Thread 212239903

bombing bob vylan edition

1st for wales

2nd for Hamas

3rd for the bird with the hairy chest

4th for white girls' pink soles

got a lasagne brewing

>>212239903 (OP)
the falcon was designed after the B2

>>212240168
what is the name for when you design things after animals/plants?

>>212240223
biomimetism, I guess

>>212240223
Having a brain

>>212240322
thanks
>>212240346
fuck you

>>212240223
like how the seal in ketchup bottles was inspired by the incredible way a horses arse works when pushing out poo with the dual de-synced rectums

puta

bob nylon

gib islands pls

>>212239903 (OP)
wonder if those guys will regret doing that glasto thing

sitting alone in my flat drinking carbonated pints of dog shit

from the river to the sea
poopy poo poo, poopy wee

>>212240446
what happened? nobody answered me last thread

>>212240476
based

>>212240442
protect hapas
love hapas

>>212240442
Imagine looking at your parents and instead of seeing a loving couple who care for you you see a meme you picked up on the internet

>>212240532
Yeah why hasn't anyone been talking about glastonbury

>>212240446
If course they won't, they said what everyone is thinking

>>212240532
punk band 'bob nylan' lead the crowd to chant 'death, death to the idf!' and called his previous manager a zionists (jew)

>>212240532
they did some rage against the machine rip off about rorke
just google it

In Wales this family found witchcraft items in their attic and they think that there is a demon there.

>>212240572
oh *loses interest and goes for a poo*

>>212240532
got a big picture of netanyahu and had a poo on it on stage. very unsavoury stuff

>>212240532
Stupid black hip hop band nobody had heard of before yesterday started a chant at Glastonbury about killing IDF soldiers

im stinky i need a shower

people all over the world,
poo and,
start a poo train,
a poo train

can smell my cheesy feet right through my crocs

Oh oh mine arse is on fire!

>>212240637
good somg

>>212240616
>>212240619
In the Bible it says that Satan's armies of Gog and Magog will turn against the Antichrist and they will destroy each other.
This is like a foreshadowing of it because the Moslems and the Jews are both against Christ Jesus the Lord and therefore they are of the devil and it is two factions of the devil fighting each other.

algernon huxley poo-twistleton

>bob vylan

Am I supposed to pronounce his name as Bob Villain?

>>212240781
Yeah that's what George bush said

>>212240818
It is best not to dwell on such things.

George Blush

>>212240781
shut up catyank I dont care about your christmong drivel

Feeling insouciant

catyank passing George w bush boomer hogwash off as esoteric knowledge

>>212240857
Shut your stupid mouth you wretched demon.

>>212239381
Mad that you lads ignored the new, made a new new and janny allowed it all to happen

>>212240904
Bush is a Freemason.

mad how poo

>>212240380
common 4chan knowledge

>>212240556
probably because youre a yank

>new /shit/
>50 posts

what black magic is this

tea and crumpets and that innit

going to the cheeky chinky chinaman supermarket lads
what should i buy?

y'all can keep seething about the vaccine, imma head out and enjoy the sunshine losers

I make £40k a year

>neighbour girl invited me to a BBQ yesterday (taking place at 3pm today) because she's moving out
>been speaking on and off with her for the past year in passing
>now that the BBQ is happening I've got all this anxiety and am too afraid to go
>she's knocked on my door twice already and I'm pretending I'm not in

spooky stuff lads

Glastonbury Grove is the place in Twin Peaks where the doorway from our world to the Black Lodge is.

This whole Glastonbury thing is nothing but performative outrage

>>212240619
>hip hop
It's a punk band rorke, did you just see black men and assume hip hop?

>>212240551
she's so fucking peng

>>212240089
fantastic post

with crisp eating
you've got to tip them in
otherwise your hands get dirty

>>212241186
please go to it

>>212241186
oh mental is that another opportunity missed through fear and inaction ahahaha

Remember when rorke decided a traffic calming scheme in oxford was a plan to stop everyone leaving their homes forever by the jews

>>212241212
Of course they're jeets

>>212241186
>taking place at 3pm
>posting on 4chan at 4.30pm
hmm

bangers and mash innit

how old were you lads when you had your first proper wank?

