Biffy Clyro edition

licking and sucking mouseys horrible cheesy gangrenous toes under his desk while he plays runescape or whatever the fuck

>>212291903

Sir poo screamer

Ah, you've finally made it. Parched, I presume? DO come in and I'll make a spot of iced tea

>>212291906
Timmy's crush on the right

>>212291932
mate...

>>212291900 (OP)
Looks like he smells bad

flyberg escaped the bathroom

wahey

I like Asian women

I went to Magna Science Adventure Centre and nanberg bought me a DK Eyewitness book on witches and witchcraft, the scatty mare

been to dispensaries in America they are absolute class and a million times better than buying off the street

DO NOT STAY UP TILL MIDNIGHT
You've all been warned

Ireland be like
>highest cost of living in EU
>most expensive education
>rent spiraling out of control.
>most young people will never have a home
>all while out GDP per. cap. is over double that of the UK
Meanwhile Irish people be like
>"I'm going to make this desert neo nationality of arabs my entire personality, there is nothing more important to me than them"

>>212291978
i remember when that happened, it was on tv and everyone was clapping at the local mcdonalds

>BBC: some wee daft cunts from some shit hole in Éire called the prime minister a "Fanny" so here's why we have to write seven articles about it

>>212291978
Wow where was this I didnt know it was an olympics year....... hope everyone was alright........

ah yes youtube
EXACTLY what i wanted recommended to me
very good algorithmberg

>>212291903
friends of friends like you would in most of the America like 20 years ago

Weed is essentially legal medicinally here now you just have to pay £100 to get some private doctor to say its ok

https://medbud.wiki/pharmacies/

price is a bit on the high side

>>212291980
Oh my days same hun

>>212291978
@grok is this real?

>click on youtube video
>British voice
>"in dis videao i'm gunna discuss sum fings dat i fink are intrestin-"
>close video

>>212292016
seeeex

>>212291950
Hey Quentin what's your girlfriend up to right now?


Waiting patiently for the regular shag?

>>212291903
went to LA in october and our weed is definitely shit in comparison. was lovely getting to shop around a bit, get battered and then eat tacos. apparently our dealers avoid anything too perky cos people complain it's shit gear if they don't get monged out enough. nation of mongs.

>>212292017
I can just walk up to a store and buy it...

waiting for a (You), haven't made a post yet

>>212292026
Vile isn't it

>>212292002
Cringe post from a yank.

>>212292037
I'm glad you enjoyed yourself here :)

>>212291969
I like 1/4th black women

checking on the bennies

Remind me I have to pop to the cobblers tomorrow morning

>>212292032
thought this was a magazine cover from the early 90s or something with the "feeling hot hot hot" reference and oasis. but cor blimey its from 2025.

>>212291995
>>highest cost of living in EU
>>most expensive education
>>rent spiraling out of control.
>>most young people will never have a home
>>all while out GDP per. cap. is over double that of the UK
What's mad is that you blame immigrants for this instead of the real problem, which is the rich

>unironically defending being a weed-addicted layabout
grim
monglad will be talking about how much spray cheese he likes on his 'sliders' next

>>212292059
Brazilians then?

>>212291978
this is EXACTLY why i always say: fat people being allowed to live? no thanks [X]

literally me and yous rn aha

>>212292054
Who farted in your can of monster?

>>212292079
haha true x

>>212292072
You can actually blame both leftymong

here comes the smelly phoneposter with the erm, acksully

Been too long since I scored some kushty kush hi grade gear

>>212292072
And who are bringing the immigrants here, you dumb retard

>>212292079
I'm a fox though

I always get so many fucking moths in my bedroom

>>212292075
Brazilians are 100% black

>>212292072
OP didnt mention immigration you spastic. He said why do people make Palestine their whole personality. Good projection though

Do you run much?

Yh looks hygienic that

>>212292118
Clean your room.

one venti please

>>212292058
yeh i had a top time. i do not approve of your rule of me not being allowed to drink in the back of a car my m9 is driving however. i am in the back and should be allowed to get as drunk as i like. also in the passenger seat.

