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>>212261340
Read it and weep, Schlomo

>>212261386 (OP)
Is that a tapir?

>>212261386 (OP)
you just know sub-edition

I'm gonna live in Los Angeles.

>>212261386 (OP)
>you mad white boy?

>>212261415
It's an alium

T Hanks

>>212261386 (OP)
these niggas look fat? no! they are palaces of muscle

>>212261386 (OP)
me on the left.

>>212261425
but not the one in Los Angeles

>>212261386 (OP)
YOU JUST KNOW

>>212261425
I already do

>>212261192
Here you go:
>>212233028
>>212233129
>>212233295
>>212233440
>>212233864
>>212234813

>>212261425
I don't know if its still cool, lots of world food and things to do

Just took a huge diarrhea poo

>>212261476
do you think he got aids there?

>>212261493
He took and anti-AIDS potion so he should be fine.

You didn't seriously buy into the jobbing-career maxxing meme?
You will never wear a tweed suit relaxing in the office having a scotch with the bossman while you call the hot secretary in and force her to spin around in her miniskirt so you get a view
These things are of the past. In 2025 there's no such thing as a career man

does anyone know the rap song where the lyrics are just ok? okay ok ok ok

>>212261493

why don't millennials work as hard as previous generations

>>212261522
You mean that one Tyler the Creator song?

>>212261541
i dont know

>>212261524
LOL

>>212261541
no thats not it

>>212261535
That chart you posted contains the answer.

smokin shit in a glass pipe we blowing the LORD'S bubbles

havent been outside in 2 weeks feel depressed

>>212261589
I have been outside you are not missing much.

>>212261599
yes i am i need to see people im going insane

I want to be freed from wageslavery. I want to die on the battlefield strewn into a gazillion pieces my death livestreamed and turned into meme
Why do politicians lack balls these days? No korean war, no vietnam, not even a fun expedition like iraq. Give us a blood offering the populace demands blood

>>212261614
go volunteer for ukraine or russia you will be blown to pieces in no time you will even likely be posted here

>>212261613
I have meet people you are not missing much.
>>212261614
How is it going rabbi?

i've seen a dozen threads today about korea. what's up with that.

Just found out about Will Smith’s dogshit new single lol

>>212261649
LOL!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-U5H6hmw6E

>>212261628
Ukraine war is lame. I'm holding out hope for WW3
I want to kamikaze some chink-gooks

im a creep im a weirdo what the hell am i doing here i dont belong here youre so fucking special i wish i was special

>>212261649
dude needs to hire an image consultant or something because he's been making unforced errors for years now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6JbemSdORo

bout to rip a fat bowl of WEED lol
if you guys need me i'll be on the MOON if you get what i mean haha

>>212261757
people are memeing about the vampire dude right
he looks his age

good morning bros

there's a fucking ant inside my monitor

>>212261781
good morning goat

>>212261744

>>212261757
The Third Johnson

>>212261779
Idk, I’d say Liver King looks older than his age, while the other guy (most famous by his actual name) looks younger than his age. At least, LK looks older for his age than my own family members did at that age.

>>212261781
good morning saar

should i brush my teeth and floss

>>212261840
saarbia

>>212261845
depends
do you like having expensive dental bills

mogdishu was probably one of my favorite cod 1 maps

>>212261858
lol

>>212261866
looks like a counter strike source map

Homo erectus

>>212261866
Would you say it mogs every other map

>>212261858
im still covered by my parents dental insurance

>>212261895
most dental insurance only covers cleanings fully. anything like braces or surgery is covered 50% at best, which is still several thousand dollars out of your pocket.
not accounting for the months of pain you'd experience leading up to it.

what game should i play tomorrow

for me, it's cp_gravelpit

>Asian girl
>Bugging people
That's why they are called insectoid.

>>212261866
I remember one of my classmates lending me COD 1. It was the first online game I played. I don't think I gave it back to him but it was a pirated copy so who cares. The first two are still the best.

>>212261967
who are her people

jason seething at this one

>>212261972
cod 4 was the first time i played online i still remember being amazed that people were talking over the mic i spent years playing multiplayer alone with my brother or just wandering around empty maps

>>212261977
>use sex toys shaped like dicks
>usually one of them looks masculine as fuck
hmm

>>212261967
LOL

>>212261977
be respectful, jason passed away recently

>>212261977
Why would he seethe at lesbians sex toys being shaped like him?

>>212261995
early day console multiplayer was fun. playing with randoms now doesn't feel the same.

