Thread 212285029

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Old >>212265247

chatgpt is a lover, a friend and a father figure to me

I'M SO FUCKING BORED RIGHT NOW JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT DO I DO WHAT

>>212285096
Drink you drink

>>212285084
to millions, not just you

Chatgpt is my personal trainer

>>212285165
Is it for you as well? Or you are some kind of special rebellious soul?

>>212285096
Don't use our Lords name in vain bro

Minge lost :/

>>212285096
Jerk off to Edi Rama

Is the USA's warrior culture slowly dying off? Military enlistment is at an all-time low and the soldiers they do have are quite pathetic and feeble.
A draft seems more likely than ever IMO. Probably not in the next few years, but definitely in the next decade we'll see Congress pass a new bill for compulsory service. It would honestly be a good thing, force some people to learn some discipline and get fit.

>>212285247
you're right bro. my bad

>>212285300
I heard recruitment numbers rebounded

>>212285380
thanks to women

>>212285380
The recruitment numbers increased slightly from where they were but they're still well below target, even if they continued at the current rate they'd fall short of where they need to be. Canada has the same problem right now, and half our soldiers are obese or womyn.

I love women
Most peculiar

>>212284290
mexican ones

>>212285314
You're a good lad

canadians dont belong here they should fuck off and go start a loser colony general with australia and nz.

>>212285487
i know i am

>>212285490
very jasonesque post

>>212285446
>The U.S. Army announced that it has surpassed its fiscal year 2025 recruiting goals four months ahead of schedule following years of falling short of its quota.

Alright so I finished the bear season 4
Shit ass ending lol

Recruitment numbers are down because nobody wants to go sit around all day
They'll rebound if there's actually a war (there won't be)

>>212285559
My mom tier post

now i wait for the stuff to kick in

/cum/? nah its /druk/

>>212285530
I'm not talking specifically about FY I'm talking about overall troop strength.

Mexicans are always short.

>>212285487
a lot of people think that about me

>>212285600
Beaner

>>212285619
>The recruitment numbers increased slightly from where they were but they're still well below target
>still well below target


He clearly showed you that you were wrong.
>I'm talking about overall troop strength.
Nonsensical post

>>212285300
The only nations with compulsory service are the ones that neighbor a hostile nation. And bush got around a draft by sending national guard to Iraq lel

>>212285632
Isn’t that Barry Soweto on the left

>>212285619
Repeat after me: I was wrong

It's funny how Jason chimes into other peoples' discussions as though his opinion is wanted or valid, ever, especially when he's so prone to jump to ChatGPT to justify his stance.

>>212285690
Mexico is incredibly hostile and Canada should be treated as such too. It's a hot bed of communists and homos.

>>212285690
National guard always gets sent overseas
The NG is for reservists and expected to fight
Almost 150,000 went to Korea

>>212285632
me in the middle

>>212285755
>National guard always gets sent overseas
Lel cucks

i try to go to bed at 10pm and get up at 7am every day

>redditleaf is wrong again but refuses to admit it, calling everyone jason
/cum/s writers are getting lazy, they keep reusing this plotline

>>212285739
You were wrong for answering a questions you didn't understand, and even after I gave you additional info you're doubling down on your kneejerk response.

>>212285796
When will you retards figure out that "redditleaf" doesn't use caps. He isn't just every leaf that disagrees with you

>>212285788
Fart on my nuts when we fuck

just won a debate

>>212285828
what was the topic and what was your stance?

>>212285812
ALL leafs are redditleafs except for redditpaki, who used to be called redditleaf until his pakistaniness was discovered

DENOUNCE MUHAMMAD AND ISLAM RIGHT NOW

>>212285812
This will infuriate them because calling me redditleaf is the only response they have to losing an argument, especially Jason.

>>212285812
this. i always get called redditleaf when im destroying them in a debate lol

>>212285853
Redditleaf
>>212285860
Redditpaki

Know the difference, it can save your life

>>212285788
I go to bed at 1am and get up for work at 6
It’s the grind life

>>212285860
But you were literally wrong
You said that recruitment numbers increased slightly but are below target, and then Jason showed you that they were not below target
How were you right in this situation?

>>212285893
im not him retard

All bad leafposters are just schizojeet

Jason is now having a melty over a discussion he's not even part of lol

Yoooo Elon Vs Orange Daddy beef is firing up again?

