Thread 212259745

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penis

Why are our Sunni youth rapidly becoming Shia?

Saw a video of guy saying other guys should wear their pants pulled up more because it looks better but every time I try my cock is on full display no matter where I put it
Was that guy just trying to get me to show my cock to people?

>>212259745 (OP)
I wonder how many abortions Taylor has had in her short lifetime

all that talk about bacon and cheeseburgers got me all hungry

Why do people make posts like "I'm not going to post here anymore" instead of just not posting? What do they even expect to gain from this

Im objectively better than jason
I have my own car
My own apartment
I went to college
I have a job
Ive had sex with women
Ive had gfs
Im also younger than him
t. Terrone

>>212259786
they just want attention

IF YOU LIKE TO GAMBLE
I TELL YOU, I'M YOUR MAN
YOU WIN SOME, LOSE SOME
IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME
THE PLEASURE IS TO PLAY
MAKES NO DIFFERENCE WHAT YOU SAY
I DON'T SHARE YOUR GREED
THE ONLY CARD I NEED
IS THE ACE OF SPADES
THE ACE OF SPADES

Rate my hypothetical Balkan trip itinerary. I'd be taking trains and busses, with a scenic ferry from Split to Dubrovnik.
Only one transport leg longer than 5 hours.

I'll probably do this within the next 5 years, unless I get a gf and she wants to go somewhere less autistic like Spain

Slovenia:
2 nights Ljubljana
2 night Bled
Croatia:
1 night Zagreb
2 nights Split
2 nights Dubrovnik
Bosnia:
1 night Mostar
2 nights Sarajevo
Montenegro:
2 nights Kotor
Serbia:
3 nights Belgrade

>>212259773
Taylor is a dyke.

>>212259745 (OP)
I want to kick her in the leg

>>212259787
He's entertaining and you're boring and should fuck off
T. Not Jason

>>212259821
I want to lick and kiss every square inch of her legs and thighs

Just pwned another mosquito with my electric swapper. Take that you punk bitch.

Might cheat on my gf when I go home for 4th of July because I'm sick of her shit

>>212259829
Then break up with her you entitled coward

im so full it hurts

>>212259773
>short life

>>212259841
Take it slut
Tell me you're ready to be a single mom

>>212259802
You should go to Osijek.

>>212259841
*Socks you in the gut as hard as I can*

>>212259841
have you considered not being such a sizequeen?

Make haters your waiters

just zapped myself with the electric swatter. that really hurts.

Took ashwagandha or however you spell it and now the back of my throat feels numb

Hater another coke please.

>>212259878
is pepsi okay?

I'm a sweetheart

>>212259839
She brought up "maybe we should have an open relationship" a few weeks ago so she's either planning on it or already did. We'll probably break up in the next 2-3 months, or we'll realize how much we need each other and stay together. I'm not counting on it.

Currently genociding the natives (again)

>>212259886
NO!

>>212259888
You're both shitty people, whatever you do don't get her pregnant and bring yet another shitty person in the world, thanks

>>212259888
you really gotta hate fuck her

>>212259846
Sell it to me, please.

>>212259773
i wish she would abort me

Pinball is so stupid, because there's always a point in the game where the ball just falls right down the middle of the flippers

Alfalfa

>>212259890
we only carry pepsi products, would you like mt. dew with extra spit in it?

>>212259890
i've got diet Dr. Pepper and some RC Cola we left in the garage for a few years

>>212259901
I never been there but my dad went to uni there. It seems nicer than Zagreb.

4th of july is this week
are you thankful to be an american
because i'm having mixed thoughts

>>212259917
life isn't always fair + skill issue

>Canada rescinds Digital Services Tax after Trump cuts off U.S. trade talks
Canada cucket out

Sometimes I read YouTube comments and just think "why do these people think their opinion is worth listening to."

>>212259946
our shit is pretty gay now and a lot of crap is broken and we're not really allowed to talk about it

>>212259933
>>212259934
Sounds good. Love me some spit.

What’s the right thing to do if you come across a passed out drunk girl in a vulnerable place

>>212259944
Zagreb is just on my route so I don't have to take a 10 hour bus ride from Bled to Split, but I appreciate your suggestion.

>>212259964
I'd be paranoid that she's a undercover cop

>>212259963
spit in my mouth

>>212259964
Draw a mustache on her lip with a marker.