>>212262020
Is this true

>>212262041
yes jason finally died of cringe yesterday

Video games used to be fun

>>212261973
Idk

>>212262041
Yeah someone posted his obituary in a earlier thread. It had his pic. An anon found an article from where he lives in Ohio about a home invasion gone wrong and we suspect that's Jason

>>212262057
that's because you used to be good at them

Make Video Games Great Again

>>212261950
Halo 2 or 3 or reach

>>212261950
age of history 2

>>212261950
The Legend if Bum-Bo. Whatever the hell that is.

>>212262091
You live in Serbia, home to attractive women and some nice buildings

This doesn't look like a building you'd see in Drummondville

jason shaves his legs so he can more easily self-insert as little boys in hentai
based or cringe

>>212261950
>The Norwood Suite
A room where they make you bald?

>>212262101
>The Legend if Bum-Bo.

>>212261950
which ones haven't you played before?

>>212262128
Jason needs to be sectioned for his own good.

>>212262150
3D Isaac?

>>212262143
its a kino exploration game very surreal have you ever heard of off peak? it was a big game 10 years ago

I think I could get a woman to like me if I could just get one to fucking give me a chance on a date. I cant fucking fix myself if I never even get up to bat

Nobody fell for my bait about Jason dying :/

>>212262178
it take place in the same universe but its an extremely hard match 3 game
>>212262158
deadlock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21VeAmPOBzI

>>212262191
>biomed tech
>40
>cats

>>212262191
wants someday?

>>212262223
Lab tech is a physical job. That's on feet walking around all day. She's unlikely to get fat unless she gets a promotion in to more of a sit down and microscope pathology kinda gig.

>>212262191

>>212262223
>>212262240

>>212262262
How about a Labia Tech

is a 40yo old hag that doesn't have big breasts

>>212262270
>not sure
oof

this little feller is coming in november hype!

>>212262188
Sorry I'm not retarded

>>212262287
There was a Chinese- I think he was Chinese, anyway a doctor working in a small town in the US who slid his dick in to his patients during exams, telling them it was a diagnostic instrument. Bizarre story. He is one of the reasons gynecologists always have at least one nurse present in the room for insurance now.

would you save her? https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Ar162zAbpSQ

>>212262339
some people don't want to be saved

>>212262368
what if she promised to get off drugs if you married her

>>212262336
I think I saw a movie based on that.

When you see how life is for the majority, it's surprising that more people don't go postal honestly

goodnight

Maybe I should visit Switzerland

>>212262382
Me Play Joke

im booooored

>>212262405
You should visit Swaziland.

>>212262431
No that's not on my list.
Even if I win the lottery and can travel anywhere on earth I'll probably still not make it to Swaziland

>>212262443
Why? 'Cause you're racist?

>>212262429

>>212262460
be more interesting bitch

>>212262457
I don't think the country has anything to offer to tourists

>>212262270
Okay, but how do we know if she ever tried BBC? They should add that tag too.

>>212262484
you come here and the first thing you talk about is bbc. be better

>>212262465
*kicks you square in the nuts*

>>212262494
grow up

>>212262517
*punches you repeatedly*

>>212262517
Jason has no balls confirmed

>>212262535
*yawn*

>>212262544

>>212262560
trailer trash soap opera lol

is "manifest destiny" ever shortened to "manifestiny"?

A woman is on a train with her baby. A man sits next to her and starts giggling. She asks him if there is a problem. He answers no but can't contain his laughter. The woman signals a train attendant.
- This man is harassing me please move him somewhere else.
The attendant obliges and takes the passenger to another compartment.
- All done Miss. Is there anything I can do for you? A glass of water or a banana for your monkey?

Reminder: firefighters, paramedics, soldiers, K9s, coast guard, animal control, bylaw, border guard, park rangers, bus drivers AND mall security are ALL ACAB. Get fucked Nazis.

>>212262566
filtered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SSnkFQuao8

seeing coloreds in a medieval setting makes me seethe can white people not have any exclusive culture anymore?

>>212262493
You do this all the time, but when I did it just once (as a joke) you immediately began to condemn me. What is this if not russophobia?

>>212262594
100% blanco

>>212262620
You're not allowed to be angry at this!

>>212262643
i have russophilia

just had 3 red white n blue sprinkle sugar cookies and a heaping glass of milk

female cops make my weenie tingle

>>212262676
Fuck, same
Imagine them being bossy in bed

>>212262587
Is this thing on?

please dont deport me im one of the good ones

>>212262763
please help me sir i am fucking indian

>>212262671
This is a desecration of the state symbols of the Russian Federation.
For this, you would have been sentenced for 10 years.

