Thread 212226294

How many coffees do you drink a day /ausnz/ + /balt/ anons? I am currently on my fifth.

When I become president I am going to give everywan a big hug

>>212226294 (OP)
most days I have two coffees with double shots

>>212226294 (OP)
Why does the middle of Australia have this pocket of BSh?

>>212226798
Pretty sure its due to the elevation, it cools it a little and forces more precipitation as clouds rise.

Total Maori death is happening :*(

good morning lets bash the fash today

I drink 3-5 coffees a day. i have unmedicated ADHD and it really calms me down. Also goes great with a vape

>>212228420
;)

>>212226294 (OP)
I just get energy drinks

>>212228747
Yeah I'm like that I don't vape though

>killed my gut bacteria from antibiotics (most likely culprit)
>can't digest bread, onions, apples and such any more
Take probiotics afterwards bros...

>>212226294 (OP)
i don't drink coffee because im trying to unfuck my sleep but in the past I've been known to have 2-3 coffee's

>>212230254
it doesn't matter, western women weren't having kids anyway

>>212230359
I doubt one coffee in the morning would be affecting your sleep.

>>212230389
maybe, maybe not, even if its just placebo i don't want to risk it. I just drink sprite now intead of coffee lol

>>212230441
>not drinking L&P
You call yourself a kiwi?

>>212230621
nobody drinks it, at least where I live anyway. The 1 or 2 times I've had it I remember not liking it much.

Guess I will just spend the day drinking and listening to techno playing the remaster, it even supports mods from the previous version.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bL7I_eWryI

>>212230872
>at least where I live anyway
aucklander or christcuck alert. You cunts are not kiwis

>>212231425
always wanted to play that but I dont like playing keyboard and mouse games. Controllers only for me

>>212226294 (OP)
zero

>>212232815
It added controller support buy playing that game with a controller would be painful in my opinion due to how the UI works but maybe they adapted it I don't know.

mew

how come anglos prefer console gaming (controllers) over PC (keyboard&mouse)?

>>212236151
culture of mediocrity / casualness

>>212236151
A controller is made for games, a keyboard is made for work.
99% of good games (Japanese games) are designed for controller anyway.

>>212236151
>play MW19 in 2024
>turn on crossplay (console + PC)
>one in five players is hacking
Man, how the fuck do people play on PC?

>>212236970
>2025
>playing modern goyslop call of duty
Original MW2 was the last good one, I learned so many slurs it was insane now soyteens just sit and grind their little lootboxes and shit, disgusting.

>>212237244
MW19 was good if you're actually into tacticool stuff.
Besides, how would you know if you didn't play it? MW19 predates the celebrity cameos. That's more Treyarch's realm.

>>212237446
>>212237410
Maybe I will give it a try later. Do people actually talk to each other or do they sit silent with their cocks in hand like most online games these days?

>>212238100
Why is people talking such an important factor? Kinda strange desu.
That aside, one or two people will talk in TDM, but you'll find a lot more talkers in SnD (along with the classic CoD shit talk).

>>212236770
holy based

I see everyone is busy having sex this sunday.

>>212242880
It's Monday mate.

>>212243242
I forgot you cunts live on a different planet my bad.

for me, its tuesday

>>212238942
Hello SEXREX

Sexrex fucks hard

>>212246151
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nqwb2NMoso

>SS2 Russian takes up parasitic hivemind telepathic organisms up on a spaceship
>Prey 2017 Russians encounter alien organisms that feed on intelligence and have telepathic and mimicry capabilities
Westoids sure do love stuffing ruskies in to everything.

>>212246267
Yeah, youre a homosexuel

>>212247238
I don't know man having a posh British lad next to you screams straight culture.

how does one get drugs in this god forsaken shithole

>>212247495
Yeah I see that

>>212247734
I can write them out myself. I had enough fun with benzos, gabaergics and opiods. Never touching that stuff again at least you can manage alcohol addiction.

