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Sounds edition

what is that AI program that turns audio into a weird AI fever dream video

>>212250841
bitch made.

Hungover

Bitch Made
Dogs be Like
Yes

July 4th is cringe because it’s the halfway point between the end of the summer and then the gay jasonkin seasons

>>212250966
what the hell
what the heck
what the helly

When are they going to eliminate the EPA?

Would you wear a jacket like this?

>>212251041
no

>>212251041
Yeah

>>212250749
I see that it’s available near a friend whom I’ll probably visit later this year

>>212250919
long tail

1 day till the contest is over 2 days till the prize winners are announced. i dont care if im not the grand prize winner i just need a tiny W for my own mental sake

>>212250999
What the helly
I’m on his dick and that makes him happy
What the helly
Pussy yummy ya fruity like a slushy
What the hell

>>212251132
Here's a W: I think you're swell!

>>212251121
enjoy your pibb, please tell us what you think when you have some

>>212251121
am I the friend you'll be visiting?

>>212251176
you too

Dr Pepper is manufactured by Keurig Dr Pepper in the United States and Canada, by The Coca-Cola Company in the United Kingdom, Japan, and South Korea, and by PepsiCo in Europe.

Make it make sense

>>212251296
nigga thats nuts

Canadabros do any of you go boating? Would be awesome to sail in Quebec

>>212251041
I kinda like the novelty of their ulcans jacket that looks a bit like a ghillie suit, but not enough to shell out $700 for it

>>212251204
What state are you in

biggu bangu shiri no sherudon-kun

weed > beer > pussy

ive never had beer or weed or pussy

>>212251336
I did some sailing as a teenager, but it’s an expensive hobby to cultivate when you actually have to pay for everything

>>212251420
>>212251439
sexican bummy >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else

shrimple as that

>>212251420
That should use <, not >

>>212251397
Michigan

>>212251562
are they indogs

>>212251556
Not on the way, sorry :(

Dr. Pepper is the only soda I like, but it's very sweet, so I only drink it once in a while.

Why do people buy condos/townhouses with monthly fees that are often greater than utility bills despite the fees usually only covering water (if even that)? You end up with mortgage + utilities + monthly fees.

>>212251621
Fucked up at the crib sippin' Dr.Perky

Vapes are trash cigs are king

>>212251621
Is Doctor Perky a perky mamacita

>>212251686
Fuckedupin the cribeatin' Okidokis

cigs? shigs

>>212251590
what state ARE you going to

>>212251182
Could be a long time, but I will

Fucked up at the crib eating some creamy bits….

Here in Mexico, we also have our own off brand versions of famous brands, like this one that tastes like Coca-Cola diluted with water.

>>212251789
In this circle

>>212251590
Too bad. All of our fruit is in season and very inexpensive rn

>>212251631
Condo fees play a similar role to rent, insofar as it covers building maintenance and such. In a sense, by purchasing a condo, you’re front-loading your rent with an upfront purchase, and then getting condo fees that are lower than market rents, but that only applies if you’re buying a new condo. New buildings don’t need much maintenance. Once the building starts getting old and needing work, condo fees start getting jacked up to cover it, and they start to be comparable to market rents. The only remotely reasonable use case I can think of is for seniors who have a bunch of paid-off equity locked up in a house that they can no longer maintain, and for them to dump the house and buy into a brand new condo, with the hopes that they die before the building starts getting old. Even then, it’d be a boomercore squandering of inheritance if they have any kids.

>>212251876
https://youtu.be/t_9DOt8e6qg?feature=shared

Just watched a funny video^^
negro stole a pair of sunglasses at a mall and then jumped from the second floor down into an ice skating rink and broke both his legs in the process then he just laid there on the ice like the retard he is unable to move

>>212252319
White cuck politicians don't punish criminals anymore so fate had to step in

>>212252319
can i see

>>212252319
LOL

oh fuck i forgot to put the clothes in the dryer

Is lesbianism/bisexualism becoming a major problem amongst zoomer women in your cunt? Brazil. Yeah. Zoomer women are going crazy for snatch all of them want cunt. Fuck a fucking duck!!!!!!!!

saw a white person today

>>212252342
>>212252338
>>212252350
Here look^^
https://x.com/tparon/status/1938983592430051664

>>212252391
Can't believe those still exist in little India

>we got japan at home
where is it?

