - Might is Right
>Riis-Knudsen, Povl Heinrich - National Socialism: The Biological World View
>Rockwell, George Lincoln - This Time the World
>Rosenberg, Alfred - The Myth of the 20th Century
>Schmitt, Carl - Political Theology
>Sorel, Georges - Reflections on Violence
>Spengler, Oswald - The Decline of the West
>Strasser, Otto - Germany Tomorrow
>Taylor, Jared - White Identity
>Tilak, Bal Gangadhar - The Arctic Home in the Vedas
>Tort, César - The Fair Race's Darkest Hour
>Tzu, Sun - The Art of War
>Venner, Dominique - The Shock of History
>von Clausewitz, Carl - On War
>Yockey, Francis Parker - Imperium

rorke is gonna freak when he sees the kneecap set

DO YOU LIKING CURRY

DO YOU LIKING INDIAN FOOD

DO YOU LIKING HAIRY INDIAN VAGENE

DO YOU LIKING FEMALE ARM HAIR

that's biomass in the filterberg

Just became a nonce

>>212208684
Ah so if I did a level geography that suddenly makes me qualified ahhhh ok makes perfect sense

Reckon they should give me a wildcard entry into wimbledon

>>212208787
who are you even posting this shte for

Brown biomasslad is relentless

missus in a fucking mard with me because I saved us both from getting mugged. was sitting with her in the park earlier, just the two of us in a fairly secluded area, when I clocked a dodgy fella in a coat and balaclava walking over. Was 26C so clearly he was going to mug us, no normal person would be dressed like that in this weather. had to practically drag her towards the highstreet and she's still upset with me for being "too forceful" when pulling her wrists because she was almost refusing to stand up, even after I pointed out the fella walking over. don't really want to apologise to her really, because I was clearly in the right, but she's still in a strop hours later. you fellas ever experience shit like this with your missus'?

>>212208812
Brown biomass

Rorke thinking being racist makes him hard lmao

she needs dumping horrible horrible woman

get the fucking brown biomass wanked off

Brown biomass

>>212208865
Bomb.

>>212208826
>she's still upset with me for being "too forceful"
she's just annoyed she got horny over it
give her a shag next time

>>212207877
Because if you can't even pass your a levels you're not going to be able to learn the stuff

>>212208812
Normal people with enjoyable lives:
>let's go to glasto this summer, drink some beers, watch some music, have a laugh
Bitter virgins on 4chan:
>god look at all the rasheeds and brown biomass at glastonbury - the west has fallen

>>212208627
My dad's kenyan (a white one - obviously) and we were looking at where he use to live on Google Earth and it's now a giga-shithole. barbed wire everywhere, proper third world shit
He was talking about how giraffes use to come up to his window to visit them, and now the land looks utterly barren with litter everywhere
almost broke his heart to see how it had changed

i've seen the future
it is dark

>>212208826
she's wet

>>212208906
This why exterminationism was and is needed

I had sex in a dream tonight

>>212208803
Welcome to the club

>>212208826
You sound abusive

>>212208921
Pass.

>>212208826
she wants a man who would fight that man, not flee like a pussy

heading down to shoezone

>>212208891
me and my mates always end up making racist jokes together when we see a whole heap of indians (or the like) together on a night out and such
its not so black and white as you think

>>212208865
Maybe he should ask her about it rather than ask strangers on the internet

>>212208911
me on the left

Hello.

wbrap

>>212208891
nothing says summer vibes as chanting brown biomass blood feuds about desert people 5000km away

>>212208941
People like you are everything that's wrong with the world

>>212208968
whateva u say queen x

>>212208957
I love you, Fares. Will you be my boyfriend?

seasidemark flag at glasto

would you rather have sex with a biological woman or smash your penis with a cinderblock

>>212208670
is this the movie where the white man finds moral redemption for past sins when he sacrifices himself for the future of his non-white friends?
oh wait, that's every movie

wonder what state charlis curryhole is in right now

>>212208992
that the fella who wrote the turner diaries?

>>212209021
caked in shite

>>212208996
Pass.

Irish media is properly seething over the BBC refusing to air Kneecap's Palestine-fellating set loooool

>>212209000
How much does the cinderblock weigh?

