Thread 212228498

Church edition

>>212228498 (OP)
Might move there

You want your country back?

>>212228498 (OP)
>>212228545
boring white people shit

luv me wren churches
simple as

>paleoclimatologist
genuinely struggle to think of a more worthless career
what's the fucking point

good morning lads, going to be a hot one today

I bet zoomers and glastomongs are retarded enough to think slavery happened here and that all of the blacks in Britain were brought here in chains

>>212228564
Paleoclimatology is central to understanding how our climate will change in the future you fucking mong

>>212228564
I can think of one. Yours! Haha

>>212228557
you’re brown, lol

pondering a wank
not really that horny but I believe I'd enjoy it

>>212228583
>>212228564
*palaeoclimatology

>>212228596
Fuck out my thread Timmy

>>212228509
there are precious few

finna walk dogberg then eat sausage and eggs

>>212228583
how so

Studying the palæoclimætology

thoughts on tattoos lads?

>>212228583
Yh but will it get you laid?

right it's not even 8am and i'm too hot
how am i support to have a wank on the settee in this weather?

>>212228633
slit clearly visible. sending this one up for review by the cleaning staff

On This Day 1984. The Sun newspaper fails to appear for the third successive day.

The dispute, which has stopped the paper, began when editors refused to publish a statement by print workers in support of striking miners.

>>212228609
you’re also brown, lmao

>>212228498 (OP)
I'm a white man. I've got a big penis.

bad day for israel
msm working overtime to suppress the message

>>212228668
The message? Lmao some slogan isn’t some revolutionary message

>>212228677
then why did the bbc refuse to broadcast it?

>>212228634
Green party birds love it
>>212228625
Literally the only way to understand long term climate trends

Fisting myself

>>212228668
>>212228684
Because kneecap are vile terroristic mongs

going to fizz up some water and make some orange and mango drinkses

>>212228684
Just being safe and pc it doesn’t mean shit

>>212228753
no you aren't. stop the cap bruh before I beat your bitch ass

I'm an innocent man

Have a lot of cavities

Mental how it's normal to pretend to care about brown people dying in the other side of the world

going to turn the fan on

got the fan on

>>212228872
Grow up

>>212228819
trying to relate to the british are we

Robert Jay Mathews

>>212228913
why are there loads of comments saying "tissue please"

>>212228570
Nice strawman.

Halfwit.

>>212228564
Are you proud to be so ignorant?

>>212228957
he's got a bogey in his burnt off nose thing

>>212228960
Not even remotely a strawman, jog on little man

>>212228975
Find me an example of someone saying the slaves were literally working in on mainland Britain and not far away Britain

Is Death Stranding 2 good?

>>212228982
no

it's the episode where the simpons go to africa. wouldn't be made nowadays, too many racist depictions.

>>212228982
yeah

>>212228980
And if I do you'll pay me how exactly? Suck my knob?

ive fallen and I can't get up

bet my dogs done a shit in the kitchen when I go down

>>212229003
Hahaha folded at the first sign of resistance, pathetic

You know nothing

wish i wasnt such a runt and could read a book without getting bored after 5 mins

>not far away Britain
bizarre turn of phrase

The internet was vastly better in the 2000s before the influx of thirdies, grifters, women on social media and AI slop

>>212229018
He's a wog

Fresh Sargon of 'kkad
https://youtu.be/a4ew3Qp37DI

>>212229015
it's not your fault books are boring

>>212229023
yeah and water is wet. Say something we dont know

why can't we talk about what happened in cheadle

>>212228633
Each one is a dozen congoids she's fucked

Woke up and farting like a fiend

>>212229018
>>212229037
Yeah mate Britain had NOTHING to do with the Atlantic slave trade because we didn't use them on THIS island specifically

>>212229049
due to the woke

>>212229015
Try audiobooks. Takes less mental focus than reading and you absorb pretty much all of the books information.

>>212229049
What happened?

>>212229066
Now that's a strawman

>>212229109
Well the government [REDACTED] into the [REDACTED] which sparked [REDACTED], leading to [REDACTED]

done my washing up for the week

>>212229122
Muslims raping white girls?

