Thread 212274475

Made a Russian lunch in Russia

>>212274475 (OP)
What’s Russian about this Russian lunch?

>>212274533
Made with cubed mobiks

>no vodka
not russian

>>212274475 (OP)
Nice teriyaki chicken
Curious, what part of Russia do you live?

>>212274475 (OP)
asian food i like more than european
t.Russian

>>212274475 (OP)
>Russian lunch in Russia
we dont do that IN GERMANY

>>212274573
löl

>>212274663
We all know you are Russian you don't need the t.

>>212274533
looks and tastes like shit

>>212274533
It's made by a Russian in Russia

>>212274627
Hey it's me yakkun
Currently I live in Moscow. But soon all of this will change...

>>212274663
Dang ol cherries do be kinda expensive. Gotta set a discount for them and buy tomorrow

>>212274711
This. Should have gotten some Tasty. PERIOD!

>>212274778
I don't really like macdonalds in every iteration
The fries are alright though

>>212274475 (OP)
looks very nice.
are eggplants pickled in salt, paprika, and garlic?

>>212274730
>But soon all of this will change...
You'll go to the front?

>>212274475 (OP)
A гдe хлeб, eщё фpyкты кaкиe-тo гeйcкиe, coмнитeльнo.

>>212275043
Soy sauce and vinegar, plus garlic and cayenne pepper

>>212275096
More like away from it

>>212275189
Пpoгpaммиcт eптe cидит нa ocтpoвe дa тpaвy кypит

Aaaaaah I somehow got pepper hot vinegar in me eyr

raw egg

>>212276046
This Saturday I was at my friend's place and ate 2 raw eggs just out of borredom. One I drank from a shot glass with pepper and salt and the other I put in a tall glass and poured beer over it and drank it

>>212274475 (OP)
Bro what is this

If you move to say Vladivostok or Sakhalinsk, will you be able to do more Weeb stuff? but what about jobs

>>212276046
the heat of the rice cooks the egg albeit

>>212276141
Teriyaki turkey thigh, rice, pickled eggplant

>>212276154
Idk about weeb stuff, Moscow is a large city so I would say you can do as much weeb stuff here as in Vladivostok. For example there are at least 3 places where you can play mahjong every week and that's not counting private mahjong booths (in one of which I'm going this sunday to gamble)
Idk about jobs in Vladivostok but on Sakhalin there are many good jobs in oil&gas sector.

>>212276174
no it doesn't. you're supposed to use the yolk only if you want to add flavour

>>212276285
>Teriyaki turkey thigh, rice, pickled eggplant
This looks so bad

>>212276299
>yolk only
No you're not. The whole egg goes in.

>>212275096
>But soon all of this will change...
based draft dodger anyway your meal looks nice though where are the veggies and miss me with that raw egg

>>212276339
source?

>>212276323
No it doesn't

>>212276285
Imagine working a 2 week shift on some oil platform in the la perouse straight and followed by a 2 week vacation on a cruise ship to japan banging japanese hookers and playing pachinko all day

>>212276339
You can't eat raw eggs. You'll get diseases for years that won't die off unless you get medical help. You will turn into a skeleton as the parasites, prions and viruses live in you.
Don't do it

>>212276367
Uhhh just believe me ok

>>212276442
It used to be like this when Korsakov-Wakkanai ferry was a thing
But afaik most oil reserves are in the northern part of the island. I got a job offer in there but living on Sakhalin doesn't align very well with my own plans

>>212274475 (OP)
the heat from the coffeepot aquarium cooks the egg

>>212276466
What parasites?
If raw eggs were a source of parasites I would've already been afflicted with this blight

>>212276519
That's called le teapot

>>212276566
Salmonella's kind of parasitic, I suppose.

>>212276466
that's a yank problem because your food and safety standards are near non existent. Most countries protect chickens against salmonella. Raw egg is gross though and you gain nothing from it compared to cooked eggs

... Okay
In the chicken egg the egg itself has an entirely different biome
It helps the chickens digest food
You have one as well
When you eat a raw chicken egg that gets into you which results in terrible digestive issues
You eat food but that biome breaks it down and takes it
Then you shit out diarrhea off and on for years until you realize my body is full of parasites

Stallone had to get a shit ton of medicines after rocky doing it

>gaijin baka does not know how to cook eggu with rice heatu
shamfur dispray!
fr tho eggs are extremely easy to cook. That’s why you need to temper them on bain-marie if you don’t want them to curdle in dishes like carbonara.

I mean fuck
Even cavemen 15000 years ago knew you couldn't eat raw eggs constantly l

>>212274573
Kek

>>212276766
No one talks about constantly

>>212276607
It looks exactly like a carafe that might come with a seafoam green coffee maker. It also looks like you're growing the kind of aquatic plants in it that freshwater fish enjoy.

>>212276736
... You don't need to make custard first to make a carbonara. You pull the guanciale off the heat, mix your egg, cheese, and pepper, toss the noodles in the cooling grease, give a very slow ten count, and then fold in your cheesegg.

>>212276380
Crybaby

>>212276946
I first throw the noodles in the fried guanciale and then add egg and cheese mixture

>>212276946
What custard? No, you just temper the eggs. That prevents them from curdling. I don’t want to test fate every time I toss raw eggs into bacon lard and go
>FUCK I should have let it cool longer

>>212277067
Этo бyквaльнo тo, чтo я тoлькo чтo cкaзaл.

>>212277133
Verbessern Sie Ihre Technik.

what should I do with wakame salad? I bought some from the store and it tasted like chicken and I did't like it

>>212274475 (OP)
Looks tasty. What's the red stuff on top of the rice?

>>212277138
Nuh huh you said you first mix the egg and cheese and then toss the noodles

>>212277206
You should eat it with sesame sauce.

>>212277206
Hooligan.

>>212277258
Turkiye thigh

>>212277267
Step 2 was mix the egg, cheese, and pepper together, with each other. The last step is folding that into the rapidly cooling pig bits and wheat strings. You can't drink your aquarium and still have it.

>>212277178
Nah, nigga, if you can implement a failsafe, then implement it. German engineering 101.

>>212277362
I make the money I make because I spend 200 days a year repairing German engineering. You guys have spent a good 25 years just leaving the failsafes on the dock.
I used to think you guys were all about efficiency... but... again, five years repairing your shit... What happened, Germany?

>>212277489
Es ist vorbei…

>>212276088
faggot needs to shot it with pepper and salt

>>212277525
Sie können sich wieder an die Spitze der Pyramide hocharbeiten. Es ist, wie Ihre Landsleute immer sagten ... Wie war das noch mal? Harte Arbeit ist der Preis der Freiheit?

I'd best pop out now to pick up a pud for afters and something to spread on me toast come morning. Reckon I might grab me a napoleon cake or maybe a honey cake for supper and something like a fish spread to put on bread for dang ol breakfast

>>212277609
>Harte Arbeit ist der Preis der Freiheit?
Arbeit mach frei.

>>212276466
thats just a religious belief, you have no proof

>>212277590
To think, all this time I've been separating mine, shaking the white with lemon, fernet, and absinthe, then again with ice, straining into a coupe, and balancing the yolk on top with a bit of cayenne and a dash of ango.
My farts must reek of mansex.

>>212277635
Das war der Witz...

Honestly I just love black pepper I could put it on anything

>>212276466
what?

>>212274573
kekd

>>212276466
that makes no sense.. post a source at least

>>212274573
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>>212278665
vgh the brave warriors of ukraine

>>212278893
Vgh the seething trannies of Russia.....

>>212278893
One.

Proxynigger from Belarus >>212270058