ventnor botanic garden edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDXEA1tGwYE
>anti Israel anti palestine anti russian anti ukraine anti american anti eu anti eastern europe anti asia
cringe
>anti welsh
based
>>212263878<3 the west side of the valley
do you ever get lost in little fantasies in your head like youre on the graham norton show (as a celebrity) or just won a nobel prize (for being really smart) or am I just a schizo/narcissist?
>>212264037nah everyone does this
>>212263996Even typing this out is gay as fuck
>>212264037i used to want to be famous and successful but nowadays i just wish one person loved me
>>212264063i think they might qualify as delusions tho and should get on medical (and then once normal could always achieve all of that)
does your girlfriend shave or groom her tuppence lads? mine doesn't
on hols for a week with the folks and they want to go to the local 'the black bull inn' for my bday meal
might suggest takeaway
>>212264037think thatโs normal
>>212264121I love you
>>212264141If you think youre delusional you aren't delusional. If you were delusional you'd be posting here about your interview with graham Norton like it really happened.
Grok my Nigerian wife is throwing dinner plates at me what do I do
>>212264133still cant decide if this bloke is playing a character or not
>>212264259You buy for her de wooden bowls
>>212264283you just can't act real autism he def seems real
>>212264318what a peculiar name, do bri'ishpipo really
>>212264318Can't believe people put their family in the hands of wogs
>>212264323rorke prattling on about saving the white race while he leaves his granddad to get anvils dropped on his head in a nigerian nursing home
>>212264318I work in healthcare and you honestly have no idea how bad they are
>>212264336ello mate, how's the holy land
>>212264318The best part is the judge only gave her a six week suspended sentence and even said 'I accept that there was no malicious intent to your actions....' despite all the video evidence. She wonโt even be deported and she literally came to this country to be a carer this was her first job
Rarely do I consider it too brisk for a nightwalk.
Another 1600 banged straight into the ISA
>>212264081I thought about having tater tots chili and coleslaw earlier with a burger but switch to fish and chip and shrimp and salad
I'm not sure if I made the right choice
jail
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this week I will NOT wank
this week I will have sex with my wife
I'll report back next monday
>>212264318Cor
Wish that were me
>>212264455Hope she gets pregnant and 19 years later the kid murders you both in your bed
>>212264481jokes on you she's already pregnant
>>212264495you sick paedo bastard
rorke eating a snickers upside down so he can feel the vein on his tongue
Chopping up a cadbury flake with a heated dinner knife
>>212264545This fat cunt is hotknifing choccies
How about you inject a salad
why do these retirees never retire to zanzibar or mongolia
Sudden realisation that despite the self-image held over from my hypermetabolic youth, I am indeed a fat cunt
pregnant women need love too
>>212264610a devastating epiphone
>>2122645951. niggers
2. mongolian niggers
>>212264318leftypol turning a blind eye to this
biggest black lover in japan?
gf is a month older than me
>>212264595to stay near family
>>212264644ishiba shigeru
>>212264141This is the result of fascism: making you afraid of your own thoughts instead of discouraging them.
Ah yes, the fascist state of Ireland
watching the Prodigy set on iplayer
absolutely brutal mogging, no other act even came close to that energy
>>212264728good, only gay chinese lads should be writing gay chinese lad-centric erotica
Leftypol's missus applying for refugee status and presenting her yaoi collection as evidence
What if this heat never goes away?
biggest world news story of the century will be dropping this week
do NOT ask me how i know
35C are normal temperatures for 9 months of the year, Daddy long legs are getting bigger and spiders are now neon coloured. Climate change is real.
am i a paedophile if i play a hat in time?
>>212264804that would be peng
we'd eventually all get air conditioning and start growing mangoes and pineapples
yea am i fucking going to use the new copiliot chatbot embedded in teams
as if toilberg cant see everything i put in there
heard its shite anyway
Heard you want your country back?
