Thread 212300666

gruesome 'dishon

/brit/ crop top noncing ring

*threatens you with a good time*

First for brucie bubbles

why are british people so evil and violent? all we ask is for no more rapes and murders and what do you do? more rapes and murders...

doing a watch

A young Australian 4channer tries to make his way through the sexually charged streets of Sydney, whilst his arse causes men to doubt their sexuality....

>>212300729
they're irish

>>212300758
WAILING

the violence of the british male is perplexing

had some rather homoerotic dreams about an old friend i haven't seen in years
he always gave me slight bender vibes i wonder if he'd want to get dicked down

>>212300666 (OP)
Average bbc cuck fetishist

Chinos, linen shirts and boat shoes.

A party you can trust. We're not slick and slimey corporate suits like the other parties x

now thats what i call sleeping weather

>>212300892
Gay cruise later issit?

>>212300666 (OP)
Jordan Peele?

>>212300911
dis nigga being boiled alive

I blew it with the perfect guy who wanted to hook up with me. Got cold feet and then did a forced homophobic rant to drive him away. I'll never find another like him. I'm so dumb.

>>212300911
Cook an egg in that heat

>>212300758
Can't believe anyone falls for petersteins ramblings and drug addled wordsalads

farting so much my house starts floating away like in Up (2009)

Sat in my smeggy incel boxers in my smeggy incel bedroom

no way this is real

>>212300993
oh it is, I slaved away doing an extremely hard university degree for this to be my prospect
I went into IT instead

>>212300993
It's in Pontypool, that's one of the few places in the UK where 3 bed houses still sell for like £75k

>>212300993
welcome to Wales

>>212300993
I have a degree in electrical engineering and earn £16.03 an hour

the aristocratic air of a 5 inch penis

>>212301063
why? IT is much easier and pays more
I can't fathom why anyone in the UK with an eng degree would go into engineering to earn pennies

>>212301063
The good news is; our suffering will end soon when billionaire pedophiles and homosexuals figure out a way to eradicate us as they're planning.

>>212301063
how?

>>212301128
britain is a third world shithole

just got my first too good to go bag, £3.50 from greggs
>chicken salad baguette
>pack of crisps
>2 chocolate cookies
>sausage roll
>vegetable slice

why dont all the povvos use this app?

Votekicked for being an Israel-apologist again.

>>212301160
probably don't know about it
and if i were you, i'd keep it too myself
more good deals for you

operation SNAP is so fucking gay

>>212301128
Engineering in this country is reliant on autists that don't care about money

almost ready to publish my 30 chapter rorke x leftypol slow burn yaoi fanfic

Amazon don't knock anymore they just lob the parcel onto the drive and fuck off

>>212301160
i use it when i'm visiting my parents but if you live in a city it's a waste of time, every slot gets reserved almost instantly. plus it's a mixed bag sometimes it's great other times it's shit, i had one that was literally just a loaf of bread a pack of bread rolls and a croissant lol

laptop on my chest fucking roasting

>>212301224
Been caught have you?

My fan been delayed 2 fucking days now. Arriving tomorrow. Pinched sisterbergs fan and she'll be fuming. Got my air conditioner coming tomorrow or the day after anyway.

>>212301293
seems excessive considering summer will be over by next week

>>212301313
Next week goes to 30 degree. Then July is always hot. August can be very hot too. This sets me for the future anyway. I will never suffer in this weather again. I dread it.

Might emigrate to new zealand

>>212301333
A Windrush wog passed by. Get on your knees and thank him for building Britain you self-hating, Labour-voting gammon cuck

>>212301333
are you fat by any chance? it hasn't even been that warm

Any shat on my chest for £500 when the wifes not in, man in?

>>212301359
My bedroom is attic room and it bakes from the roof, literally bakes. It is probably 30 degrees at 9pm and 35-40 degrees during the day. It was 32 degree yesterday, same forecasted for today.


So yeah, it's hot you spastic.

>>212301392
fat bastard

New trainers lads

>>212301392
rorkes smelly childhood bedroom

Just saw mikey and asked how he was doing. He's in a barbershop quartet now.

