white boy jihad edish

poo smells lmao

>>212270409

>>212270473 (OP)
what is this retarded shit

How do yanks manage to visit a complete hellhole of a town and love it to death

I had a wet dream about my sister

>>212270504
>many more interesting things to do
like shitpost on reddit
lol lmao even

they want you to have kids so you pay for the pensions
still don't get how people don't realise the entire debate about immigration, fertility, asylum seekers etc isn't just a cover up for the pension issue
fucking idiots

about to stop the train at the station, anyone want out?

Japanese girls' armpits

>>212270524
calm downm commie

14 porcelain
14 onyx

>>212270508
spent a few weeks in lubbock texas and it was shit

>>212270504
Is this person aware you don't need to expose your kids to YouTube slop?

>>212270545
is it really communism if i want all pensions to be cut? fuck people who didn't save enough for retirement

Were. Hypothetical, subjunctive mood.

yeah so going back to wet dreams, those of you who have them, do you premature ejaculate during the dream sex or are you pounding for a normal length of time in the dream before cumming?

>>212270571
Not only are you wrong, but your post contains a grammatical error.

>>212270360
>Olagunju, who at the time was employed by Unique Personnel UK, stripped Mr Attard, threatened to beat him up and even dragged him across his living room floor.

>At one point, Olagunju tells him: 'Maybe I will beat you up. I will flog you. I will take you to the GP to get injections. I will call the police on you.'

Interesting to observe that "[going] to the GP to get injections" occupies the same threat-level in these people's minds as being flogged, beaten up or jailed. We need to do more to resolve the issue of vaccine hesitancy in BAME communities. It really is one of the most pressing issues of modern times and needs our full attention.

You guys remember tatu?

>>212270587
usually i wake up and it turns out i am humping my mum (i still sleep in my parents bed)

>>212270596
that bitch dasha

>>212270542
Timmy summed up
>>212270550
Cronem summed up

>>212270596
now that song is stuck in my head, which is thematically appropriate since the lyrics say "everything she said running through my head"

>>212270568
That's like the majority of people. And you pay national insurance on the understanding you get a state pension on retirement age.

>>212270596
definitely contributed to my sexy schoolgirl fetish

If you're poor in this country, it's not bad, you get loads of support. However it's when you start earning well you get shafted.

>>212270596
Yes, I didn't like those dykes

>>212270626
horseshit. most pension doesn't come from ni contributions. and almost nobody wants pensions to be cut. you're living under a rock.

total
redditor
death

>>212270587
Generally what happens is that in the dream you experience the sex act and then as it keeps escalating you feel an orgasm building. If whatever is 'happening' in the dream stops then you remain in the dream however if it tips over the edge into an actual orgasm then you wake up and find yourself having coomed your boxers. You can usually remember the act from the dream that caused you to coom.

>>212270653
I do but only because I hate the working class.

>>212270639
Single people can get by easily in the uk if they work. Families get absolutely arse shafted up the arse though.

>>212270596
mum used to turn the channel over when the music video of them kissing came on MTV so me and my sister wouldn't see it

it's unclear what she thought she was preventing by doing this. She's not even religious. Quite mental, is mumsy.

Do you think when you're old and have nothing to live for and are about to die you'll have a cheeky go on the heroin?

>>212270692
Ireland is so woke they got a black man Miss Ireland.

>>212270639
The 'poor' in this country are absolute braindead scum who deserve to be subjugated by a superior elite.

>>212270663
When was the last time you had a wet dream and how long were you shagging the imaginary girl until you came?

proneboning priti patel

>>212270639
If you say you earn 50k a year they lock you in prison these days

>>212270682
How If you’re a family you have 2 incomes

>>212270692
>Tom Honan Photography
kek even their names sound silly

>>212270596
ta-tu is a game of worlds meaning "that (girl) doing something with this(girl)" today they could be arrested for spreading homosexuality

>>212270726
lol

-2 rapid bashing x

>>212270746
Are you Irish diaspora? Curry skin is ugly and racially inferior.

>>212270773
Nikita is my favorite group

>>212270798
are you new here, retard?

Might watch russian teen anal porn with All The Things She Said blasting in the background

-2 sunkist batty activatin ovaldem

m3 pg tip introduction

>>212270840
um

>>212270798
you spam interracial fetish shit all the time

>>212270719
I'd say most elderly people probably end up experiencing opiates via the medical system anyway, even without actively seeking out heroin.

