Thread 212274532

kiss your sister

>>212274579
>Gay
>Virgin
but how? surely there is some gringo-gwelio-crakkka guys passing though Malaysia

>>212274532 (OP)
good thread

>>212274532 (OP)
>>212274660
>>212274785
>>212274823
lemme tell you a joke in my language
do miasta przyjeżdża najlepszy cyrk na świecie. Najlepsze zwierzęta, najlepsi cyrkowcy i gwóźdź programu - niespodzianka. No to całe miasto postanowiło pójść do cyrku. Pokazano już wszystkie zwierzęta, wszystkich cyrkowców, przyszła pora na gwóźdź programu - niespodziankę. Lecz przed spektaklem pojawił się szef cyrku i mówi:
>Proszę wszystkich o uwagę! Przed spektaklem proszę się wykaszleć, wykichać, ogólnie oporządzić, ponieważ gdy ktoś kichnie lub kaszlnie, sztuczka może się nie udać.
No to wszyscy posłuchali szefa, wysmarkali się , wykaszleli, przyszła pora na gwóźdź programu. Zgasły światła, wszędzie ciemno, tylko na środku sceny jest mała plama. Przychodzi koleś z krzesłem, siada i zaczyna walić konia. Wali ostro, cały spocony, mocno trzepie. Nagle ktoś kichnął. Koleś speszony, rozgląda się i mówi:
>Ktoś tu jest?

pedophiles
>>212274785
>>212274823

keep bumping guys

>>212275024
they're drawings

>>212275024
kys (kiss your sister)

/asean/ bros

Can you post in this thread?

>>212241776 >>212241776

>>212241776 >>212241776

>>212241776 >>212241776

>>212275052
as long as you also keep posting here

>>212275078
Ok

>>212275048
drawings OF WHAT

>>212274785
>>212274823
pedochads

>>212275203
adult cosplayers like these

KEEP BUMPING

Pinoy friends

Brownpill me on Jollibee

Watch talk to me. This shit is pretty good.

>>212275416
its just like any other fast food chain tbqhwy

Putos

>>212275203
>>212275210
>two (2) polands
rare
a
r
e

>>212275488
https://youtu.be/dBEnJXg6yzQ

>>212275203
sie tak kurwa nie interesuj dobra

new/bago/baru
>>212275541
>>212275541
>>212275541

uhh guys?

can't you guys keep it in 1 thread?

What do other /asean/ countries think about Vietnam?

just keep posting here

Is this statement true?

>>212274532 (OP)
my sister is already asleep

>>212275977
yes

>>212275977
TRVKE

>>212275991
more feet pics plz

>>212275991
Rape time?

>come back home from work
>blink
>it's already 10pm
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

just live at your office bro

>>212276396

No

pagi

>>212276257
>more feet pics plz

gm laokot

>>212276956
no katze

how to get piercings without risking getting my ass whooped by my parents

>>212277175
piercing is gay asf
just have HOMOSEX already

>>212277208
wtf is poland flag doing here?

>>212277229
me 27, never had sex. lucky me, i dont know what i missed

>>212277236
habibi

>>212277175
I got my ears and eyebrow pierced when I was a teenager. my dad saw them and basically said, "are you a fucking faggot? because if you're not, you need to take that shits out."
but I didn't give a shit and just ignored him tho. and kept it in for months. because tons of girls told me it looked cute when I got my eyebrow pierced.

piercing is haram kuffar

>**ngalogs and their thread making race
Grim

chatgpt is retarded at finding sources. can indo anons help me find documentation (photo) of the 5 positions of Buddha statues in Borobudur? the only info that I found are this low res picrel.

>>212275804
PLS RESPOND

PLS RESPOND

brekkie time

>>212277927
Cheap silk products, the vegan asian despite eating cats and dogs, was ancient Malay Hindu originals but wiped out during Nam Tien.

>>212277927
i dont think of em
even if were kind of neighbors o algo

>>212275572
which board is this anon?

