Thread 212297933

/brot/ systems and measures edish

C is retarded because it's impossible to tell the difference between 23 and 24
>but I can!
no, you can't

>>212297949
what does that even mean? they're different numbers

When you guys are taking a dump, and you're squeezing it out. There's that moment sometimes when it's a bigger one that you feel it lightly scraping along your sack. So after you're done wiping your ass, do you grab your sack and pull it tight and then wipe? Or should I be doing something different?

>>212297949
i can clearly feel the difference when i put the thermostat to 25 instead of 24
this "no u" argument (that you had to type out twice because you fucked up posting it the first time) still holds no weight

>>212297986
>but I can!
no, you can't

>>212297997
great argument moron
i accept your concession

>>212298003
you cant accept what isn't given just like you can't accept that fahrenheit is clearly superior

hows the job market in the uk these days?

>>212298012
if you couldn't be able to tell the difference between C then you certainly wouldn't be able to with F
because 1 C is equivalent to 2 F with some change
moron

the bible

>>212298100
https://youtu.be/R1a-9nmuYZc

Do you have gypsy problem in your country?
If you think of gypsy, what do they looked like?
Btw, we have the tropical version of the gypsy, they're called Pala'uh (sea-dweller) or in English, Sea Gypsy. Yes, they're exactly the same as the European Gypsy subspecies.
1. has many children
2. rob/thief
3. refused to assimilate or intergrate
4. stateless
5. turn clean places to shitholes
6. glue inhaler/sniffer
7. use kids and babies to beg while the parents especially the father are nowhere to be found except after dark where he brings back the kids and mother on their boat to make another litter of babies once a month.
8. they'll wait at traffic lights, banks and in front of the malls to beg cash and they won't accept food. if your pickup are uncovered, they'll open and steal your clothes and groceries. Their last resort if you don't give them cash is either being thrown with a rock or spitting on your mirror.

1. their origin from Tawi-tawi island (Phillipines) and on the way to Mabul Island (Sabah, Malaysia)
https://youtu.be/MT43iS81d7c?si=7Qy9DPWCgB3NCeem
2. their daily life on land: https://youtu.be/_Ql0CXW0R68?si=uvtOyyvBmEBgWdVJ

Japan uses Celcius too, who says they use kelvin

>>212298059
the point is you cant tell 1 degree difference with either, moron. it's all psychological. so your original point is and was retarded.

fahrenheit is clearly more useful to use as a range of human experience

>>212298177
why would one arbitrary range be any more or less useful than any other arbitrary range

not only is he still doing the no u retort but he's now using the same insult i was calling him
amazing

Pop the glock the pop the glock the pop the glock the pop the glock the

>>212298201
0-100 is better for typical weather than -18 to +38

my poor little shed is barely holding up the collapse is imminent

>>212298229
and cooking and heating milk for your children and brewing coffee? it's just numbers you simply learn what the number means through usage

>>212298177
it is possible to tell between 1 degree of C because it's more broad lmao
>>212298229
even though the real range of most weather is 60-100 and below 50 is hardly used ever haha wow way to fuck that up huh

>>212298254
those are equal between the two. but fahrenheit is still superior for weather

>>212298244
is it hot in poccnr

>>212298265
Not him but what climate other than the desert only stays in 60-100? Most of the US uses pretty much the whole range

>normal people
it's 20c, 10c, in the single digits, below 0
>mutts
>it's 88F not 87F bro the redundant units matter they just do trust me

>>212298290
go back to brazil

U getting the dogshit smacked outta u if u come to my hood talkin bout some damn celsius fuck you think this is an energy drink

Find women with tattoos absolutely fucking vile. Don't need someone with that sort of confidence in my life

>>212298244
Sounds awful. Your small, weak shed quivering as the mighty wind pushes into it, trying to force its little walls apart. Its holding for now but its like it's probing at your defenses, soon its going to pick up in earnest and plow through in a second...

priDE MONth is finally over we can be straight again

>>212298285
i thought F was perfect for weather why is it shit in the desert??
Fahrenheit bros...

morning ofcom, death to the IDF

>>212298316
the third and fourth words of this post are redundant

Fucking hell lads it's July already. Where does the time go?