I know for a fact my step-mum's mum was on fentanyl patches towards the end of her life. Also know my own gran, still alive, was prescribed oxycodone for some kind of pain for a long time. People in proper palliative care pretty much just get given an unlimited supply of the good opiates and told to take them as needed.

Always remember my step-mum and dad mentioning in passing that they took all the unused fentanyl patches to the pharmacy to properly dispose of them after step-mumberg's mum passed. Imagine doing that. Fucking live a little for fucks sake. How can people like this exist? How could you not want to cut it up into small squares and stick a bit on you just to see what it's like?

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1751248912648848.webm

>>212270832
nope
priti patel is a brown hog, imagining her thick, black body hair and diarrhoea vagoo should be enough to put any reasonable man off

all the poos i do, all the poos i do
running through the loo, running through the loo

...su..ck....ing.. a... golf ... ball

Hot today lads, might wear my strongest loudest fragrance to work later haha

>>212270753
If you've got kids there's more mouths to feed plus a long term battle with the marketing jew

m4 initial contact with s curved baton

>>212270887
kek

>>212270882
yeah you're new

m3 vex snappening

>>212270736
Probably 6+ months ago. They're pretty rare unless you're doing a No Wank run.

>how long does it take?
It's very quick. I suspect by the time the dream takes a sexual turn one's willy is already hard in real life and rubbing against the duvet unintentionally, and this is what guides the dream to become sexual. So by the time anything sexual happens in the dream the process is already well under way and cooming follows not long after.

>>212270911
a single freak (You) spamming means nothing
you might as well claim we're a communist general

ribbed m3.5 feelin cronem pressure expansion

i'd shag priti patel fucking rotten

>>212270753
need a bigger house, car, more food, childcare, holidays, clothes, toys etc.

single people live on rustlers burgers

Just found out being cryogenically frozen is a flawed concept because they have to unplug the machine and scrub it clean meaning the person inside is removed and briefly de-thawed.

feral ovals wagging on snapchat for -2 -3

>>212270957
blog on you boring bastard

>>212270911
Remember those Timmy posts

bulbousdem filling -3 hand

>>212270957
If only they could transfer them to another cryo chamber to keep the temperature consistent.

Unfortunately they cannot do that as all the tanks need to be cleaned simultaneously for cost-saving purposes as the cleaner charges a very high rate. This simply couldn't have been forseen when these people were frozen.

>>212270504
Maybe young adults today aren't having kids because:
>property prices and rents are much more expensive relative to the average wage than they used to be
>more old people (due to better medical care) means you have a ton of boomers voting for more nhs funding and triple-locked pensions, which young adults have to pay for with their taxes
>a recent report said that ai is helping companies to become more efficient, which has led to a reduction in entry level jobs
Conclusion: the problem is rich people and boomers

>>212270889
Yeah but you have x2 income

>>212270999
>women won't have sex with me

em tree pink hands strugglin to wrap vex onyx ovaldem

nike shorts snatched up, council estate walk, is it katy?

>>212270872
Maybe they have a bit of sense. It's been described as a thousand orgasms at once. If i felt that one time I'd probably spend the rest of my life chasing that high or being sad that I'd never feel it again.

>Shocking CCTV footage has shown a carer 'violently degrading' a frail elderly man with dementia - as she hurled him around 'like a rag doll' just days before he died.
>Cruel Bilikesu Olagunju, 42, who had been in the job just six days, was caught on camera 'manhandling' John Attard, 88, at his home in Bexley, Kent, a court heard.
>Footage captured during the 45-minute visit shows the ordeal from which the great-grandfather never recovered, according to his family.
>Olagunju, who at the time was employed by Unique Personnel UK, stripped Mr Attard, threatened to beat him up and even dragged him across his living room floor.
>She is also said to have ignored the elderly man as he repeatedly told her she was 'hurting' him.
>At one point, Olagunju tells him: 'Maybe I will beat you up. I will flog you. I will take you to the GP to get injections. I will call the police on you.'
>She got a six weeks suspended prison sentence
>During sentencing, Judge Charlotte Welsh told her: [...] 'I accept that there was no malicious intent to your actions and you show genuine remorse.'
You will never be able to convince me that judges aren't evil and actively trying kill natives.

>>212270773
Do you think ukrainian secret services keep the uncensored вepeвки video clip in their archives?

>>212271000
1 income for one person or 2 incomes for 3 or 4 people

>>212271030
lmao

charli looked so fit in glastonbury bros

>>212271041
Need a national enquiry on African care home gangs

im getting high and doing nothing all day until i finish healing, its been almost 2 months already and im getting bored. what should i watch?

