rorke edition

Why did he lie about The Guardian giving every Glasto set 5/5? Why does he even browse The Guardian?

oh wow i right fucked it linking my thread KEK

wasted hours today seething about people at work

Well leftypol?

this guy went crazy

i'm shocked to see this

>>212277440
Leftypol here. Make his last few days a living hell. Problem, rorke?

RUN IT BACK

>Why did he lie about The Guardian giving every Glasto set 5/5? Why does he even browse The Guardian?

>>212277440
He was already in prison for other rapes
they're just clearing cases off the books

>>212277440
Yeah because there have never been any white murderers.... like Wayne Couzens.... or Kyle Clifford.... or the guy who killed Jo Cox

Guardianbros, someone went on the internet and told lies about us I'm literally shaking

finally someone has the BOLLOCKS to say it

>>212277501
Fully Ukrainian, sir.

>>212277569
finally someone who SAYS IT LIKE IT IS amirite boyyzzz

time for white MPs to vote for more euthanasia and money for israel

>>212277547
They all had mental elves

>>212277577
Time for you to email your MP to make him do it. You won't.

Gay Porn.

>5pm
>still 33

FUCK OFF ALREADY
IT'S NOT LUNCHTIME ANYMORE

Can I nut on all her family???

>>212277592
My MP is asian, like me

>>212277569
something the mainstream meteor would never tell you

imagine moving your entire shitskin family to the UK in the year 2025 for a "better life"
embarrassing

>>212277605
simmer down diego
lose some weight

Please

me and the lad

Fridge suffering

Chicago Town doughy pizza is defrosting as we speak

>>212277616
its the benefits

>>212277605
I bet the wogs are loving it

>>212277616
And it's working God bless Kier Stammer

>5pm
>still 29

LOVE IT

Poopoo Assdoodoo as Professor (Sn)Ape

I am ok.

>>212277638

>>212277638
Why is that an AI photo

>>212277638
Mad how you didn't notice the ai before you posted this
Stupid thick yank twat

>>212277605
Yes we are aware of the weather. Stop using this as a social media platform you friendless bore.

Quints and Britain will be 99+% white in 2050

>Nonceton

>>212277673
>>212277605
it's 8am
quit your bitchin

just stop talking about things happening in the country and to people in the country please we are all very aware already

>>212277753

>>212277698
It is a real photo but using a dogshit upscaling algorithm. Looks like DALL-E (the one extensively used by a certain individual in here when he's upset).

>>212277771
literally every single post of someone posting a screenshot of the weather is followed by a yank trying to act hard because arizona or some other shit hole is hotter jesus you people are insufferable

>>212277673
Not a fan of Nonceton, too many nonces there

rorke harping on for an alternative to reform uk
rorke refusing to vote for advance uk because ben habib isn't english enough for his liking

>>212277611
you arent asian you are a generic brownoid

Eyelids.

>>212277816
ktim

/brit/boys pov when escaping the brown biomass invasion back home and landing in ausland for the first time

>>212277773
>>212277807
Sensitive mong who NEEDS to get a life outside of 4chan right now.

>>212277821
you got me and my MP is also a generic brownoid

Her farts are absolutely vile.

Free me then.

>>212277841
australia is fooking craz

taking a break from spamming /britfeel/ with gimmicks and dolly drama, king?

How's the job market at the moment lads? I need a job. Should I just spam job applications to any job?

feeling a strong sagittarius vibe itt

>>212277807
I don't live in a shithole. I live in california

off out to the post office to get my new gay card

>>212277865
freak incel creep

pack them in

pack them all in

>yeah but it's a DRY heat

>>212277871
How do you know it happened in Australia?

>>212277882
nonexistent, AI and overpopulation have eaten up a lot of jobs, good luck out there mate

>>212277890
lol
lmao
rofl

do you guys like chink gambling simulators

I am an Englishman in new york.

lesbians: NO PRIDE IN GENOCIDE! DYKES AGAINST DEPORTATION! PROTECT TRANS KIDS!

gay guys: if you're under 7 inches do NOT say hung

>>212277891
you can do it online now

gov.uk/gay-card

She's right. The UK Government is in violation of Spanish law and must stop right now.

