Thread 212281402

heinz baked beans edition

pottery class booked with the trans ex-colleague

>>212281402 (OP)
another jf thread

The body exchanges over the last few months indicate a K/D ratio of 89:1 in Russia's favor.
This also would be consistent with Russia's battlefield tactics. Russian soldiers are pushing forward in groups of only three soldiers at a time to minimize casualties from drones. It's a slow, methodical, and inexorable grinding down of Ukraine's forces. They pretty much have total control over the battlefield.

phew it's a bit hot isn't it lads. bad day to be a bottle of moretti

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Well that's my plans for a wank ruined

things would have gone differently if he was at that concert
that bob vylan groid would have been put in his place real quick

>>212281366
they aren't a cover band they just do some covers
I meant cover band like tribute act
a band who covers body count
anyway

>>212281402 (OP)
Dare I ask where this pic is from?

>>212281457
"Nothing Ever Happens" bros in SHAMBLES.

>>212281455
dangerous day to be an ice lolly small enough to fit up my arse

got a 30 day ban for literally nothing

glad someone once mentioned that 4chan gay thing for, um, reasons....

>>212281457
wait did this just happen lol?

>>212281457
What sites that then

where's quentinpaedo?

listening to video game and anime OSTs in the smelly childhood bedroom

Porn should be banned

>>212281498
corr what's his name?

>>212281487
pmvhaven, I'll never be able to wank to funky beats with tits ever again

I mean it does make sense

>>212281518
Jeffrey

>>212281437
I'm english and it's british culture leave me alone
>>212281466
the who sell out

>>212281513
and its producers should be executed

>>212281498
imagine if she farted really hard that dress tail would go fllpflpffhh into the wind ha ha

>>212281443
brutal

>>212281523
why they at risk? abos been bumming them to death?

>>212281532
they're soft on immigration because it makes the right people a lot of money
that's it, it's not deep

>>212281532
Nearly as stupid as the "Starmer is more based than the Tories and will stop immigration!" meme from before the election.

>>212281443
yeah but you're fat

lol at some south african guy on the news going "I'm used to the heat but this is something else" down at Wimbledon today kek

If they ban porn how am I gonna wank myself silly to interracial?

>>212281527
Never heard of it. Bit concerning, I thought it was just the big mainstream sites

>>212281527
yet hypnotube is still up

The Game.

>>212281503
I don't think it's him
idk maybe but I remember seeing that quintin pop up on twitter years ago and it doesn't strike me as someone who could devolve into heathermong but I think he did have a mental breakdown so who knows honestly

>>212281575
maybe he should fuck off back home then

got my kik account banned and noticed its asking for age verification when i went to make a new one at the weekend

arse-crapping a shit from my arse

why does leftypol hate boris johnson
>let in a gazillion browns
>killed loads of ukranians and russians
>locked us down for the meme flu

>>212281537
Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks

>>212281596
get a grip on yourself

Sir Wank Regulator

>>212281594
What other explanation is there for that image being in that video? At the very least the guy has to use /brit/.

playing runescape lads. im f2p quest complete. should i become a member

>>212281594
his youtube channel is barely coherent schizo nonsense passed off as comedy
"pure satire"

>>212281605
what kind of giganonce uses kik in 2025

>I die with a happy heart, aware of the immeasurable deeds and achievements of our soldiers at the front, our women at home, the achievements of our farmers and workers and the work, unique in history, of our youth who bear my name.

>That from the bottom of my heart I express my thanks to you all, is just as self-evident as my wish that you should, because of that, on no account give up the struggle but rather continue it against the enemies of the Fatherland, no matter where, true to the creed of a great Clausewitz. From the sacrifice of our soldiers and from my own unity with them unto death, will in any case spring up in the history of Germany, the seed of a radiant renaissance of the National-Socialist movement and thus of the realization of a true community of nations.

Adolf Hitler, 1945.

EMMA BEEN BRILLIANT

>>212281443
Oh and I forgot to mention that this completely destroys the meme of "Russian meat wave tactics" which is the opposite of reality.

