Thread 212263964

ventnor botanic garden edition

>anti Israel anti palestine anti russian anti ukraine anti american anti eu anti eastern europe anti asia
cringe
>anti welsh
based

>>212263878
<3 the west side of the valley

Wank was a letdown

do you ever get lost in little fantasies in your head like youre on the graham norton show (as a celebrity) or just won a nobel prize (for being really smart) or am I just a schizo/narcissist?

>>212264037
nah everyone does this

yt boy lunch

>>212263996
Even typing this out is gay as fuck

>>212264037
i used to want to be famous and successful but nowadays i just wish one person loved me

>>212264063
i think they might qualify as delusions tho and should get on medical (and then once normal could always achieve all of that)

does your girlfriend shave or groom her tuppence lads? mine doesn't

on hols for a week with the folks and they want to go to the local 'the black bull inn' for my bday meal
might suggest takeaway

>>212264037
think that’s normal
>>212264121
I love you

>>212264141
If you think youre delusional you aren't delusional. If you were delusional you'd be posting here about your interview with graham Norton like it really happened.

Grok my Nigerian wife is throwing dinner plates at me what do I do

>>212264133
still cant decide if this bloke is playing a character or not

>>212264259
You buy for her de wooden bowls

shocked!

>>212264283
you just can't act real autism he def seems real

>>212264318
what a peculiar name, do bri'ishpipo really

>>212264318
Can't believe people put their family in the hands of wogs

>>212264323
rorke prattling on about saving the white race while he leaves his granddad to get anvils dropped on his head in a nigerian nursing home

>>212264318
I work in healthcare and you honestly have no idea how bad they are

>>212264336
ello mate, how's the holy land

Chat shit get banged

>>212264318
The best part is the judge only gave her a six week suspended sentence and even said 'I accept that there was no malicious intent to your actions....' despite all the video evidence. She won’t even be deported and she literally came to this country to be a carer this was her first job

Rarely do I consider it too brisk for a nightwalk.

Another 1600 banged straight into the ISA

>>212264318
>>212264402
fucked up

>>212264081
I thought about having tater tots chili and coleslaw earlier with a burger but switch to fish and chip and shrimp and salad
I'm not sure if I made the right choice

this week I will NOT wank

this week I will have sex with my wife

I'll report back next monday

>>212264318
Cor
Wish that were me

>>212264455
Hope she gets pregnant and 19 years later the kid murders you both in your bed

>>212264481
jokes on you she's already pregnant

>>212264495
yeah with me

>>212264495
you sick paedo bastard

rorke eating a snickers upside down so he can feel the vein on his tongue

Chopping up a cadbury flake with a heated dinner knife

>>212264545
This fat cunt is hotknifing choccies
How about you inject a salad

>>212264495
corrrr

why do these retirees never retire to zanzibar or mongolia

Sudden realisation that despite the self-image held over from my hypermetabolic youth, I am indeed a fat cunt

>>212264495
dirty nonce

pregnant women need love too

>>212264610
a devastating epiphone

>>212264595
1. niggers
2. mongolian niggers

>>212264318
leftypol turning a blind eye to this

biggest black lover in japan?

gf is a month older than me

>>212264632
*eppyfanny

>>212264595
to stay near family

>>212264644
ishiba shigeru

>>212264141
This is the result of fascism: making you afraid of your own thoughts instead of discouraging them.

important news

>>212264707
Nah

gm lads ^^

sweaty in flatberg today

Ah yes, the fascist state of Ireland

watching the Prodigy set on iplayer

absolutely brutal mogging, no other act even came close to that energy

>>212264728
good, only gay chinese lads should be writing gay chinese lad-centric erotica

Leftypol's missus applying for refugee status and presenting her yaoi collection as evidence

What if this heat never goes away?

biggest world news story of the century will be dropping this week
do NOT ask me how i know

35C are normal temperatures for 9 months of the year, Daddy long legs are getting bigger and spiders are now neon coloured. Climate change is real.

am i a paedophile if i play a hat in time?

>>212264804
that would be peng
we'd eventually all get air conditioning and start growing mangoes and pineapples

yea am i fucking going to use the new copiliot chatbot embedded in teams
as if toilberg cant see everything i put in there
heard its shite anyway

Heard you want your country back?