>>212301392
>it bakes from the roof, literally bakes. It is probably 30 degrees
>literally bakes
Can't bake much at 30 degrees.

>>212301392
you fat bastard
you fat bastard

>>212301404
>>212301410
>>212301451
>>212301464
Mad how brits show so much envy when people buy air conditioning units and fans. They sit their in their sweaty hovels with no impetus to reduce their suffering. Someone gets an air conditioning system and they begin to seethe LMAO.

Keep baking gammons. I'll be enjoying my boujee climate control systems.

>>212301392
Time to move out of mummy's loft

Rorke won this round

>>212301481
I have TWO fans on

>>212300666 (OP)
But Rorke told me that murderers are always black

>>212301503
Poorfag LMAO keep sweating in your incel hovel

>>212301502
Cringe

grilling a steak (putting a saucepan next to my pc case)

>>212301502
done him

>>212301502
1-1 Leftypol

i cant control the gay urges anymore

>>212301582
Have a wank to gay porn then

>>212301481
no normal human needs aircon in 30c, you have the temperature regulation of a hormonal woman (or a fat cunt)

Both the UK government and Jewish rabbis have said what Bob Vylan said was "antisemitic" so that means the IDF does represent the Jewish people and so the apparently are responsible for war crimes as a group according to the UK

>>212301519
seething darkie

>>212300666 (OP)
fred and rose west doc
gruesome

>>212301620
boring point which you keep posting over and over because you have no mates

>>212301612
I suspect I'm corresponding with a brown individual

i run my aircon at anything above 25 if i'm honest
not fat just bloody LOVE cold
sitting snuggled up in a thick doona or lazing about in some trackies, very comfortable

>>212301641
First post of the day
Stick to making black male worship posts

>>212301646
i'm whitalian

>>212301698
>italian
Oh right you're north african

dogberg wants walktoil but it's too fucking hotstein

what other europeans look like us? you know how when you see a guy from romania or bulgaria and youre like oh they look a bit weird or white americans usually look different from real europeans, what countries people would blend right into a bameless england?

>>212301656
same lad fucking LOVE winter and autumn
so much easier to sleep, rain makes all the plants lovely and lush and green, i could go on and on
love the heat too but i'd hate to live somewhere tropical that's warm year-round

>>212301737
north italians (me) are like the handsome top 1% brits, french also

>>212301737
the ugly ones x

>>212301737
The danish blend quite well. A fair portion of germany too. Dutch are very different and belgians are dark haired and distinctive. Quite french looking. French are very different but britanny is like cornish obviously.

watching frasier and him and his brother are always just trying to shag birds all the time

>>212301737
Don't know

do you follow any sports?

Imagine starmer did this

>>212300666 (OP)
Makes me shudder thinking about it but I bet Rose was a shag for the ages back in the day when she was a young woman

the garms

>>212301806
kys

thought of a funny post but need to keep posting until this nonce software gives me a gb flag

>>212301808
please understand hes a businessman

>>212301128
The truth is that this American job will actually be an engineering role whereas the one you listed is probably a runt role with a fancy title

>>212301771
>French are very different but britanny is like cornish obviously.
damn my sister went across france a few months ago and said she people looked the same

>>212301808
I always wanted to smell like trump

>>212301810
>Shortly after giving birth to her second child, Rose began to work as a prostitute, operating from an upstairs room at Cromwell Street and advertising her services in a local contact magazine. Fred encouraged Rose to seek clients in Gloucester's West Indian community through these advertisements.
Proper little snowbunny corr

>>212301853
wrong, that's what engineering work pays here

>>212301837
>there are yanks posting under UK flags
this genuinely explains a lot about recent thread quality KEK

>>212301870
>>212301808
he probably smells quite good to be fair, always well put together
handsome in his own way

for men and women!

>>212301861
Did she go to brittany? That's a different area, quite isolated to the rest of france. But yes french all look the same. Quite villainous looking people.

