Thread 212288971

Wimbledon edish

your all so funny

>>212288971 (OP)
two non blondes

heard you want her hymen back
ha, shut the fuck up
heard you want her hymen back
nuh uh you can't have that

>>212288988
cheers

>>212289000
Vocaroo this for us lad

>>212288965
genuinely mental the measures these cunts will go to to avoid taxing the wealthiest

>>212288921
Get a flight booked

they aren't happy

chi chi man ting, me no inna dat chi chi man ting

For they could not love you
But still your love was true
And when no hope was left in sight
On that starry, starry night
You took your life, as lovers often do

>>212289008
how dear you post this without link

I pity Don Quixote

britain is a dystopia run by absolute fucking idiots

how do we rid ourselves of these busybodies?

>>212289008
um

>>212289030
Alri Mr.T

have heard a second COBRA meeting has been called, all hands on deck..........

>>212289024
Vocaroo this for us lad

>>212289000
Lmao Timmy fat cheeks begging for her hymen back nuh uh he can't have that

>>212289008
ummy

>[Deleted]

what was it babes xx

>>212289033
Nominating this for shittest gimmick of the year

>>212289030
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoN7_lR1MOw

>>212289071
only fools and horses work

>>212289033
I like the images of evil shadowy hooded figures they use for these articles

Rememner when macabbi fans were chanting "death to arabs" in Amsterdam in the ch.l.?

>>212289055
LOL

>>212289055
Vocaroo this for us lad

Big fatt aryan butt tbqhwyl

>>212289071
Nothing to smile about in my life.

>>212288971 (OP)
Radicanu is canonically seven months older than Alcaraz

https://www.libdems.org.uk/press/release/lib-dems-call-for-cobra-meeting-as-britain-braces-for-second-heatwave
lol
lmao, even

what'd she mean by this

>>212289097
holy cellulite

reckon uigher food is peng

sweating like heathremong when he has to talk face to face with someone in this heat

Rorke is a Quixotic figure

vigorous, angry, ferocious reparation drillings

>>212289087
None of them ever faced criminal charges either

>>212289067
what gimmick?

(8) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrVEgP0LkDA (8)

>>212289134
lazy newsposting

>>212289111
They've got a whole chain of restaurants in NYC which is quite famous

>>212289112
PIP lad isn't Heatherchad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtKqtlJxcfQ

queen shit

>>212288965
torygraph nonsense as per uzhe from rorke

>>212289112
why do we sustain parasites like him
makes my blood boil

>>212289128
Vocaroo this for us lad

don quixote restaurant near benidorm cut me off during a drinking competition because i was doing too well
i got a moo moo milk as a prize

>>212289155
you admitted it yourself and your equally stilted autismspeak shines through

lil heathertimmy breaking down when he has to interact with people LOL

remember when you used to hide in the school toilets to avoid the bullying?

>>212289154
didn’t know that

Small boat cronem BBC weights like a leg of lamb and he's just putting the full weight of his BBC onto Katy's hymen till it gives way and pops

"Anarchy before Order" should be drilled into the head of every dissident. The problem is, too many of our people are reactionaries and want to prop up the government and save it, but are never quite able to acquire enough power to do anything meaningful. This is why we lose. Revolutionary movements do not succeed without widespread chaos and reactionary movements never succeed in fixing the actual problems even when they come to power. As a dissident, you should inject as much anarchy into society as possible. You will never win playing the Jewish regime's game. "The house always wins" is true up until you decide to burn the casino down. Only then can you build something new on top of it.

How come glasgow runs 4chan? You can't deny it.

everyone on benefits should be turned into mincemeat

>>212289205
that seem Illegal and I Hope you Get Arrested
for it .!!

>>212289192
https://www.xianfoods.com/
Probably could find restaurants like this in Spain

>>212289181
I can only vocaroo you me having the loudest fart ever

Take it or leave it

>>212289199
LOL he aint even pushin

>>212289205
nothing to do there but rot in a ditch with a needle in your arm or rot in your room hunched over a screen

>>212289199
zip it quentin

it's over

>>212289213
kek

How about another meme Ofcommy?

>>212289199
Vocaroo this for us lad

>>212289207
you left out the best bit

16, pale, squishy
mere clapmeat for flip-flop wearing small boat arrivals

I'm serious, in every British thread on 4chan a weegie is pulling the strings, every single one. Is there some conspiracy or just a coinsidence?