>>212264821
how do you know?

>>212264843
It's brill

imagine being in london right now in 50c heat on un air conditioned tube trains packed like sardines with the entire third world LOL

>>212264854
could do a whip round to buy that bloke a ticket back to his country

>>212264821
Your mum finally decided to lose some weight did she?

>>212264874
Man shut the fuck up

hope they ban glato next year

might just walk off

>>212264892
it's not on next year, they're letting the environment recover or summat

Trying to lose weight by running at night because I'm a fat fuck and it's embarrassing to be seen during the day at the moment but last night had a car full of teenagers haul abuse at me. I genuinely hate people

>>212264825
allegedly daddy long legs eat spiders

never seen them do anything other than crash into ever surface in a room then die

taking advantage of the hot weather to rape my own arse

>>212264913
Run first thing in the morning then, sorted

>>212264894
Yakub.

>>212264904
GBnews about to go into overdrive with misinformation saying the woke cancelled it

>>212264936
Well the woke did cancel it

youve got to pick a pocket or two boys
youve got to pick a pocket or two

>>212264913
running is pointless torture and is just a tiktok trend for women
eat better and walk more thats all you need to do

Woke World Order

it ends NOW

>>212264919
Used to be chums with someone in primary school who would trap them and pull off their legs one by one while laughing

>>212264936
why would the woke cancel themselves?

>>212264968
No.

wokesdeutsche

>running is a tiktok trend
Mental how retarded zoomers have become

week off this week. chances of me leaving my smelly bedroom are slim to none.

woke wide web

running is asking for it

>>212264874
He's already in his country though

>>212265002
vacate your stinking incel command centre for at least a day, rorke

Average of 1m a day in messaging apps

t.

>>212265021
did you actually listen to the song or are you just parroting posts you've seen here
he clearly says he wants his country back too, meaning whatever brown shithole his parents are from that was colonised

>>212264970
He's probably very successful now and shags regularly. Such is life.

remember when canada burned down the white house

>>212264951
did you know the man irl who that character was based on was sent to australia? and he had children there

cant help thinking that drinking water in hot temperatures is the wrong move

thinking of getting into swing trading

i have had several children

>>212265090
No wonder I like hanging around with pre-teen boys

>>212265098
best go with your gut x

>>212264970
once watched a lad pull off all of one's legs and wings and then boot the body up the school field

>>212264970
used to be friends with someone in primary school who used to find greenflies and eat them

mental how any one of us could be stricken down with cancer this year

>>212265145
we used to catch them from outside and then release them in unsuspecting classrooms

I've never willingly harmed an animal or a bug

>>212265175
wouldn't even bother me personally, i'd dread telling the family though. /brit/ would have to advise

Jesus is coming soon.

person-sat-next-to-me-berg just peeked at my phone and saw the add for virtual girlfriends

you can understand why women shave their fannies, it just doesn't look nice when it's natural

>>212265059
He might mean he wants the UK back from racists

In another song he calls the UK his country:
>Neighbours called me 'nigga'
>Told me 'go back to my own country'
>Said since we arrived
>This place has got so ugly
>But this is my fucking country
>And it's never been fucking lovely
https://genius.com/Bob-vylan-we-live-here-lyrics

>>212265265
>He might mean he wants the UK back from racists
No, he doesn't. That doesn't make any cultural, historical or political sense.

>>212265265
>>And it's never been fucking lovely
trvthnvke

>>212265082
He unironically works as an engineer on the Queensferry crossing

>>212265233
mad how for all of human existence until say the last 50 years, 99% of woman did not shave or even trim their fannies and arseholes

>>212265175
Genuinely find nothing funnier than seeing someone with cancer lmao

>>212265265
a ballad to rival wordsworth

>>212265283
AI can do all that now

>>212265318
Shame AI can't help you lose your virginity

>>212265233
your mind has been raped by pornography

>>212265343
probably could actually

had a sloppy wank and now my room stinks

>>212265265
>He might mean he wants the UK back from racists
How does that make any sense when he believes that this country is racist and talks about it being racist as long as he remembers
Use your brain

Right lads, I'm off to the food warehouse. Just a freezer tea for dinner tonight. Might get a cheeky wee ice cream tub or two while I'm there as well. Hope the day Jamaican women is on the tills today. She always calls me sweetie

>>212265233
Me? I usually go for girls who haven't had the opportunity to shave yet.

salaryberg arrived just in time to pull me away from the precipice of destitution lads

>>212265279
It does make sense though

>>212265313
Punk music isn't meant to be highly sophisticated

>>212265396
oh cos they're so busy and are just run ragged by a schedule of adulthood activities?