>the rich
Thats just a dog whistle for jews

I still have no idea what kant was on about

>>212292128
Was she fucking running backward or something

>>212292097
Without immigrants you would still have the rich charging extortionate rents and charging too much for education.

>>212292108
Immigrants are not responsible for the endless greed of the rich you fucking idiot.

>>212292139
Looks fine?

>oh no is that heckin SOIL near my plant

>>212292139
Just dont smoke it. Its that simple. You really dont have to give .money to some of the worst people in our society

>>212292148
One for me as well

>>212292165
>leftypol doesn't understand supply and demand
omdz

>>212292127
I thought he meant Muslim immigrants to Ireland, but anyway, fuck off

In a few years with Reform in charge and a 3rd Trump term we'll get it sorted

>>212292179
why does she ALWAYS censor the pits? foul play that

>>212292156
Youre tiny little britoid mind cant even begin to understand the galaxy sized brains of continentals

bit warm innit

>>212292165
>Without immigrants you would still have the rich charging extortionate rents and charging too much for education.
There would be less demand for rents if we didnt import a million people every year for the last 5 years. Do you really not get that?

>>212291995
not true

>>212292198
>Youre
Big dumb yank scum

Lads I think I'm gonna have one

>>212292188
Yeah kill yourself you pathetic little cunt

>>212292165
Dont care about the cost of immigrants, just want them to stop raping and butchering us

>>212292223
have two

>>212292223
>doing drugs
ishygddt

>leftypol "the rich are exploiting the lower classes"
>also leftypol "the rich should keep doing everything they're currently doing but it shouldn't make me poor"

>>212292232
They are 25 mg each that's a bit too strong for me

>>212292167
Just saying do u think the Albanian slave who has his passport stolen and is forced to make these crops does any quality control on the soil to make sure there’s no dog shit or weed killer in it? Me thinks not

/brit/, you ARE familiar with the nuclear celtic languages....right?

>>212292156
So theres 7 bridges right but you cant cross them all

>>212292198
rattled

>>212292231
>>212292208
>>212292196
>>212292188
>>212292183
>>212292165
>>212292240
cool it with the anti semitism

just when is universal basic income happening?

1) fan on the lowest setting to give me a breeze but not be loud enough to fuck with my sleep
2) fan on the next up setting which will sort of be a challenge to sleep through but i will definitely be cooler so maybe that balances it out.

SOLUTION: Get the immigrants building houses. Want to stay? Build your own house!

:)

>>212292242
don't know what they are desu x

how does living with someone who needs a carer and/or funding for home improvements affect me? like if someone I live with needs a stairlift or something altering in the house am I liable in any way? I don't feel like I should be if it's only of benefit to them

>>212292264
Ah great shanty towns...

Done with all the rubbish

>>212292221
Germany: schopenhauer, kant, goethe, Schiller, fichte, clausewitz, Schmitt, heidigger, Wagner, neitzche, hesse, luther
Britan: ????

>>212292243
Why would there be dogshit in a bag of store-bought topsoil? It's not random garden soil - it quite literally wouldnt grow in that

>weed killer
like 99% of food we consume everyday then

>>212292271
Dude weeeed gummies
Im so baked rn bro
I’m gonna get the munchies bro oh noooo

>>212292161
Probably not.

>>212292291
Bro doesnt wash his weed

>>212292264
eagerly anticpating the great favela of londinium within the first four months of this policy, keir

>>212292291
So you’re saying it “literally” wouldn’t grow in garden soil? The soil which every other plant and tree grows in just fine?

>>212292303
This but unironically. Gonna go to Galloping Ghost. It's the biggest arcade in the Americas and it's local :)

>>212292216
Is true.
All of it.
Every last bit.

https://youtu.be/98ZyhmA7xso

>>212292288
Tommy Robinson

>>212292208
If we didn't have boomer NIMBYs then we'd be able to build as many properties as needed for everyone in the UK.

>>212292270
>i'll never be rescued from a tree and kissed tenderly on the forehead by the they/themdem
what's the fucking point

>>212292264
your cardboard box city idea is not a strong one

>>212292326
Enjoy yourself kid

don't think they grow weed in soil

>>212292326
doxed yourself m8

Pinch punch, first day of the month!
How's that getting a girlfriend in 2025 going lads?
Half way through.

