Thread 212207505

Britain edition

>>212207505 (OP)
pakistan looking peng

retail space for lease

>>212207505 (OP)
>>212209625
You're brown

>>212207505 (OP)
>>212209634
>>212209634

SAVED FROM BEING DEAD

CLOSE ONE

just got my sheets out the tumble drier and they smell absolutely wonderful

spending the day spreading divisive propaganda x

yeah we'll use this one

Wish someone would airdrop a load of Israeli Flags over Glastonbury for the lulz.

The choonage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjBL-sSpuFM&list=RDTjBL-sSpuFM&start_radio=1

>>212209625
yeah i'll have that
want to start a turnkey turkish barber operation, have a wholesale weed dealer lined up

>>212209650
the fuck?

Just played my favourite game of finally doing the flat cleaning that i was putting off and dreading all week, only for it to take 25 minutes. Happens every time. Will i learn? no.

How does it feel that all your rich folks are leaving because the gubbamant is removing their nondom tax privilege? You are losing business and wealth to Italy, why are you bongs letting this happen?

>Check ebay listings
>Edit
>You need to sign in again
>Approve sign in on your phone
>Gmail: Did you just sign in?
>Alternative email: Did you just sign in?
Oh fuck oooooooooooffffffffffffffffffffff AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>212209708
the best post-beatles solo album

>>212209662
hope elton flies in your window and does a cummy fart on them

would sniff amyls arse tbf

Favourite crypto fash symbol lads? Sun Cross for me

>>212209741
Nothing better than cleaning the gaff after a while. Sometimes I make my room look more like more like a tip just so tidying it is more satisfying.

>>212209826
sluts

>>212209644
tiny brown nipples

>>212209834
um

>>212209820
kolovrat

>>212209834
one on the right is in heat

ban the lime bikes ban all of them fucking uber

Lesbians are so fucking mentally ill

Want a Chinese for dinner but the place doesn't deliver.
I'd have to phone it in then walk down and back with the food.
It might be doable

>>212209897
Something puke.

would you rather have a hindu brahmin neighbor or a white muslim neighbor?

Is it nice living around 99% white people

Kneecap seethed like the lefty wankers they are, foreshadowing all the way that their set would be essentially just be them hanging out of the anus of Palestine, then themselves got shagged up the arse by not getting live coverage
A bigger loss for leftypol than you lot will ever know

>>212209910
Your little goal for the day x

>>212209910
sounds like a plan

>>212209963
cute x

>>212209953
>then themselves got shagged up the arse by not getting live coverage
lmao done em

>>212209950
roar

>>212209999
screaming at this

>>212209994
ktim

ahahahaha like we should defo make tinie tempah the official national anthem hahahahaha

iaaptrc

:)

>>212209991
he was so easy to rile up

vgh so annoying

>>212209933
i'll have the wuslim bossman

>>212209650
was having some lovely fucking cans with the gf the other day

>>212209820
Not very crypto is it

>>212210039
The same method professor?

>>212210056
right that's tonights wank sorted

>Several men in Britain have been convicted of taking a 15 year old schoolgirl into a van.
>They then livestreamed themselves s*xually assaulting and r*ping the girl.

Guess their sentence?
The men avoided jail.

Does the UK unironically have a rape culture? It’s not even jeets/muslims who do raping, you see many ethnic Brits doing this type of shit too. Very very strange. Thoughts?

fuck it going to fast today
been taking a break from the gym due to tendonitis anyway

>>212207505 (OP)
>Britain edition
is this really necessary?

sir yank shitstirrer

>>212210056
>no pubes

>>212210108
You are right?

>>212210119
>>212210108
>>212210098
>>212210140
why the fuck are you here you odious rats

I like them... smooth...

>>212209994
lol. I actually am

>>212210081
saving myself for charli later and going to turbo wank
might even eat my spunk after

only the PREMIER LEAGUE coming back will stop the raping

i cant wait to watch the PREMIER LEAGUE again with all my favourite players

Apply.

>>212210056
pretty sure this doesn't happen in Pokemon

>>212210161
someone has to balance out all the faggot and schizo posts made under the british flag
don't worry your government will ban 4chan soon enough

I will take a shit.

houses in my area on sale for £200,000 more after only being sold in 2021

>>212210204
i find i care less and less about it each year

>>212210249
Vocaroo the plop

>>212210197
Don't believe you

>>212209953
I wish I was there waving around a 50ft Israel Flag

>>212210265
ok

>>212210098
Paedo culture is as British as footy

>>212210204
oil sport

>>212210279
Pass.

