Thread 212290520

Richmond Park edish

maisie

first for activeee

FENTON
FENTONNNNN
JESUS CHRIST
FENTOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

*settles into the new*

getting high

any boring man in?

my bed time wank is the only thing I look forward to anymore

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>>212290565
yh he's right here the boring bastard >>212290570

Lads will you post in my subreddit pls

>>212290520 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GRSbr0EYYU
OH JESUS CHRIST

Ava Max announces new single, “Wet Hot American Dream,” out tomorrow.

>>212290570
have you found bed time wanks reduce your night time boners?

>>212290562
YO YES
LIGHT THE BIFTER

>>212290581
That’s a tranny with plastic boobs like those rubber ones you wear

>>212290609
That lady has a pecker

The founder of a Pride group, who raped an 'extremely vulnerable' boy who he met on Grindr, has been jailed for 24 years.

Stephen Ireland, 42, who co-founded Pride in Surrey in 2018, raped the child at the flat he shared with his then partner and co-defendant David Sutton, 27, in Addlestone on April 19, 2024.

Ireland had arranged for the 12-year-old boy, referred to in court as Child A, to meet him at his flat after messaging on dating app Grindr, the court heard.

The boy, who had been reported missing at the time, told police they had sex in the flat.

The boy said they also smoked a bong which was later found to have contained methamphetamine, and that pornography was played on a laptop.

Judge Patricia Lees, sentencing at Guildford Crown Court on Monday, told the hearing Ireland 'took advantage' of a vulnerable child.

She said: 'Stephen Ireland is a man who prided himself on being versed in and highly alive to the vulnerabilities of young people linked to the Surrey Pride organisation he was at the time pivotal to.

>>212290607
literally who

>>212290565
i have an interesting story about that, i was down at the local model shop (not the new model shop, im not a fan of that one) and i was looking at what id say was a slightly overpriced tiger tank, a basic model, when a customer asked me if it was good for a child's first model. i found myself laughing and i said yes, it would be, and the other customer took one of the tiger tank models and went to pay
i left the shop without buying anything around this time also

Got the Thrupence on
Got another white rum and guava juice on the go

Reckon the Southport riots should happen again every weekend

BLACKPINK appear to be teasing their upcoming track, “Do Not Jump.”

the third trannyspammer has no class

there, I said it.

>>212290609
does he know his willys out?

Made $50 playing poker, withdrew it. Back up to $10 from turning free tickets into cash to play games.

I just enjoy the game.

stopped going to the barbers during the Covid and developed social anxiety I haven’t been back to the barbers ever since he must think I’ve died

>>212290520 (OP)
Richmond mentioned

>>212290609
bloody Nora thats a tranny and her cock

Sir Tranny Spammer III

Sabrina Carpenter raised over $1 million in less than a year for PLUS1 to support mental health initiatives, LGBTQ+ rights, and animal welfare.

This is the fastest-growing fund of any artist partnered with the nonprofit.

>>212290651
beautiful

i need full pip for social anxiety and depression

develop a clue

Addison Rae stuns ahead of her opening gig for Lana Del Rey.

if you start with £500 and double it, then double it again everyday for just 11 days you’ll be a millionaire.

11 days 11 bets

gots ops at richmond mcdonalds

>>212290676
yeah that'll cure you

ummin' around
the christmas tree

I’m a very nice temperature right now
Not too hot, not too cold

Are girl won today

>>212290661
Well I didn’t have it before and now I do. So I developed it no?

https://youtu.be/p0UFP6XNWIM

The vibes

>>212290651
I didn't mean the place represented by Rishi Sunak

>>212290688
Whats the best thing to bet on

>>212290660
Masham is nice too

*glances in mirror*
fuuuck dude im so retarded bro

>>212290718
No mate. You made it up or imagined it, because it doesn't exist. It's called being a fucking wetback neek, you daft cunt.

>>212290704
imagine how dark her nipples are

*blocks your path during a lads holiday in Magaluf*

wish i were a girl

>>212290734
You meant the sauages?

>>212290738
Footie if you know what ur doing none on rn though

>>212290757
*boosts her over the balcony into the sea and goes for a pint with the lads*

>>212290771
No I meant the hostages

I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS MALFEASANCE

>>212290757
state of that boat

>>212290757
i went on a lad's holiday in Magaluf in June 2018 and she was not there. so this post is jut a lie.

>>212290651
>>212290739
old market towns are PENGERS

>19c at night
Yeah, thinking it MIGHT not be right

>>212290794
FONT

>>212290794
It's called a hypothetical

>>212290748
Someones out an ice lolly up that penguins bottom

>>212290805
too cold innit

>>212290757
Have you been to Magaluf lad?

I have.