>>212279031
/v/

>>212279104
i am not able to find that post on arch.b4k.dev archive :(

>>212275804
i like vina cafe kofi

>gas price increase
rip me

just walk bro

>>212279622
how much does people cost in indonesia?
It's like 95 INR per litre here
>95 Indian Rupee equals 17,912.23 Indonesian Rupiah

>>212279836
*petrol not people
fuck

prostitution is illegal saar

public transport

I fucking hate poor people they're always complaining

>>212279836
most expensive is like 13250 IDR, or about 70.29 INR

>he doesn't rage against the machine
fucking sheep

>>212275804
>>212279340
for me I love this shit. (don't know what it's called in english.)

Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses
Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses

holy shit can't sleep fucking hungry eventho I already had heavy dinner

>>212280688
that band's gone to shit

>>212280688
>>212280889
ts repetitive af
it doesn't get me hype

>>212280949
listen to game soundtracks instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpNVf8sczqU

thats not scaramouche

tongue piercing would be cool ngl but will prob hurt a lot

how to convince my gf to get nipple piercing?

canthinky

me on the left

thats not scaramouche

>>212283871
this is gore

norway lottery company apologises for error
>An error in the conversion from Eurocents to Norwegian kroner caused the prize amounts to be "excessively high", the company said. The amount was multiplied by 100, instead of being divided by 100, local media reported.
lmao

my eyes are getting heavy

That's a man

Holis

uhh guys?

boys what was the korean general called now again?

theres no regular korean general here saar

>>212290172
but i want to make one but i cant remeber its name :/

kimchi o algo

early lumch
buffalo style chimkim wrap
500 cal

i love being poor i get so much free shit

ok

>>212280742
you have diabetes

>>212275052
>webm

is that a man

>>212291626
Hips don't lie

>>212291700
No seriously. I'm having an argument with somebody. He thinks xir is a man, I think xir is female. I need some kind of proof. Winning this argument is very important to my emotional and mental well-being.

as the mexican o algo

ask

>>212275804
Fren

>>212275804
They surpassed the Failppines and is better in every metric

>>212277782
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borobudur
On "Buddha statues" section

>>212274532 (OP)
I had sex with a Thaipop idol a couple of years ago, before she was famous.
I tried to reconnect with her last evening. I thought she would block me because she's popular now but to my surprise she responded to my Telegram

Bros... this could be the start of something beautiful

>pinoy anons
>having sex
pick one

>>212292854
Active Idols are prohibited to have a love partner you know

>>212292904
Yeah. but still...

>>212292854
r/thathappened

>>212275965
source for this one?

>**nkeys and their faux sex lives
Ah yes **ngalogs oldest brag lines for a cheap bait. What's next? Bragging to have one with your nonexistent Visayan maid as a cope retort?

>>212275293
>>212275965

SEX!!!

>>212290272
Kimchi?

i had a red bull at like 8pm
i was going insane at the end if the shift
real schizo hour looking at expiration dates

who cares

>>212292854
Are you hikaru kamiki?

who asked

>whey is just food
>see meal preparation of body builders in my yt rec
>everything is kidney stone overload

who cares

no one asked

I'm the guy who asked and cared

Despite the fact that Malaysia is a larger and more strategically important country when it comes to countering the PRC in the South China Sea, the US ... has chosen to favor Singapore diplomatically and arm it with latest equipment like F-35 and HIMARS and give them basing rights in Guam. While Malaysia's armed forces facing budgetary constraints. Yet US only provides token assistance to Malaysia such as donating maritime surveillance radar, coast guard ship and MPAs. Just because Malaysia in the past adopted a principled neutral stance and refuse to support illegal US war in Iraq, Israeli genocide in Gaza and condemn Russian war in Ukraine.

Ironically, Singapore are nothing but a Chinese bitch. Just another Chinese province. Don't agree? Just look at who in charge of Singapore Armed Forces.

No one cares samefag

who (the fuck) asked?

>>212295660
Fuck the Philippines. Island boy. All you do is karaoke, which explains why ur shit country is more backward than Malaysia despite having higher GDP 50 years ago

who (the fuck) cares?

even pajeets dont want to invade the failpigs

that's how shit pinoy men are

>>212295659
Hoahm, youre malay thats the problem, the same with indog. Both deemed unreliable by us.

>>212295934
Me on the left

Im gonna calculate the monthly payment of 10 people for the 1st time today guys. Pray for me

>>212296221
Use excel and you can calculate 10000 numbers in a flash

You're pretty much obsessed to the Indians as a **nkey

>>212293506
uncanny

you can't just bump the thread with girl's tiktok videos

>>212295627
Death Stranding is Stellar Blade now?