Drank a tiny can of Budweiser from the 1970s that we found in my cousin's shed, it was in a toolbox full of cherry bombs and rolling papers.

i bet someone totally got their DUDE WEED on back in the day

I went to Hvar once and it was a nightmare like imagine Panama City during Spring Break but it's all Northrons

>>212259944
Is your dad Croatian?

>>212259964
tell her about your warhammer figurine collection because she can't make fun of you while she's unconscious.

somebody teach me about the sharty. do they infiltrate here? do they become jannies or mods? are they actively maneuvering and undermining this website? how significant is their influence here? are every soyjak and bbc posters safe to assume sharties?

>>212259998
Yes.

>>212259973
gotta get her under your covers if you gnomesaiyan

>>212260005
don't worry about it

>>212260010
Is his skin dark? Some Croatians are kind of brown looking

Only one question at once, chinaman.

Based edition.

>>212260016
Pasty white.

>>212259964
make her eat all the eggs

Make haters your non-friend acquaintances that you awkwardly nod at a few times a month

>What's your dad look like? Just curious haha
T. straightest /int/ user

'member the last time a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup?
Me neither.

Just ordered some security cameras. Gotta get some chain locks and barrel bolts for the doors too, gonna add a peep hole to the back door as well. Maybe a few gun ports for good measure.

ACAB includes firefighters and paramedics, as well as K9s, federal agents, and the postal service.

>>212260032
The Trump method.

>>212260014
why? that's unhelpful af, what's the reason?
>>212260022
it's better to list all questions at once germ

Do the right thing

Why would you hate on firefighters and paramedics?

>>212260065
What about forestry workers and park rangers?

>>212260065
Based fuck the postal service

>>212260074
Be a man
>>212260075
Cause they're bastards

>>212260065
and the DMV too, defund the DMV NOW

>>212260079
Yeah fuck them too, as well as border guards and the coast guard.
>>212260088
We got ICBC in British Columbia >:(

USPS has been good to me

>>212260061
Build a moat.

>>212260075
Generally you shouldn't but some of them really are incompetent or hateful or overly stressed and shouldn't have that job

OH NO
It's been seven days, the same clothes
Ask those originals cuz they mo

>>212260103
was thinking about this, or maybe 12' fence with razor wire and German Shepherds

Doing the Lord's work.

>>212260075
just look up the video of the LA fire chief

castles are military fortifications not whimsical mansions for girls

>>212260121
Bet it was one of those Idaho nazis

>>212260124
>t. homo

Hahahahaha

>>212260119
just some food for thought, most criminals can't swim well or at all

>>212260121
>be American
>get shot

yep.

>>212260139
Thanks for the propaganda, Ivan.

>>212260103
VGH this is what European culture is all about

>>212260158
i don't think that's bumfight, that's jawa combat

Did you know Culombians have castles?

i'd take 5 jasons for a single terrone

60% of an army are just fodder
30% are cowards and shouldn't even be there
9% are true warriors who we are lucky to have
1% are those who win the battle and bring the rest home

spineless cuckholds

>>212260177
It doesn't count if it was built after 1900

>>212260193
lmao watching Trump buckbreak Carney is great

who /p/ here

>>212260193
lmao

>>212260218
used to many years ago

let's see how this taste

>>212260215
Like those two aren't in it together.

>>212260218
Ring ring ring BANANA PHONE

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JHQMqZP4tZk&pp=ygUTT2ggbm8gbmF0ZSBkb2cgYmVhdA%3D%3D

One of the sickest beats of all time

>>212260218
tried /p/ a few times but the board culture is too gearfag and pretentious, gives me serious reddit vibes

I yearn to travel the backroads of America.

What are we?

>>212260218
This is a hobby I have sunk too much money in to only get the urge about once every three years. I go out innawood or pond or just go to zoo take pictures of animals. Do that for a solid month. Then say I'm going to do more and better soon but don't, wait another three years.

>>212260263
Shut up and keep sucking

>>212260257
too bad Mos Def is a muslim crybaby faggot

just got back from being raped

Im not dying for israel

zoomers are a lot more level-headed than millenials. y'all give me hope. and sorry that the previous generations nerfed y'all.

>>212260259
Ever since the hack, you can no longer see EXIF data on /p/, so people aren't hounding you about your equipment as much.

