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Hi, I'm a slut.

>>212296291
Men can't be sluts

one more hour leaf bros

doing anything tonight? Tommorow?

>>212296274
Sad!

>>212296277 (OP)

>>212296291
hi slut i'm dad

>>212296296
Do what I want, I don't give a fuck (nope)
Post a titty, make a simp nut (oops)
Proud bitch, I smile when I suck (yeah)

I am sad that I didn't post my thread first, but it's okay

I was so bad at my former job I got sent home early for my first 5 shifts.

>>212296313
what was the job

>>212296107
you hate HR? well, I hate you back you little shit

I love the smell of soil

>>212296311
Not familiar with this particular media

>>212296320
professional be-on-timer

there ain't no lobos

Best Tarantino film is Inglorious Basterds

just made $50 sports gambling

You know sometimes your life is just good. You have little problems and shit just works out. That is what I'm going through rn. Just waiting for some shit to go down desu

>>212296320
line cook

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour
But Heaven knows, I'm miserable now
I was looking for a job and then I found a job
And Heaven knows, I'm miserable now

>>212296364
They had to have had at least one gay foursome

>>212296351
no my life is only suffering

>>212296351
i have never had this and i'm going to kill myself

>>212296344
what sport?

>>212296378
the only one happening?

>>212296370
>>212296369
why? what troubles do you have?

>>212296351
Same man

>>212296368
Moz and Marr definitely had a FMM threesome no doubt about it.

>>212296389
ugly
failure to launch
mental retard
but i got a plan to turn it all around

Dinnertime.

I already told ya I ain't got no agua

>>212296341
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

That being said, Basterds is better than Django because the bad guys are better than the good guys in every single way (more intelligent, can speak multiple languages, better read, more cultured) except on the central, moral issue of the day, making Basterds a lot more fun to watch.

Django kinda sucks because the bad guys are a bunch of illiterate, disgusting boobs already and the good guys are already superior to them in every single way, so watching them get slaughtered is more of a grind.

Also the good guys in Django are way more invulnerable than they are in Basterds, and after a while it just gets boring.

>>212296412
That's a light side dish.
What's your main course?

*dies off screen*

Hi, I'm a giant whore (yup)
Got boys and girls always at my door (knock-knock, skank!)
Fuck everyone 'til I'm sore (ouch)
Threesome, foursome, or more (messy)
Yeah, I'm a world-class hoe (yeah)
Get dicked down everywhere I go (okay)
I like it fast, like it slow
And I always got that post-nut glow (wow)

>>212296386
FIFA Club World Cup?

>>212296409
> ugly
gym and ogremaxx

> failure to launch
take baby steps. start with holding down one job

> mental retard
Work out. It suppresses my autismo

> but i got a plan to turn it all around
based, start execution

>>212296432
kek

>>212296434
who gives a shit about that? the only relevant sports this month are gold cup and basedball

>>212296422
He just died? Wow. I didn’t know that. I just — you’re telling me now for the first time. He led an amazing life. What else can you say? He was an amazing poster. Whether you agree or not, he was an amazing poster who led an amazing life. I’m actually saddened to hear that. I am saddened to hear that.

>>212296301
tonight consists of video games like a loser, tomorrow will consist of yard work and drinking (like a loser as well)

Boop
Poop
That's what I think

>>212296395
blessed and comfynfeeling

>>212296451
>gold cup
>relevant
Do Americans really?

not doing anything for Canada Day really
Weather is gonna be terrible in Ottawa so just gonna chill

>>212296301
one more hour for what? celebrating pride month?

>>212296489

>"atheist"
>only attacks Christianity
so happy they have such a high suicide rate
good riddance

>>212296397
Ehy no doubt about it? I don't know much about the members other than marr and moressey

>>212296506
They don't (to both statements)

>>212296484
>not watching the most SOVLful tournament in the world
ISHYGDDT

>>212296506
>happy they have such a high suicide rate
that doesn't sound very christian of you

>>212296351
things are finally starting to get good if i let them and don't implode lol
finally got a good opportunity to learn and increase my value because i didn't take no for an answer and kept texting this guy monthly until he hired me.