>>212209021
her coke and takeaway farts must reek

>>212209045
wow

pulling hairs out of the shower drain and eating them

>>212209038
...yh

>>212208865
mmhmm pay up lil boy

>>212209074
Thanks.

>>212209063
40 lbs

just got called ops at mcdonalds

>>212208878
But what about people who never did a levels how is that fair

>>212208992
This really true? The soilders against whites seem to be antichristian wokes. Although that wouldn’t stop them being filled with the remnants of religious guilt

AHHHHHHH

>>212209125
>religious guilt
That's largely it

stroking the base of catberg's tail

off to tesco

>>212209125
nah it's bollocks
none of the problems he's whining about existed when britain was a christian country

Would you believe it?

quite fancy the bird out of amyl and the sniffers

London so much safer now don't get it when people say it's not

>>212209219
looks so much better without the goth larp

wish i had a bitter archnemesis like peter griffin and the giant chicken
reckon that would spice things up a bit

brownbiomasslad on the BEAT

>>212209248
Does she fuck

>>212208991
Funny how when I meet shaggers in the real world, they're not racist, but when I see virgins on the internet, they're racist

Right lads, just found out there's a bit of the old fake fighting on in about an hour
So I suppose I shall be getting the BIG cans early

>>212209267
aye she does right

>>212209283
Then get some help.

>>212209215
>when britain was a christian country
Britain is Christian

>>212209252
Go and punch a drug dealer or something then

>>212209248
only cause she's hiding her tats

>>212208826
Bitches don't understand urgency. I've had something similar with my soon to be ex. She is fat and lazy and does not move very quick even when it is needed. Then will get upset if you try and move her out the way or that. Braindead behaviour

>>212209291
woke shite

>>212209291
played this in 0.5 speed

>>212209252
It's not as fun as it sounds. I had an archnemesis once, but after I lost a fight against him one time he violently sodomised me and I really haven't felt happy, or even human, since.

Cool.

>>212209273
making the odd racist joke doesn't make a man actually racist you pansy

>>212209248
only because she isn't caked in zoomer clown paint

FEELING NOSTALGIC

we posting webms then?

is andrew huberman alt right?

Arbeit Macht Frei

>>212209346
Southeast German.

doing farts and drinking stella

>>212209360
chip shop named Arbeit Macht Fry

>>212209384
No.

>>212209386
scromjongteong

>>212209384
the appropriate action to take in this weather

Liar...

shag redheads

If Diego was here (and he isn't after yesterday's debacle) I'd ask him if they should be airing Kneecap's Britain-hating Gaza-loving Glasto set (performed using a dead tongue)

>>212209384
when bae asks what ur upto xx

>>212209349
what is this from?

>>212209360
I tried this it doesn’t work

>>212209300
when it had a christian ruling class then

>>212209414
something something cock something something pussy something something [insert punchline here]

you lads had that hot honey pizza from ‘ominos yet?

God bless America and God bless Israel!
Thank you!

/brit/ 2: escape to africa

>>212209443
Yh well nice mate

>>212209448
Fair.

would be interesting to see what the kneecap crowd would look like to be fair
don't know how many British people with their heads screwed on would actually like them

corr

>>212209219
goths shouldn't wear normie makeup it looks wrong

rorke's toilfu biting her lip when he starts ranting about brown biomass

>>212209436
extraordinarily unfunny post

>I HATE SUMMER
>TOO HOT
>HATE SUMMER
>TOO FUCKING HOT
>women walking around in short dresses and tennis skirts
well, it's not all bad

>>212209462
Beats.

>>212209443
Don't eat Dominos and haven't for a long while. Tastes good, but wouldn't be willing to spend £20 on a single pizza. Just poor value for money, even if it does taste alright.

>>212209443
no mate. I don't eat that muck

i just came in my boxerssssss

>>212209491
Gaga

>>212209485
Yeah, I agree.

>>212209436
*pops your head smooth off*

>>212209429
doctor who

>>212209489
love summer me

Off to Tescos in a min-mo. Anyone want owt?

>>212209489
love summer me

i think you created a fucking frankenstein in junior

don't like how much rubbish is on my street
I want to clean it up

>>212209568
yeah mate can of pop please

Fear.

sucking a moth ball

>>212209568
fattest cucumber they have and loads of Vaseline

new
>>212207505

7/10.

For a mutt???