It was really very simple I think with Harry. He got excellent rumpy bumpy from an experienced woman who had him in her sights via Soho house. He was led by that desire and he was love bombed. He is not out of that yet and probably never will be. She was clever.

>>212289185
>i got a moo moo milk as a prize
the pokemon item?

someone put toby on quentins trail

>>212289023
why are they intent on impoverishing working class people?

>>212289267
Vocaroo this for us lad

>>212289202
was just saying this down the bookies

The Jews in Britain don't seem to care that Bob Vilyn said whatever about White people. That's not why he's in trouble. They knew he had that song and did nothing to censor him until he attacked Israel. Given that, I don't give a fuck that he told their dumb army to die. Whatever

It's just funny. Oh some ngr told Jews that their army should die on the BBC. Huh. I'll bet they're pretty upset by that.

>>212289279
isn't that the name of those ice lollies that come in milk, strawberry and chocolate and have a cow on the front?

>>212289296
how many working class people do you know maxing out their isa allowance?

YOU GOT THE DUD!

Once the hymen has been breached, BBC plows thru her delicate ribbed tunnel and then his big bulbous head bounces off her tender cervix causing her to yelp loudly and tighten her vaginal muscles around his bbc manhood

>>212289309
no that's a mini milk

Starting to think I'm not going to get a Vocaroo from him :/

>>212289213
This could be a sketch for I Think You Should Leave.

>>212289320
:|
:)
:D

how do you get a stuck condom out your arse if trying to push it out isn't working

>>212289326
you mean one of them little petrol bikes that were popular in 2006?

Elliot Rodger
the supreme gentleman

watching derry girls so i am

There is no such thing as a COBRA meeting it is actually called a COBR meeting (used to be called "cob-are" in the media, even) and COBRA is a made-up term esposed by the media at the government's behest to not use official terms ok!!

AJoi8sybIAYiaG87gyjhh7Y9g97G8

>>212289326
okay thats the first untrue thing from my post, then
maybe it was pokemon confusing me but i could have sworn it had moo in it

jews freaking out now they've lost the narrative

Can we go one thread without someone posting about black penis?
Please?

>>212289311
me
stupid twat

heather and mr smelly taking bbc batondem back shots in the gherkin irish diaspora bar

>>212289371
Have you ever seen a BMW

>>212289351
the main blonde girl is the fit one

How much Lego can you stuff up your bum?

*knock knock* room service for the undocumented small boats goons?

can hear a loud garden party a street away at this hour on a monday
when exactly are we gonna start arresting normoids for enjoying themselves?

>me
>stupid twat

>>212289325
bizarre brown incel fantasy

Honestly hope heathermong dies soon, I've never wished that on a person before

Got the wet towel as a blanket

wanking to porn while /brit/ watches from my second monitor x

>>212289381
the wee lesbian is fitter

>>212289395
you probably spend your money on uberjeets mate, but not all of us do

>>212289325
factual cronem reality

been TOILING for 3 years and in all that time I have NEVER worked as hard as I did during uni exams

Uni exams is PEAK work.
Then again I wonder had I gone into finance if things would be different.

>>212289325
Why are you spending your Monday night alone pretending to be black on 4chan?
What do you get out of it?

>>212289390
Okay so go march down there and ask them to turn it down. You won't.
I'll be proven right and you'll be in your bed, seething, kept up by the music, and I'll STILL be right.
Basically - you're a coward and I am correct. Seethe about it.

>>212289357
can't tell if a deano or a paki would drive this

>>212289417
*flicks to your webcam*
uh lad why are you fingering your japseye like that? you know that isn't what wanking means?

>>212289431
ktim

Supermarkets could be fined if they do not sell healthier food, under a new government plan to tackle obesity.

The “healthy food standard” will apply to retailers and manufacturers in England as part of a ten-year strategy to cut diet-related diseases, the Department of Health and Social Care said.

The policy would bring in mandatory health targets for retailers, but they would have flexibility in how to meet them - such as by tweaking recipes, running price promotions on healthier items, or redesigning store layouts.

mwah

>>212289462
>the government stepped in
LOL

>>212289311
the working ones
the underclass on bennies will be happy

>>212289462
why not take away all our rights, we clearly can't be trusted to make the "correct" choices

>>212289462
can't force us to buy it

buying a car is so stressful if u know fuck all about cars feel like everyone of these cunts is trying to fleece me

>>212289450
the last thing katy sees before passing out

if it gets any warmer tonight I will start crying and I am a messy crier

>>212289474
struck a nerve didn't I
learn to cook. you're also probably a runt that is too scared to answer the door and request the "food" is left outside

>>212289508
left one is so cute

corrr Miranda Cosgrove in School of Rock

>>212289508
Timmy's crush

I've had enough of this just send me to die for Israel already please!