>>212209953
it's all publicity innit. feel like all this media hoo ha just makes people who had no idea who kneecap even were go and check them out. that's how i ended up hearing them.

Looking into REITs

>>212210366
It would make sense..

>>212210265
The house I bought cost me 225000.
Well I don't fully own it yet, the bankers, the mortgages etc

>>212210204
Next season subbed players will be getting in game interviews after being subbed

That should be fun

Every bum has poo, but few know this poo removal trick

is kent a good area to live for an Indian family

>>212210395
bought my first flat for 275k 9 years ago. sold it 3 years ago for 500k. madness really

Just taken a legitimately vile poo

>>212210412
games gone

>>212210448
Think India would be better

I wasn't aware chatgpt voice chat 4o sounded so human

training my chi

Anyone been to Malta?

i will watch the premier league
i will spend thousands doing so
i will wear a mans name on my back
my heart yearns for my club
i want to merge my body
into one single living breathing entity
me and club

>>212210467
I've had 2 pissing out my arse shits today.
Not sure if it's the drink from last night or all the jalapenos I had for lunch

>>212210498
Nice nice.

>>212210498
probably

>>212210412
Can't wait for the gripping analysis of the player drinking a Lucozade Sport and warming up on the sidelines only to not be sent on

>>212210197
lol you are so nasty diego

>>212210498
The Maltese?

Closed then.

Losers of the day: Kneecap
Yesterday: Diego

>>212210523
>the player drinking a Lucozade Sport
This is 100% what its about. Sports drinks brands getting an advertising spot in the middle of matches

>>212210412
pretty cool desu, hope some of them slag off their managers in the heat of the moment haha

the squirrel ate the SALT pringles but not the CHEESE pringles. also the neighbor was watching so i had to pick the pringles up

BIG LIZZY
BIG LIZZY
WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT MAN THAT STACK BIG LIZZY
MAN GET PAPER BIG LIZZY
BIG BUNDLES BIG LIZZY
BIG LIZZY

wish i was a young anime boy
would be able to have so much sex with big tittied anime milfs

>>212210570
Slava Ukraine.

pootoil looms

>>212209775
not RAM?

>>212210570
clue was in the job title

>>212210498
many, many people have been to malta lad

We gotta knock down every single building built in the 1960s they were all awful

People over the age of 18 who are obsessed with Japan are basically the Zoomer equivalent of the Disney Adult

spag bol for tea, with a mountain of parmesan

it capital L Lovely de lids x

>>212210600
No he's right - it is All Things Must Pass, Ram next, then it's a bit of a chasm to a couple of Lennon's releases then it drops down into a full on canyon

fucking hate crosswords i get everything right but can't complete it because i don't know some nonsense about mohamed ali or whatever

Lads, it's Pulp.

Roy 'Chubby' Brown

>>212210597
>Long Island child the rapist pleads guilty to sharing baby rape pornography
>In her off-time, though, she was posting videos to Kik between June and October 2024 that showed violent sexual acts against several children between 6 months and 2 years old
>Based on federal sentencing guidelines, she could face roughly 10 to 12½ years in prison, with a mandatory five years behind bars when she’s sentenced Nov. 18.
mad how you can do maybe the most vile thing possible and only get 10-12 years

>>212210098
>sentenced to 11 and 8 months in prison
cannot understand why these nonces get such pathetic punishment

>>212210645
if its some pop culture nonsense i just google it

>>212210635
is your thread down or something?

>>212210634
not just zoomers who do this there are plenty of milennials and even gen x who are cringey weebs

>>212210635
barbeque for me x

>>212210635
Hopefully on Sunday you'll pop a rope around your neck and get it ended you shut in incel cunt. We don't care about you and are not your friends.

>>212210668
that's CHEATING

>>212210665
Suspended sentence, they'll not serve anytime in prison

>>212210635
this will be me tomorrow tbqhwy

>>212210698
Bible.

>>212210669
this is my designated blogposting thread mate x
>>212210676
lovely la what are you bbq-ing? any burgers? x
>>212210686
cheer up grumpy x
>>212210705
get innnn lad x

poo for tea

that amyl lady's nipples were really trying to escape but alas no success

>>212210635
corr

Might get into politics for the fanny

Girls with braces wearing things that girls with braces shouldn't be wearing tried talking to me in the town. Had to literally run away. We live in a scary world lads.

>>212210767
I am not gay.