>>212298338
morning paki

runtoil complete, i saw a lizard and lots of mushrooms

>>212298316
Odd reason for disliking them I just find most of them ugly to my eyes

>>212298376
very cool

>>212298376
kek that was me

>>212298376
Hope you get battered by a roo

>>212298265
>I can tell the difference between 73.4F and 75.2F
no you can't
>>212298265
>the real range of most weather is 60-100 and below 50 is hardly used
??? NYC ranges from 20F to 100F in a typical year. Much of the country (especially the midwest) gets to the 0s frequently.

What VPN are you using?

>>212298376
rare spotting of rorke in the wild

>>212298371
imagine a smaller one of those and it somehow drifts over to your willy and sucks it

it's winter in australia
it's just not right

>>212298420
imagine it ripped your bollocks clean off...

>>212297933 (OP)
Fahrenheit makes so much sense I can't believe it filters some euros

for me its gods own country california

*throws $7 on the ground at your feet*
Buy yourself a suit and get a job you bum

>>212298446
You live in the continent sized version of it already

>>212297933 (OP)
i'm autistic for yyyy-mm-dd because it sorts filenames chronologically

>>212298450
*glomps you*

>>212298452
mexicans dont huff petrol and rape your dog thoughever

>>212298466
Abos can have a little petrol and vb as a treat

Very worrying trend this lads

my arbitrary system is the best because i grew up with it as is everything else i grew up with my ways are the best and that's it done and dusted chalk another internet win down for me jeeves

>>212298476
all darkies doing it but they'll never say it

>>212298452
its not the same

>>212298482
Very good sir

>>212298152
>>212298150
fucking hell

mad how the worlds just like that idiocracy movie

>>212298496
Can’t tell which this is

>>212298496
VGH..........

>>212298476
We need to muzzle all white men

>>212298247
Fucking blast from the past

>>212298476
better than getting raped ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>212298515
honestly they should implant shutdown chips on all men that women can control with an app

cali also has great deserts
the outback is a giant flat plane

No one is interesting not even me

whats your bronouns? lately im partial to big dog

>>212298411
i live in the desert so for me it's 60-100
20-100 is still not 0-100
and you can tell the difference between 2 degrees, not one

>>212298530
I live very close to the desert. Wouldn't recommend.

>>212298558
why not

Metabolizing carbon based food products

accidentally umposted on another board

>>212298573
I'm white. My instincts are to escape to the snowy mountain's lush foliage and disappear.

>>212298549
OG

cutting umposters nipples off and cumming into the holes

I’m just waiting for the dj to play Gangnam style

California would be my last choice out of all the western states

jeet was taking photos of my friend (female) at the gym yesterday
mad how we've been gaslit into accepting these feral animals

>>212298476
whats changed to cause this "rise" in harassment of women?

>>212298604
if money wasnt an option i would live in california. objectively the best state but also the most expensive.

>>212298587
im also white but feel most at home somewhere like this bit like jesus init

>>212298604
It's bad.

>>212298621
Andrew Tate

>>212298615
Don’t care.
Is she hot? Have you fucked her? Has she shown interest in fucking you?

>>212298615
that should be ground for a perma ban desu

>>212298615
was recently reading a kfarms thread about them and read how they shamelessly deepfake ai women they know from very modest facebook tier pics
disgusting people

>>212298657
it is lad the gym is reviewing the footage

Chat am I muted?

>>212298554
>ignored the second sentence
retard

>>212298682
good, and the air will smell better for it too

>>212298633
That defies everything in your genetic code to be comfortable in an environment your ancestors would have avoided. My absolute favorite place to be is the beach on a windy grey day, and sure enough my ancestry results were majority Irish..