>>212292334
Maybe people dont want the towns and villages they grew up in concreted over and filled with 3rd worlders. I know its a difficult concept for you as you only think of the here and now

>>212292322
sorry let me rephrase, it would grow in garden soil but it would produce a tiny, disease ridden plant that would yield minimal if any bud.

Trees have to be decades old to produce any sort of substantial amount of fruit/nuts, weed is grown as an annual plant

canada day in a few hours :3

Where am I going to be visiting?
Why, Brookfield, Illinois of course!
And you bet I've got my raping trousers on.

another one bites the dust

>>212292380
I have planters and grow stuff just fine in normal soil.

>>212292388
looking forward to it, gonna be great, the best

>>212292367
I'd hug you lovely if you showed up in my city!

>>212292394
good

>Texted ex fling happy birthday
>Messaged her on Instagram
No response at all.
Very sad.

>>212292376
So boomer NIMBYs, who faced much lower property prices relative to the average wage, don't want to see new builds because it will spoil their view.

"I got mine, but if young people today can't buy a house like I did, then I don't give a shit."

>>212292394
This victim of a burglary needs locking up

>>212292398
Bud is the fruit/flower of the plant, you could probably grow about £30 worth of weed in a pot with some shitty garden soil but if you bought some proper top soil and compost it would be more like £300.

Garden soil is simply too lacking in nutrients, too dense, for an economical harvest

>>212292438
Have been talking to mine on and off for the last 2 years since we broke up, neither of us having sex or in a relationship either

>>212292444
The victim who chased him is literally charged with causing death by dangerous driving

Pure kino
There was and never will be anything quite like it

https://youtu.be/PppmPNCNM8A

>>212292452
Are shrom spores legal in the UK?

>>212292469

>>212292469
The other dashboard was better actually

scuse much?
rude or anything.

>>212292472
always sends me roaring this video

24 days left until Ofcom starts enforcing the legal requirement for all pornographic websites to have ID checks.

You will need to send in a photograph of your real-life ID or submit credit card or email information in order to access Pornhub and a slew of other sites from 25th July onwards.

And yes, thanks to the sheer amount of NSFW boards, 4chan counts as a pornographic site too.

>>212292469
SOVL

>>212292487
The mother of all downgrades...

there should be sex classes. the same way people train in martial arts gyms. there should be gyms that you can sign up to and practice sex

>>212292474
Yeah I had a go at growing them in mumbergs attic some years ago, it's the same thing with weed where you can buy all the seeds and stuff legally but its illegal to actually germinate them

Fucking boring bastard meeting in here

>>212292466
yeah that makes sense
what is engaging in a high speed chase as a civilian going to accomplish other than a crash

I was reading the twitter reaction to Bob Vylan mocking the British saying 'You want your country back, you can't have that, haha' at Glastonbury on Twitter and naturally the gammons were really furious and ranting about how this is 'their' country. Then regarding the IDF stuff I thought about how the Jewish people retook 'their' land and expelled the Arabs even though it made the GDP smaller because they wanted a country for themselves. I fear the Anglo Celtic 'native' people could be influenced by the Zionist movement and attempt to create an Anglo Celtic state on top of our multicultural society regardless of it harming the economy, Brexit in a sense was already a minor attempt of this movement lucky Boris held it back with his wave for now but the threat is always there. It took Jews like 400 years to take Palestine back for themselves so we should always be on the watch out.

>>212292441
Most people rented until the 1970s. House ownership wasnt in the majority till the 80s. It wasn't easy to get a loan and most people bought houses much later. Again i dont see how bringing in a million people every year helps the situation ?

They are such gay nerds

>>212292502
VPN ON
Porn ACCESSED
ID NOT REQUIRED

>>212292441
>implying young people will be buying the houses rather than rasheed, ranjeet and mbumgu

"alright class today we're working on our anal pounding skills"

>>212292394
Imagine some wee cunt stealing your bike, it crashes, he dies, and you have to see this just down the street from your house every day.