>>212277890
SCREAMING

leftypol applying for his provisional gay card

Haha.

Fellas, I accidentally got a girlfriend and I don't particularly want one. She's always texting me about her knitting and that.
Nightmare.

>>212277929
Can you post a better image such as English characters in genres we remotely care about, like Cammy and that
I believe in you

>>212277938
oh they even supply it in sticky form to stop people from dropping it on the floor, fancy

>>212277816
how can you trust someone who’s not english

damn daniel

>>212278004
how old is she?

>spanish law

>>212277547
But this guy wouldnt have been here without immigration

>I don't live in a shithole. I live in california

https://youtu.be/bM3T1Xrf6JM?si=UaJow_DxVPOXtZDJ

>>212277960
don't think this creature knows how countries work

Rorke.................................................just get a job

>>212278026
24 years for jail is pretty harsh ngl

I believe the California post was a joke

>>212277929
i like blue archive

>>212278037
And none of the other criminals would have been here if this island was uninhabited. You utter retard.

>>212278038
I live in a shit hole called Chicago. Chicago is like northern England but worse

Can I be him?

>>212278026
So that's 12 and 8 on good behaviour

joyless snide cretins the lot of you

>>212277960
Now let's see how Afghan law treats poofs like him

almost 9 am and only 25c here!

>Floria law

>>212278027
27.
Only ever had like 1 boyf before though.

vaxxed

>>212278064
she’s not actually english though

The worst part about Chicago is that at night all cta trains are filled with drunk retards and that everyone smells like booze and vomit

12 and 8 is perfect for a cock

have a feeling i was touched as a kid and don’t remember it

it's funny when random nutcases online who have never been to california and will never visit california get upset over california lol

>>212278119
is it not all the blacks?

they took this from me

>>212278084
Why do we come here eh

>>212278106
>52 unforced errors
send him home

mikeynomics is obviously a fan favourite but mikey saying he only ever talked about the weather in Kelvin was my personal highlight (30 degrees Celsius is 303.15K, you just add 273.15 to any Celsius)

>>212278149
sad cunt

>>212278026
lingling wilin out LOL

I wish she’d shit in my mouth.

i cant get this back

>>212278155
Celtic !

yer hayeks, yer marxs, yer mikeys, yer smiths, etc etc

>>212278084
not me
I'm happy

>>212278155
we live in the ruins of a lost civilisation
that world will never exist again

>Stephen Ireland, founder of Pride in Surrey, has been sentenced to a 30 year custodial sentence for multiple child sex offences including the rape of a 12 year old boy
/eire/ isn't sending their best

I'm leg disabled

mother doesn't know somersby got alcohol in it so I can drink my can without judgement

>>212278217
Not my finger nail.

>>212278214
Used to play for City

>>212278211
not me but UK is really like that

>>212278214
probably met on grindr innit

>>212278238
Shade of colour blue.

>>212278155
>>212278211
TAKE ME BACK

>>212278263
never had that shit here

Mad how Primark are actually pretty okay quality and 1/4 the price of other clothing brands

>>212278263
I remember it used to leave a red mark around your mouth after drinking it

>I don't live in a shithole. I live in california

>>212278149
Not really blacks in Chicago are getting kicked out sadly it's now Arabs and Russians who are in south side

Getting far more fanny by feminising myself and putting on fancy clothes and jewellery and being classy around women. Used to do the boisterous laddish act but it never got me anywhere. Is this what women want nowadays? A boyfriend that’s essentially a woman with a cock she can use for pleasure?

>>212278155
>>212278211
It still exists, they just rebadged it Ashfield. Same exact shite (brewed by Tennants as before)

>>212278282
innit
their socks are horrible thoughbeit

>>212278294
Same. I pretend to be LGBT and go to progressive bars and bitches are all over me.

>>212278266
ktimmy

>>212277905
Rorke will be pleased. "Italians out, Indians in" is his guiding philosophy.