F*CK palest*ne

>>212296528
lmao throwing garbage at his stinky ass

Karoline Leavitt isnt that hot but the way she dresses is very pretty and feminine

I was certain I was going to an hero but now I'm conflicted. Someone talk some sense into me.

>>212296510
Rourke was a nice guy and great bass player. Joyce on the other hand was a talentless snake and one of the reason the band broke up.
>>212296528
>throwing trash everywhere
Was the match in India?

>>212296562
Her thighs and boobs make me feel sexual attraction

>>212296574
Same, she's not my type but her cute femininity makes me want to breed her

>>212296573
mexicans and CHI's are disgusting creatures

Next year there will be a world cup match in my city

>>212296588
Chingate wey!!

>>212296591
mine too(located an hour away)

>>212296591
Same (Los Angeles)

>>212296533
>thinking I believe in any of the Abrahamic faiths
I do not think any current religions know who our creator is

>>212296618
Our creator is Yahweh as revealed by the person of Jesus

smoke a cigarette

If the Olympics were anything to go by, I'm glad Vancouver skipped the World Cup.

YID
(yahweh is dead)

zoo wee mama

If you're not liberal by the time you're 20 youve got no heart.
If you're not conservative by 30 youve got no brain.

Like everything else, this is just being done for Jews. The DOJ's current "hit list" of denaturalization targets is only about 2500 people. A demographically insignificant number, indicating that this is a political purge.

Update from the anon who flooded his room a little. several months ago i left the sink on closed until it overflowed like a a sixth of an inch and had coolant leaking from a mini fridge onto my carpted room
anyways now i'm occassionally finding large coakroaches in the morning. the smell remains
Lease is expiring soon, so it's no longer my problem
Proof that if you avoid a problem long enough it goes away.

>>212296648
I was a chud by the time I was 20

>do no fap for 8 days straight
>now i jerk it a lot less
neat

>>212296662
anyways it's really gross thinking how the coakroach maybe have been all over my clothes and food and shit while i was asleep.
I'm signing the first lease at an apartment that looks half decent. hard to sleep now knowing when i turn of the lights any second a huge coakroach may come out

more like Vanpoover that city is full of jeets

>>212296663
In this modern day and age I may have to adjust those numbers some

>>212296548
god bless anon. persistence pays off. I am kinda in the similar boat. Already got a good job, but prepping for an even better one

>>212296648
depends on who i'm around.

fuck golf.

^black hands typed this post

>>212296692
It's a massive waste of land and water

>>212296644
He's the most alive God in the world today

>>212296663
I'm 25. i went from devout Catholic (raised catholic and went to catholic school) then in college i became semi woketarded read a lot of Rousseau and Marx. And now idk what I am anymore moderate realist I guess

>in the best shape I have ever been
>look like shit because loose skin
haha oof

>>212296710
It's still worth not feeling like shit

>>212296708
>moderate realist
Kek what's unrealist about you that isn't just totally extreme realist

golf was invented by scottish people (my ancestors)

I'm gonna polish my car tomorrow

>>212296691
Where does your heart lie?

>>212296717
at least i look ok in a shirt i guess

https://youtu.be/r6Gw7BFgFLo

>>212296718
Moderate comma realist

>>212296722
i'm gonna polish my knob

>>212296705
keeps the poors out, they would just build high density shithole subdivisions on that land and cram them with indians.

at least golf courses are a source of natural beauty, sculpted into something unique by man's hand.

>>212296719
America was discovered by italians (my ancestors)

>>212296730
though i guess if i'm honest i'm probably more of a nihilist than anything else

>>212296724
i'm not sure. i care very much about people, and i'm huge on milking any green back from the gov, so lefty i guess?

>>212296747
You sound unsure

>>212296729
>tfw no retarded pet manatee

>>212296744
It was named by them, at least

Me, I'm English, Scottish, and a touch Irish. That's it.

>>212296724
I lie about everything
Even this

>>212296767
I was touched by an Irish once. Didn't like it.

>>212296747
>and i'm huge on milking any green back from the gov, so lefty i guess?