>>212281657
your dad for one

useless idiots the lot of them
they don't see the precedent they're setting, that once power changes hands these tools will be used against them

>>212281645
qrd?

>>212281443
>K/D ratio of 89:1 in Russia's favor.
Bollocks lol

sucking a covfefe what if we replaced the ocean water with coffee or tea or diet dr pepper

Americans do not understand our temperatures nor our baked beans being different to theirs
Trust me you don't
I am sure there are things about you lot we don't understand ok so I am not biased

>>212281645
obviously yh

>>212281653
could be I guess, what a bizarre twist

"Nothing ever happens" should be revised as a slogan to something like "things happen in the most boring possible way".

Eg. The Russian invasion of Ukraine happened, but rather than being an epic blitzkrieg with Kiev being seized within days, it became a Soviet invasion of Afghanistan style slog that grinds on for years with no major changes.

it’s all about little wins everyday you don’t need to do it all at once

>>212281745
>Soviet invasion of Afghanistan style slog that grinds on for years with no major changes.
t. clueless

fuck my faggot grimcel life

The average American looks and behaves like this

china will make everything ok

ktim

>>212281706
you'd need approximately 270000000000000000000 grams of coffee to brew using the ocean water
at a 60g/litre ratio of course
ocean water is also fat too salty to be pleasant in coffee, a small amount of salt perhaps but not full on salt water

>>212281698
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLHf4RF2IHo&t=290s

segment starting at 4:50

>>212281791
flag on

>>212281671
SHE'S A DISGRACE

sick to the front teeth of it

>>212281792
btw the best water to use for coffee in the UK is Tesco's own Ashbeck water. Yeah the cheap shite
I've done loads of research into it

>>212281791
cutie

>>212281676
>Russian meat wave tactics
People who repeat this talking point instantly reveal themselves as having absolutely no clue what is happening.

>>212281797
I'm on a 30 day ban for ban evasion (janny caught me deleting the images pre-emptively)

right that's just not on at all

>>212281745
>Soviet invasion of Afghanistan style slog that grinds on for years with no major changes.
The Soviets took over all the big cities in a month, the problem was the islamists controlled the countryside.

can't wait to watch glastonbury this weekend

>>212281825
not very sustainable though is it

>>212281793
what the fuckkkk

>>212281791
Don’t u get banned for posting this

>>212281562
yep
same as rome, and it turned into a christian nation as a result
except this time it's muslim immigrants

>>212281793
alright who the fuck is this?

26 degrees in this house
unlivable

leftypol suddenly now a supporter of free speech without consequence. funny that

do you like chinese gambling games?

Checking Grindr to see who the local gays are

>>212281874
yh but I've found the super secret hacker version of 4chan to post from

what the fuck is going on
zeldy unmasked?

not sure if i should play rdr2 today or not
might have to lower the res to 1080 so my poor graphics card doesn't get too hot

>>212281745
I'm not sure how them taking over the country quickly and installing a puppet government would have been less 'boring'

>[Deleted]

what was it huns? x

>>212281903
over 30 in my flat yesterday
was sweating like an indian

Can I write on it??

HAH SHUT THE FUCK UP

HAH SHUT THE FUCK UP

HAH SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPP

dangerous day to be a peroni

>>212281940
mlp shite.

has heathermong been in the thread since his youtube channel was doxxed?

>>212281793
wtf

sweating like a dog in a chinese

dangerous day to be a penis

>>212281940
something something princess wand something her cock something boymilk

>>212281936
Someone, likely you, who posts here with a dogshit YouTube channel. wtf?????

>>212281960
link?

>>212281285
please do a 10 second google search to learn that they have expanded their suite before you type the next retarded message, thank you
>>212281251
>If someone puts an insecure recovery email on their vpn account that's very much user error
Hey you fucking idiot, go and try to create a Protonmail account on a VPN/Tor connection, they will block your account "for abuse" and then the only way to unblock it is to provide a recovery email or pay to "upgrade" your account. Now they either have your 1. IP 2. Recovery email or 3. Payment info.
How exactly is this user error if they purposely lock you out? Its an obvious honeypot.