>>212278069
>ad absurdum
Nice one leftypol!

>>212278303
it's about tesco in general
they took it away from us with brexit

>>212278294
yeah modern woman are scared of masculinity and want inoffensive "gay best friend" manginas to hold their handbags

Alright, man.

I should move to Chicago

>>212278294
it's because every guy does that and does it better than you, so what you're doing is novelty to them

>>212278072
Deep pan pizza though

>>212278294

Chicago is such a great city you have
>Abandoned warehouses and factories on the west side
>Gentrification

Don't buy clothes because I'm not a woman

genuinely astounded how the freaks at glastonbury just cannot help but obsess over politics in what is supposed to be a weekend of entertainment. howling

Still me though?

>>212278026
When you think about it he's only getting about 5 months for each rape he committed. Doesn't seem like justice to me.

>>212278362
we call it keesh here

the alpha chads of /brit/ bemoaning their lack of status

>>212278037
If the government should kick out all blacks because some are criminals, I guess they also should kick out all whites because some are criminals

Might move to China.

>>212278371
aka timmy x

The Ukrainian is my biological father.

>>212278385
and you're obsessing about glastonbury in what is supposed to be a day you learn how to tie a noose
>>212278403
why

>>212278371
More of a sigma male myself

Don't know about you lads but I find people dying from cancer to be very funny

>>212278371
the golden retriever boyfriend in question

>>212278311
Yeah their sock are shit, but spending more than £10 on clothes which only a small handful of people will ever see seems silly to me

Wonder what it’s like for liberal Californians reading ChatGPT responses. It’s so cringe and forced and Yanky to me I want to gouge my eyes out with a spoon. I’ve even had to put it in settings to respond in a “dy, masculine, british tone with no sentimentalism”

All English match coming up at Wimbledon soon

;D

>>212278350
DOESANYONE WANTTO COMEOVER TO MY HOUSE
OH I FORGIT YOU CANT
YOUC CANT COME TO MY HOUSE BECAUSE NOBODY CAN EVER COME TO MY HOUSE – BECAUSE I LIVE IN A MIDDLE PLACE BETWEEN WORLDS....AND TIME!

– oh just kidding guys, i live in the ol city of chicago! MEmemeMEMEME

>>212278385
it's always been political you mongoloid

>>212278377
just walk around naked do you

>>212278442
looool Deegsy strikes again.

rolling back the years
(Years, years) holding back the tears
(Tears, tears) rolling back the years
(Years, years) the years I've seen before
Tears, tears
Years, years
Tears, tears
Years, years
Tears, tears
Years, years
Tears, tears
Years, years
Tears, tears
Years, years
Tears, tears

their sock are shit

>>212278471
timmy's crush

Temperature is going down to 16C in my area tomorrow lads

>>212278471
hope someone paralyses her below the neck

did the frogposter who has no witness to his existence spam some dogshit lyrics

Enjoying the tennis
fully suited at that
They must be boiling

>>212278460
the importance of good quality socks is comfort and health not appearances ffs

>>212278400
>arrives 40years ago
>commits crimes
>Well we cant send him home can we?>because crime already happens!

You really are a disingenuous little weasel

>>212278460
Mong post of the day
>>212278528
Good post

I was looking at my old notes for creative writing and Jesus they were bad

>Centurai region
>One planet colonized by American soldiers and research personnel
>One planet in Russia colonized by prisoners and soldiers
>When earth has its great war
>The Russian planet is united by a war cult based on Stalin
>The American planet is struggling because they live in a desert

>>212278526
Sir Gareth Southgate
Sir David Robert Joseph Beckham

>>212278414
you get no fanny mate you sit in here and talk about imaginary men shagging all day

simon bird and rowan atkinson look extremely jewish but they are pure english, how?

>If the government should kick out all blacks because some are criminals, I guess they also should kick out all whites because some are criminals

>>212278385
I guess you don't know much about Glasto then
>In 1981, Michael Eavis took back sole control of the festival, and it was organised in conjunction with the Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament (CND).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glastonbury_Festival

I've seen people who try to be "golden retriever boyfriends" and they are consistently the most obnoxious batties about. Not saying you shouldn't be supportive and positive and all that, but seeing men in their 20s behave with the mannerisms of an ADHD 6 year old is just bizzare. have some self-respect for crying out loud.