What are you having for lunch guys?
It's my colleague's birthday today so we ordered pizza

>>212297503
before work i had a single hashbrown
i took a break early to eat a chicken wrap, i can't focus when i'm hungry

erhmm guys

>>212297530
Are you fasting or something?
Have you eaten a full meal now?

No one actually cares but the flags different from you though doe

>>212297567
no, i'm just too lazy to cook
the wrap was 500 cal, red bull about 200 cal

why Philippines wants to claim Sabah but doesn't want to claim Palauh that came from Tawi-tawi island?

>>212275005
not that costly, about 20 million idr for 2 weeks all in.
1st trip winter, mostly shrine like fushimi inari and bamboo forest in kyoto like everyone suggest. cycling in kamogawa river. and then shirakawa go my 1st snow. last tokyo.

2nd trip autumn. chilling in kyoto, just roaming around. nara. kobe. onomichi. hiroshima.

every island here is OURS
we just let you have it

>>212297657
Pala'uh (from the word Pelaut (Seafarer)) or in English: Sea Gypsy.
Exhibit number 2: https://youtu.be/MT43iS81d7c?si=Tm88ozk4QF9zwelY
Fun fact: They'll throw tantrum by throwing rocks and spitting if you don't give them money for their glue sniffing addiction.

ARROWHEADS

looks uncanny
something about her face o algo

i don't know which post you're referring to because you don't reply

Bangga jadi Chinese

Is he right?

>>212298186
no.

t. 34 year old kissles virgin. never actively tried getting into a relationship.

Eh wtf just seen a new humiliation ritual. People having a meeting at fucking coffvfe bean (some kind of starbucks) in the middle of the mall right in front of all people going in and around the mall. Like wtf?

>poor people projecting their insecurity onto others
kek I bet you can't talk in front of 20 strangers without stammering

>>212298282
Don't they have a meeting room or something?
Big warung Padang restaurants often have meeting rooms they can use for meeting lunch

What's the best ASEAN country to go if you're an indog searching for jobs abroad?

Malaysia of course
>serumpun
>somewhat understandable language

>>212297856
>men invent funny kultur
>other men joined in and kultur becomes more and more funnier each days with invention here and there
>kultur becomes popular among men and eventually women learn about kultur existence because 'men like it'
>women comes and appropriate the kultur
>kultur becomes bland and not funny anymore

>>212298394
Malaysia or brunei maybe as you don't need to learn new language
Australia if you want somewhat close and already proficient in enggres

>>212298355
I dont know, i mean there are a lot of venue available with private room. Nigga just collect 6btable each with 4 chair, a projector, a screen and a portable soundspeaker and call it a day. Versatile, but really has no merit

Their money their rules chud

>>212298282
My office sometimes have meeting in the bar. With beer buckets and shiets.

>>212298282
>Eh wtf just seen a new humiliation ritual. People having a meeting at fucking coffvfe bean (some kind of starbucks) in the middle of the mall right in front of all people going in and around the mall. Like wtf?

i tried that cottage cheese that keeps going out of stock almost instantly, it's mid. i like the cheaper one better

>>212298282
Dua kemungkinan:
1. Mereka adalah gen x botak buncit tuwir yang pada begayaan kaya anak muda, meeting di coffeeshop di mall
2. Mereka adalah anak muda millenial fomo yang pada begayaan soal 'ideal life' kaya di tiktod tiktod, biasanya dari latar belakang keluarga yg rumahnya di gang

>>212297856
ARROWHEADS, ARROWHEADS, ARROWHEADS, ARROWHEADS

You don't look like that

the trinity of suku indog
batak-cinak-jawak

big three of indog
batak-cinak-jawak

indog kerjaannya komentarin orang aja, kepo amat sih kaya emak2 ngegosip pinggir jalan.
apa aja dikomentarin emang ga punya kerjaan lain yak

>>212298850
acong acong acong
sitorus sitorus sitorus
si joko si joko si joko
tiga sahabat

learn mandarin

>>212295763
how do i get a gf like this

lampang on air
https://radio.garden/listen/hitzfm-exclusive-102-25/AuIeFtUI

>>212299027
>Paid ONLINE meeting
Chinese really are Jews of this country, huh. Mr. Lim = Mr. Goldberg

batakjeets need to be made fun of

>>212299103
Learn from the best
Maybe we jawirs should learn from the jews too

when will tacks stop eating dog?