>>212252380
her teeth are straight yellow

Taking a dip :)

>>212252416
Houstonian hellscape

Stop giving this boring faggot attention

>>212252483
mmmmmm....... hawaii?

>>212252506
why is that do you know it thank you
>>212252543
i honestly thought it was brazil can't believe this is the usa

>>212252506
its the light

>>212252506
>>212252649
why are all zoomer girls lesbian/bi and they all like effeminate/twink men????????????

pajeets are making fake AI women on social media then getting retarded boomers to sign up for their fake onlyfans and making 20k a month which is like being a millionaire in india and all they have to do is slap a few inputs into the AI model then upload the result

>>212252416
He need some milk!

Tired of this self-pitying rural America bullshit. Next time I visit Monroe county I'm gonna buy all the white men there dresses; if they're constantly gonna act like bitches it's only right they dress the part.

>>212252777
they are being essayed and graped more often now bc of internet grooming

Do you think a month is enough time to experience a country if you are going on vacation?

German police wants to start using Palantir nationwide
I say welcome

>>212252830
do you let your girlfriend have an instagram account and if so does she post herself often in a bikini???????????

>>212252858
Our Jewish president wants to do the same thing here.

>>212252416
hahaha danke dir ^^ der negerspringenfliegen und his kneecaps gebrokt dieses tag

>>212252848
Varies a lot by the size of the country and how much the country has to do in it

>>212252483
Fuckery.

wí haf tú fiks Ingliś orþágrefi
it's wéi tú fekt ep rait nau

>>212252928
loool ja

>>212252848
it depends on where you go
maybe if you stay away from tourist towns

I wish visible aging weren't a thing

>>212252525
first bath you've had in months i reckon

>>212253058
give me a white american latina teen girlfriend from miami please thank you

Waiting for that guy to post that barefoot runner image löl

>>212252988
>>212253058
Thank you, I will keep that in mind.

>>212252416
I can’t get that thud sound out of my head. I know my way around hockey rinks as a fucking leaf, so I’ve heard the sounds of people falling on the ice before, but obviously not from the next story up

catberg brought 2 new lizards to add to the bone hoard

>>212253096
I can give you this

>>212253058
>give me a white american latina teen girlfriend from miami please thank you

Wimbledon is tomorrow y'all mfers excited

>>212253153
lol I thought that was a monkey from glancing at the thumbnail

>>212253123
This is your post in the new English orthographic system:
katberg brát 2 nú lizerdz tú ad tú ðí bón hord

>>212253204
Fag

>>212253181
that monkey from overwatch?

>>212253181
No. Tennis is for gays. F1 is the manly macho latino sport. I want to watch the brad pitt movie but the theatres are FILLED TO THE BRIM with boomers.

>>212253204
Magyar ahh orthography

>>212253181
Only for Raducanu vs Mingge

>>212253204
interesting

need to fucking die

>>212252920
WV (formerly V)

>>212253245
Remember when Brad Pitt strangled his Asian kid? Good times

>>212253234
xD

>>212253272
This is your post in the new English orthographic system:
níd tú feking dai

>>212253272
ill add you to the bone hoard

>>212253272
I heard this tweet was about you btw

?

>>212253257
/ourminge/ finna save tennis

>>212251896
Grim

>>212253366
Don’t tennis players need good eyes, like not being cross eyed

>>212253353
Sneed's bleed and cede.

>>212253413
Yeah but I mean it's foid tennis so...

The Steam Summer Sale giveth

I'm such an aloof neet that I only just now realized that its almost 4th of July

>>212253577
if you're so aloof why do you even care

Nick nack paddy whack I still got the biggest sack

>I suffer in Canad-......
NO, you don't.

>>212253603
The fireworks force my attention
I hate fireworks
Burning down people's houses and shit because haha loud sounds and pretty colors XD

>>212253634
ah yeah
i wonder what the animals think about the two days in a year where that happens

going to the beach on the 4th to look at hot mamas i hope an iranian doesn't blow himself up while im there

>>212253651
Probably just dumb animal thoughts like what you think

>>212253674
rude

>>212253628
Asians in real life look like this >>212253366 (0/10)
And there are hardly any compared to the jeets anyway. Not to mention that most migrants are male; we’ve got the same problem as the Gulf Arab states that rely heavily on jeetcel foreign labour, in terms of fucked up sex ratio

Loud noises, bright flashes, and all sorts of chemicals released in the smoke. Fear and confusion would be how most animals react.
Probably the smarter ones like monkeys/etc would be amazed.