>>212298698
So true

>>212298633
Corrr would love to spend my nights here brooding under the full moon in the ruins

>>212298685
ah yes the very low point at 5am that everyone cares about and not the average which falls into the exact range im referring to (above 20)
it's a shit system buddy sorry you feel the need to defend it

>>212298712
fr sounds perfect

>>212298711
Are you trans? Post titty Cody

im med/swedish mutt so my instinct is to relax on the beach after a night of pillaging, conquest, and rape

pity we live in a society

nothing can undo what you do today

have a think before you do it

Race war happening on twitter between Indians and Americans because someone called zohran some racially insensitive names over eating rice with his hands

my ancestors are english and I like to play toys my favorite are my fire tuck and moster truck :)

Alright alright alright (haha)
Y'all know who it is

I'm eating sketti

Swag
Getting it maybach truck (swag)
Getting my gun out my maybach truck
Spookin haters in my maybach truck (swag)

>>212298792
this is what it means for a nigger to make it

that girl is a real crowd pleaser

>>212298835
Alri 2017

>>212298832
ive seen funnier

Bitch got a pussy go truck
Maybach pussy go truck (swag)

You want to know swag?
Big swag
Big pussy
Big Maybach

woke up covered in sweat

>>212298857
https://youtu.be/_8oliRz1Ezw

incels can't even go outside anymore
we face the worst discrimination of anyone on the planet

>World number 33 Yulia Putintseva raised security concerns about a spectator during her first-round match at Wimbledon, asking for them to be ejected.

>Early on in her match against Amanda Anisimova on court 15, the 30-year-old complained directly to the umpire about a spectator, whom she described as "crazy" and "dangerous".

I don’t like how countries don’t be stamping passports anymore

I've gone a bit wrong

Wake up
It’s the first of the month

Seems a good a time as any to go to bed

>>212298951
ha love bone thugs

>>212298832
should have ended with "pool" still

Bought a new body wash but it smells zesty af lol smells like I have perfume on

>>212298981
but not harmony?

>>212298934
Feel like middle eastern countries still be stamping, Greece be stamping y'all know who it is

Dire thread

just been sucked off by a small tornado

>>212299050
Do you like tornadoes?

Let's get this party started. Let me hear who likes tornadoes y'all?

>>212299058
no but they like me

Say it

Let me hear which one of y'all haters don't like tornadoes? >>212299083 who's this then?

mumberg isn't here so I've been living in squalor. none of the washing up has been done. no idea how to use a dishwasher so that's out.

>>212298247
CJ you a busta

Dangerous day to be a teenage girl in a crop top

*wakes up in rorke's gaff*

Right so that's a 30 day ban for joking that I was underage then, is it?

>>212299201
>Why is my arse hole lubed and gooey?
Yeah because I fucked your arse as payment

>>212299235
aha yh

Sippin in my maybach truck with it's maybach rims spinnin like spinnin and spinnin and sippin and sippin and tss tss tss tss

mmm sexy women

date tonight but the weather is just terrible

Quentin, I know you're here
Why do you never post

Got an email at work from the "inclusivity and diversity council" about the upcoming celebrations this month around the world. You're normal things like US Independence day, Trans Pride day, The Twelfth (called The Orange People Day in the email), Nelson Mandela day.
All the good stuff. Nice wee picture of the Orange Order and all that.

Can't seem to become a shagger lads. Think I'll take up the AGP hobby

>>212299307
who's quentin?

Really hate the way browns are always shaking each other's hands.

Imagine having to get a j*b

Is it worth getting into JRPGs at 29?
I'm thinking of trying Fire Emblem, Final Fantasy etc. Never really played any except Ni No Kuni on the PS3.

>>212299298
Last one in's a rotten egg ahh comment

>>212299331
Quentin Scobie

>>212299317
morning, poster formerly referred to as adam

>>212299332
gotta make up for lost time

>>212299287
Teens are best like 12-14 in crop tops

>>212299361
unsure what you're saying so I'm going to react violently

>>212299376
I don't know who he is.

