terry hall

emma "fucking bitch" raducanu

love the dichotomy of christianity vs paganism
christian niggas are like "god loves us all" but pagan niggas were like "our gods are cunts and that's why our lives are shit", no wonder europe converted

UUOHHHHH

>>212266599
she's a national disgrace

>>212266599
This is her signature according to wikipedia

wonder if i should trim my pubes before i go hire an escort

>>212266621
>E-Rad

>>212266520
Tim Henman was a big deal back in the day, and he never won a single grand slam

Button up shirts only for me, like to have a bit of elegance

>>212266621
says it all really

Heard you want your country back?

HA! Shut the fuck up!

>>212266599
dont say that about her

>>212266653
yawn

>>212266653
i want my country blacked

wish i were mentally retarded, the world would seem so much brighter and i'd be able to just play and enjoy life like when i was a kid

>>212266638
I don't believe you should do either of those things

Too much of a fatarse for buttons these days, the ladies at toil don't appreciate copping an eyeful of pubey belly

>>212266642
So? He was the most successful British tennis player in years, and regularly reached semi finals so there was always a glimmer of hope
Raducanu can't make it out of earlier rounds now, her win was a complete fluke

Heard you want your migrants wanked

It looms for thee but not for me !

emma baducanu

Just been giving a warning for nonceposting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sbej1UO2mf8

>>212266599
Remember when she ruined what would've been Andy Murray's final match before retirement only to be knocked out in the first round of the next tournament she was trying to save herself for?

if she read this hateful thread she would be emma saducanu

>>212266653
TMD

Andy Murray saying I'm tired, boss

>me getting paid to put on weight
>"I've gained a few pounds"

Literally nothing makes me feel more British than the first day of Wimbledon lads. Who do you reckon will do the best for us Brits?

Did a prayer to our Lord in the shower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35K3JjCR4Nk
nikocado is so cute and nice and likeable

>>212266872
Probably some underdog no one's heard of

emma's thighs are gorgeous

>>212266881
Keep trying and I pray for you

>>212266872
Andy Murray

woke hypocrites

tired of my incel life in my incel cave. but even though I keep applying to incel jobs I cannot find any incel work

Always cringe a bit when people take punk seriously
It's about as serious as heavy metal bands singing about wizards and knob goblins, punk bands just pretend to get angry about "real life" things but it's just to get to an emotion

>>212266872
Englands Brave Holger Rune has got this

>>212266926
wokies

>>212266599
she's genuinely one of the reasons wokeness is finally dying so i'm fine with her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9EN27Zh_vg

>>212266943
me? angry about wizards and goblins

>>212266926
Business idea: IEDs left out for rorke journalists
(talking about cowpats obviously)

going to get my haircut but i never know how to explain what i want so im just going to show the guy this picture of Dr Chase and ask for that

>>212266943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKt_bBvJDzg

>>212266678
heard you want your country blacked
HA! you're a cuckold!
i heard you want your country blacked
HA! you're a cuckold!
heard you want your country blacked
HA! you're a cuckold!
i heard you want your country blacked
HA! you're a cuckold!

being raped by a poo

>>212266986
me? angry about elves

>>212266997
I did this with a picture of a model whose hair I wanted to copy and my barber laughed and said you won't look like that so I just got my usual incel cut

Got two job offers from two different companies both with their own pros and cons. Really not sure which one to accept.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_HFklOjS80

>>212266926
why does this happen? same thing happened after woodstock

>>212267029
Ask your dad

im growing my hair out

>>212267029
Reject both of them

>>212267029
one that pays the most

>>212266997
don't like when the hairdresser tries to talk to me

>>212267029
Wank and then think about it

>>212267002
the leftypops anthem

>>212267047
Good man. Literally the easiest way to become shaggable.

>>212266926
Not really a mountain
More of a scattering

>>212267042
woke moralists love telling people how to live their lives but cant even be bothered to tidy up after themselves they are lazy and hypocritical

>>212267044
dadberg told me I should just look up the boss of the business I want to work for and send him an email with my cv asking for a job

>>212267029
Hope you're literally paralysed by indecision and they find your motionless body grasping the acceptance letters

>>212267064
unless you have a norwood in which case you resemble an incel incel freak peasant from the 1400s

>>212267077
Did you try it?