>>212260284
BUSSIN BUSSIN BUSSIN

no one cares about generational strife because everyone universally acknowledges that Boomers ruined the western world and we're all fucked because of it.

it was meh
don't recommend

Big fat aryan ass

Lol I asked /p/ for fear advice once and they told me to use my phone

william da bussy

Greetings. My name is Jebuiz y'har. If my calculations are correct, you should be receiving this transmission in the year 2013 AD. It amuses me that you used to calculate your dates in relation to the life of an ancient man. You see, we have a slightly different timescale. But to make things simple, I am writing from the year 49,170 AD.

>>212260318
Gear* ffs
>>212260319
LOL man be quiet how do you come up with this stuff

>>212260316
That's not shapely at all that's just sloppy

>>212260328
kill yourself

I forget like 90% of 4chan boards exist, it feels like we've lost so much board culture over the years. Like I can't imagine what a dedicated /toy/ or /m/ or /o/ user is like. Hopefully they still exist.

>>212260328
Fuck off rag head.

should i eat oats before or after eating to improve my cholesterol

>>212260328
>The Muslims won
Grim

>>212260298
hmm maybe I'll give it another try, I just find most people there aren't into the stuff I like (night photography, B&W) they just do portraits and it turns into a weird pseudo-/soc/ kinda thread every time

or it's some 15 year old bitch freaking about after shooting film for the first time ever.

>>212260350
eat the oats before oats

>>212260350
Do I look like your GP?

I still can't believe Mos Def was Ford Prefect in the Hitchhikers Guide movie

>>212260346
board culture has spread to the rest of the internet already. pandoras box was open around 2016.
this site's indistinguishable from twitter and reddit now

>>212260328
This is one of those memes I missed out on

i actually hate comedic/whimsical sci-fi stuff, it's never well executed

>>212260361
FIFA 98 now that was a game.

i wish i would have gone the furry route instead of the chud route ngl

>>212260408
Its not too late

You can still gets the foam

>>212260408
what's stopping you

>>212260400
Never watched Red Dwarf? Or Farscape?

>>212260430
>>212260434
It is too late. I'm middle aged now.

>>212260275
Fuck you talking about

>>212260408
Don't let your dreams be memes Anon. Become the repulsive faggot we know you are deep down inside.

My parents have been married for 28 years
They got married in 1997 and I was born the following year.

>>212259773
A lot. You don't cycle that many boyfriends, without getting rawdogged.

did you guys ever use encyclopedia dramatica

>>212260400
I loved Douglas Adams' stuff in middle school but it might be unbearable to read now. Like watching old Joss Wedon stuff or early season Rick and Morty.

"Evangelicals in the Third World are our safety net. By the way, there's a good chance that many of the immigrants in the US will become evangelicals, it's a religion for poor people. And that will only strengthen Israel."-Wolf Glaser

reddit.com/r/incestisntwrong

>>212260457
I found out about 4chan from encyclopedia dramatica and my older cousin's /b/ folder that he had on a 1 gig thumb drive in 2008

im hungry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>212260446
he's a whiny SJW BLM faggot who moved to Africa but chose South Africa because he's not *really* interested in being African. he whines about Islamophobia shit and is known for being a bitch when it comes to scheduling shows, interviews, recording sessions, etc.

>>212260471
>This page may contain sensitive or adult content that’s not for everyone. To view it, please log in to confirm your age.
Don't think so.

>>212260452
My parents got married in 1990 and I was probably conceived after my dad got back from desert storm

>>212260471
tag yourself

>>212260493
were you born with any defects i had 2 friends whos parents were in desert storm and they are fucked up

>>212260450
The new generation of furries is actually more normie. I wish I could be in my 20s now so I could enjoy the scene.

furries are all deranged freaks

>>212260501
NTA
It's wrong because we evolved to be grossed out by it, because "it's just one generation of incest, it's not going to cause damage" doesn't work that way. Or we wouldn't have evolutionary disgust reactions to it.

Bedtime snack while i read a book

>>212260542
this makes me want some pretzels

>>212260537
Nobody is grossed out by incest, that's a media induced spook.

I used to be mutuals with some furries in the early 2010s and 3 of 8 of them trooned out

>>212260537
The Bigot

>>212260516
I didn't think so but I'm an unmarried 33 year old on 4chan so maybe

>>212260547
Shut up, incestfag. Normal people didn't need the media to tell them.
>>212260555
No, "The Intellectual". I gave the scientific explanation.