-3 carbon initiation

>>212271094
get the gay porn on

midday cronem drinkin rubicon carton and guiding m3 katy inside the laundromat and turnin the door sign to closed

glastonbury right guys?

>>212271094
1st season of Fargo
The Terror
First couple seasons of Boardwalk empire

>>212271061
thought she looked a bit past it and fat, personally

Olivia Rodrigo on the other hand looked extremely peng. There's always a younger model, way of the world innit

Odd that he uses terms like "-3" to denote that the wogs in his fantasies are nonces

>>212271094
What We Do In The Shadows

>>212271125
Horrible answer yeah let me just watch one season and then not know how it ends because the rest is shit yeah FUCKING MEGA IDEA THAT fucking greek nonce twat fucking ship of faeceus cunt

katy head spinning after drinking lean concoction. cronem whipping out chocolate waggydem and tappin it on katy lips

Make paki pizzas the offical dish

>>212271164
Good film

jfs should be banned from making /brit/s

oh when the smell
oh when the smell
oh when the smell comes rolling in

>>212271188
>jfs should be banned
true

>>212271175
you posting in your stinking room alone

>>212271164
Actually that sounds good I've heard of that show and it sounds like something I'd like. Thanks!!

>>212271122
Yes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMQQrq3Orxo

I heard you want your thread back
shut the fuck up

>>212271174
woah
WOAH

>>212271164
when we poo in the shadows

gonna try to find my shorts

>Sam's former girlfriend came from Sierra Leone
Ashy
Best Timmy culd do

I didn't know you lads were ninjas.
>Nigel Goemon Smith

>>212271127
i like her natty look desu

On my lunch break
Quite warm out truth be told

>>212271050
>3 or 4
How many kids do you think white people are having here?

>>212271127
ar charli is on the gear every single night and solely lives off takeaways and cans of wine she's going to be a bit flabby

>>212271241
>Nigel Goemon Smith
Rorke's da

>>212271241
i like how it's the same sentence written in 3 slightly different ways

>>212271226
mmhmm
bet his mums minge got wet wen she heard of that punch

Katy's plump lips make contact with small boat cronem bbc causing it to exponentially grow until it cover katy's entire face

>>212271244
Anon, he's saying 1 or 2 kids, you mong. 2 parents + 1 child = 2 incomes for 3 people

what's your excuse rorke?

Some utterly grim standing hours today
Gonna turn into a statue

>>212271241
why is there a white person's hand in this picture?

>>212271269
That's the caliber of people who write for the BBC and CNN I'm afraid

>>212271226
oh my days the cronem dullards can't satisfy their own anymore they need the stimulation only a timmy with a superior IQ can offer. nun they could do

*filters the word "Katy"*
Ahhh there we go

>>212271272
do you like this meme?

>>212271306
>T.Ranpreet Kapoor of East End

>>212271316
We're mocking this dead Timmy
Keisha is best he culd do

>>212271242
yeah I don't actually mind a small amount of belly either, the amount she was rocking was fine. It's especially hot when they're comfortable with it. Just being rude because I wasn't feeling it when she came out miming. And olivia does mog her.

>>212271255
got the impression she had been on a huge year-long sesh after the success of her album and decided to just phone in Glastonbury while hanging out her arse

>>212271328
the proverbial 14 onyx x

>>212271328
LOL
14 onyx bruising cervixdem
Nun Timmy husband culd do

LIV
ERP
OOL

>>212271294
My bad dawg

imagine calling charli fat
goodness me

>>212271353
she has such a mommy body and look god i love her she makes me wanna bite my hand

>Fuck off we're full.jpeg

>>212271371
mmhmm she come home and swc feel roomy inside x
katy say it’s my hormones mek a mi pumpum bigger xx

Timmy walking to the black women's hair salon to collect his girlfriend's wig

>>212271408
dont know what this means
dont want you in my thread

He comes in on his day off saying he's just picking something up then hangs about chatting to people for 2 hourse

The woods looking and feeling like a bayou

>>212271408
I hope that every member of this administration outlives their children tbqh

>>212271427
good boy

>>212271436
watch out for large cats

>>212271427
>dont want you in my
Lad direct your complaints to the bin not me

>>212271342
you're irish diaspora

Pasty Timmy walking to the pharmacy to pick up Pang Pang's ear drops

>>212271389
objectively she had a bit of a belly at glasto

compare with Olivia Rodrigo or the bird from Wolf Alice who both have tummies you could bounce a coin off