Had to crash out on /rus/ including the romanian schizo vpn poster because you all sex havers weren't online. I feel dumped like I was after graduating highschool.

>>212226294 (OP)
If I wanted to study abroad in Australia or new Zealand, what universities would y'all recommend?

>>212249418
>knows three languages
>calls himself a polyglot

>>212249941
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR. I know German and a bit of Polish as well but not enough to go to /polska/.

>>212250203
Ukrainian whatever. I find Lithuanian dialects like samogitinian more incomprehensible than that language.

>>212249873
What do you want to study?

>>212249873
Why would you want to study there when you have colleges and universities in your cunt that produced the greatest minds of this and former decade? Costs I suppose?

>>212250776
*century

>>212250664
Engineering
>>212250776
I want to see the world. I'm especially hoping to see the vast desert in Australia, or the Southern Alps in New Zealand.

>>212250957
Bet youll really enjoy getting TOPPED on top of the Alps

>>212250957
Canterbury University in New Zealand

>>212251345
Thank you, Kiwi-anon

>>212236151
I've only played on my friends PC's a few times so maybe my opinion would change if i got more experienced with mouse and keyboard but it just seems less fun desu. my favourite game is DS1 and i cant imagine how much less satisfying it must be to play on M&K

If allah is merciful, then my new phone will arrive later today. I am so angy having to live without a phone for so long, you should pray for those who live such tough lives.

happening

L&P is fucking rotten
>>212252921
this

We need more immigrants, specifically Indians.

>>212254396
BASED

>>212254396
Hello Anand Satyanand

Bump

>>212254396
its cold outside but im going for a walk goddamnit, I will be returning with pictures from said walk and stories of the outside world, farewell.

Fuck these poofs trying to ban the run it straight challenge which has been the only good thing maoris have come up with
>>212257927
Enjoy lad

What phenotype is this?

>>212249873
fuck off we're full

can someone cute be my gf already. im so tired of dating, they are all so boring and the ones i actually like dont like me back

lovely weather

>>212257952
thanks

>>212259910
at least some girls like you
no girls like me because i have the personality of a fish

>>212260437
Hahaha

I like this cat

>>212260814
not funny

New Zealand(maoris) bros ....
>>212260889
I'm laughing because girls here HATE boys that don't have personality of a fish

>>212261132
fat bitch alert

>>212261260
look at her eyes

>put YouTube sleep timer on
>go to sleep
>wake up five hours later
>screen is still on, paused since the timer went off
>phone screen got screen burn in
Fuuuck offf

>>212262377
>screen burn in
waht

>>212260858
meow too ahah

>>212262451
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screen_burn-in

Time to quit drinking for real, it's time.

The principle of truth is obsolete

Work week starts now

>>212262677
Didnt think it could happen on modern screens

Good morning saars

For fucks sake not again, useless system this would never happen in Estonia.

>>212263207
morning mate
>>212262208
she's eyeing me down like she eyes down her cheese cakes
>>212262935
you can do this bro :D

>>212263414
True, we do eberything with pencil on paper

>>212263052
It was much less likely on LCD screens, but my phone is a OLED screen.

It’s so bizarre to ‘have’ a gf. The concept of someone belonging to you is very strange to me. I find it so hard to exist in this world that makes no sense to me, everything we do is so strange and unappealing to me :(

Went to sleep at 7am this morning. No chance sleeping at a normal time tonight unless I get blazed

>>212263770
Take the default runescape character pill.

>>212263835
What does that mean? I’ve never played runescape

>>212263860
Nickname of a famous /g/ youtuber Luke Smith. There is some kind of pipeline in computer science and programming of them eventually ending up as monks or chicken farmers kek.

>>212263896
Yes, I often think I’d make a good monk or farmer hard to know where to start with such a journey thoughbeit

>>212263911
KILL THEM CONOR

>>212263911
Fresh drip so much rizz

Jesús Valenzuela

Went to Auckland today, what a horrible mistake!