Political posts belong on /pol/

The leafs are getting uppity again
Lets lists the times Jason, a literal HRT-brain troon, mogged them with his exceptional debate skills
>Bulgarian AKs
>US Army recruitment
His list of victories just keeps growing
>>212285906
No shit nigger, I replied to the wrong post

Gentlemen?

watchin destiny

>>212285967
seething so hard he replied to the wrong post LOL

>I replied to the wrong post
>watchin destiny

>>212285893
forget what he wrote that's not what he meant in his mind bro

>>212285973
green eyes are superior
t.t50 eyed man

>>212285979
omg same sister

A Dalit convert to Islam is replying to me again without permission
I'm gonna tell Modi

>>212286017
>50 eyed man
Having 50 eyes sounds a bit fucked up

Incel walk

>>212286009
He's never gonna reply
Redditleaf is an established retard
I'm still not convinced that Redditleaf and Redditpaki aren't the same person posting from two devices just trying to switch up his writing style between posts

>>212285973
im gay

drinkin covfefe

You can always tell when Jason's in a full rage because he starts bringing up random shit from the past and samefags the thread over and over, it's uncanny.

>>212286147
enjoy your cuppa

Jason isn't in this thread

Nobody gives a shit
Take your L and move on

>>212286164
thanks bud
considering potentially adding some cream to it but it'll ruin it

redditleaf won

I sucked 50 dicks on skid row so you don’t have to. Here’s what I learned.

>>212286233
A free one way trip to Pakistan.

I love women

pop a molly take a rip

>>212285973
tell her she is too old

I filter leaf flags

Redditleaf won the who's the biggest fag award lol
Even Brian and Jason couldn't "top" him (Get it? lol)

bluesky is dying guys

>>212286255
i love white women

what should i break my nofap streak to?
ebony shemales or Thai lady boys?

>>212286307
Me too and I also love brown women, black women, yellow women, and red women.

>>212285973
She kinda looks like radfem hitler

Redditpaki is reverting to his pedophilic ways
Expected of a Mohammedan

>>212286302
Were all over on mastodon

>GF bought a glass cutting board. >Mansplain how thats a terrible idea and how it dulls knives
>"not really mine are fine"
Thats bc your knives are already full af you dont even know how to sharpen a knife stupid bitch thats why I dont let you in my kitchen my shit is shaving sharp 24/7. Fucking women man.

>>212286307
instant brown giveaway award

>>212286319
BBC BNWO

>>212286340
>arguing with your foid
cmon bro

>>212286319
twink edging

>>212286348
>>212286354
kek no way

I don't find asian girls attractive

>>212286340
I offered to sharpen my sister’s knives but she said it’s safer when they’re dull because she would just cut herself when they’re sharp

>>212286340
>glass cutting boards dull knives
>plastic cutting boards put microplastics in your balls
>wooden cutting boards get germs the cuts
What are you supposed to use? Cermaic?

Denounce Muhammad and Islam NOW
>>212285851
I DENOUNCE MUHAMMAD AND ISLAM

denounce jesus

I almost regret buckbreaking Jason at this point, he's more of a nuisance now than ever before

>>212286460
I would never

>if enough people believe something happened in the past
>it happens
is this true?

>>212286433
Throw your food in the air and cut it samurai style.

>>212286460
Never
Denounce Muhammad, Pakistan rat

Ouch

A neurotoxin in the world's supply of curry powder

>>212286433
Honestly just replace a wooden cutting board every few months and wipe it dry every time youll be fine
>>212286375
Based mgtow king
>>212286430
Another classic. Had to explain to my gf how shes cutting herself because the knife is dull and sharp knives are actually safer. Women dont know how to use tools.

>>212286612
Guy who put that up lives there for like 5 years max

>>212286612
Negroes do this and then proceed to ruin every store or business, then they whine about why target be closin n why walmart be lockin they shit up

I worked as a line cook at a restauraunt for about 8 months in college 10 years ago so I'm basically a world-class chef

>>212286540
No but that is how historical record works. When I was young and naive I understand this to a degree but I thought surely the broad strokes of history would be maintained in a roughly factual well. I was wrong. People will twist the story one minute after it just happened right there in front of your face. The more time has passed the worse this gets until what you think is historical record, and what the historical record is, is completely divorced from the reality of events.