>>212262763
you can stay in my attic

>>212262781
luckily im in the land of the fat and home of the whopper or something

I should get drunk and watch old speed racer cartoons

Dating is emotionally exhausting. I can't go back to the days where I was content being autist shut in, but I do miss it sometimes.

i wish i had dunkin donuts right now

>>212262826
me too

almost beat the game first try solo

we chase misprinted lies

>>212262866
you just lost the game

gonna eat some shitty publix mini donuts

>>212262709
It was one english family which sat behind one skånsk family on one train.
Dad in the english family said to one of sons in the skånsk family:
>What a handsome face.
Then answers dad in the skånska family:
>No that was me which farted.

>>212262919
Svenska

>>212262906
Why don't the players do better then? Do they want women to be beaten?

>>212262919
Maybe it's funnier in Swedish.

>>212262981

>>212262981

DONT SAVE IT AS A GIF IF YOURE NOT ACTUALLY SAVING THE WHOLE THING, PIECE OF SHIT CLIPBOARD

I find this woman oddly attractive. Not sure why.

>>212263054
ew

>>212263054
low standards? low testosterone? desperation?

Why do women be like that?

>>212263054
cause shes hot

think i might fancy myself a cheeky lil goon perhaps

>>212262861
DUNKACCINO

hey
can someone summarize the last like 4 months here for me i would really appreciate it i'm curious

>>212262336
What’s next? Doctors fingering guys’ bootyholes?

>>212262955
So true…

>>212263177
do you have a cute girlfriend yet

>>212263236
obviously not, what are you even saying

IM RICH!

>>212263211

>>212263211
nothing happened

>>212263257
i just thought you may have had some kind of profound personal growth in the last few months is all
>>212263270
did he finally come out
happy for him honestly maybe he'll find some happiness with another guy

>>212262594
Can’t believe the guy called Gypsy Crusader has Roma ancestry…

>>212263289
Is that you spinster

Why would I go to jail for?

>>212263289

>>212263258
Don't spend it all on one place Mr Moneybags

resist the urge to itch my ass

>>212263318
This is libel and slander, and I'm not even Jaybird

>>212263318
Did he actually get arrested from a 4chan post

>>212263318
this picture always makes me laugh gayson looks like a mustache twirling villain

>>212263318
this doesn't have to be his future he can be gay with his lover and live in a place called the lofts or something downtown and work as a zesty barista

>>212263308
you can SMELL the gonorrhea

>>212263336

I am obsessed with Swedish culture.
I am a Sweeaboo.

it feels like it's in bad taste to keep talking about jason after he's passed

Would you fall in love with a black kween?

>>212263369
what do you like about sweden?
all i really know is that they're really, really tall and blonde
and they have good meatballs?

>>212263365
why does he give the camera that deranged look when he starts drinking milk

>>212263403
faustian femininity

>>212261535
>>212261575
>rent and property prices are now way more expensive relative to the average income
>increasing numbers of boomers need pensions and healthcare paid for by the government, which working young adults are paying for
>a working couple these days would need to pay for childcare because they're too busy working in order to pay off their mortgage
WOW I WONDER WHY YOUNG ADULTS AREN'T BUYING PROPERTY AND HAVING CHILDREN

my autopayment is set for tomorrow guys

>>212263403
this the kind of picture they zoom in on on csi or whatever when they are identifying the perp

>>212263388
no they all have herpes

>>212263445
whats that

>>212263388
not with those pancake tits
>>212263440
it's the j words
the jews

>>212263445
what are you paying for

>>212263390
I like King Gustavus Adolphus, who led Sweden to glory when he first entered them into the Thirty Years War in 1630.
I like how Sweden has several well preserved medieval city centers. I like how so much media has come from Sweden, several famous bands and artists, some movies, Minecraft. Loads of scientific discoveries have come from Sweden, including 21 elements on the periodic table, and the Nobel Prize itself.
They are a very clean and safe country, although there murder rate has risen recently due to immigration.
I like how pretty Swedish people are, and how nice they dress.
I like their Viking history and ruins

>>212263369
I’m a sneedaboo

gustavus
adolphus
libera et impera

Realistically is there any benefit to having a gf if you're independent and don't feel like venting to anyone? No sex is not a valid reason

>>212263463
it's when you let utilityberg charge your account automatically every month
>>212263474
cox internet

>>212263484
that is pretty cool
it is kind of a bummer that in america nothing is really like super old like it is in europe
like a bunch of british people will be sitting at their pub and it's been there since like 1200 or something
although i feel like if i went to sweden everyone would be too tall and i'd get stepped on

This is my favorite Swede.

