Thread 212266462

>nibbles on your tree
whatcha gonna do about it, big boy?

>>212266462 (OP)
o kurwa ale bydle

>>212266462 (OP)
>>212266967
How many of them die on the job?

>>212266967
This makes me wonder, how many of these fucks die every year because they got crushed by a tree?

>>212266462 (OP)
i live under The Beaver State.
i hope to move to The Beaver State some day because i love these little guys

>>212267027
>>212267032
Wtf

>>212266967
I don't like this video

>>212266967
Glad that the little guy didnt get hurt. They're usually quicker to react but I guess the wood being shorter threw them off.

>>212266462 (OP)
>>212266967

>>212267240
ACK

>>212266462 (OP)
Cute beaver

>>212268573
i bet that's how most of them die

Beavers listen to the wood cracking to know when it will fall over

>>212268573
He died doing what he loved

>>212268775
Being a beaver

Beavers are cool. Definitely in the top 10 best animals on the planet

>>212268573
Rest easy, soldier...

The day they discover the chainsaw it will be the end of the world.

>>212266967
>>212268573
NOOOOOOOOOO

>>212266462 (OP)
whats with bober niggers population exploding recently? apparently, theyve been gone from here for like 150 years, but in the last 5 years or so they started coming back and appearing all around rivers and lakes
ive heard its the same for other countries too

>>212270019
The white beaver marches on

>>212270019
Conservation efforts. Beavers help maintaining wetlands and are being reintroduced in several countries

Did you know Canada has 2km long beaver dam

>>212268810
they are pests. they kill all the trees alongside the river, they erode river banks and they will dam up every single small spring in the vicinity causing floods and keeping the municipalities busy. hunters dont shoot them because they are protected. at first its funny and cute but when you go walking alongside the danube and every second tree is dying because some beaver gnawed on it, its not funny anymore. its ridiculous.

>>212270277
>t. farmernigger
why dont you unleash some wels into their ponnds, austriabro? Theyre native to Austria, right?

>>212270277
It is proven beavers have a positive effect on the environment and biodiversity. Cope and seethe all you want city slicker, but the bobers are here to stay.

>>212270429
they do occasionally commit crimes
this beaver was found with child porn on his hard drive

>>212270474
Release my bibba he dindu nuffin wrong

>>212270474
leave me alone, good dam

>>212270474
bipedal propaganda, this guy is a trade union organizer detained illegally by the corrupt fascist pigs.

>>212270429
>It is proven
by green hippie karens in an isolated setting with tons of bias. when you live close to a spring or channel or flood drainage its not so funny anymore. they will flush your house away.

>>212270935
As it should be. Post-agricultural revolution timmies are so cringe

>>212270935
NTA, he said "positive effects on the environment", not on your house, they're not programmed to care about urbanism.

>>212270277
Bobrphobic? In the magnanimous 2025? Sad!

>>212271053
>urbanism
im not talking about cities or towns here. beavers are a problem in rural areas, especially where there is still naturally running rivers and springs.

a lot of money was spent on flood dams and flood drainage channels and areas so that the catastrophic floods of 2002 and 2013 dont happen again and now hordes of beavers dig tunnels into the flood dams and erode them. when they next flood comes these eroded dams will collapse and flood us. letting beavers run rampant is one of these really idiotic green policies that will lead to no good.

>>212270336
cat fish are no threat to beavers. they mostly live in smaller bodies of water that cant support catfish. nothing is a threat to beavers, they have no natural enemy. they mostly die by fighting each other over territory.

>>212271077
my eyes went to the back of my head when i read that too. insanely stupid

>>212270277
this happens when they don't have predators to control them

>>212266462 (OP)
Bobers unironically did more for this country hydrology than our government ever did
>>212266967
NOOOOOOO

>>212266462 (OP)
Making them stop temporarily is usually as simple as sternly saying "Hey you fucking dickhead, stop chewing my trees." Long term usually involves a gun or explosives - enough loud noises and they stop showing up. Sometimes destroying or relocating a dam or two might be necessary.

>>212266462 (OP)
>certified moment

>>212274736
>OH N-

>>212274736
THIS WAS THE MOMENT HE KNEW, HE FUCKED UP

>>212274736
treebros we won.

>>212266462 (OP)
>>212266967
Based bobers

>>212268573
KWAB

>>212277381
Kek what a beaver

>>212278147
rodentbros, our response?

>>212271681
How about you don’t build in flood zones?

>>212278147
Bodied that bober freak

>>212268775
getting crushed by a tree

>>212267027
>>212267032
They are supposed to frequently stop nibbling and listen for the wood cracking so they can get away before the tree falls. You can see the first guy do that. The dummy in the second clip seems to live in a zoo. Maybe his momma never taught him.

>>212266462 (OP)
I dont know if we even have beavers in my country though...

>>212270047
look at him go! He's so happy he's skipping at the end

>>212267027
>>212267032
If you go hike to any of the isolated lakes here, you actually have a chance of seeing a beaver corpse crushed by a tree. I saw 2 dead beavers when I did the Alexander Mackenzie Trail.