>>212210771
um

most of /brit/ seem like that weird milennial npc co-worker you have that still lives with his parents and spends too much time on the internet and still thinks he's young and tries to befriend you

Why did Deegs start seething about people watching Glasto on iPlayer only to brag about doing so himself?
He's such a weird, twisted little mong.

Japan is such a shit country to obsess over too. They were basically thirdie-tier until the 1800s, at which point they speed-ran their development and just copied Britain, Germany and the US. These days their only known for nonce-bait cartoons, being absolutely barbaric in the second world war (and not apologising at all), and for their women being obsessed with white fellas. Now Italy or France, or even parts of the Middle East - that's a region worth being obsessed over.

the biggest whore at my job wears braces

women can feel your benis pump semen into their vergina

>>212210727
Fosters. Good call

>>212210791
ktim

>>212210799
Good post but should've ended after the first sentence
Have confidence in your opinions

>>212210758
cioa bella n tha x
>>212210792
he's unhappy and it just comes out in weird ways i guess x

Deanos are actually highly effeminate. The obsession with flashy status symbols like cars and popular holidays. The manicured moisturised tanned skin. The hair products. Fancy clothes. Chains and watches. Big muscles for aesthetics and not for strength. Like peacocking for women.

>>212210812
not mine, they can't. never had sex you see

>windows randomly installed "photos addon" to my computer
>started making "albums" out of my porn and emailing it to people
I just want to be left alone.

>>212210807
im sure the dentist will take them off your teeth soon

>>212210791
moved out before and moved back in during covid
why would anyone boast about living by themselves in 2025 in this economy, renting just drains your bank account like crazy

>>212210812
asked my gf and she said she cant feel it the cum itself but she can feel the throbbing

>>212210722
yes m8 doing burgers and soss plus some onions on the griddle bit. bit of salad to keep the poos a nice consistency.

Come on chaps. Time to get a clue. Time to become a man.

>>212210841
>>started making "albums" out of my porn and emailing it to people
I'd be in prison if this happened to me

>>212210807
Refute.

Feeling blackpilled and furious

>>212210828
peacocking is african american culture that has been appropriated

>>212210828
you know it's traditional for men to dress up and be flashy. look at upper class men in the 17th century

*becomes a man*
off to go drink a black coffee and pay my mortgage and have missionary sex with a woman I don't love anymore

my ideal girlfriend is 10-15 years younger than me

Great.

>>212210913
ktim, except the mortgage and sex

>>212210841
They've done you mate

>>212210863
corrrr lush and i do mean LUSH might do the same meself next week if the weathers good x

there are "people" among us who think that "reading books is like totally schizo autist shit bro"

>>212210913
Better than your current life

>>212210925
how old are you?

>>212210913
incel bros without a clue, our response?

>>212210944
Boom.

>>212210799
disagree

get out me thread filthy yanks *shoos you out with a brush*

>>212210944
reading is tedious and boring

>>212210828
Ye ye but they end up fucking hot gyal dem every weekend so...

>>212210935
You never leave your bedroom you incel cunt so why bother lying? We're not impressed by it and we're the only witnesses to your shut-in ''''''existence'''''''.

I'll say THE WORD
I'll say THE N WORD

Weird.

it's raining :)

>>212211014
you ok lad? x

>>212210913
>have missionary sex with a woman I don't love anymore
Is it your birthday or something?

>>212211030
Works fine with me..

£10 million is all i need

The 26-year-old was enjoying the recent bout of warm weather when a group of boys from the school behind her home climbed her fence to retrieve a lost football. After spotting her, they then went on to harass her with explicit verbal abuse that was caught on camera.

“Is this how the young generation are talking now?” she said.

“It’s scary they know phrases such as ‘Bend over’ and ‘get on your knees’, like how do they know that?”

People say casual sex gets boring and feels empty after a while but I reckon it's not true
If I didn't have a gf I could easily imagine myself just shagging different birds for the rest of my life and being totally content

operation air con has been activated
window kit emplaced
unit set to high / 20c

>>212211091
not asking for much are you mate haha x

South East Europe.

>>212211098
odds of her having an onlyfans

>>212211139
She doesn’t

>>212211134
brown incels opening this webm and wishing on a star

>>212211106
Housing an asylum seeker costs £40k per year. Just get rid of 250 of em and give me the money instead :)

mad and mental

Past.