Americans do get paid waaaaaay more than we do but they work much longer hours, the exchange rate is slowly coming back in our favour, the cost of living is actually cheaper here in many ways, and we obviously get way more holiday. I think the US is definitely a better place to be as a working professional but it's not as lopsided as the salaries suggest imo.

work as a welder fabricator for 20p over minimum wage me. just love metal

>>212301887
not a yank you mong I got a 30 dayer have a static ip so I have to use a freaks program to post

i reckon the English and the French are destined to be lovers

>>212301896
The whole maga shite is cringe as fuck

>>212301894
least homosexual trump supporter

>>212301902
she did a bit of a tour, went round the north, central france, paris and then the south. not sure if she went brittany

love fat women

I have bipolar and lack of sleep can send me bonkers, I get really irritated too so I need my air conditioning climate control system.

>>212301950
same to be fair

>>212301958
But the money's alright.

The British Empire was built on the back of slavery; that of the British proletariat.
In the mills, the mines, building the canals and railways, and on the farms, the Brits were every bit as enslaved, as were the colonies which the aristocracy plundered for their wealth.
They say charity begins at home; but when have the British people ever received their "Reparations", for making possible the massive eighteenth and nineteenth century edifices of architecture, we now witness crumbling in our major towns and cities ?
The British as a race, have always been enslaved.

>>212301808
The Fragrantica page for this one has people saying it reminds them of
>I am Trash - Etat Libre d'Orange
>Inexcusable Evil - Toskovat'
>Dictator - Thnyan Riyadh
I suspect they may not actually be real reviews

>>212301929
Niggas will say this then vote for reform

>>212301950
thats considered average now

>>212301950
Yeah

>>212301982
>They say charity begins at home; but when have the British people ever received their "Reparations"
we moan a lot but life is actually pretty peng here all things considered

>>212301970
1200 quid a month and I live at home with my parents. Things like air conditioning is needed for my disability.

>>212301958
What you need more is your first ever friend. Then you can bore them with your dull witterings instead of us.

>>212301958
wait, you're bi...? x

>>212302008
Must be nice, enjoy it buddy

need off this shit island

>>212302012
I have autism and ADHD and other things but I get 1200 a month in PIP to help

>>212302037
Get PIP like me lad

Right wing Starmer PIP squads

In France they've banned tap water because it's too infected with sewage
And these are the types slagging us off in /fr/

>>212302045
can I get pip in new zealand?

>>212302037
do you think if you lived somewhere your life would change at all? thought not

I'm interested in the phenomenon of people posting the same images over and over. I see it on every board.

>I have autism and ADHD and other things but I get 1200 a month in PIP to help
Refuse to believe this

>>212301950
>>212302002
i like a woman you can grab onto something

>>212302045
what do you spend the money on to help with those things?

>>212302045
start posting your special interests

>>212302058
you never come up in /fr/
and i haven't heard this story

>>212301950
yea? https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1751189127561436.webm

>>212302067
>I have autism and ADHD and other things
I believed him on this bit

Moist towel lad was right. I fell asleep very quickly under a moist towel.

wiping my arse with a towel x

>>212302095
>>212302096
Spaino X

>>212302075
Fidget toys and small ornaments in the shape of frogs

>>212302095
>>212302096
spaino strikes

>>212302096
>>212302095
mental that

>>212302060
yes

>>212302083
https://www.lemonde.fr/planete/article/2025/01/23/pfas-l-eau-potable-des-francais-massivement-contaminee-par-les-polluants-eternels_6511021_3244.html

>>212302095
>>212302096

>>212302095
Vile

Spaino doing the computer post + the phone post

Classico.