>>212292441
>government creates a situation where peoples largest asset is their house
>building a huge housing estate nearby will decrease the value of the house and change the entire character of the village
Nooo you cant just complain!

rorke throwing out his radish seeds because theyre black

>>212292549
I failed my blowjob quiz...

>>212292466
He should nust say he married to an american spy, fly to america and say sorry 4years later

>>212292564
A lot of leftists fundamentally believe small towns and villages literally shouldn't exist.

There is an actual movement among some of them to encourage the idea of absolutely all humans living in cities because it's "more efficient" or some bullshit.

Chundering over how are Rolf is still on Spotify despite being outed as a nonce and dying in prison

>>212292582
there's always another cock to suck

>>212292549
"I'm gonna team up with guy who always gets As on these"

>>212292602
old man in the freezer going UUGH UUGH UUGH

>>212292466
>The victim who chased him is literally charged with causing death by dangerous driving
Yet another case of UK anarcho-tyranny in action.

Ordinary peaceful citizens are punished with the full force of the law, while prolific criminals get away with endless excuses.

Fucking hell lads, they stole three of his bikes, crashed and died, and now the guy they stole the bikes from is on trial for causing his death.

good thing i'm a massive gay bastard

any gigantic straight bastards in?

>>212292635
ARGHHHH STOP LYING

>>212292608
>shagged a friend of his daughter when she was 18
Nonce freak
>woody allen shags his own adopted daughter when shes under 18
Best director ever

>>212292646
No.

>>212292646
no im a 5'11 manlet straight bastard

>>212292551
Even got deanos favourite rapper to rap at his funeral it’s what he would’ve wanted x

>>212292646
im not very tall but im very wide and yeah im very straight

>>212292653
It's kinda weird how Europe sheltered that ACTUAL PEDO Roman Polanski

>>212291900 (OP)
I am listening to the smiths as a sad zoomer whos failed life at 22

>>212292667
Thats Stockport county's function room

>Norman, of no fixed abode
Ah just some scummy scaghead probably deserves locking up for all sorts even if it's good the dead chavvy kids who robbed bikes are no big loss either
Win win for societeh

I only have to capture 2 towns and 4 castles to capture all map in pendor BUT IT'S SO FUCKING BORING

>intimidates an entire country's army, enrages and confuses a nation's media, and makes the leaders of several countries seethe, with just a football chant
heh nothing personnel

>>212292667

Ah yes, the jovial plumber/welder/mechanic phenotype. B-tier subgroup. Prone to alcoholism, but cheerful and easy going and very competent. The perfect proletariat genome.

>>212292680
What do roman polanski and woody allen have in common that rolf Harris doesn't. Very odd

Even Reddit has no sympathy for the little cunt.

https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/1lock85/boy_16_on_stolen_bike_died_trying_to_get_away/

WATCH THIS
WATCH ME GO

>>212292683
Morrissey's solo work is absolute mint as well, give it a listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJA73j6AvKU

>>212292702
>Heard you want your country back, shut the fuck up
He would be shot here....

I've outgrown this place. It's not funny anymore, in fact there isn't even any dialogue. It's just inane nonsense, people spamming their flat gimmicks. The same pictures. The same cuck posts. It's an insane asylum for the loners and misfits. You post ironically and sarcastically but sooner or later when you hit your 30s and you talk and act with no sincerity then nothing matters, not even your own life. I'm done.

>>212292710
both directors init

>>212292702
Genuinely dog shit music though. Not a banger

>>212292721
i wish i was never born if i was born i would be someone who wasn't worthless

Genuinely mental how much richer English history and heritage is than that of Scotland

>>212292702
shut up adam

>>212292710
Roman was fucking 13 year olds

>>212292731
yeah?

>>212292704
He’s literally a Irish gypsy

just lost all my best heroes in darkest dungeon to that bandit king cunt lost all will to carry on with the game desu

can't believe reddit doesn't like me asking girls if they're dogpilled

mad, mad and mental

Little bastard didn't make it very far did he?

>>212292728
Yeah?