>>212264821how do you know?
imagine being in london right now in 50c heat on un air conditioned tube trains packed like sardines with the entire third world LOL
>>212264854could do a whip round to buy that bloke a ticket back to his country
>>212264821Your mum finally decided to lose some weight did she?
>>212264874Man shut the fuck up
hope they ban glato next year
>>212264892it's not on next year, they're letting the environment recover or summat
Trying to lose weight by running at night because I'm a fat fuck and it's embarrassing to be seen during the day at the moment but last night had a car full of teenagers haul abuse at me. I genuinely hate people
>>212264825allegedly daddy long legs eat spiders
never seen them do anything other than crash into ever surface in a room then die
taking advantage of the hot weather to rape my own arse
>>212264913Run first thing in the morning then, sorted
>>212264904GBnews about to go into overdrive with misinformation saying the woke cancelled it
>>212264936Well the woke did cancel it
youve got to pick a pocket or two boys
youve got to pick a pocket or two
>>212264913running is pointless torture and is just a tiktok trend for women
eat better and walk more thats all you need to do
>>212264919Used to be chums with someone in primary school who would trap them and pull off their legs one by one while laughing
>>212264936why would the woke cancel themselves?
>running is a tiktok trend
Mental how retarded zoomers have become
week off this week. chances of me leaving my smelly bedroom are slim to none.
>>212264874He's already in his country though
>>212265002vacate your stinking incel command centre for at least a day, rorke
Average of 1m a day in messaging apps
>>212265021did you actually listen to the song or are you just parroting posts you've seen here
he clearly says he wants his country back too, meaning whatever brown shithole his parents are from that was colonised
>>212264970He's probably very successful now and shags regularly. Such is life.
remember when canada burned down the white house
>>212264951did you know the man irl who that character was based on was sent to australia? and he had children there
cant help thinking that drinking water in hot temperatures is the wrong move
thinking of getting into swing trading
i have had several children
>>212265090No wonder I like hanging around with pre-teen boys
>>212265098best go with your gut x
>>212264970once watched a lad pull off all of one's legs and wings and then boot the body up the school field
>I've had more kids than you've had hot dinners
>>212264970used to be friends with someone in primary school who used to find greenflies and eat them
mental how any one of us could be stricken down with cancer this year
>>212265145we used to catch them from outside and then release them in unsuspecting classrooms
I've never willingly harmed an animal or a bug
>>212265175wouldn't even bother me personally, i'd dread telling the family though. /brit/ would have to advise
person-sat-next-to-me-berg just peeked at my phone and saw the add for virtual girlfriends
you can understand why women shave their fannies, it just doesn't look nice when it's natural
>>212265059He might mean he wants the UK back from racists
In another song he calls the UK his country:
>Neighbours called me 'nigga'>Told me 'go back to my own country'>Said since we arrived>This place has got so ugly>But this is my fucking country>And it's never been fucking lovelyhttps://genius.com/Bob-vylan-we-live-here-lyrics
>you can underthtand why women thyave their fannieth, it jutht doethn't look nithe when it'th natthyural
>>212265265>He might mean he wants the UK back from racistsNo, he doesn't. That doesn't make any cultural, historical or political sense.
>>212265265>>And it's never been fucking lovelytrvthnvke
>>212265082He unironically works as an engineer on the Queensferry crossing
>>212265233mad how for all of human existence until say the last 50 years, 99% of woman did not shave or even trim their fannies and arseholes
>>212265175Genuinely find nothing funnier than seeing someone with cancer lmao
>>212265265a ballad to rival wordsworth
>>212265283AI can do all that now
>>212265318Shame AI can't help you lose your virginity
>>212265233your mind has been raped by pornography
>>212265343probably could actually
had a sloppy wank and now my room stinks
>>212265265>He might mean he wants the UK back from racistsHow does that make any sense when he believes that this country is racist and talks about it being racist as long as he remembers
Use your brain
Right lads, I'm off to the food warehouse. Just a freezer tea for dinner tonight. Might get a cheeky wee ice cream tub or two while I'm there as well. Hope the day Jamaican women is on the tills today. She always calls me sweetie
>>212265233Me? I usually go for girls who haven't had the opportunity to shave yet.
salaryberg arrived just in time to pull me away from the precipice of destitution lads
>>212265279It does make sense though
>>212265313Punk music isn't meant to be highly sophisticated
>hey everyone I'm a paedophile am I cool now
>>212265396oh cos they're so busy and are just run ragged by a schedule of adulthood activities?
