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reddit moment edition

apple was billing me 13 bucks a month for apple music
i never signed up for that shit

>>212220892
pendejo moment

BIG

FAT

DUMPER

>>212220991
Emphasis on fat

>>212220892
give me a fucking white mexican girlfriend that i can fuck thank you

i am deeply dissatisfied with my bum life but i am too old to do anything about it therefore i will suffer every day for the next 60 years until i die

>>212221005
>when women stream
>get dressed up in silly costume
>make funny faces
>millions of subs and orbiters paying you money

but if CatBoyKami does it he gets banned from every platform and ostracized

sick of these double standards and gender prejudices.

>>212221005
https://youtu.be/fb08WzdP7F0
https://youtu.be/fb08WzdP7F0
https://youtu.be/fb08WzdP7F0

>>212221022
You're twenty-something there's still time to turn things around.

>>212221005
>>212220892
NECESITAS METER TU POLLO EN LA CHICA MEXICANA GUERA

I once had a sneaky link with a coworker for 5 months. I still feel kinda shameful about it.

i get dat wumpa fruit

bigger is always better

Eating fresh mozzarella

>>212221090
HE CAN'T GET TINDER MATCHES HOW CAN HE GET IT PROVIDE A FULL WORKING TUTORIAL ON HOW TO GET BITCHES THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

what's the point of Napoleon Dynamite

>>212220991
Five Guys... SUCKS!

i'd fuck up my moms boyfriend in a fight

>>212221135
Good afternoon saar!

>>212221147
To be funny, which it is. I feel like ND should resonate deeply with Zoomers because of how offbeat and weird it is.

>>212221123
is that your moms motto

shaved my peanits yesterday and its kind of itchy today

>>212221163
SAAAAAAR THE VISA SAAAAAR

Watching NASCAR

new thread new me

>>212221159
we know jason

too many black people working at my chipotle

Zoomers are now 30 year olds and the young cool hip people are actually Gen Alpha. If you're 22 or younger you're not a zoomer. If you're 23 or older you are a zoomer and you're basically unc at this point. Buy a reliable gun and 1,000 rounds of ammo for it, you're going to need it in the coming decade.

>>212221196
I recommend finding a good sugar bar and getting an egyptian. It itches for a few hours after but once you shower off it feels amazing. Lasts a long time too

literally me

Just learned I've been pronouncing "Cuyahoga" wrong for years

>>212221090
i lack natural talent or intelligence

>>212221226
> If you're 22 or younger you're not a zoomer
Not true

>>212221243
looks like Billy Corgan
>>212221196
gotta moisturize bro, just like shaving your face.

>>212221208
I fucking want to watch the new brad pitt movie but the movie theatres are filled to the fucking BRIM with fucking boomers, FUCKING GAY!!!!!!!!!!

>>212221268
People mispronounce sequim all the time

I'm a soylennial in my 30s

IVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE!

getting high rn

>>212221296
Remember when Brad Pitt choked his Asian kid? Good times

Happy 4:20!

>>212221276
for all intents and purposes it is true. the gap between 30 year olds and kids who are 20 is immense, they are different gens at this point regardless of what some jew on Google has programmed search results to say.

braddu pittu

No Chick-fil-A sauce?!?

>>212221330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqSA-SY5Hro&list=RDsqSA-SY5Hro&start_radio=1

>>212220991
timmy looks at this and prefers to settle with some chinese student

>>212221217
too many jeets working at my chipotle, and starbucks, and macdonalds, and subway, and taco bell. and supermarkets, and ... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'm only 28. 28 is young.

i just wish i get this new job

i’ll be 25 in two weeks. my life is OVER

>>212221385
where do you see yourself in 5 years?

>>212221373
you couldn't be more wrong, white men have always preferred a shapely woman. look at any classical paintings and you'll see thicc bitches nonstop.

it was 20th century jews who tried to convince everyone that dyke stickbug women were attractive.