>>212290809
ahts shite

>>212290814
I accept your concession

can't believe that nigga lynch died without ever explaining his movies kinda expected him to it on his deathbed

my new step brother fucking mogs the shit out of me
And my step sisters don’t even want to talk to me they just make it bare awkward

Hate my life

We’re seeing levels of lush not seen for YEARS

>>212290802
Leftypol isnt going to like this

>>212290743
>wetback
So he's a Mexican?

>>212290688
Do it for 30 days (one month) and you’ll be a billionaire

>>212290840
are you 12?

>>212290840
Imagine being a grown man and genuinely complaining about this

>>212290840
Just grow into your own skin, innit.

>>212290842
Why?

I'm a lefty and I think there's too many foreigns suddenly coming in.

You are too thick to even know your enemy

>>212290842
get those old buildings demolished and get a grey cladded maccies and starbucks box in their place

>>212290859
20
>>212290861
Not a grown man i wouldn’t say i am
>>212290863
Yh I’ll try

>>212290883
20 is grown you childish little runt

>>212290865
Need a Jain gf

>>212290607
This post is advertising or begging

u,
m

>>212290903
Barely

>>212290889
um

>>212290883
>20
time to grow up. you sound like a 16 year old

a dang potty training video

>>212290919
It's 2 years you silly little rodent

>>212290873
>reddit spacing

any 30 year old boy in?

step bro what are you doing that's my boypussy

>>212290883
get a grip unc

>>212290936
17 me

>>212290932
Reddit? Spend a lot of time there lad?

Poof

>>212290930
Your brain isn’t even fully developed till 25 mate so fucking chill out yeh
>>212290923
You can do one too

I GOT THE POISON

The rise of goonicides in America is unacceptable

>>212290949
fuck off
I've wanked to your thigh pic and everything

>>212290949
bye bye

I dunno

>>212290963
So pathetic
Please switch on your brain

>restrict entrance to only those with updated jab passports
>legally persecute an artists for being vocal in a music festival
>censor the acts you already fear are "controversial"

THOSE FO KEN MOSLEMS THEY WANT SHARIA LAW, WE ARE CULTURALLY INCOMPATIBLE WITH NON-WESTERN VALUES, THIS ISN'T SOVIET FUCKING KOREA

>>212290964
yeah? well i got the remedy

>>212290936
41 years young me (reverse it :P) wuu2

Feeling influenced by all the fit birds in my computer to viciously wank

I'm literally 1 second old

>>212290688
Could make a feel good comedy about that

>>212290936
39 me

I really miss the 'jak

>>212290985
pipe down paddy, you've no idea what you're on about

>>212291002
too old

janny seeing all this people claiming to be under 18 and getting knob on at the thought of dropping the banhammer

>>212291002
grow up

>>212290988
Thats you banned for 4 years lad

>>212290688
11 chances to lose it all though

>>212291008
l'm 38 haha

any good tunes going?

calippo up the arse

>>212291002
wuu2? aha x

>>212291043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PARiTwr9WxA

>>212290988
No chance ur 41

I am Four Hundred and One Million Years Old And One Billion years YearS ...Young

>>212291043
the sash

>>212291043
Nope. Music died 3rd of feb 1959 lad

Need the rapture to happen and save all the white people

>>212291052
getting my umbilical cord snipped lmao :P

>>212291043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mMSqf9UP8Y

don't know what you lads are on about desu x

keep dreaming about being omnipotent this can't be good for my mental health

>>212291082
pics or...? x

>>212291094
Your mind couldn't comprehend it mate

>>212291094
just forget about it lad, it'll go away eventually and you'll be ok

by 2075 there will be more nigerians than white people........

doctor snipped the SMALL umbilical cord by accident :(

the cronem steady cummin and there ain't a damn thing lil timmy culd do

I’m a sensi addict

>>212291043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZBKi2AyhaY

seasideMARK

mad how mental the average person is

HOW CAN YOU MAKE MONEY ONLINE?

>>212291118
Not my problem. I'll be long dead by then.

>>212291043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXQmCf6bNU4

>>212291061
I am 41.

>>212291034
I am Underage.

you feel like a squid ejecting ink defensively whenever you wank under the water in the bath

>>212291118
Get them in get them housed

mad how average the mental person is

something wrong with you lot x

might have a lay on the floor, might not

>SHE SAYS BRIEF THINGS HER LOVE'S A PONY
>MY LOVE'S SUBLIMINAL
ah yes

New routine I’m going to wake up and get a piece of paper and write down all the things I’m going to do that day

>>212291181
yeah?
well get back to us if you decide to or not okay?