>>212253577
This is your post in the New English Orthographic System:
Ai'm sec an elúf neet ðat Ai ónlí jest nau ríelaizd ðat it's álmóst 4th ev Júlai

>>212253736
Meant for >>212253651

>>212253750
That's now how they write in New England

>>212253750
*Jelai (?)

>>212253736
>Probably the smarter ones like monkeys/etc would be amazed.
So basically 99% of the people celebrating are on the same level as the smartest monkeys

this little kitty had kittens under my porch
I had to crawl under it to get them, then I put them in my basement until some lady came to get them

they are going to be barn cats, now my basement has fleas

Making Orange Drink for my local Cub Scout Jamboree

>>212253802
LowIQchads won

>>212253772
lobastaah suppaah in baah haabah gf

>>212253872
Would ngl

>>212253855
>>212253577
This is your post in the New English Orthographic System:
Méiking Orinj Jrink for mai lókel Keb Skaut Jamberí

>>212253901
Do you love the yellow stains on her teeth

>>212253920
Do this one >>212253866

>>212253851
>>212253851
bully this fucking clown into more of his black fragility

Probably 60% of women look ugly without makeup, and 25% of them are unrecognizable. The remaining 15% are still decent looking

>>212253993
I did.

There’s not much point in changing the orthography to be more accurate to pronunciation, as you’d need to make a new orthography for every dialect. There are at least five or six distinctly different dialects requiring their own orthography within my province alone

Have you jerked off today already

>>212254032
If we can understand different dialects in spoken language, we can learn to understand it in written language. There's the added advantage of recognizing the dialect of the author of any given piece of writing

>>212253993
For me? It’s girls who look worse with makeup

>>212254145
I jerk off at night but lately I haven't been in the mood

eating cream cheese on a homemade tortilla

>>212254225
This is your post in the New English Orthographic System:
íding krím cíz án éi hómméid tortíye

>>212254145
It's too hard to jork when you're on SSRIs

>>212254145
i have the flu i can't get it up, it fucking sucks

Hit or miss

>>212253803
why didnt they neuter it

N

>>212254145
I went to the strip club last night. slapped a few tits and ass. Then this hapa chick comes up and starts talking to me for a private dance and bro her eyes are so dead. Completely empty, I felt this sadness after this interaction

>>212254368
she is going to get all of them fixed, I gave her some money

>>212254433
Nice source

Hitler didn't consider Slavs to be "Aryan" and he saw them as subhumans basically

bit funny considering today many Slavs identify as nazis

Crazy how jobs can just change your schedule or hours without your permission and there's nothing you can do about it other than find another job until that job ends up doing it too

What's the blue stuff in the jar at the barber shop

>>212254576
blue raspberry fruit drink

>>212254576
Kills germs

when was the last time you clogged the toilet?

>>212254576
Advise me.

>>212254576
sniffin jar

>>212254498
This isnt true
This is a jewish lie promulgated after ww2 ended

>>212254598
Skibidi Biden! I take dainty poops so never

>>212254598
Who comes up with this?

>>212254618
that's not very american of you

i like jews now because lefties hate them. anyone else like me

America is dead

>jerking off
i've rub it through my underpants sw omy hand doesnt get dirty

>>212254639
Bird.

>>212254628
you're not american you wouldn't get it. it's a pointless question to you, you can't clog up a street.

hate landlords desu

>>212254568
Employment isn't a right. They need work done, you volunteered to do it for a fee. If the work they need done changes and you don't want to do it anymore, you're more than welcome to. Not really a difficult concept

>>212254639
This is your post in the New English Orthographic System:
ai laik júz nau bikez léftíz héit ðim. iníwen éls laik mí

>>212254639
I will hate jews and israel until the day I die
I dont care if fags, trannies, blacks, or browns dont like them
I have one friend enemy distinction and thats jew/gentile
Everything else is ephemeral

>>212254665
I get the picture.