>>212220991
>>212221424
my shrimpy could never

>>212221462
work on your technique, only whores like gigantic 12 inch dicks because they have busted cunts.

>>212221345
She's been posting her big tiddies recently but then she cried because the comments were all coomers

I ordered fish and chips

>>212221416
Playing video games and eating yummy snacks.

im back

>>212221532
based. im waiting for my own slop

>>212220878 (OP)
I was right and BTW you suck my ass
its not even a "thank you" situation. you work for me as if I paid 4chan pass money (do your job btw)

>>212221532
get me some leg shots of your mom and I promise you'll be rewarded

>>212221416
NTA but hopefully with a job

>>212221532
Whos the granny and why are you posting her cleavage?

drinking wine

uh oh

>>212221577
aunty

>>212221531
post them

Another jorb rejection email :/

>>212221615
wot?

Pidser was a success. Shall be making more in a couple of weeks

I would eviscerate someone for some restaurant steak fries just now.

>>212221648
have you thought of starting an OF?

>steak fries
>contains no steak

the boil discharge that I posted a picture of a few days ago is still on my mirror

I had a knife duel with my cousin one time

>>212221722
I used to practice knife fighting with my brother all the time. We would use dry erase markers to indicate good contact

>>212221722
Who won?

business idea: erect penis duel

How tf do people sleep with 2 pillows stacked on top of each other?
Any more than one pillow and I feel like my neck is getting fucked

>had sex with another guy today
Why am I like this bros?

are you niggas ready for the 4th

>>212221771
ngl he kind of mogged me. he went on to be a real criminal so it makes sense

>>212221836
My pillows get flattened over time because I hump them to masturbate bc I didn't learn to do it correctly and i got circumsized so I have to stack them to support my head without bending my neck too much

I regard the life of one Israeli citizen as more important than the combined lives of every other human being on this planet. This is why I am signing two new bills tonight.

The first will ensure everyone pays a tax rate of 90%, with fully half the revenue immediately going to Israel. The second will mandate that every single American citizen (and citizen of allied nations) must prostrate themselves in the presence of any Israeli citizen and immediately surrender any items they have on themselves. Should anyone resist (a US citizen in Missouri, a British citizen in Wiltshire, etc.) the state or national government that citizen is under will cease receiving any funding they were previously receiving from the US government until said person is properly punished.

>>212221875
I find the idea of gay sex repellent. Like, how does it not just smell like bo and poop the whole time

>>212221673
No? I have self respect, I have no fans, I'm ugly, OF is owned by a jew, etc

I once took this intro cybersecurity class and the professor was a massive faggot goody two shoes. you wouldve thought someone teaching cybersecurity would be cool
I told him i've used the dark web/tor before just for torrenting stuff and he acted like i was going down a dark path and said something like if I use the dark web I deserve anything bad that comes my way as a result, or something like that

https://youtu.be/pr3NuJ04LWk

I'm thinking about opening a checking account so I can order an onahole without momberg knowing.

>>212222043
why should you be ashamed

>>212221620

>>212222043
Just do it, jason. Your mom already know you crank it to toons. Her opinion of you can not get any lower

*shuffles the cards*

>>212222081
Didn't she drop an onlyfans too?

penus

i got rejected from chick fil a
they said i wasn't the outgoing type

>>212221899
4th what? baby yoda franchise?

>>212222081
Eh, not really into it. Wouldn't mind sucking on those titties though

I hate/love whores

>>212222043
That or buy a visa gift card

>>212221909
A lot of gay bottoms do what they can to keep clean, such as regulating their diet. When I first hooked up with a guy, he was pretty young (18) and when I pulled out... Yeah. Anyway this guy was pretty clean. Also I use condoms so no poop on my actual meat.

>>212222173
>when I pulled out
why? could've dumped your seed deep inside him

>>212222043
she already knows youre a gay pedo, feel like a fleshlight would be nothing to her

>>212222043
what a coinkydink as I was thinking of finally pulling the trigger on a vibrating cock ring purchase

Yeah, I would let a trap sit in front of a mirror and suck on my schlong while I stared at his ass, but fucking his bunghole is just a step too far

>>212222173
Ngl this isn't really selling it to me brother

>>212221875
did you enjoy it?