>>212289166
Too true. The Torygraph is just wild rants from rich cunts

>>212289529
of course timmy

>>212289417
when im edging i often come to /brit/ for a few minutes at a time while i cool off

>>212289532
SOVL

Made a fucking peng chicken wrap so I did

>deboned a chicken thigh
>seasoned with salt, pepper, paprika and garlic powder
>fried until crispy
>put it in a wrap with diced onion, pickled cabbage, coriander and lettuce
>with a bit of taztziki sauce

it were lush lads LUSH :3 x

been chatting with the deaf toilfu
love her cute deaf lisp haha x

He's STILL in hospital?!

Absolutely milking it.

Must have been bored of making himself pasta, peas and a can of San Pellegrino every day

>>212289523
you might be the least working class poster i've ever seen

>>212289529
yeh sure timmy ok

>>212289349
cheers

>>212289462
great
some 80 year old boomers approach to nutrition while being bribed by some mega corp to pass a bill which actually enables them to force feed slop to retards
fantastic
realpolitik as it were

>>212289529
Because she's the whitest looking one there

Dr House has taken it too far this time

eating carrot cake :3

>>212289501
if it has an mot, it's previous owner(s) weren't idiots and it has low mileage it's good
pick a safe model that you know only old geezers would drive and take care of and it's fine

>>212289574
useless lump of viscous biomass

>>212289583
Running across Tower Bridge to their Gherkin shift

Watching some of your old videos Quentin and they're not half bad


What happened to you?

Dangerous day to be an ice lolly

>>212289604
Cronem juice leaking out of her thats why she keeping legs crossed

elle fanning super 8

>>212289462
meanwhile everyone orders 5000 calories of grease delivered by a taliban fighter staying in a five star hotel

unf it's so hot ~~

>>212289603
nice

>>212289650
clown world

>>212289639
well said, can only assume he's talking about the native population being genocided by boatpeople in this country

>>212289639
Rorke speechless

>>212289639
mmhmm

>>212289641
resisting the temptation to make the joke. cant be typing it

Fell back into my old ways

>>212289604
too big

Dangerous day to be an underage blonde teen

>>212289679
>I have to keep moving

keep getting autobanned on reddit which is frustrating since there is literally no where else to ask questions

if I was a girl I would have let Elliot Rodger shag me

-2 speedy slamming

>>212289689
They baking hot at the Brixton traphouse

>>212289679
Me but coming back to 4chan after 3 months away

they're so much manlier and better at sex

>>212289712
um

>>212289645
LOL

>>212289712
nigga b looking like mj

>>212289215
Probably a front or just propped by anti-chinese propaganda

>>212289606
2 owners
40k miles
Passed last 3 mot but says brake pad wearing thin

Hi, my name's Scott, welcome to Planes Trains Everything, today I'm in /brit/, touring the thread and I never tire of coming here.

I bought an air conditioner

>>212289604
Her melanin receptors sticky and throbbing

>>212289761
A front for what mongo it's a famous restaurant chain of fast food that's been around for decades

>tire

foy

yeah all nice and well but cronem adjusting hymen’s condition x

heard you want your country back

mad how 30% of my income is sucked up by the government and distributed to people like heathermong - just so he can post about interracial porn all day without starving to death

My favourite YouTube channel is the tranny who lives in Edinburgh and talks about trains.

>>212289797
had the potential to be a good bit of bait but its not for me, have a (You) anyway for the effort

people older than me were my age at some point

>>212289776
good job

>>212289817
we need a purge of the parasites or our civilisation is doomed

>>212289702
ask me x

>>212289804
dey master adjusters
katy laying back quivering and creaming hard all ova batondem