>>212254145
nope, i'm phasing out or at least cutting down on the fapping to once every 2 days

part of my journey to getting swole, i cannot get swole if i RACK DISCIPRINE

>>212254644
Why would your dick be dirty

>>212254667
Respecting their employees time would be a nice privilege, vile schlomo

*speaking in shrill girly voice* oh I'm just gonna start dancing!!

>>212254685
This is your post in the New English Orthographic System:
Ai wil héit júz and izríel entil þí déi Ai dai
Ai dónt kér if fagz, craníz, blaks, or braunz dónt laik ðim
Ai hav wen frind inimí distinkśen and ðats jú/jintaiel
Évríþing éls iz efimerel

>>212254639
I'm still partially convinced people with Palestine flags or watermelon emojis are a psyop to make you hate libtards who support Palestine. Like they are ALL awful posters

>>212254713
>they can
You're asking a different question, now. They CAN decide your job is whatever it needs to be at any time. They SHOULDN'T because it's bad for employee retention. You're just asking why they could do it and I told you, I'm not saying it should or even is often done

>>212254782
>watermelon emojis
Idgi

Finna play some dark forces 2

>>212254834
>Separately, the Watermelon emoji is also used as a symbol of Palestine or as a way of showing support for Palestinians. Historically, watermelons have been used as a symbol of Palestine because they have all of the same colors used in the Palestinian flag (green, red, white, and black
Thanks chatgpt

>>212254368
*neuters you*

im back

>>212254805
I never asked anything

>>212254928
Hi back I'm front

>>212254928
Listen.

>>212254938
hello. how it going front?

>>212254928
Are you still dating lachlan

>>212254964
How are you back?

>>212254978
what? who?

>>212254639
You mean because Jews like Mark Levin started trying to infiltrate the right, even though they still hate you and want you dead?

>>212254991
doing okay

>>212255001
I thought you were the poster who showed the screenshots of some guy named Lachlan asking you for banana bread or something

>>212254928
https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho

doing the laundry award

>>212255037
no. sorry

>put on some great deep cut music for friends
>they don't recognize it so they automatically dismiss it

Las Vegas.

>>212255029
Good

i enjoy doing laundry and the dishes

I mostly use ChatGPT to have arguments about whether or not Race Is Just a Social Construct. It always admits grudgingly after awhile that I've won.

But is it just being obsequious to a paying customer?

I should see how fast it gives in to my insisting the Earth is flat.

My family loves doing dishes and laundry because they're npcs who constantly need things to do so they aren't alone with their thoughts. I still don't know how to use a washing machine and they refuse to teach me

this is ridiculous i’m born to be a warlord with a crew of slaves to do the fucking dishes and the fucking laundry

>>212255140
are you mr. pendejo?

Is this really me?

>>212255076
>>212255140
>>212255090

what if your ancestors are watching you masturbate to fucked up porn and ending the bloodline

There's Anglo people in Brazil?

>>212255182
ending the bloodline would be preferable in my case

>>212255104
>But is it just being obsequious to a paying customer?
it'll do this even if you're not paying
LLMs are very suggestible, it's how they learn

>>212255182
hopefully they reflect on their choices and do better in the next cycle

>>212255182
Imagine your caveman ancestors watching you drive a car to a grocery store.
Would they think an Amazon delivery is a gift from the gods like those cargo cultists?

I have never watched a porno from beginning to end

>>212254846
Based. I loved Dark Forces for MS DOS but it would always give me nausea and headaches from the graphics.

>>212255192
In Egypt

>>212255182
if you include their relatives, most of them also "ended the bloodline"

>>212255232
why would the caveman ancestors just randomly appear right now, they would be super old and aware of human development, even if they just watched my lifetime alone there would be time to process it

bet /cum/ loves this song
https://youtu.be/O54qf2Yc390

My /v/ thread got almost 200 replies

How fucking absolute dog shit would an afterlife be where you just sit around watching living people for all eternity. There is no afterlife. We are thinking animals so we think we're special, but our sentence was a mistake, it wasn't supposed to happen and now we think we're hot shit.
The same thing happens to you that happens to the turkey in the sandwich you just ate; you just die. That's it

Thank you for creating Emma.

atheists be like dude we're literally turkey sandwiches

>>212255292
This is your post in the New English Orthographic System:
Mai /v/ þréd gát álmóst 200 replaiz

>>212255266
Post it.