>>212263518
>cox internet

Y'all ever let go of someone due to insecurities?
I think I fucked up big time bros.

>>212263533
can't tell if this is a real person or a video game model

>>212263533
nigga that's a thumb

thinking about early hot air balloons

>>212263541
what happened
i feel like i push people away with some regularity so i'm an expert on this
you don't have to share or go into super detail if you don't want to

>>212263545
100% real no fake

>>212263541
I've let go of everyone because of insecurities

>>212263548
didnt he get exposed for trying to have sex with a teenage boy

>>212263552
it would be pretty cool to be the first guy to fly around and see stuff from a birds eye view
like the only time someone would have ever saw that in the caveman times is when they are like falling to their death

Getting bullied by my cringe memories right now

>>212263564
he said he respected women, everyone else is fair game

There used to be an FK-esque Swedish /cum/poster back in like 2018 whom I remember fondly

>>212263572
better to be cringe when you're younger and learn from those mistakes than be making them right now out of inexperience

doing a poopie

>>212263594
I'm still pretty cringe

>>212263576
Sven? He's alive and well, I still have him on snapchat and can see his location on snap maps, hes living in Northern Sweden

We need to bring back dirigibles.

>>212263606
Nice

>>212263605
i don't like the cringe culture when someone genuinely likes something and people see their enthusiasm and make fun of them for it because it's uncool to actually care about stuff
i'm sure you're fine and everyone is a little cringe

>>212263620
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf7D-hPQOfI

>>212263620
*bursts into a fiery inferno*

>>212263620
i feel like there was a pretty horrible accident that let everyone know these are a bad idea

>>212263634
Name one other flaw.

>>212263640
there have been plenty of horrible accidents with cars and planes so i guess we should never use them again

>>212263557
I went heavy with the romance and landed a girl wayyyyyyyyyy out of my league. What made things worse is that she's actually super social and has hella friends, so I was always paranoid about her leaving me. I broke up with her over facetime and essentially just watched her cry for half an hour. I feel like shit. I had never bonded with another human being so much in my life. I feel like I lost most of my soul when I let her go.

>>212263634
That was a false flag attack. Israel did the Hindenburg

about to poo

>>212263640
Two, the Hindenburg and the one I posted the R101.

>hella

>>212263674
Learn from this experience and never do that again

>>212263674
I hope to God that this is a troll post.

>>212263623
It's more constant social blunders kind of cringe, to put it simply

Fucking neighbors already setting off fireworks

>>212263674
you did the right thing. hurt them before they hurt you.

nevermind the feeling of imminent poo went away

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY

>>212263704
I'm done. I'm done dating.
>>212263713
It's not, but it's something that happened 3 years ago. This shit's gonna haunt me for life.

>>212263742
Missed your chance to poo with me

>>212263674
i know the normal answer you would get would be like, "well if you feel that way about her, why did you break up" but people don't understand the giant complexes people with ( i don't want to say this but bpd) like brains build in their head about how the other actually hates them and it's better to rip the bandaid off now
the one that has gotten me in the past the most is, "this person deserves so much better than me, i'm actually doing them a FAVOR by breaking it off with them"
it's taken me a really, really long time to understand the other side, where someone genuinely cares and loves you, how much it hurts them to say stuff like that
you have hurt this girl really, really deeply and i can't sugarcoat it and say that the relationship is salvageable
but i've been in your shoes and i totally understand, and your rational brain knows that these are all abscrations built in your head, but you can't help but feel how you feel

Cringe people of the world unite. You have nothing to lose but you self respect.

Feminine

I wonder how affordable a personal airship would be

>>212263735
i really like kuri manju personally
>>212263725
do you feel like you've been improving even slightly over the last year or two?

>>212263793
GYATT

>>212263793
my goodness this thing is gonna distract pilots

>>212263844
lol

>>212263813
>prices range from $200k-12M
It’s over…

>>212263917
how can a balloon cost 12 million dollars
what are they filling it with

Feel like the world could be ending right now, it's entirely possible

>>212263962
how do you figure

>>212263962
I don't think the world is ending right now.

>>212263941
The higher end ones are filled with helium. Imagine buying like a million balloons at Walmart lol

But I’m not sure the price even includes the helium. These sorts of vessels tend to leak, so the helium may more accurately be seen as an expendable like fuel than part of the vessel itself

>>212263962
How is it possible if nothing ever happens?

