I want out of this shithole. Please give me advice on how to marry some random european moid (preferably from some nordic country) and get citizenship in some rich european country pls, I will have his babies as long I would never have to return back to Brazil

ywnbaw

Trans can't get pregnant

you live in paradise

>>212248511 (OP)
You cannot suffer living in Sex: The Country

>>212248602
>>212248686
>>212248761
I am being serious, you retards

>>212248511 (OP)
You can’t have his babies because you are not a real woman. Just stay in Brazil and fix your life.

>>212248511 (OP)
>>212248904
ywnbaw

>>212248511 (OP)
>rich european country
This board told me this doesn't exist

>>212248904
just post thirst traps on your social media of choice then shill it on a red board
retard

>>212249083
That might work, thank you for being the only one to actually offer advice, anon

>>212249300
That advice will not get you a spouse and a green card

>>212249348
But at least it was something other than accusing me of being a troon

>>212249300
>>212249387

WAKE UP!
Grab a brush and put a little make-up
Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up
Why'd you leave the rope upon the table?
Here you go create another fable, you are a troon
Grab a brush and put a little make-up, you are a troon
Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up, you are a troon
Why'd you leave the rope upon the table? You are a troon

>>212249387
But aren’t you the transgender Brazilian who sometimes posts eye?

>>212249561
No, I am not. I don't know why you guys think that

>>212249713
You should post your hand with a time stamp

>>212249790
I just wanted legit advice

>>212250036
I have legit advice, but I would like confirmation that you are a female and not a creepy AGP.

>>212248511 (OP)
>nordic country

Only Norway is rich. Use dating apps. Oslo region is the place to be. Bergen if you like smaller cities

>>212250148
>Oslo . Bergen
kill yourself faggot
>>212248511 (OP)
come join me at the arctic circle

>>212250036
Post your hand with time stamp and you get better advice

>>212250243
tromso chad

>>212250323
eh close enough

>>212250148
Thank you for the advice! Bergen looks charming, judging by the photos

>>212248511 (OP)
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HATE LIVING IN LAND OF SEXO I WANT TO LIVE IN NORDIC SHITHOLE AND DIE FROM SUICIDE INSTEAD OF EATING BANANAS WITH MACACOS AND DANCING SAMBA AND HAVING SEXO
Kill yourself

>>212250870
fuck you

>>212250925
Do Nordics do not like sex or something? I just don't want to die of bala perdida anon or be shot because of a phone

>>212251143
come here baby sex sex sex put my foot in your pusy

>>212250870
Bergen has one of the best public transport systems in the nordic according to this canadian lad https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs-T7bv6qTk&pp=ygUIQnliYW5lbiA%3D

Oslo is also very good at public transport. Rest of Norway sucks lets just call it Our flyover states

>>212251033
Why the hostility? Also it's not advice
>>212251403
I thought the ones with weird fetishes were germans

>>212251535
weird? foot fetish is probably the most common

>>212251535
my advice was to join me at the arctic circle

>>212251568
Shoving a foot in someone's pussy is not what I would call mild
>>212251589
Won't it be very cold though?

>>212251677
no, no, no. we have the gulf stream and wool clothes. it's all good.

>>212251677
it sounds hot tho

>>212251143
No because I'm still a virgin

>>212251730
I am not against one rubbing his foot on my pussy as perverted as it sounds, but not shoving
As long his feet were clean of course
>>212251719
How much cold is there? Temperature wise

>>212251866
it got down to about -33 this winter, iirc.

>Leg locks you and steals your semen so she can move to your cunt
Be careful out there Sven

>>212252172
nooo dont make me cum in you nooo haha noo

Become a trad wife o algo, many white women these days are liberal whores.

>>212248511 (OP)
hi~

>>212251888
That's very cold, anon, you must spend a lot with heating
>>212252227
It's a sacrifice you have to make, sorry. As long I get my citizenship
>>212252250
Thank you.

Go to a small European anime convention and seduce a lonely otaku local.

>>212253334
i don't really spend all that much on heating.
but having a nice fire going is very comfy

>>212253443
Oi, I will fight you in the bathroom.

>>212253247
Hello
>>212253443
Not a bad idea, I would like to visit anime conventions in US and Europe, they look huge and very fun
>>212253460
Fireplaces are so fancy to me. It's cozy and romantic

>>212253558
see.
"men" in oslo don't even know how to start a fire. all they know is makeup and caffe latte

>>212253558
im a loser in my country

post bunda

>>212248511 (OP)
Você, eu, sexo?

there are shitloads of timid wifeless and childless men here
if you arent ugly you can even be picky

>>212253794
Loser, how?
>>212254528
How so? Aren't the nordic girls beautiful?

>>212251403
indian

tomoko is dirty and smelly