I'M FUCKING FLUSH NOW I FIND IT KIND OF FUNNY
COUPLE OF QUID MY RAINY DAY'S TURNED SUNNY
PACKET IN MY POCKET MY NOSE GOES RUNNY
SO FUCK

>>212291181
madlad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=143GFLwm9Hk

/brit/ in a video

might decide to tie this piece of string into intricate shapes
might knot

so how come he wants palestinians to get their country back but not white people

Would /brit/ take a destruction of Gaza in return for it being cold in the UK tonight.
YES
or
NO

>>212291200
i'll keep you posted

If you're a 90s kid you must remember this show and intro music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR0vRuZkxdw

>>212291199
I did this once about 7 months ago and wrote down all the big tasks I needed to get done over the next week or so and I actually did them all

never picked it back up again dunno why

>Pride group founder, 42, who raped a 12-year-old boy he met on dating app Grindr is jailed alongside his partner
wtf who would've guessed!!!!!!

>>212291220
its already mostly destroyed so sure

>>212291215
LOL

you don't hear much about the "15 minute cities" anymore

>>212291015
I do, it's you who doesn't.

>>212291229
Was busy watching wizadora

>>212291220
tomorrow night too and you've got a deal

>>212291245
Why's he gone and done that then

>>212291245
what a turn up for the books this is

>>212291043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgKdyHcZJcs

>>212291254
Dadberg complained enough about it on facebook and they got rid of the idea

>>212291254
Right wing types are generally thicker and easily distracted

Cannot imagine being @SallyBrexit57 and having a head full of sawdust

Eating crackers and fingering my arsehole

>>212291118
Isn't your little drawing showing the opposite of that?

>>212291235
Thanks Good to know it works then. I will start tomorrow morning

what % of gays want to rape kids? l say about 99.99%

>>212291309
looking to increase the statistic then?

>>212291309
You would have it on good authority wouldn't ya?

>>212291118
a nubian queen for every lonely british man

>>212291300
you won't

>>212291229
for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCS0Ora5n-o

Kel supreese. The batty boy was a paedophile

>>212291291
what's on the crackers?
a little cornish cruncher and a few gherkins or pickled onions, hopefully

I knew the perc was fake but I still ate it like a gremlin

aff tae bed

>>212291285
Why does he hate the idea of walking to the shops like the towns of his youth

>>212291309
you sure know your benders buddy. you put in the hours.

Why don't people sleep in their gardens when it gets like this. I might start doing it.

Bad day to be my undies

>>212291322
You don’t know me son!

>>212291261
I'm only kidding, because despite being a British-made educational show, Eyewitness was only shown in American schools
The television series was based on the Eyewitness series of books, which you must surely remember

>>212291287
T. Has a dildo up his arse as we speak

>>212291347
Scarborough is it

>>212291309
0% chance as raping kids goes against gay scripture
it states if you rape kids, you are not gay, and is true
similar to when british people commit crimes so severe it goes against being british, these people have their citizenships revoked.

Spun around the block so many times they thought it was fucking Minecraft

>>212291370
I had DK books a lot like this. Mad that they went bust because kf the phantom menace

Just read a post about *jerks thumb towards it* some woofter being a nonce and leftypol of course goes on the defence immediately

>British number one Emma Raducanu said she would give her coach Mark Petchey an "11 out of 10" after she secured a comfortable victory over compatriot Mimi Xu to progress to the second round at Wimbledon.

so one brit is half chinese half romanian, the other one is fully chinese.....

>>212291397
Scarbados, lovely place

i love hot nights like this lads. can't help it. feels so different to normal nights. get a bit fucked up, sit up for a bit, sleep with a fan on and the willard out. lubberly jubberly.

What was that 90s show about a group of kids who lived on a landfill site? It was shown on BBC Learning Zone

They said I wouldn't shit on 'em, I spread my cheeks and hit 'em with an absolute screamer

>>212291420
11 out of 10 for sex probably!
She had sex with him.

26C in my room
windows open its making no difference

just went upstairs to do a poo but when i got there i didn't need to poo so i come back downstairs and now i'm laying down on the floor

>>212291420
Is mimi the mongy looking one

>>212291431
saved by the bell

>>212291421
Shithole

Mad how Youtube lags your tab on purpose if you have an adblocker

Y'all ever tried that sweet crystal?

Actually sat in the garden on the concrete step

>>212291431
Tried to remember Stig of the Dump, was it?

>>212291447
nah she's already getting piped by carlos alcaraz

>>212291431
Stig of the dump

>>212291431
Rorkes origin story

>>212291413
Yeah I had them too, they were really good

she’s not Chinese she’s Welsh you racist bastid

wanking and moaning loudly

yr but if china went to war with wales shed figt for china innit

>>212291496
Free me of this boring post

Catberg on a mad one

if you get a towel nice and wet but wring it out so it can't drip and get under it like covers you'll have a lovely sleep i give you my Moist But Not Wet Towel guarantee x

Hate my life

>>212291496
we're so fascist that you get invited on stage to spout your rubbish

aaaaaah nooooooo im seething

>>212291510
Done the cunt

>>212291496
Related to femi kuti?