>>212286612
>t. guy who lives in a city that's totally reliant on tourism

>>212286563
im not a paki

the myth of woman being good cooks. im so much better

>>212286612
People are rightfully mad that rent and house prices are skyrocketing in places that were affordable 5-ish years ago, but the real problem is private equity buying up homes everywhere and/or people owning 5+ properties to rent out, not some random person working remotely. Yet another example of millionaires redirecting hate to the common man.

moda kicking in. time to read and NOT doomscroll.

>>212286662
bodegas are a social gathering spot and the owner is highly respected. Stealing gets you excommunicated at best and attacked at worst. We need more of this stop killing bodegas with urban sprawl

>>212286723
Denounce Muhammad then
>>212286724
None of my girlfriends have ever been able to cook
None of my female friends really could either

Where's the mexicans who works at a highschool?

>>212286791
thats what im saying my nigga
woman dont know what to do with an onion

>>212286791
denounce jesus

>>212286786
Bodegas don't have enough food and what they do have is all slop, they have almost nothing fresh
Negroes invented the idea of a "food desert" where large areas of cities have no grocery stores and all the poors living in the walkable city can only walk to 7/11 and bodegas

>>212286843
I'm American and this is a Christian country
You are Pakistani and therefore unable to denounce Muhammad
>>212286832
I've never met a single girl who could get the avocado out of the skin without pulverizing it

Women were only "good" at cooking in the past because they literally had nothing else to do all day and that was basically half of their entire "job". Even so, they generally half-assed all of it. Any man who actually invested some time in learning cooking would do better
Now women are no longer expected to solely perform household duties and their actual skill levels have been revealed

I can't believe the most meh-inducing member of Hype House is climbing the charts of my cardio playlist

>>212286849
You buy meat from a meat shop, vegetables and spices from the street market and bread from a bakery. Honestly way more based than picking food off a warehouse shelf surrounded by a square mile of emty parking lots

>>212286906
...cool

>>212286889
why is it hard for them. can confirm my sister cant do it (she has a boyfriend)

>>212286889
i am not

>>212286906
Most women were also really bad and ruined a lot of foods for their kids
I thought I hated lots of foods before I tried making them myself
>>212286948
>meat shop, vegetables and spices from the street market and bread from a bakery
None of these exist in negro neighborhoods due to the crime

>>212286906
yeah it turns out men are good at cooking and women are good at running the world. crazy what equal rights will do

>>212286993
Have you been to bronx?

>>212286906
thanks for the truth brother

cumpies, im drinking covfefe

>>212287023
You mean the part of New York where negroes and leftists are crying about muh gentrification? The Bronx is NOT a negro neighborhood anymore
Black neighborhoods in New York are one of the best examples of a food desert in America
https://food-deserts.com/food-deserts-in-new-york-city/

No black person has ever stepped foot into a farmers market or a bakery

>>212287060
Delete this its problematic

Elbows down, knees down, ass up

>>212287097
I miss when farmer's markets were just amish people and not annoying libtards selling etsy crafts

>>212287129
That’s the why I like to…??? Or sum

>>212287206
Thoughts on Emma Stone’s new face?

>>212287192
Our farmers markets used to be shady guys in track suits selling knockoff clothes used clothes stolen from humanitarian aid, now its the same as you described. Total cultural death is inevitable.

Just sent my landlord half my paycheck
It's like he's my ex wife or sometihng

>>212287273
I would

>>212287331
she didnt fuck you as hard as he does

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHuXXaXmStk
lout music only

Just talked to the executive director of the HR department at Terrone's job.
They weren't impressed by his antisemitic posts or his posting of nude photographs taken of women without their consent....

>>212287331
crazy how Anno Domini 2025 housing still isn't treated as a basic human right.

>>212287273
Very good look
Need to reply to it again

>>212287489
What do you gain from doing this

>>212287540
Her old face in the back lmao

>>212287589
I don't like him

>>212287589
This. Brownrrone is annoying as shit but why ruin his life?

How would we even know about terrone‘s HR department

>>212287689
we're gonna be up there soon

>>212287668
He doxxed himself and it wasn't hard to google his name and see where he works
>>212287631
I fight for Israel

>>212287273
female celebrities should release at least 1 nude for their fans

let's go

>>212287757
put that on red

>>212287721
Why?