I'm English, Scots-Irish and Norwegian

>>212296767
Im 1/8th Irish
My maternal great grandfathers last name was matthews

Accidentally got the liquidy kind of instant mashed potatoes, meant to get the fluffy kind
Yep it's suicide time

>tfw nothing really turns me on anymore
>2d or 3DPD
oof

i'm baked af

>>212296795
I laced that shit with crack
I didn't know you smoke weed

kinda want to get a ticket to india just so i can shit in their streets.

>>212296807
Uno reverse card

>>212296784
His logic kinda makes sense though nature abhors a vacuum. you want to check one kind of power you need an equal power
in the 20th century that power was big unions and political machines. but yeah they could be incredibly corrupt and i think the time where that was possible has pretty much completely past post-Reagan

My grandpa was a McLemore

>>212296791
Time for 4D

>>212296807
Enjoy dysentery.

>>212296820
i don't plan on eating or drinking anything there

>>212296807
Go to Brampton and take a shit in a Tim Hortons.

Drinking an entire bottle of wine

Why are Indians so rude? everyday i get on to a shuttle to go to work and they never thank the bus driver. It will be like ten indians in a row and they won't even respond or acknowledge the driver, even when the driver says good morning
Wtf is wrong with them?

>>212296833
Just one?

>>212296790
>instant mashed potatoes
grim

>>212296833
I hope that's an Ontario or BC wine

>>212296842
how would you feel if you were indian?

>>212296833
me 4 days ago

>>212296842
Soulless automatons

Microwaving a Marie calendar turkey pot pie right now

Literally me

Drinking a cold beer while taking a cool shower on a hot summer day is one of God's greatest gifts to humanity.

>>212296842
They are low IQ with an inferiority complex

Al Hilal beats Manchester City

I'm an Irishman. Leather weathered Irish skin. Beard orange as the sunset over the flag. In the night sky we fly it, in pride for the life we fight to live. History, I write with it. Spit it with the dialect. And this is a celebration of course; the green, white, orange. And when they pulled up on that shore, first generation born, toast to those that made it on a boat to New York. And when the English came, the colonizer came, they filled up bottles of gasoline, turned 'em into balls of flame and hurled 'em to protect what's ours. Don't touch these lucky charms! Whole bunch of Irish screaming "Fuck the London Guard!" I'm kidding, not dissin' London, this bloody war, but go against the Irish and get a bloody jaw. Preaching nonviolence but reminds of the scars and the bias, put a pint up everybody sing a song!

From New England to New Brunswick, Galway to Dublin, a rebellious nation of freckled face hustlers! Heart, blue collared workers and family. My heritage, proud to be a Haggerty! Now with whiskey in our veins, claiming we're the bravest men, I drank Old Crow, but pretended it was Jameson. Dad sipped Guinness, I sipped Old English, 'til he sat me down at 16 and said "boy, this is what a beer is." I put down the drink, couldn't drink like a gentleman. That doesn't mean I can't make a drinking song for the rest of 'em. Challenge us in football, yeah we might lose, but don't put us next to a bar stool. We take the history, script it in song, light the torch then you pass it on. That's right I said, lineage through the rhythm we script it from the palm! And we give 'til Ireland is on; Bottoms Up!

>>212296831
that would save some time and money, but it's time we fight fire with fire on their own streets

Wow I'm based

I thought after drumpf survived the assassination attempt and since it's his last term that he'd go balls to the wall and expose everything. I guess it isn't too late.

ordering slop

>>212296853
other minorities still thank the driver. even niggers do.
Somehow they manage to be even ruder than niggers. that's an impressive feat

You must not know about me
You must not know bout me

>>212296894
What form will this slop take?

>>212296872
Embarrassed I put money on them

>>212296533
There's no "love" like Christian hate. They're so retarded that they give themselves a persecution complex. Atheists don't like any religions. The Christcucks just only see atheists have a problem with Christcucks, because Christcucks don't make friends with people in other religions.
All religions are retarded and used for cover to rape children and launder money.

Did one of those motor farts

jimmy fallon just said "dick" on air and it got past the censors

>>212296900
Chicken sandwich

>>212296662
Filth-maxxed

>>212296862
gambit has always been my favorite xman

Why does katelin Collins look so mean and evil

>>212296861
for my money it's gotta be banquet

>>212296910
That's not too bad. Enjoy it, I say

>>212296844
No bully, I'm a lightweight, I weigh 140 lbs.

