Thread 212217486

pint in the sun edish

THIS is the thread

>>212217486 (OP)
W thread

this thread was too based to be used :'(

west holts stage fanois

FUCK OFF, OFCOM

poo willy bum

/brit/, the end is approaching.

Please stop Ofcom all my best mates are here

>charlie xcx and doechii crowds full
>neil young empty
What were glasto thinking lol

hello

>>212219079
herro dere

where is everyone, out shagging?

>>212219165
we're just hanging out until this becomes the official new

Test.

WTF is going on?

I'm blonde
I'm skinny
I'm rich
and I'm a little bit of a BITCH

This is most definitely the thread

have just drunkenly booked tickets fh=or a gig now i have to find a friend or bf to go with

>>212219593
Roughly 2013 then

had to turn charli off as it was giving me a headache, was going to originally watch scissor sisters but the stream is fucked

Cucked out my new with this bastard slow captcha

79 year old man knocking it out of the park on the Pyramid.

black cocks

>>212219055
do you not remember when glasto was all boomer slop? it was doomed to irrelevance and neil young is a perfect example of why

>>212219055
Neil Young only appeals to a very narrow range of giga-boomers. Very strange choice.

>>212219653
>>212219666
https://youtu.be/wJRWt952nk0

>>212217486 (OP)
saved, good image

I’d suck farts right from Emma Watson’s shithole.

>>212218952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI4Ye4EZo00

doechii sex arse

>>212219643
Watching back amyl and the sniffers, Neil Young is complete shit and Charli can't sing live

doechii's legit good. the lady can rap. and is also quite hot as a bonus. lubberly jubberly.

fucked it

>>212219639
you're in the wrong ends f.am

this is my first time hearing or seeing any charli xcx and it's genuinely SO much worse than i thought it would be. this is terrible lads. mostly just a load of drums and some dubsteppy wobs. the sort of noise you used to hear in shit video game menus. dreadful. haven't heard a melody yet. and as a performer she seems to just be doing some semi-ironic slighty drunk childless woman walks around thing which isn't very entertaining. what happened to glasto? this really is sad watching our country die like this.

>>212219677
that lightskin nigga aint packin nun

You guys are actually watching that?

A FIFA statement reads: "Due to adverse weather conditions in Charlotte, including the risk of lightning in the vicinity of Bank of America Stadium, the FIFA Club World Cup match between SL Benfica and Chelsea FC has been suspended. A 30-minute break has been foreseen."

>>212219715
ummmmmmm

>>212219637
>tee hee im gay btw :V

>>212219696
saw some of that earlier don't need to see it again, got caribou on now

>>212219689
I would too but not because I long to, it'd be more for the experience of having done it and bragging rights

>>212219715
BLACK HOLE SUN

>>212219699
Should probably be on Other Stage. Get that fraud tarq bitch Charli shunted onto a literal who stage.

>>212219713
oh she's not actually good, she's just got nice tits. thought everyone knew that?

>>212219713
yeah she's wank
diego should be killed

>>212219643
>>212219662
Watch Caribou on iPlayer, much better than the dross on BBC 1 and 2

>>212219709
BBC shutting it down because the ayatollah is performing Mr brightside

>>212219755
Why do the gays like her then? I don't get it
t. gay but not into shitty dancepop

Now Let's do a what if, what if Carly wasn't recognized as the Call me maybe girl? What if that song didn't get too big for its own good? What if they saw her other material in the kiss album? Imagine if they became hits and then releasing emotion with good promotion, singles, and airplay. In my honest humble opinion. She would have been at the top as the current biggest pop star to date passing Taylor Swift, people would be talking about Carly Rae Jepsen instead of Taylor Swift. People would say that I'm reaching but it's my honest and humble opinion and I stand by it wholeheartedly. Let me know what you guys think.

