Prev >>212227636
Egypt edition

Rebel.

i'm so fucking bored. i don't know what to do. what do you guys do when you guys are bored?

i don't want to die anons

>>212240353
You’re historically illiterate.

dear gods and goddesses,
please consecrate these sacred rocks so they stimulate my sacral chakra and give me massive boners.
thank you. so mote it be.

>our founding fathers were chuds therefore we must also be chuds

>>212240413
Go for a lindywalk

>>212240496
Yes chad.png

>>212240496
Yes

>>212240460
do you stick those in your ass?

>>212240560
close, i place them on my pelvis

Tbh I have nothing against immigrants, except for the fact that they're overwhelmingly brown. If they can just not be brown I honestly wouldn't give a single shit

>>212240516
>>212240530
george washington was an occultist (he's just like me fr fr)

>>212240718
What a faggot lol

>>212240746
i believe george was a h*terosexual

>another win for me
my enemies HATE to see me thriving

>>212240868
Kys Brian

Watching soyccer again

Went cycling a bit with the GF today, ended up at this little town festival in a park. A few foodstands, some shit for them kiids, a live band, a couple benches, you know how it be.
Anyways, it was refreshing because not a single foreigner was to be found.
I wonder why this kind of habbening will forever stay segregated. I mean I don’t mind it’s nice not being surrounded by headscarfs and little Osamas 24/7 but it was just something that had me wondering.

>>212241180
Browns don't attend the cultural festivals of their host countries because they don't care about the culture of their host countries. They move away from their shit hole nations to get away from the culture that created them, then act the same as they always have.

buying this after i get paid today

fuck this gay shit, i'm going to gym

>>212241438
>150 dollar fiction
Jesus christ what a rip

>take the dogs out to pee
>the neighbor and I say hi at the same time and go about our business
>post about it on 4chan

>>212240709
The thing that will ultimately defeat this madness is the fact that the only country who could answer the globalist call in mass numbers was India. I'm already seeing complaints of "b-but it was supposed to be diverse!" from people who generally support unskilled immigration.

>>212241773
Cool

APPLE BOTTOM JEANS

made chud style popcorn (popcorn made with coconut oil and pink himalayan salt)

>>212240709
im brown

back from church

>>212242167
Popcorn would probably be good with bacon fat or chicken schmaltz. Beef tallow comes to mind, but I imagine it maybe being too strong; they use it for fries though, so maybe it could work.

>>212242167
I've had a bag of stuff made that same way. It was alright, but the coconut oil made the popcorn a little soggy

>>212242167
A guy at work told me pink himalayan salt was the only good salt you can get and the white "table" salt isn't real salt and is bad for you

Here popcorn is an exclusively sweet snack whereas in the US it seems to be mainly savory

>>212242742
yeah, I used to buy the premade stuff, but it's a lot cheaper to buy the ingredients and make it myself in bulk
never experienced the sogginess issue thoughever

>>212242794
regular salt is fine, but pink salt contains more minerals. These minerals are the impurities that cause the salt to be pink

>>212242799
>in the US it seems to be mainly savory
yep, but one of the most iconic american snacks is a brand of caramel popcorn

https://youtu.be/RPr9C92Z0J0?si=CumSummerAnthem

The music at Tim Hortons fucking disgusts me. Radio station really be like "let's make the worst playlist ever" and Tim Hortons be like "fuck yeah"
Karma chameleon is soooo SHIT!

https://youtu.be/6FEDrU85FLE

>>212242871
Ya I know, it makes it a bit tastier too. I'm not sure if it was the iodization he took issue with or if he had read somewhere that white salt was "incomplete" and therefore bad for you

https://youtu.be/nEQUSBrH8r0

>>212242987
one time at starbucks they played the fucking euro truck simulator 2 menu music and i couldn't contain my laughter and people were staring at me not getting it... why would they play that there

Eating hot chip

i want a cat

>he's got no pussy

I'd eat hot chip if they didn't all have artificial dyes

Barry Soweto

thingken bout whataburger

kanye west made some good songs

I'm living on a boat. I have only looted this boat, one other, and sea wreckage. I have not gone on land other than a couple tiny sandbars and tiny(like 10x10) islands.