>>212299379
Wait till I find u I swear u will regret this

>>212299450
Going to Cardiff argos at 11 to pick up a new fan you big nancy. I'll wear my trenchcoat just for you.

And self suck man in?

Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a Negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride.

can't get over how peng pickled cabbage is

Doing stinky sticky hangover tier poos but didn't drink last night, no idea what's up

>>212299383
What you wrote sounds like something somebody who would say 'last one in's a rotten egg' before getting in a body of water with a group of friends
But i wrote in zoomer speak just to change things up a bit aha

>>212299526
Man. Do white people not take vitamins?

>>212299526
Eat any foren muck lately?

>>212299379
Another reason for ofcom to ban this crsspit

poo black man

Ah yes I have the shits in this heat. Might as well be in India

big x5 on the road mans rollin

>>212299513
Prove your in Cardiff right now and ill see you there if not you’re lying

runtoil done
boiling out there already
sick of it

>>212299580
About to go me, think it's probs too hot nd I;'ve fucked it

>>212299558
Will you bring your teenage daughter (in a crop top)?

>>212299526
its the heat
makes your poo poo go soft

YANK! HAHAHAHHAA
YAAAAANK! HEHEHHEEHOHOHOHOHO
YANKY STANKY WANKY NEEDS A HANKY FOR HIS CRANKY
HEHHEHEAAHHAAHAHA
YAAAAAAAAANKKKK WOOOOOO YANKY YANKY YEESSSSSA HAHAHAHA

Got the AC on

Lad who commutes 1h20 three times a week for 43k here
Think I'm quitting soon

Waiting for Quentin’s cuck shift to start

>>212299610
I ordered one yesterday, cost a fortune but heat wave continues into next week. Hope it's 35 degrees so I can wind dadberg up because he said I should just "suffer". Boomers ffs.

>>212299620
Is that 1h20 each way

>>212299620
1h20 one way?

dancing at the disco bumper to bumper

going to see the richard avedon sympsonium

>>212299604
Just had a stanky yanky wanky 5 minutes ago

>>212299647
>>212299651
Each way
Think the new owners who have made the place dysfunctional are gonna probs start asking us to come in five days a week standard with wfh only for exceptional purposes as well
Not doing that desu. Been worth it for it on my CV but that's all pretty shite place truth be told.

Do you guys call it AC like a dumb fat american retard or Aircon like a cultured cosmopolitan 7'8 bronzed Australian?

get this WOKE nonsense stopped NOW

>>212299680
Call it woke nonsense me

>>212299680
personally, i say Air con

>>212299673
Fuck off dadberg I know it's you

dr land has let himself go

>>212299680
Aircon sounds like a erotica tag thats only in dead dove do not eat stories

>>212299680
we call it freezy weezy

>>212299680
I say 'Air Conditioning'

Love again: wanking at ten past three
(Surely he's taken her home by now?),
The bedroom hot as a bakery,
The drink gone dead, without showing how
To meet tomorrow, and afterwards,
And the usual pain, like dysentery.

Someone else feeling her breasts and cunt,
Someone else drowned in that lash-wide stare,
And me supposed to be ignorant,
Or find it funny, or not to care,
Even… but why put it into words?
Isolate rather this element

That spreads through other lives like a tree
And sways them on in a sort of sense
And say why it never worked for me.
Something to do with violence
A long way back, and wrong rewards,
And arrogant eternity.

down the hall and to the left

Green bin today lads

>>212299710
He won

heathermong melty imminent

brace yourselves

how did timmy fall off so hard?

>>212299680
cold on the cob

Aura

i call it Air CON
becase its. CON

Got the Mac Demarco on for Canada Day

>>212299680
Air con for the win.