>>212210996
no, it's not

>>212211172
this is why i don't feel guilty about claiming bennies, they waste ten times as much on boat people so the money is better in my pocket

/eire/ is slagging you lot off for not letting the greatest band in Irish history rattle on about how amazing brown people are while performing at Glastonbury.
Can you apologise then be done with it?

>>212211196
but enough about you haha you crazy bastard lol

I reckon being a virgin freak was WAY worse in the 80s-2000s than it is today
At least incels nowadays have pornography addiction to numb their anguish and distract them from their sexless reality

If you were a loser even 20 years ago it must've been torture. We had the exact same party culture, the women are just as fit and promiscuous, everyone else was having sex, and there was really no getting away from it. Reality was based in the physical world. Wanking to a magazine probably didn't salve the primal monkey brain the same way that a 4k sex video does today.

Can’t wait to see the reaction to the Oasis concert next week. They are going to be so shit haha

>>212211101
eww repugnant

I WANNA KNOW
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THE RAIN

>>212211255
how so

>>212211235
Did the man with the teacosy on his head start crying?

You know what time it is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0n34O9JJlN8

poo peng

>>212211244
>incels nowadays have pornography
There are porn crackdowns worldwide sadly
The golden age of easily accessible porn of the 2000s and early 2010s is ending

another gay man

>>212211244
>We had the exact same party culture
LMFAO. Todays "party culture" doesnt even come into the same universe as anything pre 88-00's

>>212211235
they aren't even good

Rorke?

>>212211244
Probably, but you have to bare in mind that being a virgin freak in the 80s-2000s was far less common (and also less mocked). These days I read somewhere that like 30% of Zoomers are virgins, and it is mocked RELENTLESSLY on social media.

>>212210888
a very very funny television moment
of all time

>turn on Glastonbury
>It Ain't Me starts playing

>>212211287
She's not even that fat

>>212211321
we need to talk about incel culture
and ban pornhub entirely

>>212211321
Leftypol shocked and astonished that Rorke is still anti-nonce, even when the offenders are white.

beyond unfair that some local shops have pre-heated roasted chicken and my paki cornershop is just delicatessen £1 meat sludge slop

I’ve become very anti-Christian over the recent years, seeing this slavish faith-based ideology as perhaps the primary cause of European civilisational collapse, having read quite closely into the likes of Catherine Nixey’s The Darkening Age, Revilo P. Oliver’s The Origins of Christianity, Tom Holland’s Dominion, and Charles Freeman’s The Closing of the Western Mind, and some abridged translations of Christianity’s Criminal History by Karlheinz Deschner, reinforced by the historical Roman writings of Celsus, Porphyry of Tyre, and the Emperor Julian, and, as with Edward Gibbon, have considered Christianity’s responsibility for the fall of Rome (and the theocratic brutality of Byzantium and the Dark Ages that effectively ended European science for well over a millennium, torturing and exterminating those Europeans who tried to hold out against the impositions of countless generations of bloodthirsty, ignorant, perverted Christian regimes, Europe split for seventeen centuries by terrible Christian sectarian warfare).

I have also considered its post-Enlightenment transition into liberalism and that all-encompassing secular ‘Neochristianity’, in the inspirational words of César Tort. This value system has conditioned a knee-jerk egalitarianism and relativistic weakness, a morality that Friedrich Nietzsche famously derided as fit only for slaves, a racially suicidal, life-hating framework of passivity, submission, and out-group preference, in complete contrast to the master morality values of Republican Rome and the cohesive Indo-European civilisations of the ancient world.

It’s worth noting that Christians referred to European advocates of Greco-Roman civilisation as ‘Gentiles,’ a Semitic term, before transitioning into even more erroneous and derogatory descriptors.

>>212211244
we had internet porn 20 years ago mate

>>212211287
mad how she married that swamp fella

um

>>212211330
Don't repost from /mu/ ok
It's very sad on your part. Wasn't even funny

>>212211287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnU4_duQDgA

>>212211390
Never posted on /mu/ once

>>212211287
Gib.

>stop listening to depressing music
>stop using social media and comparing myself to others
>stop watching porn daily (limit myself to once every 3-4 days)
>get to the gym and buy some new clothes which fit
>feel considerably happier
mad how the stoic no fappers are actually correct about everything

just execute people who commit crimes
justice isn't difficult to achieve

*inhales*

RUUNESCAAAAPE!!!!!!!!!!!

*everyone in wilkinsons turns round and stares at me*

>>212211321
hello rorke here
they need executing

Hope you're all watching Pulp live at Glastonbury right now

>>212211466
rorkes bird (he's trading her in for a 4/10 white girl)

>Fans cheer as mystery Pyramid Stage slot revealed as Britpop’s Pulp
wow... what a treat...