Lord Jesus you have revealed yourself as the way to the Father
Kyrie, Kyrie eléison

You have poured out on your people the spirit of truth
Christe, christe eléison

You are the Good Shepherd leading us to eternal life.
Kyrie, Kyrie eléison
May Almighty God have mercy on us, forgive us our sins and bring us all to everlasting life
Amen

>>212229066
Why are you saying "we", shitskin?

>>212229013
>>212228980
here you go pal I did it for him as I had 5 minutes free
will you be sucking my knob?

Mainland Britian did have slaves though. It was just very uncommon.

>>212229199
Leftypol has been thoroughly raped

>>212229218
lmao leftycunt shifting the goalposts

>>212229199
Sent those freaks to low orbit over jupiter

the peoples republic of cheadle rising against all odds

Reckon you've all watched too many tarantino films. Slavery wasn't as bad as everybody says. It offered room and board and protection, and many ex-slaves spoke fondly of their time on the farm wid dey master. Then slavery ended and a lot of them starved on the streets. There was a paternalist christian relationship between bondservant and their master.

Just wanked

>>212229263
sounds sexy

>>212229199
All non-Whites carry within them the rage of the inferior and hate Aryans.

The only reason non-whites exist today is because of capitalism and Christian ethics.

Under a Nordic Ethnosocialist order, we would have a White world.

Those people had already been enslaved so they were better off in America

filled up the bird feeder less than an hour ago and it's already half empty the greedy cunts

>>212229330
>Holy Jesus in Heaven! It's a giant Q-tip

>>212229330
Fake and gay
King Varg would never be a Christcuck

alri gents first time back in 3 years what did i miss

>>212229395
mostly just poo

Need it back

>>212229356
probably pigeons raiding it as well. fat cunts come bombing in and the little lads don't get a look in

rorkes breakfast

Dreaming of a White planet.

Just accidentally pledged my life to Israel

>>212229423
here you go

Thinking about Israel and crying

>>212229453
That looks tasty though

Und das heisst
EEEEEEERIKAAA

>>212229486
it should be illegal to criticise their military

>>212229469
>>212229486

>>212229395
me and the thousand natural whorecks that flesh is heir to, 'tis a consummation devoutly to be posting for their /brit/ god!

can't fucking sleep

>>212229504
They've been spouting anti-white, anti-British racist shite for years and got away with it. This time though they've clearly crossed a line.

So what's happening lads.

>>212229504
TNDism

>>212229594
Bedtime over this end

Any K-Pop man in

>>212229671
Well goodnight

>>212229697
no but i'd love to shag lisa

hate waking up in the fucking morning why can’t I just die in my sleep

>>212228541
did he died

>>212229453
ok i will eat it!

>>212229717
Because every time you wake up you have another opportunity to improve your life

>>212229504
Israel will just double it's funding for migrant NGOs and Glastonbury will get 30,000 more Somalis.

Catholics do it better!

>>212229776
ponder the odour

>>212229776
I'm seeing a trend

>>212229767
no he doesn't be quiet

>>212229812
oh no a group of sikhs time to kill myself

WILL THIS FUCKING RAIN EVER STOP???

>>212229832
ain't raining where I'm at

le sikhs are bro tier comment incoming

was it an AI bot this whole time

>>212229831
1.5 billion shitjeets produce less wealth than 120 million Japanese or 80 million Germans. How valuable are they really to an economy?

>>212229776
Deport them all

playing stellaris

my beautiful technocracy of Alaria, a race of female space elves, controls 312 star systems, including the human solar system where the humans are only now making their first steps into space, and completely unaware of alien life as I've wiped out nearly all life around them for 100,000 light years so as to not corrupt them. well technically I forcibly de-evolved them all but that's not the point

now some ancient fallen empire has just told me to not colonise any planets for ten years or they'll attack me

I'm furious so I'm redesigning my fleet for maximum firepower and I'm going to destroy them for their arrogance. I'll turn my de-evolving hammer of civilisation superweapon into a death star and destroy their decaying halo rings and make the whole galaxy watch

are there any whites left in canada

>>212229907
I'll play it again when they unfuck planet sectors

Magic pigeon

>>212229893
what is ops?

