Thread 212209634

LOVELY FUCKING CANS edish

CANS!

kneecap woke bastards fuck em

fight for black rights ya fucking incel chud

Got fanberg blowing cool air x

>>212209634 (OP)
spamming/flooding

>brits don't drink tea during their so called "tea time"
a nation of phonies

*inhales*

RUUNESCAAAAPE!!!!!!!!!!!

*everyone in wilkinsons turns round and stares at me*

my ideal girlfriend is still 10-15 years younger than me

how do you lads cope with the fact you will die someday

corr https://i.4cdn.org/tv/1751125955630729.mp4

Got a haircut earlier and the reaper has found the right hand side of my hairline, but that one side only. Might be time for the dick breaking meds.

Mad how I'm alive in a time where women like Jia Lissa do porn
Truly blessed x

absolutely starving and need time to hurry up so I can go to corner shop 5 minutes before they close to have the least possible chances of encountering another person

>>212212040
in previous times you would be married and have sex

Would love to take a nice big shite into Ruby's gaping mouth

>>212212046
also very hungry but enjoying pulp's set so need to wait til that ends to get the barbeque going. got cans anyway so i shall survive.

>>212212090
Ruby's porn career in 10 years time will be lush and I mean LUSH

cat

not gay but dreamed about juicy delicious cock again

Placing the order at Pizza La Vita (Cheadle) tonight x

The pizza gf

massaged isopropyl alcohol into my hands again

>>212212040
>>212212115
is your thread still down?

rubbish granger

>>212212144
is that the one that poos in a bag?

>>212212144
the pizza is whole so whose fucking pizza is she eating ????????

Absolutely mental how the entire developed world in 30 years is going to look like Canada
A sea of brown and yellow biomass everywhere all milling about holding shopping bags and Starbucks cups
No local culture, just the same global yank corporate superculture in every city and nation
There won't be nations though, just economic zones of biomass slaving away for money to spend on slop and poor quality consumer goods
At least the GDP will be up

>>212212144
cor and I mean COR

We've become an island of grangers

>>212212144
sexo

its currently 27.6c inside my dwelling place

>>212212185
listen mate just concentrate on the tits yeah, don't look any further into this

just hit my funny bone for the first time in many years
on my mouse pad

>>212212186
White people will never care as long as they have their slop

>>212212205
cleanliness status? rat-infested incel swamphole?

getting my ass blacked

>>212212214
the only tits I want to concentrate on is these ones

>>212212251
if that was a little girl youd be all over it eh gingerpedo

The Blacking of Britain

not ordering takeaway until my next round of bennies comes in

>>212212144
also her nail polish makes it look like her nailbeds are fucking badly bruised my friends
look at that
painful in appearance
not the best choice

>>212212286
mmhmm

>>212212271
excuse me you fucking creep can you not

>>212212115
Nah she's in her prime now
Needs to go on StrapLez, Vixen, WowGirls and Zishy

yuzu

>>212212233
today i cleaned the sinks!

>>212212186
Nah in 30 years the Turner Diaries will be reality

>>212212333
sup crodie x

k bye

Britain's Finest

>>212212299
can't imagine living like this

>>212212371
sup crodie x

mixed a gin and tonic just now but it isnt my best work

>>212212366
Good man x

on the cognac again

>>212212385
good tarn lad he is.

sue

A MBE for every bennymong

Sir Earl Turner

>>212212434
font

>>212212424
nonce lamb alert!

currently translating a song from portuguese to english that i also need to make rhyme and have all the same number of syllables so it can be sung in english and sound the same. quite the challenge.

>>212212453
which redditflaggers still post regularly these days

>>212212477
pinkie poos and rarey are pure goals <3333

Wankard Pooser sex arse

this is how i imagine pony poster
https://youtu.be/D6AzUv3LXD

gary numan did two songs with both his daughters and whilst neither has any talent i'd absolutely ruin them sexually

>>212212502
cornwall bristol and nova scotia
quite literally no one else (apart from me now :3)

>>212212520
ffs fucked the link up didn't i
https://youtu.be/D6AzUv3LXDc

>>212212547
Nice.

>>212212434
He is back!