Also there was a segment on BBC Learning Zone about this superhero. I think it was an American actor with dark hair who played the superhero, but it was set in a house in the UK

>>212291520
Yep good theme and one I grew up on
Original was better however. As was Byker Grove's

Stay angry. Keep the blood pressure up. lf you relax for even a moment they win.

is it hot in here or...just me? x

>one chance at life
>you will never be a jewish settler in 1940s palestine preparing to battle the arabs and establish a jewish state and bring home your people from exile
>also you are a woman

feels bad man

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UGH
UGH
UGH
DHJSFOIDSFJJSF KKEKEK

>>212291554
johnny briggs was the goat theme tune

shall be getting the gay porn on imminently

Just brought back the klan

>>212291521
whats wrong mate?

got the ol' gay porn on

Ladies and gentlemen, the cuckposter... we got him.

>>212291541
Fuckin hell lad not asking for much are ya
You've got Stig of the Dump now fuck off

>>212291561
*perform terrorist attacks against the British that allowed you to be here

>>212291341
gn sexy xx

>>212291580
>>212291593
bit gay that

Trump says lsrael are the good guys and l trust him

I didn't really like Grange Hill because I didn't want to be reminded of school
Byker Grove, The Wild House, Demon Headmaster, Aquila and Out of Tune were all good

Not spaffed in a week
Idk just not felt horny
What gives?

>>212291561
>>also you are a woman

>>212291595
>homework MUST be handed in as a paper copy. we do not accept emailed work

what a bunch of fucking DORKS

Yes I stand by this statement

Horrid waxy summer poos

Neeks bruv kmt

How would you reduce crime in inner-city Black neighbourhoods without anti-ethical methods?

>>212291521
i hate your life too

>>212291595
now onto zimmy bin laden

>>212291597
It's weird because I read Stig of the Dump in school, but didn't think it was that because the tv programme had a bunch of kids scavenging on the landfill site. I thought Stig was just a boy and Stig. Maybe they were collecting things for Stig.

Hot and sexual sexy sexed up summer nights

Nuff said

beer and wine don't get me drunk anymore

The only reason I’m not a weed addict is because I can’t afford it

>>212291655
send the buggers back

>>212291675
Did you do media literacy at school? Or mandatory eye tests?

lil bro thinks he's on the team:skull:

dogberg ate a moth, i tried saving it, managed to catch it and throw it out the window but it came back in and she took it straight out of the air and back to her lair :(

Reminder that if you one of the many posters who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, BBC, Vice, DailyMail, vocaroo, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT.

demonic entities flying out my bellend and into my arse

It's wet play in primary school and the teacher rolls the TV into the assembly hall and puts this VHS on

>>212291696
I feel like the weed in the UK must suck

>>212291655
Like that episode of the wire where they legalise drugs in a certain city block. Do that but for all crimes

Catberg on a reproductive one

>>212291696
How do heroin addicts do it? They must spend a fortune

>>212291727
d00d

>>212291746
cute :)

>>212291746
catberg breeding with a darkie it seems
sad
many such cases

>>212291727
It's fine, no worse or better than anything homegrown in the US

wiggly
wiggly
wiggly
worm

In Australia they're all worried about some woman feeding people mushrooms
Possibly ordered off Menulog

Vile ejecta coming from god knows where

bloody love smoking weed keep thinking l'll stop but nope lol

>>212291746
*gently removes one of the kittens and shuffles my head up against her nip*
corr lovely milk

right runt me

Mucky Pup Sex Mouth

>>212291761
Like where does it even come from? I wouldn't trust it.

>>212291817
l'm actually a dopamine fried millennial

having a mental breakdown but I don't care

I too enjoy the ganja
I need it always

>>212291810
You fuckin wot mate?!

think i broke up with my bf today and i don't really care

>>212291825
Someones spare room being used as a grow op, tainted weed isn't a problem here, it's bascially an urban myth like razors in halloween sweets

>>212291825
Albanians grow it in council flats

>>212291840
Just go grab a carlberg from the store and have a cheeky wank lad, you'll be all right

after finding that massive joint on the ground last night l might have a wander round see if there's any more

>>212290607
oh she's sweet but a psycho

>>212291888
Addict behaviour

>>212291866
>>212291869
Do you have to like locate a dealer? I'm glad I don't have to do this

New
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>>212291900
>>212291900

>halfway through the year
>i will be alone come NYE, again

>>212291903
Be under 30 and walk around abit. Theyll come up to you "eyyy mate ya wanna buy some weed "