Thread 212250737

Please come to Cologne, Germany. Thank you.

>>212250737 (OP)
Most depressing shithole I ever visited
Worse than Frankfurt even

>>212250737 (OP)
VGH COLONIA CLAVDIA ARA AGRIPPENENSIVM

>>212250787
What makes it so bad, or frankfurt for that matter? Heard there's an methamphetamine issue in the latter, was that true?

>>212250737 (OP)
i will :)

HIER KOMMT DIE SONNE

>>212250902
Claustrophobic streets of low quality 60s apartments where you can your neighbor's toilet flush and the asphalt heat is stuck with nafris and their loud music in-between and lots of tattooed leftist chicks with american basketball caps pretending they don't see an issue with any of that or actually not seeing one

>>212250902
He’s coping. Frankfurt isn’t that bad. He saw a bunch of junkies and gypsies by the central train station and went “oh my Hitler this is literally Ethiopia tier”. There are like very few immigrant-heavy areas (train station, Gallus) and it’s just fine everywhere else. Europaviertel borders Gallus and it’s a posh area.

>>212250902
According to the latest census it’s 87% non German, make is that what you will. Those are also not Eastern Europeans but the ahmedan ones, there are more than enough street videos of it.

I would like to see that church irl more than any other building on earth to be desu.

>>212250902
Frankfurt is the Detroit of Germany, if you know what I'm saying ...

>>212251005
>chicks
*cucks

>>212251055
Here is one of them

>praising the fucking europaviertel as the city's saving grace
It's literally a planned city tier nightmare with a six lane street running through the middle of it

We should have stolen the Cologne Cathedral and brought it to Wisconsin as war reparations

>>212251241
>six lane
It’s literally 4 tiny lanes with a park in the middle. Cope harder.

The "posh" part of Frankfurt, a joy to wake up there:

>>212251312
>>212251305
Nice park

>>212251312
>oh my walkability is that a heckin arterial avenue that connects the area directly to the autobahn?

>>212251347
bretty gud if you ask me

>>212251426
looks like a soulless american city made for NPCs (like you)

>>212251312
VGH ... the power of modern architecture ...

>>212251531
That’s cap, the American ones actually mog us

colognes existence makes me sad for this country

>>212251531
>Was? Zid doez not look like my heckin’ trad village in Brandenburg? Es ist vorbei?

>>212251426
That's literally a CGI image and even on that the flaws are apparent.

No trees. No shade.

Wide distances between buildings, making it unwalkable.

No space for a big supermarket.

It's an embarrassment to build this unwalkable mess with all current knowledge of city design.

Rent for a two room apartment literally above 2000€ by the way.

Ideal for feeling like a sims character NPC there while the city is 90% brown foreigners

>>212251654
>unheckinwalkable
>literal pedestrian alleyways depicted

>>212251646
Would rather live there than any city on earth

>>212251716
I was there in person. I know what it feels like to walk there, like an experience I don't want to repeat. "Living" there is the definition of being alive but dead inside.

Niggas be like
>this place with a direct pedestrian connection to Rebstockpark? Unwalkable, literal car nightmare.

Frankfurt is a shithole that does have its moments
Cologne is a shithole that doesnt have its moments. Even the immediate Dome surroundings are horrible

>>212251823
>Rebstockpark

>>212251877
yes

>>212251189
That would be Essen, or the Ruhr Region in general. Frankfurt is more like the New Jersey of Germany.

>>212251899
Whoever designed that manager to make the world's only park that feels like a place you would rather not stop while going somewhere else, aside from that Panoptikum strip in the posh europeaallee of course

>>212251957
Washington DC has the same vibe
Drug addicts and soulless surrounding of people that take themselves much too serious

>>212251984
Give me an example of a heckin trad walkable city, please. I genuinely don’t understand what you want. Yes, Frankfurt is globohomo central because it was blown to smithereens in WWII. It is what it is. But you paint it as some Oklahoma tier car dystopia which is just lol lmao even.

>>212252045
Ummmm, did you see the HDI and GDP chud? Washington DC is paradise

>>212250737 (OP)
I shan't
t. Düsseldorfer

>>212251312
This looks good deus

>>212251654
This looks bad. Uniform apartment height across a large development area makes everything look like a Soviet planned project

>>212252067
Delft

>>212252045
Not at all tho. Washington D.C is actually one of the few American cities that’s great and it’s extremely segregated despite being 50% black/white.

>>212252153
went there... its kino

>>212252156
>100k
>between the Hague and Rotterdam
might as well be a suburb kek

>>212250737 (OP)
cringe thread.
Don't get the Cologne or Frankfurt hate tho...

I live and work here
Picture from today

>>212250737 (OP)
talked to a german guy once here. said he was born and lives in cologne. he said its nice but pretty boring and there is not much going on there or nothing that would make the place stand out in germany

>>212252294
Stabbing or drug dealers?

>>212252132
dich wolln wir hier auch gar nischt!

>>212252294
why are you hiding in the bushes, Ahmed?

>>212252423
there's Arab drug dealer gangs that migrated over from the Netherlands and are now fighting each other

dont think other cities can match that

>>212252423
>...in Germany
Nice try Hans you're not fooling anyone

>>212250737 (OP)
went there last month

>>212252426
I dont know, i was lying at the river, chilling and suddenly i heard the police shout "get on the ground!"

>>212250737 (OP)
The cologners are up to mischief and tomfoolery again. Why do they want us to visit them? Do they have dark intention perhabs?

>>212252549
How do you feel about getting scammed into going there?
How valid is this statement ? >>212251005

>>212252599
I know some people from there, went for a visit
but yeah, I did saw lots of tattoed leftist chicks and fags... also Neumarkt had a lot of crackheads

>>212253322
>Neumarkt
Nrumarkt is horrible i hate that place