I have two villagers in a cage in the hold. I had a chicken I found floating at sea, but it despawned for some reason while I was out exploring.

mousey :)

need to migrate to the US, spain is such a shithole

just a reminder that i love you guys so so much and i'm thankful to god i have you guys

>>212244273
Touch your Kurac

>>212244296
>>212244273
>>212243967
>>212243930
>>212243716
>>212243421
no mexicans yet you invite all these people, what the hell

>>212243868
what mod/map is that

>>212244359
https://youtu.be/RPr9C92Z0J0

Me and fk

>>212243967
and i'm out here thinking the opposite

>>212244431
I like that

>>212244359
>yet you invite
Who is "you"?

>>212244373
When Dungeons Arise: Seven Seas

>>212244501
thx

>>212244500
"Them"
You know who they is

SoL/CGDCG is the japanese equivilant to daytime tv slop

what's your favorite album? for me, it's zdravko colic - zdravko colic. i listen to it every day

>>212244359
WE WANT THE MEXICANS
THEY DON'T WANT US

>>212244431
damn if he can get a 6/10 gf with a hairline like that then so can I

>music board
>no audio feature

>>212244359
/cum/ has nothing against mexicans, they're just hot blooded and sensitive so they can't handle the bantz and made their own gen

>>212244616
>what is vocaroo

>>212244649
>vocaroo
loooooool

>>212241648
>he hasn't undergone spiritual awakening yet
your loss. better for me, more business for me.

>>212244683
what's so funny you dumb bitch made motherfucker

Piano is hard. I cant pay bass and remember flat changes and remember notes that are raised or below the natural scale

>>212244975
play guitar instead

>>212245028
I do, I wanted to try another instrument

>>212244975
>music theory autism
>sucks at playing
why

i smell like ass and i'm broke

>>212245397
I didnt mention music theory anywhere in my post

I'm fixing the fuckin light. It shines off the one ball when I rack.

kpop?
more like
more like
kSLOP
boom roasted

currently playing

>>212245496
>flat
>natural
>scale
Those are music theory terms

>>212245564
flat notes are not music theory. You are genuinely retarded

>>212245540
>no k-poop
You had 1 job

>>212245527
GO HOME AND GET YA FUCKIN SHINEBOX

>>212245596
Whatever, I don't struggle with piano and guitar anyway..

>>212245564
for me? big naturals

>>212245540
chk chk boom

i have deep respect and limitless love for god but i am not afraid of him. i don't think that people should fear god. fear in gen is a stupid thing to feel

>>212245645
probably because you quit after playing hot cross buns

>>212245690
>God in lowercase
ngmi

>>212245715
Who said I quit?

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2499620/The_Leverage_Game/

Sisterberg just got denied her jaw surgery because the insurance wouldn't cover it I feel so bad for her she's put her life on pause for 2 years going through hell waiting for these faggots

WHY DOES EVERY FUCKING AI GENERATOR REQUIRE YOU TO BUY TOKENS

>>212245904
I live in the ghetto and I accidentally left my glock in plain view on the passenger seat of my car overnight once, which was parked on the street right in front of my house
I was very surprised to find it still there the next morning

>hear there are donuts in the office
>pop in to see about these donuts
>walk past the room the donuts are located, it's a clusterfuck of people all having a conversation about union negotiations
>nope
Free donut not worth it. I set foot in that room I will get roped in to a discussion I don't have the energy to have today. Union knows my opinion, they are currently attempting to negotiate, nothing more I can do about it.

lets have some serious discussion about religion. you guys only talk about normalfag stuff

>>212246013
whoops haha didn't mean to reply, now I look like an AI with my absurd non sequitur

>>212246103
I don't have the energy for that topic either

>>212245904
burning down the rainforest isn't going to pay for itself.

pianer? i hardly know her

>>212246103
if you don't have evidence of its existence, then it isn't real. simple as.

spazzed out at the taco bell

Momberg is crying now

>>212246220
This sounds stressful. You should move out.