>>212296851
No, it's shitalian. I'd happily buy more Canadian wines if we didn't have such retarded laws against importing wines from one province to another (and if the Canadian wines were economically competitive vis-à-vis their European counterparts).

>>212296753
yeah, i am unsure. i worry a lot. so when i vote, and hear some terrible thing happened, i feel partially responsible. like, "man, i did that. *i* voted that guy in." it's made me skip elections. i don't know. it's like playing pinball. you're trying to decide if the game is rigged AS you're playing it.

>>212296906
Can we judge religions by the purity of their teachings instead of the hypocrisy of their lowest common denomination followers

The average Christian and the average atheist have no fucking clue why they believe what they believe

>>212296878
We shall poop on the beaches
We shall poop on the streets
We will never stop shitting

>>212296906
Ironically i think Christianity is so hateful because of its universalism. people of other religions all must be converted to the one true faith.
in a weird way you could say Christianity is the most loving and the most hateful religion
Loving cause its universality enables it to view all humans as equal at a fundamental level, yet at the same time hateful since everything has to be absorbed into it

quebec is weird
bunch of frenchmen stranded in canada

>>212296945
LMAO

>>212296952
Actually Canada is a bunch of Canadians stranded around Quebec
That's how they seem to vote at least

man who wants to use the US' nuclear arsenal to annihilate every other race of people on the planet: yeah, I guess you could say I'm a conservative

>>212296952
>stranded

lol they have the time of their lives every day, it's party time 24/7 if you live in QC the country pays for everything for them they are nepobabies

>>212296951
>hateful since everything has to be absorbed into it
That's how religions work and propagate. But at least it's not forceful like Islam, like "Convert or die" type shit.
A Christian will just feel bad for you that you're going to hell if you reject their message. A Muslim will behead you and get praise for it

>>212296951
>people of other religions all must be converted to the one true faith.
Same could be said about any other religion

Stop worrying about ideological and political labels. start thinking about what is concretely moral and not moral, what really matters in life--is it security, is it fairness, or is there no basis at all besides blind half reasoned wants?
decide your fundamental underlying orientation and worldview first before you attach any label to yourself

Going to stop messaging my oneitis soon and be back to talking to zero girls and living my life by my lonesome. She never messaged back much because of “work” but I think she probably was just talking to other people the whole time too but idk it was nice to talk to a girl for once

i had jock itch for like a couple months now and i just realized it and got cream for it and now it stopped hmmm

>>212296952
we're not Frenchmen

You wouldn't refer to amerifats or canafats as "Englishmen"

>>212297014
Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Crotchrot

One day some clown thought it would be funny if they entered the circus to the song "Entry of the Gladiators" and it hit so hard that everybody eventually forgot that it was a military song and just forever associated it with clown

I hope that one day I can make a gaff as dastardly as that

remember that time Jason was eating raw beef and tried to tell us it was medium rare? i think he may have gotten worms and they're contributing to his deteriorated mental state as of late.

My mom wasn't sure if the nearby theater is showing a play or not, so i looked it up for her at the last minute after she already got all dressed up and I'm pretty sure if said there are no shows on Mondays and she got PISSED. Now she went out anyway and hasn't come back, I wonder if she's just going to drive around for a while so she can say there was a show and spite me

>>212297021
Hon hon hon where iz me mama

>>212296981
>>212297000
No that's not true. Some religions are universalist, some aren't
Jews for example don't actively seek to convert others to Judaism. instead, they exclude
Paganism may have historically sought to expand and incorporate other religions, but its more incorporation
> But at least it's not forceful like Islam, like "Convert or die" type shit.
Islam shares a lot in common with Christianity, even if in modern day it is more militant

Saw that webm earlier of the guy eating that seafood platter. Fucking disgusting

>>212297041
Dude she's going out to get drunk and fucked by strange men. The whole play thing was just a way of breaking it to you softly, but she still has needs as a woman.

Now the only real question left is: who is your mom fucking tonight?

