>>212254323 (OP)
Oldtroon population

I sit down to pee on my own toilet but stand or use the urinal in public bathrooms

>>212254323 (OP)
>germany

>>212255350
>I sit down to pee

>use an urinal
>a voice emerges from behind the door of a toilet
>"we don't do that in Germany!"

i sometimes sit down if im fucked up

>>212254323 (OP)
When I went to Switzerland the place I was doing a course at explicitly told me you had to sit down to wee. As in it was literally a rule that you had to do it and they had posters telling you not to pee standing up in the toilet.

>>212255350
Same
>>212255614
Lol

>>212254323 (OP)
This is related to average age though

I only piss sitting down if I'm taking a shit at the same time.

>>212256810
Hitler has destroyed the German soul.

Why do I want piss particles splashing all over my toilet?

>>212257156
Men shouldn't be fucking neurotic.

Also just clean your fucking toilet you Nancy

>>212254323 (OP)
Every time and proud

I sit down at home, I don't want to think about aiming or whatever just blast out piss at 120% pressure to ensure maximum bladder emptification

>>212257214
or I can just sit down on my toilet and take a piss

>>212256260
Yeah I've visited foreign locations like hotels and b&bs that had that rule, i ignored it every time. Forcing a man to sit down to piss is a similar humiliation as anal rape in front of a large public

Does everyone else wipe their dick with toilet paper after pissing or just me? That's a normal thing to do right?

>>212257338
Just shake your dick lmao

>>212257338
I use bidet at home but also toilet paper to dry off

>>212257156
>>212257338
Yeah also don't forget to insert your tampon after

>>212256260
I would have pissed all over the whole bathroom if I saw that

Da fuck they gon do

>>212257432
eh I dunno, I think that might work for cut cocks. But when you have foreskin the inside of your foreskin is still wet with piss so I pull it back and wipe it. I even use baby wipes sometimes if the piss is too yellow.

>YOU SPIC FUCK, SIT THE FUCK DOWN STUPID TACO BURRITO MUNCHING SUBHUMAN, WE SIT DOWN HERE IN GERMANY

>>212254323 (OP)
Sitting down is the patrician's choice. No splash, no mess. Barbarians spray their piss all over their toilets.

>>212257501
I am a barbarian

>>212257501
It's called aiming. I've never splashed piss all over a toilet unless I truly didn't give a fuck

>>212257338
I always dab up after a hearty piss

>>212257338
i've been doing this for years ever since noticing small piss stains on my boxers. i have to piss in stalls anyway because society pretends that urinals are an acceptable thing despite being what ancient people did thousands of years ago.

>>212257338
Piss, apply pressure on gooch, wipe

>>212257576
Nah. You have micro droplets all over. Its inevitable if you dont use your bum to create a sealed environment.

>>212254323 (OP)
I only sit down to pee when I also have to shit

>>212254323 (OP)
IN GERMANY VE DON'T STÄND TO GO PEEPEE! VE SIT DOWN TO PEEPEE! VE CALL IT ÜBERKRAPFENVERSITZENPIẞEN

>now Europeans are disgusted to touch their own penises to urinate
What a continent of faggots.
>but micro particles of urine flying through the air
I guess you never go to swimming pools or rivers....

>>212257805
that's why they invented these.

>>212254323 (OP)
I sit down i'm my own house. I also try to fart or poop if possible and 4chan a little bit.

>>212254323 (OP)
Sitting down to pee is superior

>>212258027
no this is for cleaning up shit stains and the microfilm that builds up over the course of weeks of toilet use

how can anyone realistically say "never"
youve never had to shit and piss at the same time?

>>212257432
>>212257463
Literally never works for my mutilated penis. I have to milk it empty or I get drops in my panties

>>212257996
>guess you never go to swimming pools or rivers....
You guess correctly

>>212254323 (OP)
It's fucking wild to think that so many "men" like this exist in the world. Even at the most extreme end, 2/3 Mexican men occasionally sit down to pee. Why the fuck would you ever?

>>212257156
What you're actually supposed to do is use the urinal in your home aka the bathroom sink but if you're at home and are determined to waste a bunch of water pissing into the toilet and don't want to make a mess then you're supposed to use your god-given dick to aim your stream at the side of the bowl to that it hits at an angle and doesn't spray back out, you retarded leaf. Here, I made you a diagram.

>>212258588
Read the question again, dumbass.

>It's fucking wild to think that so many "men" like this exist in the world.
I have never pissed standing up in my entire life, and I'm in my mid-thirties. Why would that make me gay, or whatever else you meant by "men"?

>>212258943
meant for
>>212258906

>>212258943
>Why would that make me gay, or whatever else you meant by "men"?
Because that's how women urinate. Pretend we're all animals running around outside. Women would still need to squat down to pee if they wanted to do it without getting it all over themselves. They do it out of biological necessity. Biologically, men have no reason to not just piss standing.

If you don't do it for biological reasons then you do it for social reasons, ergo you have been feminized by society into believing that the correct way to urinate is to emulate how women do it. This is of course putting aside the fact that it also means you have a small penis. If I tried to pee sitting down then my dick would be in the toilet water.

Sitting down is the pragmatic choice
It's much easier and also more hygienic to sit down and stand up compared to smearing piss particles everywhere

>>212259011
I actualise as a human being through faith, art, music, love. It should be beneath your notice as a man in the civilised world to be thinking about the necessities of cavemen and doing everything deliberately opposite to women.

>>212259054
exactly

>>212259110
>doing everything deliberately opposite to women.
What comes naturally to a man is to piss standing. You'll learn this if you ever have a son (unlikely). Your choice is what's deliberate. You are going out of your way to emulate women rather than behaving naturally because you have been aggressively oversocialized to the point that you've internalized this unnatural behavior.

>>212259054
The easiest and most hygienic option of all is to piss in the sink, which is essentially a mini-urinal that gets rinsed out with soapy water every time you wash your hands.

90% standing up only maybe after work and tired or late at night and I don't want to turn the lights on I'll sit. Also if I'm at home I'm usually already sitting for an hour plus at a time so standing to take a piss is like having a break from sitting.
I don't really care what the hell other people do but if you are going to cry over micro piss droplets you are just as retarded as the people who think sitting to take a piss is emasculating just shut the fuck up. You faggots touch your phone, your mouse/keyboard, every doorknob and handle, and then your face hundreds or thousands of times every day. Avoiding some stray atoms of piss of on your sock is no better than coating your ass in stray atoms of whatever is on your toilet seat.

>>212259182
There .. is nothing on my toilet seat. Any idea why that could be?

>>212259054
There's a word in german for such effeminate behavior

>>212259204
When you flush a toilet it shoots particles up that land everywhere including the toilet seat. It's not something that matters though unless you have a habit of licking the surfaces in your washroom.

>>212255614
>an urinal

I would rape every single "men" that posted on this thread saying "he" pisses sitting down.

If I ever saw it on person, you'd be a woman to me and I'd tell you to wash my underwear.

>>212259274
>a guy from France does not speak English as his primary language
Wow, incredible, you figured him out! What a sharp eye for grammar you have!

>>212259446
I would piss I to your room next time and then return to doing whatever I like, which is using the toilet sitting down