Hayfeverberg has me on the ropes lads

>>212265372
But he literally says in another song "this is my fucking country" which must refer to the UK

>>212265414
No because they are school children.

>>212265409
No it doesn't
You don't even believe it makes sense, you're just being argumentative

whisker are you in mate?

love seeing the near-daily facebook posts in my city about retarded jeet immigrants driving trucks under bridges they don't fit under and fucking up traffic for hours

:O)

>>212265429
>in another song
Irrelevant

Swingometer:

Labour - 251 (-160)

Reform - 233 (+228)

Lib Dems - 75 (+3)

Tories - 45 (-76)

Greens - 4

SNP - 15 (+6)

Plaid - 4

Independents/Gaza - 5

NI - 18

>>212265090
no but i know jack wild who played the artful dodger became an alcoholic and drank his life into shit which is a ktim moment

>where did it go wrong for the Tories?
Maybe having 5 Prime Ministers over 14 years for one

>>212265444
alri?

>>212265512
>14 years
corr

>>212265475
labour know exactly what they need to do to win the country back but they refuse. never seen a party so intent on ignoring the will of the people and so intent on destroying their own power.

Genuinely hate the summer because I can't really go for my usual 3pm walks anymore

>>212265549
>>212265537
>>212265439
Pack it in

>>212265559
its spaki.

>>212264241
I think about hypothetical scenarios like this all the time tho

>>212265544
As long as government ministers aren't criticising Israel

is today our last day? ofcom said by july

>>212265544
Wait till reform get in it will be the exact same

Mental how well behaved we'll have to be when we are forced to use ID to post here.

>>212265477
False, the police wouldn’t make you sign the sex offender register for that reason. Quite an easy one really Bob.

Just got home from beating up some British tourists. Cor… big day

>>212265587
>it will be the exact same
They'll sell off the NHS and we'll be stuck with a health system that will cost you thousands of pounds and straddle you in debt if you ever become ill or are injured in an accident.

>>212265440
I think it makes sense. Either he means "I want the UK back from the hands of racists", or maybe he considers multiple countries to be his country - the UK, and also countries of his ancestors - and he wants one of those countries back from the influence of colonisers.

>>212265468
I don't think so

what mental illness does heatherpaedo have? must be something fuck up to make him openly admit to being a nonce online just for attention

>>212265532
hows it going?

>>212265637
Yeah

>>212265637
B R E X I T
M E A N S
B R E X I T

eating flies

rubbing dog shit in my eyes

>>212265651
BPD and/or bipolar. Explains his hatred of shrinks too if one of them has told him he’s fucked in the head.

Just two more weeks until the sell the NHS

>>212265665
what does that have to do with brexit?

>>212265637
there should be a mixed system where you only pay for self inflicted sickness like from being obese or an alcoholic

>>212265638
>I want the UK back from the hands of racists
Again, makes zero sense. Is English your first language?

>>212265714
You just don't want to accept that he thinks of the UK as his country, but it seems he does, because in another song he says
>this is my fucking country
https://genius.com/Bob-vylan-we-live-here-lyrics

gripped by an incredible yearning for pepitas

Just got home from bashing the fash and goodnighting the alt right. Work cut out me for me

not english but love the thought of merry old england

I heard you want your country back
Shut the fuck up
I heard you want your country back
Uh-uh, you can't have that
I heard you want your country back
Shut the fuck up
I heard you want your country back
Well shit, me too

lad at work uses the blackest thumbs up emoji on teams messages despite being a white bloke. whats that about

love ghosting the brown men who lowball me on fb marketplace in rudely written broken english
even more fun when they keep hitting you up every few days for something you've already sold

>>212265753
>because in another song he says
That has fuck-all to do with the song in question. The logic of the "want your country back" is very very simple. You can carry on pretending not to understand it, if you find that entertaining, but it's just a bit silly.