>>212297045
tayeule ostie d'tafiole

>>212297021
you're a frenchman conquered by the perfidious anglo, your mother country calls to you, IVPITER calls to you

>>212297047
Well yeah, the Abrahamic offshoots are a zero sym game. But Christianity does it out of love and a genuine concern that you're in danger. Islam is just a pedo death cult

AA wasn't too bad. The people were very nice, though it did have a slightly culty vibe with them joining hands and chanting and exclaiming things together. Also not keen on the labeling of alcoholic. In therapeutic settings they avoid terms like that when possible. I got a medallion for passing the 30 day mark. Next week I'll collect the 60 day one..

>>212297041
She's out prowling for young studs.

>>212297065
Sorry I don't speak Surrendermonkey

>>212297063
>>212297085
She literally walked in right after I typed that
>>212297083
I'm happy you've made it so far anon. You have a bright future

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C1BCAgu2I8

It's laundry day, so I'm wearing boxers and shorts with holes in them, and my cock and balls keep sticking out of one of the holes.
>fags go away, not interested in your comments

>Fmr Waffle House Waitress. Congresswoman Representing South Carolina

aint no fucking way

>>212297110
>fags go away, not interested in your comments
*Brian and Jason didn't like that*

actually i dont know if its jock itch because theres no rash, if it was something bad there would be some kind of rash or pimple right bros?

>>212297100
Thanks. Sobriety isn't as hard as I thought. I don't know if I will be sober in say a year but I'll definitely be more cautious

>>212297133
Just one day at a time. You know now that you're stronger than you thought.

>>212297132
You have AIDS.

>>212297047
No, anyone could say that any religion can force you to convert

Why come marvel rivals ain't got no modok

>>212297149
i didnt have sex with your mother so no

>>212297100
>She literally walked in right after I typed that

We can still guess at who she just spent some time with though. Perhaps a gentleman of colour for your mother? A well endowed one? One equipped with, as the French might say "La BBC"?

>>212297170
>i didnt have sex with your mother
faggot

>>212297170
But my dad had sex with you.

>>212297082
>Christianity does it out of love and a genuine concern that you're in danger.
This is cope. islamo tards use the same exact justification for their violence

>>212297166
That game just looks like the epitome of slop.

Big day tomorrow. Gonna jackoff, take a shower, have a sesh and then pass out with my book.
>>212297118
So since someone once worked a low paying job they don't deserve to work in politics? Very CCP-coded post if I may say so.

>>212297149
aids is man made and not contractable sexually

>>212297189
No one asked you, magicboy.

>>212297161
A jew doesn't seem to have any desire for everyone to be jewish. A christian does
it's as simple as that

>>212297177
No they don't. They call you a filthy kuffar infidel and behead you in the name of Allah

>>212297178
SO WHY COME IT AIN'T GOT NO MODOK AKA MOSLOP

>>212297171
Seek help

>aids isnt contractable sexually
>100% of aids cases are from having sex
hmmmmm

I have chud opinions but I am live love laugh weed lmao guy at heart

guys please take this seriously i dont wanna show a doctor my balls

>>212297214
I jerked off an hour ago, and that made my dick twitch to rock hard.

>>212297214
Why must you taunt us like this.

hello

>>212297220
says who? the fake blood tests giving false positives?

>>212297214
Trannies think women are like this 100% of the time

>>212297211
That's not always true. Historically the Ottoman Empire was tolerant of infidels because non-Islamic citizens were taxed more heavily so it needed them as an income source lol
Islam just like Christianity shows the most hatred to other variants within it, than it does to other religions (though hatred is still very much there)

>>212296341
Resevoir Dogs enjoyer here
>Captcha:AWAYD

who the fuck launches fireworks at 12 am mother fuckers

>>212297214
holy fuck imagine being a girl and getting to touch your friends whenever you want

>>212297251
GigaChad.

>>212297237
Hi queen spinny

>says who? the evidence thats accepted by every medical institution in the world???

>>212297253
Patriotic Canadians, you jeet.

>>212290831
>>212290894
they're too scared to come to the hood.
also 4channers aren't intimidating in person at all. they're the types of people who are too shy to ask for more sauce packs at mcdonalds.