Did the shut-in phonepost then immediately browserpost wow

ooh la la,
i've pooed out my bum,
and it's better this time,
than ever before

>They are going to be the vast new army working for British Gas, Octopus, Virgin Media, BT, Water Companies, etc.
>From home, they will chat with customers who want to change their tariff or renew their contract.

i can promise you lads that i just posted a haha funny about wiping my arse with a towel

poo

big poo

rorke: *suddenly starts moaning*

ground control via rorkie talkie: *kshh* rorke have you finally reached your prostate? over *kshh*

rorke: *heavily static high-pitched whimper*

ground control: *kshh* rorke are you on giff gaff or something mate? you keep cutting out, over *kshh

>>212302122
nothing to do with sewage, it's about industrial chemicals and stuff like micro plastics

rose west sex arse

>>212302196
just finished san andreas 100% yesterday. proper good game but you could tell they lost the plot with the plot

>>212302075
Air conditioner
Food and other items to be delivered to me
Health related items
Going to have to pay for my own therapy because NHS are really unpleasant
I still get to put a few quid away every month and get a few treats.

>>212302227
What's your favourite GTA SA mission?

>>212302240
that one where you have the jetpack and chase the train

>>212302247
I was just thinking about that one
And the hippie van?

>>212302228
How do you not go over the 6k savings threshold which is the point when UC starts being reduced?

>>212302247
spoilers cunt

Might have a date on the cards this week de lads

>>212302228
considered not being a pathetic waste of skin?

Rorke forcing himself to listen to the post-Morning Glory Oasis albums to get ready for the upcoming reunion gigs

>>212302279
With Pang Pang?

>>212302228
no therapy can help you heathermong
there's no outcome where you don't take your own life at some point

£1200 on PIP?

That's uber tard tier

How'd they get that

What a sucker I am washing dishes for a living

watching that yank bloke with the bandana review afghan food in afghanistan and honestly a lot of it looks pretty tasty

thread soundtrack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SsOmjwZKrI

>>212302270
crypto init

rorke constantly adding games and movies to his backlog that he never even looks at

She want a cronem, chingy
Hop down to Croydon, easy
Work di soul pole, brazy
Loud pack, room hazy

Holes filled, kept promises
Hymen long gone, fill dat Katherine
Migrant bellies full, nuts emptied out
Ice cube OAPs dropped from great heights
Boat cronem housed wid Katy, sleep well at night
Timmy all alone in his bedroom every night

I see Musk and convicted paedophile Trump are having an argument again. Wonder what the bigger picture in all of this is.

>>212302319
you're rorke in this scenario aren't you

>>212302312
>watching
No you aren't
You're advertising on 4chan so fuck off and watch your shit YT channel, don't come back

>>212302347
Yes The book club I saw your latest video

watching peterson arguing about god and he literally asked for a definition of EVERY word in the sentence
"do you believe in god"
>what do you mean by YOU
screaming

>>212302358
MATE

>>212302312
Are you Irish diaspora?

>>212302350
my rorkeposts often draw from my own runt experiences but this time im just making fun of dysfunctional adhd cunts lol

Who else is incredibly /comfy/ right now?

>>212301620
The end result of equating bring anti-israeli-state with anti-semitism is just going to be people deciding that they are the latter if it means being opposed to bombing babies.

>>212302394
No.

>>212302358
im actually going to continue posting about the various youtube channels i watch and theres literally nothing you can do about it except cry lol

>>212301808
tommy robinson has been quiet since this dropped

rorke renaming his torrent files with a renamer program

>>212302394
you ever call it edinberg to be silly

bash the fash (includes israelis)

>>212302404
Why not lad?

*barges in to the thread*
pinch PUNCH
*punches you in the face, breaking your nose*
first of the month

>>212302433
Fuck off.

rorke going down stairs and making a cul of coffee then coming back up stairs and posting something about it on /brit/

>>212302435
Not nice is it

>>212301896
Americans are consumerist golems

>>212302435
*pulls out the gun I was hiding in my leather jacket and shoots you in the head killing you instantly then stealing your phone finds out the whereabouts of your loved ones and goes to rape and murder them then laughs at your grandparents and friends in court as I'm whisked away to a life of 3 meals a day, warm bed and access to a library and gym*

rorke baking in his smelly attic conversion bedroom

sucking a cul of 'fe

>>212302373
well what was the answer

Can I be opposed to Israel and (((them))) but also want the bombing of Gazan brownoids to continue as it's reducing the number of brownoids on earth?