>>212219715
sucking a...

bbc

>>212219713
music to get buggered to basically, but even then, it used to be stuff like depeche mode and pet shop boys so we're worse off in every regard

>>212219730
tell them to fix career mode

BLACK PENIS

Ofcom can go and tongue a nigger's hairy pooey bumhole if they think they can stop me from posting here

>>212219779
her music goes well with arse shagging

>>212219785
>>212219786

>>212219807
white fanny

>>212219779
no idea m8 switch over to doechii she's much better

popular music is so bad lmao
you wonder how bad it can get

>>212219792
corrrr fucking hell

>>212219786
would you rather interview the bbc or have the bbc interview you?

>>212219788
>>212219813
Shaggers

Kill niggers

>>212219792
There's no practical reason for woman athletes dress this way is there

you lads use Character AI? Might use it to pretend l have friends

>>212219737
will you be in bristol in september? x

>>212219813
Does it? I've never arse shagged to music and I've arse shagged a lot

watching Glastonbury and very bitter seeing all these fit women and knowing that, even if I were there, I wouldn't stand a chance with them

>>212219842
I that was what we were for

ar charli does NOT have the body to be dancing about like that on stage
but oh well am a wee stinky incel in ma room etc etc so opinion invalid

Think I could arse shag some females to this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68OPLkdn9Yc

>>212219850
FONT

>>212219824
no wonder this country is in the state it's in

>>212219854
It's ok mate, they've been there for 4 days now and their unwashed fannies are absolutely humming at this point.

>>212219860
Thought that*

>>212219863
wee fat incel in yer wanking room

>>212219850
try it lad get your rhythm going

can't see this performance so I'm imagining what's happening instead
haha charli just sneezed lol

What did mickey rorke say to get kicked ooff of big brother

>>212219842
I use it to play out weird little fantasies, but I also use it to improve my language skills. Learnt more German and French in 4 weeks of sexting fictional women than I ever did from years of schooling in the British education system.

>>212219824
This is the end result of young people not having enough money to go out regularly

>>212219673
I'm really enjoying it but I'm like 40. But also I bought Harvest when I was at school.

For me it was bob vylan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anlghGgWuAs

>>212219887
am no fat

the two bassoonists here are so cute (the blonde with the glasses and the one with the slightly messy floppy hair next to him)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCxINpEAqfQ

the doechii stage setup has a giant prop turntable plus a big stage prop speaker either side but it just looks like 3 big washing machines like the whole set is taking place in a laundrette.

the glastonbury crowd is utter scum

cant imagine the size of the obsidian jungle bbc charli will need to satisfy her tonight

0.

thinking about that webm of the mutant looking russian man stabbing his own belly in his kitchen for some reason

Rorke deciding to start his shagging playlist for the summer with this classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exWqfww25u8

Charli will have faded into obscurity within 5 years, mark my words. Zoom Zooms will have moved onto next big thing by then.

>>212219908
i'll be raping you soon

>>212219904
so so so cringe

getting blacked

Boggles the mind that you smelly incels are watching Glastonbury if you're just going to see the about it
I'm a smelly incel who would seethe about it too but that's exactly why I'm not watching it

suppose there's some movies for me to watch then


I hope they are good ones

>>212219980
I love you too.

If my dog starts barking at 3 again I might just go mental

>>212219976
Shut up spaki

i miss her like crazy bros

american artists should be forced to spend a week learning to say glastonbury before playing glastonbury so we don't have to keep hearing them say GLAZZtunBERRY

Matrix scene from TikTok. Bible this time.

>>212219976
just skimming through to see if it's as bad as expected

it is

>>212219968
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fN1JmRxWEE

>>212219991
Watch Amelie

im ethan glastonberry

skyping the american gf soon got any good memes to share?

tomorrow I start my new life
I’m getting my life together
I refuse to live like this anymore
No more

never heard of doechii who is he?

