Thread 212224946

arr Lola edish

choli <3

Why do we never wait until the thread's on page 10

>>212224959
love her

>>212224965
shut up

>>212224946 (OP)
>>212224959
two chop hoes

Was bored. Thought smoking weed would help but still so bored.

still don't really understand gas planets

>>212224992
me neither

>>212224992
>>212225014
l'm gonna ask AI

>>212224992
that was my nickname in highschool
on account of being a fat farting bastard

>>212224991
heck yeah brother

leaving shortly to drive to work for my 4AM shift

>>212224847
dadception
your dad in my dad

what are YOU doing to free palestine?

>>212225034
>>212225014
>>212224992
Gas planets, also known as gas giants, are fascinating celestial bodies primarily composed of hydrogen and helium, with traces of other elements. The leading theories for their formation are:

Core Accretion Model (most widely accepted for our solar system's gas giants):

This is the dominant theory for how planets like Jupiter and Saturn formed.
It begins with the formation of a solid core (composed of rock and ice) in the primordial protoplanetary disk orbiting a young star. This core grows through the slow accumulation of dust and pebbles, gradually sweeping up more material in a process called accretion.
Once this core reaches a critical mass (estimated to be around 5-10 Earth masses), its gravitational pull becomes strong enough to rapidly capture vast amounts of the surrounding light gases (hydrogen and helium) from the protoplanetary disk. This process is often described as a runaway gas accretion.
The planet continues to grow until it depletes the available gas in its vicinity or until the star's solar wind blows away the remaining disk material

>>212225053
when you think about it there's not much wrong with living a life like that

>>212225067
i live that life

>>212225057
Oh. Oh shit. That's what you guys mean by free Palestine. I thought you were finally giving it away.

WTQHZUTXMJY2U (redeem in Pokemon GO web store)
source Reddit

Might get into the occult and see what happens and what that’s all about

>>212225085
I really do envy americans

>>212225102
never played it even when it was massive

EFKN5A2ZJDLS3 part 2 of their promo

the AI chats

>>212225120
Inquiry About Subject

>>212225120
Need you in a death camp

Eating some late night chinkington leftovers

Any screen addiction man in? I spend all day looking at my phone or PC screen

thank you Pokemon GO for showing me where to get infinite bread so that now I can go feed the birds every day and get Pokemon IRL

*caps you*

Every woman I love ends up being a whore and I think that’s ultimately the reason why i fall in love with them

>>212225197
not much else worth looking at

wow thats really sad

>>212225207
crazy how such thin strips of cloth conceal so much

you deserve better, king

>>212225227
I like vaporwave and alternative mexican music

>>212225197
went outside yesterday and had a good time but still prefer spending hours refreshing 4chan
not sure why

The Online Safety Act looms.

Me? Got ops at Mcdonalds

my IRL buddy Pokemon would be Jolteon or Zapdos or Ho-Ho

>>212225254
love lying in bed scrolling on /brit/ and YouTube shorts me

probably a good omen

>>212225296
wonder if they turned him into bison burgers

>>212225292
need a high energy alpha gf to counterbalance my high energy beta personality

>>212225120
i'd love to have these autistic conversations with you. before and after gay sex that is

if U have taken xans at maccas then U got ops at maccas

>The online message board 4chan is being investigated by the UK communications regulator over failure to comply with recently introduced online safety rules.

>Ofcom says it has received complaints over potential illegal content on the website, which has not responded to its requests for information.

>Under the Online Safety Act, online services must assess the risk of UK users encountering illegal content and activity on their platforms, and take steps to protect them from it.

>Ofcom is also investigating porn provider First Time Videos over its age verification checks, and seven file sharing services over potential child sexual abuse material.

>4chan has been contacted for comment.

>Ofcom says it requested 4chan's risk assessment in April but has not had any response.

>The regulator will now investigate whether the platform "has failed, or is failing, to comply with its duties to protect its users from illegal content".