>>212289835
bollocks

>>212289835
often think this when i see a really old cunt struggling to walk

>>212289817
It's sad


Imagine how hard it would be to wake up as him every single day

>>212289847
artisans from kingston jamaica

>>212289462
The healthier food in question

still waiting for materialists to explain the reason for existence

>>212289836
30 off next week buddy, hope you get heat stroke xxx

>>212289817
paid £12k in tax and national insurance last year so spacked tranny can spaff it all on mobile gacha games

that club world cup's going well then

>>212289837
yeah but that'll never happen. the country is being held hostage by people who don't work and want free money (pensioners, politicians, and dole dossers). totally agree with you though

imagine waking up every day wit a luh swc LOL

Got 4 laugh reacts in the footy WhatsApp chat I'm on a cloud

>>212289899
greek schizoid

>>212289899
um that's not made from organic insect protein is it? didnt think so, get the fucking bugs down ya

well that's a woman putting a dildo up her arse and using a hitachi wand on her penis until her penis spurts cum at the end

>>212289916
ah yes charlotte, north carolina. real soccer hotbed.

why do life sentences exist in prison?

why not throw the offender into a volcano?

prime numbers can best be described as "the first occurrence of this number in the numerical sequences" (the prime, first of).
examples of prime numbers can be found even early into the numerical alphabet, with numbers such as 8, 3, 2, 11, and 14 first appearing here.

the missus

>>212289923
ikr it would probably make you obsessed with weird fetishes and make you get off on projecting your own insecurities and trauma onto others

>>212289910
screaming in a melancholic fashion. only sensible option at this point is to emigrate and leave this sinking ship to its fate.

How big is the average home in the UK?

Wife and I just bought our first home for $250k and it’s 1800sqft (168sqm) not including the two car garage and a fairly large back yard

cleaned my bedroom today
We have to start somewhere

>>212289916
Americans don't care about football

>>212289500
You will be forced if there is nothing else. Are you growing any food? No, what you do is have a monetary income, one way or the other. And with the money you buy the food that is available to you for selling. Do you now realise how capitalism really works?

>>212289951
i could unironically shag women like this

>>212289925
i once posted a joke on a Whatsapp group that would not get a single (You) on /brit/ and everyone went hysterical with laughter

boggles the mind

>>212289951
the gigamissus

>>212289963
Don't know

might have a wank and go to bed

>>212289962
Running away is for cowards. Go down with the ship.

>>212289967
Yeah we do

Go jags

>>212289968
mikey already told me how it works

>>212289533
That's it, this is the proof for white genocide!

just made my own subreddit

>>212289973
i've done comments on the work teams that have got 10 laugh reactions
barely get a (You) per thread on the gold i post here
really is a high bar for comedy in the /brit/ writers room

>>212289973
feels like what i imagine heroin is like getting 14 laughing emojis on the teams chat
good to be the funny guy in the office, keeps the morale up

Breh?

>>212289996
That's a handegg team, not a football team

>>212289963
my house is 1300sqft and people think its massive

>>212289923
That one struck a nerve, didn't it, 10 en dun?

um

>>212289963
pass

Hello my forename is Poleaboo (surname redacted) I am 19 years old and I would like to know why 4chan.org keeps talking about me for years thank you

Lads I have so much to say and so much to feel. I’m on FIRE right now.

>>212289572
Good 'un lad.

Just got off the phone with sir keir, says 4chan WILL be restricted unless you post ALL the slags

>>212290017
Jessica Alba and Ana de Armas are the prettiest women alive

my parents house is worth almost 1 million US dollars wow

anyone else ready for bed

>>212290026
the proverbial moo deng poo peng gay porn

>>212290023
Damn that’s how big my small apartment was

No one ever finds me funny. Miserable useless waster bastard me.

>>212290017
Must’ve got the ages mixed up

remember britfeel radio

>>212289963
My parents bought their house for £462,500 a decade ago and the property itself is 2,099 square feet. They're upper middle class. Our houses are diddy compared with yank gaffs. Very envious of you lot for that reason.

>>212289795
Like the Hmong people, who were protecting the drug routes in southeastern asia. The Uighurs are the spearhead of the west's anti-chinese propaganda.

Eating green bean casserole and egg salad

>>212290077
make yourself laugh first
then the rest doesnt matter

>>212290077
LOL

i'm asleep

Replaying mass effect and gonna be really racist this time

There are 4 people online!

why does my rorke uncle keep sending me this on fb

tv licence letter says i have a 10 day window to expect a visit

Autistic gf giving me the run around, blonde bar is so slow to respond, yet bumble gf is actually providing the goods right now.

Who will win? Time will tell

>>212290085
What the fuck are you babbling about you schizo freak?