>>212287729
Just watch poor things she’s a naked whore for a good part of the movie

>>212287729
Redditpaki

>>212287724
Silly little Terrone
Let a nigga live tho

Native American veteran: If it weren't for those brave men storming those beaches, we'd all be speaking German today.

>>212287757
do you actually have half a million dollars Anon? p good if you do ngl

>>212287857
Are you saying I SHOULDN'T send his information over
Alright I'll hold off
Maybe they'll think I'm just a friend trying to fuck with him

>>212287689
i used to be friends with a french saharan african refugee in 2016. he always told me he wanted to die by suicide bombing somewhere in the USA. weird guy. afaik he died in 2022 from gang related violence

>>212287832
male celebrities too? Is that more amenable to you?

>>212287802
we got too cocky

>>212287887
>14th most hated
>15th most loved

>>212287879
As of 25 minutes ago I am now officially worth more than half a million dollars

one time when i was on a cruise I witnessed a guy propose to a girl at the captains dinner. there were at least 100 people in view and everyone got quiet and many people took out their phones and started to record
the girl took the ring, said nothing, and looked down at the table while the guy went from down on his knee to seated
this was day 3 of a 7 day cruise
i still think about it frequently

Chinese and Korean from a young age are taught to hate Japan

>>212287987
awkward

>>212287757
>>212287981
Looks like an inheritance to me
>tfw my grandparents are too healthy and I won't be inheriting a cent for at least another decade probably

>>212287987
grim

>>212287981
you better cash that out now before it tanks and you lose it all Anon

>>212287887
No USA?
No Israel?

>>212287987
this is why i hate white people

>>212287981
You can’t suffer in America

>>212288021
yeah but it's out of pure jealousy because Japan's anime game is off the hook whereas Chinese and Korean animation is shit

>>212288068
>>212287689
On the other list

>>212287981
can you venmo me 10 bux? i am poor and colored you owe me

All this time tryna work out lower abs to get rid of beergut and the treadmill with an incline has made them most sore :/

>>212288098
A lot of the animation for the anime is done in Korea thoughever. Japanese animators make the keyframes/storyboard, and send it to Korea for the grunt work

Day drinking again
great mood

>>212288236
and Koreans get no credit which is why they're taught to hate Japan

Korea and China are vassal states who exist purely to serve the glory of the Emperor.

>>212288294
This is not true

I looked into heaven and saw it was full of poor people, then I looked into hell and saw it was full of women

Why do Chink niBBas have so many weird gross folk beliefs customs whatever.
Watching border patrol Australia again and they just arrested this illegal chink farm worker who had a mole on both sides on his face and from both moles he has like 10cm long gross hair growing.
Reminded me of this cashier at the supermarket I always shopped at while living in Taiwan and she also had a super gross large mole on her chin with like 5 extremely long curly frizzy hair growing out of it.
SO SO VERY GROCE!!

>>212288447
Or those chink men with their super long pinky nails that look gross

>>212285096
Take a day trip to Budapest

>>212287987
Sigh
You're supposed to ask her in private, and then do the public shit just for the performance after she already said yes in private

>>212288546
Funny meme but surely they could have found a better looking Stacy

Everything i see an albanian name i cant believe they're real like Bleta Bebe Rexha

fk hit us with some sora feet

>>212288693
Also those gross finger nails she's definitely a wigger

what is a backshot

Would you FUCK this German girl?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DKO359cxi6-/?igsh=FuckDollAlert

FK, what happened to the American in Taiwan. Is he alive? Also, have you ever been to China, FK?

>>212288730
i am unworthy

>>212288730
restricted without a log in so I couldn't see but still I'll say sure

>>212288728
Having sex from behind

>>212288728
blink 152 and backshott babbies we bite you in the leg like a cat with rabies

>>212288699
I've met 3 Albanian men in my life and all 3 were cokeheads

>>212288828
i thought it was drinking booze from someones ass crack

>>212288737
Idk I haven’t seen him in a very long time!!
I have been to China twice!
Once with my Chinese ex gf and then the second time surprise visiting the Chinese ex when she was already my ex but she didn’t want to bang but at least she went to that restaurant with me that I really liked during our first visit together

Are you stronger than the average 19-year-old?