>>212229997
black peepo language
i wouldnt worry about it lad x

1 week of chugging water and using a skin cleanser and fixed me right up

The wheels of history are moved forward by migrations from the north, and stunted by migrations from the south

>>212229062
it makes you wonder whether people fart in their sleep

>>212229997
Opponents, enemies, rivals, that sort of thing

>>212230040
Very interesting, mate. Now, was that full cream milk in your flat white?

>>212230068
done him

Canucks are bro tier

oriental fanny

>>212230118
you can't post that

>>212229199
raped that freak

I feel compelled to post a pony

If you ate your own poo, would you never have to buy food again? You could go on recycling your meals forever and save a fortune.

>>212230137
i was thinking the same but with cum instead. more tasty and creamy

Any powerful National Socialists in?

>>212230116
Thanks bro!

>>212230216
Yes, but I only support that system for Israel. I'm told it's antisemitic for me to support Israel while wanting their system implemented in my country.

>>212230216
>>212230263

absolute clownworld article

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce3velqy9rzo

A few weeks later, they both happened to be at a midweek service in Leicester Cathedral. When it was over, she approached him and asked to speak privately. They stepped into the quiet of the old cathedral graveyard.

Then she asked him out.

"I was very taken aback, because I didn't know her. And I was like, 'I'm gay, but thank you for asking.' But she asked me if it was because she was black."

And when Jay complained, the highest authority in the Church in Leicester - a top contender to be the next Archbishop of Canterbury - said he didn't believe him. Instead, he accused Jay of witchcraft.

"I'm also trans, I'd come out a number of years before, and I'd finally come to a place of full and complete happiness with who I was. I saw my future unfurling before me in a way that had felt impossible before," he reminisces.

>>212230306
Wonder if he gets pip

>>212230306
fella like him shouldnt be driving anyway
not safe is it

>>212230334
hm wonder why he would write such an obviously fake and disparaging article about a christian church

>>212230334
prods are so strange

>>212230334
Grim. Please return to using the old prayer book.

akala and bob vylan

both from BMWF parents

ian watkins childminding services

>>212230334
Everyone sane left the Church half a century ago

Israel is based. I stand with the IDF.

hello can you hear me

>>212230444
Where did they go.....

>>212230458
Death, death to the IDF!

>>212230436
imagine being that 5 year old white chad and growing up to see your victim still seethe about you to the whole country when he's rich and famous

Golden.

Mad how we nearly built a second suez canal just to spite the french

whoever invented natural selection was a fuckin genuis

britain was built by everyone except white british people

>>212230518
Just a bit of banter.

>>212230472
the catholic/methodist church depending whether they like it high or low

>>212230436
That's why mixing is bad

I'd like to shake their flagellae

>>212230548
Thanks.

got smokey on

>>212230539
>catholic
Yuck!

>>212230539
I said sane mate

>>212230436
>makes a turdling with an N
>turdling grows up to hate her
>news outlets call her incapable of thinking on such a profound level as turdling son
Life under Judaism. Pay up sucker.

Any WMAF man in?

>>212230603
Cool.

made 200 posts in this thread and not got a reply, not even ONE

>>212230614
Truke hebe.

>>212230614
Back when this was a serious country

thinking about all the failed terrorism plots

Interesting fact: In Australia most Methodists and Presbyterians merged into the Uniting Church back in the 60s and as the major denominations go it is the most pro-LGBT

why the fuck didn’t I start using Acado earlier?? can actually plan out and buy what I need for the week properly instead of being surrounded by Nigerians in tesco and panicking and just picking any shite up to get out there asap
not even that expensive and the quality is good

>>212230636
Yes I can tell by his Serious Hat

>>212230636
They left Boston to found.....Boston. Very uncreative bunch of chuds.