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckgqwlvq180o

>>212225320
thoughts on Yukio Mishima's seppuku?

The mrs has genuinely got massive arse on with me because I said house music sounds like
>boots and cats
And she can't get it out her head
This has ruined going to ibiza in a couple of weeks for her apparently

poke mongo

>>212225336
yeah mate we're going to soyjak party

yeah thats how kids learn how to beatbox

>>212225340
ultimately pointless. head too shoved up his own arse

>>212225197
*raises pale carpal tunnel ridden rat claw*

>>212225340
sad. he was born a few centuries too late in a world that abandoned his views. still a noble death

>Pornhub and a number of other major adult websites have confirmed they will introduce enhanced age checks for users from next month.

>Parent company Aylo says it is bringing in "government approved age assurance methods" but has not yet revealed how it will require users to prove they are over 18.

>Regulator Ofcom has previously said simply clicking a button, which is all the adult site currently requires, is not enough.

>Ofcom said the changes would "bring pornography into line with how we treat adult services in the real world."

>The Online Safety Act requires adult sites to introduce "robust" age checking techniques by this summer.

>Approved measures include demanding photo ID or running credit card checks before users can view sexually explicit material.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr5v2lz5vl6o

watching shazaam
sinbad is hilarious in this

I have 293 Pokemon candies though

latex

293 but it kept going off the 0.5km per today so idk
max Pokemon (such as with that legendary) is 120 miles or so

nah crodie i got opps in grand rapids minnesota and i aint checkin in we cant go to those ends crodie

>>212225398
are these cretins thick enough to believe they can make a dent in the amount of porn available

>>212225421
>>212225437
no mice
no peters
no dragons
no runescape
no piss
no nettles
no pokemon

i would commit untold atrocities to have these tits in my mouth

spam bot post above
irrelevant catchphrase he is trying to bot to make a thing

>>212225460
notice that the chemistry is allowed

>>212225462
id legit kill 10 innocent people just to fuck her and suck her titties

its bad when your shitty meme only gets replies from the person that you are targeting and a yank

Kneecap are the fucking truth. Brits out (of the planet).

and if you think about it, if you play Runescape, and keep yourself clean when going outside - even have a job - and you spend your weekends sat in a wetroom, naked, and shitting/pissing all over yourself while you play runescape then nobody would know, so long as everyone knows you outside as clean. thtat person next to you on the bus could spend his weekends on the computer shitting all over himself and you dont know that

I am still getting shit for saying that I didn't give a fuck my ex was being beat by her current boyfriend. They want me to come and save her for some reason but I think she deserves it

>>212225510
God would know

im a zionist because jewish girls are pretty

>>212225455
can just use a vpn
mindgeek will 100% implement the same code they use for states here that restrict porn and i just vpn to nyc eery time

>>212225510
so what you cretinous little worm. maybe take a page out of someone elses book and get good

>>212225564
Labour are trying to ban VPNs.

>>212225518
lmao
whos giving you shit

take a look at your life and the results you get from it. and if you are happy with those results you should get a grip
absolute state of you

how long has he been here today spamming shitleys and about OFCOM

I hope OFCOM rounds up all the British race baiters on 4chan and chop their dicks off (not that they are fucking)

so bloody drunk various parts of my body inexplicably hurt

Moving into the home I’ve just purchased on the 11th

Will be going to restoration hardware for furniture

I was molested

front page of The Grocer magaine there is a new flavour of Monster energy (zero sugar) named after some guy "Lando Norris"

>>212225644
bet it's in a dump

>>212225215
What's your relationship with your Mum like?

>>212225207
She's a lesbo and also fat now

Whygena?

heard uwe boll retired from making awful films and challenging his critics to boxing matches and opened a restaurant and it's very successful

>>212225702
post her

>>212225709
Thanks?