>>212297249
>That's not always true
Few things are

>Christianity shows the most hatred to other variants within it, than it does to other religions (though hatred is still very much there)
Do you know the definition of the word hatred? You're throwing it around a lot and it's not applicable at all.
I don't think different Christian denominations "hate" each other or anyone else. They're just different

Don't reply to him you dumb fucks

>>212297262
>TRUST the rockefeller allopathic medical system...because you just SHOULD ok?! don't ask questions

im not jerking off for 88 more days to fix my PIED (porn induced erectile dysfunction)

>>212297265
patriotic canadians let other canadians sleep, waking your neighbours up because you want to shoot fireworks at a bad time is jeet behaviour

>>212297284
gonna take a lot longer than that bud

>>212296528
Lol at the niggas hugging
W friendship

Pure kino
Pure sovl

>>212297281
here's the chicago institute's docket on it, retard
https://static1.squarespace.com/static/66f30f6466bf4a2823b62be8/t/67e69e2520a329589d243a67/1743167018687/CCHE+Annual+Report+2024.pdf

>>212297285
No one asked you for what a patriotic Canadian is supposed to do, jeet. You've barely been here. We had to teach you to not shit on our beaches.

>>212297278
>Do you know the definition of the word hatred? You're throwing it around a lot and it's not applicable at all.
>I don't think different Christian denominations "hate" each other or anyone else
They have often hated each other quite a bit. In modern times they don't because they're unified around cultural conservative issues, but yes historically Catholics and Protestants massacred each other
The Saint Bartholomew's Day Massacre for example was a brutal massacre of protestants in France at the hands of Catholics. And the response of the Pope was to celebrate it as a glorious occasion and victory for Catholicism

it's midnight at neighborberg is drilling holes in the hole.

>>212297287
errr no thats not true, i was told 90 days. as long as i just stop jerking off too much every week it should be fixed

>>212297284
I was on a cam site tonight, and there was a titcow making hentai noises and doing the ahego.
It was so fucking hot. Such a great nut.

>>212297298
you're a self hating jeet. I was born and raised here.

>>212297301
I'm talking about the present day, not 600 years ago

>>212297294
>cites rockefeller allopathic garbage
dismissed

>>212297319
>trying for the Uno Reverse
Not going to work, curryhands.

I think I'm getting too much air. Gonna aske her to choke me out with her thick thighs

the only way to solve racism is to make everyone a big slushy muddy mess but first we need to take all your guns just for no reason but give them over now

>>212297326
so youre telling me the one good thing chicago is known for is worthless? Guess you really do live in a worthless shithole then, brian

>>212297314
I enjoy a good nut too and would do so but im tired of my dick not getting hard when i literally have dick to ass its so disappointing

The Buccee's virus is spreading

>>212297255
If I was a girl, I'd be offering to lick my friends pussies nonstop.

>>212297334
Canada day isn't your poop flinging light day festival like it is back in india, you fire fireworks off before curfew in the white neighbourhoods here.

>>212297291
the first few years of the 360 was so kino. amazing how hard microsoft fumbled the ball.

>>212297341
true, i hate this place and plan on moving. may a plane crash into the sears tower, inshallah

>>212297322
that hate persisted for centuries and centuries. even up to the 19th century and arguably early 20th there was still very real hatred .
So my statement stands
You're just historically illiterate and ironically know less about your own faith than an atheist like me

Day 3 of nofap

>>212297352
I haven't bought a console since PS2
I'm a PCchad

>>212297349
>he's really trying to turn this back on me
Look, we get it. You're FOB, jeet. White Canadians love fireworks.

>>212297365
Tea was such a lowkey baddy mayne
She had them thangs

>>212297352
https://youtu.be/uC7ymcb1Zk8?si=BVqsZNMmUO3-AIuJ

I want to buy more beer, but i'm only halfway through my work week.

>have a genuinely great day
>decide to end the day on a positive note by having a little drink
>end up falling into the abyss of alcohol-induced depression and regret
why the fuck do I keep coming back to this wretched poison

>>212297346
read this as "bucanneer's virus" and became briefly excited. like a new germ could suddenly see us back to the old world of sailing and discovery. give it up, old man. it was all found before you were born. ah well...