>>212260542
>cuts the brine and the skin off the watermelon
woman shit
real niggas eat the brine AND the skin

>>212260537
>it's wrong because I feel like it's wrong

>>212260562
if you want to invent a new one you have to draw a fursona for it

My goal is to get a wfh job by the end of the year. Wish me luck bros.

Jason lonely af

futa cock

>>212260589
good luck

Why the fuck is there so much incest porn? I wanna coom to MILFs not incest shit.

I gotta stop lurking on my ex's social media. I miss her so much.

>>212260604
just mute the video

i want a job where i spend half the day on the computer and half the day walking around

Persimmons

>>212260605
if you use social media you're either a homosexual or a woman

>>212260614
Try civil engineering.

postin it again

i miss working at a park

how are you?

Elbows up!

>The USA has paid 70% of all military expenses for Israel since October 7th, 2023.

>17.9 billion US dollars as direct aid, almost 5 billion US dollars in regional operations, and 20 billion US dollars in deferred arms deal, billions more in general expenses as well.

you guys ever try smiling. hurts like hell after a minute or so

Need Spaniard gf.

The nature of reality is waste. The expense of energy
Everything is constantly rotting, running out, or wearing down: my car, my gas tank, the produce in my fridge, and my life day by day
Such is life and all we can do is deny it

>>212260673
gotta respect crabmode

>>212260649
sissied out again award

I'm terrified of damaging my brain
Think about how every football player is retarded
That's not an accident they're banging their heads non stop
I work in a workspace where I'm breathing in VOCs which with chronic exposure can damage the brain
I don't want to end up like a dribbling retard...

Undeniable

>>212260450
>misunderstood subculture
No, they made it quite clear what their subculture is about.

>>212260668
Need Portuguese gf myself

>>212260703
It really do be like that.

Healthier than their typical beverage

>>212260605
I used to reread old messages constantly and even jerked off to our old sexts for years afterwards. Having that kind of material is probably bad for us but also I don't think it's necessarily new. Think of all the dudes who blew it with their sweetheart and reread old letters for 40 years. Must have happened quite a bit.

Sometimes i feel like impregnating every woman on earth

>>212260727
what about every Twitch streamer (male)?

>>212260673
I haven't seen anyone do this since the 2000s.

I have never had a girlfriend
I have never even had a conversation with a girl outside of school

>>212260750
you'll find that women are gross and disgusting adults that have the mental capacity of a child

>>212260750
same but not even in school

>>212260765
I'm aware of that, but I still get turned on by them

for me its skim milk, dont like my milk creamy, i like it watery

>>212260727
Its scientifically feasible for you to do that not once but several times

Did pro-NATO European nationalists seriously believe that a post-White United States would let its European vassals stay European? NATO as an alliance supports mass non-White immigration. The debate on this issue is over. To stop mass immigration, NATO must be defeated.

can't believe recruitment levels keep dropping, feels like there won't be nearly enough goyim to sacrifice in the coming humiliation ritual.

>>212260796
European nationalists are retarded and have double digit IQs so I wouldn't try to find any logic in what they say

I gave up on love when I was like 18.

I’m joining the navy

>>212260818
I gave up when I was 12

>>212260741
that's destiny's baby in his belly

>>212260829
Dont drop the soap

>>212260829
I wish I would have joined the navy.
What are you planning on doing?

downloading quake 2 because im bored

yeah this safety razor was a mistake
my face is fucked up

Every time I see an iguana my mouth waters
I’d bet they’re delicious

im balding

>>212260836
you wish

>>212260810
I listened to a podcast with someone who used to know and work with martin sellner and martin told him he never thought that deporting non white migrants was ever an achievable goal and that he just wanted money, fame, and clout.

>>212260787
I don't think it is.

>>212260863
Become a hat guy

>>212260882
It's not possible unless you're impregnating one woman per second.

crazy how some people are born in africa and this is how their life ends up

what should my calorie goal be if i want to look like this

>>212260912
She looks so familiar but I can't tell who this is

>>212260851
i use the cheapest most disposable razor possible and i use that shit for years

>>212260912
-500 per day

He hit with Q10 honey

>>212260911
Why is he dressed like a bootleg space marine?
>>212260912
Look up the Auschwitz diet.

Genuine question: do you really like visit this website?

>>212260922
that's Nicolas Cage in a wig
>>212260931
because Africa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RFun58Gt7A&rco=1
this shit looks like fun

>>212260851
i thought it was supposed to be less harsh than a cartridge

>>212260923
Buy an electric razor.
>>212260936
No but also yes.

