You are doing your best to get a promotion but suddenly there is a new GERMAN coworker on your team.

How do you react?

>>212238765 (OP)
convince him he has to make my job too in rder to gert promption

>>212238765 (OP)
Having dealt with plenty of Germans, I promptly work to make him feel isolated by spreading rumors in order to get my coworkers treating him passive aggressively as quickly as possible.

>>212238765 (OP)
Good! Finally someone who will robotically take up the slack for all the minorities and women for no extra compensation.

ask him about his schedule, look up his personal info then tell my cousins when to brake into his house and steal everything of wort.

>>212238765 (OP)
Germans aren't what they used to that's for sure. Your genetics are being completely wiped.

>>212239600
This is a work of arte

>>212239600
where is the version with sound

>>212239600
KTIM!

>>212239939
>Jens Goldstein
Gradually I began to hate them

>>212241350
KTM is austrian

>>212239600
these are all valid questions for Americans thoubeit

>>212239939
>Goldstein

>>212241757
That would require Americans to actually leave America to see other places. Your logic is flawed, Fritz.

>>212238765 (OP)
invite him for a beer and strangle him with a piano wire when he goes for a piss.