Olivia Atwood Getting Filthy Rich Season 3 Episode 6 - The Boyfriend Experience

so this is rorke

>>212241254
arse 13, cock 16

>>212241200
Flat-face

Turnstile on next lads, get it watched

>>212241236
whatever you say sweaty

>>212241239
people like you are the real danger to humans

>>212241254
43

>>212241254
11

Mad that covid was 10years ago

>>212241247
BBQs usually last longer than 90 minutes mate
you would know if you ever left your grotty shithole

>>212241279
Um

4chan be like
>sex pest = good
>sex pest brown = bad

>>212241322
I hate women so much it's unreal

toil freaks are toil tomorrow

>>212241322
me in the purple hoody

>>212241322
looks like riley reid
want to eat her aids infested cunt so badly

>>212241231
nah
will probably be a few gigachads there and I'd be left in a corner on my own pretending to be texting someone on my phone

shall be staying put

The other doorway is the gas station called The Dutchman that takes you from our world to the Black Lodge.

>>212241240
Of course what? What did they do?

Sir "Inanimate Carbon" Rod Stewart

Making a gay porn burger later

What's with the obsession over posting grim slags who try to look like kids

>>212241357
She has ugly tits

yank on a VPN about
be aware lads

>>212241382
Er

>>212241382
can see his willy

>>212241375
youre sitting alone texting people anyway

>>212241253
mental you got so rattled by a bit of old fashioned jayposting you're seething hours later

thoughts on the food in spoons?

>>212241382
um

>>212241390
Um dont you know she makes more than you do so shes better than you. Loser

Dogberg rolling about like a spaz

>>212241382
a niggardly willard

>>212241382
weird how they always have micro cocks or massive ones
like normal sized penis and being trans seems an impossibility

>>212241254
Cut open the groin on a giant SpongeBob plush I had and fucked it til I came, was like 11, never felt anything that intense since, didn’t feel good

the thing is about me is I’m a stealth NEET. Nobody I meet irl thinks that I’m a neet and when they found out they’re shocked. My life is that put together and so is my appearance that people never suspect it

>>212241419
aye but nobody is looking at me and giggling at how lame I am

>>212241410
my wife

>>212241432
wheres the curry? wheres the mash? wheres the FUCKING crumpet

Can one of you make one of them fake text conversations where it's blatant you're just texting yourself then screenshotting it
They're the best

Rob Ager the British movie guy doesn't like tbe 2008 film The Dark Knight. He likes the Heath Ledger Joker but he doesn't like the rest of the movie.

encouraging the cat

>>212241382
so this is sacked tranny

>>212241432
Looks nasty

Lockdown 1 had some pleasant moments desu. Weather was peng. I drove to my parents house when Bozza announced it to spend it there with them. Big garden, lots of G&Ts and BBQs and having the neighbours round etc. No cars out, totally quiet. Was still working full time but just from home. Saved a fortune. Saw loads of old mates from my childhood around too and we'd get the cans in the woods, farmers fields etc on weekends.
The winter lockdown season was pure unadulterated shite.

Anyone here /turnstile/

>>212241447
exogenous oestrogen commonly causes impotence and penile atrophy. hence average cocks become floppy microdicks

what do brits generally think of kiwis? (we think you're wankers)

>>212241410
Why does she stick her arm out like a retard

>>212241477
so fucking what why do you care so much what random mongs on the internet think? why don't you form your own opinions instead of getting them from jay dyer and rob ager the british movie guy you fucking child

>>212241447
Bailey Jay (trans superstar) said that she(he) got a really thick cock by simply being on oestrogen for years and then suddenly going cold turkey.

Wonder if there is a way to replicate the same effect by being low T and very very suddenly high T.
Perhaps impossible through natural means.
And it's not like anabolic steroids affects cock size.

Tis a mystery.

>>212241432
some things are ok (lasagne, sosij and chips, desserts) but most of its not good
the steak and mash is bad. grim rubbery steak with dry microwave mash

also the breakfasts are atrocious. had it once, never again

>>212241432
its ok
its edible, its cheap and it tastes alright
thats what you want from food 90% of the time

>>212241513
Bizarro aussies basically

>>212241432
Beyond the breakfasts and the burgers it's very meh, even those items are quite meh. But it's very cheap and a great affordable night out for working class Brits, so I will not be snooty about it at all.