Hayfeverberg has me on the ropes lads
>>212265372But he literally says in another song "this is my fucking country" which must refer to the UK
>>212265414No because they are school children.
>>212265409No it doesn't
You don't even believe it makes sense, you're just being argumentative
love seeing the near-daily facebook posts in my city about retarded jeet immigrants driving trucks under bridges they don't fit under and fucking up traffic for hours
>>212265429>in another songIrrelevant
Swingometer:
Labour - 251 (-160)
Reform - 233 (+228)
Lib Dems - 75 (+3)
Tories - 45 (-76)
Greens - 4
SNP - 15 (+6)
Plaid - 4
Independents/Gaza - 5
NI - 18
>I was once made to sign the sex offenders register because I pretended to be a paedophile, anonymously, online, to cue others to react to my false claims with images of Bradley Walsh
>>212265090no but i know jack wild who played the artful dodger became an alcoholic and drank his life into shit which is a ktim moment
>where did it go wrong for the Tories?
Maybe having 5 Prime Ministers over 14 years for one
>>212265475labour know exactly what they need to do to win the country back but they refuse. never seen a party so intent on ignoring the will of the people and so intent on destroying their own power.
Genuinely hate the summer because I can't really go for my usual 3pm walks anymore
>>212264241I think about hypothetical scenarios like this all the time tho
>>212265544As long as government ministers aren't criticising Israel
is today our last day? ofcom said by july
>>212265544Wait till reform get in it will be the exact same
Mental how well behaved we'll have to be when we are forced to use ID to post here.
>>212265477False, the police wouldnโt make you sign the sex offender register for that reason. Quite an easy one really Bob.
Just got home from beating up some British tourists. Corโฆ big day
>>212265587>it will be the exact sameThey'll sell off the NHS and we'll be stuck with a health system that will cost you thousands of pounds and straddle you in debt if you ever become ill or are injured in an accident.
>>212265440I think it makes sense. Either he means "I want the UK back from the hands of racists", or maybe he considers multiple countries to be his country - the UK, and also countries of his ancestors - and he wants one of those countries back from the influence of colonisers.
>>212265468I don't think so
what mental illness does heatherpaedo have? must be something fuck up to make him openly admit to being a nonce online just for attention
>>212265532hows it going?
>>212265637B R E X I T
M E A N S
B R E X I T
rubbing dog shit in my eyes
>>212265651BPD and/or bipolar. Explains his hatred of shrinks too if one of them has told him heโs fucked in the head.
https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/ywxxq3/you_are_my_sunflower_bro/
Just two more weeks until the sell the NHS
>>212265665what does that have to do with brexit?
>>212265637there should be a mixed system where you only pay for self inflicted sickness like from being obese or an alcoholic
>>212265638>I want the UK back from the hands of racistsAgain, makes zero sense. Is English your first language?
jj
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>>212265714You just don't want to accept that he thinks of the UK as his country, but it seems he does, because in another song he says
>this is my fucking countryhttps://genius.com/Bob-vylan-we-live-here-lyrics
gripped by an incredible yearning for pepitas
Just got home from bashing the fash and goodnighting the alt right. Work cut out me for me
not english but love the thought of merry old england
I heard you want your country back
Shut the fuck up
I heard you want your country back
Uh-uh, you can't have that
I heard you want your country back
Shut the fuck up
I heard you want your country back
Well shit, me too
lad at work uses the blackest thumbs up emoji on teams messages despite being a white bloke. whats that about
hwite
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love ghosting the brown men who lowball me on fb marketplace in rudely written broken english
even more fun when they keep hitting you up every few days for something you've already sold
>>212265753>because in another song he saysThat has fuck-all to do with the song in question. The logic of the "want your country back" is very very simple. You can carry on pretending not to understand it, if you find that entertaining, but it's just a bit silly.