>>212222222

>>212222209
I've used one of those before. I could only use it once which is a bummer because it was kind of expensive, but it was too small. My gf seemed to really enjoy it, though. Unfortunately she was raised catholic so you aren't allowed to talk about sex

Chicken thighs and spinach.

>>212222171
Those cost extra(I've used one before)

>>212222213
imagine watching his penis leak precum as he's milking yours. that's so hot

>>212222126
I think it's like fansly or something OF adjacent

"DEATH, DEATH TO THE IDF!" - The BBC may well have chosen not to broadcast Kneecap's live performance at Glastonbury this year, but punk/grime act Bob Vylan - who were performing ahead of the Irish rappers - carried the baton in style!

A spokesman for Lisa Nandy, the Culture Secretary of the British ZOG, said: “We strongly condemn the threatening comments made by Bob Vylan at Glastonbury", and the ZOG stool pigeon welcomed "the decision not to re-broadcast it on BBC iPlayer.”

These remarks are not threatening. They are rightfully condemning a racially supremacist 'army' of genocidal terrorists. The 'Israeli' occupation forces.

Bob Vylan's performance will not be televised because, much as fake opinion polls are used to influence the masses at large, the UK ZOG wants to deceive its subjects into believing that popular sentiment is pro-'Israel'.

It is not. The average Briton - Muslim, Christian, or otherwise - HATES child murdering Jewish supremacists.

"Hell yeah, from the river to the sea, Palestine must be, will be, INSHA'ALLAH it WILL be FREE".

>>212222145
chikfila being picky is why they are one of the best ran businesses in america. their franchisee acceptance rate is ~30 times more selective than harvard with 0.15% acceptance vs 4.5% to get into harvard.
coincidentally ive literally never had a bad experience eating there

its a shame that the people in charge got into the business of making (albeit good) slop instead of just about any other service sector but what can you do

>>212222326

>>212222326
denounce mahomod

>>212222197
Bottoms nowadays don't really like guys to not wear condoms unless they are full on dating and they're on prep. I also don't want to get any STDs, who knows where some of these dudes have been.
>>212222226
It kind of sounds like the only thing stopping you from having gay sex is the poop factor. Would you have sex with a man if that weren't a factor? kek
>>212222233
Yes, quite a bit. Also nice digits.

The best part of Napoleon Dynamite is that scene where the uncle reminisces about his football days and then chucks the steak at Napoleon on the bike.
The way he talks and stares into the distance with that proud look is so funny.
It’s like that scene from one of the Griswold national lampoon movies (I think the one where they visit Europe) and he just starts yapping about some random shit lol
(Also major boner scene back then when the German girl takes out her titties for the son. Back in the days we gooned to innocent stuff like that)

>>212222278
I could send you an Amazon giftcard for an onahole if you want

Charles you are brown

>>212222391
how much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains

now i'm offended

Be honest, would you eat the zesty shroom?!

Should I get more weed or should I quit?

>>212222402
I am white
I am italian
This is a fact
I do not look arab
I do not look like a spic

>>212222504
get some crack

>>212222043
Imagine not having your own bank account as an adult. Do American manchildren really?

my career success gives me meaning. i literally believe in "arbeit macht frei"

>>212222504
quit weed
and i certainly hope you dont vape
quit that too

>>212222521
that's jason he's special

I've been raped today

>>212222547
B-but you said you enjoyed it…

>>212222514
No
>>212222531
I use disposable dab pens

>>212222547
Get a rape kit done. Also that's a funny thing to call it innit, rape kit should be called something else.