The internet is going to be completely unusable in a year's time
Every site that isn't ZOG approved will be blocked
Start stockpiling money, supplies, books etc, because governments are absolutely determined to implement 1984 style censorship

>>212281979
Cor!

Sinks been blocked and so I boiled some water and mixed it with washing up liquid and now my sink isn't blocked anymore

>>212282001
>Start stockpiling money, supplies, books etc, because governments are absolutely determined to implement 1984 style censorship
yeah that'll happen when they can't even shut down a fucking drug marketplace and cp sites

>>212282001
Learn to use Tor and I2P and make yourself invincible to censorship

>>212282022
wow

china will save us all from western fascist elites
praise xi
praise the jade emperor
praise communism

>>212282001
Coming soon to us all.

>>212281996
hiya mate not sure if you're aware but here at /brit/ we prefer to make and read good posts so if you could start doing that instead of whatever this is that'd be great ta x

too hot

>>212281868
kino

Not watching any videos but let me get this straight, heatherpaedo has a YouTube channel? LMFAO

What sort of shit does he upload?

>>212282022
few things in life as satisfying / relieving as when you do this but with the bog

just lost the game fuuuuuu

Get the massive tits posted

>>212282051
corr imagine giving her arsehole a massive sniff while shes in that position

>>212281793
I can't follow the link

might rattle the willard

>>212282065
cor yes

>>212281993
>>212281793

>>212282070
Choppa.

not gonna coom post today because it's too hot to spaf

>>212282043
>retain seven years of """anonymized""" data on users who access the site

>>212282065
here you are mate

>>212281936
Get him phonebooked

saw Xi Jinping at the local Chinese buffet
he had a plate full of egg rolls

get the slampigs posted

spend the last 2 days learning about runescape as I completely missed it in my childhood,

wasn't quite aware at just how much of an autistic clicking simulator time sink it is

>>212282001
>The internet is going to be completely unusable in a year's time
The internet is dying anyway thanks to AI.

>>212282093
omdzz

>>212282084
know the feeling

Corrrrr

>>212282038
Yeah i might
I was also thinking of switching to Linux this year with Windows 10 ending

>>212282085
yes it got hacked
yes they have your data
just erm... check you emails for phishing attempts i guess

oh my days

>>212282093
I've been done

more cope distraction from the seething timmies

>heatherposter is a philosophy youtuber!
>belgchad is a fat paedo who watched his mum get cucked!

lol silly timmies

>>212282132
don't care

>>212282105
ok mombwafo

Are we allowed to criticise Israel in /brit/?

>>212281996
i'm not that dumb, i use protonVPN myself so i know proton is a whole suite of services
but both of those articles are about their email service, and email has completely different security/privacy properties compared to a VPN

new balls please

>>212282132
Neither of them look like they have had a shower at any point in the last decade.

>>212282137
state your hairline oh my DAYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

These are our salad days
Meanwhile some of you only look at salad if a Paki delivers it in a plastic tub as a side dish (then you throw it away)

>>212282152
Lol

>>212282132
WANT YOUR TOUR BACK? SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>212282162
silly timmy xx

the gf hates the work wife
cant we all just get along

I heard that Chinese food in the west is not what people in China actually eat.
Is this true or is it just one of those things people say

Anyone remember that one time Belgiumnonce had an actual meltdown and spent an hour seetheposting and uploading blurry images trying to "prove" he was black?

>>212282137
>philosophy youtuber
lol nobody thinks that
you're a schizo freak quentin

>>212282166
you should do stand-up

I am not Russian...

>>212282187
Nope as 4chan is not my entire life

>>212282034
>they can't even shut down a fucking drug marketplace
they literally took down archetyp 2 weeks ago and abascus is currently possibly being seized so you have no idea what youre talking about
>>212282050
im sorry ill write a blog about trooning out that sounds like it might fit your fancy better
>>212282126
https://endof10.org/
>>212282156
>about their email service, and email has completely different security/privacy properties compared to a VPN
>he thinks that a company is going to act differently because its a different service thats within the same suite

>>212281793
what the fuck i remember this freak from years ago.