>Mingge

>>212278561
swarthy jute genes

>>212278526
probably linen init

>>212278560
i shag katy

>>212278569
wtf

>>212278385
It's always been politics rubbish every music festival is hippie nonsense

>>212278592
get a life

>>212278282
Bloody love Primani myself

can't believe that ofcom will shut us down in two weeks

Always found bounty bars to be a good mong litmus test

Never met a man of intellect who doesn't like a bounty

>>212278561
Having big noses and curly black hair isn't an exclusive trait of Jewish people, you know

>>212278385

Japanese people call non-Japs gaijin.
Gypsies call non-gypsy people gadje.
Why do they have almost the same word????
Do gypsies come from Japan?

>>212278474
My sister acts like this and is currently a 27 year old virgin, no joke.

Dr House injected himself with rat poison

>>212278561
Contact their agents and ask them. You won't.

>>212278592
Sup crodeep xx

>>212278640
but they look jewish, there’s something very jewish about them. my dad is swarthy and has black hair (half welsh half english) but he still looks white unlike those two

>>212278635
Well said. Liquorice is another. Even a man that does not like the taste, if an intellectual, can appreciate why someone might. Mongs just go ewww yucky and run away

in the united states we have bounties except with almonds added

Amish people call non-Amish people Englishman.
Even if you are not English that is their word for you as a non-Amish person.

>>212278672
ummm could you give her number?

>>212278700
So a pygmy from the Congo is an Englishman to them? It is to poo barmer but that’s besides the point. Or do they only mean it for Anglos? How would they see Irish/Scottish people. Are they English or not?

>>212278689
You’re so retarded heathermongo

Amish people speak German but it's not really normal German. It's a certain dialect that is not really spoken in Germany anymore.

>>212278592
schoolgirls?

>>212278688
sup crodie
had summat jollof rice today, it was peng

Lads, where are we meeting up when we are finally shut down?

fags are really larping as roadman or whatever brits call nigs on 4chan using their slang

>>212278783
your house

>>212278725
Anyone who is not Amish is called an Englishman. That is the Amish nomenclature.

Shieeeet lil Becky Buttons getting violated harshly by Abdullah's cronem
Boyfriend Adam thinks she's at work at the preschool

You haven't had real liquorice

>UK porn sites that have publicly agreed to age checks from July 25th 2025
PornHub
BoyfriendTV
Cam4
FrolicMe
inxxx
Jerkmate
LiveHDCams
MyDirtyHobby
RedTube
Streamate
Stripchat
Tube8
YouPorn
(This is not an exhaustive list of all the sites that have to comply; others are not happy to be named at this stage)

>Britain's porn crackdown: Ofcom reveals the full list of adult sites you'll have to prove you're over-18 to access from next month

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-14849353/Britains-porn-crackdown-Ofcom-list-adult-sites-18.html

Ofcom's seven suggested strategies are photo-ID matching, facial age estimation, mobile-network operator (MNO) age checks, credit card checks, email-based age estimation, digital identity services and open banking.

Open banking works by accessing the information a bank has on record regarding a user's age, while photo-ID matching involves uploading a verified photo-ID document, like a PDF of a passport of driving licence.

Because you must be 18 to get a credit card in the UK, credit card checks are also listed as 'highly effective', as are email-based age estimations, which estimate your age based on other services where you've provided your email address.

>>212278773
Sup crodeep how da senpai
>>212278688
Sup crodie, u gud?

>>212278813
melanin receptors going brazy x

>>212278803
it’s two deeply deranged incels with an interracial fetish
they pretend to be black and talk to each other in patois and MLE and ebonics
traditional interracial cuck spam doesn’t get them hard anymore so they move on to increasingly deranged and child adjacent content
janny does nothing

>>212278833
i also need to do this for grindr of all things
fucked up.

ruins your scene

>>212278469
If you use "AI" to do anything at all, you are a literal subhuman.

