Softshell turtle edition
>>212220878Previous
I saw this dude on my walk today
CALIFORNIA CALIFOOORNIA HERE WE COME
>>212224889katze
did you at least pspsps at him
White people just be letting they kids run under your table in the restaurant
>>212224645This is a widespread issue here. It's partly to blame for a larger than normal percentage of our population is functionally mentally retarded
Hereโs a joke circulating in Germany:
What borders on stupidity?
Mexico and Canadaโฆ
>>212224940Itโs alright
I should visit Germany and start calling random people on the street Nazis
do you have """friends""" that try to cockblock you? so I talk to this girl basically all the time everyday and we started talking recently. we have a mutual guy """friend""" who doesnt know that we talk. he recently found out that I met her mom and he called her up to ask why and when did I meet her mom. she asked him to invite for a park outing where she's going and he didn't. do you have such snakes in your life?
>>212225016>him to invite forinvite me**
I am still going tho
>>212225016No my friends are all pretty cool
>>212224944The Germans are being too kind to Canada. My country is not smart.
>>212225036this guy is a virgin incel too. no wonder women hate incels
gas appliances and water heaters are scary
>>212225070first world hands typed this post
>>212225070My bedroom is right next to one haha
>>212225070Water heaters have a million safety features though. Worst they're going to do is flood your basement if you neglect to keep an eye on them towards end of life stage.
>>212224940The 70's episodes are top tier. Especially the ones with Robert Culp, and Patrick McGoohan.
finna eat some spicy chips
>watching TV made before 1990
>>212225108I'm eating crumbl cookie
>>212225125robocop was made in 1987, you FUCKING zoomer
>>212225132That's a movie, not TV
>>212225016Yes. Missed out on sex during high school because of that.
>oh shes a hoe bro>2 years later>same guy is trying to get with her
Someone in my little patch of suburbs is having a party, I can hear the *untz untz untz untz untz*
>>212225125currently watching a movie made in '78
>>212225152I'M TIRED OF WAITING I WAS NEVER GOOD AT SPORTS SAVE THE GAMES FOR THE GIRL ON THE TENNIS COURTS
>>212225158My post was poking fun at television shows made before 1990, not movies.
TV and film are very different mediums
>>212224944Hawaii confirmed geniuses
>>212225141batman the 1960 series
A team
muppets show
married with children
>>212225156>I can hear the *untz untz untz untz untz*This is what makes the untz untz untz
>>212225171didn't ask, just wanted to tell you what I'm doing
I'm a burger who moved to Buenos Aires 2 years ago. I don't feel nostalgic for much about the US, but recently I realized I've taken for granted how many open spaces there are in the US. Parks, lakes, nature reserves, suburbs with spread out housing. Even stuff you don't think about like parking lots. They all give you room to breathe. In Buenos Aires it's a giant, densely-packed urban hellscape with completely closed city blocks. You're living this Pac-Man style existence where you're only ever in a building or on a sidewalk.
Cherish your local Walmart parking lot, burgers. You don't realize how nice it truly is.
>>212225176The Outer Limits
The Munsters
The Twilight Zone
The Adams Family
Mr. Ed
Tales From the Crypt
Little House on the Prairie
The Andy Griffith Show
>>212225148I feel you man. I have 2-3 friends, but they are pretty chill. Btw this incel is also trying to get her. but he's so pathetic that everyone knows that its not gonna work. a girl friendzoned him and he keeps telling everyone that he's dating her. incels are sad people tbf
>>212225226alright now youre really goin into the 'unc' shit, dad
>>212225131can i have one
posted facts about faggots on a X post and some libtard wanted me to give him the studies
i didn't feel like searching for links to give him because even though what i posted was all facts, i don't tend to save links of things i do research on
but perhaps i will start doing that in the near future
>>212225226The honeymooners is funny
>>212225246Sure but you have to come to me in Southern California
>>212225192Today at a local Walmart, a mother got arrested for leaving her one month old baby and her eight year old locked ina hot car
>>212225243Shut the fuck up bitch
I SAID I AM DRINKING AND DRUNK
>>212225258>i don't tend to save links of things i do research onhow convenient
>>212225261That's the "right to the moon" show right? I've gotta watch it one of these days
errybody STFU Im watching muppets show
business idea: semen and creampies
>>212225280Iโm sorry to hear that
May have to switch back to a wired mouse, tired of these batteries always dying on me
>>212225355I've had the same wired mouse for the past 15 years
>>212224937holy shit that thing is pathetic, it's so disgustingly fat and stupid looking i thought it had down syndrome for a minute.
