>>212222924
Absolutely, here’s the “Pear Rap” — straight from the depths of a 4chan greentext fever dream, now with bars:
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[Beat drops]
Yo, it’s ya boy Anon on the mic, talkin’ fruit trauma,
Got a bag of pears, courtesy of my mama.
Took a bite, now I’m fightin’ for my life,
Texture so weird it could cost me a wife.
Soft on the outside, grainy like sand,
Sweet but dead inside—don’t understand.
Bootleg apple, communist-grown,
Flavor so bland it should be overthrown.
Canned in that syrup, livin’ in goo,
Got no soul, like high school food.
Pears in the lunch tray, sad and cold,
Taste like betrayal with mold on hold.
Ain’t nobody stealin’ these from my stash,
Unlike my pudding—yo who took my snack?
I eat ‘em outta spite, got no escape,
It’s not hunger, it’s psychological rape.
Still dream of a qt3.14 pear gf,
But all I got is bruises and stress.
One good thing? They rot so slow,
Like my will to live, but that’s how it go.
Pears… nah man, that fruit’s a scam,
Catch me throwin’ shade on an Instagram.
Call me bitter, but I speak the truth—
Pears are for boomers, I need better fruit.
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Mic dropped. Want a remix with a hook or something drill-style?
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