>>212278833
Chaturbate?

it's weird how he doesn't realize how embarrassing this is

>>212278649
Hello Catyank.
>Do gypsies come from Japan?
I don't think so. Sometimes you get words with different origins, but they coincidentally are similar words.

Becky B went to Holiday Inn off the A10 where Abdullah and his small boat sidekicks are cotching on Timmy's dime

This post is off-topic.
Trolling outside of /b/.
This post is extremely low quality.
Spamming/flooding.

I heard you want your country back?

>>212278925
shut the fuck up

>>212278855
Her melanin receptors are fizzing like when a Skips crisp hit your tongue x

>>212278858
Nothing to worry about at this stage. They'll probably end up offing themselves when 4chan is banned and porn ID-checks come into force, which will start next month.

>>212278945
LOL thats on foenem

>>212278925
All the white women in this clip were soakin x

>>212277743
But this is a social media platform for friendless bores

>>212278672
i'll shag her for you lad. might pipe the quirks out of her. Doing you a favour, really.

>>212278833
>BoyfriendTV
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>212278997
demonic puke

Katy's slit gushing over onyx batons in the Premier Inn migrant hotel. Timmy's taxes paying for it x

your honour, her hymen snapped

in the big bang theory, the indian lad is the only one who doesn't end up getting a gf

Timmy and Pang Pang couple's taxes paying for thousands of small boat cronem to live at da Holiday Inn and vigorously violate m3s

toil has hired a yank called tucker
shall not be able to take him seriously

>>212279053
Heard you want it back xx

>>>/bant/22880986

>>212279053
How is this related to British culture?

>>212279090
Did I click it?

>>212279070
So? He can just get an arranged marriage like they all do. Indians never have to worry about that shit. I'M JEALOUS. I'M SO FUCKING JEALOUS OF IT.

>>212279077
vigorously yeah? mmhmm hymendem stand no chance xx

Sick as a dog with a cold right smack dab in the middle of summer.

>>212279070
why don't his parents get him a wife?
bit of a plothole

>>212279077
fyi, janny and/or moderator, when you read this post, "m3" is code for 16 minus 3 = 13 years old

>>212279070
The subtext is that he's batty

>>212279070
Accurate.

Incel groups online are always revealed to be majority non-white.

skinny yet fat nonetheless
fatskinny if you will

>>212279146
man flu

>>212279112
nu uh you cant have that xx

The strenuous use of ‘Hellfire red’ is just hilarious

So Quentin is Belgiumnonce?

>>212279170
Skinny fat you bastard.

>>212279180

1 month until he takes your 4chan and your porn away.

>>212279180
how is mid 30s not hellfire temperatures?

>>212279180
mfw i'm in a bright yellow area

Greta was right all along.

>>212279205
mad how scandinavia is basically a big knob hanging over the top of europe

>>212279221
You just don't get it to you?

>>212279194
>uploaded 23 minutes ago
advertising

>>212279205
>>212279180
It's all nudge unit bollocks.

Remember a couple years ago when they were calling for heatwaves to be given names like hurricanes are to help "condition" the public into taking them seriously?

>>212278925
Leftypol nodding his head and clapping his hands

wimby slampig

>>212279194
Um…

sir keir starmer

>>212279210
St. Keir
drove off all the porn from the british isles

>>212279180
Apparently it was up to 39 in Bordeaux today, that's pretty warm

>>212279205
Graphics on the left definitely don't look like 1986

>>212279210
reminds me of the kind of fat weak man you see getting pegged on porn videos

>ITV suspended the filming of new game show You Bet! after a car fire caused havoc on set, MailOnline can reveal.
>Host Stephen Mulhern, 48, was shooting a special Emmerdale segment of the returning hit series in Yorkshire when two fire engines were called out after a vehicle burst into flames. Mulhern and a young male runner were safety escorted from his state-of-the-art Black Diamond artiste trailer.
We at /brit/ hope he is ok

>>212279180
getting upset by the colours now are you? fucking sad cunt, get a grip

tek dat tek dat x

>>212279210
The VPN subscription will be purchased

>>212279194
yes
https://youtu.be/CLHf4RF2IHo?t=322

Maybe Rorke should just accept that climate change is indeed real

>>212279269
the very term 'heatwave' should not be used during summer months. utter retarded nonsense.

imagine
>oh its a coldwave in december!