>>212241453
>>212241279

>>212241456
Told my hairdresser my brother is unemployed and she started going "Aaaaww I'm so sorry"

Thinking of converting to orthodox christianity

>>212241536
aussies are way weirder than us

>>212241029
he's actually part of the bohemian club

>>212241477
Here's How The Dark Knight Rises Explains Kubrick's Carpet Choices In The Shining

Mad how you have more freedom and life balance in school and university than when you're a full time toiler

Wake up early as shit, work all day, get home at 6pm exhausted, have dinner and go to gym if you're not too tired, then it's bed time and back to the toil cage again
5 days a week of this, then you get one day of respite, followed by seething all Sunday because it looms
You get six weeks of break to live your life in the whole year.

Fuck this shite. No wonder it feels like my life is nothing but toil and stagnation since uni.

Rob Ager said that the xenomorph in Alien is supposed to be like an animal that is adapted for industrial spaces instead of nature.

>>212241513
brothers

And you’ll still have fucking gormless mongs in this country which support a cashless society

>>212241522
I was very low T for years and then suddenly 900+ng/dl from trt and my cock hasn’t changed at all
Maybe a slight increase in girth due to erection health but only like .4 inches, and not any actual growth

>>212241513
They don't think about you

>>212241513
we dont think about you

>>212241513
Posh Brits who emigrated to farm sheep

>>212241554
>getting your hair cut by a woman
You’re even more of loser than your brother

>>212241595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je246B2NKLE

>>212241601
Alright alexander jahans

mental there are posters here who think of me and think "what does he think about this?"
not in a cocky way but how mental it is if you think about it

>>212241595
don't care I've got nothing to hide and haven't paid with cash for years

The Dark Knight isn't even good. Christopher Nolan is a pleb.

>>212241447
You look up all this stuff huh?

>>212241578
Life only gets worse after your 20s sadly.
Peak existence is when you're in your mid 20s, couple of years of career under your belt, maybe had a promotion, and you and your mates are still young and carefree, going out all the time and the idea of someone getting married is a big deal.
It all ends very quickly.

>>212241513
Fush and chups

>>212241513
SLAGS

What happened to Jahans in the end, didn't he get on test after brit commentors told him to have his test checked?

rorke watching sir keir through his binoculars

>>212241493
Everyone had the same experience
First lockdown was lush. No classes, sleeping in and chilling on the laptop, sunny weather everywhere, going to house parties and raves, dating apps were easy shags, drinks in the park with mates

Winter was horrific. Retards fell for it AGAIN and somehow the covid mongs became even more fervent about it.

>>212241522
just that simple huh. like the transgender porn star said.

>>212241666
highest iq communist

>>212241666
You are part of the problem Satan

life's tough for us incel freaks
all I can do outside is walk in the park and go to the shops, that's it

>>212241666
>I've got nothing to hide
post your full address, birth name and profile picture

let's see your mental gymnastics

>>212241683
we dont even FUCKING say it like that you tart

>>212241634
?

just sent the gf contract to protogf

>>212241720
Done him

how's it foing

>>212241724
Jango Fett in Attack of the Clones was from New Zealand.

>>212241513
Horse cum shots

bounced the gfs head off the wall again lads

>>212241719
saw a lad who looked like an incel eating alone at a restaurant

>>212241678
this except i never had that because i was a neet immediately after uni and barely had any friends and was always an incel

>>212241756
>Horse cum shots
https://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/news/5188635/Stallion-semen-shots-prove-popular

kek

>>212241719
don't bother going outside anymore me. what's the point don't speak to anybody don't do anything except walk around. just get on the treadmill and /brit/post for my exercise these days

>>212241770
That might have been me

>>212241783
https://www.digitalspy.com/fun/a327422/apple-horse-semen-sold-in-new-zealand-pub/

Jay Dyer pwned two Muslims in debates.

>>212241770
the rare brave incel freak
he'll give up being brave soon enough and go back to his runtish slug cave of a bedroom to play strategy video games

>>212241764
You got embarrassed before and you’re still spamming this?

>>212241513
flight of the conchords

>>212241817
they also did stag shots too to keep up with demand.

>>212241824
she looks like me

got a Shakespeare £2 coin the other day

The Bible

our katy b

Keep having panic attacks and wanting to sucker punch the nearest person to me and run away to satisfy it

>>212241848
Yhe binble

>>212241770
Smee
I just have terrible posture because of an injury. I do alright.

there is no point in doing anything as an incel
no matter what you do there is always going to be a huge emotional gap inside you due to the lack of sex/intimacy. you will never be truly happy/fulfilled without women providing you sex. life is utterly pointless without sex. just LDAR, no point in trying. you will never be happy.