Gonna scrub a dub dub in the shower might even use a washcloth for once to really scrub my arsehole

I must see someone die first.

you lads know that the way yanks speak today is actually closer to how brits spoke in the 18th century than how we speak today?
The upper classes apparently forced a deliberate vowel shift and FABRICATED Received Pronunication via scheer elocution and that percolated down to the lower classes.
The north is closer to the yanks when it comes to some pronunciations as they weren't as afflicted by this shift, eg; Bath = Baf (norf + yanks) but Barth for us civilised folk.

it doesnt matter if I eat a little or a lot I still get a fat little belly and intestines
hopefully fasting tomorrow and tequilla the next day will fix this

I got you.

>>212225763
everyone who ever heard you say it "barth" has felt like punching you

>>212225785
You'll be working for me one day

>>212225215
Have all your partners cheated on you? At least you must have sneaked in some good shags lad. Me, I have never done it with a chick I thought hot.

>>212225819
He will fail me?

why is Reddit so difficult and always not responding

MLBxPOKEMONGO free ingame MLB hat

>>212225848
Good gandshake.

What if I missed?

El pentagrama
El equilibrio mágico
La espada flamidera
¡La realización!

what do you mean Maril is a water/fairy type Pokemon

>>212225763
>you lads know that the way yanks speak today is actually closer to how brits spoke in the 18th century than how we speak today?
Load of bollocks. Rhotic Rs were supposedly more prevalent but that's all, probably sounded fuck-all like any modern accent. Americans just repeat this factoid as a gotcha because they think it lends them legitimacy to say Shakespearean English sounded like them.

>>212225886
fukinwichu.

why are her pussy lips detached from the side of her pussy

>>212225998
dissapointed a massive cock didnt flop out

>>212226025
well now you know how your parents feel after finding out you became a fag

mad how brits dont eat bagels

hello lads good morning

>>212226037
im bi not a faggot

>>212226052
hello

so when will the great british economy come roaring back to life?

>>212226053
no, you're a faggot

>>212226059
greetings nigga

>>212226095
Australia!

you called my friend a maggot and go stuff himself you lousy jew money lover you

>>212226111
The Scarface one is pretty good too

https://youtu.be/f3cYepBxJus?feature=shared&t=90

big fan of

>>212226111
yes i love jews and i love money, what of it?

toby i will respect you if you hate the fairy type

I already said I like the dragon type

Might start delivering ubereats and steal food/spit on it and shit lol

dont care if the random Pokemon GO website put Clefable in C tier for defending gyms, its S tier and so annoying to deal with

you buy any fun games in the sale lads?

Sat on my front porch enjoying the breeze covered in lotion from head to toe x
>>212226052
Morning bruce

>>212226236
you got that thang oiled up?

>>212226257
You know it

On the room temperature water

Pokeball eco big with curveballs and going for first throw on every Pokemon
and excellent thro on large ones

I put syrup on my feet to make a point.

thats 1.5M total XP then

Can't trust something that bleeds a week e try month and doesnt die

used to listen to cradle of filth a lot as a teenager, still think nymphetamine is a banger

We stumble around like clowns and the stumbles break us down. We get old and God gets bored and changes the channel. Drug addicts, drunks and incestois at least have control of the track. They know the destination and the path. You have to admire Australians for that. .

Denis Villeneuve: yay or nay. I'm going strong nay. Strong nay for Denis Villeneuve. What kind of name is that?

>>212226218
i bought Baldur's gate 3 and saw my character's willy in the character creation screen

might become an anarchist seems like a good response to late stage capitalism and all those other buzzwords

Fascism is the end state of any system the only way to beat is to expand.

limiting myself to 30 mins on here makes it more obvious how useless this website is weirdly enough, it seems less shit the more you use it

>>212226156
i'd like to empower a girl in india
if you know what i mean

>>212226491
yh

Mankind must leave the cradle or fall into fascism. There are no more frontiers on earth. Australians are gay.