>>212267056
They never try to talk to me me idk why

>>212266731
Raducanu is apparently still the top ranking British female tennis player, with Katie Boulter being second

https://www.lta.org.uk/fan-zone/british-tennis-players/

The media likes to follow the top British tennis players even if they aren't the best in the world

>>212267101
Not sure why you thought this was relevant

>>212267096
no I've never had a job and he's dead now so he never saw me turn my life around (which I will do one day)

might have a shower

>>212267101
and she's quite sexy

>>212267144
any day now

and we're saying lush all the way

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1qysxLA9OQ

>>212267147
gay cunt

>>212266926
>>212267042
>>212267076
Why are you assuming that the people flying Palestinian flags are the same people that left the rubbish

Glasto attracts a lot of people and they probably have varied politics

Stop falling for boomer propaganda

>>212267155
and i mean lush

>>212266999
<3 blessed trips

dont watch Wimbledon until the quarter finals i like to spend my time wisely you see and only tune in for the important games

Luxury

>>212267181
>>212267101
Fuck off retard

get the nuts bussed

>>212267181
Yes it was probably all those Reform voting gammons who go to glastonbury

>>212267181
huh? I was just asking about people littering at music festivals

watched the first season of arcane but everyone says the second season is shite so might not bother

>>212267029
Sounds to me like you should go with the second one, on balance.

right does anyone have any thoughts on brown people that theyd like to share

>>212267229
anime is bent

woke up and had to run to the toilet and do a shite and now I can't get back to sleep

>>212267181
>Glasto attracts a lot of people and they probably have varied politics
Simply bollocks

I'm 29, no friends shit job. Throughout my teens and 20s I for some reason didn't think having experiences mattered much. Now it feels like everyday I'm thinking about all that I missed. Not just having a girlfriend or having sex, but just going places and hanging out with my friends (if I had any). Formative interactions that would have made me better socialized, and would have been fun. It would have made me a little nervous at first, but it would have been fun. Playing video games throughout my youth ruined my entire life. I'm 29, and I can barely talk to people. I mumble and the things I say often don't make sense because I have such a low verbal IQ, people think I'm fucking retarded.

Everyday of my life is humiliating, and all I have to show for it is days upon days of sitting in front of the screen for hours. I even have serious back pain and a hunch to go with it. I feel like my youth was vampired out of me, and all I have left is hell.

don't fall for it lads

dont like those Russians with chinky eyes

>>212267262

Does anyone know where you find these in Aldi I was looking in the bread section but can’t see them

Drinking several pints every day and night

>>212267262
>job
FONT

>>212267181
>they probably have varied politics
yeah some vote green some vote lib dem

spaino's new "sensible centrist contrarian A levels student" gimmique is promising

>>212267281
bread section

>>212267262
get over it

>>212267282
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxMedH9b9IQ

>>212267251
It's 11am you stupid NEET

>>212267295
Are you sure

wow protogf responded to me how about that

>>212267309
yeah

>>212267281
nigga asking 4chan instead of someone who works in the shop

>>212267229
Gets a bit overblown with the dangerous technomagic thing and they shoehorn the only pre-existing game lore in right towards the end
S1 works better because it's more of a classic tragedy without wibbly wobbly timey wimey bullshit

moving to North Korea

Ask me why I look so sad
They've taken everything I have
Left with my dreams
And the setting sun
And tasted that these
Were the things to come

just seen someone bradleyposting on /v/

>>212267262
So you’re the same as every single /brit/ poster then? (Except me I’m based)

Major-General Charles George Gordon CB (28 January 1833 – 26 January 1885), also known as Chinese Gordon, Gordon Pasha, Gordon of Khartoum, and General Gordon, was a British Army officer and administrator. He saw action in the Crimean War as an officer in the British Army. However, he made his military reputation in China, where he was placed in command of the "Ever Victorious Army", a force of Chinese soldiers led by European officers which was instrumental in putting down the Taiping Rebellion, regularly defeating much larger forces. For these accomplishments, he was given the nickname "Chinese Gordon" and honours from both the Emperor of China and the British.