>>212241855
and how does that make you feel?

>>212241794
Bond. Jamarcus Bond.

surely you incel lads can at least go to a pub/bar and sit at the bar chatting to the bartender?

>>212241855
Join a boxing club

>>212241840
absolute kek do you have the screenshot of that? I need reminding again about it I just remember it was an absolute chuckle

>>212241770
Shame you didn't snap a photo of him. But also aware that you are making it up

>>212241853
you wont believe what the b stands for

Beertoil beckons

>>212241513
frens :)

>>212241874
Panicked

>>212241887
I have autism and hate chatting

Just seen a circle pit going at glastonbury

Rorke has already scarcely recovered from this and now Bob Vylan has come along, I’m SERIOUSLY worried about his mental wellbeing lately!

so what did you lads think of the squid game finale

>>212241887
>bartender
Theyre called barman or barmaids in this country you jf mong

bit mental how British people look all ill proportioned then after a 100 years knocking about in the colonies we sorted ourselves out

>>212241909
and where does this panic come from?

clogged the toilet at my aunt's place once and she went in and broke the poo apart with her hands
legend

>>212241887
i do go to the pub/bar alone
never ccchat to th ebartender tho i just sit there stariong out gormless hoping someone interacts every now and then some drunk 70 year old will and then i dont like it and i leave lol
>>212241873
good post
even if i got a gf now in my late 30s would be pointless cos im so far behind
would be like becoming rich when you're 90
who cares anymore

>>212241940
Don’t know can’t figure it out

>>212241927
chundering

>>212241933
I’ve thought this myself. Crazy how much better looking Australians and Kiwis are compared to us when most of you are ethnically British.

>>212241918
start a wall of death
bonus points for midget jousting

Who would win in a fight between Aphex Twin and Autechre

mikey watching The Matrix then thinking 'why can't that be real' with a computer using him as a bank

>>212241946
ah i've seen your kind. watching everyone from the bar who walks in and past.

Rorke at the Red Lion pub be like "give me a drink, bartender"

>>212241984
yeah basically or i just go on my phone/stare at the wall
i dont sit at the bar tho i sit in a corner

You can hear the Beach Boys influence in some of Animal Collective's music such as the way Panda Bear sings.

>>212241873
>LDAR
whazzat

>>212241720
done that incel

>>212241980
i’ll tell you how i operate

>>212241969
Been in some awful pits watching some hardcore bands, people just throwing fists, but I'm watching turnstile at glasto on my sofa

>>212241966
probably cause the uglies wouldn't have left england or survived the journey.

>>212241927
>Eternally yours

>>212241952
just analyze your environment. does it happen at home, at a store, at work? happens around people?

>>212242038
Why’s that then?

what in the name of christ
This is literally the entirety of TikTok right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey6Icbed0tc&ab_channel=MFYStudios

All the racist National Front supporting white estates round me are now full of muslims and Africans and all the flat roof pubs converted into mosques :)

I don’t even have the balls to see a prostitute. I could never go to their place so it would have to be in a hotel then I’d have to come down to the reception because she wouldn’t have a keycard which would be fucking humiliating

just want scraniel back

>>212242083
must be hard being a paki

Downloaded some video games. Haven't played any in years. Hope it help the ol' 'pression. Or at least makes me happy for an hour or two.

>>212242086
just tell her the room number and let her in

>>212242082
Don't use the Lord's name in vain. You are joining your voice in song with the demons when you do this.

>>212242082
crumbling at this

>>212242053
Everywhere, all the time, no matter the circumstances or environment

>>212242072
if I had an apple I would throw it to the most attractive girl on the boat, not the ugly, she would starve if I was captain. Also if you are a chad, would you stay in england or go on some adventure of mind blowing proportions...

>>212242112
You need a key card to get access to the lifts mate

Based Joe

>>212242086
really don’t get how cunts like you exist
I met a girl last night and i’ve already kissed her and organised a date

>>212241941
:)

>>212242113
>Eternally yours,

>>212242086
hire an escort instead. they'll pretend to be your gf

might head down to the blue moon inn

>>212242130
stay in a shittier hotel lmao
you don't spend £300 a night to sex a working girl for 20 minutes

>>212242133
heathermong is typing...

defh defh to da idf

You want your country back?

>>212242129
Doesn’t really explain Aussies who come from criminal stock (and criminals are extremely dysgenic usually).