>>212302442
Ktim

think it might be grated cheese for breakfast

>>212302476
Yes this is the normal, reasonable response to the situation

>>212302476
those brownoids dont invade us though, its the smelly syrians and libyans that flood in here

>>212302476
they are just going to move them into Europe you know?

>>212302441
What's troubling you lad?

>>212302349
Musk funded the paedo and is now mad the paedo's bill cuts EV subsidies in favour of subsidising coal and bloating their deficit to like 3 trillion or something

>>212302472
>sucking a cul
dirty bastard haha

>>212302282
You work huh? LMAO

>>212302270
I spend, I've not reached that point yet.

>>212302506
Spaino.

Geordie bastard Sting's fake Jamaican accent while singing. What was that about

>>212302473
according to him, to believe in something means you would die for it
so other guy says something like "would you take a bullet if someone asks you to deny that 1+1 = 2" and he implied that he would

>>212302310
I get the 1200 a month in PIP and enhanced UC

Bipolar Autism ADHD and a few other depressive and anxiety disorders.

>>212302476
Without israel there'd have neen no iranian revolution and therefore no wars in iraq or syria and no migrant crisis

>>212302349
>Wonder what the bigger picture in all of this is.
two narcissists rarely get along

>>212302502
How can they move here when they're fucking blown to smithereens? Idiot

a tale of two englands

>>212302534
Nice one Spaino.

Toilberg trying to convince me I should be coming in on my annual leave because we have a massive client contract due to be renewed and after questioning him when I could reschedule the leave he couldn't commit to a date.

>>212302549
me on the right

>>212302539
The migrant crisis was caused by weak European leadership and slavish adherence to international liberalism, which is now crumbling thankfully

Me? Get £1800 a month plus free rent and no council tax.
My disorders? ADHD, 'tism, depression, anxiety, backache, bipolar.
(I don't actually have any of these but they are easy to fake.)

>>212302564
well thats illegal

>>212302574
ktim

I work 37.5 hours from home, spending some of it shitposting and I get £4.3k after tax every month and a £12k-£18k annual bonus

You lot won't remember him but there was this poster called Mouselord and he was the David Beckham of /brit/

>>212302574
heathermong gets less than that and he's actually got the mental illnesses LOL

>>212302618
bourgeois bastard

cant believe kneecaps music is so shit they’re so popular I thought they had to be good

>>212302544
you come across as genuinely stupid and im not going to explain how the world works to you, it would just make you upset anyway

>>212302627
Well obviously non-mentally ill people would be naturally better at gaming the system, which is why most PIP money goes towards people who realised that working at Tesco pays less than pretending to be ill.

>>212302539
Could make the same point about Iran

when yu pissin in the dark and u ain't hear the water

>>212302647
wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqHzDM25Mp8

>>212302302
No with a proper English woman

The ideal situation would be Hamas rockets getting past the iron dome and murking thousands of kikes each day while at the same time Israel was bombing the Gazan population to smithereens

Popmaster cancelled today Ken Bruce is stuck on a train again

Seeing politics outside pol

>>212302522
Why let a twat get you down?

>>212302684
how about people stop killing each other and live in harmony you hateful freak. no wonder your country is so shit with freaks like you living there

my boomer colleague brought up this story at the office last week and said it's fake news and / or the woman was clearly applying wrong because you can't do 600+ good applications in 18 months since it takes more than two days to prepare a good application

>>212302709
I want to emigrate to nz

>>212302649
Uh accipt yur concission

thats true bravery

garlic bread for breakfast

>>212302709
Only whites deserve to live
The rest are worthless biomass

>>212302684
If they spam tons of rockets at once the iron dome can’t do anything. Iran showed that

>>212302716
fuck off they're full

>>212302721
GARLIC BREAD?