it has a child too. someone fucked that thing to completion.
america what the FUCK are you doing please goddamn get it together.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_uIh6oWpJc
>>2122252860-4 breakfast burrito
5-9 beef burrito
>>212225390https://youtu.be/wi-H6ohY37k?si=8F5NaeIx6_JXewNj
>>212225372I switched because the job I had let me bring my laptop, and the trackpad was screwed up
I can't remember why I switched on my desktop too, I hope I didn't throw out the old mouse
>>2122253850-4 cheesecake chimichanga
5-9 churro
Why not just use a random number generator
My coworker just made fun of me for not having a girlfriend at 29 (which is young). But like he doesn't even know I've never had a girlfriend. Are people just supposed to have one all the time? What the fuck.
>so this is /dum/
>no statler, its /cum/
>I like my name better, the name fits the bill
>DOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
>>212224868 (OP)It looks like your mom's ass prolapsing after /cum/ runs a train on her.
>>212225435>Are people just supposed to have one all the time?yea that's the expectations from a normie
>>212225470>I'd rather take the 5:30 out of here!>DOOOHOHOHOHO
The jew Alan dershowitz is now campaigning to lower the age of consent hahahaha
This is the same jew who was Jeffery epstiens lawyer
>>212225516my condolences
the jeet landlord I lived with my first year of college was named patel
>>212225516Our country is so fucking over. The country we remember is gone and never coming back.
>>212224868 (OP)>Haven't spoken to my ex in years >Mom calls me to help her >She says I need to help >I tell her she deserves it because she left me >Still given shit for this
>See's them from down the ally, ride is bike up to them even though there was enough space on the side to pass through>demands they move and call them names>gets crowded, pushes a little girl down>the rest drag him off his bike and break it a part>one kicks him in the butt, one calls him a fag>threatens to tell their mommas and runs off crying pathetic display tbqh, he deserved it
>>212225435Yes you're expected to have your shit together at all times and that includes having a partner all the time
>>212225565i will never understand this, people who think somehow you have an attachment to this person even after the relationship has long since ended
>but anon we dated!>and then i dumped you to fuck black guys!!>please help me now!!>Tyrone took my car and I don't have any way to bring little N'Darius to the pediatrician!
The indian who owned the gas station i worked at was named rokesh
(He went by rocky)
Just heard media reports of groups of men coming to a local outdoor public pool near where I live to perv on women. Guess their nationality.
>the cause of evil today is sex
when i don't drink my heart beats really fast and my head feels like it's vibrating
>>212225628Jeets and the people who say that they're not jeets, even though we'd still call them jeets.
what the fuck is swede chef doing to this chicken
>>212224868 (OP)What is the point in having a shell if itโs soft?
>>212225660white folks complain about the curry smell and then cry when they wash themselves make up your damn mind
>>212225676https://youtu.be/Kj0N-GJZLMc
Probably the hardest I've ever laughed at a video
>>212225002Why, so they can act like even bigger libtards and eventually fully replace themselves with Turks? The Nazis tried to be friends with America, but ZOGmerica slapped away their hand of friendship. Now the EUhomos make fun of you.
>>212225681Soft-shelled Turtle
Retains some protection but has a leathery shell for faster swimming and better mobility in water compared to hard-shelled turtles.