>>212265679
Cor…

>>212265771
the boarded up windows and doors are very symbolic of this country right now lol

>>212265756
Hope they germinate in your tummy and all geen tendrils come out your nostrils and ear holes

>>212265771
>the oldest in in England

>>212265789
Whay are you selling

>>212265771
it's dead

>>212264068
Imagine how sweaty those baps are right now

>have 3 years of IT experience
>apply to junior level IT job asking for 1-2 years experience
>automated rejection on Monday morning
ok very cool

>>212265798
It's not clear which country he refers to when he says "shit me too". I think he could be referring to the UK.

>>212265819
for you? a knuckle sandwich

>>212265819
for me it's healing stones
I just pick them up on the way home from my incelwalks and sell them for £50 each to millennial women

my body feels weird because I am having drug withdrawals so now give me drugs

Haven’t done a poo in 3 days, anticipating the next one will be huge

playing oblivion, learnt the frenzy spell. very cool
get attacked by crowd and shoot them. they go crazy and start killing each other. then i spawn the little triceratops fella and he gets in on the action too. meanwhile i can just watch it all unfold

>>212264349
Educate us

my employer is hustling me out of £50-70 of wages for unpaid training and I just really can't be arsed to litigate and souring the relationship so I'll take it lying down like a good wagecuck haha

>>212265892
ktim when i'm on the opioids, the poo that eventually emerges tears my ringpiece asunder

>>212265865
does that actually work

Fuck this wog weather

>>212265893
original or remastered?
i was halfway through a playthrough of the original when they announced the remaster and now i'm a bit miffed

>>212265892
>>212265905
swallow the docusate sodium ffs

>>212265893
glad you’re having fun

>>212265865
You should diversify into cool looking sticks for the husbands

I'm a virgin freak

>>212265909
wouldn't know I just made it up

now at the portion of the prodigy set where they play Smack My Bitch up however they now no longer say Smack My Bitch Up due to the woke, they just say Smack Smack

>>212265957
genius

what's that weird australian song

>>212265932
original. remastered looks cool but it's my first time playing and graphics aren't too important to me really.
>>212265950
yeah except when i got turned into a vampire x

smokin that shit that made niggas witness jehova

>>212265993
>except when i got turned into a vampire
That is such a ballache in Oblivion
Genuinely a better option to just reload an old save than do that fucking quest

>>212265986
waltzing matilda

>>212265901
Yeah good on you mate should be thankful to have a job nowadays haha

>dead economy, lost decades of growth
>broken welfare and benefits system, highest number of disability claimants in Europe, huge amount of youth disability claimants (mental health COVID leftovers)
>pensioners suck the rest of the money up
>no industry
>water and basic utilities sold off and privatized
>NHS has been non-fuctional and bleeding money for two decades
>horrible building regulations
>HS2 cost £75 billion for a single line from London suburbs to birmingham, every single government project comes in 2-3x its cost.
>low pay and brutal graduate market
>young native born brits fleeing the country for Australa and canada in droves
>a million pakis and nigerians arrive yearly
>brutal housing market, entire South unlivable
>brexit failure
>politics becoming more extreme
>no significant natural resource deposit to bail us out (we blew all our north sea oil)
lads it's not looking good, does the UK have a bright future in ANY area?

smokin the shit that made matilda waltz

>>212265993
>except when i got turned into a vampire
shit

yeah?

will buy some weed today

>>212266020
hadn't saved for hours so i had to use console commands like a twat

>>212265986
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mATHi182-2A

>>212266051
a great man can save any nation

>>212266026
no that's not it
>>212266100
that's good but it's not right
I was thinking of that one that goes "we got some got some got some" or something like that

>>212266051
it will lose its future when I flee for Sydney and earn £120k doing basic electrical work

WE NEED HITLER

>>212266100
dancing to this in bed

women owe me sex

>>212266120
smoko
neighbours theme song
home and away theme song
those are the only ones i know

>>212266120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWFDmetc59k

>>212266051
If we built several nuclear power stations we could bring the energy bills down massively.
That is the only problem which can be solved really, unless we rejoin the EU.
It's just time to leave.

