American: Man I sure do love soccer

Hispanic: Ehhhh ese don chu know iz called futbol Holmes, geet et right ese. In yo gringo game you don't use ur feet ese.

American: Futbol? What exactly is a "fut" or "bol" in Spanish... shouldn't it be piepelota

Hispanic: Dios mio... I never realized that!

American: Think before you speak for fuck's sake.

>>212213861 (OP)
>American: Man I sure do love soccer
I think you meant football

>>212213861 (OP)
>made up conversation
both suck

>>212213861 (OP)
>T.

>>212213934
Y...you do realize soccer = association football... right? What's become of Americans why are we so uneducated?

>>212213969
Uh... guilty as charged!

>>212213975
Your whole spiel doesn't make sense unless the American initially meant American football