>>212226469
he's french

>>212226218
>Werewolf: The Apocalypse - Heart of the Forest
>Vampire: The Masquerade — Parliament of Knives & DLC
>Werewolf: The Apocalypse — Purgatory
>Vampire: The Masquerade — Night Road & DLC
>GRIS
>Beyond: Two Souls

I'm 3d

rorke asking the hoes at the club for their discord

leftypol going to sleep for 20 minutes and waking up bleeding from bed bug bites

tick tock bed bugs soon you will be overdosing on ethanol

got two warnings but still not banned get fucked janny

gamer girls (rule the world)

2 more fighting type Pokemon until I get a gold medal for catching fighting types

In Pokemon Go, each +1 catch bonus from a medal increases the catch rate for that type of Pokemon by 10%.This bonus is particularly helpful for catching Pokemon of that type, as it increases the likelihood of them staying in the ball.

>>212226653
idiot bitch

>>212226653
dont want anything of her except sexual intercourse

reckon that if I got a freelance competitive job like delivery driver I would make all of the other workers jealous

Pokemon Go

>>212226751
poh kay mon go to the polls!

>>212226491
They're all woke. Egoism is interesting and would be valid if God wasn't real. I like Ocalan.

ate various foods for breakfast

20 gyms now
and they will all slowly come home today
with my daily 50 Pokecoins

This guy was the OG fedposter
https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/alfredo-m-bonanno-armed-joy

fitness 2025 starts today going to get totally ripped

>>212226717
she's not built for that

max ice type 2025 starts now to solo kill Raquaza and get him from a raid

Might punch a boulder for a laugh

>>212226769
God is dead.
God can't be dead if he doesn't exist.
But in these strange aeons, even death may die.

yep its regice time

why isnt brit on the sharty active when other generals from here are

>>212226786
i have a tiny white pecker

>>212226844
Can verify.
It's adorable. I want to put googly eyes and a little moustache on it.

Reggies :P

Got the UFC on

The kiwi that must be 90% white just did the maori thing

got the hentai on

Ok.

>>212226870
I told him I've got no issue with him cooking Hakka. He misunderstood.
>t. Zhang Wei

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYqJtqyeilE&list=PLA0mLsazILeQL-3_TUXP25aPP1V3NGOJc&index=1

Great album cover.

big yankee boobs <3

>>212226879
hop in

nowt eslse to do in Uberkizstan

>>212226924
god i wish i were that ice cream cone

get it together maaaaaaaan

>>212226924
god i wish i were her

866/1000s at (defending) gyms

my 30 min 4chan timer is up. goodbye lads

>>212226968
I dislike everything about this. Is it AI?

ops the "no pickles" gang
crispy onions crew (coc) gets you know what we are getting

eating a cucumber. shove it up yer arse NPG. COC@McD

we out here eatin cucumbers

Just off to Soho. The night is just starting, babes xx

hi

lads...

god I wish someone in this area would make a microwave gun like on YouTube and shoot the seagulls with it

any under 5'10 man in?

War in Persia…

>>212227136
I can get down on my knees for you ;3

>>212227136
no im roughly at 5'10

Black with orange stripes or neon green is a nice combination

been rewatching mr. robot
wonder if elliot was a 4chan user, i bet he was

turns out this is rorke

get out of my way
i once fondled a deer, and i'd do it again

>>212227136
nah i am 5'10

might become a prison warden and release all the prisoners for a laugh

anyone going to step up and get the slags posted or what

>>212227325
vocaroo yourself saying this please

>>212227325
Aknowdelge it, sorry.

might have 2 sons and name them adolf and judas for a laugh

chickened out half way into the gay gangbang so just caught the one aid

>>212227346
Hello.

currently browsing iafd.com for tonight's stroke session

um

every girl ive gone out with has gone lez

get the fannys posted

dig in

>>212224946 (OP)
EARLY NEW

>>212227430
>>212227430
>>212227430

off for yet another horse-competition with the missusberg

>>212227447
pooeng

You’re a changed man once you’ve seen this

Watched it on a wintry night in february 2020 when the virus was first appearing. People hoarding toilet roll and fighting each other in morrisons. Different context altogether.

bumblebeebergs are absolutely loving the lavender in the garden

>da putler be sending refugees to us it was him who made londonistan into what it is
do britshits really

Roses Tremieres (Hollyhocks), 1884
By Berthe Morisot

>>212227779
No.