>>212225595Little NโGarius Sneed is a good boy who dindu muffin
The cheesecake chimichanga is not so appetizingโฆwhy is that whipped cream so watery
>>212225789women in NYC are disgusting looking smdh
>>212225857Could've done without the jimmies
>>212225876those are not jimmies they're sprinkles
jimmies are little licorice things covered in candy that look like sprinkles
>>212225857The heat of the chimichanga probably caused it.
>>212224868 (OP)i thought it was a turtule's asshole
Why would they keep the crust on the cheesecake and just slap it in a tortilla. Too much crust with the tortilla this thing sucks!
>>212225968I am going to do it.
>>212225963Give it to me, I'll eat it
They're saying that the zombies in 28 Years Later has a huge dong
>>212225968tfw simultaneously unripe and getting a bit mealy
>>212225931>that suppressormy god the Sopranos really did take liberties with the guns in that series
My state invented the humble hamburger
You owe all hamburger related memories in your life to me
Germans claims they invented the hamburger
>>212226051It's literally just the hamburg steak put on bread for Germoid travelers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u31FO_4d9TY
OFFICIAL thread theme
>>212226051it's literally called the hamburger because it was the style of sandwich invented and served in Hamburg Germany, what is so hard to understand and accept about this?
>>212226026That one is really funny. Maybe the silliest out of all movies and TV
>>212226034Are you referring to Louisโ Lunch of CT
>>212226080That's wrong though
Obviously the name traces back to hamburg Germany but that style of sandwich originated in America
Get over it
>>212226101*and hamburg patties
Getting tinted windows and ppf on my new car next week
>>212225192how come you moved there?
>you have to let people be able to see inside of your property at all times because... you just HAVE too okay??!
>>212226075Destroy Denmark and Belgium.
>>212226145What kind of tint are you going with?
>>212226151Just 35% not some dark shit
>>212226172This is the future you chose
anyone else a former normie who slowly descended into loserdom in his mid 20s?
>>212226195No, i am a former neet having a "glow up" as the young niggers say.
>>212226222No glow-up for you until you stop being racist
I was never normal but I tried
Then I watched American Psycho and got to that scene where he says he just wants to fit in and it really resonated with me, so I decided to stop trying so hard before I drove myself crazy like that freak
There are so many people walking around that normal really is subjective, most don't care if you're a little off anyway
Tinted windows are illegal here
>having a "glow up" as the young niggers say.
>>212226188Ceramic, Iโm think 35% all around. Maybe a little darker on the rear and 50-70% on windshield but not sure yet
5% tint so you can't see up in my window
>>212226101>>212226119just because you people are morbidly obese from eating hamburgers doesn't mean you invented them.
you didn't invent french fries either and yet you eat a quadrillion tons of them every year.
>>212226228I am but a simple race realist
>>212226239Itโs not legal on the windshield here and only legal to a certain % on the other windows but from what Iโve heard most people donโt get pulled over or ticketed for it unless you get stopped for other nonsense
>>212226239>Tianted buttholes are illegal here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEOSy9lysj8
>>212226322How about the tainted blood scandal in which allowing fags to donate blood caused thousands of people to get HIV
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Commission_of_Inquiry_on_the_Blood_System_in_Canada
>>212225857Thatโs what whipped cream degrades into
>Get Captcha
>Please wait 120 seconds
>do something else for 121 seconds then come back
>Get Captcha
>Please wait 120 seconds
>>212226239it's insane how tinted windows can get here in cali
you literally can't see inside some vehicles, it's just pitch black
i get that that's kind of the point but I don't even understand how you can see out of the windows
and it's usually minorities that do this to their windows
>>212226375rip posting horrific things on phone data
fixed ips are gay
>nooOOoOO you HAVE to poo in the loo
make me.
Fail to see how striking down the 14th amendment is in any way "dangerous." First off, they're not even going after white people yet, and it'll be MONTHS (at the earliest) before they start hunting down political enemies of the state and people who refuse to attend the Latin mass.
There's no way in hell we'll be seeing gooners and 4chan posters sent to Guantanamo Bay any time before 2030.