>>212246103
religious "discussion" on 4chan always just devolves into retarded shit-flinging about entry-level midwit shit from an atheist perspective. like wow yeah dude i used to think about that question when i was seven years old

>>212246246
Can I move in with you

>>212246279
Okay you will have to sleep on my kitchen table

I think the Californias should be reunited under one flag.

>>212246301
What about under your bed

>>212246193
nut and washer?

>>212246323
everything south of Lodi and north of San diego can be sunk into the sea for all I care

>>212246352
lol

is the top of the halo at the back or the front?

hmm

my tummy hurts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qetW6R9Jxs4

Doing some grilling
Some chicken and ribeye steaks

>>212245756
It ain't real, doesn't matter

>>212246355
> Lodi
this is too hyperspecific to have been said by anyone other than a Sacramento anon.
in which case, i'm sorry.

My sister is having a meltdown because she's wasted almost her entire life hiding inside her room she's 26 btw

eating 'za leftovers from lunch

>>212246492
That za looks like caca sorry goat

>>212246480
is she hot
if so, tell her I can fix her

have you watched the documentary Idiocracy?

>>212246480
can you tell her i'm right here for her if she needs a shoulder to cry on

human rights organizations and the UN love to complain about supposed oppression of women but when there is actual, real, oppression of men they don't care

>>212246515
yeah it's not so good but still a 'za

>>212246480
unless you were born into a family with an 8+ figure net worth, most people aren't doing much in their 20s anyways. they're building careers, starting families, laying the foundation for things to come later. maybe a few vacations here or there, but most of what's on social media is either fake or a warped view of reality.

i have literally never heard of machine head before.

>>212246521
> I am the only intelligent person in a sea of idiots.
yeah, it's trash that validates the worldview of brainlets.

Every day I dream that dream
No hate, no suffering
only beach days

>>212246471
I dont live in Sac but I know the area well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIfQNB5WXmY

>>212246607
it's funny how leftists will say the movie is about republicans and rightists will say it's about democrats

Great day for an incel walk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu0GFB7MNCE

you're the most beautiful girl i've ever seen

If repeating digits, it will be a sign from the God of Fate that I am destined to have Costco Pepperoni Pizza for lunch.
Otherwise I'll just have coffee or smth idk.

Praise kek

>>212246819
the whole kek being a god thing lasted like 2 days after the 2016 election and then quickly became reddit-esque

I'm hungry for a sweet treat

>>212246920
eat THIS sweet treat
*unzips dick*

>>212246452
one rib eye, well done, do you have beers in the fridge?

>>212246988
white people be like...

one jump ahead is the best disney song IMO.

denounce kek

>>212246988
She said you're her soulmate, what she meant is you're her provider

I've fucked a lot of whores and they lie as easily as a man breathes. You can both observe something at the same time that's obviously untrue and she would still lie to you as if there were nothing wrong at all with what she was saying, but men are suckers and they -want- to believe.

grinds go in cup
boiling water goes in cup
simple as

Air frying crispy crowns. Then I'll fry some meat cubes.

what the helly

don't like coffee.

>>212247353
Me three

>>212247258
i've seen those ovens, I wonder if they are any good, like those instapots

The spicy chips don't hit the same something must be wrong with this bag

>>212247258
comfy

don't believe everything you read on Wikipedia

>>212247430
Careful with what instapot you buy
apparently they used to be a good company? But sold out to some shit fuck

>>212247644
what about everything that you breathe

drinking decaf, smoking and listening to my second favorite album

House is being assaulted by wasps again

>>212246884
Shadilay brother

>>212247661
to whom? I've been wondering to buy an instapot to cook my beans

i bet i make more money than anyone else in /cum/

>>212247430
It's great imho.
>>212247477
True.

>>212247726
I've got one and it's very good
I was just relating something I heard in passing two or so weeks ago
Future models may dip in quality/be over priced

>>212247754
glad you are doing great anon, have you had lunch yet?

I am a white italian catholic american man

>>212247775
*relaying

>>212247866
Abrahamists aren't White, srry.