>>212264116
The Mordor of nz orcland should be avoided at all costs

>>212264116
are you all right mate?

$22 on france on saturday night

>>212264159
No

>>212264267
Praying for you :3

>>212263911
All we got from liberal democracy is rich people dressing like peasants.

>>212264116
at least you learned your lesson

Caught diarrhoea today. Sitting on the loo as I type this. Do not trust a Uber eats $10 for a full curry and rice deal. Some things are too good to be true

>>212263896
i think i'm still subscribed to him, but i just don't watch his vids anymore

>>212265679
ohhh you fucking cunt i didn't want to look at that matteeeee

>>212265939
well have a look, of course we'll have a look

>>212265405
Homos!!!
>>212265679
That's rotten

>>212261132
not true
you're lying?

>>212266243
nah him and can confirm. girls here love boring dudes and think its weird if you have a unique identity or interests

I miss that Japanese guy with no legs who use to post on here, I have a MP3 of him singing me happy on my old laptop which I broke

>>212265679
Immodium, smectite and some sports drink or mineral water. Have fun!

>>212266775
>I miss that Japanese guy with no legs who use to post on here, I have a MP3 of him singing me happy on my old laptop which I broke
fuck that's a shame that sounds funny

At least he didn't fucking rape them

This one Indian lady who works at my local petrol station is always so rude and unhelpful every time I go in. I almost had a go at her the other day for being on her phone while I was waiting at the till.

tfw no gf to rub my tummy and make the pain go away. i hate this fucking life

>>212268176
Take a panadole.

We are now closer to the next Christmas than the previous one

>>212270992
i dont remember anything so thats fine. it feels like yesterday i was 20, now im almost 30 and I can barely remember any of it.

>>212270992
God I wish time slowed down. 7 to 18 for me felt like 3 decades. 2020 to 2025 felt like 6 months because unfortunately alcohol accelerates time even more.

Damn after pretending to be a Belarusian cuckold the Romanian is going all out today, the 'log is full, impressive ngl.

my poor brown body is not made for -10°

>>212272826
We barely had any -10 weather last winter. And -20 used to be common a while ago.

>>212272949
sounds like hell
it's never this cold here.

>>212270992
I haven't even finished one new game since the year started, and all I do is play games.

>>212274078
You must be not very good at it.

>>212274125
i think he's doing fine

>>212274078
Please respect the will of the many and play System Shock 2. You guys who don't like tinkering or modding have a enhanced edition now which isn't goyslop.

>>212265679
>Look on my works ye Mighty, and despair

>>212274125
I'm too good at it. I've beat Ninja Gaiden 1 on master ninja difficulty.
I fear finishing games, because truly good games are rare. And once I finish them, the experience of greatness is over, and I am left to confront the reality that most games are made for casuals.

>>212275260
It's on my list. Might be years until I get to it, at my current rate of finishing games.
Can't remember if I've bought it already or not.

AUS truckers can earn 150k a year. You can't suffer in your cunt

>>212276604
>buying games
That's what makes us Secondies and you Firsties.

Took out another tick out of my thigh at war didn't notice the tiny bugger. I swear to god if I will have to drink doxycicline and explode the toilet every day like this anon >>212265679 I am gonna hand pick every single tick in Lithuania and dump them in Treblinka showers.

>>212278527
I bet you're super juicy.

>>212278718
Bugger was so tiny he exploded when I tapped him with tweezers. I think I need smaller tweezers.

>>212277615
If you tussle with the muscle, you're gonna get it

>>212274078
Same (I only play osrs)

>>212276449
yeah get on runescape

>>212278930
Get that shit out!
Test yo self for encephalitis and lime disease
Could save your life

Had the circle mark
Thought I will die
Nothing happened
Latvians built different

>>212281015
You think I don't know that working in my field? Anyway the antigen response (if any might be none) won't show up in the acute phase, you need to wait at least over a week and monitor the rash.