>>212271041
Rorkes future

>>212271462
i'll direct you to the bin in a minute

white people be like:
>good golly

>>212271497
sybau

>>212271436
careful you don't meet a yella kang out there

My fanny is 95% sweat by weight

>charli isn't white
>olivia rodrigo isn't white

these are the singers timmies simp over

>>212271447

>>212271538
fuck up irish diaspora loser

>>212271538
calm down incel

-3 speedy slam

>>212271558
um

>is that Kuwait?
>No it's Florida

>>212271540
I bet your wife is yellow, Republican Hank

everyone keeps saying I look 16. I know that this is usually oldfag cope but I do. how do I age myself up a few years rapidly? I am clean shaven btw

knew it wasn’t just me

>>212271574
start pinning test

>>212271540
I'm going to sleep soundly knowing that you will never breed and your bloodline will end with you.

>>212271591
i need to stop doing this because it is literally mental illness

>>212271538
timmies think realistic they've got a shot with swarthy girls
they don't even bother simping for blonde girls anymore because they know they're bbc only

olivia rodrigo has a very girl next door look

>At least five killed in Israeli strike on a tent encampment in Khan Younis

>BBC: a bunch of daft cunts from who gives a fuck, Éire called PM Starmer a "fanny"
Who cares?

im 28 and look 40. grey hair, eye bags, deep wrinkles, a bushy moustache

bouncy -2’s
onyx relief

>>212271598
you will always be brown

>>212271607
yes, a favavela girl-next-door look

ummy poo

>>212271591
KTIM! KTIM! KTIM!

some extremely incel conversations happening in here.

>>212271591
adhd type shit

>>212271640
I've gotten into smoking a few cigarettes to age myself up. I don't mean I look 16 in a good way its very embarrassing.

>>212271650
she does look very brazilian and her name being rodrigo also didn't help her case on her NOT being brazilian, and guess what, she's a fucking half-flip!

>>212271669
wellk we are so what do you expect

>>212271591
>>212271603
>>212271665

why do we do it

>>212271678
and who is she built for

>>212271683
add

>>212271591
mmhmm ktim

>>212271691
Cambodians?

>>212271683
mental illness

>>212271683
Retardation probably

women fucking love supernatural don't they

>>212271683
mental helth

>>212271711
how did you post this from 2014?

>>212271673
yeah i think thats why i look like this, i was a chain smoker and started smoking at 14. switched to vaping which has been much better for my health, no phlegm and feel less tired

so true

>>212271634

my entire day is ruined because i have to wait 8 hours for an appointment

there's people who actually enjoy this wretched weather

>>212271733
good lad, remember to moisturize

>>212271759
yes white people

>>212271732
i still see fan accounts for them to this day

>>212271683
mental illness

>>212271743
>ai bradderslop
byhso (blow your head smooth off)

>>212271759
they're not people

>>212271748
Just threaten the nurse by saying you'll call the TV license inspector to her ends if she doesn't rush your appointment

has russia beat ukraine yet?
has cami got her knob out yet?

poo fucking wank farting

>>212271787
one literally just showed up at my door

Get the farts huffed

ofcom are busy going after the bbc for showing that man saying death to the idf. maybe they'll forget about us.

>>212271801
Did you proposition that person to suck upon your scepter?

going to the opticians later for my contact lens check up appointment

quite enjoy going there as they always have a massive backlog so I get to sit in the waiting area and observe as customers come in. Then eventually my name is called and I go to the small room with the optician and she's nice to me.

>>212271811
not being farting a lot lately, wonder what's been happening

>>212271813
Utterly mogged by a 11 quid paki pizza.

>>212271813
would rather eat a fiver pizza from a supermarket

>>212271773
It was a good show. I'd be surprised if the audience was much more women than men, its just that women are probably more likely to make those kind of blogs, and times you might have assumed an account was run by a woman just because of bias, ect.

>>212271821
You can say "death to Israel" on the BBC but god forbid you say "pakis and jeets need to go back to their countries"

>>212271813
pakizza betta

>>212271811
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1751272582563246.webm

Just sharted in work from my excessive pinting over the weekend. Getting old is shit (literally).

>>212271902
didnt even attempt to make it sound real

>>212271848
>>212271855
vile underclass runts

>>212271691
Not BBCs, they only want blonde girls

>>212271933
imagine choking to death on her stocking feet

poomidity

>>212271868
i knew they were ran by women because they were always focusing on emotional stuff and how the characters looked lol

LETS GET ON THE BEANS

>>212271933
all women are narcissists

>>212271742
So much of the country taken up by old cunts drawing their triple-lock pensions which young adults have to pay for

>>212271981
again you're just assuming those are all run by women because of bias.