>>212247866
>white
>italian

>>212247866
youre a brown incel with pubes all over his face

>>212240348 (OP)
I forget how fucked in the head gen z is because when I was a kid we used to blow up frogs and I remember when black kids said a teachers pussy was haunted because she had a abortion

>>212247866
>white
>american
Huh?

Ich hol dir die Neger

>open YouTube
>get recommended video
>looks like a slightly uglier version of my ex girlfriend
>has the same name as my ex aside from one different vowel
Had to open the video just to check that it wasn’t her LOL

Who’s the strongest man in /cum/

o algo or something or whatever

Put a pibb in the fridge whoop whoop

>>212248128
me

>>212248128
Brian definitely

>>212247866
if you are catholic you are not american

>>212248234
You're right but not in the way you thought

>>212248234
he said strongest, not gayest

>>212248213
Brain is the strongest but you are definitely a strong contender for 1 1/2 place

>>212248234
He meant like weightlifting not strongest risk of needing to wear diapers due to blown out anus

>>212248251
How so
>>212248263
He wins in both categories

Trying to figure out this thing called life in the streets of Bakerfield o algo

Don’t reply to Brian

>>212248307
Brian is magically strong

>>212248099
horsepeak

thoughts on the /cum/ summer anthem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPr9C92Z0J0

Brian should mote Satan to cast a warding curse on HIV around him

Why aren't there wood/bamboo gaming mice? I wan't one.

>>212248445
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DFcz7sTLYM

>>212248493
lame ass unc music what the helly

>soulja boy
>unc music
]

>>212248463
brian cast a gay spell on me and it worked

>>212248472
It shouldn’t be that hard to buy a normal gaming mouse that you like, remove the plastic shell, and then replace it with a homemade wooden shell, provided you have the basic woodworking skills and tools

only a few short weeks of my 20s left

>>212248571
>provided you have the basic woodworking skills and tools
youre talking to the same guy who's too stupid to get his learners permit

>>212248571
I should just be able to buy one.

>>212248576
life ends at 30

IM WHITE
IM ITALIAN
JUST ACCEPT IT

>>212248650
you are the most jewish mf in this whole thread that's for sure

>>212248429
eine Bombe und du liegst

>>212248650
100% jewish

>>212248650

>>212248249
biggest truth nuke ever posted

>IM WHITE
>IM ITALIAN
>JUST ACCEPT IT

he looks cool,, not sure why he has to show off his nationality or color, must be depression or something

>>212248650
>all those gray hairs
It’s over

>>212248628
unironically i was planning on becoming an hero the day before my 30th birthday.

30 is the new 20. dont lose hope

>>212248784
hes old yet still cant grow a full beard SAD!

>>212248679
>>212248667
I am ethnically italian (7/8ths) and Irish (1/8th)
I was raised catholic
I HATE j*ws and i*rael

>>212248845
youre also ugly as sin

>>212248667
>spanish flag trying to clown on italians for whiteness
??

>>212248650
Your curly hair shows me you have at least 25% North African admixture

My dog is whiter than brownrrone

lak ich fick dein Arsch, weil du Fitna machst

>>212248981
i have curly hair and i'm 100% white

I thought Italian men were supposed to be suave and handsome

>>212249071
>south Italian
It’s over…

>>212249071
goat of whiteness

>>212248628
t. zoomer

I miss him....

>>212249071
I white mog you

left eye hurts from the opiate withdrawal

>>212249202
how? we're both 100% white

>>212249053
It's a shame you aren't, otherwise you would know how to properly post a picture

NUKE QUEBEC

>>212249202
That is such a cool name

i am mentally ill

>>212249245
Nod really

>>212249208
What opiates

>>212249251
same here. what kinda illness do you suffer from? for me, it's OCD and schizophrenia

>>212249202
my irish ancestors are from leinster too

Still thinkin bout that Sleigh Bells show from over a month ago \m/

i realized that counting sheep unironically helps me fall asleep. about 1000 sheep and i'm off

>>212249337
I love Alexis

>>212249297
autism

mach nicht diese Filme

Alexis Texas

>>212249349
i think about drifting deep below the ocean when im trying to sleep

Gauge

Overthinking things is probably the biggest problem of modern youth, and the internet is mostly to blame

cummiessssssssssss

>>212249202
Is your last name Netanyahu?

should i drink my pibb now or drink eat while i eat chicken you decide!