>>212292742
Genuinely mental how it’s half 12 on a school night and you’re trying to start beef for no reason grow up mate

>>212292734
yeh it's not for me. wanted him to have a hammer or two to back it up but it's a bit shit really.

Have you had this place?
https://youtube.com/shorts/izo5urItEhE?si=xP-ft2-Dps1oZpvC

>>212291900 (OP)
should i even try if life sucks so much now? i mean i haven been single for 2 years

>>212292749
Up the bum no less. After jack nichols had finished

>>212292792
>t. seething scots bastard

>>212292780
me but with /brit/

>>212292811
Not Scottish mate

>>212292821
nice try, angus mcsporranstain

If you want to go to the desert take a Land Rover if you actually want to make it back take a Jeep.

might put a funny film on

>>212292710
neither can correctly draw a rolfaroo

>>212292777
Dean Barnes, 16 — who died in a motorbike crash earlier this week — had previously been convicted for his role in a car theft that saw a takeaway owner killed

At a sentence hearing in November 2021 Manchester Crown Court was told how witnesses heard someone shouting 'no, no, no', after the boy entered the car.

The father of three ran back to his vehicle and attempted to stop it from being stolen by holding on to it.

He held on for around 30 metres but was then thrown into the road, where he hit his head on the ground before being run over by his own car.

>>212292877
karma
get fucked little dickhead

>>212292877
Any civilised country would've imprisoned him for decades for that crime alone.

>>212292855
It's a bit burnt innit

>>212292853
name 1 funny film

>It's now been revealed that Dean had previously been convicted after an investigation into the death of Mohammed Islam in January 2021
Mental how nothing of value has been lost in this entire saga

>>212292911
Genuinely can't believe Muslims actually have names like "Mohammed Islam". Feels like a parody

>>212292911
>Mohammed Islam
cmon writers are fucking lazy

>>212292599
urbanists don't have a problem with rural communities, it's suburbs that are the problem

Just letting you lads know I'll be donating 10p for every /brit/ post during the month of July. The money will go towards lgbtq+ rights groups.

>>212292877
>Aw but he was such a sweet lad. A right cheeky chappy whose smile lit up a room

>>212292853
Watch Mr.Vampire from Hong Kong it's a good movie and is available all over YouTube subbed

>>212292911
Cmon mate I literally left that out for a reason

here's Vinnie, give the lad an alri

>>212292933
what rights do the lgbtq+ people lack that non-lgbtq+ people have

>>212292935
>bean

>>212292950
getting big ar vinny
handsome fella i tell ya x

Sir Man Pregnant

>>212292964
They're oppressed and face barriers in society that others don't

gwan den

>mohammed islam
pfft load of nonsense

Sir Man Preggers

>>212292935
based

so hot can’t sleep but don’t want to keep a fan on all night wastes electricity and am afraid itll cause a fire

>>212292992
give examples

>>212292731
im trans btw

sir tom scientology

>>212293037
Just drink lots and lots of water. Don't think I've ever slept with a fan on and I live in the fucking Kalahari desert.

>>212293124
yeah but your black

Vinnie snores surprisingly loudly for his size

>>212293124
UK humidity is fucking hell mate, 25C here is at least as bad as 40C in a dry cuntry

i'd like to be a fisherthem

>>212293160
why are we so humid?

the slop

It's currently 46°C with 7% humidity outside where I live

>>212293204
22C and 75% humidity here, i'm on the coast as well so it'll be worse in land

pooing

>>212293204
same

>>212293199
cor x

.

https://youtu.be/iZSlVZ1U1jY?si=fj-5pbI909-fdGH6 [Open]
THEY'RE LEADING US INTO WW3
AND THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL DEMOCRACY
ITS A CRY FOR NO GOVERNMENT, A CRY TO BE FREE
AND I DONT SEE FREEDOM IN DEMOCRACY

i go on my incel walks at around midnight and the temps are still usually 26-27c with ~90% humidity

>>212292816
ktim when i seasideMARK a poo out my spaino bradley

>>212293275
Feels downright comfy rn where I live

Catberg laying on his fat arse refusing to deal with this fly

going to bed. keep me in your prayers x

mental how industrious the yanks have been historically considering the weather here

Accidentally got a gf and now she wants to text me every inane thought she has. Jesus wept.