>>212279070
?
Ginger girl was fittest imo

Zeidbelg unmasked

>>212279180

>>212279285
>slampig
To someone else. Not you though, ever.
You are only allowed to refer to her as 'woman I saw on telly'. Now you will send the image to your long-suffering mum and tell her that she is your girlfriend.

>>212279327
this is 100% heathermong

>>212279320
When Labour were in opposition they suggested banning VPNs to ensure the Online Safety Act cannot be circumvented. I think they will attempt to actually enforce this in the next couple years.

>Labour has urged the government to consider a crackdown on Virtual Private Networks (VPNs) amid concerns that children and teenagers could use them to circumvent age restrictions.

>An amendment to the government's Online Safety Bill proposed by MP Sarah Champion on Monday would require telecoms regulator Ofcom to examine whether VPNs are undermining the enforcement of internet regulations.

>A VPN is an encrypted connection to the internet that masks a person's location and identity from the websites they are accessing, by routing their data via another computer.

>They are commonly used to bypass regional locks on content, by people working remotely who need to access their employer's networks, and by those concerned about their privacy.

>But speaking in a Commons debate on Monday Ms Champion said she was worried children could use VPNs to bypass new age verification controls included in the government's bill.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/vpns-online-safety-bill-labour-champion-b2239810.html

>>212279337
that hominid on the left belongs in the museum

>>212279337
Young Kamala, Putin, and Harry Potter?

>>212279210
It was Dishy Rishi who put that bill through though.

>>212279308
lot of young male runners in the entertainment industry it seems

working under men such as Huw Edwards and Philip Schofield. All above board, you understand.

>>212279308
>You Bet!
fucking hell they aren't bringing this SHITE back?

watching mia malkova jav videos and they slurp her up all the time lmao

>>212279327
LOL he must be posting here

>>212277440
Clearly innocent

The scrandemic

>>212279393
Labour wholeheartedly supported it in opposition, and in fact said it should be even harsher (such as you can see here: >>212279364)

lads whats going on here
>>212279327

>>212279308
They brought You Bet back? LMAO

>>212279428
Also known as rorke

>>212279428
pretty measly portion

especially for greggs

>>212279472
>>212279472
>>212279472

want to rip my mothers head off and shit on her headless corpse when she keeps moving my shite around and losing it

>>212279428
Apply.

>>212279402
Watch her debut video under the name Madison Swan (Amateur Allure). That is her genuine, real-life mum watching her suck a bloke off and swallow his cum.

>>212279438
pure satire

>>212278400
Is it in our interest to import a more violent population than our own?

>>212279337
oim arry potta

>>212279503
Are you going to hang yourself when porn ID checks come in next month?

>>212277440
Did he come over on the Windrush to build this country? Also what is it with young blacks wanting to rape elderly white women?

>>212279541
Nope as I've outgrown watching porn but retain some knowledge about it.

>>212279308
>Stephen Mulhern
gets a lot of work he does

>>212278400
Well yeah
they have their own countries of origin kupo, where would the native brits go?
yep.
thought so
i win
get owned.
scrub.

phwew. bit hot isn't it lads

Sir Keir Starmer
Sir Self Harmer

why are the shut-in frogposters so upset about having to have ID?
this constant need to feel the victims is bizarre and, dare I say, often seen in blacks and bindippers

>>212279327
wtf

how do I know if my foot is wide

>>212277960
Is Spain going to arrest Britain?

>>212279641
isn't that something a zogbot goycattle slave would say?

the japanese do be licking and slurping on white skin extra in the videos it is known

>>212278072
What do you know about northern England?

do i have to make the new yet again

Sigh.