>>212281105
Because borreliosis is piss easy to treat and rarely leads to disability or death, it's only problem is that it mimics like a hundred other diseases and it's hard to pint point if the person never had a rash or can't remember having a tick bite, sometimes the antigen tests are all over the place and people are too lazy or poor to do several because they are not compensated. Encephalitis however which is viral does lead to disability and sometimes death depending on the person and is hard to treat.

>>212278527
one of the few drawbacks of toughing the grass

ate 10 eggs today btw

>>212282487
jaja le gustan los huevos

>>212283031
te gusta el хyй kkkkk

>>212284462
i do not.

>>212278527
Of this will grow in to a bullseye rash again I will kill someone from being pissed off.

hey guess important question, so if I see someone from south america post is it racist to reply with AJAJAJAJA AY CARAMBA!!! to their post?

>>212284904
Most of Vargs fanbase is brown and from Latin america. I think they have the balls to take racist jokes.

argentinians are white though

>>212285054
jokes?

>>212284757
tick bites alway look like that for a few days after you pull them off it doesnt say anything yet
my personal record is 30 ticks in a year (was two bites I think)

>>212285136
I bet you're super juicy.

Had zero ticks in my life
probably because I'm not juicy :/

>>212285295
I've picked off plenty of ticks that were crawling on me, but I never got the succ. I am not juicy either, brother. Mosquitos don't bother with me either, if there are other people around.

>>212285346
probably bitter

ok guys post your favourite sevenfold song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imwmmv9r1oE&list=RDimwmmv9r1oE&start_radio=1

>>212285431
Naughty naughty

>>212285463
never heard of such song

>>212285431
I think you should be listening to more appropriate music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8ULIw0Zgaw

>>212285558
nah and if you like rap you should listen nu-metal it's much better than rap

all of the posters above itt are gay

all of the posters above itt are gay

>>212285532
He is subtly referring to the famous Kazakhstan super star кopки бyхeк song бинг жapылыc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHfF9wbZxwE

all of the posters below itt are gay

now everyone's gay

I hereby change my gender and become a woman but because I am gay and like men I am heterosexual woman by definition. Atheists and degenerates here can't deal with such epistemological chess.

>>212286179
tranny

>>212286179
nah you're a fag since you post anime gay shit

>>212285657
>nu metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT7x1NvGf5k

>>212285181
I should usually be but right now my balls are DRAINED

>>212286211
>>212286219
Seethe

Morning team god bless you all except for the tranny lol kill yourself

>>212278527
rip aurimas 1998-2025

>>212286211
Do you have snow now
Doo you often get snow

>>212286476
>1998

zoomer tranny

>>212286179
okay, but do you pass?

>>212286476
>1998
Older than that, need to get in to my balding phase again to look my age.

>>212286476
he is 33 nicca

>>212286518
okay but do you pass?

i am 24 now
i've officially hit the wall. Twink death will soon follow
i shall die a virgin

>>212286600
Only as a Mi-24 attack/troop transport gunship.

>>212284757
had that shit once despite carefully taking it out. Looked exactly like in the picture. Redness around it disappeared after a day, but the exact bite spot stayed red for two weeks then never showed up again. Don't know what the lil bitch gave me, but it wasn't trancifalitas or the happy disease

>>212286738
24 is way too young to hit the wall. Early to mid thirties is way more likely. You simply have no idea how bad it can get.

>>212286738
>i shall die a virgin
Not to late if you go to Kaunas and meet pydarauskas

>>212286738
Take it from a zillenial fag and get your shit together. Once you cross your thirties you will have much regrets, once you realize 40's are approaching even more so. I have went through so many mistakes and waded through utter shit my entire life you soyteens should ask some advice sometime I don't want anyone to experience the same stuff I did.

>>212286983
>t. a successful doctor who loves his job

>>212287043
All that money and achievement seems so worthless once you live alone in your commieblock socially isolated when your only friends are schizos on some chinese used boot smelling forum and you are afflicted by addiction coping over it.