>>212293374
yeah fair play to the yanks for creating the hit hospital drama "House" despite the weather

>>212293374
weather in the northeast is quite pleasant actually, without being boring and rainy like some other countries

>>212293460
explains why House is set in New Jersey

>>212292120
Are you Irish diaspora?
>>212292128
Your Irishness makes you love swarthoid holes

poo

I give off nonce paedo vibes

watching Book of Eli very kino

>>212293284
Whereabouts in the US?

>>212293453
the writer is canadian

looking at jobs

>>212293568
poo

>>212293545
love that film was basically an unofficial fallout film

maybe ill be a summer camp counselor for preschoolers

>>212293568
If you were in the UK I could've helped to get you a job at the chicken kiev factory. I'm the man who fucks the garlic butter into the chicken kievs, you see.

poo

>>212293655
the third Savage sibling

Agree with everything that was said about Israel at Glastonbury on the stage desu

>>212293704
And what about the stuff about "you can't have your country back"? You agree with that too?

Clair obscur Expidition 33 Lune r34 SFM porn feet

I am supposed to be fighting a war right now. My biological clock is going insane. I should be in a field somewhere in Europe killing a Russian with nothing but my bare hands.

Right.
That does it.
Far too much spending lately.
Not going to spend a single penny until Sunday.
Mark my words!

>>212293784
>I should be in a field somewhere in Europe killing a Russian with nothing but my bare hands.
volunteer pussy

decent thread so far

Does Rorke support Palestine or does he support, god forbid, Israel

>>212293851
he loves Trump who loves lsrael

>>212293851
rorke is not a real person

>>212293768
Someone on /v/ said that you can tell the buzz around Expedition 33 is manufactured because of just how little porn there is of any of the characters, and I hate to admit it but he was 100% right.

gfberg is so autistic its not even funny

>>212293851
waiting for leftypol to pick a side then he'll pick the opposite of that

>>212293910
most of those look horrible to use daily

Feeling kinda fruity. Feeling kinda mincey. Feeling kinda noncey. Feeling kinda ZESTY.

>>212293882

Its only been around a month, give the good artists time to get the models sorted out.
Game also has my support due to not being wokeslop

On the bear diet just eating berries maybe some tuna later

>>212294012
>Game also has my support due to not being wokeslop
It's something a lot more insidious than that, it's a game being used as a cudgel against the Japanese gaming industry because westerners are mad about how highly successful it is without them having any cultural influence over it.

The amount of articles and online discussions that were spawned in the wake of E33's release calling it "the best JRPG ever" and "so much better than those icky anime games!" was insane. And these were popping up less than 24 hours after launch, all clearly coordinated. It was an actual psyop in my view.

Raping a poo

How’s the site not down then? Thought it was getting banned

>>212294123
Not until 25th July, that's the date ID checks on all pornographic websites are being enforced by Ofcom

>>212294131
oh youre still here
kys

>>212294063
imagine giving a shit about any of that

more like Offcum haha, like wanking and cum

007 license to browse

wondering if I will be called into a police station over some of the posts I've been making here tonight

Ofcom? More like KYS NIGGER TRANNY HAHAHA

>>212294274
deus vult

Just back from greggs

>>212294308
Awful effort from left there

>>212294339
i said deus vult nigga

>>212294346
screaming

>>212294308
>hijab on nine year olds
muslims should be reeducated in camps

WEE WUZZZ ROMANS AN SHIIIETTTT NIGGUUUUHHHH

Cannot being to comprehend decades of being a toilfreak. It's starting me right in the eyes. Grown men wearing uniforms. I can't be a service wagie when I am 30 need a niche yesterday

>>212294337
at this hour?? it's way past greggs' bedtime

>>212294360
>muslims should be *KILLED
ftfy

>>212294379
ofcom's not gonna like this one

GET THE FUCKING NEW MADE

>>212294379
your words not mine

>>212293817

>>212294405
need to somehow make my gf look this good

>>212294405

¬
>>212294476
>>212294476
>>212294476