>>212267281
In the bread section near all the other bagels. Lidl just started doing them too, get in.

Getting a bit warm at toil

>>212267323
They are all Indian like actual Indian not British indian

bit hot out
not right

youtube shorts feed is full of sand niggers talking about islam

>>212267354
they'd probably lead you to the curry aisle lmao

>>212267349
Thanks mate

>>212267354
Ah they'll be using them to wipe the tills down

>>212267376
*sends a cool breeze your way*

Pray for me that these gentlemen respond in kind to my needs!

business idea: start calling people 'sarge'

my facebook feed is full of half naked Japanese girls

A serious revolt then broke out in the Sudan, led by a Muslim religious leader and self-proclaimed Mahdi, Muhammad Ahmad. In early 1884, Gordon was sent to Khartoum with instructions to secure the evacuation of loyal soldiers and civilians and to depart with them. In defiance of those instructions, after evacuating about 2,500 civilians, he retained a smaller group of soldiers and non-military men. In the months before the fall of Khartoum, Gordon and the Mahdi corresponded; Gordon offered him the sultanate of Kordofan and the Mahdi requested Gordon to convert to Islam and join him, which Gordon declined. Besieged by the Mahdi's forces, Gordon organised a citywide defence that lasted for almost a year and gained him the admiration of the British public, but not of the government, which had wished him not to become entrenched there. Only when public pressure to act had become irresistible did the government, with reluctance, send a relief force. It arrived two days after the city had fallen and Gordon had been killed.

>>212267330
is it true they have state-provided GFs?

>>212267392
cheers sarge

>>212267346
died because the tories wouldn't send an expedition to save a british army besieged by deranged islamists
the signs were always there

>>212267398
Ephesians 6:19
Pray also for me, that whenever I speak, words may be given me so that I will fearlessly make known the mystery of the gospel,

Bob Vylan has got the whole Rorke Cinematic Universe SEETHING and I for one love it!

Thanks for the replies all. My personal gimmick is quite subtle and I've been doing it for a long time. Essentially, it's depressive and failed life posts. I create or steal them from other parts of the board. My eyes light up when I find a good one, sometimes I start to smile before I have even finished reposting here, eager with anticipation. I have hundreds of them saved in a text file at this point.

>>212267401
>pint of Stella please lieutenant

trial starts today just 11 months after the offence. wonder if they get less than that lass who did a tweet and got 31 months

>>212267442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2DQSlv6QD8

>>212267404
grim

>>212267450
here you go, rear admiral ;)

>>212267442
>Rorke Cinematic Universe
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Ask me why I look so mad
They've fucked up every thing I have
I still have my dreams and the setting sun
And hope for the beings in the days to come

sir thames valley police

>>212267262
ktim except i had 3 years at uni where i genuinely psyopped hundreds of normies into thinking i was a cool guy and i felt like a total fraud the whole time and secretly hated and resented every person i was supposedly friends with
being a normie in this day and age is impossible because if you aren't also immersed in their narrative about the world you cannot be one and trying to pretend is even worse than just accepting that you're not a part of it
i know this sounds like a rorke incel opinion but it carries over into so many things in life now that you're constantly forced to either kike out and say stuff you don't really believe which fucks you up psychologically, or be honest and get the social ramifications

watching the weird porn this morning
it not right

>>212267414
considering their work culture they're gonna need more than that

half the women i've been on dates with were doctors. I just attract intelligence. Shame they're too smart to ignore my retardation once they meet me lol

>>212267475
Much obliged air vice-marshall

off on a stroll x

>>212267503
how weird are we talking here

what is sarge playing at

>>212267491
The talents of a psychopath without the heartlessness
You could have been PM by now if you didn't have that pesky soul