>>212265771the boarded up windows and doors are very symbolic of this country right now lol
>>212265756Hope they germinate in your tummy and all geen tendrils come out your nostrils and ear holes
>>212265771>the oldest in in England
>>212265789Whay are you selling
>>212264068Imagine how sweaty those baps are right now
>have 3 years of IT experience
>apply to junior level IT job asking for 1-2 years experience
>automated rejection on Monday morning
ok very cool
>>212265798It's not clear which country he refers to when he says "shit me too". I think he could be referring to the UK.
>>212265819for you? a knuckle sandwich
>>212265819for me it's healing stones
I just pick them up on the way home from my incelwalks and sell them for ยฃ50 each to millennial women
my body feels weird because I am having drug withdrawals so now give me drugs
Havenโt done a poo in 3 days, anticipating the next one will be huge
playing oblivion, learnt the frenzy spell. very cool
get attacked by crowd and shoot them. they go crazy and start killing each other. then i spawn the little triceratops fella and he gets in on the action too. meanwhile i can just watch it all unfold
my employer is hustling me out of ยฃ50-70 of wages for unpaid training and I just really can't be arsed to litigate and souring the relationship so I'll take it lying down like a good wagecuck haha
>>212265892ktim when i'm on the opioids, the poo that eventually emerges tears my ringpiece asunder
>>212265865does that actually work
>>212265893original or remastered?
i was halfway through a playthrough of the original when they announced the remaster and now i'm a bit miffed
>>212265892>>212265905swallow the docusate sodium ffs
>>212265893glad youโre having fun
>>212265865You should diversify into cool looking sticks for the husbands
>>212265909wouldn't know I just made it up
now at the portion of the prodigy set where they play Smack My Bitch up however they now no longer say Smack My Bitch Up due to the woke, they just say Smack Smack
what's that weird australian song
>>212265932original. remastered looks cool but it's my first time playing and graphics aren't too important to me really.
>>212265950yeah except when i got turned into a vampire x
smokin that shit that made niggas witness jehova
>>212265993>except when i got turned into a vampireThat is such a ballache in Oblivion
Genuinely a better option to just reload an old save than do that fucking quest
>>212265986waltzing matilda
>>212265901Yeah good on you mate should be thankful to have a job nowadays haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cXy7gxUtbU
>dead economy, lost decades of growth
>broken welfare and benefits system, highest number of disability claimants in Europe, huge amount of youth disability claimants (mental health COVID leftovers)
>pensioners suck the rest of the money up
>no industry
>water and basic utilities sold off and privatized
>NHS has been non-fuctional and bleeding money for two decades
>horrible building regulations
>HS2 cost ยฃ75 billion for a single line from London suburbs to birmingham, every single government project comes in 2-3x its cost.
>low pay and brutal graduate market
>young native born brits fleeing the country for Australa and canada in droves
>a million pakis and nigerians arrive yearly
>brutal housing market, entire South unlivable
>brexit failure
>politics becoming more extreme
>no significant natural resource deposit to bail us out (we blew all our north sea oil)
lads it's not looking good, does the UK have a bright future in ANY area?
smokin the shit that made matilda waltz
>>212265993>except when i got turned into a vampireshit
>>212266020hadn't saved for hours so i had to use console commands like a twat
>>212265986https://youtube.com/watch?v=mATHi182-2A
>>212266051a great man can save any nation
>>212266026no that's not it
>>212266100that's good but it's not right
I was thinking of that one that goes "we got some got some got some" or something like that
>>212266051it will lose its future when I flee for Sydney and earn ยฃ120k doing basic electrical work
>>212266100dancing to this in bed
>>212266120smoko
neighbours theme song
home and away theme song
those are the only ones i know
>>212266120https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWFDmetc59k
>>212266051If we built several nuclear power stations we could bring the energy bills down massively.