>>212299072
https://files.catbox.moe/syvraq.webm

>>212298909
these people are too powerful that make the rest seethe.

jawak represents jawak island
batak represents sumatra island
cinak represents successful indogs

>>212299027
>limantara
>limbunang
tebak marga cinanya apa

Let me guess… somehow you need more.

>>212298282
I've done that in 2012 with friends group study tho. yes, it was starbucks when it was RM15 for venti.

>>212297712
>They'll throw tantrum by throwing rocks and spitting if you don't give them money for their glue sniffing addiction.

Just like filipino men?

>>212298394
Do Indonesians ever consider the Philippines when looking for jobs the same way Pinoys go to Indonesia to become maids? I would imagine Indonesians are aware of our shitty job market and dogshit work culture here.

>>212298518
Kek it do be like that

>>212299275
Insulation status?

>>212299275
i need hollow blocks and at least concrete posts

>>212299414
None whatsoever. I swear I always see shit poorly insulated here.

>>212299367
do they really?

what if the philippines remained a territory of America?

LRT would've been completed 30 years ago with Chicago style railways

Abortion and contraceptives will be legal. With the islands peak around 10 million people only.

No filipino will immigrate to its neighbors and cause crime.

Living standards will improve and the rest of SEA will see us as a progressive bastion.

Would you rather have all the above if it means you can't vote?

On that Indon AI discord dump server, what's the reason of my b&? I thought we're brothers? I meant no harm, I just want to goon and coom like you guys.

discord is for trannies and predators

>Go down a rabbit hole of seeing video after video of life North Korea
>North Korea literally looks 100x better than Manila
>Theres no trash, or highways filled with cheap toyota's
>Even the rural areas look comfier
We should have honestly just let the commies win(real commies not the CIA sponsored ones petitioning for gaysex). We are literally the west's biggest supporters and we have nothing to show for it.

>>212299633
>>212299804
The duality of a filipinos

>>212299150
Looks 12
>>212299253
Sama-sama Lim gitu

>>212299633
>>212299804
The duality of filipinos

>>212298394
Dunno why but lately many indog engineers I know are working in thailand, more than half of my indo colleague who are expat actually

>>212299404
>Pinoys go to Indonesia to become maids
I've never seen pinay maids here
The only flip diaspora I saw was a university student who was really good at CS 1.6

>>212300033
Because it's a bait used by the same guy who brags about fucking his non-existent maid

eggs

isn't "chandra" an indian name? which ethnicity in indonesia frequently use the name and associated with it?

>Thailand with another coup
How long until TOTAL PASSPORTBRO DEATH?

QRD Thaibros?

>>212278391
YUM!

why do SEA politicians use Facebook like their personal blog

>>212300291
So will Thai junta invade Cambodia now?

>>212300081
Amish looks like THAT?

good night gan

I cant relate to most anime now

Listen to Fontaines DC.

>>212300619
nighty night

Anwar and his retarded followers believe he will return Malaysia to the prominence it enjoyed in the 1990s, but in reality, he is setting the country up for collapse/civil war or subjugation by foreign countries. Malaysia will not survive the end of the decade

worst race on earth almost as bad as indians

>>212301012
So dramatic.

>>212301032
sorry ._.

indians have jobs

hey bros I just got back from a trip to Thailand, it was pretty great.

My highlight of the trip was deciding not to take the van at the mall back to Khaosan with everyone else and just walk back for a couple hours. I took picrel during that time :)

now that i think about it fully westernized middle class indians are fairly human compared to the faggots who fucking send money to whores on line and make 5000 posts every day on /vt/ and are immense faggots

>>212301360
my ancestors :)

>>212300384
You can answer it yourself, tourist **nkey

>>212300430
Highly doubt it, yellow shirts are dumb. If you look at the protest it was all old fucks.

>>212301360
It's depressing how behind the Philippines is compared to Thailand.

>>212300384
we use twitter

>>212301471
Passport bros are going to ph now though. They got priced out of thailand.

>>212301469
What's the point of Hun Sen to release the recording? It seems like burning your own ally.