>>212297354
1. I'm not historically illiterate, you're just all over the place
2. Its not my religion, I'm Agnostic
3. You sound really cunty

time to replay ijji

>>212297380
I drank yesterday and day before. I won't be drinking for a while now

fireworks scare my dog but luckily he's past his barking phase and now goes to hide under the tv stand

>>212297371
Why do all zoomers talk like niggers? What happened to whiteboyspeak? Or even like California surfer boy speak? Must everything be niggerfied?

does pickle juice work as a degreaser on skin?

>>212297388
>I'm not historically illiterate, you're just all over the place
You're the one all over the place. You were barely even aware of the divisions within Christianity before I decided to educate you
Your weclome

Evansville, Indiana. Population 120,000. Never heard of it
>>212296994
any cute girls?

>>212297414
here, white kids act like niggers too. it's what happens when no one is allowed to discipline kids.

moving to idaho should i get expect to get shot by a crazed tranny?

Lets build a nigger tower

>>212297421
Looks absolutely miserable

N

>>212297414
I'm a brown millennial from California and it's called speaking with flavor

Tyler's wouldn't understand because they enunciate every letter of every word

Dubs i go buy more beer. Singles I buy beer. Tripples I buy lots of beer

We're going to recycle the unused thread, no one make a new please.

>>212297418
pickle juice is also a natural aphrodisiac

>>212297441
you ruined my nigger tower, you stupid nigger

>>212297443

>>212297445
>please
Aw :3

>ayo bruh fr fr lemme just skip dis line here real quick dats what my homeboy kai cenat would do ye ye bussin bussin

>>212297429
why would anyone move to fucking Idaho of all places

>>212297376
take me the fuck back

>>212297392

>>212297455
Cuz dey hoes

>>212297453
The left is so petty and childish. They can't beat orangemans logic so they make funny pictures of the people who work with him

>>212297445
say pretty please

Could you put your penis inside another penis? Not with foreskin, I mean like inside the pee hole

>>212297454
lol this unc got line skipped by a zoomer

If I was a cockroach I would thrive, but I'm a human being

>>212297459
>WE HAVE TO GO BACKKKKKKKKKK KATE

>>212297380
it's funny isn't it? we're in an exuberant, wonderful mood, and then we drown it. kill all the energy and glee you had, HAD! already in you, in the first place. it was there, man! we had it! we were happy already, why would it need any chemical support? but once decided, you can't be talked out of it. and so off again, and then... here we are. again. again-again. we'll learn our lesson, someday. it's assured. yes, someday we'll gain that modicum of self-control. we'll look back on these days at laugh. as we have a beer with the game and chuckle, reminiscing of our days as a relentless addict. or maybe one more beer. or a few. or a dozen.

the goal? stay in chicago for the time being, save up a bunch of money, then fuck off and live on a beach in costa rica.

>lol this unc got line skipped by a zoomer

I had benin in bagina with a woman back in 2011, and since then I haven't so much as held hands with a grill.

When was the last time you watched Scooby doo

>>212297461
The way he has his hand up at the beginning is as if he's like "hold up you guys, check out this insane barf I'm about to do"

king of the beach

>>212297465
>orangemans logic
He can barely string together a sentence longer than two words

>>212296284
New
Recycle, pretty please

>>212297488
I fingered a girl back in 2012 like 5 times and she never gave me a handjob or anything fucking bitch

>>212297500
loved this nigga in mission impossible

>>212297499
Bullshit, I'm not going to claim he's a particular intelligent guy but he has no probably talking

>>212297490
the series or a movie? I watch zombie island every halloween

>>212297486
unc got big dogged by a zoomer and didnt say shit

>>212297515
>he has no probably talking
Most literate Trump supporter

>>212297515
He repeats the same words over and over: everything is great, tremendous, or fantastic. it reminds me of a toddler trying to come up with the biggest number he can think of.
just like a toddler, he adds more and more adjectives and superlatives: The Biggest Greatest Fantasticest Bill the World Has Ever Seen by The Great Donald Trump
To anyone half literate it sounds completely retarded