AND IT'S JUST LIKE SHE'S IN ANOTHER WOOOORLD

Getting really sick of my local restaurant's out-dated menu. Soup of the day? Again?

>>212266078
ktimmers

>>212266150
which ones?

>>212266157
>britain
>build

gave up on tears of the kingdom. too dumb to do lightning temple.

>>212266182
Really wish more cafes would do soup around here in the current weather
I could live on coffee cups full of pumpkin soup at the moment

>>212266195
we are the sick man
the qing dynasty

OH
WHAT BECAME
OF THE KIKEY LADS

WHAT BECAME
OF THE SCHEMES THEY HAD

>>212266229
Yeah?

>>212266229
chilly is it? x

Shit project management is not a uniquely British problem

Was at the pub yesterday when some yank started heckling our conversation

Invited him to talk with us and it ended with him calling me a fascist and wanting to fight me

>>212266260
no, pumpkin you dolt

>>212266284
sure

the entire world is talking about the libertines' glastonbury set

>>212266285
oh behave

>>212266260
Fucking got down to 10 this morning
Having to pull out the extra doonah

going to the gym late at night so no one sees me bench pressing less than 1 plate

>>212266297
i thought it was a bit boring. they didnt even play What a Waster

>>212266312
this, love gym incel hours

>>212266297
doherty looks like a scarecrow

went for a ghanaian last night

>>212266328
the entire world thought it was excellent

>>212266338
yeah he's not long for this world it seems. probably a good thing really he's a total cunt

>>212266312
Hope a gangland figure goes there at the same time and you get shot to death in a botched hit

>>212266346
mmm hmmm das rite

>>212266308
only 10? cunt it gets below zero sometimes in the night where i am

hate hate HATE wogs

if ancestors speared animals and ate them, then toil is like standing in the field and throwing spear. from 8 to 5, with lunch breaks, just throwing the spear, go home then throw some spear tomorrow again.

>>212266363
that's me in a nutshell, always wrong place wrong time

>>212266366
Rorke is typing...

>>212266346
Wow they really went for the airplane food plates

>>212266346
poo lump with poo sauce corr

>>212266383
I wasn't meant to live like this, I'm going insane

the girl who played meadow soprano was also in the music video for lonely island's "jizz in my pants"

thinking back when i was a young lad reading about this man who supposedly could eat metal without a hitch, even claimed to have eaten an aeroplane, still unsure wether it was true to this day

god im a fat cunt

>>212266405
what does henpecker mean?

heathermong posted himself again

>>212266436
to nag

>>212266407
brutally mogged by her roomate

was driving earlier and a light went red for no reason, there were no cars waiting to turn or anything, fucking thing turned red just to annoy me

>>212266407
no way will be checking this imminently

>>212266464
its the jews lad

Wimbledon is upon us lads

>>212266468
yeah she's the girl who was bagging the lad's groceries

>>212266464
Often see this
Cars also spawn in just to slow me down

Where do you buy your shirts from?

>>212266485
smegma radascranpoo

i only wear black t-shirts with a pocket on the chest

>>212266500
buy a pack of plain black shirts off of amazon every now and then

>>212266485
don't know why the media are STILL trying to push that flakey bitch on us
She fluked a grandslam 4 fucking years ago and has been a disappointment ever since
Also she looks like she stinks of sesame oil

>>212266515
>>212266517
black tshirt mind

>>212266500
B&Q

>>212266504
i don't get it

>>212266504
how droll

>>212266515
why?

>>212266532
you don't get Aristotle?

>>212266500
charity shops

>>212266520
yeah but her pussy tastes of oily caprese salad

>>212266543
it's cheap and easy, the pocket makes you look slightly more grown up than wearing a regular t-shit and adds a bit of character, it also comes in handy more often than you'd think

>>212266573
>>212266573
>>212266573

>>212266520
thats no way to talk about a lady

Random woman on the street breaking into tears when she sees Rorke wearing her dead husband's old shirt