>>212226386It is a mixed bag
I bought a used car with dark tints and it sucked at night but was so nice in summer during the day.
>>212226366AND THEY GOT RID OF THAT PROTECTION BECAUSE TRUDEAU IS A CLOSET FAGGOT.
>>212226391Tbf you could argue that he corrected himself over time. Good trait to have
why did canuckians elect the son of a communist dictator as their PM?
turned down tonight
doesn't feel great
>>212226513turned what down
>>212226508He promised them weed
Got a sister that became a fundamentalist Christian flat-earther. Her IQ is in the 140s but she sends me the most ridiculous things. Does this happen in your county
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9C6opgGlUY
>>212225192You know there are other places in Argentina other than CABA.
>>212226548The only flat earthers Iโve ever interacted with IRL were morons
>>212226548could i have your sister as well but as a wife
>>212226548A relative is decently intelligent, don't know their IQ, but talking to them for an extended period of time about anything segways into red pill babble that just doesn't seem to fit with the rest of their being
iโm obsessed with the girl reading this
>>212226548Does she need a racist Christian high IQ boyfriend? I have a good job and when we get married and buy a house I could let you have a room for yourself if you want
>>212226718>racist Christian high IQ boyfriendwomen dont find this cute even in an ironic way
>>212226738Itโs unironic and Iโm a man I donโt need to be cute
>>212226738>women dont find this cute even in an ironic wayas if you know anything about what women like you miserable little incel beta
>>212226738Being a Nazi is kind of like driving a Lamborghini. Itโs costly, but if you can afford to do it and still have your life together, then it signals high status.
chuds hate on women getting scribble patch tattoos but they at least look better than a tribal tattoo or a sleeve or some shit
>>212226774exceptional explanation Anon
>>212226805faggots simp for women with tattoos; real men know they're a sign she's trash. same with girls who vape - dead giveaway that she's midwit garbage.
>>212226805>chuds hate on women getting scribble patch tattoosChud here: I donโt even know what that means
the crazies is possibly the worst name for a movie ever, the name alone probably dropped the movie potential success by like 60%
Do people actually browse 4chan on their phone lol? jfc
why do women stuff their asses with plastic
instead of doing heavy squats at the gym
>>212226937I browse it on my phone in public
dont understand this world anymore
>>212226957pathetic behaviour
>>212226988browsing 4chan in any manner is pathetic
Protip: AdBlock and ublock block tubis ads.
>>212227022ublock alone usually suffices for me
I can hear the Disneyland fireworks yet again
remember when walking dead was this huge thing
>>212227053I never got into it.
knees weak, balls are heavy
>>212227059The comics are really good
Way better than the show
>>212227050Whatโs that
>>212227053Iโm glad that the zombie fad went away; was never into that shit
If a woman takes HRT with a baby in her womb, would that cause the baby to be born a hermaphrodite
>>212227066yoshi's island, obviously
>>212227066the amount of stupid zombie games I had to download and play on steam with my friends over a decade ago...
>>212227067Leduc trying to figure out how to reproduce lol
https://voca.ro/1gyvEoypkbIF
for me, it was boxhead the rooms
if I was a boat I'd be a tug boat
>>212227064I read the comics in high school. I stopped at Rick's "WE are the walking dead" speech, not out of choice but because they didn't have the rest of the comics in the school library
>>212227097I expect an attack from the sea.
>>212226626Every immediate family member of mine has been tested and we're all 130+. She's the highest of us all and thinks the earth is ~7000 years old.
>>212227110If that's true, then IQ is a bullshit measurement, because your sister is clearly incapable of critical thinking.
>>212227100Okay Chris-Chan
>>212227112https://voca.ro/18CqGdb36jtY
>>212226937I do more than 90% of the time lol, its just so much more convenient
>>212226172Women have been trying to jam people with wheelchairs in to media for kids for 50 years and I'm sick of it.