>>212302720
you just know

>>212302709
>no wonder your country is so shit
Your entire country is a council estate hellhole ruled by wogs on motorbikes

>>212302715
Boring enough when you spam these news articles, now it's olds and you're still spamming it

>>212302715
Boomers don't realise you just chatgpt your cv and spam it now

>>212302728
Good luck being happy with that attitude

>>212302747
manbros, we can't compete

>>212302715
I think you made this post a few days ago lad

>>212302728
hitomi tanakas got nice boobies though

>>212302736
oh yeh all of those notorious ballistic missiles with advanced evasive systems that hamas have

did the man fall through the bar
did the man do the silly walk
did the man say garlic bread
did the man order 4 naans
did the man have an accent causing one to mishear fork handles
did the man attempt to impress an attractive fellow student with a socially inept yoda impression
ah yes. british "comedy"

>>212302749
haha so true the wogs on motorbikes part

will you be buying a sex bot once they're available? what model?

>>212302709
"freaks like him" aren't the problem
one cannot sleep next to a mad dog

1200 a month in PIP for me
Wage slavery for thee

>>212302780
yeah well australian comedy is... um... hang on mate can you list some australian comedy so I can take the piss out of them

>>212302792
No because I have a bf with a fat arse

>>212302792
never post this pedo gimp shit again

do speech writer jobs exist any more or has AI taken over?

>repeat a post a week later at a different time of day
>cunts immediatelyj ump on you saying they saw it already
you sad sacks here all day every day?

>>212302759
That's just reality.
The mentally inferior brown biomass is a curse upon white people that will soon lead to the latter's demise

>>212302776
It's a fact that Israel did get hit muliple times though so there's no argument to be made on your end. He was correct and you are wrong.

>>212302834
yeh x

>>212302808
Kath and kim
And uh....

>>212302776
Who said anything about evasive systems

>>212302804
You can still get full PIP and work
That's what I do

>>212302834
prefer not to say

>>212302847
kath and kims fucking fantastic tbf

Ha ha .. Australian comedy .. Did the man dress up as a woman .. Lmao ..

>>212302834
some people like spaki and some other selected freaks are genuinely here all day. im pretty sure they have literally nothing else going on in their life. perhaps toil.
imagine that being your life. toiling and 4chan.

sick of being a runt

mental how indians smelling of curry is a supposed racist stereotype but after working alongside them in an office for a few years I can confirm they actually do stink of curry and make it for lunch every single day in the microwave stinking out the office as well

>>212302863
But then I wouldn't get 700 from UC. I'm in no position to work anyway but I might once I get correct medicine.

>>212302868
You're literally just making this up and replying to yourself as though it's fact

>>212302874
its because of all the pungent spices they cook with. when i eat a lot of curry, my skin starts to smell a bit like curry lol.

anti-australian comedy brigade conveniently forgetting the existence of the big lez show

>>212302879
>correct medicine
a clue

Katy's oily slit wrapped around Sambo's onyx Excalibur

what a deal

>>212302893
You never stop eating do you Spaino

Dogberg is doing a poo

did's gewgle histry

>>212302918
smoke it

>>212302918
*scurries over naked on all fours and gobbles it up*

>>212302852
because they were the only missiles getting through, hamas has literal basement rockets made using modified drainpipes with like 25kg warheads compared to hypersonic ballistics with 2 stage systems and 1000kg warheads

>>212302893
Their skin looks like diarrhoea

>>212302874
old Indian in the flat below me are always cooking some noxious curry concoction, they start simmering it at 6am
>um that sounds peng mate!
it smells good approximately once every 2 weeks, the rest of the time it's just a horrible pong

>>212302910
which site?

>>212302953
Oh my days tell him to stop Rorke or are you scared??

>>212302349
Musk is a coalposter
Trump posts gems
simple as

>>212302893
No shit retard

>>212302953
Go tell him to stop. You won't because you're a coward.

>>212302975
>tell them to stop making food in their home
you doing alright leftypol?

new

>>212302988

>>212302988

>>212302988

>cock pong gimmick started 31st dec
>500+ mentions of it already to date
retards

if i was in a video game, i'd be a basic enemy that dies in 1 hit

Musk has like 5 Jewish and quadroon kids and his white kid trooned out