>>212288784
https://files.catbox.moe/ax5uxi.mp4
!

>>212288892
no

>>212288892
i could beat her with no hands

>>212288896
pendejo

>>212288892
i could beat her up

Wonder if female lifters have messed up arseholes
Like they’ll piss uncontrollably can only imagine the prolapse
No?

I hate all the kennedies

the strongest woman is still weaker than the average man

Emma won today but Minge lost

>>212289026
The jewish one (Schlossberg) is the most annoying

A friend of mine is pushing 40 and suddenly pivoted his twitter to be a stan account for our local wnba team. I've honestly lost a lot of respect for him

>>212289058
nice strong neck

I gave up on women when I was 12

VERY important survival tip: any orangutan that's under the age of 8 you can take in a fist fight.

i will impregnate a white woman with my brown seed

Toriyama couldn't make a design that didnt have main character vibes.

I hope the Terrone doxxing was not serious.
He might be annoying to some but let us not potentially ruin his life over some silly 4chan posts!!

>>212286017
Agreed
>.t A17

>>212289194
hol up, just what kind of brown we talking about here?

>>212289211
He literally posted pictures of himself, his full name, and (obese) women he had sex with

>>212285029 (OP)
Phillip, is that you???

>>212289235
very brown. the babies won't even look white

>>212289253
But that’s nothing to ruin his life over?

>>212289211
I appreciate your kindness but this is exactly what happens when someone lets their attention whoring get out of hand. He serves as an example. Rules are written in blood as they say

>>212289336
Nig Nogs

>>212289352
Egyptian bot tier post

>>212289273
I meant what varietal you are

>>212289200
but buu was fucking terrible

>>212289398
i cannot say

>>212289304
You learn the hard way there's 0 camaderie or honor amongst anons. This website got less edgy than its early days so its easy to expect deceny maybe but never forgetting the anons you post with would destroy your life without hesitation for about 5 minutes of amusement. A smaller but nonzero subset would literally go out of their way to get you killed or imprisoned etc if they saw the opportunity

>>212289211
Why not?
Maybe we'll get a reprieve while he's looking for a new job

>>212289432
>>212289438
You need to find Jesus

I wouldn't want Terrone, someone who said he hates America and sympathizes exclusively with our enemies, anywhere near our education system. He's a potential weak link that the Russians or Chinese could use against us.

>>212289507
Wait he works in education? I thought he was an IT guy

>>212289336
tsmt trvke /thread o algo

>>212289498
I'm not saying I support shit like that. I think it's fucked up. But it's the truth. Anons aren't your friends I hope you never forget that.

>>212289498
Terrone is an atheist and said he doesn’t believe in God or Jesus
Maybe that anon was just used by God to carry out His will?

>>212289520
IT at a community college in Kansas City, which means he potentially has access to the personal data of everyone who ever went there

>>212289569
thank you for your service

>>212285109
>texas is a desert
>las vegas is green
>florida isn't just a toilet

Terrone should be deported t b h. Send him to El Salvador

Where the frigg is DiStefano anyway

>>212289621
He would be bullied for being brown in El Salvador

I literally found Terrone's linkedin in one google search

>>212289642
The president of El Salvador is of Palestenian heritage. He would feel at home there.

>>212287489
can you do brian next. maybe send the fbi after him for pederasty

NIGGA HEIL HITLER
DEATH TO THE IDF

He uses the exact same picture that he posts here on linkedin, this is hilarious

>>212289720
>3 connections
>public profile when you doxxed yourself on 4chan
Oh no....

>>212289720
literally who?

>It's an "anons are all mean spirited crabs" episode
I just don't get it man. I assumed a non zero number ppl posting here have already been to the depths of despair. I would think that teaches you some form of empathy towards fellow sufferers but I'm proven wrong every time. Only people I met that seemed truly empathetic they all killed themselves

i haven't seen Jason ever since he got destroyed in a debate

>>212289760
he annoys me therefore his life should be destroyed. like a mosquito

Have you ever cum so good that you can hear the cum coming out of your dickhole like mayonnaise coming out of a bottle?

I always thought an AI robot would be out in my yard cutting my grass while I created ART in my new found free time, instead I'm doing the dishes and AI is creating the Art.