>>212267543
See you in Lerwick

>>212267459
All gone wrong since their gogglebox heyday

>>212267533
doctors are retarded

>>212267560
i've had this thought myself mate, it's scary how accurate that is
i would have sperged a sarnie and ended up like ed miliband anyway

>>212267569

>>212267563
kek

=D

Diego - half goblin, half dwarf

>>212267589
dont know why he took vicodin when you can get opiates without paracetamol in it

sir Peter Griffin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLxAUe_9SO8

the ops making me blush as they push back my hair, reveal my face and bashfully expression, and gaze affectionately into my eyes

>>212267634
Meerkat innit

>>212267635
They are a doctor, Rorke

>>212267616
black speak is undoubtedly funny

>jidf trying to distract us from the impending doom of the west with giant tits

>>212267635
probably because the writers weren't very bright as tends to be the case with most television writers unfortunately

>>212267650
that's a slur in hindi

>>212267614
Obscene

>>212267635
because he don't play by the rules

feeling rambunctious this morning idc

>>212267650
Cats are fantastic no such thing as a mere cat take it back

>>212267680
What does it mean

we just gon start busting nuts in rorkes ass at this point

In the hours following Gordon's death, an estimated 10,000 civilians and members of the garrison were killed.

The failure to rescue Gordon was a major blow to Prime Minister Gladstone's popularity. Queen Victoria sent him a telegram of rebuke which found its way into the press. Critics said Gladstone had neglected military affairs and had not acted promptly enough to save the besieged Gordon. Critics inverted his acronym, "G.O.M." (for "Grand Old Man"), to "M.O.G." (for "Murderer of Gordon").

Gordon achieved the martyrdom he had been seeking, as the press portrayed him as a saintly Christian hero and martyr who had died nobly resisting the Islamic onslaught of the Mahdi. As late as 1901, on the anniversary of Gordon's death, The Times wrote in an editorial that Gordon was "that solitary figure holding aloft the flag of England in the face of the dark hordes of Islam". Gordon's death caused a huge wave of national grief all over Britain with 13 March 1885, being set aside as a day of mourning for the "fallen hero of Khartoum". In a sermon, the Bishop of Chichester stated: "Nations who envied our greatness rejoiced now at our weakness and our inability to protect our trusted servant. Scorn and reproach were cast upon us, and would we plead that it was undeserved? No; the conscience of the nation felt that a strain rested upon it".

Sir Baring—who disliked Gordon—wrote that because of the "national hysteria" caused by Gordon's death, saying anything critical about him at present would be equal to questioning Christianity. Stones were thrown at the windows at 10 Downing Street as Gladstone was denounced as the "Murderer of Gordon", the Judas figure who betrayed the Christ-like figure of Gordon. The wave of mourning was not just confined to Britain. In New York, Paris, and Berlin, pictures of Gordon appeared in shop windows with black lining as all over the West, the fallen general was seen as a Christ-like man who sacrificed himself resisting the advance of Islam.

might go watch that F1 movie everyone is talking about

>>212267702
Haha +rep

>>212267692
Reckon Attenborough would love this one

Sir Gordon Murderer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxzPsDcFaRs

>>212267648
I enjoyed it

>>212267738
reckon he would call everyone here an odious little toad

>>212267709
he was the chosen one o algo

coworker is a right lunatic. he was telling me about how his father kidnapped him and abused him. he was talking about how he doesn't think the earth is round. he believes in reincarnation and thinks he was a dog in his past life. he and his partner are about to travel to Latin America to arrange two surrogacies "because it's cheaper over there." And he believes that there were advanced civilisations on this planet long before humans came along. Odd bloke.

Sven GORAN Ericsson

>>212267796
all truth nukes

heard rorke wants his country back

>>212267796
so you've met rorke

>>212267719
Actually an interesting history tidbit

>>212267812
nah, he’s grand

The Gay Porn Machine

>>212267796
>he and his partner
are you coppers or what

>>212267738
Reckon he's too busy worrying about AI. It could do his job for him now.

>>212267770
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByTIvHAiyPo

>>212267837
no he's a gay fella

Rage Against The Gay Porn

>>212267812
Ha! Fuck off!

cabergeonamadone!!!