>>212230653
tesco do delivery mate

>>212230653
its Ocado

>>212230667
t. native of London, Ontario

You say Acado, and I say Ocado

>>212228633
They used to be a clear sign that a girl listens to metal, but now every woman gets them and dyes their hair so it often tricks me.

>>212230705
on the river thames no less

>>212230646
mossad just ain't what they used to be

>>212230719
lol

Girls with tattoos do anal

>>212230648
Thats weird because they have polar opposite views on Grace usually

>>212230705
>>212230715
I'm in Nova Scotia, which is slightly different!

spreading bee poo (honey) on my toast

Classic British media. Air striking a hospital, nothing but nuance and passive language. Spray paint something orange or say mean words about a military and it's an outrage that must be punished at once.

>>212230749
Let us fight

>>212230706
its Ocado

>>212230735
i'd like to visit

>>212230749
imagine unironically siding with disgusting Palestinian animals hahahaha fucking state of you mate

>>212230749
I don't know what this means

Too heavy.

>ocado

alri literal trillionaire

any unregistered sex offender man in?

>>212230788
Choose neither side.
Shrimple ain't it lad?

>>212230786
Careful. The eternal poverty will scare you stiff.

You are an enemy of the state.

>>212230735
>new scotland
how original

>>212230807
yh...

>>212230804
that’s what I thought until I actually did a shop there and it’s really not that much expensive. Maybe a tenner or so more over a full shop in tesco but well worth it

was yawning and accidentally spaffed saliva all over my keyboard, see no other way that could happen other than by shooting it from beneath my tongue like a snake

>>212230825
It is over!

>>212230815
It's in Latin. So it counts.

>>212230788
Over Israel? Any day of the week mate

binge drank for 10 days straight and my hands are shaking really badly today, gonna have one drink to avoid withdrawal then taper off

>>212230843
um

The atmosphere must be 90% silica dust to reverse climate change

mental how some people simply can't understand you can hate palestinians and israelis equally.

>>212230843
this can't be good for your willy

>>212230839
>gonna have one drink
nah have loads

>>212230843
what the hell is that

>>212230837
what’s wrong with Isreal ?

>>212230839
lol good luck mate

stardust is playing on sky movies sky cinema x

>>212230892
yeah that guy is literally me except i'm even more insufferable and dramatic

>>212230899
For me it was ok.

>>212230733
Why it's called the Uniting Church and not the United Church
https://uniting.church/basisofunion/#reformation

>>212230880
Dick cage that trannies use. Idk what's it's supposed to do, lock the willy or something

Ngl lads just want a gf to drain my nutsack and then leave me alone

escorts all the way hehe.

i can't cum from blowjobs alone

Have you ever met an Indonesian?

>>212230930
Well they don't immigrate, since things seem to be doijng well for them

>>212230930
Jump.

Might move to Indonesia.

don't like the 'frens' shit I see on /int/
this site is turning into reddit with the smol boi-tier language

>>212230922
Me either lad. I get a kink in my neck and can't hold that position for long enough.

>>212230930
you see them everywhere now little brown chink muslim things
why they are here who the fuck knows

>>212230930
Plenty of them at my uni
And we know there's a heap of blokes around Manchester that have got up close with one

watching the charli XCX set on iplayer as it was on too late me last night and I was tucked up in bed snug as a bug

>>212230959
int has always been like that

>>212230970
I have received a threatening letter from the at least every month for the last 10 years and nobody has ever visited me.

>>212230911
good grief

I cant cum from blowjobs alone I cant cum from sex with a condom just too boring in fact

rather watch porn and cum easy from that normally goon for like 6th hours women tho actual real life women too boring fucking hell haha

>>212230992
Hope you have a debilitating stroke the very moment the van parks outside your house

>>212231000
dont care

hate them

>>212231026
Wish you could get a house like that here for 240k

>>212230984
it was naff, full of lip syncing and autotune

>>212231000
Dope Show more like Nope Show

>Indonesian Students in the UK:
>The Indonesian Students Association in the UK (PPI UK) conducted a census in 2020-2021 and found 1,160 respondents, with 1,212 listed in their database. This data focuses specifically on Indonesian students and may not reflect the broader Indonesian population in the UK.
>Overseas Indonesians:
>Wikipedia reports an estimated 11,000 Indonesians living in the UK.
11000 out of the 281.2 million. Or 0.004%. Seems suspicious. What are the Indonesians keeping from the Outdonesians?