>>212219980
asking for it

>>212219991
YiYi is indeed kino

>>212219892
threatened that airhead chris because he was eyeballing him

>>212220035
yh

>>212219976
i've been enjoying it

>>212220022
Neil Young is putting on a Pyramid Worthy set, a beautiful, polished performance.

>>212220008
She doesnt think about you at all

>>212219991
>borat but no master and commander
All I need to know about this list

not interested in non virgin women

got absolutely hounded by no less than THREE separate hen dos when i was out there lads. got groped twice and got grinded on countless times, inclluding one bride-to-be which was a bit vile imo. but, you'll also notice im on 4chan before midnight, so you'll be surely realising i didnt go home with any of them.

>>212220058
um

>>212220054
wrong image
bizarre

>>212220073
thought that was erling haaland for a sec

corr charli just flashed her bumhole

>the script
>the 1975
>weezer
>pulp

bland whiteboi rubbish
not a bollock among them

>>212220086
what was it

WE'VE BEEN CREG AND CODY YOU'VE BEEN INCREDIBLE GLAZZ TUN BERRY

>>212220065
The truth

>>212220035
Skype shut down why are you lyinh

>>212219991
Delete this fucking trash list
Only 3 good films

>>212220123
a woman riding a velociraptor

>>212219991
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind is good. Jim Carrey in a serious role kino.

>>212220118
don't worry there's plenty of mumbling diversity shite too

>even the guardian has stopped talking about charli's set
it must be fucking terrible if they're ditching her lol

>>212219991
ones of the right i recommend

time to get back to what Glasto is really all about...black Americans rapping

>>212220151
why do they all have marbles in their mouth?

>>212220118
Weezer is great though, here's one of my favourites but you wouldn't relate, being a vf yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THDc2MAMwok

sorry lads but you were fucking shit

>neighbourbergs using the communal garden again
>they constantly have parties right under my bedroom and living room window in the summer
>they go to the pub as soon as it's 11 so no one can complain

god I hate these cunts

>>212220156
it was autotuned shite

>>212220177
it's just music you silly racist lighten up

might get a little albanian on an ebike to bring me some food
the question is, what food?

>>212220199
such is life in the dystopia of great shitain

Just not necessary is it

>>212220199
why don’t you join them

was punching my head and crying for the last 30 minutes because the captcha wouldn't load

>>212220211
>rap
>music

why's there a lad here seething about people taking the piss out of crapstonbury

>only song that's getting the crowd excited is one from 2013 that she didn't even write or sing
lmao

the timpanist here is very cute also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUpuAvQQrC0

>>212220223
they've never asked me
i still don't even know their names

>>212220199
have you tried not being a weird incel shut-in sperg? or just getting a place with your own garden like a normal person?

>>212220196
Great album

>>212220239
Think he must be one of them poofs

rockin in the free world for the encore absolute classic
zoomers could never

>>212220118
Hate that matt Healy cunt with a passion

COLOURS IN THE STREET

glastonbury crowd are the worst people in the world

woke trendy shoreditch cunts

>>212220248
>2008
>The turning point
Again!

>>212220241
is this not her song? was about to say this is the first good one

KEEP ON ROCKIN THE FREE WORLD

>>212220196
Why would she take a picture on the bog?

>>212220267
oh i thought neil young wasn't having a live broadcast

>>212220278
Nah you're worse
Poor, bitter, friendless and loathed by all
So get it roped

why the fuck are you all watching glastonbury

what
i missed it
it's over

>>212220073
For me it's /dive/

>>212220196
one of the best guitar solos of all time if you ask me. just hits all the right notes, i look forward to it every time i hear that song. it's lovely stuff.