>>212227118People with high IQs can still come to stupid conclusions due to non-IQ issues like autism or schizophrenia
>>212227097i played this one as a child
If you had the chance, would you move to Finland?
>>212227062cummin in his pants already, time for beddy
>>212226193How do you know that guy personally saw to it that wheelchairs would be put into WoW
https://voca.ro/19DqyIXm9fgk
How much would you have to be paid to click one of those vocaroos?
>>212227159MAKIN MOVIES making friends and FIGHTIN ROUND THE WORLD
Anyone playing that handicapped basketball game on Switch
>>212227169I don't purchase consoles due to owning a pc.
>>212226508Back in 2015? I wonder if a copy of his platform in that election is easily available. If you find it, it's a fairly boilerplate lib platform for the time with nothing controversial about it aside from the dude weed. It included a promise to reform Canada's broken "first past the post" election system. As soon as he won he casually brushed away that promise. Like breaking a campaign promise was an inconsequential thing to him, and that he didn't really understand why anyone would care. Of course he broke the promise because fixing our fucked up system would have made it harder for the libs to stay in power.
In general he won because the conservatives had fallen out of favor at the time, it was on schedule for the colors to trade for a while, Trudeau is handsome and charismatic, there were no screaming red flags to the average voter. The only hints were his father's history and his WEF connections.
Would you date a 4'11 woman?
>>212227147I'm thinking about Iceland tbhfam
i just busted 2 nuts and that makes me hungry
>>212227209I'd date any woman that acknowledged my existence at this point
>>212227216>>212227219What if she was from Peru and barely spoke English?
You know that... This isgarbage right?
Glowie trying to root out pedos
>>212227209My favourite gf height is 5โ9
accidentally inhaled a bedbug
I was watching loliboard at X Games earlier today and one of the girls went splat really bad on the concrete. Knocked out cold and had a seizure. It's been a while since I've seen that at a pro skate contest.
What's the price for a grave yard because I saw it, ma lady???
>>212227233what is this line of questioning?
>>212227276No, she was whisked off to hospital. No official update yet.
>>212227239>>212227279I honestly didn't mean it like that kek
It's just someone I matched with on bumble, she's 23
>>212227289this nigga just said whisked off LOL
ideally i'd have children with a 6'4 woman
>>212227313hell yeah, same here
>>212227317he can do better than a slag like that
>>212227313>>212227316Iโm 6โ3 and see women who are taller than me like once or twice a decade
must be nice being a rich neet
took another double flusher, feels like Im cutting absolute logs
just want to say this snake
>>212225016 ruined my whole night. i studied up a bit. gonna drink a few beers and sleep. i am never talking to this nigger again.
>>212227435Is it a dealbreaker if she isnโt ugly?
>>212227458There is a definately some issue.
>>212227457I'd prefer a Gelfling over a Hobgoblin, but at the end of the day I'd rather the love and touch of another human being over not having it
>>212227476>a Gelflinglol
playing dark forces 2 again because thief is filtering me HARD
i hate immigrants only because so many of them are brown
i look at myself and im like brown why is that
>>212227571you did something to anger shiva in your past life
>>212224868 (OP)I thought it was taking a shit
no one cares about what i play so i guess i wont talk about it anymore fuck you
>>212224895I'd blow my brains out if I had to participate in this every day
>>212227559I thought Canadians were supposed to be nice??
generation zombie is mind controlled by screens
>>212227598no no i care dark forces 2 right? that's so cool
>>212227583sucks
make me normal
>>212227598Maybe if you were playing an eroge or something I'd care but some boomer Star Wars game? C'mon.
Money is the root of all evil
>>212227615last time you said you prefer jedi outcast
>>212227627why would i play eroge when i can watch porn
>>212227641>Why would I expand my mind by reading when I could watch reality TV
>>212227659I won't rat you out if you promise to kill me first
>>212227677i wont do that. sorry
>>212227684I'm calling the police and your grandparents
>>212227659stop using metric faggot
wish i had someone to talk to
>>212227762do you want to chat? iโd be happy to give you my discord or something