>>212231015
i've only ever shagged without a rubber

I can't cum from sex alone to be honest, unless the boy is unusually tight back there.

>>212231060
yeah I'm 7 mins in and it's clear she's miming

bit lame

>>212230970
Anarcho-tyranny

>>212230984
Jow.

so my hair is a bit curly and i've got this new gimmick of asking black girls about hair advice and let me tell you they will voluntarily stop and give you a free half hour lesson to help a white boy out
was out last night and got chatting to three black ladies. was too scared to take it further but when i get the courage to do that it's a great way to get black gf

Why are the gays so uppity and make being gay/lez/trans their entire identity

the ol inoutinoutdonesian

>>212231026
Won't be staying at that price now they've moved in

Don't be afraid to catch feels (ha)
(Don't be afraid to catch these feels)
Ride drop top and chase thrills (yeah)
(Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah)
I know you ain't afraid to pop pills (I know)
Baby, I know you ain't scared to catch feels
(Woah, woah, woah)
Feels with me

Don't be afraid to catch feels (no, no)
Don't be afraid, baby
Don't be afraid
Ride drop top and chase thrills (woah, okay)
I know you ain't afraid to pop pills
I know, I know, I know
Baby, I know you ain't scared to catch feels
Feels with me

>Outdonesian
screaming

Since this place will probably be blocked soon, have any of you lads ever used an escort?

I'm 29 and a kissless virgin so I've been thinking of hiring one. Don't mind shelling out a good chunk of money for it, but I have a few questions.

What sites are good to use?
Is it worth it?
Is there a risk of STDs?

>>212231128
The Aryan spirit.

>>212231110
Are you cute?

>>212231059
You really don’t. Aside from it being relatively large you really, really don’t want anything made to American standards. Even the worst, M25 commuter belt new build here will be better put together than the finest new house in America

We looked at buying a holiday home in the USA. Anything made after about 1975 there should be classed as a temporary structure

me but when i call in sick to work so i can argue about trannies on /brit/

crip walking on the liberal regime

women sound great like on paper but ultimately unless the sex is proper good they just become this incessant noise in your ear just fuck off love haha down pub anyway x

sunday morning incelwalk as a complete and utter success

>>212231109
Don't think there are 3 black women in my entire county

>>212231143
Just isn’t true

>>212231166
how can you be a complete and utter success and an incel?

>>212231171
Wow I bet that's peaceful

>>212231136
use a condom
get a decent escort from adult work and beware of scams just dont cheap out on it and also tell the escort you are a virgin and once youve done this find a bridge and jump off it you fucking freak

contains violence, strong language and scenes of a sexual nature

>>212231152
Poland.

>>212231136
Don’t do that. They’re predators and they’ll see your situation from a mile off. Next thing you know you’ll have given them all your money or tried to “rescue” them. Even if you went for an elite pro type (the kind the very rich get for discretion) you’ll still end up broke because you will get addicted to her

Take that money and do literally anything else with it. That’s a path you don’t want to go down

>>212231188
Love Notting Hill carnival me

>>212228557
Not enough riots, rapes, or stabbings?

>>212231192
the title of my sex life

>>212231192
Sounds like what happened to Emmanuel Macron's high school years.

Reuse.

>>212231192
Balamory's changed

>>212228548
Aye

>>212231215
corr

women are a joke ngl
all bang on about rights this and feminism that yet get in the bedroom

and all want to be thrown around pissed and shit on

grim ngl x

Apply !

The new, as it were
>>212231246
>>212231246
>>212231246

>>212231215
Has a good time on the tube home too

>>212231138
m-maybe :3

>>212229013
You're retarded and don't know what a straw man argument is