>>212282156
you was the one who mentioned 4chan gay right? how do you get "trust" enough to select your own flag I don't wanna be a freakazoid jf

>>212282159
This is a very reddit comment.

>>212282188
silly timmy xx
>>212282207
LOL

>>212282132
Their own fault for not chanting "shoot children collecting aid that didn't exist and was a trap to lure them out to shoot them, restrict water to civilians, bomb hospitals and schools and civilian houses!"

watching a japanese ladies massive boobs bounce about while she is being penetrated by a pixelated william

>>212282219
filtered to hell but she'd still get it

>>212282218
i don't know i'm not a paedophile so i don't use it

remember when everyone got banned for talking about the liverpool parade attack
You could talk about it on /sp/ and in other /int/ threads but not in /brit/
just a reminder of the quality of janny this board has

>>212282185
not sure

may i have some of my CDs back?

>>212282187
kek he's such a spastic, sometimes he lashes out at random people calling him zeidbelg

>>212282250
shut the fuck up

>>212282250
no, i am still listening to them

>>212282185
Well we know for sure the curry sauce is fake. A UK invention. The Japs stole it and called it katsu.

>

If 4chan was still a serious website, the word "timmy" on /int/ would have long since been filtered to "chad" or something to fuck with the cuckposters. Like soi being filtered to based on certain boards

>>212282185
dont know

>>212282209
>they literally took down archetyp 2 weeks ago and abascus is currently possibly being seized so you have no idea what youre talking about
How does this contradict anything I said you utter fucking retard. Archetyp has been running for YEARS and there are literally 40 other markets still available. I can order drugs tonight and have them arrive at my door by tomorrow.

So sick of you lot complaining about "namefags" yet talking about them all day every thread for years.

Btw I miss turtle. he was the only fashionable cool lad here

>>212282185
don't know

Little crow fella

>>212282242
ffs I got a month for posting the twilight sparkles and now I'm on the nonce battlestation

>>212282246
I'm currently banned on my wifi for a month because I posted "forbidden text" or some shit, janny is a fucking retard

>>212282241
>she

>>212282229
quite. also bob's been shouting that stuff at shows since they've been going, no idea why people are so surprised and upset.

>>212282268
>If 4chan was still a serious website
this site lost soul years ago, its nothing more than just a shitty site with low moderation these days

>>212282209
sorry you're too stupid for me to waste my time trying to school. grow up

>>212282279
he was ahead of his time ar turt

>>212282288
handsome

>>212282288
an ill omen that

>>212282185
Hold on. Let me think.

>>212282268
the concerns of a shagger

>>212281532
Sure but how do we confirm?

poo peng gay porn on the gay porn

>>212282299
yes?

>>212282305
It was declining for a while, but I reckon it properly died during covid.

2019 specifically is the last year I remember /int/ being good.

>>212282304
Performative middle class finger wagging
It's easier than the government having to deal with proper issues

>>212282274
>Archetyp has been running for YEARS and there are literally 40 other markets still available
>has
anon i...
>>212282308
are you offended, its not a big deal if youre tech retarded

>>212282209
it's email
you have an identifiable email address that can be linked back to you
if you want anonymity with email, you need a burner email service, which protonmail is not
it's not like using a VPN where the same IP address could rotate between thousands of people

>>212282288
wtf is that horrible blue chinkmobile

just drank two bokkles of wa'er

>>212282185
pondering this

>>212282268
4chan's (sitewide, lest we forget) word filters are baffling in how they so obviously target /brit/. t bh was only even really posted here. They're obsessed with us and it's that one German cunt mod who pushed for it.

it's a shit business
you'll find out

im stil
here

does it offend you, yeah?

>>212282185
chinese bloke i used to work with said "it shit here. dont eat it" when i asked him. he also said he "take two egg every day"

philosophy?
satire?
hahahahahaha