Nitrous don’t help me it just puts me in a trance

>>212260950
cartridges i had to apply pressure and COULD apply pressure to get the closest shave, i fucked up doing that with safety razor

>>212260922
maika monroe from it follows

>>212260936
Yes, it's niche is unmatched

wish i knew how to drive but most of all i wish i had a job

>>212260995
I know how to drive but I rarely do because it's so scary to me

Deleted a post that was too embarrassing even for me

>>212260971
Immediately after making that post I noticed the poster in the background.
I didn't really like It Follows, it felt aimless and incoherent, and seemed like it ended 30 minutes too early.
5/10

>>212261003
i got a license but i barely know how to drive and am scared also

>>212261026
>>212260971
Holy shit my reading comprehension is so bad tonight
LONGLEGS, not It Follows
Sorry

>>212261023
i saw it

>>212260947
Don't ever forget:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmULc5VANsw

from elbows up to knees down

uninstalling quake 2 because that game is boring as hell

anyone wants to play that new peak game

>>212261087
what is it

i only like lovey-dovey cuddly sex
am i low-t, fellas?

>>212261093
its a game about climbing with your friends

>>212261023
this one?

>>212261110
this is a brian image when was this posted? i thought he was gone

is 6 days in fallujah ever gonna come out

>>212261107
does it cost money because im a brokie

i'm gonna goon
thoughts?

>>212261127
Someone posted it last night and then deleted it.

Got bit by some skeeters tonight

>>212261127
nta but Brian was here a few weeks ago spamming gay voodoo shit, and about a month before that he spent an hour littering the thread with hardcore gay pornography that for some reason our resident custodian decided to leave up for nearly 45 minutes

>>212261144
brian is going incognito very strange

>>212261087
is it fun

>>212261142
costs 8 bucks

>>212261156
He was posting pics from his puerto rico vacation

I'm 29 and I've made no life progress. It still feels like it should be the summer of 2014 just after I finished hs. I wish I could just go back and redo things so bad. It feels like it was just a few months ago. I've never been in a serious relationship in my life or even had anyone meet my family, I got a meme degree, only 1 irl friend left, either been NEET for years or worked shit jobs.

I hate myself so much. Is it too late?
Has this ever occurred iyc?

>>212261172
got anymore pics?

>>212261166
might be idk

>>212261168
cant do it

>>212261190
I feel like that guy but I'm 31 instead.

I can't believe I didn't ask out the cute redhead in high school who was obviously into me, and who lived 2 streets down from me.

>>212261190
its not too late you are only 29 you are acting like you are 80 years old

So we just have a real life rambo running around Idaho then. Scumbag move to take out fire jannies

>>212261213
best not to think about that stuff
the problem wasnt that you didnt ask her, it's who you were at the time. if you can ask a woman out now, you're fine
besides people aren't getting nearly enough organic social interactions these days. stuff like this shouldnt even stand out to us because it should be so frequent and varied

>>212261196
i'll buy it later on the off-chance there's ever a /cum/ lobby

Imagine being the TSA screening agent who has to look through Brian's suitcase and it's just chicken bones and candles and shitty dildos

>>212261239
there wont ever be dont bother

>>212261234
go hunt him down

I enjoyed covid lockdown because it dragged everyone down to my level

>>212261250
They just got him

i hate myself

the /cum/ posse can round up that yellow belly killer

brother bought death stranding, know what that means

>>212261255
me too but it was so demoralizing when i couldnt build a new social life after because of my shitty move/work situation

even if they set up a man hunt, if that guy started the fire himself to shoot at them from a far away position he for sure had a gateway ready, they aint ever catching him

>>212261275
that hes trans?

>>212261236
Thanks anon

>>212261292
that i'm gonna be playing it

>>212261281
quintessential mexcrement post

drinking milk

>>212260851
It takes practice
Also the handle and blade matter
What are you using?

NEW

>>212261386

alright, thread's over. hope you had fun. now you can go back to reality and stop wasting your life on 4chan.

>>212260177
Do you know what the word “castle” means?

>>212261395
oh yeah, that'll be happening!

You didn't seriously buy into the jobbing-career maxxing meme?
You will never wear a tweed suit relaxing in the office having a scotch with the bossman while you call the hot secretary in and force her to spin around in her miniskirt so you get a view
These things are of the past. In 2025 there's no such thing as a career man