>>212255332
Post a vocaroo

>>212255317
You're welcome.

>>212255282
Some of my older relatives didn’t really understand how computers worked, even though they were alive for that development.

>>212255326
He said we wnd up like the turkey in a sandwhich, which is to say we end up dead. Not that we are turkey sandwhiches.

>>212255317
Princess mimi mogs >>212253366

>>212255352
https://voca.ro/1mNneV4z4I3z?

Gaytheists be like mmmm long pig sandwiches

i think i look not unlike jailmaxxed chudjak

>>212255373
nah he said you are literally a turkey sandwiches, you're on a plate between 2 loafs of bread with mayo

>it’s a real person
Holy shit

>>212255296
what if it's asa akira's oral overdose on repeat forever
>xxxtd

>>212255425
He's so dreamy

>>212255428
Good.

>>212255390
Nice voice

>>212255431
>between 2 loafs of bread
do brazilians really not have sliced bread

>>212255460
Thanks.

when did you first realize that you were an abnormal little autistic freak?

im tired and bored

Mom made pancakes and dad picked up mcds

>>212255539
i just need a job really nothing else matters

>>212255542
Apply.

>>212255539
idk probably like 11 or twelve

Her.

>>212255539
Im not I’m just a late bloomer

Serum.

>>212255539
Pretty much for as long as I can remember.
My mom told me that when I was a few years old and playing at the top of a jungle gym at the park, some other kids started to come onto the jungle gym, so I jumped 10-15 feet straight to the ground instead of going near them

just noticed a sock i missed. what is the point of all this suffering

Apply.

Apply..

i wanna

I can see there's a fucking fire going on right now

>>212255539
At some point in high school I started having a weird "existential crisis" type experience where I was convinced that I'm retarded or severely autistic or suffering some other type of disorder, and that everyone is just being nice to me out of social pressure or whatever.
I understand myself better now.

my mom is making tacos

>>212255694
>>212255717
https://youtu.be/PTZgxW_3LIQ

>>212255717
That is the hope.

Minge :3

>>212255748
my mom made chicken and texas toast

>>212255760
What is

>>212255752
Thanks.

>>212255748
>>212255768
Which of you has the hotter mom
>>212255777
How does 100% of this general not know that's a bot by now

>>212255752
https://youtu.be/i5zR6toPVQ8?feature=shared

>>212255794
He’s real. He just posted a vocaroo

Is there a way that mods can make bans meaningful again and not easily worked around
>>212255810
Probably pasted it from someone else

>>212255790
>>212255796
yw

>>212255794
>Which of you has the hotter mom
100% my mom is hotter. She's a classy southern belle

>>212255822
my mom is from the south too

>>212255748
enjoy

My boss is older than me and she caught me staring at her tits but it's not my fault because they're huge and she dresses like she charges by the hour.
I managed to look away real quick but she definitely saw me

>>212255822
>Least incestual Southerner
How old is she
>>212255830
Ok but is she hot? The geography doesn't matter.

>>212255777
Cool.

>>212255850
my mom is pretty and nice

>>212255821
Good.

>>212255849
i hate women. make sure you have people willing to take your side on this

Enigme.

>>212255849
She's probably used to it and likes the attention
>>212255864
How old?

>>212255848
I posted xher on /tv/ and they jannie'd me

i listen to dmx while working out ARF ARF

we should test pharmaceutical drugs and cosmetics on redditors

>>212255901
What do you mean by that

>>212255913
I listen to Clairo while working out

>>212255932
Give me a one..

eating a chicken cordon bleu made by the publix deli for dinner. its pretty good

Where are those anons with the hot moms at? Im not done being invasive

>>212255907
55

>>212256020
Too old for me to be your daddy but I'd make her evening if you know what I mean

oh wait i FORGOT! You can't come to my house, cuz nobody can ever come to my house because i live in a middle place between world and tiiime.

I'm just kidding! I live in the ol city of Chicago! memermomemmermerp

>>212256053
Signature.

>>212255936
True

>>212256071
True

>>212256102
True

>>212256006
lucky nigga

True true now make the new

the end of /cum/

NEW
>>212256128

>>212256116
Stop.