>Ugandamong from Yorkshire back
>Suposter back
Fucking hell everyone's returning
Will Beto come back?

>>212212551
recognise you not so much im afraid

grangle grangle

>>212212536
hahaha no you wouldn't

>>212212612
>>Ugandamong from Yorkshire back
that's not me!
>>212212634
I joined the esteemed community about 2 weeks ago

Feel a bit merry after one can

people blame smartphones but i was a virgin freak before they were invented

>>212212590
Why does she look insane in that picture

>>212212656
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

When John Barrowman a literal gay man got cancelled for taking his cock out on set at the BBC I genuinely don't know why Gregg Wallace though he'd be safe. I'd have been looking for a new gig as soon as that happened. They're cancelling gays this is a new world order

>>212212679
what if smartphones retroactively made you a virgin freak though

Therefore rejoice, you heavens
and you who dwell in them!
But woe to the earth and the sea,
because the devil has gone down to you!
He is filled with fury,
because he knows that his time is short.

>>212212690
Always thought cats hated water

for whom the grangler grangles? It grangles for thee

>>212212667
i see

I'm a born again virgin.

>>212212721
they do that cat is a freak

>>212212721
that's an otter

>>212212738
church slags do be saying this

>>212212721
it's a turkish van, they love water

>>212212764
that's an otter

fucking Bitch™

>>212212738
Great.

this bloke on Glastonbury looks like a nonce

>>212212690
waterberg x

>>212211911
this nigga named Bap
who's his manager? Cob?
who does their publicity? Roll?

Remember the UK is a beautiful country with some of the loveliest people in the world

>>212212812
national treasure that bloke

>>212211945
tea time is for tea
but you don't need to have tea for tea

do you guys have mates or family members with lots and lots of tattoos

>>212212857
Never heard of him

The Bible.

need to cut down on my porklife, get some exercise

go on then cum on my face why don't you

there’s no way those girls at Glastonbury like being on some lads shoulders they just do it to get on tv

cant stand jarvis bloody cocker
arrogant pretentious twat

Shovelling spoonfuls of sugar and lard down my gullet.

Get Ruby Granger on FTV Girls
Now

>>212212952
Shame that, he thinks very highly of you lad.

>>212212764
Would love to shit in her mouth

Ok.

So Gondelf was the good guy and Sauronman and Saron the bad ones?

>>212212970
dont think hes ever heard of me mate

get ruby granger reads on glastonbusry

has anyone made ai deepfake porn of their mum yet? does it turn out decent?

>>212212988
Anal.

>>212212997
You'd be surprised.

>>212213008
Hmm let me think

>>212212958
ATKingdom

Think I'll order the Chinese at 8 and go for a wander down then.
This set of 4 in a bed has a sperg owner who was not scored highly on his BnB as the first night. He is now falling a foul with the lesbian couple and his descent into madness will continue as the week goes on

Little kids in the swimming pool next to my house making so much fucking noise, hate the little cunts, gonna jump in the pool with them and scare them off in a min

Why are you niggas so horny?

shes so fit

https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=562236339&q=Mary+Mouser&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgFuLVT9c3NEwzMTA2KaxMU-LUz9U3SCszTS_UEstOttIvKQOi-IKi_PSixFyr5MTikkeMFxm5BV7-uCcsdZxx0pqT1xgPMHLhUCukx8XmmleSWVIppMIlKIVqlwaDFD8XmvV5RvG7Lk07xxYpKLXq_39G4TAHKU0tIS52z2Kf_OTEHMEtwRIM_v_f22sJc3GEJFbk5-XnVgoygMEHeyVFzuSEM_UCX9_bC_7M_f9_T6OXgwSLAoMGg2FPEyPD9WQTBy2GA4xMTftWHGJj4WAUYLBi0mCsYuJg5VnEyu2bWFSp4JtfWpxaNIGNEQBJcxuXGgEAAA&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjZiImz9YyBAxUHgFwKHYoQAScQ0pQJegQIExAB&cshid=1693691812544357&biw=1707&bih=938&dpr=1.5

>>212213008
...