>>212287043
more importantly, he is a good and moral guy trying to make this evil and immoral website a tad better

>>212287225
I was talking about Dr. Pavel and Dr. Ilya, sorry to burst your bubble.

>>212287294
wow I guess you're you never wanted that birthday present after all

>>212287332
What you shipped argentinian anons sister here? Send her over.

>>212227183
I will never not laugh at whites being called maori or aboriginal. One-drop rule retards are hilarious.

Was almost late for work because the water I poured on my car window ended up re-freezing. This is big suck how could this happen to me?

>>212288421
>tfw old nuts

>>212287133
well you are the crème de la crème on this dogshit website, pumpkin. Many here will end up working for minimum wage or end up on the noose. The rest at best will be stuck in 1k office cuckstool job and have to make powerpoints about trans rights and attend teambuilding shit for the rest of their miserable lives. While you at your 40s will be self employed, still in good shape and have a nice small house not far from Klaipeda. Your next door businessman neighbor will seethe at you for having so much free time&money while not having to take care of his worthless roastie wife, his 2 drooling kids, dog and an electric overpriced cuckwagon.
https://youtu.be/gT9F4qHoYlg

>>212286983
i think it's too late for me

>>212288725
>kingdom of heaven
Holy KINO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpYW1V9_Y-Y

we are all here masters of our fate. We are all aware that we are driving towards the abyss, but do nothing to steer the wheel. Natural selection
>>212287135
you will get trampled on for being humble and caring at the bottom. Yet you will get praised for being humble and caring at the top. Funny isn't it?

Had a very good conversation with the romanian schizo spammer today, proper guy regardless how much he shits up the board. Rest assured he wasn't the one shitting up /balt/ with the gookbot.

>>212288838
shut up retarded nigger

>>212289263
We both lamented how AI and current technologies will completely kill off imageboards and shit up the big congregation websites. What can you do all good things come to pass.

alright good night goyim
https://youtu.be/u6aPgA5549g

>>212289525
>Saladin wuz a nice guy
Cringe

>>212289728
At least abraaps weren't inbred retards back then. Such great culture and civilization, now reduced to a bunch of tourist jesters and oil pumpers. Not a loss for us personally but a loss for humanity.

>>212287621
you live up to your name, amerimutt

>>212278354
Getting stuff for free is communism.
I don't do it because I don't support communism.

>>212280684
Isn't that game owned by communists? With pronoun selectors and whatnot?

>>212289353
it's the truth

zero. monster is better

>>212290764
If I can select my pronoun but cannot select my pronoun to be AH (Attach Helicopter) I'm not going to play it.

>>212290681
You're just upset.

I'm a mutt, but so were my ancestors in Latvia. That's what happens when land keeps changing hands. That's what I'm Latvian & Swedish & German & Livvi. But I don't larp as Livvi just because I'm like 1/64th one, unlike many of your "Maoris."

Before anons bring it later because I am sleepy and going to bed. I decided to not ask out the butiful at work, she doesn't deserve a fuck up like me, maybe when I get my shit together.

>>212291000
What state you in? I am NYC.
>Latvian & Swedish & German & Livvi
Ok, but it's basically different shades of white.
How you know you have Livi heritage?

>>212291103
MI.

My dad is a huge family tree nerd. I'd never know otherwise.

>>212291000
Aryan card revoked, ywnraiyh (you will never rotate apples in your head)

auschuds

>>212291206
Except I do. Git good, maddie.

>>212291116
>MI
Michigan? So Chicago?
Heard there is a Latvian community there. Would visit.
>My dad is a huge family tree nerd. I'd never know otherwise.
I see.

Līvi, Kurši, Sēļi, Latgaļi and Zemgaļi
Literally no idea which tribes I have a claim to, but I would be happy with any of them, but also would not be extremely shocked if turns out I am 100% Lithuanian or Estonian

>>212291266
Heh.