>Thai masseuse in her 50s called me a handsome young man with a beautiful cock

Iyc?

A thai whore tried to get me to pay for a hotel room but I simply left after making out with her all evening.

>>212244852
>making out with a whore all evening

>>212244597 (OP)
Was at my sisters birthday yesterday and her (very drunk) friend couldn't stop talking about how good I looked after my weight loss
Later that night I was cleaning up her vomit from the back seat after she threw up, such is life

>>212245331
Dry spell. She was cute. I didn't pay for anything

>>212245416
should have fucked her
(your sister)

>>212244597 (OP)
You've committed a crime, chud. Prostitution is illegal

>>212244597 (OP)
>her