>>212267796
When men choose not to believe in God, they do not thereafter believe in nothing, they then become capable of believing in anything.

>>212267850
oh his dad abused him in that way did he?

Rorke buying an Attack on Titan poster at HMV and hanging it up in his childhood bedroom even though he's in his mid-20s

raping my gay porn arse

>>212267883
LMAO

>>212267883
ktims

>>212267883
Oh my days Rorke.........

>>212267898
is that an offer?

what does this mean

Wasn't even funny

>>212267849
thanks
very nice like the byrds-esque guitar

>>212267866

>>212267883
you spend every day on 4chan even though you're in your mid-30s

>>212267916
is that a tranny in the pfp?

>>212267925
well thats leftypops done then

I like how he's slowly become more pissed off and pessimistic about the environment as he's gotten older. in his recent one he basically admits we are fucked

>>212267837
>I'm DCI Hartford of Thames Valley Police, and this is my partner.. Graham
>oooooooooooh elllo!

>>212267920
catberg absolutely mugged off. looking like a right twat

>>212267957
dont like this evil monkey

What do you have on your walls? Mainly directing this question at people who at least intend to have sex one day.

>>212267951
I mean he's 150 years old, he's been done with it all for bloody ages now

Rorke was still stumbling around on the canvas and slurring his words after this and then Bob Vylan came and delivered the knock out blow

HE’S ON THE ROPES FOLKS

>emma "fucking bitch" raducanu
can someone explain what's going on with this bitch? news articles are all very positive

>>212267951
We're not though, everything's going to be fine

>>212267972
Lots of paintings and a few mirrors.

>>212267972
I haven't had sex yet but would like to have sex one day if presented with the chance. My walls are currently bare

>>212267920
Gf acts like this with our cat
She's one of those nutters that calls herself a wolfgirl
The sex is mentally good though phowar

>>212267972
I have a few painting that my grandma made hanging in various places for sentimental reasons. When I first got my own place I went to charity shops and just bought a bunch of £10 landscape paintings and prints which had probably belonged to some grandma who had passed away.

>>212267992
yeah? they stopped the war did they? ain't nun lil bobby can do xx

>>212268007
What kind of paintings lad? I need tips

>>212267919
Good stuff

>>212267992
About bloody time, need racists like Rorke put out of business

>>212267972
audrey hepburn calendar
semen stains

>>212268002
she's on her period and everyone can smell the metallic vapours from her pussy

>>212267992
oh my days

>>212267992
Been ages since I've seen a rorke on the ropes post

>British woman, 43, is killed in Costa del Sol jet ski crash after being hit by speedboat driven by friend 'who then failed a breath test'

how long's spaki gonna be wanking over this bob vylan guy

>>212267972
I don’t have anything on my walls, I live in rented accommodation and would like to get my deposit back one day you see

>Gladstone was opposed to hanging onto the Sudan, saying in a speech in the House of Commons that sending a relief force to Khartoum would be "a war of conquest against a people struggling to be free. Yes, these are people struggling to be free and rightly struggling to be free". Khartoum was surrounded by the Ansar in March 1884, but was not cut off from the outside world for a considerable time afterward.

Mad how Britain has been let down by stupid politicians like this for centuries

>>212267992
scrambling

>>212267972
artworks my family have bought over the years and they dont hang at home

new movie trailer just drop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ak1iExV8Scc

>>212268033
All women should be arrested

>>212268022
Get whatever you like, but imho grown adults should avoid pop culture slop.
I like old engravings like pic related (not mine), also I have some high quality Turner copies, as well as antique botanical prints.
My brother in law has a lot of modern abstract stuff, which is not to my taste, but he likes it and it's his flat.

>>212268009
Yeah mentally good is it

>>212267951
I saw him the other month driving his brand new Range Rover around the town centre. He's a hypocrite.

>drinking tea (or other hot beverages) in warm weather helps cool you down
I've genuinely never heard a bigger load of shite in my life.