>>212263982
i thought we were running out of helium was that a thing at some point
i feel like i saw something about some stores not doing balloons anymore because we're running out

erm yeah, i just poo'd

>>212263818
>do you feel like you've been improving even slightly over the last year or two?
In the sense of my thinking not really. I've always been weird. But I've gotten better at keeping things to myself and being careful who I express myself too

Need a movie set in 2100 about surviving in a world were most of earth is uninhabitable wasteland, most animals died or were hunted to extinction and what's left of humanity fights over the few pieces of land where crops still grow

>>212264002
It’s becoming more scarce, yeah. I don’t know about actually running out anytime soon, but prices have gone up a lot since about 2000, and will eventually get so expensive that it mainly just gets used for stuff like MRI scans

>>212264032
better to be a bit weird and off putting than killing your soul by pretending to be a generic person brand person
but that's good and that's progress, you don't have to erase your personality to please others, and if you're a sensitive person it's best to not wear your heart on your shoulder at any rate

>>212264046
It's called "Interstellar"

>>212264046
i've got an idea for the title: Angry Adam

>>212264047
how do they get helium anyway
if they just suck it out of the sky that seems like a bad idea we kind of need that for the atmosphere right

>>212264073
Interstellar is about space magic, I was thinking mad max

>>212264084
this reminds me of that kenny vs spenny episode

>>212264087
Our atmosphere is 0.000524% helium by volume.

gnight /cum/mies

>>212264087
Helium deposits are usually mined underground

>>212264108
>>212264140
i know i'm stupid but i'm just picturing a bunch of guys in labcoats with a giant hose sucking up the air into a big filter
>>212264139
good night

I can't quit the penjamin, bros

>>212264087
IIRC the main production source of helium is as a byproduct of natural gas extraction. It doesn’t tend to hang around in the atmosphere; it’s lighter than air, so it just goes up to space and disappears. The stuff we’re able to access is created deep within the earth as a product of radioactive decay, and then gets trapped in certain natural gas pockets instead of escaping to space. As these easier to access natural gas pockets all get depleted, the helium price will continue go up. Eventually, in the far future, people will have to find other processes to do the same things with non-helium elements, or come up with a way to economically synthesize helium. That, or wait billions of years for the radioactive decay to refill the pockets lol

>>212264202
>and disappears
From earth and disperses into space, I mean. Not that it dematerializes into nothing or whatever

>>212264192
it's fine to hang out with penjamin from time to time but i have taken like 2 month break to kind of step back and reassess everything i've got going on
i'm going on vacation in august so i'm gonna bring one with me then and break the dry spell
i hope you enjoy though and i'm jealous

>>212264202
i have never ever considered that things can just *leave* the atmosphere because they're lighter that's cool
can we use something other than helium to make party baloons float

preaking penjamin

>>212264202
Homo sapiens will not survive billions of years.
This I am certain of.
If don't go extinct due to some disaster or calamity, we will go extinct by evolving into a superior being, whether naturally or artificially

dead thread
time for bed (and goon)

>>212264263
The main alternatives are hydrogen (liable to catch fire or explode, unlike inert helium), or hot air, which requires burners, a fan, fuel, etc, and can also cause a fire. Eventually, helium will get so expensive that those downsides are outweighed by the price difference.

>>212264279
They say that Earth will be consumed by the Sun in about 8B years anyway, so we’d better get into interstellar travel by then

i'm going to live forever

good night

Imagine you have to carry someone on your back, every week or so you cut off a limb from him and eat it, you feed him some of it too, you have to keep him alive to preserve the meat for as long as possible

>>212264378
Sleep well

>>212264408
You would like this
https://www.badspacecomics.com/post/the-suit

>>212264427
why did you have that ready to go in 50 seconds

>>212264139
It's the bloody morning you silly billy

>>212264437
I have a great memory and a search engine available to me.

I tried to learn boxing but was really bad at it so now I'm going to try to become a skilled orator and master the art of fighting without fighting. Wish me luck.

>>212264463
The pen is mightier than the sword, as they say

>>212264427
It's cool but it's short

>>212264444
Four fours
On this lovely morning, you should have a breakfast with four components (for example eggs, bacon, toast, and hashbrowns)

>>212264596
The penis is meatier than both

im bored and sad thinking about all the mistakes i made in life

I got away with being high at work

my life is just a series of mistakes and compromises i wish i can get on a ship and get away from this cursed place

Bury me near the secret cove so they'll not know the way
Bury me round behind the rose so they'll not rile my grave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewfVFBqOLgw

>>212264630
I already ate cereal (store brand because I refuse to buy overpriced American crap from Kellogg's)

>>212264637
Perhaps

note to self: do not publicly plan to dismantle multi-billion dollar industries and institutions and risk getting JFK'd.

>>212265247
New

>>212264463
Boxer? I hardly know her