Fucking good nuclear war never came eh
God bless Ronnie Reagan

>>212227817
Pussy!

Can have a solemn silence for Mihai? The anniversary of his death is coming up

had an egg salad sandwich
>>212227693
based

>>212227740
Get them all put up in 5* hotels pronto. Can't reject even one.

>>212227748
i could do better

Me? Got a lot of respect for our American masters. Like budweiser and hot dogs and the NFL me.

>>212227886
doubt you even know which way to hold a paintbrush

>>212227462
Who the fuck is this freak

>>212227918
why did you think this was sexy? I used to kiss birds like this 3 venoms deep when I was 17

big sister bullying me with her sweaty feets

>>212227969
Type of bloke that stormed omaha beach

when i was at school i used to always think everyone else was also pretending to be retarded and sarcastically playing along in conversation but it turns out i'm actually highly emotionally intelligent and ugly enough for it to have manifested as machiavellianism.

>>212228013
ktim

>>212228013
Feel this sometimes, think someone’s being tongue in cheek along with me but no they’re actually just thick

>>212228013
shame you never did anything with it you virginous mong

*Tucker Carlson voice*
>What is that?!
*tittering laughter*

bunch of fucking lightning bugs spawning in my room?!?!?

>>212224965
German efficiency

>>212228126
EVERY TIME YOU SPAWNED A BUG
YOU KILLED A GOD YOU CHILD HAS BORN
BUG
BUG
BUG
BUG

sent catberge to hunt the bugs

>>212228224
Eh, she’ll do

active thread at 7am on a Sunday.
and the say NEETS are lazy

farts absolutely stink of last night's chickpea burgers

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>>212228224
horrible tats

>>212228264
starting early are you, mentally ill brown cunt
you’ll die alone and scared

Won’t be doing things today. Doing things is too stressful

>>212228110
>>212228261
shut up diego fucking hell

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>>212228285
i'm going to play some rdr2 and make myself some nice coffee and then cook my tea

Going to mass this morning, anybody want a little prayer said for them?

>>212228048
Now she’s hot

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>>212228304
Ye pray for my bollocks they’ve been taking a battering from the dominatrix

>>212228304
pray for palestine

>>212228304
death to the idf

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>>212228299
A fine plan for a day, think I’ll have a nice coffee too

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

People purposely stab themselves with a sharp piece of metal to stain their skin layers with ink so that they can feel and signify belonging to a group of people who also enjoy listening to specific vibrations of air

>>212224946 (OP)
NEW

IN HONNOR OF BRITAIN

>>212227430
>>212227430
>>212227430

You want your country back?

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>212228343
What’s your point?

Good morning lads

wish my cat was a sexy woman
alas she is a cat

>>212228406
Just interesting and peculiar when you deconstruct it

>>212228426
Isn’t really a good description of why they do it

tattoos look cool and that's why people get them

might just give up
put on 20 pounds and get really into warhammer
treat myself with a beer before 12
open a profile on a porn site

>>212228437
I disagree

On This Day 1985. The Pride march through London was led by miners and their families under the Blaenant Lodge banner.

>>212228451
Well of course you do you already told us your opinion

>>212224946 (OP)
What the fuck is that thing?

>>212228465
Yeah

>>212228443
Nah

Following the Pride march, miners continued to show support at the 1985 Labour Party conference in Bournemouth.

A resolution committing the Labour Party to support LGB equality rights passed with unanimous support from the National Union of Mineworkers.

>>212228443
No no mate everyone is as cynical and conformist as us don’t you see!

>>212228490
poofters and minors
name a more iconic duo

I'm a white man
I've got a big penis