I bet you haven't eaten a pear in a while

>>212222618
I have not once eaten a pear in my entire life

>>212222618
couple weeks ago actually

the grocery stores sell them when they're nowhere near ripe so you have to buy them and let them sit in the fridge for 2 weeks before they're edible or at least don't taste like chalk

>>212222618
I had one in October from our pear tree

>>212222513
you're brown brownrone

a b-bear tree?!

>>212222623
You really aren't missing out
Imagine it you took an apple and filled it with sandy dirt, that's what a pear tastes like

Im converting to Shia islam

Hum... Ok?

>>212222618
Haven't had a good piece of fruit in years.

>>212222664
>29

yikes I'd have said 39

oh he said pear

my therapist says i need therapy

>>212222618

>>212222664
99% chin ass looking ass bihh

8pm, in bed reading a book.

Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

>>212222664
Grim
Still would

>>212222695
nobody is like that

>>212222691
you need pearapy

>>212222618
I haven't and it doesn't matter to me. I prefer apples anyway.

There’s an apple tree in my garden full of apples but idk if they’re edible. Time will tell (moved in only a month ago)

>>212222691
My therapist said I have BPD. I told him I want a second opinion. Ok he said you're ugly too.

>>212222725
This guy is >>212222737

evens beer
odds no beer

>>212222815
have a pear instead!

>>212222815
frick

>>212222711
I got up at about 4pm today (currently 5:17pm)

Alright anon, here you go—pears, 4chan style:

be me
anon, mid-20s, unemployed but highly opinionated
mom brings home a bag of pears
“they’re good for you sweetie”
whatever.png
take a bite
wat the actual fuck
mushy on the outside, grainy on the inside
like biting into wet sand held together by sadness
somehow sweet AND flavorless
“fruit of confusion”
start spiraling
who the hell even likes pears
they’re like bootleg apples made by a communist farmer
don’t even get me started on canned pears
that slimy syrup prison they live in
pear slices in school lunches be like: “we tried”
one good thing about pears?
nobody ever steals them from the fridge
unlike my chocolate pudding, you bastards
tfw no qt3.14 pear gf
tfw only fruit I get is emotional damage
tfw still eat them because I don’t waste food
stockholm syndrome.jpg

Pears are the NPC of the fruit world, prove me wrong.
Anyway, rate my rant /10 or kys.

nigga is languishing

>>212222145
Chik Fil A is super serious about customer service. I've overheard interviews when i've eaten there and it looked super extreme for a fast food place. personally i find it cringy. i don't even like that shit as a customer, like just give me my food and drop the over the top nice act

ain't it just like a friend of mine to hit me from behind?

>>212222815

pear situation is crazy

>>212222890
I like when the pretty 18 year old behind the counter is nice to me

>>212222879
I read this while laughing and clapping with my fingers spread all the way apart

>>212222879
we need this to be a rap

>>212222890
>>212222899
They must not have any Indians working for them then.

Charles is a third worldist brownoid

>>212222932
His also BALD

>>212222926
Wypipo work at chick fil a, especially middle class teenagers as their first job

>>212222932
who is charles

>>212222924
Absolutely, here’s the “Pear Rap” — straight from the depths of a 4chan greentext fever dream, now with bars:

⸻

[Beat drops]
Yo, it’s ya boy Anon on the mic, talkin’ fruit trauma,
Got a bag of pears, courtesy of my mama.
Took a bite, now I’m fightin’ for my life,
Texture so weird it could cost me a wife.

Soft on the outside, grainy like sand,
Sweet but dead inside—don’t understand.
Bootleg apple, communist-grown,
Flavor so bland it should be overthrown.

Canned in that syrup, livin’ in goo,
Got no soul, like high school food.
Pears in the lunch tray, sad and cold,
Taste like betrayal with mold on hold.

Ain’t nobody stealin’ these from my stash,
Unlike my pudding—yo who took my snack?
I eat ‘em outta spite, got no escape,
It’s not hunger, it’s psychological rape.

Still dream of a qt3.14 pear gf,
But all I got is bruises and stress.
One good thing? They rot so slow,
Like my will to live, but that’s how it go.