GET BRITAIN BACK ON THE BEANS

>>212271933
Wh*te boys simping for terrones omds

>>212271933
she needs to keep doing the pasty white girl act and drop the tan line stuff

let brown girls be brown girls, when she tries to larp as one it's corny

Worked for an American company with a bunch of other English people and all the Americans were saying how we looked so young, and (we didn't say this part) we thought they looked so old for their age.

BIG
JEWISH
EYEBROWS

Twas nice

beans mentioned

>>212272095
Translation for those wondering: me when the pali women and children get blown up into smithereens.

>>212272094
British people have less developed jaws and so look more like adolescents

i'm suspicious that somebody at greggs spat in my mozarella bites because when i brought them to the counter there was somebody whistling taste by sabrina carpenter

>>212271933
when people become aware that they're attractive they suddenly become unattractive dont they? it doesnt make sense but it does. im confused here too

>>212272127
this is how mentally ill you are you spammer

coughing up green flem (phelm?)

*gets on the beans*

What's your waist circumference, lads?

>>212272127
you need significant mental support

>>212272145
she's a 6 mate

I once fucked a guy to "we've only just begun" by the carpenters. Good song.
https://youtu.be/__VQX2Xn7tI?si=cqJr18s1KeS5O5YL

thats 150K xp gained in Pokemon GO today then

soo loooooooong
bitch you did me soooooo wrooooooong

>>212272180
exactly. im more cute than her

>>212272172
prefer not to say

>>212272180
Wh*te bois think 6/10 swarthoid women are 9s

>she's 6
:)

>>212272187
vile battybeast

>>212272163
felgm

>>212272212
ummyberg

I got the free Articuno :3
hopefully a different one later maybe after mew or in another rotation. there is also talk about Zapdos on Reddit

charli é sex

>>212272241
tobes

mental it's the same inane posts over and over again day after day ahahaha love it

>>212272244
horrid mutt abomination

>>212272244
mid ting

>>212272213
>Dem batty boi ova dere

>>212272254
its all heatherfreak

>>212272254
i left for a week holiday, came back and basically it's the same thread i last participated in

>>212272254
seen this post before

Who put 50p in heathermong?

>>212272163
Your humors are out of balance and you are phlegmatic as you can probably tell. You need to eat less acidic foods and try to eat more fiber. Consider replacing beer or soda with water at least for a while.

>>212272244
Disgusting.

>>212272244
>all those stis on her lips

grim

>>212272145
Depends what they're doing. If they too obviously leaning into their own attractiveness like Narcissus staring at his own reflection then yeah that's unattractive.

But if they're just being normal, candid, while also being an attractive person then they're still super hot.

Drinking coffee out of my $1000 mug

>>212272294
?

Timmies really do be thinking that a mutt whore is the height of female sophistication

im going to shoot the first movie on the moon

raping my arse with a crowbar

Sven GORAN Ericsson

Turkish barber actually spoke to me today and he said he thought I was 6 years younger than I am.

>>212272307
She's a 6 a well
You're not very good at this are you Timmies

busting a nut in the neighbours pet hamster

love branston pickle me

>>212272386
um

>>212272358
>Turkish business
Why do you even go there? Are you Irish diaspora?

>>212272307
well yes that is literally what he just said isn't it

>>212272399
Branstons Sauce mogs HP

>>212272358
shouldnt be giving money to them really

>>212272423
Reddit loves saying this

what the fuck is a 'timmie'?

>>212272423
Daddies is the king though.

Good luck finding a non-turkush barber these days

parasite/Discucks

>>212272439
I'll kill you

>>212272442

>>212272358
Rorke falling for bossman’s rizz LOL bet you believe the lad at the kebab shop when he tells you you’re his favourite customer and he always gives you extra donner as well don’t you?

>>212272442
Coffee and donut shop

More than a woman!
More than a woman to meeeee!

i have strong opinions about crisps and biscuits and sauces what am i like! real british stuff! gonna complain about the weather a bit now haha!

got an abhorrent dogshit zinger of a post locked and loaded for the new x

>>212272459
Not anymore, it's watered down shit.

>>212272497
>>212272497
>>212272497

>>212272498
alri my ubereats kfc

>>212272498
You're in luck, it's a dogshit vpn spammer edition :)


Wahey

>>212272316
Based coffee enjoyer

>>212272480
He got no tip from me so obvs didn't fall for anything