>>212220278
You're mad because they're having fun and you're sitting on the internet

ONE MORE KID WHO WILL NEVER GO TO SCHOOL
NEVER GET TO FALL IN LOVE
NEVER GET TO BEING COOL

>>212220298
/brit/ tradition

>>212220298
summit to watch innit

Neil Young more like Neil Old lol

wait
this is the same shit she did at coachella
same video
i didn't miss much then

>>212220282
Nah - I lied. She wrote it and sung it, but it was released by a different group.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Love_It_(Icona_Pop_song)

>>212220254
i'm certain everyone who lives near them is as irritated by them as I am, stop pretending this is somehow my fault

rorke FREAKING out

what should l say?

the klarc meme was 2 years ago during glastonbury

>>212220293
>>212220316
Rattled

>>212220304
reckon they've shagged?

They should put Neil Gaiman out on stage

>>212219991
Watched Mulholland Drive recently. Very interesting movie. Can't imagine most normies would have understood or connected with it thoughever.

>yeah there's nobody watching neil young
>camera pans out to show fucking tens of thousands of people crammed in
lol

>>212220316
>sitting on the internet
Im lounging on the wifi am i?

Sir Starmer is going to personally arrest that black fella who said death to IDF on stage

>>212220341
u just know

>>212220341
Absolutely beautiful young girl on the left, anyone know who she is?

>>212220357
Yeah you're better them of course
Stinking up your bedroom blogposting on 4chan.org

>>212220293
Mental how much you're seething this much about people taking the piss out of a shite music festival

>>212220348
grim

>>212220354
r tom has a husband, and the other guy is straight with a gf

>>212220355
he is not allowed anymore he is a creepy devil pervert

what happened to dave and stormzy and all that crap

>>212220085
Are you tall?

>>212220355
the raped

GOT FUEL TO BURN GOT ROADS TO DRIVE

>>212220304
Homies (not gay)

>>212220369
Get it roped, I told you already
Yes it is you no-one else would be this upset so stop coping and delaying it ROPE UP no-one wants you alive

Glasto being on makes me miss covid

I keep
going to the river to pray

>>212220379
Stormzy did that shut up song and never did anything good again
Dave has fallen off

mad how shit and grim my life is
might end it soon!

I know 3 people who've gone to glastonbury this year and none of them were particularly excited about it

>>212220299
him and his roommate are both quite fit

tell you what the best guitar solo is. wanted dead or alive by bon jovi. there are obvs much more technical widdly ones out there but that one just does all the things a perfect solo should. love it me.

>>212220350
>>212220360
>>212220369
>no i'm not seething, you are!

So, we looking forward to the /brit/ meetup at Glasto 2027?

t

>>212220380
I am very tall, yes.

Neil Young? Neil Morrissey would be better than this rubbish.

>>212220341
um...theyre just friends rorke

>>212220397
Saw Stormzy at Glasto in 2019. It was fucking shite, despite what the Guardian tells you.

>>212220403
wanted to ktim but the exclamation makes the post sound sarcastic!
so shan't'nt

>>212220355
Isn't he one of them there sex offenders now

>>212220405
can we see her roommate? x

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb5Ja6V4OeY

Take me to the beach
Take me to the country
Climb in the backseat
If you love me
Hire me a car
I wanna go driving
Climb in the backseat
That's where you'll find me

>>212220391
>Get it roped
Your neck? Will do!

anyone know how to buy acid in the UK?

caribou sounding reet good

Was in Bath earlier this week and saw all the Glasto crowd passing through. All rich tarq students living in a bubble of course with not one interesting thought in their head but a cemented life of wealth and success ahead going YA YA YA to one another.

Neil Gaiman committed the unforgivable crime of being a straight white male in todays woke world

glastonbury is full of braindead NPC slugs

>>212220341
um

>>212220397
Crazy how obsessed they are with stormzy
He still pops up in pointless questions now and then

post the webm with the 2 japanese women scissoring PLEASE

Charli XCX, what a load of rubbish. I'd rather listen to Charlie Brooker.