>>212301471
it really is, walking around Bangkok made me think how boringly metropolitan Makati is

>>212301578
Nah, the local governments immediately sense when they're getting an influx of passport bros and immediately implement sneaky ways of milking foreigner money through ordinances and shit.

>>212301609
This is what I heard from the grapevine,

Someone on thai side leaked the minutes first, PM got backed into the corner then said he was unprofessional, which just made him release the full audio.

It messy on both sides, but thais are pissed cause the PM called him uncle, which to me seems like it okay to do because don’t we call older people in asian society uncle?

It just retarded in my opinion.

>>212301360
>walk back for a couple hours
Is it safe

>>212301012
>Anwar
isn't this guy a sodom connoisseur? I remember reading his gayness story on our national news once

>>212301865
while I saw no other foreigners where I walked it didn't feel dangerous, at least for me

>>212301977
Damn. That pathway looks nice. Why can't we do the same here? It doesn't even have to be cobblestoned.

>>212302188
yeah our city planning is a pile of dog shit

>>212302414
SEA would be 2000% more soulful if only it's tards can do proper waste disposal.

IT'S UP!!! the national anthem of ASEAN
https://youtu.be/OO85HBQ16tg
https://youtu.be/OO85HBQ16tg

those tards are richer than you

>>212301012
Yes....YES......

>>212299633
I can never understand the stubborn independence seeking of ex colonies...they have nothing to gain to leave from their former master...only to prove a point.

>>212303584
not everything is about money.
>those tards are richer than you
doubt it

Anyone wanna have fun

I'm in Penang

Please

i aint flyin to malaysia just for you nigga

I downloaded Crystal of Atlan and its full of pinoys. Are we the reason why mobile MMOs keep dying?

Any indons here trust their fellow indons on shopee? I feel like I'm going to get scammed if I buy from indon shopee sellers with no reviews.

>>212302414
>Thailand has the same fucked up power lines as us
kek
When will SEA solve this problem?

>>212304858
no review no buy. or at least look if the seller have a lot of reviews on their other products or not.

>>212305041
>no review no buy
Then how do new sellers sell their wares?

thats not scaramouche

>>212304858
Many scammers yes
I've bought something and they sent different pos
They're utilise newb buyers who don't usually make unboxing video and won't complain for $3 stuff

galileo

>>212305360
Gay

May tumawag po sa akin gamit ang number 0930 166 0961. Sabi niya, gun for hire daw siya at may nagpapapatay daw sa akin. Ang sabi pa niya, nakapag-down payment na raw yung nag-utos kaya kailangan ko raw makipag-cooperate.

Gusto ko lang po itanong kung may iba na rin bang naka-experience ng ganitong tawag o kung kilala niyo itong number na ito? Gusto ko lang po sana ng peace of mind kung scam lang ba talaga ito.

Figaro

let me go

weather was not so nice but overall it was nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAAt-qVxCjc

huh wat u mean?

june

Are the most attractive SEA better-looking than the most attractive EA?

bobcut

>>212299804
Are you starting to realize that the Local businessmen are the problem?

thats not scaramouche

I started praying 5 times a day again

>>212306241
Gay

inshallah ayen

>>212306023
thai girls lean too hard into the sticc aesthetic, i don't like it

flipx look like this btw

>>212306275
Hamdallah
Hijabi wife for you

do white men get the best filipinas?

stfu jeet

>>212306338
She will get darker when she grows up

Faggot made an early OP again

new/baru/bago
>>212306512
>>212306512
>>212306512

wat u talmbout nigga?

>>212306580
KYS

i didnt put in kiss your sister this time tho

>Faggot made an early OP again
>new/baru/bago
>KYS

im not a kot thoughever

also thats not scaramouche

>>212306309
That's a nigga

>300
>>212306512
>>212306512
>>212306512

>>212306275
is your gf hijaber

kontolodon

i dont think hijabis engage in premarital sex thoughbeit

cmon

Atas tudung
Bawah warung

tung tung tung tung tung sahur

>>212306872
Dah maghrib la

english ngga

>>212306824
Someone post that video

LAST
>>212306512
>>212306512
>>212306512

>>212306562
What pheno is this?

>>212307273
Looks sundal

This feels like it's /v4/ over again honestly

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