>>212267920
how can she bite sir

HOW CAN SHE BITE

>>212267992
SCROMITING that’s lil rorkey done

>>212267972
Got some shelves with marvel funkopops and a few posters of my favourite films

>>212268110
how so?

>>212268105
Ice cold sparkly water, or ice cold beer.
Simple as.

>>212268105
it stimulates your body to cool its internal temperature or something

>>212267719
I vaguely remember this guy from history classes, wasn't he a bastard in some way? I remember him not deserving all the mourning/praise and that he acted very badly in Khartoum

>>212268108
he's trying to have sex with her

>>212268054
What kind of artwork? I need something that's neither grandma, wizard, teenage boy nor livelaughlove

>>212268108
Isn't a bite on the back how cats start the sexing

>>212268048
Yeah, that's just how it is when politics is just a two horse race. Same thing has happened time and time and time again. Like in the 1950s when Labour torpedoed Anthony Eden and utterly humiliated this country despite the general public being in favour of action in Egypt (I know the US and USSR had a role in this when they threatened to nuke us and crash our economy, but trying to achieve anything with such a divided Parliament is like building on sand).

Just seen the biggest arse in a dress ever on one of the mums walking down the road. Would love to have some hot sweaty arsesex with one

>>212268134
No it doesn't you fucking bellend.

>>212268109
Funny how this is all preparing for something not even specified besides the vague phrase 'start hustling'

>>212268160
yes
he wants to mount her

started spotting
think I'm on my man period

>>212268168
yes it's called homeostasis

>>212268165
Tell her

>>212268134
just drink cold liquids instead you fucking idiot

>>212268157
unironically get yourself to the summer exhibition at the royal academy can get half a dozen pieces there for under a grand
not the best but at least you know its been "vetted"

>>212267883
classic

>>212268171
>start hustling
either means working minimum wage at McDonalds or engaging in something outrageously illegal and/or immoral

>>212268168
they did the science rorke
they did the science
not everything is straightforward rorke

>>212268109
>>212268109
Literally just start doing it.

Garden centre toil coming up soon

>>212268187
Don’t think that works

>>212268200
>or engaging in something outrageously illegal and/or immoral
nowt wrong with that

>>212268172
that's pretty fucking cool ngl

>>212268168
it makes you sweat which cools your body

>>212268206
buying or selling?

>>212268210
was it like this big?

>>212268108
This is literally me with the gf's arsecheeks

>>212268229
bumming

>>212268229
perving on milfs

>>212268236
Bigger and she was Indian

>>212268253
Got you.

>>212268253
CORRRRR did she have that Priti Patel build? Love Indian girls with fat dumpers

>>212268274
>>212268277
SCREAMING

good morning infowarriors

screaning

Chatgpt says ecstasy is safer than cocaine

>>212268274
good days

>>212268193
Actually good shout for inspiration but I probably won't spend more than £100 on some shitty prints desu. I have no idea how much these things cost really.

>>212268274
Need to get one
>>212268277
Yh x

Miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

off for a coffee and a cereal and an incel walk into town before I piss my entire day off up the wall

mad how fit indian girls actually are

Rorke waking up sweating in the middle of the night and Bob Vylan is his sleep paralysis demon

>>212268313
even shitty prints in a size capable of being hung on a wall are 60+ quid

>>212268322
I forgot about this where did it go

>>212268193
The cop, as it were

>>212268380
not been to it yet haha so not seen some of the tripe there

>>212268394
>>212268394
>>212268394

>>212268337

I love the Priti Patel types so much more than any other genre of woman

>>212268365
I don't know if it just didn't sell very well but it pretty much disappeared about 10 years ago. The Sour Mash one was fantastic on a hot day.

>>212268327
catberg and dogstein

>>212268168
Such unnecessary anger

>>212268109
Reckon there's a step missing between 'grab a coffee and start hustling' and 'billion dollar'

>>212268274
I think one of these might have been me actually

>>212268274
lovely

>>212268342
Fucks sake. Pricey business pretending to be a sophisticated adult.

>>212268384
Corr would love to have a load of fabric stuffed into a gunshot wound to my body

they should add Godzilla to coronation street