Pears… nah man, that fruit’s a scam,
Catch me throwin’ shade on an Instagram.
Call me bitter, but I speak the truth—
Pears are for boomers, I need better fruit.

⸻

Mic dropped. Want a remix with a hook or something drill-style?

>>212222932
"Third worldist" is a slur used by jews to shut down anyone critical of the united states and israel

>>212222970
masterpiece

Finally got my coin base account back

>>212222988
No you just want to defend your brown kind

>>212223014
Those tits are already heading south.

Nothing will compare to the legendarily thicccc bumble thot.

>>212223037
I hate women

>>212223014
Gross wtf
>>212223037
Yummmmy

someone took my shift
I am no longer raped

Iran's nuclear facilities are still in tact
The ayatollah is still alive
Iran has stated they are going to continue enriching uranium
Iran has pulled out of the IAEA
Iran has killed hundred of mossad spies and collaborators
Iran launched hundreds of missles that destroyed israeli cities and killed hundreds of jews living in them
Total aryan victory
Total jew L

What were the other members of the Jackson 5 even doing

>>212223037
>>212223054

bing qi lin

>>212223045
definitely not interested in the opinions of homosexuals.

>>212222947
My observation is it's whypipo or latinos but both suburban respectable types

>>212223085
Sexo deluxe (gone sexual)

>>212223098
Bing chilling

>>212223085
What's her friend's name, Jugheada?

>>212223085
ngl I WOULD bury my dick in her ass but it's purely carnal

you didn’t follow proto, you're done

>At least we're not speaking German!!

How do we feel about this

https://files.catbox.moe/z817tb.mp4

>>212223230
No idea you're talking about.
Am I supposed to know what you're talking about?

on program!

>>212223243
if you know, you know

That's over tattooed

>>212223253
Cringe

>>212223302
stfu

>>212223236
I would slither my caucasian penis into all of those young brownies

>>212223294
Those tattoos probably costed thousands of thousands of dollars
She could have gone backpacking though Europe or South-East Asia with that money instead

Racism against gypsies is definitely justified

>>212223236
You are just as swarthy as those kids

indians too

>>212223330
She also has retarded looking dogs

how'd you get a job fuckface

yee

penis

How those curves legal in your cunt?

just busted a very satisfying nut

>>212223333
No im not

>>212223536
why are you so hairy?

>>212223459

>>212223544
Jewish genes

>>212223536
For someone who seethes about the jews all the time you look incredibly jewish.

any girls down to meet and fuck

>>212223582
grim

>>212223597
ya :3

Hahahahaha

>>212223612
lets do it then

im da based alpha

>>212223613
improvised yid oven

>>212223582
>>212223587
I am a white italian man
Not a disgusting evil inbred j*w

>>212223625
time to come clean. i'm a man

reubens are a mystery
>rye bread, corned beef, saurkraut, russian/thousand island dressing
kinda nasty alone
>put it all together with swiss
one of mankinds greatest triumphs

>>212223459
jfc

*african shaman voice* lead de horse to de wahtah and if he refuse to drink you mus drown heem

>>212223659
You look like Ethan Klein.

>>212223666
damn

>>212223653
I dont know how they were able to move so fast with balls made of solid steel

>>212223659
Do you eat da gabagool?

feel so gay

>>212223697
Yeah sometimes

>>212223668
>rye bread and corned beef
>nasty alone
This is wrong tho rye bread is meh alone but its also not meant to even be eaten alone its a sandwich bread and corned beef is fine alone

Which beers should I go get ?

Ok time to sleep you silly little niggers
Good night

>>212223731
coors

>>212223731
ding a ling

>>212223731
Asahi (anime website)

>>212223693
based pusheen scoring a kill streak

Fishtank is coming back.

>>212223779

>>212223779
It's over, man. Accept it

Black lolos

physiologically dependent on flonase award

what goyslop should i get

Can we pretend airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars?

That's what Janny looks alike.