Ah yes, the bairn next door having his daily meltdown

>>212242113
*farts on your man tits*

>>212242100
A lot easier than being a racist incel. How the tables have turned in the past 20 years :)

>>212242166
yeah, that would be nice

>>212239903 (OP)
is that real?

Need to get a new printer, what's the current go-to? Can't be fucked to research

>>212242136
I don’t know either I wish I didn’t
>>212242158
The only hotel near me is premier inn and they need keycards to get up to the rooms

what's special about flat roof pubs?

>>212242178
nah. can still look at myself in the mirror and see something vaguely appealing

>>212242178
Bodied that chud

>>212242127
have you seen a therapist or something?

unironically try chatGPT instead of spending $$$$
be fucking precise in your symptoms

>>212242172
not really criminals by our standards. A lot of them came from extreme poverty and would be sent away at any age for as much as stealing an apple while they were starving

>>212242187
brother still the goats

>>212242179
HAH, SHUT THE FUCK UP

Jay Dyer also debated a Talmudic rabbi and made him look like a fool.

>>212242166
Yeah but actually putting any effort whatsoever into doing so is way too much to ask for from the docile English peasant class

>>212241887
Stumbled into a weird situation at my local...
I know a few regulars through the missus. She's been going there since she was 16. Most of them are friendly enough. We'll chat a bit - small talk with a few interesting bits.
The newer servers are all chubby brunettes like my gf. I don't know if they're flirty because they think that's why I tip (I know a lot of the regulars don't, and the servers and barmaids are all top notch), or because they feel bad when I come in alone and have to wait for 2h for missusborough to get off work...
But it basically leads me to act even more shy and incelly than I naturally am. I finally got a good thing going. I'm all for a bit of healthy jealousy, but I don't want there to be actual suspicion, especially when all these ladies - the gf included - are so far out of my league it wouldn't be worth trying.

going to the bollock factory anyone want owt

>>212242222
digits

brown people fleeing their shitholes and then turning their destinations into shitholes
leftypol cheering them on the whole time

>>212242209
I haven’t, don’t want to be tricked into telling someone all my mental elves that’ll get me put on a watchlist

life aint easy as a heterosexual white male

>>212242086
you could try raping a woman instead. would that be easier for you?

>>212242203
>vaguely appealing
Dont flatter yourself

how do i get started with raping?

>>212242222
HAH, SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>212242297
loads of experts at the cliffs of dover

>>212242271
What a disgusting thing to say

>>212242221
Link?

rorke picking his scab

>>212242086
>I’d have to come down to the reception because she wouldn’t have a keycard which would be fucking humiliating
Did this with a grindr hookup once in spain

>>212242297
Start by sucking cock then graduate into vaping

>>212242259
can't help someone who doesn't wanna get help

then i guess you'll continue to suffer my brother.

take care

>>212242297
ask rapelad

hes usually in around 8ish before he leaves

I have an undeniable sexual aura that draws women’s attention to me but they soon lose interest as they learn im just a boring autistic cunt with nothing to say

212242340
"sure"

been giving myself (You)s all day

any binge drinkers in

Just asked for a week off, as a prank someone's drawn a swastika on my forehead with permanent marker see
Being demanded to go in will open me up to ridicule, rumours and innuendo

just tasted my pasta sauce then pumped my fist in delight

death death to the idf

>>212242405
Post recipe

Remember 2016 glasto where the brexit ref result came through on the friday morning lol

Thinking of turning a new leaf and giving up this racism muck may even research indigenous Australian rights and learn more about their culture and language

>>212242471
howling did it really no i dont remember
the seethe must have been unreal

>>212242471
Yea now your country’s fucked lolz hope the laughs were worth it

>>212242480
theres a reason why the educated class is less racist

just watched a clip of the uk police trying to fight a random lunatic with a samurai sword and getting hit by it

>>212242471
why would I recall that? I was 11

might go pub

>>212242523
>>212242523

heard you want her hymen back
ha, shut the fuck up
heard you want her hymen back
nuh uh you can't have that

>>212242490
Yeah
https://www.theguardian.com/music/video/2016/jun/24/has-brexit-put-downer-on-glastonbury-reaction-festival-goers-video

>>212242471
I was there, the atmosphere was grim and not helped by there being mud everywhere.

>>212242560
jaha state

>>212242490
And it was muddy as fuck that year too
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36637923