caberge

>>212213069
If they're girls make sure to get photos

>>212213008
>>212213069
>>212213074
um

shan't

screen just went yellow

shoving umposters head into a boiling vat of piss

how come those .onion links never work when you click them

>>212213138
Not going to tell you as you’re probably a nonce

>>212213101
interesting stuff well worth the click

>>212213138
most are dead nowadays.

get my zoo stuff from here ei293sa21hjght3hf.onion/forced/zoo

>>212213085
That was birdbergs fault. Catbergs should have made peace and both attacked birdberg

back from 2 week holiday and im exhausted lads
need another holiday now

>>212212839
Truthnuke

>>212213170
What the fuck

>>212213170
yeah matey that link just doesn't open on my end :/

>>212213191
sybau

Saw a Ford Mustang in the Asda carpark today. Small willy or drug dealer?

>>212213225
small willy drug dealer

most women are simply brainwashed by media nowadays
no point

>>212213074
The Jap/Irish girl was better

just something heavenly about a pregnant brown girl

>>212212715
LET HIM WHO HATH UNDERSTANDING RECKON THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!

>>212213138
You need Tor to use them
Make sure you set it up to maximum security or whatever as in make sure javascript is off in the settings if you want to go click on onion links you get on the 4chan

>>212213170
>forced
erm

>>212213274
the scrandemic

going to japan for 3 weeks in november

Get an ofcom enforcer in here NOW

fucking shut up you twats

>>212213253
too political
too transactional

really enjoyed that pulp set. time for din dins x

in germany they have little towns surrounded by forests

>>212213333
screaming

>>212213305
we're all going china these days old man

>>212213274
You can tell by her face she does it for the sexual pleasure of feeling her tits getting pumped, the charity is just a socially acceptable excuse

Opinions on National Socialism?

>>212213137
cant believe he deleted every sue pic

>>212213331
Need all that chopped down and get some turks housed there

>>212213305
going to visit a soapland?

>>212213347
Zazed.

>>212212927
open your mouth
we're all gonna come
IN
YOUR
FACE

catberg madness

>>212213331
wish there were a word for a small town

da shit himself

>>212213305
What are you going to do there lad?

>>212213371
Village isn't the same thing as a small town, ESL

>>212213331
So pointless

>>212213370
laughing heartily at this

>>212213393
bricklaying

>>212213393
Have sex with some locals according to local custom

>>212213393
observing. assessing. calculating.

>>212213407
fucking screaming

Popped open the first of the BIG cans, lads

i am ethnically british but socially and culturally japanese

>>212213398
says you

>>212213395
15 houses can't be a town, I'll die on this hill

>>212213473
Yeah

>>212213371
>wish there were a word for a small town
esl momento

>>212213370
mongo

washed my bedding but I reckon it'll be about 5 days before I can be arsed to put it on

(me before i go to japan) yosh, iku zo

4.50 a pint in le pub now

no point is there

>>212213519
thats good rorke
thats good

>>212213371
hamlet

really want a ps5 so can play death stranding 2

Fucking stupid bitch who delivered my pizza must’ve juggled the box since the whole is fucked and everywhere completely ruined

Main story on The Irish Times:
>Kneecap perform at Glastonbury, as BBC opts not to live-stream set
How about the Irish make their own music festival to spout England hatred. THEY WON'T

>>212213519
what irrelevant shithole do you live in that you pay 4.50 for a pint? must be the arse end of nowhere.

trying to reset my sleep schedule for my week off and i'm struggling to stay awake

>>212213540
It's Kojima's masterpiece

might get a curry in

>>212212958
facialabuse

kojima's a fraud

>>212213547
Wish she posted here instead of you
She's funny. You're a boring friendless twat

Off home
Three heineys, a bit of rdr2 online then bed I reckon

>>212213540
kojima is a fucking hack and ps5 has no gaems

My parents on their wedding day

Corrr, glasstonburry is on

>>212213331
>>212213395
That's learly a hamlet mate, behave

cat need milky

>>212213600
Your dad looks like an Italian mobster

cor back day went very feel. Can feel it now though lads x

>>212213540
did you play the first one? is it any good? I think I'm either too stupid for kojima games or maybe the writing truly is retarded because I didn't get anything in mgs5

>>212213548
bet it's the most streamed set of the day. silly beeb doing kneecap's marketing for them.