>>212289902
There isn't any. There is only cause

>>212289973
One lad posted his son's cum wall hahahahaha

>>212290085
so that means they can’t make peng food….or?

post the one with the 2 jappy women scissoring please

bollocking an arse

flyberg has successfully been trapped in the bathroom

>>212290105
been getting those for the last 8 years
wouldnt mind a visit from the telly janny actually

>>212290122
The working class are such vile creatures

Blonde bae is definitely the hottest of them all. So fucking fittttt.

>>212290122
used to do this until eventually it grew mushrooms
mum and stepmum went ballistic

>>212290122
...

>>212290142
Get him tortured get his wings ripped off and his living body flushed down the loo

>>212290122
I used to just shoot it straight on my bedroom carpet

Need some backstory on this Malaponte character
Seems like his employer was contacted and sent screenshots of his 4chan posts
Should I pity him?

Will you lads post in my new subreddit please?

>>212290017
I once had a teenage fling with a girl that looked like Jessica Alba. But then I got fat and she didn't want to know me next summer.

>>212290162
not a very comfortable position to lie in is it? daft cow

Drinking white rum and guava juice

rorke got the gay ear pierced but his mum said there's no such thing

>>212290084
Unless they’re old builds they’re mostly shit

That being said in 5 years or so we can afford a beautiful A frame in the old (American standards for old) neighborhood of our city for about $700k, most built in the 20s so they’re properly built and like 2200sqft on average

New builds here are SHIT, I’m just an electrician and judging by the wiring alone they’re horrible let alone all the foundational cracking and uneven walls

watching the new Adam Curtis

seems like everything is shit

>>212290181
LOL did they really?

>>212290181
Don Carlos

>>212290162
waiting for the small boat cronem to arrive

>>212290177
Same lad left a big stain in front of my ps2 stand

nearly 11pm still 25 degrees
causing me big problems

BIG BLACK NIGGER IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT

>>212290017
why yes, I would go for the 44 year old over the 17 year old

Reminder when the American Consitution and Bill of Rights was made it was made for land owning, Protestant, Anglo Saxon fathers of good moral character. Libertarianism cannot work in multicultural post industrial societies like ours.

>>212290217
adam curtis is a hack who juxtaposes stock footage against non-sequiturs in order to imply something that never happened

USA USA USA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeQ9rpovYMM

Honor? I hardly know her!

>>212290127
Yeah they can, but I am only pointing out how the franchise could be succesful because of reasons that don't have anything to do with the food per se.

give them an inch and they'll take a mile. weak cunt should never have rolled over for them

>>212290122
How does one join such a chat

>>212290234
TAKE MY EMPTY WALLET AND LEAVE ME ALIVE

>>212290219
Someone found his LinkedIn profile and he works for a university

>>212289033
pedos like you are afraid. good. time to go to jail with some muslim rapists. innit

>>212290083
I was on it unironically

>>212290278
if he hadn't of "rolled over" he wouldn't have any chance of passing the legislation
most labour mps don't like tory policies

>>212290195
sounds good I love both of those separately

windows open fans on it lush x

>>212290244
wish my mum was that fit!

>>212290122
I dont understand, is he lyng down while shooting these, or is he slowly making his way across on his knees

>>212290303
the prisons are full actually

/brit/ doesn’t have any actual irish posters now except canslad. used to be loads

>>212290322
Spiders are gonna come in

>>212290269
<3

>>212290332
Thank god

usually just bust on my tummy

>>212290261
no

tough day to be a big fat smelly pig

>>212290350
good they are my mates

>>212290351
Formerly Chuck's

Problem with me is that I have an extremely stale brain that cannot take in new information so I exist in a perpetual discombobulancy, as it were.

>>212290286
He doxxed himself fully ages ago
Reading about it on /cum/
What did he expect lol

>>212290367
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1bX3F7uTrg

>>212290377
me too, it’s called being stupid or spacked up as i like to call it

>>212290315
now he's shown himself to be a pushover so they'll keep pushing back against anything they don't like. fucking 170+ majority and he's scrambling like everything's a vote of confidence

gay if you wouldn't

>>212290426
:/

ermm what the spork

>>212290426
I would regardless of your threat

>>212277371
>>212277371

so, where's the new?

mark corrigan, his smile wide

>>212290497
up ur mums arse m8

Ahem... The new?

New
>>212290520
>>212290520
>>212290520

>>212290497
*gestures to my hand in my pocket*
Got it right here mate
*pulls out a fist and decks you*

I've got a cum wall but it's caused by throwing tissue at the bin which is by the wall and then it hitting the wall. It doesn't come straight from my knob onto the wall.