>>212220427
Yh ur white so obviously you didn’t like it u can’t relate

>>212220397
Stormzy only ever had 2 good tracks
>Where do you know me from
>Shut up
Meanwhile middle class white people at the BBC elevated him to the second coming of Tupac and John Lennon rolled in to one. Completely nauseating

>>212220458
Odd considering the vast majority of Stormzy's fans are white

>>212220367
You are so fucking dull and tiresome. Can you think of one other thing to say that isn't "smelly bedroom lol smelly bedroom lol"?

>>212220444
hydrofluoric?

the Black Britons redefining music and words

Just got tunneled ffs

Glastolad's proper seething

Stormzy is a actor now

>>212220437
look up Izzy winterz on OF/insta

>>212220357
Mulholland drive isnt deep at all it's dlynch for midwits

>>212220085
The people of this country are vile and nasty with all the grace of a cow's behind

saw charlie veitch with 2 bodyguards earlier

>>212220508
Who the fuck's watching that

>>212220510
yep she'd get it!

>>212220508
>starring “Stormzy”
>shot on iPhone
>watchin YouTube
You just know this is utter shite

>>212220425
Good show that was, she was hot

It's going to be over 30C for three stinkin' days

i personally think they should play psytrance on the pyramid stage for once

>>212220527
Would rather watch Charlie V than Charli XCX.

just went to a mates place for pres
did 2 lines of coke
they're off to the rave but i'm back home for a quiet one

>>212220541
imagine all the sweaty boobs and fannies

why is hot food nice

>>212220550
Bet they were glad to to be rid of you. No room for dead weight at a rave.

>>212220550
bet they're ragging you to fuck right now

Spaki scampering up and down his mum's staircase stomping because /brit/ doesn't like glastonbury

>>212220514
Didn't say it was did I? Stupid yank

>>212220569
got a driving lesson in the morning can't be out raving

>>212220561
could go for a hotdog right now

damn captchas aren't working

>>212220569
Yeah proper party animal you are *notes the time and day, and the fact that you are posting here with the rest of us*

was at my aunts birthday party cooking all the food and it was painfully obvious my cousin wanted me but didnt know how old she was

>>212220580
he's rattling his autism keys

>>212220590
world cup top scorer?

shoreditch wankers paying £500 to listen to awful music while stinking of shite

cousin flashed me her fanny once

>>212220448
hardly
he's a foul cretin

>>212220590
Messi scores them when they count most though

easy one for me today x
safe one yh x
aha x

>>212220612
NOOOOOO FUCK YOU

he's also gay and a rapist

>>212220590
Amazing what 10,000 qualifiers against Lithuanina will get you

>>212220615
font

>>212220587
I did my rave duty back when you were scraping chewing gum off the bottom of the table dafty. I've settled down now.

>>212220590
Daei is mental tbqh

>>212220583
why is hot hotdog nice but cold hotdog not

>>212220550
Nice cold bottle of water. Trust me.

Ive ordered fish and chips
Will post a picture when it arrives

only watched a bit of glasto the other day and it was reruns. awful live sets of florence and the machine and that deano higher places song but the retards monged up on drugs in the crowd were acting like it was the greatest thing ever. radiohead karma police was the only good one but it would be wouldn't it

>>212220620
does he fuck lol

>>212219559
>>212219559
>>212219559

could do with hot hot hotdog and hot hot hot chips

>>212220643
Ok unc still no wife and kids? Hahahah

doing a gay mong dance

my daughter, who i have sex with, is rubbing her crotch against me. it's okay, though - she's 18.

>>212220639
turned me bent it did
vile things fannies

>>212220598
You sick freak

>>212220669
all tapins and penalties for penaldo

Its hilarious how Ronaldo sissies still havent got over Messi winning the World Cup. The goat argument was settled

>>212220679
dunelm

>>212220667
trust some /brit/ virge to dismiss jamie xx for being too deano of all things

>>212220689
dogshit yank opinion

>>212220751
sleepy little fluffy meow meow ^-^

>>212220749
missed btw

messi is fundamentally superior in every way

won't you come
won't you come back to me

New
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>>212219559
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