My biggest fear is my extended family knowing my tastes in literature, art, film, music

Would be assumed bent instantly when akshually prefer fannard

>>212213597
Very rude outburst this. Really no need for it.

>>212213452
I've broken rank and opened a bokil of rekorderlig

ohh you found your mooo

>>212213599
ok but I like when he put ultravox and japan in his game and midge ure covering daved bowee

>>212213611
the strong do what they can and the weak suffer what they must

>>212213640
need to go to town on her throat

>>212213652
i was literally just thinking about that wtf
as in like 5 seconds ago lol

>>212213556
https://pantryandlarder.com/spoons-map/

>>212213519
“There was a regular who would come in most days and read the paper,” he says. “The day I put it up to £5, he turned around, walked out and never came back.”

>>212213649
Yeah, but the joke is we try to irritate the irish in 4chan by saying "huge loss" and stuff like that.

>>212213677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYLb-S6617g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYLb-S6617g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYLb-S6617g

>>212213648
it one of my favoruite games

Do you have to play death stranding one to understand death stranding 2? From what I head the first game is just delivering packages back and forth

>>212213600
why are your mother's pupils so dilated

>>212213331
looks liminal

>>212213693
>£2.77

>>212213305
went there for 2 weeks last year
will probably go again next eyra

>>212213722
My new life starts there.

fuck micks

>>212213640
Her cheeks are puffed slightly since I've just taken a shite in her mouth, you see

Rumour flying around that Pulp played their long-awaited second good song at Glastonbury

Test

>>212213722
please stop you don't know what that word means

>>212213686
Feel like no one knows the true me x

>>212213748
they're fucking wank

>>212213722
That is not what liminal is you fucking thick cunt.

>>212213758
Wrong x

sick to bastard death of this wretched sun

>>212213738
will have been there 4 times in 2 years

constantly thinking back to vague time periods when i felt happy and can still just feel the emotion when i dont feel happy much elese

desperate to recreate those feelings in real life, might go live on a Carribean Island or travel America in a camper

>>212213748
what's wrong with disco 2000?

>>212213780
see >>212213788

>>212213788
ok then explain what's "liminal" about that place

Nice one love

>>212213809
no-one cares you boring twat

>>212213766
Keep your true self to yourself.

>>212213831
clarted it

Is there any white person in this thread? I have a question

>>212213797
ok sucunt

>>212213831
what food even is this

>>212213831
Paki pizza mogs the fuck out of this industrial slop

>>212213824
by God, that's the Führer

>>212213831
She: happy, popular, great
You: seething, friendless, mong

>>212213823
It looks like a place that occupies the border between reality and dreamscape
Wogs and <120IQs wouldn't understand

>>212213831
atrocious

>>212213809
I'm coming with you

mgs5 was updated peacewalker gameplay with a retarded kojima hack job story

>>212213831
she's absolutely fucking done you mate

>>212213831
haha

>>212209634 (OP)
NEW

>>>/tv/212104806
>>>/tv/212104806
>>>/tv/212104806

>>212213869
you fucking fool

>>212213921
I've done you

>>212213831
Ain't nun Timmy cud do

>>212213888
I want to drive through the deepest, darkest most negro infested areas of the US and experience it

Another day wasted

if you think /brit/ is bad just realize gingernonce hasnt been back since the hack and it's objectively better as a result

>>212213519
Can get a pint of bitter for less than 2 quid at my local.

not wearing pants at the moment

>>212213931
no you haven't done anybody
liminal is a very specific word which refers to things which are barely perceptible
it's not to do with dreamscapes that's a neologism which retarded children on the internet came up with and passed around
you are a fool

>>212213973
he was the best yank poster and it's not even close

good watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEwM2KXHsDk

>>212214002
>>212214002
>>212214002

got pants on

>>212213995
>liminal is a very specific word which refers to things which are barely perceptible
Incorrect, jog on wog mong

>>212214014
you're a moronic child
please stop posting

>>212213824
Sir Adolf

Not true.

>>212214009
early ffs

>>212209634 (OP)
lovely