>You're on thin ice mister!
>I don't give a rat's ass!
>*picks up phone* Yello! (insert name) speaking!
>I love you, son.

Karen I bought the milk

I actually hate my son

>>212227131 (OP)
I'm ashamed to say I do and say all of this completely unironically

>>212227131 (OP)
white people actually talk like ned flanders
but its the women who specifically talk as quirky and annoying as possible the most

>>212227131 (OP)
>Jimmy, it's impolite to slurp one's soup!

>welp!
>hey, ya win some, ya lose some
>jimminy cricket!
>gosh darn it
>gesundheit!

>>212227131 (OP)
>bodied that freak
>howling
>based

>>212227902
>bodied that freak
i say that a LOT

>>212227131 (OP)
>See you later, dad.

>why yes jenkins, we DO have a moral and spiritual obligation to uplift every race on earth since they are incapable of doing it themselves! after all, what have they ever achieved?
>*tings glasses full of $30,000 champagne*

>>212227924
LOL

>YOU’RE A FUCKING BITCH MOM, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE

>>212227961
Kek

>>212227131 (OP)
hold your horses