Toilberg trying to fucking call me at 8am when I'm having a tea and a shitpost, fuck OFF

>>212299680
OI LEWEHS GET THE EH COHN GOIN

The air conservative party

>>212299749
Rorke's ma

I call it climate control

Air conservatory

>bronzed australian
lil bro is still at 1 def :skull:

>>212297949
Dude ever heard of this new technology called thermometer? You can even tell the difference between 24.45 and 24.467 degrees these days.

>>212299773
You work? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I get 1200 quid PIP a month and I live with parents! Money for me slavery for thee.

Only 24 degrees for the high today here, glad I'm not in the So*th E*st

the heat makes you poo poo goes soft and warm thats why

Rorke’s hairline be like GOTTA GO!

Summer vibes
Activeee

>>212299792
I like this one best

>>212299805
Same but im not earning anything and im not really spending anything and also im not really laughing im really scared about what im gonna do in the future

>>212299743
Rorke before he discovered racism

he likes it :)

>>212299835
would gladly stomp that vermin into mush

>>212299805
glad my country doesnt let subhumans like you survive lol

Nobody tell him

Air constabulary

>>212299846
*grabs you by the throat*
back.... the... FUCK. OFF.

Air confederacy

Bad weather to follow through

>>212299851
So you work too? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA DERP

Think dadberg's going senile. He bought 12 grands worth of gold coins on finance paying more per month than what he gets in bennies.

>>212299891
Oy vey

Air constantinople

Air conclave

Air conbined

Air contract

Air congratulations

Air confined

>>212299920
Air fryer

>>212299891
Yh but he’s gonna have some mint coins

>>212299893
And the wagies response..?

Sir Air Con

Keir Summer

Air Connery

Air Canary

Air India

Air Guitar

Air Ayr

air con nonce playing with gimmick like a baby elephant discovering it has a trunk

why are we not allowed to say that immigrants are the main reason why our countries are getting worse?

Air convicted of child sex crimes

sir air stairmer

just saw a schoolgirl

pint with the tomboy gf?

Got the Gospel of Luke on

>>212300096
and just like that he's back to greatness ladies and gentlemen

Been watching Young Sheldon recently

Fancy shagging today

>>212299999
>>212300000
what do we have here

>>212300118
>tomboy
>gf
That's just a bloke mate.

its a two buttons undone linen shirt blair on holiday type scenario today i reckon

Wonder how much ofcomlad gets to read this general

>>212300195
He gets a daily AI summary of the most atrocious posts, mostly by me. I find pedophilia funny, what can I say?

Hmm crop top teens patrolling the streets at 4pm

Sir Air Starmer

i was heavily nonced

>>212300373
Give us all the gory deets lad

>>212299723
Tarq bastard

>>212299798
Mang you better shit your ass up before i open up a can of griddy on it

>>212300383
my father badly nonced me

Mad we can fuck as many 16 year old lads and lassies we want

>>212300417
Me? I would nonce someone well, and not badly.

Absolute stitch up that we're litterally doomed to die

>>212300417
Well that's not going to help me climax I need every little detail

was lightly nonced by a kind teacher, me

>>212300417
You should nonce someone else lad might make you feel better. Like a teen wearing a crop top.

>>212300453
What qualifies as lightly nonced then

>>212300437
wait what?
you're only joking right mate?

Putting together a team to put the buccal fat BACK in the actresses.

>>212300475
the teacher very gentry molested my willy with his caring arse

watching fred and rose west doc
gruesome

>>212300497
you shag him up the arse did you?

/brit/ noncing ring

>very gentry
that is an absolutely hilarious spelling error

also watching fred and rose west doc

get it sorted

>>212300597
gruesome

>>212300613
grum

>>212300475
I got my arse grabbed by somebody walking past when i was 14

might make the new

>>212300649
I'm sorry that happened to you. But you must have had a cute ass at that age i mean lolwat calling you brucie bubbles now

>>212300666
>>212300666
>>212300666
bit early

>>212299224
yeehaw

>>212298150
this is why I went into IT instead