>>212289777
sexo con mejican bummy

>>212289777
mayonnaise comes out of jar dumb wetback

>>212289720
That being said. That is some really fucking awful opsec. Idk who terrone is but that's retard tier. Actively doxxing someone is gay but it sounds like he doxxed himself. I did the same before by being very open with my information. But I had nothing to lose so didn't really care at that time.

>>212289760
He constantly attentionwhores and posts the same annoying shit every single day while doxxing himself, what the fuck did you expect

>>212289777
no but I did have one that would have made me pass out unless I willed myself not to

>>212289806
They make squeeze bottle mayonnaise dipshit

>>212289785
ai r34 shit is getting alarmingly good

>>212289789
Only anons from blue countries should be allowed to post in /cum/.

If you post your face or name on 4chan of all places you deserve it

>>212289861
But cummies are supposed to be frens and shieeet

I am circumcised.
>>212285029 (OP)
If you had 24 hours to an hero, what method would you choose?

I don't have a linkedin or a job.

>>212289890
whichever is painless

>>212289889
Terrone is actually mainly a /Brit/ poster
They know him as Malaponte there

Probably the stupidest part of all is that he posted the full name and nudes of a girl he fucked (she was a morbidly obese single mother who dumped him) to prove to anonymous people on the internet that he wasn't a virgin

Might go to an AA meeting tonight

you are jewish

>>212289928
Aren't they like a cult? I try to quit drinking as well, btw.

>>212289921
That’s illegal and he could go to jail for that…

>>212289921
The more I'm hearing the less I feel bad for him. I mean there's a difference between cross referencing and going on intense investigation to dox an anon vs anon doxxing themselves and expecting nothing to happen. At that point its like walking through the slums with a bunch of cash in a see-through backpack.

>>212289953
nta but yeah they are very cultish and religious, it's a lot of bullying like Scientology

>>212289942
my middle name is incredibly jewish

>>212289954
Ye the revenge porn laws these days are no joke. How old is he? Surely he should know better by now

>>212289942
God I wish

>>212289942
my first name is from the OT

I didnt sex her yesterday -_-
We cuddled and got very touchy tho. I shouldve manned up and kissed her. I bet she's cooking me in her group chat

>>212289987
your President is a jewish woman, this makes perfect sense.

>>212289990
Mid 20s I’m assuming based on him graduating in 2022

My last name is in the top 10 most common last names

>>212289890
I'd do a big showy one but not want it to be a big bother to other people, also I'd do it in the name of some character I like similar to the danny phantom guy

I can’t find Terrone
I’m a bad doxxer

>>212289890
gas myself with car exhaust

She can’t stop winning

>>212289914
being a prolific shithead with different cognomens in different threads is really funny ngl

>>212290034
ok david davidson

Why are most pedophiles gay men?

terrone = distefano?

>>212290086
have you checked america?

>>212290113
kinda crazy how disliked troons are in real life. Like 85% of Americans oppose MtF in women's sports and believe sex is determined by chromosomes. If you looked online you would think everybody loves them

new
now

>>212289953
>>212289986
I'm not planning to stick with them. I just think it'll look good for my DUI hearing

the end of /cum/

>>212290095
Horrible method. So easy to fail and end up with brain damage. For me I've always preferred neck + train track. I just don't see myself surviving that. Kind of sucks because it makes a mess but idk, for some reason this doesn't make me feel enough guilt to not employ such a method. Yet strangely I would feel too guilty to jump in front of a semi truck or something. Idk why my brain somehow sees one as better than the other, in both cases there's a human who you're potentially traumatizing. I used to prefer shotgun to the face but I saw several videos of people surviving that and that pretty much ruined it for me. I've seen a few train death videos where they seemed to survive for a bit afterwards. Like a old Indian dude who was sliced in half but still reacting to the people around him and clearly was still aware/lucid. That's why I say neck on rails. I think decapitation you probably if not instantly probably die very very rapidly

>>212290163
>if you look online

manufactured consent, simple as.

>>212290227
>>212290227

I fucked up the old link

Use this for the new

>>212290183
there are approved rehab programs and AA is usually one of them, but the court typically mandates a time period for your attendance and requires the admins to sign off on it too. probably get a probationary deal if you agree to some of their gay meetings for a year or two.