DAMN I really want potstickers right about now

any massachusetteans here

white people be like: "my favorite movie is fantastic mr fox"

>>212223922
why would I ever say that, Life aquatic is objectively better

Retirement is such a scam. calculating how long before i can retire on my investments and it's still like twenty years
by that point i'll be a fat balding middle aged 45 year old
What's even the point of having all that money once you have nothing to live for?

>>212223922
No, my favorite movie is Jurassic Park

Home? I have no home. Hunted. despised. living like an animal!

ya'll niggas crazy

>>212223779
there's still < 3 hours left for them to explain what happened. keep hope!

>>212223965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysho2xTWUYo

>>212223922
zootopia is the superior fox movie

watchin body cam vids and screaming the N word at my TV

how's your night going /cum/sters?

>zootopia is the superior fox movie

>>212224035
i'm not a furfag thoughbeit

>>212224016
>california has no cultu-ACK!!

>>212224016
I love watching those videos and hearing all the fat cops panting

be dynamic

Watching Nascar and holy fuck there are still more than 100 laps left

Mom kicked my ass at Scrabble again

Some juvenile nigger-types are squawking outside my condo
i haven't studied nigger-linguistics enough but it sounds like this
>bitch fuck you mean
>that wasnt even me
>you was playing on TikTok
>Alright
>Who shooting who
What makes the nigger-type have this innate predisposition towards squawking in this vulgar way?

Ate six cookies in a sitting award

>>212224113
White trash lol

Chupenme la macana

why do poor pipo love to draw attention to themselves? today i saw a retard with a neon yellow light on his motorcycle.
(the poor people here are white, no need for racial opinions)

>>212224113
Nascar is so boring. Even when Im high I notice how monotonous it is

Has anyone seen the movie red rocket? Is it any good?

Zara Larsson is not a good singer

>>212224179
They can't ever have real wealth, so the next closest thing they can get is shiny looking things in the hopes of tricking other poors into thinking they're richer

Is F1 the classier version of Nascar?

>>212223815
Trust the process. Trust Neptune.

catberg keeps staring at the catberg in the mirror like it owes him money

mom said I have to move out if I keep flattening my penis

Let me sleep and cuddle with your gf

>>212224113
F1 and NASCAR suck. Rallying is the true white mans motorsport

KINO

Abebe Bikila the barefoot runner!

>>212224326
Did this just happen or is that an old image?

>>212224202
Haven't, but I like the director's other movies

IT'S NOT EVEN FUCKING JULY WHY ARE YOU LIGHTING OFF SHIT AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHH

>>212224390
It's Saturday night

My friends used to shoot fireworks out of their apartment window in college

it's gonna be alright

>>212224375
happening now

>>212224408
Indeed

what's the secret to good pussy eating

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5JTO1CWuow

>>212224443
Communicate
Focus on the clitoris
Be rhythmic and repetitive once you know what makes her feel good
Pay attention to her body language and noises, every girl sounds different when she cums

>>212224443
suck the clit

>>212224443
do the alphabet

just sneezed twice

>>212224485
Bless you
Bless you

Im anti jewish

>>212224508
I'm anti hate

currently drunk

>>212224532
WHAT A LIFE

>>212224532
Currently high

>>212224537
haha goofy nigga

>>212224549
tell me im a faggot

>>212224588
No I don't use that word because it would hurt my gay friends feelings.

*gruff southern accent* let me stop your right there buttercup if the question is do you wanna fuck a horse or do you not wanna fuck a horse I'm gonna fuck that horse 9 times outta 10

>>212224537
>Americans feed their 2 year olds Pepsi

jfc smdh

>>212224645
youre chinese

>>212223902
fuck jannies

>>212224519
Jews hate everyone on planet earth

I can't make the new I just made a thread on another board
Someone do it please

>>212224588
you are a good little faggot

I have a very high quality blogpost lined up for the next thread

I have very low quality racebait lined up for the next thread

>>212224868
New

>>212224656
seething burgerclap