>>212211485
Oh not deporting no?

>>212211446
good lad

>>212211492
got dune 2 on

On 28 January 2022, a man named Amrit Magar was found guilty of stalking Raducanu at her home. Raducanu said that the incidents made her feel unsafe in her house and concerned about going out alone.[245] On 23 February 2022, the offender was sentenced to community service and given a five-year restraining order.[246]

the new chief of the MI6 had a nazi grandfather lmao

>>212211492
pissed off you cant say its not us when it is it makes it even more boring fuck them brown trousers wearing arsehole

>>212211536
Hello.

Love how Aldi has all other supermarkets on the ropes

'W-w-we pricematched, its the same as Aldi we swear!'

sometimes when I press on my nose it smells like peanut butter
what is that

All the lefty losers from BlueSky went back on TwitterX to cry about Kneecap not being streamed.

>>212211244
computers are also a reason for the rise in inceldom, they made it too easy to distract yourself and retreat from life

>>212211582
ALL DIE

>>212211582
lidl is cheaper and has far better quality

Lads I have some sad news about Rorke. He was involved in a traffic collision earlier and taken to hospital. Please let's all pray for Rorke and also write nice messages for him in one gigantic card.

watching the sperg gary numan performing at glastonbry

>>212211588
means a fly has laid 25 eggs in your nose and they're going to pop out into squirming little maggots covered with pus

Time for the cans

niggas watching Glastonbury on tele instead of just going

I don't know anything about "kneecap"

are they a group that have a vitrol hatred for the english despite the brown biomass hoards flooding them?

lovely bit of pulp on glasto

>>212211633
does he still stand upright like a pencil sperg

>don't know anything about 'kneecap'
guy who actually knows something about 'kneecap'

*kneecaps the person who first mentioned Kneecap in /birt/*

weecrap

>>212211492
Watching 4 in a bed on more 4 actually lad

>>212211625
Nice phone..

Feeling hot hot hot

Kneecap is a psyop

Everything north of the Tyne belongs to Scotland.

>>212211588
you have residue on your upper lip you disgusting fat abomination

autism isn't real
you're either retarded or a dumb ass

>>212211703
I've seen a photo of them dressing like the ira and they've mentioned palestine or something that's the extent of my knowledge regarding '''''''''''''kneecap''''''''''''''

now do they have a vitrol hatred of the english or not?

>>212211668
Yes.

jarvis is a funny spindly angular chap isn't he

>>212211759
they're larpers

Off out to the local bollockeur anyone want anything

>>212211668
Yep

Watching the darts on itv4 me

>>212211786
what they got?

>>212211643
no no that's not what it is it's been this way for years
silly
>>212211736
I haven't eaten peanut butter in many months it's not that
I think it might be yeast inside my nostrils or something?
does anyone know if yeast tends to grow in peanut butter and lend its aroma to it?

>>212211759
i like a lot of their songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vB5-7PHIDi8

>actually i know these things about kneecap
guy who just proclaimed to know nothing about kneecap

Closed subject.

>>212211786
non-functioning pair of testii please

>>212211369
IT'S TRUE LOVE DAMMIT
HE LOVES HER
SHE LOVES HIM

also she got on ozempic and got skinny again no more fat lana

>>212211693
he's been giving it some welly today

>>212211821
haha alri yeasty nostrils

>>212209634
>
>>212209634
>
>>212209634
>

like it's inside my nose around the tip area of the nostrils
you know when you get a little itchy and you press on your nose or wiggle it around? at that point I always smell an odd peanut buttery smell

>>212211823
i listened to them for the first time yday and i really liked the instrumentals but it was shite music overall

remember John Barrowman
what happened to him

Chippy tea?

>>212210952
I don't want to say

>>212211886
New.

>>212211882
got cancelled for getting his willy out. Not a joke

i don't really care

>>212211862
hi

>>212210056
name??? name???

>>212211882
one too many granglings

>>212211818
products for men's bollocks as well as miscellaneous products that are bollock-themed and little pieces of tat which resemble bollocks

Apply.

>>212211844
>no more fat lana
:(((((((

>>212211849
wow he's a 'new man' aha x

>>212211986
*spits out tea* pffffffffftHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Look at this..

>>212211693
fuck you you fucking suck fucker fuckko

Me Grangling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fex5FoNx0g

>>212212030
that's hot

All good.