That is the only problem which can be solved really, unless we rejoin the EU.
It's just time to leave.
AND IT'S JUST LIKE SHE'S IN ANOTHER WOOOORLD
Getting really sick of my local restaurant's out-dated menu. Soup of the day? Again?
>>212266157>britain>build
gave up on tears of the kingdom. too dumb to do lightning temple.
>>212266182Really wish more cafes would do soup around here in the current weather
I could live on coffee cups full of pumpkin soup at the moment
>>212266195we are the sick man
the qing dynasty
OH
WHAT BECAME
OF THE KIKEY LADS
WHAT BECAME
OF THE SCHEMES THEY HAD
>>212266229chilly is it? x
Shit project management is not a uniquely British problem
Was at the pub yesterday when some yank started heckling our conversation
Invited him to talk with us and it ended with him calling me a fascist and wanting to fight me
>>212266260no, pumpkin you dolt
the entire world is talking about the libertines' glastonbury set
>>212266260Fucking got down to 10 this morning
Having to pull out the extra doonah
going to the gym late at night so no one sees me bench pressing less than 1 plate
>>212266297i thought it was a bit boring. they didnt even play What a Waster
>>212266312this, love gym incel hours
>>212266297doherty looks like a scarecrow
went for a ghanaian last night
>>212266328the entire world thought it was excellent
>>212266338yeah he's not long for this world it seems. probably a good thing really he's a total cunt
>>212266312Hope a gangland figure goes there at the same time and you get shot to death in a botched hit
>>212266346mmm hmmm das rite
>>212266308only 10? cunt it gets below zero sometimes in the night where i am
if ancestors speared animals and ate them, then toil is like standing in the field and throwing spear. from 8 to 5, with lunch breaks, just throwing the spear, go home then throw some spear tomorrow again.
>>212266363that's me in a nutshell, always wrong place wrong time
>>212266366Rorke is typing...
>>212266346Wow they really went for the airplane food plates
>>212266346poo lump with poo sauce corr
>>212266383I wasn't meant to live like this, I'm going insane
the girl who played meadow soprano was also in the music video for lonely island's "jizz in my pants"
thinking back when i was a young lad reading about this man who supposedly could eat metal without a hitch, even claimed to have eaten an aeroplane, still unsure wether it was true to this day
>>212266405what does henpecker mean?
heathermong posted himself again
>>212266407brutally mogged by her roomate
was driving earlier and a light went red for no reason, there were no cars waiting to turn or anything, fucking thing turned red just to annoy me
>>212266407no way will be checking this imminently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2lrKuZKV-Q
>>212266464its the jews lad
Wimbledon is upon us lads
>>212266468yeah she's the girl who was bagging the lad's groceries
>>212266464Often see this
Cars also spawn in just to slow me down
Where do you buy your shirts from?
>>212266485smegma radascranpoo
i only wear black t-shirts with a pocket on the chest
>>212266500buy a pack of plain black shirts off of amazon every now and then
>>212266485don't know why the media are STILL trying to push that flakey bitch on us
She fluked a grandslam 4 fucking years ago and has been a disappointment ever since
Also she looks like she stinks of sesame oil
>>212266504i don't get it
>>212266532you don't get Aristotle?
>>212266520yeah but her pussy tastes of oily caprese salad
>>212266543it's cheap and easy, the pocket makes you look slightly more grown up than wearing a regular t-shit and adds a bit of character, it also comes in handy more often than you'd think
>>212266520thats no way to talk about a lady
Random woman on the street breaking into tears when she sees Rorke wearing her dead husband's old shirt