Guy Fieri

>>212249477
i love cum

>>212249509
Yes

A hot alternative chick on FB Dating had picrel in her profile, thought it was pretty funny.
>>212249351
Saaaameeee.

>>212249520
drink it*

>>212249521
Triple D came my town and they went to the shittiest diner here and spent like 20 minutes talking about bread like who goes to a breakfast place for bread? Unserious

>>212249540
*attaches a leash to her pig ring*

I'm gonna be young forever

New York is a global center of finance and commerce, culture, technology, entertainment and media, academics and scientific output, the arts and fashion, and, as home to the headquarters of the United Nations, international diplomacy

>>212249540
imagine forcefully ripping off that piercing

Remember when people used to sneak up behind people with gauge earrings, click a lock into them, and run away LOL

name one arts and fashion

>>212249748
Baroque normcore

no one cares about deciding what i have to drink guess i wont bother posting here if i only ever get ignored

squirt

nobody reply to him

This summer might be your last.

>>212249927
I want a labubu

>>212249868
I have found that my posts are much more likely to get ignored if I make an obvious error

>>212249933
You are GAY

Club Tropicana drinks are free

i should buy and old toyota sienna and live in it

is a 3ft 11in girl a midget or just really short?

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>212250287
That depends. Is she a midget or is she just really short

>>212250287
I thought the definition of a midget was anything under 5’ as an adult?

>>212250358
I am not sure
https://www.instagram.com/blondecutiemaria/

>>212250381
Scratch that; it’s 4’10, not 5’

i drank the pibb if anyone cares

>>212250393
If that's a real person and not just AI sloppa, she's just short as fuck. I don't see any telltale dwarf proportions on her

>>212250435
I don’t think Pibb exists in Canada, so all I know is that it’s kind of like Dr Pepper

>>212250435
Lube up the can and shove it up your ass

>>212250435
drink the cum from my balls fagola

catberg is extra cuddly today.

kinda crazy that most people will go their whole lives without killing someone

>>212250393
ai. dumb jeet

>>212250486
its like dr pepper but the flavor cranked up its better in my opinion
>>212250490
you do it first

nevermind, clearly a midge
the captions on her posts lead me to believe this isn't a real person THO

so many gay antisocial weirdos in this thread

>>212250536
give me your address so I can come for the can
>>212250548
interesting the way her hair parts on different spots on her head in the pictures

>>212250531
most men anyway
~25% of women have murdered their baby

*pulls out cock*

>>212250592
true that

>>212250574

>>212250605
*pulls out glock*

thinking about that time i tried to flirt
holy fucking cringe

>>212250591
ayo this nigga is so poor he has to borrow a can to prolapse his anus

>>212250536
Will have to try next time I’m in the U.S.

I was going to buy plane tickets for February, but remember that it's my mom's birthday month, so I'll go to Korea in March.

I'm half whitexican
I'm white but I'm not mexican

>>212250678
thinking about that time i tried to fart
holy fucking stinky

>>212250714
i heard they are hard to find in some states

>>212250548
Gotta be some AI shit
Face anyway
I keep getting some down syndrome biih with a banging body

>>212250733
I don't understand what you're trying to say.

Always found it amusing that in the Marvel universe they get basically the same comics we do and they count as historical records, and are even used in court cases
Sure they're altered a bit in quite a few cases
(because no one knows who Spider-Man actually is, or where the X-Men come from), but generally comic book writing is like a more fun form of reporting

>>212250691
Sorry I don't buy soda Fatty, I mostly drink seltzer water

>>212250786
I'm half whitexican
only the white half
capeesh?

>>212250819
>>212250819
New

>>212250841
bitch made

They did mostly make shit up back in the day (this is from the 40s) but over time it became more refined