Thread 212285355

Did you just have a sissygasm? That's it, 5000 gorillion years in turbo double niggerhell for you chud

bodied that freak

>>212285355 (OP)
>sissygasm
wtf is that

>>212285355 (OP)
>>212285741
>>212285761
>>212285795
He literally never said this

>>212285355 (OP)
if god didn't want men to be gay why did he puy their G point into their prostate

>>212285355 (OP)
It is necessary that normgroids believe in hell because they then don’t think too hard about the fact evil people will live their lives in total comfort and die peacefully and never face any punishment for their crimes. The idea that bad people are burning in hell makes people think all is well and more tolerant towards these crimes.

If they stop believing in these superstitions they are more likely to be critical of their rulers and potentially even overthrow them and take justice into their hands. In this way, religion has always been the opium of the working masses which numbs their pain and dulls their senses.

>>212285817
xhe works in mysterious ways Chud

I’ve been wondering if I should read the bible, should I? I don’t believe in God.

>>212285808
prove it

>>212285355 (OP)
If anything I'll go to heaven for observing a very strict sissygasm, bussygasm, ruined gland, and penile orgasm rotation

>>212285969
Some passages in the New Testament are actually kind of moving and speak the truth, but I don't understand how /lit/ finds any literary value in it.
Even the original text isn't anything really extraordinary except a few select passages. Melville and Kipling wrote better tbqh

>>212286878
Mostly just pretense.

>>212285969
The NT is better than the OT. Most of the crazy retarded schizo shit is in the OT.

>>212286310
What in the lords name is ruined gland?

>>212285817
Soyence fairytales

>>212285969
It's worth reading even if you arent religious there are some cool stories and it's fun to see how it's referenced by a lot of our media

>>212287202
This
Catholicism made me love Blasphemous 1 and 2

>>212285878
Unironicaly true and the reason hell was invented

>>212286878
The bible needed a better author

>>212285878
Scholarly hydrogen bomb
It's no wonder rulers dont mind their subjects believing christianity

>>212286878
>how /lit/ finds any literary value in it.
Mainly because it influenced a lot of stuff

>>212285878
evil people like criminals are at a much higher risk of dying horribily and violently, or rot in a jail cell for years with others like them until they become apathic

>>212285969
reading the bible is a waste of time, if you want to study religion do that

>>212287470
True evil people aren't criminals

>>212285878
True. Fuck criminals. Kill them all
>>212287470
If you convert at the last second and repent you can go to heaven according to Christianity

>>212287515
not all evil people are criminals, not all criminals are evil, but if you live that type of life for long you eventually become corrupted

>>212286878
I’ve been meaning to read it because I’ve been browsing /lit/ again recently lmao, my dad (also doesn’t believe in God) read it and says some books are painfully boring but then some other are very interesting, if anything because of their influence on our culture.

>>212287077
I think I know the story of Jesus fairly well already, I was more interested in the OT.

>>212287202
I would read it for this reason actually.

>>212287499
not interested in becoming a christian to be honest, just curious because it’s the most influential book ever written probably.

sorry for mass reply btw, I forgot to refresh the bread.

>>212285817
it's a test of your obedience towards god o algo

>>212287202
This is probably the best reason to read it. All (western) media is steeped in references to it.

>>212287633
My point is that the people at the people aren't criminals because all the laws are made by them

>>212288048
>you see the actual problem of my country isn't violence, it's corruption
every country has corruption anon. Latin America is just violent and it's the parents fault

I had a sensible chuckle from what op and anons wrote bellow, truly a rare sight, stay frosty. Godjak posting is truly the only salvation in this mad world.

>>212285878
Anon were you in the greatest country Lietuva visiting Gruto Parkas or did you pull that picture off the internet? Because I have a picture next to that monument.

What is a turbo double niggerhell?

>>212288293
Brazil

>>212288048
and my point is that your resident favelado starts by slinging a small bag of coke at age 9 and flash forward a decade later he is busy chopping off a guy's arms, legs and face, stacking them neatly and taking a picture with the phone on whose screen he just snorted a line of coke.

>>212288293
A place where only Brazilian chairs can survive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHfF9wbZxwE

>>212288159
Im not talking about corruption either, because that would be a crime
>>212288354
Rambling

>>212288369
Fuck wrong paste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWgbVNFMw74

>>212285969
book of jonah is the oldest comedy in the world. worth checking that out

>>212285355 (OP)
what is niggerhell

>>212285795
So you have your cock rubber bands on cutting off circulation to your testicles and penis your are watch BBC hypno sissy videos or whatever, and you put your bad dragon in your guthole which accidentally activates your prostate
You end up cumming piss and shidding yourself so it's kind of like an orgasm where it's like when you take water up your nose but it's with your penis. Some of the zoomers in the Midwest do it in America. Long story but you need the types of rubber bands used to castrate bulls with. Not something you pick up on California or new York. If you know what I mean

>>212288531
>If you know what I mean
I didnt understand a single word you just said

>>212288531
are there really dragons in midwest? do they attack herds of bulls?

>>212285878
HOLY TRVKE

>>212288566
Here. It goes between your junk and your body
I can't believe you guys dytht know about this.

>>212288613
No anon.
Bad dragons are like the Ford of dildos in the Midwest

>>212288448
thanks anon, I’ll write that down (actually).

>>212288642
>>212288642
tfw no bullhandler Midwestern gf

>>212288448
post the wojak version

>>212289323
Anon... You are too kind and merciful
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6zqu_9Sb7w

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